House And Cuddy's Prank War | House M.D..

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

"Do you know when your birth control pills aren't birth control pills"? Game, Set, & Match. House!

[@supershinigami1]

he's not gonna see this bro

[@susieq1565]

Yet House keeps rushing to the bathroom all day! Lol

[@LucianDevine]

@@susieq1565 I think it's more about he has an immediate and obvious sign that his Vicodin isn't Vicodin, but she doesn't quite have as immediate a sign that her birth control pills aren't birth control pills. Also, the consequences for her prank and his prank definitely incentivize her to not try it again, lol.

[@Christopher_TG]

That look on Cuddy's face after he said that. That was the moment she realized that she was way in over her head on this battle.

[@ajdinbasic561]

Road House

[@catherinewilliams9680]

I love how Foreman realizes that he honestly enjoys the stimulation that butting heads with House gives him.

[@Redsdelight]

The Cuddy’s going to end up pregnant line without explaining anything to Foreman is quite possibly the funniest line ever delivered on this show.

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

do you know when your birth control pills are not birth control pills?

[@jaimhaas5170]

House never fails to make some side cash..gotta admire that.

[@jaimhaas5170]

@Lubomir Radev not following your comment...

[@nickdragonslayer]

Sigma Male power

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@nickdragonslayer Grow up little boy.

[@ssk58607]

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 it's a joke,old lady

[@nickdragonslayer]

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 I thought people who watch Dr House would understand a joke...

[@nicetomeetmew]

Cuddy's face when he brings up the birth control pills will always be gold

[@scottvelez3154]

Why is she taking BC? Isn't she trying to get pregnant?

[@redstonecasey4713]

The moment she realizes how nuclear House is willing to go.

[@cypherusuh]

the actress has that PERFECT facial expression gradient, usually goes from smug, to either disappointed or guilty

[@andmicbro1]

A big reason why messing with someone's medication is a big no no. You cross a boundary and you might not like what you end up with.

[@magmat0585]

Cuddy: *I have made a terrible mistake*

[@aci.]

"I'm not gonna back down, you're not gonna back down, Cuddy's not gonna back down... And Cuddy's gonna end up pregnant"

[@SocalCoyote]

“..What?”

[@chrisjackson1889]

“Does matter.” “Are you saying- What does having s-” “Starts Monday”

[@jw9565]

​@@chrisjackson1889 I can help you pack

[@HazbinHotelStaff]

"That was just a courtesy flush, I'm not actually done"... My mother was the one who taught me that 😆

[@kemj9]

Didn’t know that was actually a thing

[@ballaking1000]

@@kemj9 I'm sure there's been people in the past who wish you did know! :D

[@kemj9]

@@ballaking1000 I mean if you didn’t use the bathroom why waste water

[@King.Russia]

Learned that in jail 😂

[@King.Russia]

@@ballaking1000 bet a lot of people watch clips while in bed trying to fall asleep. Press a button without knowing. Ooo what a crime

[@nextlvlroy]

House is such an expert at anticipating reactions, behaviors, and he can easily read people. But in the times where his voice pitch is higher it means he truly cannot understand why the opposition made a certain decision or had a certain reaction. Like when Foreman told him he wasn't interested in the job, House cannot understand why and it kills him lol

[@KittyCentral12]

Love when his voice pitch is higher. IDK what it is but it just sounds so genuine lol

[@HyperDragon9]

Interesting in the episode is that the mirror syndrome patient copies the dominant personality. Here House has the dominant personality. However, earlier in the episode, the patient mimics Wilson in front of House. That means Wilson can dominate House whenever he wants to.

[@topsy915]

That's interesting to think about, besides some select few occasions Wilson has always been there for house(especially as a friend), except for some bs plot reasons sometimes haha.

[@DavesDime]

I think context probably matters. In this instance it was an empty room with two people pleading their case as to why they had more power. In an operating room, the lead surgeon by default is going to be the one with the power. And in that instance House was specifically trying to remain neutral and not jostle for power.

[@Samld1200]

Fanfic

[@scout41741]

well almost all the time when Wilson really wants something from House he gets it in the end. f.e. in one of the earlier episodes that House'll take a patient patient, or when House's father Died, where he had to drag House to his funeral, he even got House to admit that his father is dead. House is defenetly the more dominant of these two.

