House Sitting - Saturday Night Live

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When a house sitter shows up for duty, the owner has some issues with talking on the phone. Aired 03/03/12
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[@aelynb]

_"So anyway, uh the dog food is in the kitchen. There is a picture of a dog on the bag but he has human teeth... Oh I can't wait to get a dog"_

[@flyingraijin6751]

🤞😔🤞

[@TomJohnson67]

Shevelyn eats the dog food, doesn't she.

[@maxsimgue9764]

Use this line every chance I get, even when the topic doesn't call for it or have anything to do with dogs.

[@louistournas120]

@@TomJohnson67 Topless?

[@starclan4051]

777 likes :D

[@matthewscott1091]

I’m just going to start answering every phone call like that. *“WHO is THIS!?!”* 😱

[@booginas]

LOL

[@estprogo6564]

I swear I do this all the time xD'

[@nicolassundara9568]

DO ITTTT

[@maejubros3600]

😂👍

[@daizymae5148]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 me too

[@chocoholic88dx]

"Aaaaaugghhgahhgg!!!!".... "These are are throw pillows. please do not throw them unless you're upset and if u do just throw them at another pillow" lmao

[@averageday]

Ok.

[@pimpastato89]

Something about Kristin Wiig saying “THIS ISNT DENISE!” Brings serotonin to my brain

[@YangBalanceYin]

Your picture does that for me ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

[@TheTaxburden]

@@YangBalanceYin ugh I was gonna say that!

[@dheeraj3281]

Can we talk more about your picture?

[@sabrinasmyspace]

WHO IS THIS!?!?!?

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

Kristin Wiig in general brings serotonin to my brain lol

[@SuperGenerations]

omg that instant transition from hysterical panic to casual calm XD literally laughing out loud

[@ninikoru2811]

ikr

[@zenithquasar9623]

Love Kristen for that so much!

[@bt7846]

@Derek Gleeson Imagine that. Totally.

[@1158supersiri]

That sketch was so lame. That "transition" was done on so many TV shows

[@m_estera]

😂😂

[@3aalya]

the dog part killed me

[@SunaAoimori]

Yesssss

[@simonrosenblatt6100]

"SHE WILL KILL YOU!!!! So anyways these are throw pillows." lmfao

[@welilebiyela9674]

3:46 "The call is coming from inside my butt?" the look on Kristen's face haaahahahahaha! Whole skit literally had me laughing out loud :'D

[@switchdogdotorg]

+Welile Biyela almost looked like she improvized it to make lindsay crack up :))))

[@NotAFan-vl6hu]

This one had me killed xD

[@w_randrs2340]

Adele: Hello, it's me... Kristen: WHO IS THIS?

[@ernest747]

+W.R Andreassen hahahaha

[@SolidBoy82]

HAHAHAHHA

[@m_estera]

Lmao🤣🤣🤣

[@raissasuwardhono]

Lol

[@michael-white94]

I'm wheezing.

[@Axel-ll2jp]

Kristen wiig cures my depression!

[@tra9997]

Me too. I feel so much better when I watch either her movies or sketches.

[@Axel-ll2jp]

tracy 97 happy to hear💗

[@pikapikapikachu6679]

SNL is the best cure for depression and Kristen Wiig is the best cure for serious depression.

[@raissasuwardhono]

Axel same....

[@kristenwiigen3850]

omg i also had depression 2 years ago (i don't anymore) and kristen wiig was like my rock back then lol she is too precious for this world

[@ruthronnieofficial]

When the skit started off with Kristen being calm and normal I was like 👀 and then when the crazy jumped out I was like "THERE IT IS!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Starr_Apathy]

I know what you mean! And It was perfection 😂

[@tomw4014]

3:16, “you’re gonna die in my house” line delivery is amazing.

[@StopTheWorld100]

This is seriously one of my favourite Kristen sketches!! She is hilarious and those face expressions! Also, she sounds kind of like when she does target lady a little bit, haha!

[@MrEazyE357]

That's where I recognized some of her mannerisms from! Thank you!

[@shaken_thesaurus2001]

I also get some Mindy vibes from her secret word sketches

[@aarondigby5054]

​@MrEazyE357 she really makes great hilarious facial expressions

[@klowen29]

Props to lindsay Lohan for keeping it together while Kristin wig is being so hilarious!! I would be dying of laughter!👏🏻🤣

[@ronque23]

Actually great observation. We forget LL was actually a pretty good actress. Before the partying ruined everything.

[@ruabossy4700]

@@ronque23 No, she is not and never been. She is zero in acting.

[@angiemuema7995]

"I'm leaving town and Megan will be by her self"

[@TheCstar07]

angie muema way to throw her under the the bus!

[@kurtreber9813]

@@TheCstar07or the knife

[@alecposey1192]

Megan I’m so sorry you gonna die in my house

[@ninosebiskveradze6403]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@robles146]

hahahaha "OH MEGAN... I'M SORRY YOU'RE GONNA DIE IN MY HOUSE..!" Freakin hilarious..!!! hajaha

[@lizuboli3681]

Hogg0p? I'm going with a lot popp

[@antotheja251]

OMG This is hilarious! "WHO IS THIS?" ... "Please don't throw a pillow unless you're upset and if you are then please just throw them on another pillow!"

