Theo and Nikki Glaser on First BJ’s

[@TheoVonClips]

bit.ly/theovonclips

[@gio_binoh]

["He said, "that's gods and thats where it goes." -pretty cool. "]

[@koof1776]

Thummies Up yet Theo, imo, is an Average Joe, and this chick would be in Heaven if she met me in real time.

[@nate6795]

“Here’s the crazy part” as Theo thinks quickly about what he’s going to say 😂

[@superlambmilkshake4904]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SingleMaltBuckeye]

Know what I mean, Vern?

[@Deepgoat]

IKR he even invented camera phones before their time in this, amazing stuff

[@tabbathapearson1143]

@deepgoat he says they put the phone under the couch or chair to listen could have been a cordless

[@Deepgoat]

@@tabbathapearson1143 I was upper middle class and myself and the people around me didn't have cordless phones until the 2000s. He's lying.

[@Fast_Eddie_]

Theo's normal 1 hour podcast conversation is funnier than most comedians 1 hour specials

[@_Jocephus_]

I swear dude. I tried watching several comedy specials of ppl I KNOW are funny, and none of their specials were as good as the podcast episodes they were on. Setting about genuine conversations really opens up the best of ppl.

[@johnf5068]

@@_Jocephus_ watch some Doug Stanhope specials, dark but some of the funniest shit ever

[@jackhelm1796]

His podcast conversations are also funnier than his specials.

[@nkm11tbm]

Stand up comedy specials are supposed to a representation of what it’s like to be in the room or theater while they are delivering the material. It doesn’t translate to digital medium as well, where as a podcast translates better to video/audio better

[@Fast_Eddie_]

@@nkm11tbm My comment has eluded you. In the most basic terms what I'm saying is Theo is fkn hysterical.🤣😂🤣

[@solutionfilm]

My favorite thing about Theo is how imaginative he is describing ANYTHING

[@TheMaxKids]

That’s a southern trait.

[@sean_mcdonnell]

You could build a CARMAX behind that tree

[@jer4040]

haha yeah for sure. He's got that I've done many drugs with my friends and shot the shit vibe. He's got his 10,000hrs in choppin it up.

[@nargi]

imaginative. that’s a weird way to say he lies all the time.

[@SHAKE-S-PIERRE]

Nah that’s two different things

[@retroape]

“He said that’s God’s and that’s where it goes.” I laughed so hard through this whole thing

[@Kinobambino]

😂😂😂

[@joshdean4889]

Best fuckiing part lol

[@DawgsOnTop4Life]

“Pretty cool”

[@gregpilling2305]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nIbWoX-MiNmDmM0

[@kesslerj07]

Me too

[@JEN-fo5bq]

Theo is the kinda guy to make you feel good about yourself after you fail every test

[@hex1443]

😂 true, just passed an airbreaks test after several failures and comedy seems to be the last left to stick around with you

[@brendanstack1878]

May be the funniest pod bit I’ve heard. Theo is a story teller and Nikki knows exactly what to ask to keep him going.

[@bargainhuntbricks420]

Read the comments on the Lainey Wilson videos. Theo is a real life hero many times over. Haha

[@trentthompson5110]

Theo is a natural comic and I love his stories but let me tell you I’m from the south and there’s hundreds of Theos out there making people piss their selves around fires and kegs every weekend in the south.

[@joes282828]

No, those are just drunk idiots.

[@IEdjumacate]

I believe it. His comedy doesn’t translate as well to stand up in my opinion. His stand up is okay. He’s hilarious in conversation so the podcast format works for him. There’s a ton of people like this though, he just happened to have the connections & drive to make it.

[@Usernam321]

It feels so weird that with most his stories, there’s one friend of mine I could picture doing something similar to his. And I’m from South Carolina. I saw him on the hunt for that BJ and directed him back West.

[@onesixwhiskey6514]

I’ve got an entire family of Theos! The Ford family in Cheatham County Tn! These fellas can tell ANY story and you’ll be dying! Exactly at a fire or standing around a truck. It’s a gift that only Southerners have. The North East has it too, it’s just different

[@JustAnotherBlader]

Thats not the same as being a good standup comic.

