How I Listen to an Album

[@obeyeditz1891]

I listen to Music naked, covered in Baby Oil.

[@marcelerystick7416]

and running as fast as you can so you are too slippery for their grasp

[@NLtrickNL]

If you're covered in baby oil you're not naked.

[@letsfindsomepeace9207]

Oil made out of babies or like just baby oil?

[@milos1967]

are you naked & covered in baby oil or is the music?

[@juanvazquez5836]

Ahh a fellow Death Grips follower

[@_JENOVA_]

Oh thank God you made this video... Now I can finally tell my friends how I listen to music

[@rqneo5361]

Learn to think for yourself

[@marcelinginer2729]

They are all gonna be like "seriously ? Me too"

[@RomanSchleinkofer]

Thaddeus Griffin it’s a joke bud

[@genesisosuna]

lmao

[@OkaySoShit]

Weekend sucks

[@DanielOShea29]

I listen to a full Death Grips album between each track of the album I am reviewing as a palette cleanser.

[@fraoulduke]

Honouring your name I see

[@ryanlaurence569]

this is the only *true* way to listen to music

[@shakabrahhhhh]

Lmfao the absurdity in this one got me

[@alessiodimatteo1042]

LOL

[@moneymule8209]

I download death grips and the swans album and I JUST CANT like it... I hate it in fact... I have no idea how it got such high ratings.

[@eggboy9126]

How I form my musical opinions: 1. Listen to the album once. 2. Watch Anthony's video and nod my head in agreement. 3. Disregard all thoughts I had before watching Anthony's video.

[@Thomsy098]

We mustn’t let melon control our opinions!!

[@Zorooooooooooooooooooooooooooo]

I know you're probably joking, but that's a really bad way.

[@ThePainkiller9995]

@@Zorooooooooooooooooooooooooooo well no shit, that's why it's a joke, why do you feel you need to point it out?

[@jimslimkawk]

Zoro welcome thank you for joining us

[@lucadelvescovo3800]

Sad but true

[@MightyMartianNick]

I listened to a song once when I was a kid. Don’t remember much of it. Maybe one of these days I’ll hear another song. Until then, I’m not really sure what this channel is about.

[@prestonweller7087]

MartianNick lol same

[@uncleterry9179]

huh

[@ethanwalaska3887]

it's been a year n i still can't comprehend this sentence

[@ethanwalaska3887]

a sorry made a joke

[@vahahahahahahahaj7659]

@@ethanwalaska3887 What How?

[@johnbarraza4349]

Red flannel. Is listening to music a 4/10?

[@lemonhscott7667]

“Hi Anthony Fantano here and I hate music, especially songs and albums”

[@jessestumpf190]

Did melon just commit suicide by wearing it?

[@prod.natejalo1122]

He just reviewed NAV’s album today.

[@Grioh]

Nathan Jalowiec lol stoppppp

[@ViciousFriendlyFish]

Listening to music: NOT GOOD *boom*

[@ohitsshallows]

I've never listened to this "music" before but I will try it out! Thanks for the suggestion melon man.

[@songsongandsong22]

` Shallows this comment combined with your prof pic really made me laugh

[@africanman1803]

What’s “music” I’ve never heard of it before

[@thecoffeeshopat2am173]

@@africanman1803 Thank you for saying the exact same joke.

[@misimaromemes5172]

Dont firget to use your ears bro

[@TheHWR]

I recommend starting with Angelic 2 The Core

[@luxmar1]

First listen is for experience. Second listen is for review. Third listen is for Kanye.

[@dismissing]

Honestly, if he listened to Yeezus three times in a row, I can understand why he would give it 4/10

[@anthg4563]

I miss the old Kanye

[@mynameiskrysta]

Ugh Fuck no

[@alanbennett4017]

First stage is Discovery. I just listen to Daft Punk's album Discovery instead.

[@austinwilliams8635]

Dismissing Yeezus is an album a lot of people won’t like at first, but as they listen to it more, a lot of people like it much more. It wasn’t my favorite at first but now it’s my second favorite Kanye album.