[@elyk87]

That's because in most relationships, dominance may change depending on the circumstances. For House and Wilson, House is dominant most the time because Wilson is content with that. Wilson likes the adventure, the discussions, the intrigue of House. On the flip side, House is willing to do things for Wilson he wouldn't do for anyone else, even when it conflicts with his own beliefs. In the end, House sabotaged every one of his relationships, except the one with Wilson. So there are instances where Wilson is the driving force in the dynamic.

[@anna-majandersson6716]

Only House can make the question " Are you smiling? ", sound that much of an accusation and an insult! Always makes me laugh!

[@codyeble0713]

Love the checks and balances over the 3 most important characters.. this episode shows their dominance over each other.. Wilson over House, House over Cuddy, and it's implied Cuddy over Wilson

[@NewWesternFront]

where is that implied

[@Avatar1454]

@@NewWesternFront By your mom last night

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

One may argue that Cuddy at times is dominant over House (esp. when they were dating). Wilson is in his own league, he can dominate both of them if he wants to.

[@ManaWarev2]

​@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849fanfic gonna go crazy here

[@dan2007kohn]

“They have a great diagnostics department.” “Gilcrest said he’d take you anyway.” 😂😂😂

[@venkatasuryadeepvasireddy6664]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@herryis4392]

I love it the way House compliment Foreman at the end. Somehow he tries to say that he respected Foreman in a weird way.

[@SnuffIt]

To whoever is keeping this channel alive, please don’t EVER EVER, for the sake of humanity, let it die.

[@mugil501]

I can't believe that someone is still thinking that this channel is being run by some random guy😂 It's actually the production team who are running this channel, otherwise this channel would've got copyrighted long long ago😆 You can see the link in the description to the Peacocks TV in each of these videos who actually owns House MD series right now and not the Netflix!

[@SnuffIt]

@@mugil501 No, I know it’s the production team (it’s an official channel) but it’s them to whom I’m talking, I just hope they don’t decide one day to stop posting clips that’s all.

[@mugil501]

@@SnuffIt Oh okay, got you now👍 Sorry my bad🙏✌

[@supershinigami1]

Very original comment.

[@HoloDaWisewolf]

It's possible to watch this series thanks to streaming services, torrenting, direct downloads, online shops and IRL shops.

[@hopfrompokemonbad2865]

This episode was so funny in general cause it was basically the patient mocking everyone and he was really good at it

[@AnikaJarlsdottr]

"Do you know when your birth control pills AREN'T birth control pills?" House going with the nuclear option.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Don't joe about stuff like that

[@shady_the_one]

No, joke about it more

[@efir1471]

Just finished watching all 8 seasons. To who ever is just watching these clips. I promise it's worth watching the full show.

[@felary._fls05]

I’m still at season 2,and I am definitely not disappointed!!! House is the best doctor/actor,and I can’t wait to watch all the seasons……for now,I need to stop watching house md,because I have school,homework etc(I’m focusing on that first),and when I’m free,I’ll continue watching house md🥺❤️. Tbh House MD is my only favorite American serie🙈😩

[@CaesarSuriano]

idk that last season kind disappointed me in a way that made me not wanna finish the show

[@ojxirkgiouu2147]

Where can you watch it outside the US?

[@codyeble0713]

It kinda went downhill after season 4.. still good for about 2 more seasons but season 4 was the best.. then the last few season are just tolerable.. definitely worth multiple views tho

[@lishanwijesekara9340]

The way cuddy says “foreman’s not going anywhere” I love it 😍

[@MrWeed-vp8og]

Cuddy is so friggin gorgeous in this episode. I love her facial expressions. They did a good job selecting her.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Yes, gorgeous and great actress

[@codyeble0713]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed her facial expressions

[@jayclearmen411]

exactly and have you seen her legs sheesh!!!!

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@codyeble0713 Did you really think you were the only one with eyes paying attention? Smh...

[@SAM-pu5nn]

"Its simple math. I'm not gonna back down, you're not gonna back down, Cuddy is not gonna back down- no one's gonna be happy here. Cuddy is gonna end up pregnant."

