How I Made $1000 Selling My First ✨CUSTOM✨ NFT! (Please don't screenshot)

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[@fruitcastTV]

oh hey, i was the one who made that intro on Twitter! :D

[@Onus6688]

Love it! 😊

[@miri8851]

Well jobbed

[@androgenius_alisa]

@@daglizzygobbler7441 delete your comment. I own it.

[@Deform-2024]

Cool, gonna screenshot

[@lawrence4301]

Can't believe I literally bankrupted Vaush by right click/saving his NFT 100 times.

[@jingermcblabbersnitch7162]

anti-vaush praxis

[@malum9478]

@@jingermcblabbersnitch7162 *voowresh

[@theforcefor]

You literally siglehandedly destroyed Vaush's hole carreir

[@somedudeok1451]

Why stop at a hundred? Buy a Bitcoin mining container and use it to copy his ape however often the linked computers can in a second. You'd make him homeless in probably less than a nano-second and you'd keep going too.

[@konstantinzarkovic7567]

Damn, you lost him 100000 dollars

[@wumbojet]

The best, worst, funniest and saddest part of this, simultaneously is that even trying to make it look awful, Vaush still made something better looking that every single nft I've seen.

[@joesmith4965]

Lmao, Jesus dude, don't forget to swallow

[@FrozenRat161]

@@joesmith4965 It's true. Have you seen the shit that is supposedly sold for thousands of dollars? These custom NFT pfps and shit? They look horridly ugly.

[@dessertfox5995]

In order to buy an nft you have to make one. That's why they are all shit. A bunch of crypto dipshits drawing nfts to buy nfts to sell nfts.

[@artemisameretsu6905]

Honestly it's probably mostly money laundering to be fair so having shitty art isn't really a problem

[@pizzaburger9928]

@@joesmith4965 lol

[@DerekSquirreltail]

My favorite part about this whole thing is that this video unironically gives significantly more legitimacy of the donors ownership of the image than a token on an NFT does.

[@LimeyLassen]

we all stan squidman

[@geraldgeraffe2209]

"Noooo but it isn't REAL ownership!!!"

[@Incred_Canemian]

This pic goes hard, $10,000 to screenshot

[@theone.whoasked]

HAHAH.., mine.

[@CruelusRex]

I was a filthy luddite but now that VAUWSH has showed me the BLOCKCHAINS I have taken the first step and invested in 20000.5 NFTs of pixelated coconuts.

[@LimeyLassen]

oh shit i needed some of those coconuts now what

[@FelisImpurrator]

@@LimeyLassen Better get that throat ready

[@JakeFace0]

Crypto and NFTs are capitalism's purest form. Pure commodity. Pure manufactured scarcity.

[@JackgarPrime]

Tulips ain't got shit on NFTs.

[@LimeyLassen]

@@JackgarPrime Tulips are cool. I'd grow some black tulips.

[@brutuslugo3969]

Why would they not exist under socialism?

[@JakeFace0]

@@brutuslugo3969 They’d be socially disincentivized. And there’d be nothing to spend them on. And there’d be more video games that scratch the buy-low/sell-high itch like RuneScape and tf2 hats etc. That’s my idle guess. Someone who knows more about theory would probably have a more nuanced more correct answer. Maybe they would exist; though so far the majority of crypto and nft trades are made with the end goal of acquiring regular fiat currency (ie USD) to buy goods on the capitalist marketplace

[@brutuslugo3969]

@@JakeFace0 i don't think there any theory that would have ever imagined NFTs so I don't believe there is a socialist argument against them . I don't understand how you'd socially dicentivize them and the goal of acquiring fiat currency to buy goods on the market place still exists under socialism unless you believe in abolishing money all together and in that case you're living in a fantasy..

[@UnorthodoxIndividual]

I fucking knew he was gonna make it the intro lmao

[@marleemaxwell5926]

He didn't make it, CherryBreadTV on twitter did like it says in the discription and he asked for permission to use it as the intro since it was just too perfect.

[@Blur866]

@@marleemaxwell5926 I think by "it" they meant the video

[@CODDE117]

@@marleemaxwell5926 Make it (make that tweet) the intro.