[@noahhh2785]

how anthony forms his opinion: 1. its bad 2. its bad 3. turn on the camera 4. edit the album cover into the background 5. its bad

[@SillyLilDawg]

anthony I know it’s u, just give up the act up

[@bananasxv5558]

Kanye

[@ayeansh]

It's not good

[@guilhermecavalcante6980]

bad no, not good

[@fercho-of-all...6944]

never noticed lol

[@MarceauD]

Life imitates art at 3:23

[@bartz3319]

Such an underrated comment

[@thorn_00]

lmfao

[@kotak0ta]

i laughed

[@maxwellfletcher-beiers4330]

Hmmmm. I can tell you're a big fan of Oscar Wilde's the Decay of Lying

[@sailorharmakhis]

and 7:56

[@rayattazwar7351]

Thanks melon! Now I can listen to mbdtf and give it a 6.

[@tristan16291]

Black metal cow

[@diego_wagner]

Rayat Tazwar DAMN. Literally

[@ajaxplayer2024]

KOD AOTY

[@rayattazwar7351]

@@ajaxplayer2024 swear your mum don't rate you

[@heckbrother8242]

Yes. I have listened to a song, also an album once. It was okay

[@confusedowl297]

Which one?

[@CannibalWHORE22]

All of em

[@steelwall6655]

The third one is my favorite

[@teriko865]

"oh its off?"

[@Meemitalo_]

Oh, so you like music? Name three songs.

[@emmaramirez4330]

Melon's real method: take a pitchfork score and subtract 2 (unless it's a meme rapper, then add 3)

[@Dartrook]

unless it's weezer then add 3

[@charlesgibbs6021]

Damn got a 9.5 or something like that from pitchfork...You might be onto something

[@street45jazz]

You'r Mom he’s a meme rapper

[@torstenatterberg5788]

@@YourMom-ny4ri tyler isn't exactly a meme rapper, at least not anymore

[@spamsingles5948]

That means Melon thinks lateralus is a -0.1

[@rv.9658]

I'm sorry Melon but saying "With my ears" for 8 minutes and 49 seconds wasn't very helpful.

[@mariselagomez5288]

i actually benefited from it greatly thank you.

[@J4999]

Marisela Gomez I think they were joking

[@mariselagomez5288]

J4999 WHATTT OMG THATS CRAZY 🤯

[@jelledejong5650]

@@J4999 is possible but how would you know for sure hmm

[@Henrus_Second_Channel_Now]

This joke has a whole different meaning now in july

[@GlinkBetweenWorlds]

"Woah this could be an 8 out of 10!" - Fantano on a Thursday afternoon after his first listen of the next Weezer album

[@fintan8145]

I do not see the problem with this process, it is weezer

[@doctorthrows3730]

I love you, Glink

[@worldwidewrestling2639]

Damn you have big subscribers

[@luislombardi9658]

damn this aged pretty well

[@Hari-xf7hn]

... wow

[@LennardRFB]

kinda disappointed that your music listening process actually consists of “listening to music”

[@zurichsee706]

there are definitely some secrets that he doesn't share.................... sexually.

[@dededeeznuts5986]

@@zurichsee706 how do you sexually listen to an album

[@embis3824]

@@dededeeznuts5986 i can show you

[@M3rkZula]

@@dededeeznuts5986 with the lotion and meat out

[@JyzYorkeManifestKidd]

@@M3rkZula 😂😂😂

[@hilalmufti4071]

Thanks Anthony, your reviews not only taught me that my music opinions were wrong, but that I was also listening to music wrong

[@FoundOasis]

This man needs to become a artist then rate his own albums a 10/10 and become the greatest artist of all time

[@painsick]

smart just like lil skies

[@honeycomblord9384]

But Cal is correct. Using your ears is essential to listening to music.

[@homeboy6076]

i disagree

[@Subbingz65]

I use my feet

[@honeycomblord9384]

100 subscribers with no videos Like, echolocation?

[@kirua689]

@@honeycomblord9384 earthbending

[@owen1686]

With your $3k guggenheim handcrafted titanium headphones

[@juliannewland2050]

Titanium pimp hand

[@hamishmacdonald8593]

Wow, you don't even have a $51k pair of senheiser HE-1s? Jesus, I can't imagine such an impure listening experience.

[@aR0ttenBANANA]

@@hamishmacdonald8593 yikes u weren't kidding they really are 52k.

[@OsKarMike1306]

@@hamishmacdonald8593 "Assembled from more than 6,000 components, the Orpheus system begins with a stand carved out of Carrara marble, and adds in gold vaporized ceramic electrodes, quartz-glass vacuum tubes, and dual amplification stages to create an “ultrahigh impulse” flood of pure, unadulterated velocity." Man, I don't know if it's worth 50 grand, but that whole paragraph gave me the biggest hard-on and I understood like 25% of it.

