How fast can you touch a Toad in every Mario game?

[@j0rts]

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[@rhistinalewis6023]

hi

[@AceJackWagon885]

But they were off camera!

[@AcousticJammTheGamer]

I personally have the Redmagic 9 Pro. Not quite the 9S, but to be honest, the 9S isn't that different than the 9.

[@Decidukip]

You didn’t mention the battery life. That’s a red flag and I’m assuming that it’s abysmal.

[@0liv3riskindahereiguess]

Me when the sponsor :😴😴😴

[@orbrat212]

Wait, hold on, if you count touching the frog in Super Mario Land 2 as touching a "Toad", shouldn't you be able to count SMB2 as successful because you can touch Wart at the end of the game, because he's a frog/toad?

[@Justsomeidiot-x4p]

Wait why does this actually make sense 😭

[@ItsMeChair1]

Yes

[@Beatboxing_Leprechaun]

I guess so!

[@NaughtyPigMario]

unless he decides to only consider the Toads the mushroom people from the mushroom kingdom then yeah

[@CrazyWeridoRH]

Jorts is going to put a hit out on you because you know too much

[@JJ_R]

For Super Mario Bros. Wonder, you could’ve had Player 1 as Yoshi, because other players can ride the Yoshi players, which requires touch.

[@X-ray15123]

That makes sense

[@FrogAttitude]

He would've, but Toad still resents Yoshi for stealing his Thunder. Doing so would make Toad really uncomfortable and I don't think Toad would appreciate being touched by the Dino he dislikes the most

[@JJ_R]

@@FrogAttitude It was over 2 decades ago! Surely, after all the parties & kart rides, those two would’ve patched things up by now.

[@FrogAttitude]

@@JJ_Ri dunno man, Toad might be holding a grudge... those parties always seemed to ruin friendships if anything And the Kart races also had Bowser competing. It was anything but friendly, heck even Luigi would give a death stare in those heated moments! Lmao

[@royalhighandadoptmeperson5020]

In the tennis games yoshi and toad are a duo team and toad wouldn’t be teammates with someone he hates and besides they can ride yoshi in new super Mario bros Wii and deluxe so toad was able to either make up with yoshi or sacrifice some for mid jumps to pent off some anger

[@RedFalconTV]

7:50 ngl "right hand" is a real one

[@j0rts]

lmao

[@JosePabloosnaya]

I love the Red falcon

[@tecb1]

Red falcon :D

[@coclayla3]

Wow you watched fast

[@kel2thac]

@@j0rts can you do mario but i have to touch a pirranna plant next please!

[@izzybellyyy]

Toad became depressed because he was touch-starved during his absence. Thank you j0rts for this reminder of the healing power of touch 🙏🏻

[@theominouspigeon]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@RUNICUS_YT]

facts facts

[@Howdyasdo]

​@@theominouspigeonI concurr

[@Pingas307]

Man I love the power of touch and being touched.

[@AceJackWagon885]

"We're not counting premature touching." wait *WHAT*

[@jackhumphries1087]

You heard him

[@MsCerealCat]

I saw this as he said that

[@theominouspigeon]

"no self touching" aw man

[@JohnGoobertonTheThird]

erm actually he said "I wont be counting any self touching though"

[@ehx3419]

@@JohnGoobertonTheThird I think he just full-on embraced the suggstiveness at that point.

[@ardlink687]

The toads in the original Mario Bros have been turned into bricks so technically if you break a brick, you’ve touched a toad.

[@charleysm155]

Wait… wouldn’t that mean… mushrooms are… OH GOD

[@JasonButCool]

Yeah, so he could’ve easily touched a toad within 10 or so seconds

[@maksrobotengr]

I feel like that might have been retconned though

[@mattchew062307]

No, the official guidebook specifies they are ? Blocks, NOT Bricks. They give the player “power up’s (which includes coins for some reason) as a gift to help him save Peach as she’d be able to free them.

[@Tal12075]

​@JasonButCool9204 maybe 3 seconds or 2 or even 1 seconds.