[@peachydarl]

One of the funniest lines in the show. I love when foreman gets to be involved in the humour too, he has good comedic acting skills, only see it rarely

[@Batmann_]

Thanks, you should go work for a captioning/subtitles agency! Just typing out part of the video we all watched, whilst adding absolutely nothing to it, is just what they need!

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@Batmann_ Yeah, and approximately one-third of comments are like this, sigh...

[@ammar4882]

That victory dance always gets me 🤣🤣🤣

[@QUARTERMASTEREMI6]

As grumpy as he is, it’s good to know he still has some bit of happiness in him! ☺️

[@kpl775]

0:55 it's hilarious how exhausted he looks from shitting 😂😂😂😂😂

[@LednacekZ]

there is nothing funny about shitting so hard that you have hardly any energy left to stand up.

[@WaynePhilmore]

@@LednacekZ 😂😂😂😂😂

[@AbhijeetMishra]

The non-calorific sugar they use in sugar-free ice cream can act as a laxative, and on my body it does that extremely well, so when I do eat a full bucket of sugar-free ice cream, I usually spend the next day going to the toilet a lot. Can confirm it can be tiring when your body is basically trying to remove even the smallest little thing you may have in your system. 😂

[@thelittleagustus.2292]

The face of glory and him twirling his cane is hilarious

[@kkhchannel4813]

Don't, Don't stoop to his level. Why? Because you will LOSE!!

[@DrewSavo]

It’s like the old saying “ Don’t try to argue logic with an idiot: he’ll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience”

[@vitomcsween974]

House : do you know when your birth control pills aren't birth control pills SAVAGE

[@kemj9]

Who she fuckin tho??

[@criscabrera9098]

@@kemj9 we were find out she’s dating until Lucas and after that house but other than she’s gone out on dates but she’s been single

[@pieterveenders9793]

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Because its an important part of the characters' (Cuddy and House) dynamic?

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@pieterveenders9793 Not really, not at this point? I mean, do we know all House's hookers? No, then why should we know Cuddy's flings at the point when she and House were not involved or even heavily flirting yet?

[@Ballin4Vengeance]

@@kemj9House obviously

[@Yo_Vonny]

I just love House and Foreman's relationship

[@jozo.fisherman]

whoever watched House MD. and is still watching these, you're a legend. Definitely my favorite TV Show of all time.

[@heisafraid]

5:00 THE best part of the whole series 😂

[@dizzydean2767]

Who knew he had them moves 😂

[@dars5229]

The female of the species is more deadlier than the male... I just realized. I know the whole House = Sherlock Holmes and Wilson = Watson thing but it took me this long to figure out Cuddy = Irene Adler. A romantic interest/nemesis.

[@Norinia]

…………………. ………………….. ………………….. HOW THE F*** DID WE NEVER NOTICE??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@olly9439]

Its made quite obvious when you look back. He lives at 221b Baker Street. He's shot by "moriarty" and Wilson mentions "the woman who got away, irene adler"

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@olly9439 That must be Stacy then

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Come on, it's not that trivial and straightforward, Cuddy is not and has never been the nemesis. She's not that manipulative as Adler either.

[@ryanwitt6861]

Actually Cuddy would be a mix of Lestrade, Ms Hudson, and Irene...she does a great deal. They're all complex.

[@gregoryhouse9738]

Sometimes I forget Hugh Laurie is a good comedian.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Weird thing to forget when it's so obvious.

[@edwardm9246]

How? 😂

[@mrinalmrinalinee5373]

Watch BlackAdder and A bit of Fry & Laurie

[@hadracks]

@@mrinalmrinalinee5373 and Jeeves and Wooster. Those are golden

[@arindamsaha7062]

Glad to see that we have kept this show alive

[@peachydarl]

‘Where were you two hours ago?’ ‘Where we’re you?’ ….. *toilet flushing* LOL

[@williamdennis7652]

Love the fact that house could be an a-hole to his workers yet still care about them.

[@davidoshaughnessy2074]

I rarely get a good belly laugh. This show sets it off . Ya know, a good laugh strengthens our immune systems tremendously.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Yes, everyone knows that.

[@shreyassarangi6106]

What a way to get a wholesome ending lol

[@stoyaames8311]

House: "Are you smiling?" Foreman: "No" *smirks*

[@kaosfrisky3505]

I find myself spending too many hours in this channel 😂

[@AUSSIETAIPAN]

3:52 -Are you smiling? -No, I'm flexing my goatee muscle.