[@burtbiggum499]

Im just over here with a pair of bose that l replaced the squishy parts on. Pleb coming through

[@rsp2255]

Three tier procedure 1.listen to death grips 2.listen to TPAB 3.repeat

[@thebookylnlord5070]

4.Give MBDTF a 6

[@devontroester5035]

Left out dark prog smh

[@rckstr1123]

5. Make this a five tier procedure

[@ChaoticSatire]

Step 1. Rate Album Art Step 2. Read /mu/ threads and other reviews about album Step 3. Buy vinyl for decorative purposes Step 4. Pick flannel Step 5. Write and upload review Step 6. Listen to a couple of the songs

[@Poopymattyt]

Chaotic Satire you know it’s a greenscreen square Right

[@CerealKiller2]

@@Poopymattyt He's talking about the vinyl's on the right probably

[@ss11111ss]

@@CerealKiller2 it's all green screen even the right everyone knows this

[@TheEric1203]

@@ss11111ss The world is one giant green screen

[@paoloflorian44]

@@TheEric1203 actually it is 1/3 green and 2/3 blue

[@DanielOShea29]

Imagine doing everything he said, following all the steps, writing, studying and scrutinizing under multiple listens and still, after all that, giving MBDTF a 6.

[@MisterRawgers]

MemeLord makes no sense

[@trepanatedmoon]

I know right man. Its ridiculous. It should've been like a 4.

[@henryclark6944]

What's MBDTF

[@skeez1715]

Henry Clark my beautiful, dark twisted fantasy. Aka one of Kanye’s greatest album ever and arguably one of the best rap albums out there. Just to compare, A lil pump album did better than MBDTF

[@OsKarMike1306]

Honestly, I can imagine how after 2 loose listens in a short period followed by a literal study of the album requiring multiple concentrated listens could make me particularly jaded and annoyed by Kanye's whinning intertwined with dubious boasts and references to his public persona.

[@tomquirk]

dude I just realised Fantano has small af ears

[@tavicotavio]

His ears are in the back of his head

[@wenops8455]

Lawyer Morty wait I just realized this lmao

[@chocolatemilk9889]

Oof

[@janine2957]

they looked especially small when he gave Swimming a 3

[@brettcrochiere9537]

They’re growing. Cut him some slack

[@voidsabre_]

My own process for writing my musicboard reviews as a hobby: 1. Listen to album all the way through casually 2. Casually listen to individual tracks that caught my attention (positively or negatively) on the first listen 3. Lay down in the dark with quality headphones and listen all the way through again 4. Write review

[@shyguyyy2482]

Musicboard has been a key piece to listening to music now. It's given me a clear idea of my own thoughts and expanded my taste further than I thought it could go.

[@brianvillatoro6588]

The correct way of doing it

[@noahshighlightreel]

For me it’s: 1. First listen all the way through, rate each song /10 2. Listen to my favorite songs again 3. Review 4. Relisten & Rereview later if I liked it.

[@NotesReviews]

Oh man, I love music. This one time, I even went to a venue where the people who recorded the music prior, began to play the music live! I believe they called it a 'Concert'? That was really special.

[@saww8713]

Notes Reviews 🐐🐐 alert

[@MegaSuperjavier]

that sounds fake

[@willoverdoseonmusic]

Impossible.

[@hosebeefstick]

"How The Needle Drop listens to an album" sounds like a nerdwriter video.

[@michaelhowarth3557]

nerdwriter is awesome

[@AeromaticXD]

Loser's Club Volksgeist has a video about it

[@nuggeteater69]

cringe

[@hosebeefstick]

@@nuggeteater69 You know, if you put the name of who you're replying to in your comment, people might know what the hell you're talking about.

[@nuggeteater69]

Loser's Club im just saying nerdwriter is cringe lol

[@AWM05]

Melon's shortcut steps: Step 1 - Let your ear holes nom-nom the wiggly air. Step 2 - Poo-poo your thoughts out.

[@shaggyboombastic1058]

You sound like akindalewar

[@ShakeASphere]

Alex Metcalf intellectual processing

[@andreicastillo8063]

He has the red flannel out ready for the NAV album

[@finnbyrne4223]

Hey guys ANDREINEY CASTALLO HERE

[@tightoa]

I never listened to any kind of music ever. Thanks for asking. Its a huge load off my chest to confess this here.