[@NaudVanDalen]

Vaush: has $2500 drawing tablet. Also Vaush: uses mouse. At least he didn't use MS Paint. 😂

[@TheCam920]

Heh, vowsg claims to be a socialist yet he owns $2500 tablet? Curios!

[@calvingoodall4939]

It never would have sold for 1000 had it had looked good. The mouse is a good business decision.

[@M3G4FR34K]

To be fair, I don't think he ever really uses MS paint.

[@Chirox82]

NFT = NO FUCKING TABLET

[@SevenHunnid]

I get paid to smoke weed on my KZbin channel 😎..plus i do storytime videos😃..

[@TalabAlSahra]

This is legit right up there with the Vaush Flag. I love paint streams!!

[@alesiswhite9010]

Nft arch has finally removed me completely from destiny’s camp.

[@LimeyLassen]

If Destiny makes a cool enough monkey I'll be sympathetic to him again

[@SA-mo3hq]

Socialism is when NFT, and when more NFT more socialismer

[@timmysleftnutsack5075]

so true bestie

[@theinnerwaffle5887]

Fuck is you on?

[@KalinTheZola]

@@theinnerwaffle5887 Socialism

[@theinnerwaffle5887]

@@KalinTheZola adds up

[@KalinTheZola]

@@theinnerwaffle5887 Unsure if the joke was understood by you 🤔

[@TheBasedGreeg]

The madlads used the intro, what chads.

[@soccerruben1]

All thanks to CherryBread, who’s Xanderhal’s video manager/editor, who suggested that Ryan and Tempest use the intro for this video only.

[@1draigon]

Until today I always thought you couldn’t sell these screenshots, but now some of the Screenshot apes are literally being sold because no one knew they weren’t real

[@FelisImpurrator]

Capitalism! Where value is only determined by how gullible people are.

[@1draigon]

@@FelisImpurrator to be fair we currently live in a hyper capitalism that no one could have expected

[@scottsbarbarossalogic3665]

I did not think of the "My Original OC" angle with NFTs, but that is all I will call them now

[@FelisImpurrator]

Original Character Donut Steel is best NFT

[@mwnDK1402]

KZbin: *removes the dislike bar* Vaush: "I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move."

[@MrSlutzkin]

This should have been a main channel video damn it.

[@ASolidSnack]

I've added this JPG to my encrypted USB drive that I keep locked in a safety deposit box

[@zonmisty1231]

I love how giddy he gets during paint streams

[@gamingblowsofficial]

I feel like the dude who donated $1,000 for the NFT may have actually expected you to make an NFT and not a drawing mocking NFTs.

[@Fusseliko]

I feel like it was pretty obviously a joke, considering he literally said that he could do anything except crypto shit with it. And even if it wasn't, Vaush has returned giant donations like that before, so if he wants the money back he just has to e-mail him.

[@subroy7123]

The dude who donated $1000 for the NFT has posted a comment under this video: "I'm the person who paid $1k for it, I'm really satisfied with my purchase (it'll appreciate), but I'm willing to sell my authentic blockchain-verified NFT for only $10k (see, it's already gone up in value)." I'm pretty sure he understands that this is a joke.

[@gamingblowsofficial]

@@subroy7123 That’s good.

[@beccak3035]

The utter glee making this, I can’t-

[@senpaibryson6469]

The intro 😂

[@Nerobyrne]

the NFT isn't the art, it's the code made based on the art. Which means that nobody who owns an NFT actually owns any art. They own a place on a blockchain, which is literally worthless. Well, unless someone else wants that spot, I guess. Imagine someone sells you a "certificate of authenticity" to the Mona Lisa. You don't own the Mona Lisa, you own that certificate. Everyone else can just make another certificate, it's just going to have a different string of numbers. If someone has an NFT-art, I can make another NFT based on the same art, but it's going to be different.

[@FelisImpurrator]

Bridge selling and moon land, move over. We're returning to monke now.

[@fuarkYT]

If your certificate of ownership for the Mona Lisa is the one recognized by the majority of people, you technically own it. You're pretty much bang-on with your explanation tho.

[@NaudVanDalen]

6:45 Vaush blowing out his microphone 3 times.