[@deceptionary]

Bro I can never tell if Theo is telling a true story or not. I think that's part of why he's so funny

[@ericparrish1515]

I wouldn't mind if nobody ever told the truth honestly.

[@rachel_Cochran]

Why do I love delving into the psychology of Theo's childhood and adolescence so very much? Any time he's talking about how he grew up, those are my favorite episodes

[@relliMeoJ]

I’ve been looking for a montage of all the childhood stories Theo starts with, “I remember we had this one dude…” Those are always wild and hilarious.

[@mattr6344]

Yeah totally real haha

[@JretnuH]

Because Theo is a mythical being man

[@maryflaherty5999]

Me too, it's because I want to know how he became this way. His mind and thought process is so unique and brilliant, I want insight on how someone develops it.

[@bentleymusic03]

@@maryflaherty5999begs the question… is intelligence predisposed in someone’s dna, or can it increase through experience. I really think some people are just brilliant regardless of the situations and opportunities they are given. I guess if their intellectual talent is realized early on they can receive support to accelerate their development. Maybe it’s luck that they are dealt cards that rare them just right… a mystery

[@BonnChnd]

I love when these two make each other laugh. It’s infectious 😂

[@ericparrish1515]

Yeah it is. Friendships like that don't exist around here.

[@Crazy4swayze-l5j]

Unreal duo here! Theo might be the most natural funny human ever His regular conversations are incredible

[@ernestocampas-rosa6740]

someone never had friends

[@cowtailcalvin]

I want to listen to Theo stories all day .. his metaphors are incredible

[@mattwiederholt7258]

I’m in the back drop off where the Crawdads sing haha

[@DontLetTheOldManIn]

Super random and hiliarious!

[@roberthiguera602]

He makes these stories up out of nowhere...🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gial8862]

When he was that young, they didnt have smart phones. And he was supposedly too poor and didnt have a bunch of protective parents. Now this story has both?? 🤔

[@joenobody5631]

@@gial8862 Who said anything about a smart phone? Cordless landline phones were a thing and entirely common.

[@TheChrislewis1989]

@@gial8862 she said "and you didn't have smartphones back then so how'd you guys find each other?" He never mentioned anything about having a smart phone. The first part of the story he was talking about a cordless landline which people did have back then.

[@209brandonb]

“I would still be walking” I spit out my coffee that was hilarious

[@raidermaxx2324]

you did not. Nobody actually does that. And if you do, thats a problem.

[@DukeJimbob]

Maybe the coffee was bad

[@YoastnToastn]

@@raidermaxx2324 people do infact to that

[@jwood511]

dude...he makes up so many stories. but i still love them and laugh everytime. good shit.

[@Slydeish]

Honestly, I grew up with 2 guys a lot like Theo. He embellishes this stuff, but believe me, the details are so specific you can’t make that shit up. He makes jokes because the trauma in his life would make a grown man cry, he makes people laugh because he’s hurting and there isn’t enough therapy in the universe to fix the shit he’s probably been through.

[@nipunkohli3120]

@@Slydeish what the fuck can you pls elaborate

[@Slydeish]

@@nipunkohli3120 I'm not sure what to say man. Growing up in absolute poverty, you see some crazy shit. Shit that if you wrote a book about it, people would say you're making it up and I'm telling you man - real life is crazier than fiction. Theo looks like he escaped it, most don't and usually die from OD. A lot of people say he's just a gifted story teller or liar, but man, you can see the hurt in this dude's soul when he tells some of his stories. It's hilarious, don't get me wrong, but when you know people who's seen some shit, you just pick up on it. Almost like how veterans have that 1000-yard stare after they get back from a tour. Anyway, sorry if I caused more confusion than help! Hope you guys have an awesome day, God bless!