[@phothewin6019]

He starts by playing the album on some speakers then immediately puts some headphones on and listens to Death Grips instead. Then he proceeds to give a low score to the album he was actually supposed to listen to.

[@drater5935]

this

[@drater5935]

@@zap192 fuck you

[@thomashoughton5270]

@@zap192 Yeah, fuck you.

[@Rudahms]

anthony must be fun at parties

[@andrewcleary9952]

I once thought I listened to music but then I realized it was Imagine Dragons.

[@noone7069]

Damn

[@dreamusmenus3759]

@@noone7069 No thats kendrick

[@gero3015]

Just vibe

[@Theoryofdance]

Douche

[@virrob9055]

How Melon Listens to an album: Discovery: 0:46 Surface level: 3:07 In-depth: 4:56

[@advaithsunilkumar1644]

Thank you

[@Laittth]

damn interesting how discovery by daft punk was so unique it warranted it's whole own listening method

[@MatVids2]

Imagine listening to The Big Day a hundred times.

[@aryavirsangwan6837]

It’s what they do to torture enemies of the state

[@prettyj245]

he's right, it's what they do to enemies of the state, I was The Big Day

[@chilihotdog7257]

Don't worry, you'll get used

[@bunsenther-unit3543]

I was actually wondering about this yesterday. Not today, though. I'm no longer interested. I kid, thank you for sharing Anthony

[@readthycomment]

That's cool melon, but you didn't have to call Kanye the N word 10 times.

[@albums8825]

I'm not against this meme, in fact I think it's pretty funny, but, a little originality?

[@sheatiller2465]

@@albums8825 Don't expect that here anymore.

[@dan3the2man18]

@@sheatiller2465 what even started it?

[@Dhruvbala]

When did he do that lol?

[@dvidSAS]

@@Dhruvbala ladies and gentlemen

[@PabloAfroSamurai]

14 seconds in and cal gives me the answer, thank u cal, i no longer need to keep watching

[@ThePainkiller9995]

Based cal

[@leogagaev395]

Cal makes me wanna steal his sweater, he drips too hard

[@hna1093]

the idea of you putting on a pair of headphones and sitting down to listen to lil pump makes me laugh

[@Someone-eg7tg]

Bruh 😂

[@adlermatson]

then giving it a 7

[@R-H-B]

Anthony seems like a chill dad type so I can’t imagine it either

[@_MicahEdwards]

Melon should review Minecraft Volume alpha for Minecraft’s 10 year anniversary.

[@bajablast6732]

Jesus I feel old

[@bossnation2804]

How about beta

[@jakee3368]

boss nation beta is better

[@veturwinter]

Well he said he likes the Minecraft ost so yeah there's that

[@Bryan-ce6bo]

Not funny

[@femt0377]

I see your point and agree with it but u didn’t have to un button your shirt slowly through every point....

[@acc1541]

Nice pfp

[@consistentpogba237]

Wow I followed this and now I think MBDTF is 6/10. I've seen the light.

[@toxic8088]

Papa Ice you’re obviously white. it is at least an 8. you’re calling it pop because you’re white and probably listen to logic

[@CaptainKylan]

And here we see the "fanboy" in the wild, in its natural habitat. Watch in awe as, instead of maybe just accepting that different people have different opinions and not everybody has to like everything you like, and instead of actually going through the many reasons why he thinks the album is actually good, you know maybe promote some kind of musical discussion and analysis on this musical discussion and analysis channel, he instead just insults the OP's... Skin color. Probably, that is. I mean I don't think any of us have access to that information so I guess you're just guessing. But you know what? You're right. Instead of trying to learn some new perspective or even trying to understand another humans opinion, NAH DUDE let's just assume that he doesn't understand based on factors he couldn't possibly control. That's the only way in this reality that someone could POSSIBLY not enjoy something I enjoyed. He must have just been born with the wrong balance of melanin. Yeah that's it, phew! Fragile ego: SAVED!

[@CaptainKylan]

@Papa Ice I'm... Defending your viewpoint. How did you read this whole wall of text and not realise I was bashing the guy who called you white? I defended you, and then you went and did the EXACT SAME THING that this guy did by calling out some irrelevant piece of my "persona" instead of arguing against any points I may have made. And you didn't even realize I was on your side. I mean... Is outrage on the internet really so fun that we as a species have to do it, even to people who are on our side?