[@ExGanonMain]

2:06 “Where I know for sure there are some Toads we can touch” -j0rts,2024

[@ButterButterButterFr]

Nice pfp

[@ExGanonMain]

@@ButterButterButterFr Same to you

[@Link-from-hyrule]

Pikmen

[@theominouspigeon]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@ehx3419]

I literally came here to comment that I can't be the only one who thought the title/premise sounds kinda suggestive...

[@ThunderCam777]

I'm disappointed to see that Yoshi caused Toad to be depressed

[@barelyhere7200]

Toad how many times do we have to tell you to not self touch yourself during videos

[@blitzgerald]

this comment caught me lacking

[@Samandjam555]

“No self touching”💀 “No premature touching”💀 “I know where we can go to touch toads”💀

[@noahdeng9401]

For wonder, just play as Yoshi and Toad for it to count.

[@ExGanonMain]

Bro better have asked for consent

[@JaymcJefty]

Drake wouldn’t have however

[@rheeeeeee2011]

@@JaymcJeftynahhh

[@simpleman3898]

It's a video game so nope😂

[@juandt1234]

@@simpleman3898r/woooosh

[@PauClaireIsUnderratedAF]

​@juandt1234 r/ihavereddit I'm not allowed to be talking right now lol

[@Ramperdos]

11:33 Is that a threat or the idea of the next challenge?

[@coolDude-sx6we]

In Mario 2, King Wart is a toad… So just speed run through the game

[@a26lolhart]

It feels like every youtuber is going through some controversy, I mean c'mon, touching little toads? I thought you were better than that

[@hAboyd]

Randy wouldn't do this to us!

[@jacolbyparham0722]

Here's the ad skip ➡ 3:50

[@Pistachio_Red]

Thanks

[@seanwong3796]

Thank you 🙏🏻

[@TennisballBfdi1]

Thx (start chain if used skip)

[@PorygonBugado]

Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Toad The 4 elements lived in peace, until the bowser nation attacked

[@JustKeener]

5:12 the amount of times YEDDABLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH enters my brain is staggering

[@DjoingDalton]

There's a way faster Toad in 3D land. if you wait around on the title screen for a bit, you can play in a secret room where some toads are.

[@Tal12075]

You are right.

[@X07-g6n]

4:02 "I DON'T APPEAR IN THIS GAME!" **Dies from a fire ball** - Sr.Pelo's Toad.

[@dragonlord4898]

Promotion Skip Button: 3:51

[@JAL1403]

Thanks Mate 👍

[@Kamekthegreatgamer]

Thanks very much

[@MJ_6475]

“thank you for saving me Mario but our Princess is in another castle”

[@GTPvZGamers]

It's unbelievable how fast you can do that in some of those games

[@Benjamin-wd4ge]

1:13 because the 1985 player want a more hardcore game before we have cuphead and dark souls

[@XkamylaX]

Touched a Toad: 😇 Touched Toad: 🤨

[@cadefilms4072]

Toadette

[@zacharymccoy7091]

It would be cool if you did "How fast can I take a life in every Mario and Zelda game?"

[@erinj3470]

“How fast can I touch murder”

[@sintanan469]

"How fast can I be an average D&D player in every Mario game?"

[@Nasho3]

"How fast can i touch Zelda in every Zelda game?"

[@jamesk1868]

Well just break a brick and you killed a toad

[@shibalienelite5247]

⁠@@jamesk1868they don’t die when that happens

[@Iliketosayhelloalot]

we getting a restraining order with that title 🗣️🗣️

[@GabrielRolland-l4n]

This is why I was only in Japan. In Japan it's Super Mario Bros 2, but Nintendo knew it was too hard for us Americans, so they reused the game and made a new Super Mario Bros 2. The box cover says "Mario Madness" for some reason.

[@Super_Top_Secret_Area]

While Toad may have been absent during SMW; that was probably because he stayed to protect the kingdom while Mario, Luigi and Peach went to Dinosaur Land. And indeed, Toad and Birdo were the only ones around to defend the Peaceful Woods from Wario in Wario's Woods.