[@nipunkohli3120]

@@Slydeish got you man. I understood what you said about growing up in difficulties but your wording was a bit too strong and specific. especially the line about how there's not enough therapy in the world to fix him. thanks for clarifying

[@Slydeish]

@@nipunkohli3120 Not a problem. I read once that Comedy is just Tragedy after some time has passed. I'm gonna preach for a second and then I'll shut my ignorant self up. You didn't say anything wrong, it's more for me than you or anyone reading. The truth is, life is challenging but God is good. People get hurt because He doesn't work like a genie in a bottle granting wishes every time we get down and pray. You ever run a marathon and there is that huge crowd at the finish line cheering like mad men for your arrival? God is your biggest fan in the crowd cheering the loudest and holding up a sign with your name on it, waiting for your tired ass to cross the line so he can hug the shit out of you. Then everyone gets beer and some wings and talks about what a hell of a race it was. Life is incredibly complex and simple. Break bread with friends, love like there's no tomorrow, check out the sites, but don't get too attached to this place. Chances are, once you cross the Finish Line it's just a distant memory anyway. Life is hard, but God is good.

[@davidhogg657]

"I cried so hard because I knew I would have to do it some day..." ...cuts the Theo who gives a little "aw" but delivered with such sincerity. I hooted with laughter at that. Bravo sir!

[@lickitysplit3575]

It's really the little things with these podcasts

[@ts4gv]

Hooted? Bravo sir? Really?

[@davidhogg657]

@@ts4gv yep.

[@BrandonSmith-qx8jx]

You shouldn’t have made it out of the school that day.

[@CarlosCampos-oj3yb]

Just noticed how good of a couple nikki and theo would be. their energy would be unmatched

[@chrisstyles5955]

I was literally just thinking that they seem like a couple.

[@TheChrislewis1989]

I was thinking the same thing lol.

[@austinc691]

Bro they are both messed up. Theo dealing with issues from being legally abondoned. Nikki with her cutting and sucidal and insecure thoughts.

[@lickitysplit3575]

Maybe.... I know a guy who's kind of like Theo who's with a chick kind of like Nikki, and they've been together for over a decade.... You might be onto something.

[@ramboparsley2475]

SAME

[@immortalwombat33]

Theo makes up most of his sentences and makes them up as hes saying them, but they are still hilarious and i love them

[@jwil4905]

Everybody makes up their sentences as they're saying them.

[@stlcameron22]

"Sometimes I start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going, I just hope I find out along the way" -Michael J Scott

[@immortalwombat33]

@@stlcameron22 “And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.”

[@audibleadventures9004]

How can you possibly know if he's making shit up, unless you personally know him to be a pathalogical liar?

[@immortalwombat33]

@@audibleadventures9004 do you think every joke a comedian has told is true...

[@ricardobjj24]

Niki is like that friend you hook up with so regularly she's just too comfortable around you

[@PERIDOTPIMP]

miss that

[@narrowpath1554]

So a girlfriend?

[@katrinahahn905]

Theo is like that friend you hook up with so regularly, he’s just too comfortable around you

[@BUKWulfSh0t]

I need a girl friend like her

[@hiya1399]

That's called a girlfriend

[@gazoakleychef]

THEO IS THE FUNNIEST GUY TO EVER FUCKING LIVE

[@RyderSchäfer2002]

he really is, best part about him is hes not playing a character, i met him years ago and he was the exact same, such an awesome guy.

[@insertnamehere313]

Theo is GREAT and I'ma huge fan...but the funniest guy ever is stretching it a little don't you think.

[@jimbradley727]

Wait what? 😮

[@YoMateo.]

Whoever's reading this, i pray that whatever you're going through gets better and whatever you're struggling with or worrying about is going to be fine and that everyone has a fantastic day! Amen

[@777-h6d]

I usually hate these. This hit at the right time. Amen 🙏🏼

[@audriiiiroberts3030]

💗

[@AirDwindler402]

Hey mateo!! You have a good one too!!!

[@laheysdog1093]

Thank you, Mateo. I needed that this morning.

[@tomik6537]

no

[@BiggEdub]

The last couple seconds GOT ME FUCKED UP. LMFAO. "Dad made me bury my semen in the side yard, said it was gods and thats where it belonged."