[@Muffzilla85]

@@CaptainKylan fuck off with your long weeb speeches.

[@genesisauror5550]

@@Muffzilla85 Poor Kylan trying to be rational, and is immediately hit back with being called a 'weeb'.

[@eddington111]

only melon could have a baggy yet slim-fit red flannel

[@jensvide777]

Yeah, I heard this band Metallica once and I was like "whoa" and that's how I got into music

[@claws811]

That moved me

[@paolojavier465]

whoa

[@spice7620]

true

[@jordanmachuca6087]

Honestly now that I think about it, I don’t think I ever have listened to an album or a song 🤔

[@hendrixjcs10]

Anthony: *ready to review an album* Album: Why do I hear boss music...

[@JoaoPedro-jc5fm]

3:23 memeception

[@BAWSMAN]

I thought you based your reviews off the album cover arti

[@Krompulos]

I tried listening to a photo album once, for a week. At first I wasn't into it, but by the end, it blew my mind.

[@connorferguson3080]

At 3:23, Melon perfectly matched his framed artwork

[@wonderwaffle1018]

how anthony listed to an album If kendrick is on it at least a 7/10 If kid cudi is on it at least a 4/10 experimental music: 8/10 or above death grips: 9/10

[@inferno12O9]

wonderwaffle 101 SB2H tho

[@andrews.2980]

If it’s logic, it’s a 6/10 or lower

[@TheMetalTempestYT]

dark prog: 10/10 100% of the time, don't even have to listen to it, just check the genre tag.

[@natebaz1335]

Cudi got a 0

[@serbianweatherman2385]

@@natebaz1335 and also a 10

[@jesselidster4901]

Yo Anthony, Once there was this time I felt a vibration tickling my pinna and as it made it’s way down the ear canel through my eardrum like a ghost where it rested in the waters of my cochlea. Before skipping some major areas to my brain were it danced and played until it finally lay rest in my heart for my blood and muscle memories to recall and give back the life. This was me hearing music. Now I having hearing damage because I like it too much.

[@ci8387]

3:23 HE DID THE THING

[@erickoenig9768]

I have no memes to offer, so this will sink down to nothingness. But I'm a part-time critic, been doing it on and off for a few years, and lately I've really been struggling with my process and confidence. This video was really helpful, and made me feel a lot better about how I do things and gave me some good ideas to improve. I really appreciate it. Thank you.

[@GVideos09]

Okay, I get that sometimes an album cover can be really good and slightly influential to the perception of an album's sound, but to review albums entirely based on their cover seems a little out there, Melon.

[@thegugster]

wow, i totally agree with you!

[@notprosperBEATS]

i agree as well!

[@danilaonline8929]

I have listened to one song in my life. It was «Coin star» by Cal Chuchesta

[@scottfarrell5492]

Wow I didn’t know how to listen to an album before this but now my life has changed forever. Thanks Melon!

[@kingcole55]

Hi Anthony, I'm really like that you cut the video this time before you sang the entirety of "You're the best around nothing's ever gonna keep you down" from the Karate Kid soundtrack. This kind of detail in the editing is really what makes this channel so great. Thanks and keep on going!

[@St4rgirlKendra]

this video is life changing. before watching this, i had no idea how to listen to a song. maybe i'll try this "music" stuff sometime!

[@ananyanwu]

I have listened to an album, a song too, last night. How convenient. I'm reviewer too, damn.

[@spIur]

1: Listen to Total Xanarchy 2: Give it a 10

[@pedroperez7288]

Review my balls

[@shadower227]

I can't imagine him listening again to Xanarcy on full stereo for a more in-depth review

[@brockpapke5123]

How I listen to an album: 1. Go on Apple Music 2. Tab the Browse section 3. Click add on 4-6 albums 4. Let them sit in my library for a while 5. Finally, getting around to listen to it 6. Maybe listen to it once more 7. Look on KZbin if Anthony review it 8. Watch the video twice 9. Be Happy that he didn’t give it a zero, but be slightly disappointed for not giving a 10 10. Rinse & Repeat

[@one_man_community]

I just wrote a joke "I use my ears" and then Cal comes in and ruins my joke. *NICE JOB CAL!*

[@nickmathis6136]

That fuzz on your face reminded me to check the mail. Thanks melon.