[@SnuffIt]

I don’t know why but the way Foreman says “no” makes me laugh so hard

[@chickencurry7642]

Just imagine if Brennan hadn't been caught and fired...

[@JohnSmith-ip8kp]

Yo whoever is posting still on this you tube I fuckin love you dawg

[@mayurdhwajsinhrana3858]

House to foreman : you are freak Means YOU ARE SMART ** 😂

[@irishboy_pa]

Cuddy is going to end up pregnant What

[@Clarity_Control]

…

[@AayushD]

The bit about pregnancy pills

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@AayushD Yes, he/she knows, they just quote Foreman's reaction, they didn't actually ask ''what''.

[@shady_the_one]

That's called foreshadowing lmao

[@gravity7208]

Cuddly didn't knew house was willing to go nuclear

[@michaelhaynes4946]

House: Wha- what why? You're miserable. Foreman: Apparently not anymore. House: *Determined* You're gonna be.

[@maromalul9134]

I could never stop enjoying House's dancing in that episode XD

[@chrisdelagarza8048]

“YOU’RE A FREAK” House… House thinks everybody is a freak..

[@AP-sr2lr]

I've never even watched a full episode of House but I've been binge watching these clips

[@Swissswoosher]

“That was just a courtesy flush, i’m not actually done” Ngl I laughed so hard because I actually do that on occasion

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Did you need to tell about this to strangers on the Internet though?🤔

[@gustavomarques4097]

Apparently both Jules and Vincent had terrible aiming. Brett survived!

[@Mohsinbagban]

Nice updates, man. Have you seen that episode where house goes somewhere and rest of the team treat a patient who's a drag racer? The ending where he fires the scam doctor is a good one..

[@siniaura]

These clips are one of those things, that u didn`t knew you needed. Badly.

[@brandocalrissian3294]

you can never fool a person who is dependent on pain killers and takes the same one everyday with a decoy.

[@NortelGeek]

Got to love Cuddy's face when he says, "Do you know when your birth control pills aren't birth control pills?" 👁️∆👁️ 👄

[@tylortylor5889]

"That was just a courtesy flush I'm not actually done."

[@blacktimhoward4322]

"I can tell that we are gonna be friends" Perfect choice

[@mackenzielynn4307]

I love this hahahah and I love Wilson so much

[@Somegoy]

I need to buy this entire show on DVD

[@jaquelineromero723]

how Cuddy says “seriously” is so cute and funny 😂

[@Tumbleflop]

"...Something"

[@dratkinson4043]

every man should have a Cuddy to come home to

[@Stuart267]

Yes but with less nagging

[@shady_the_one]

I don't know. Maybe when I'm older and if I've known her as long as House has known Cuddy (which doesn't happen)

[@nelsonnunez71]

Kumar became a doctor after all

[@dignifytv]

Woah, a house clip! Get it while its hot.

[@Drones_and_more]

When being called a freak is a compliment lol

[@danschmo7413]

now we need the clips of insight from mirror man

[@yousephkarouni9540]

The one thing nat never fails to make me laugh in this episode is When faced with House and Wilson, *Mirror man went with Wilson*. Wilson true Alpha.

[@nickgerse5658]

I want to watch this show from the start but I don’t want to experience the sad moments that I learned that happen

[@silverstreak8958]

Lisa Edelstein, you're one amazing actress and a beautiful woman.

[@LokelyConed]

"I know when my Vicodin isn't Vicodin. But do you know when your birth control pills aren't birth control?" Im DEAD XD

[@Alovatololo]

They're like his mom and dad.

[@zeynepll2494]

Missed this cast ı guess ı'm gonna cryyyy

[@felipef1nn40]

The office; "is that allowed?"

[@fry997]

Cuddy was trying really hard not to slug House during his victory dance

[@peaceindarkness.darknessis3494]

Wilson is the best character on house

[@sprachen7122]

hands down

[@scattershot666]

The look of dread when House one upped the pill swap game.

[@zero3778]

Wilson: "Don't stoop to his level." Cuddy: "Why, cause he's suddenly gonna realize he's no longer 14? Wilson: "No, because he's going to school you and end your entire career."