[@StayPuft209]

💀 😆 😂 had me dying

[@o0TheKillerFish0o]

Then he followed that up with a quick “Pretty cool.”

[@snake1776]

That was the craziest part and it felt like that was the only thing that actually happened

[@hoo_jii]

Thanks for spoiling the ending 👍

[@im_just_serious]

It’s trending in real life now, he’s dad was ahead of his time I guess

[@lcb9062]

I’d love for these two to do a joint podcast they make each other even funnier

[@j.a.r.family2576]

hell yeah!!!!

[@judge8902]

shut up

[@mjohns908]

Honestly, I feel like Theo and Nikki should be a couple. I feel like they would make each other very happy.

[@sebpadron17]

“You could build a carmax behind one of them”…..Literally spit out my food when Theo said that 🤣🤣

[@ThatTattooGuyOfficial]

I have a hard time figuring out if Theo is telling a lie.. or his life is just that funny. Either way I’m here for it 😂

[@draconicdust3435]

The best stories are something real with a little bit of spice.

[@wojciechwilczynski5309]

Theo tells the best stories. That's Gods and that's where it goes had me dying.

[@skylolo7359]

its funny. wish she had come back with is there a cemetery out there now.

[@speedracer8996]

@@skylolo7359 Video cut off too soon, maybe she did!

[@-o-light8863]

He buried his baby 🐥🍼

[@hopper131]

I fucking love how Theo can turn anything into a verb. "Y'know she was BJ'in" . 🤣

[@josephdinsmore54]

The Fact he accurately referenced Where The Crawdads Sing makes me love him more. Yes, I’m a straight male and I love that book and Theo.

[@brandonluther80]

You sure about that?

[@j.a.r.family2576]

slow down champ!!

[@noellealdi881]

GREAT movie!

[@nicholastautuhi5031]

"what's the thickest tree in Louisiana, Zack, pull that up!" hahahahaha!

[@citystars1117]

"I was a god damn eco system." Bruh I'm in tears.

[@tomsandersjr.7637]

FFS 🤣🤣

[@DontLetTheOldManIn]

I don't think he lies about any of these stories, man. I think they all happened in some form or fashion. It's his telling and the ever increasing random embellishments and unpredictable descriptions that keep me engaged. This clip is freaking hilarious! I am sitting here alone laughing through the whole thing, man. Amazing teller!

[@stevenqirkle]

“You could build a CarMax behind one of them”. What a beautiful mind Theo has.

[@rickdon6006]

To live inside of Theo’s mind for 1 minute would be a hoot!!! He says the most off the wall ish I have ever heard!!🤣😂

[@DanskiV2]

“There were scientists texting me” this guy man 😂

[@BIGjeffSanDiego]

I like this pairing, convo is good, honest, non-judgey

[@wvinzz2226]

Honest?

[@helvetecaLLC]

Teaching kids that your seamen belongs to god and it’s supposed to go in the side yard 😂

[@thegreatdestroyerr]

@@abcxyz53 Semen belongs to Satan. That's why when you kinda smack it around a little bit It makes white tears. The white tears fall downwards to Hell. If it was God's Semen, it'd swim straight up to heaven upon exit.

[@lazarus3798]

@@abcxyz53 dont try to argue with secular people, that was an incredibly based thing for his dad to do

[@stormwarning1235]

And your "semen," too!

[@andrewjarvis7777]

NOT EVEN THE BACK YARD JUST THE SIDE YARD

[@nimrodthewise836]

His ability to tell a story is unparalleled..

[@franksinatra3494]

“He said it’s gods give it back” bro I died

[@whansandceros]

I understand the "everyone's a librarian" feeling Theo. 100%

[@Goomba_N64]

You guys have good chemistry together.

[@kbob9625]

My high school gf and I got caught having sex by her parents and the next day I had to have a sex talk with her parents and my parents. I hated every second of it lol.

[@yasuh4550]

"There was moss growing on the north side of me" absolutely unbelievable line.