[@tomburkill6875]

Hi Anthony, I listen to Flower boy a lot I think it’s really nice as both background music and main course

[@TheRubberducky999]

nice. That’s me with Vince staples’ FM!

[@D4G13]

I think it’s too good to listen to some of the songs in the background. I don’t wanna miss the drop of Who dat Boy, or Steve lacy’s part in 911

[@lew3813]

This is the perfect comment.

[@kratsit]

video: how I listen to an album me: with your ears, melon. c'mon now. video in the first 10 seconds: *with your ears*

[@kratsit]

@Joaquín Perez Prieto next stop: Harvard.

[@uzairahmed1113]

This guy's and Dunkey's comment section are the most wholesome places ik on internet.

[@nitro5247]

I like to listen to how other people listen to music because it sheds some light onto their own thoughts and creative processes in a way few other things can

[@lucac.8022]

When I listen to an album... I don't. I wait for Melon's review to know if it's worth it or not.

[@isviewer]

I don't even listen to albums. Why would I when I already know where to get my opinion from

[@allythumbkin4588]

Oof

[@joeymartin5895]

Y that just takes the fun and surprise out of music

[@whorhythmic]

This but unironically

[@TheWhiteLocust]

That’s the best way. If he rates it average, it could be brilliant. If he rates it good, it’s probably weird and not that great. Always check his reviews to go with the opposite.

[@chillpolecat4768]

Say an album is great but then give it a 4/10 bc Kanye drama

[@CanadianDan854]

_With your ears._

[@plahhhh]

Daniel Sambar hey man, stop stealing cal’s joke!

[@gregley4677]

Just actually heard a song for the first time! Thanks for the video

[@usiphilesibiya6929]

Not sure if you've ever taken a look at Afircan Hip Hop, more specifically South African BUT I reckon you should definitely give this years 2 biggest South African Hip Hop projects a listen. 1. Today's Tragedy, Tomorrow's Memory by A-Reece 2.B4Now by Blxckie Please do consider!!

[@fuzzydunlop4513]

Never understood how people could listen to an album once and determine if it's good or not. Music is so much more than that. Certain albums could take even 10 listens to really understand and enjoy and that's why music is beautiful

[@pazuzu66.6]

That’s definitely true. I listened to Loveless by MBV 12 times just to understand it, and now I love it. Even Atrocity Exhibition was pretty rough at the start but now I just see it as a genius piece of Hip Hop.

[@goosewtf]

@@pazuzu66.6 if u listen to any album 12 times willingly you already liked it dude

[@pazuzu66.6]

@@goosewtf Yeah, I was interested, then I liked it, then loved it. It’s not like an instantaneous process. Also this comment is like 4 years old what are you doing here lol

[@robologo]

​@@pazuzu66.6To help answer your question, as a different person: the comment was recommended to me by the algorithm. I have listened to loveless once and didn't like it except for the most popular song. I am a bit interested but probably not enough to like it.

[@jordanweaver8065]

Put on them Air Pods and blast full volume

[@Zhiloreznik]

Your process: NOT GOOD! (Red flannel was a dead giveaway)

[@_its_ish_]

Pause at 3:23

[@dzaval49er]

i always thought you had a room that was just filled with records and a chair and when you’d listen to an album you’d sit back in that chair and close your eyes and let the album transport u to another dimension either with a great room ambience or with some sick headphones

[@n0lain]

One time I listened to an album called *Deathconsciousness* and it became my favorite album but Melon Boy never reviewed it which made me sad. He reviewed *Giles Corey* and *The Unnatural World* to make up for it, though. We're still friends he let me come over and play Xbox earlier, it was so freaking epic! His mom made us hot pockets, but they were vegan so they weren't that great.