[@hollyb6885]

Props to House for the curtesy flush.

[@TheCornucopiaProject-bd5jk]

You’re a freak. Best compliment ever.

[@ijustdocomments6777]

I feel awkward having seen the entire series and can't remember who Brennan is. And then I googled and still remembered absolutely nothing about the guy. Crazy. I remember Thirteen though, heheh.

[@SadisticNiles]

Brennan is the "Vitamin C cures Polio" guy

[@ijustdocomments6777]

@@SadisticNiles Yeah I googled it, man was whackadoodle.

[@fundoo203]

@@SadisticNiles yeah I remember now. He made it look like polio could be cured vitamin c by giving him juice or something when his folly was found house fired him

[@joseppibidenin4838]

And how Honey Boo got Michelin Paetrons , I'll never know . R , I'd almost be willing to go Gilbert Grape just to see actual Emts cut out actual house squares from Techno Lazyboys

[@VM13TV]

Love how there's an audience for House's final choice picks

[@stephenvierling2287]

I’m no doctor or genius, but I don’t think a fever of 107 can wait.

[@berrym7776]

Anything can wait as long as you're okay with dying

[@tahatuncer1783]

I like that moment they have in the end

[@Panwere36]

The show died when Cuddy left. Without her, the entire last season was nowhere near as good.

[@theultimatereversecard524]

“Do you know when your birth control pills aren’t birth control pills?” *VINE BOOM*

[@smurfyday]

I argued with my coworker. My boss got pregnant. Consequences.

[@deanfranz]

0:50 - I **ONLY** recognize him from the movie 8 Heads In A Duffel Bag lmao

[@balogundave754]

House's a hustler.

[@Metal-Possum]

And that kids is how House ended up balls deep.

[@doctorplague6967]

It's kinda endearing how Foreman learned about his experience away from House. He quit because he kept thinking that becoming House was something he never wanted to be, that it'd ruin his life as a doctor and his perspective on life. But after his little adventure at the other hospital, disregarding rules to save a life. He now realizes he can step up, disregard a few rules, and still not become House. His sense of moral and his world did not come crumbling down because of the way he saved a life. He saved a life and remained who he is.

[@awaken77]

The patient is Brett from Pulp Fiction, who was shot by Jules in Pulp Fiction. That's how he ended up in the hospital

[@tommyward6187]

House and that cane😂😂

[@SinKal]

Chase is always House favorite child

[@redrangerpanda]

Fun fact with the amount of Vicodin house uses, the laxatives would kill him

[@ReynardNathaniel]

I just realized that House lied about knowing his vicodin is not vicodin since he is keep coming back to the toilet

[@td4190]

Still the best doctor show ever

[@sivan1127]

5:47 Also the birth control joke was fire 2:54

[@randymarshislorde]

Messed up part is that I'm 99% sure house already knows that he doesn't want foreman gone just as much as foreman doesn't want to leave. Honestly when it boils down to it, yes, house does/did respect (to an extent, I think Taub and Thirteen rank highest) Thirteen, Taub, Kutner I think (Kutner's death kind of forces House to remember him more fondly due to the trauma of the whole thing), and Amber (same situation as Kutner, plus her relationship with Wilson) too, and hell even Masters. Still, he genuinely respects way more AND cares for his original team (Foreman, Chase, and Cameron), Cuddy, and Wilson above anyone else in his life. I think he's mostly just arguing with Cuddy over Foreman for the sake of arguing.

[@sickofseeingjustsomeguywit8168]

Someone explain what happened. What did the guy say?," you have great yables"?

[@88NS14]

You've great yabooz. Slang for boobs. Basically imitating house who also keeps commenting on Cuddy's breasts

[@shady_the_one]

Ya-boos (at least that's the pronunciation) in short, he complimented her chest. And just in case, Cuddy was trying to keep herself in the running for more dominant figure, but House saw that as a win, cause only House would say something like that for no reason.

[@michaelreese8211]

You smell that? Not getting sweeter! Had me dying!

[@Trollberg60north]

English isn't my first language so can someone tell me what the patient man says @ 4:48?.

[@jaysomdahl8707]

“You have great yabbos” slang for breasts

[@Trollberg60north]

@@jaysomdahl8707 Oh, thanks!.

[@Tony_Stark330]

wait what did he say?