[@shonuff7612]

Melissa Satoskie: she cried when everyone found out. she's married with kids now but I still remember the image of her walking into the classroom in tears

[@RussianOwlie]

My first instinct, having an entire family that was from Louisiana, is to believe Theo.

[@courtneymayo_]

My husband tells me the funniest stories, not quite like Theo but similarly and so I feel like I can tell when Theo's gone a little too far and is stretching the truth or even just flat out lying, because he's enjoying that the other person is laughing. Dude is hilarious. My husband will start saying things and I'm laughing so hard but I shake my head cause I knowwww he's sprinkling in the extras just for the funnies. Love a good storyteller. I have never been good at that myself.

[@DannyBoy...]

Your smile reminds me of Barack Obama

[@dwightdodd3734]

my wife married a pervert too,Courtney............

[@dougvuillemot8670]

It's fine when you know it. Know some people who just flat out lie. Not just sprinkle shit in.

[@bigdan5566]

Omg. The end was worth the whole video. In the yard like a dead family pet. 🤣🤣🤣

[@MJBclassics]

That story at the end. I'm still in tears about burying it.

[@hammad159.]

That last minute was gold needs to be a clip itself 😂 Theo shocked her with the sperm burial 🪦 💀

[@Kossuk]

Hes actually told that "burying a sperm" story before 😁 i think it might be true

[@stevebountress9261]

Holy Shit- that was hilarious. Ha!

[@scotfarquharson6836]

@@Kossuk He has several burying stories. Including burying all of his friends furniture one day and not telling him and being bullied by a neighbor kid that shit in his yard and forced Theo to bury it. Everyday. For maybe 2 years or so he says. Casually of course.

[@AndreiLucaa]

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[@SpicyBloodBean]

@@scotfarquharson6836 we played outside as kids we buried things

[@bassAssassin187]

I remember in 6th grade planning to meet my girlfriend under the stairwell after class to French kiss for the first time. The assistant principal caught us and we did the walk of shame to the office. Everyone was laughing saying ooooo now you're in trouble lol I didn't care though I just French kissed this pretty girl for first time I was on the moon.. I think she got grounded but my dad took me fishing and never mentioned it😂🤷🤟ahhhh late 90s early 00s were the best

[@Nic134]

I have like the identical story lol

[@ryhk3293]

Good man, your father.

[@jazzstarish4186]

The time you would make your crush a mix tape stragetically placed songs proper fade-ins (lol). Finding out she likes you too.

[@dwightdodd3734]

dad remembers.....................cool dad !

[@brandont.3978]

There was moss growing on the north side of me 😂🤣🤣

[@CoLa411]

Nikki is honestly one of then only few female comedians that is actually funny. She doesn’t ever seem like she’s trying too hard to get the jokes to land. Was laughing the whole time between her and theos random punch lines

[@nickgivens6378]

Agreed. I genuinely like Nikki. She seems genuine unlike any Amy Schumer. She’s just goofy

[@ondemandslapperandclapper]

Taylor Tomlinson and Jessica Kirson are two other genuinely talented female comedians

[@lemmeseeyahipzswing]

Beth Stelling kills me 😆

[@fr0nk148]

she sure tries hard to laugh at everything though

[@Dontae.Hawkins]

Somebody yelling… “Yall are blow jobbn?”…. is hilarious 😂

[@Testibus00]

These two are like the missing piece out of two different 1000 piece puzzles coming together.

[@CaddyJim]

Nikki sounds like she's talking real life and Theo is mixing comedy in real life together exaggerated

[@jaylenfaulks5693]

I feel like if Theo couldn’t laugh he would just bust out crying. Love you brother!💯💙

[@peterking6605]

Nikki cant get any views without talking about licking popsicle

[@jarnold1789]

Never seen a clip of her talking about anything else

[@CitizenSnips69]

Is the problem that she can’t get views, or you guys don’t give views on her other content that deserves it? Just sayin, I’m sure there’s plenty out there. But ya’ll don’t click on that, cause ya too damn THIRSTY. Ya’ll need JESUS

[@lesbien3588]

@@CitizenSnips69 You need a better teacher, Mr or Mrs ebonotard failed you. Much like this woman’s teachers failed her.