[@ribbityrobbity]

gave yourself a red flannel

[@TheMetalTempestYT]

For my process personally, I try to go through one listen completely unbias and blind, without taking any notes/scripting anything. Usually it's just me listening straight up to the record with no skewed vision or trying to look at it "professionally." Afterwards, I'll go back through and cherry pick bits and pieces of interest and overall points so I don't ramble on each song for years, and make some loose draft notes on a google document to refer to. I try to avoid anything that might skew my opinion of it going into it: Other reviews, online stuff, comments, etc. I also try my best to look at it as a current album and not compare it to others in the discography of that band/artist. I'm constantly trying to find new music, and I'm working sometimes 6-7-8 hours a day on what I'm doing, sometimes to the detriment of my health. I pull quite a few all nighters working, researching, listening, writing, etc. That's just how I am. Trying to take it very seriously. :) Wrote that before watching the video, so if it's alike I apologize. Cheers all. :)

[@deathchips926]

the process of reviewing music as a whole: "I'm feeling a strong 6 to a light 7 on this one"

[@disorderrgv]

“ I have to get death grips to perform every album I want to review”

[@coolguy6117]

I’ve been thinking this forever and was just thinking about it earlier today bless you lord melon

[@ELHOMIE_LA]

Was just sorta hoping for a video where melon sits down and listens to the same album 3 times and takes notes while making minimal expressions but go off I guess

[@Sepi666]

The red flannel represents the flames of humiliating critique this man NAV is about to endure cause of the wack ass album he just dropped

[@skikoooooo17]

he somehow got even more generic and shit than reckless lmao

[@Sepi666]

Solisev99 indeed, worst rapper in the game imo

[@ThePhreakass]

I was so hyped when I saw he dropped and album. The last Nav review was iconic

[@AlexA00]

I doubt he did this process with Vultures

[@BenIsFiguringitOut]

I’ve been on a journey since last year to listen to more full albums. I’ve been listening mostly to selected albums from the 1970s to the 2000s. I grew up on a lot of music from the 1990s, but I mainly heard the singles. I love listening to full albums because I feel like I get the full message/experience that the artist wants to share. It’s been mind blowing to hear so many GREAT deep cuts that I don’t remember hearing growing up. I’ve listened to about 65 and counting albums since last year. It has really encouraged me as a creative to just creative. The only downside is that I do wonder if I miss something listening to an old album (let’s say “Toni Braxton” by Toni Braxton…1993) 30 years later vs when it first came out. Times were obviously different, so I just wonder if I miss something by listening to the album years later vs when it came out.

[@DerangedManiac12]

Bring back the straw outros, Melon, your audience needs those straws. You can even make them minimalist metal straws that don't destroy the environment

[@hh950]

Why, yes, Anthony. I do listen to an album. It is called Panorama. And guess what? It has *songs* on it! Who woulda thought? It is by a band. The band's name is La Dispute. *yellow flannel better be coming soon* 😤

[@izzy_ondomink]

He probably won't review it.

[@rossmusic25]

Can’t fucking stand them

[@chriseas1]

Music is what I listen to Especially music Long music Old music New music

[@GEORGETHOMAS2001]

You should do a video of you finding out an album came out, then listening to it, cutting out the actual music or speeding through it to avoid copyright as you do in your Track reviews, and then give initial thoughts and then transition into the actual album review. Just for one album, just to see if your audience would like it, I would really be interested in such a video.

[@KamilHenri]

I’m glad Cal cleared it up in the beginning that he listens with his ears. Melon then spoke gibberish for the rest of the video. Good job!

[@deafgate7473]

I'm with Cal on this one... The ears.. definitely the ears

[@lewispeterson2050]

Picturing him do all of this with a Nav or a Godsmack album 😂😂

[@nicosantini4724]

Listening to music is much harder then we might think. Theres also much more ways to do it, all arguably good. Casual listening,or "surface" as he called, is something I've been thinking a lot. We know for sure that listening to anything multiple times will make our brain enjoy everything much more then we would on first times. Will listening to something a couple or more times while doing casual stuff change in a more favorable way our toughts towards that music? I've been listening to albums over and over again while doing casual stuff,and honestly I kinda like everything like that. However its impossible that each song on an album is great (unless I'm a god on picking what to listen). To end this,I think is best to listen to new music while doing nothing else for the first couple of times to have an objective state of mind, before moving to a more casual set up. (Also to review professionaly some major knowledge of music theory is a must. I cant listen to people praising the same old few chords, in the same progression, with the same beat, with nothing else to add to every similar song released before)

[@jordancrane7234]

This is why we love you, Melon. Even if we don't agree, you always explain your opinions so well. Like in this video, it makes perfect sense to only listen to 60% of a black artist's album since you're such a staunch defender of the Three-Fifths Compromise.

[@harrybest7908]

watching this while taking a fiery shit. love u tony

[@kipperbill]

I got a beer commercial that said "east of what you know" and living in New Zealand that is just stupid