[@5fcr586-7-]

0:04 Princess toad

[@martasebastiagil1496]

XDDDDDDDDDDD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂𝑋𝐷𝐷𝐷𝐷𝐷𝐷𝐷𝐷𝐷𝐷𝐷😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Coolouie]

With the iconic speech "Maarrriowhehaooo!"

[@Mr.TacoGuy]

stool

[@youngmateoFR]

Stool

[@Mabra51]

1:28 How did you die ? You clearly jumped on that buzzy beetle.

[@xandtheironminer602]

Funky hit boxes

[@blitzgerald]

I want to know as well

[@EmmanuelBobo-r3y]

2:45 mobile gaming brack

[@Boykeeplays]

You can also touch Toads by waiting for the title screen to end on 3D Land which takes you to a secret room with toads

[@wilhelmorangenbaum]

Remember kids: 1:58

[@blitzgerald]

you got me

[@JAL1403]

😂

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

🤨

[@TCoOpal]

Remember kids: 6:17

[@YannaiFedida]

🤣🤣

[@5fcr586-7-]

0:11 in the oh my

[@c.k1391]

If in galaxy 2 you’re not making contact with the toads then in the toad houses you’re also not touching them 6:21

[@Splittcat6]

Saw this on discord went right away

[@thebananaspeedruns9275]

A faster way to touch a Toad in Mario Wonder is to enter 1-1 with Mario and a Toad, then kill toad, then when you revive the toad you will have touched a dead toad which counts because you never said that the toad has to be alive

[@callinater6133]

An even faster way is to pick Yoshi and have toad mount Yoshi.

[@houseofjax2806]

The fact that phone companies are starting to sponsor youtubers is actually pretty cool

[@Willow_wolf66]

Doc Disrespect:I can touch a toad 1 Second.

[@randompig9853]

I feel like “how fast can you touch a buzzy beetle in every mario game” would be a cool video idea

[@blitzgerald]

I love buzzy beetle :D

[@ChaseTheRedFox]

2:17 If you had time to do this, you had time to drop through the white block and touch Toad who gives you the warp whistle. XP

[@choongcc]

5:09 this is toads worth not toad but a mayor

[@Emma-sn2gu]

How fast can you touch chris pratt in every mario game

[@MarioFRC32]

For Super Mario Bros Wonder you could have just played as a Yoshi and have the Toad jump on your back. Certified touching

[@Mis7erSeven]

The difference between the games is crazy. Two hours for Bowsers Fury and not even one second for 3D World.

[@steampunkfox4932]

The manual of the early Mario games do say the toads were turned into bricks so wouldn’t breaking blocks technically count as touching toads?

[@Tal12075]

Yes.

[@ねぷとねえねるじ]

“Just don’t touch other people’s mushrooms without their consent.” -Shortcat 2024 5:53

[@LuckySketches]

Don't worry, the Toads are into it. They're freaky like that.

[@wiws032]

4:09 4:12 4:14 4:18 4:19 4:20 4:26 4:28 4:29

[@SuidicalRaccoon]

1:41 good on him, boundaries are important.

[@RougeMephilesClone]

The very name of this challenge has some special sauce.

[@Certified_Marvin_M0ment]

How fast can you touch Luigi in every Mario game

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

Touch Air In Every Metroid

[@Catamazed]

Not the toads 😭

[@Dovah_Slayer]

J0rts do I need to call HR? Well in this case i guess It'd be TR (toad resources)

[@CryptidValentine]

You could also count for Mario Wonder if player 2 dies and you touch him to revive him, since that’s explicitly touching toad

[@0PercentImagination]

"No self-touching" is certainly not something I ever expected to read or hear in a challenge video lol.

[@Chubby_Bub]

5:27 this seems about as much as "not touching" Toads that you didn’t count in other games…

[@GlutzahnLP]

Im Currently 2 Minutes into the video and already laughed at least 4 times xD "No self touching" xD

[@3huntersteam979]

Remember kids, “No self touching!”