[@Fantasyremix]

The sad part is, she could. She’s quick and funny but she absolutely refuses to talk about anything else.

[@Dillydalliard]

"I was a damn ecosystem... scientists were texting me... I had moss growing on the south side of me" 😂😂

[@kylewinter537]

Theo is the only ex-Real World, Road Rules person I like. Dude is genuinely funny.

[@1TakoyakiStore]

Theo: My father made me bury it in the back yard. Aristotle: That's how you make scorpions.

[@joshuawalls7102]

There was moss growing on the north side of me, and i was 3yrs older by the time i got there! 😂lmfao oh and someone had a lantern, who the fuck has a lantern?! Lmfao😂

[@QuakeNukem]

Love Theo cause I can tell when he is exaggerating or saying something wild. Like he just genuinely has had a wild life and found a way to get comedy out of it. He a solid boul.

[@sevengauge89]

I used to think that theo made this shit up but his stories on here are consistent with previous podcasts.

[@youtubedrifter5594]

Bud... Stop they're made up 😂 Its all good but know they're made up

[@Damomonopolos]

🤣👏👏👏👏 "Did you try to put it back in?" Fuuuuuuuuuucking lost it

[@TheDivineMsM]

I don’t know why but I always feel sad for this woman.

[@carramaus]

I agree! She doesn’t seem to have any self worth.

[@bbgunbryant4229]

So ur saying Theo dosent have any self worth either then.

[@carramaus]

@@bbgunbryant4229 Theo has substance. This girl does not.

[@spider-man6088]

​@@carramausWhy does women talking about sex make you so uncomfortable. You wouldn't care if a guy does it.

[@gabec5488]

😂 Theo saying he was on a phone video call 7 years before phone video calls were invented is the best part

[@jasonbower7763]

Bro he meant just setting the house landline down so you can hear what's going on in the room. And... 7 years bro? How old do you think theo is?

[@whitey3624]

"not even the back it was in the side yard" Theo is a treasure

[@jesterlead]

Theo is seriously underrated.....

[@darkinertia2]

its great to see a female comic speak up about sex. so brave so bold

[@obiwankenobi9439]

Amazing.

[@patrickbateman7802]

And best of all.....original.

[@kerryfredericks1490]

what the fuck are u guys talking about

[@spider-man6088]

Why do you guys get so uncomfortable when women talk about sex?

[@GibranRJ]

Dude, this podcast should have been #1 on the comedy podcasts charts

[@PWDMaximum]

I love it when somebody adds on to Theos ridiculous story for 2 reasons. The face of pure excitement he gets and then when he adds on to that. 9:26 being the prime example.

[@kickstar1]

"It wasn't even in the back, it was the SIDE yard..." HAHA, dude is so damn funny without even trying.

[@brianfeeney1061]

“It’s gods an that’s were it goes” 🤣🤣

[@xylos19]

Theo's lies are so good, you just cannot hate him

[@dspirea]

just discovered this podcast, i don't get why people think he's lying and just can't enjoy the story. i didn't hear anything outlandish...

[@gsav1320]

I just know theos capping 99.99999% of the time but it’s so damn funny

[@gerrymanda983]

His creativity is nuts

[@HawaiianPunch557]

Theo's stories are so funny I just choose to believe them. I know deep down he doesn't know 20-30 ppl who all drove into an embankment high on pills

[@jamiegaskins3687]

I'm not saying that did actually happen, but anyone who has ever lived in the ghetto or a tiny hick town ain't gonna be all that shocked hearing something like that or many of the other wild things Theo says

[@jsk3005]

He had the guy’s brother on the show. His name was Billy Conforto…or something like that. Theo and Billy’s brother reminisced about Billy…so that was a ligit story…LOL. You might be able to search for it under Billy Conforto’s brother.

[@jsk3005]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jZO7d5KHmKeJppY Here is the link to the convo with Billy’s brother. Sad, but so funny.