[@chileplease960]

2:01 that face. She's brilliant.

[@Fr3derick88]

Kristen should have her own show.

[@yusefendure]

You, me, and 300,000,000 other people would watch!

[@Gaia369]

Watch "welcome to me" 🤣

[@saulgster]

She should!

[@dangerpablo1]

Yes please

[@rajithmaligaspe]

YES YOU WILL YOU HAVE TOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH..................................... These are throw-pillows.

[@1158supersiri]

That was so lame wtf

[@lower_than_furries9727]

@@1158supersiri you are.

[@sleezy_chicken_biscuits5175]

I must be deaf but ain't hear her say "TOAHH"

[@popdivas4lyfe977]

@@1158supersiri you're so lame. Wtf

[@rajibdavid]

Kristen is the best comedian evah!

[@inamartina9985]

True

[@tomitstube]

"i've been wearing the same pants all week". i like how that was added because that's what we ALL were thinking.

[@coderspy]

Lohan really does have good acting chops; she actually looks at her scene partner when delivering her lines instead of staring at a teleprompter.

[@DavidKen878]

Yeah. Of all the things people say about her, not having talent is never one of them.

[@codezero7981]

she was always great in her SNL skits.

[@DavidKen878]

@@codezero7981 And that one madTV skit. Don't forget.

[@DavidKen878]

@Ray Der Anything else?

[@DavidKen878]

@Ray Der Sounds like you're just jealous of Ms. Lohan. And it's perfectly understandable. But don't spew hate on KZbin. It's not classy.

[@jengomango6476]

I was just about to go to bed and stumbled upon this and laughed my head off. Felt so good after a long hard day. I can just sleep now.

[@charltonblalock2510]

Wow!! Me too!! I'm literally crying of laughter. 😂😂😂

[@tootiejo857]

I love Kristen Wiig so much. I have never seen a bad skit with her in it. LOVE HER SO MUCH.

[@ThinhNguyen-sx8rt]

Kristen deserves a 10 for this performance!!

[@hyerkill]

'The call is coming from the inside of my butt' LMAO literally.

[@gisellefendi5793]

This is the funniest sketch SNL has ever created. Every line out of Kristen is just brilliant

[@jasminea4020]

The “aaAaAAh” at 3:08 kills me! 🤣🤣💀

[@miagonzo5522]

when she looks at the phone lmaooo the neck brace is perfect 😂👌

[@alexanderthegod9553]

The first time she answered the phone I completely lost it😂

[@tdtone2]

Chevolynn..... LOL...whata kinda name is that!! And the Wesson oil comment cracked me up and "Oh I can't wait to get a dog!" Cracked me up!! Love this skit!!

[@appaloosa3838]

Plot twist: she was afraid that Denise’s alter ego, Dooneese, was at the other end of the line

[@inamartina9985]

"the call is coming from inside my butt" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Hausofcozy108]

I love Kristen's jeans in this!!

[@caielesr]

Good god this gets funnier every rewatch. Plus the added context of the caller being Chevelyn's butt this whole time while she is screaming in panic at the phone is just hilarious.

[@gungoksid]

was it just me, or did Kristen Wiig look like Katy Perry in this sketch?

[@agnihotriu]

I also think so

[@baconair]

Gokay Ada Can't say about you, but Wiig looked a bit like Perry. =)

[@tinafeyever]

Gokay Ada it's the wig

[@halcyonworshipper1373]

+Claudia Tay you mean it's The Wiig

[@Axel-ll2jp]

Gokay Ada i thought the same thing

[@fivesix3868]

She did an extremely good acting of a paranoid woman receiving phone calls in a scary movie

[@BrenLockhart]

Kristen Wiig is such an amazing comedian. I am so in love with her. And Lindsay!

[@thefae8678]

"I'm not a lesbian, but I'd love to see those badonkers bouncing through the pine needles." *Are you sure about that?*

[@titaniumwolf8756]

I mean I know I would, at least ya that version of lohan and not the now version

[@TheDChannelDouble]

I love Kristen Wiig so much :D

[@troyandabed8798]

she is my favourite

[@General_Nothing]

“You wanna come with me to the topless forest? I’ve been staring at your gazongas all night.”

[@krtomb87]

If you know the Conjuring films, you'll find Kirsten's hysterical voice very close to the actress playing Lorraine Warren in those movies :D Literally Vera Farmiga impression :P

[@weisscream]

You can tell she's trying not to laugh at the sound effect when she turns to the phone xD I love Kristen so much

[@carlf7557]

Hahah Kristen is hilarious

[@melissanunez9266]

I love Lindsay's reaction at 2:45 😄. Had not laughed hard in a long time 🤣

[@draum8103]

'Megan will be here all alone, and don't you DARE show up when Megan is here, she will KILL you!!!' 'What?! No I won't?!' 'YES YOU WILL YOU HAVE TO! AaAaHH!!' hahaha the hysterical freaking out was so damn funny!