[@guigui0246]

I would really like to know what are the toad times for the mario & luigi and paper mario games

[@Tunner_The_Sprunki-o4n]

4:39 an actual toad

[@Colbyj1422]

Don’t even NEED to watch it to know this vids gonna be amazing

[@theominouspigeon]

**rock eyebrow**

[@BinglesP]

Technically, you can touch the playable Toad in Super Mario 3D World in single player. Using the GamePad or the Switch's touch screen, you have a cursor that allows you to directly interact with things without having to use the playable character, and that includes touching said playable character; including Toad of course. Even easier touching!

[@VeryEvilGM]

In Super Mario Brothers, you can touch the axe and Bowser same time, which makes Bowser fall into lava, and player dies same time, but is thrown all the way to Toad, touching it and falling through the floor, then you start the next level.

[@azeckaokk]

Now, can you touch Air in Mario games?

[@safebox36]

You can actually touch Toad faster in New Super Mario Bros Wii. If the 2nd player changes their character from Toad to someone else, then Toad will run off screen to the left and touch Mario on his way out.

[@calebbraun9505]

I'm a simple man, I see a new j0rts video, I click

[@Harouka0]

Bro finally I missed that kind of videos❤🔥

[@Eellex501]

I would like the next 3D Mario game to have large levels like Odyssey.

[@MysterAye]

Toad: “LAsT cHrIStmAS!” Continues to sing. Everyone else in ten seconds: 💀

[@Hudus7417]

i'm just gonna throw this out a few years ago i saw some lore indicating in the first mario game, bowser turned all the toads into the bricks you see in the game, so technically, powering on the NES is all you needed to do for this

[@amandak.4246]

your voice makes me laugh, you sound so nonplussed all the time. i love it

[@Kosmicd12]

you can actually sometimes get mario to walk all the way over and touch toad in the first 2 games. Smb1 optimally takes just over 2 minutes, 2j takes about 2:10

[@chaochow393]

I guess you can say this video is TOADally amazing

[@KadenSkibenes]

How fast can you touch children in every Zelda game

[@leighferdgames1593]

Mario if he was a shrekshual offender:

[@boy1015]

I know it was confirmed but ima keep going. your the best dude :) How fast can you get a sword in every Zelda game

[@jamby01]

I mean if we count the ghost, you can touch toad in wonder if you let him die

[@EoghanTheGoat]

In super mario wonder you can ride yoshi as toad so 1st player should have been yoshi

[@kappa_philosophe]

4:15 i got really invested into reading toad’s interview 😂

[@Pumpernikkle]

Good video ol chap!! If you want to hear my toad impression please dm me directly, you might want to use it in a future video.

[@brickwarrior5771]

You should see how fast you can touch Zelda in every Legend of Zelda game!

[@SenseiblueTheCatboy]

2:58 there are 3 Mario mobile games if we count the Dr. Mario one…

[@IsmaYess]

Yeah but I can’t play that one

[@SenseiblueTheCatboy]

@@IsmaYess Yeah, I never noticed that they shut down that game… Thanks for teaching me something new!

[@TheChickenLordCoding]

in 3d land , at the end of the title screen cutscene you can touch a toad

[@forgototherpassword]

So in SMB1 you actually can touch a toad. Remember that according to the manual bowser turned most of the mushroom kingdom inhabitants (the toads) into brick blocks. You can just _casually break one into a million pieces_ and job done!

[@BLGHA]

How fast can you touch a ceiling? I bet you are too short to touch a ceiling!

[@BinglesP]

I can't believe you didn't count Wart as a Toad for Super Mario Bros. USA. He's even more of a Toad than the Toads are, just like the ones in Super Mario Land 2.

[@ShinySableye17]

the “no self-touching” thing killed me lmao

[@SilverSaw988]

Respect for replaying through a whole game for this video lol. It was a really fun video

[@mini_menace248]

Drake: how fast can we touch kids in every country

[@ashmander3465]

The guy who gave you the bird from the very beginning

[@odakidakida9193]

Please do "Mario touch bomb" next... Basically how fast Mario can get blown up by anything that explodes

[@mini_menace248]

Mr beast: how fast can kris touch kids

[@midnightgamer-21]

4:14 can someone PLEASE link this image, I need it

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

You can use google search bro

[@GavinDoran-ts8bj]

1:58 nnn be like

[@stacie8134]

[@DigitalKnightOfficial]

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