[@HawaiianPunch557]

@@jamiegaskins3687 I'm actually from a small hick town in Cleveland, AL and I can think of numerous wrecks involving pills. I'm just saying the amount of times Theo has been around for it is a little high lol still wanna hear every story though

[@crunkboy]

being from Louisiana you’d surprised how unsurprising that is

[@HansCholo619]

LMFAO!!!!! .....THEO your the best, damn bro you got quick wit humor.

[@chimricholds5503]

Theo Von……the kid in school who lied compulsively, then turned it in to a job.

Watching in the UK England, crying with laughter!!!

[@evanchambers4236]

"pretty cool" at 11:43 killed me

[@btiffer1]

Hilarious.

[@matt_valentine]

Damn Theo Von is so funny. This is my first time really hearing him. Nikki is phenomenal.

[@ryanwindham2997]

This is one of the funniest dudes on the planet

[@P1983sche]

This guy has the craziest and funniest stories ever. There’s no way you can make this shit up. I believe this stuff really happened to him and that’s what makes it even funnier haha 🤣

[@bakednotfried1184]

Y'all powder each other's nose gang!

[@JBM1428]

“And Louisiana has like real woods. There’s spiders, dragons… and dead bitches probably” 😂😂😂

[@maxsiehier]

That whole wandering through the woods story is papiotoonz material

[@toddeimen007]

Nikki, "Did you try to stick it back in?".... Lmao 🤣

[@mithranjay4436]

Theo and his dad Give a whole new meaning to "Sowing your seed"

[@MeneerHerculePoirot]

"I was a damn ecosystem. Y'know scientists were textin' me..." The Theo Vonniest statements ever. lol

[@edwardnigma4087]

Damn starting out in 7th grade so is insane to me when I think back to when I was that age. I remember not being friends anymore with certain kids that were trying cigarettes for the 1st time in 8th grade!

[@ASM881]

Lame.

[@edwardnigma4087]

@@ASM881 yeah so lame that about 80% of those kids were addicted to OxyContin by the time they were in 11th grade and most ended up in jail plus a few dead by the way, so lame though.

[@ASM881]

@@edwardnigma4087 whatever, Narc.

[@edwardnigma4087]

@@ASM881 ok Internet thug

[@jonathanrandom7837]

@@edwardnigma4087 you really must have had an amazing life

[@stevenroberts614]

I feel like this is the power couple the world needs.

[@pamdunaway4042]

He sure does have a lot of interesting tales. He's like the Forrest Gump of comedy

[@calacestar]

AYOOOO same profile pic, I got confused for a second

[@tarnpirlane6792]

"That's God's and that's where it goes". Very wise words.

[@piccalillies]

liked it when you got to the locusts & damn ecosystem state of dishabille, Theo 😂

[@Eric-yc7po]

I see people in the comments talking about how "unbelievable" Theo's stories are. Are they really "unbelievable" or is he just exaggerating, probably with some embellishment, because that's what makes a good story/storyteller? I'm actually envious of his ability to tell stories and capture my attention.

[@JackBlackNinja]

"Betsy Ross put another star on the flag" fucking lol how did he think of that

[@jamesbasham5439]

Lame, not funny whatsoever.

[@kanjokillz1687]

@@jamesbasham5439 Boo this man

[@JackBlackNinja]

@@jamesbasham5439 woah woah woah watch where you put the period sir

[@jamesbasham5439]

@@JackBlackNinja This coming from the guy who actually thinks "Betsey ross put another star on the flag" is funny. Like he's just rapid fire with the comedic antidotes. Yeah, he's a regular Lenny bruce, he's better than Richard Pryor, you're easily entertained. I would almost bet that your a generation 280zzzzzzzzzz aren't you? And spare me the lame/not funny "okay boomer" comeback.

[@JackBlackNinja]

@@jamesbasham5439 yo no hard feelings lighten up a little bit! Comedy!

[@erickvalencia5407]

Can you imagine that right after what he said @3:11 he’d be like of show me what you’ve learned so far 😂😂😂