[@sonofode902]

Wigg has that unique deep voice when she played a histerical character. The example is when she said, "is someone 'there'?" the unique style is in 'there'.

[@MhaydenN]

Can we pls just acknowledge that her name is "Shevelyn"

[@SalveRegina8]

“Do you remember Steak-umms?” ©️Steak-umms: "chopped and formed emulsified meat product that is comprised of beef trimmings left over after an animal is slaughtered and all of the primary cuts, such as tenderloin, filet, and rib eye, are removed. . . . The emulsified meat is pressed into a loaf and sliced, frozen and packaged." -Judge Lawrence Stengel

[@keeprising8668]

This is my most watched SNL video. I still laugh every time.

[@tymcnamee3333]

My brother and I still quote this every time we answer the phone! 😂

[@thejwvariety]

"ahhHHhhHHH..... THESE, are, throw pillows!"

[@jaymestratton6235]

Her face when the phone rings!!! 😂

[@Robertbrucelockhart]

If variety shows had survived, Kristin Wig could have easily been the Carol Burnett of her generation.

[@catarinabakker8405]

Her deep vocal screams, I can't ahahahaah

[@midnitghtsun]

I love Kristen so damn much!!!! She’s so talented!!!

[@jamiemichaelkerepa2966]

Kristen is pure brilliance 😂😂😂

[@natecrean756]

Kristen Wiig is my life.

[@birdsascarnage]

Think this maybe my favorite skit with Wiig. The acting is so good.

[@MakeMakeShift]

For some reason I think this is my favourite SNL sketch ever to contain the name Chevelyn

[@felipe12685]

"I CAN'T WAIT TO GET A DOG" I FUCKING DIED

[@inordirection_]

Who is this??! HOW ARE YOU ALL INSIDE OF MY PHONE????

[@pavitrac9176]

Why is this me every time I get an unknown caller calls?

[@coreyd3279]

This sketch is a classic! Always makes me laugh😭

[@daviddiazmusic]

I think I found my favorite sketch 😂😂

[@alexia2099]

This will never get old. Ever! Kristin🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@oiseau_]

this is legitimately how my old chemistry teacher used to act and talk 😂 i love her though lol

[@attilaszasz4705]

Whoever wrote this is insane and I love it !

[@elijah-jamesmac2039]

“Meghan, I’m sorry you’re going to die in my house” 🤣

[@aleksandrazlatanovic3361]

1:37 im literally crying

[@AshrafAnam]

"Remember that from the '90s?"

[@zarasmith7034]

Kristen Wiig’s character reminds me of the mom in Bates Motel- I don’t know why

[@vparker1543]

The Wesson oil right out of the gate - hilarious.

[@tyleranyways]

"Oh do you remember steakums" 😭 3:31

[@lizagates6252]

I need these clips. I watch so much news, this is like, a perfect break

[@Vlaud]

I can't watch this and not laugh until I hurt my gut. It's my favorite SNL video out there! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@whitters1980]

Has me in tears every time!

[@jfrancis98]

Why have I not seen this yet? Funniest skit ever

[@jaredkerr7993]

Lol I'd keep calling back too to hear her freak out

[@justjae4267]

Let’s be honest, we all feel like answering a phone in this manner from numbers we don’t know.

[@McLens22]

Kristen never gets me tired. :)

[@sucreation2030]

I just cannot stop watching this video! Every time I watch it, I find something new in it to laugh about.. hahah

[@Axel-ll2jp]

kristen wiig is the bestt

[@arniecalang4583]

I’m going to answer my calls like this moving forward.

[@pacificoarthur]

this is pure gold

[@caricatureparty]

This sketch is very silly and fun.

[@universalsubliminals1174]

HAHAH this has to be one of the funniest sketches ive watched, so underrated

[@TheSean7564]

Kristen Wiig ... just so talented!

[@Levacque]

A rare SNL with a funny conclusion. So often a great sketch will end like a leg missing its foot.

[@terraboo9922]

The Throw pillow if you need to throw it throw it at another pillow😂😂😂😂!!!!

[@VladSicoe]

This popped in my newsfeed today, I love it. Kristen Wiig is hilarious.

[@MarkyMat23]

One of the darkest SNL sketches. Totally underrated.

[@OmeedNOuhadi]

When you’re forever trapped in the second act of a horror film.

[@thebutcher1865]

Both of these women are awesome actresses, and they are very funny.

[@jenniferch3ck]

I make this face 1:22 when my phone rings too

[@bluebassboy22]

Do you remember steakums 😂

[@fritzadonisperez4550]

"I can't wait to have a dog!"

[@alanhamilton3789]

Literally nobody else could’ve done this better. Kate McKinnon maybe, but Kristin Wiig was really the best choice for this skit.

[@paulakrishasalazar2425]

Kristen wiig is so beautiful and funny

[@maximotime1]

Can not stop watchin this .....hits every funny bone