[@Smarackto]

i dont wanna be "that guy" but can we make a petition for him to fix that? i dont know why but its actually really uncomfortable to hear whenever it happens

[@Lufe_Stark]

@@Smarackto i rather have that than getting my ears blown up lmao

[@Smarackto]

@@Lufe_Stark you see a well adjusted mic would lower the volume of the scream.

[@Lufe_Stark]

@@Smarackto i see

[@joshuaobrien9033]

I've gone from an eager arrogance on the technologies ability to facilitate transactions with public assurance to trying to explain why monkey cartoons are not worth the work potential that could literally move mountains

[@FelisImpurrator]

No kidding. Imagine the amount of progress we could have made by now if every single one of those crypto-burned chips had been used to crunch data for medical research.

[@returrd1226]

Why do you look like a brokeback mountain elon musk

[@Kloutkulture]

@@returrd1226 LOL

[@classicallycommie6266]

Wow not one of those shades belong together lmao it's perfect

[@ReidMerrill]

Labor theory of value was just proved correct

[@cadence6676]

Tru

[@Kloutkulture]

How?

[@algorithm_acolyte]

This bit is so fucking good, even when hoards of ding dongs inevitably accuse Vaowsh of peddling NFT scams on stream it will still have all been worth it

[@SuperSintas]

HE MADE IT THE INTRO LMFAO

[@sageisbored]

That's all on Tempest and Ryan

[@RFire20]

Unironically, the happiest Vaush has been throughout a single segment

[@almosthelpless9374]

BBB stands for Build Back Bussy

[@TiredHistorian]

Build Better Bussy

[@HustlesInc]

Hey I know ya'll be hating on NFTs, but you can't lie and say that the new Bangsta Bear project art is not fire...

[@TheToonpimp]

*S c r e e n s h o t* :^)

[@spaceman7019]

it's ugly but it has meaning so it's ... actual art

[@thomaslocke291]

this made KZbin start giving me NTF ads and I blame you animals for it

[@JackgarPrime]

I've been getting that one awful crypto credit card ad for months and I hate it.

[@verager2493]

We're already all getting crypto ads. Fuckers just trying desperately for the next pump

[@BASS131]

This is way funnier than it should be, I love it

[@sunnyd1722]

That “gold” on Vaush’s monkey looks like a soiled diaper. It’s perfect

[@FelisImpurrator]

You CAN gild a turd! For the low, low price of $1000.

[@sunnyd1722]

@@FelisImpurrator Hey, it’s the Guilded Age again, so of course there’s going to be guilded turds

[@AmineSamus]

The amount of people i saw on twitter who thought you were serious was hilarious

[@GermanDude1126]

When you meme on capitalism so hard you actually do a hyper-capitalism

[@scottsbarbarossalogic3665]

SUPA CAPITALISM

[@daglizzygobbler7441]

Hang on dude, I'm Currently screenshotting

[@TheVaushPit]

Delete your profile picture.

[@daglizzygobbler7441]

@@TheVaushPit sue me lol

[@DiThi]

"Cringe? We're making an NFT, what's cringe about this?"

[@TheFireHawkDelta]

There's a spot below the nose that Vaush missed when filling in the gold color, he never fixes it and it feels more and more cursed as the video goes on. But this is an NFT, so let's say it was intentional.

[@SpookyStag2015]

First NFT to be entered into the Library of Congress, Congrats G_Squidman!!!

[@officialdjspookyjim]

why does this drawing remind me of those chimps at sandy's place from that SpongeBob ep

[@ThePsychoRenegade]

Why would I screenshot when I can pay 10k to have the same thing?

[@thesubjectofstars]

this should've been on the main channel. this is gold

[@FracFern32]

Too late Vaush, I already screenshot that shit lololol!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Beeg_Boy]

NOOO YOURS IS FAKE 😭😭😭

[@chrisr1091]

Truly the king of the pirates.

[@yan_dj]

Can we just have 100 more videos of Vowsh and chat drawing something start to finish? thanks

[@TheFireHawkDelta]

12:40 excuse me, purple is the shirt color of KINGS!

[@GraveReaperCushions]

Blockchain is when there's too much poop to flush...

[@KFro9k]

They ACTUALLY did it! They used THAT intro!

[@emiliap8790]

Wait Vaush uses they/them?

[@Wyrdangus]

@@emiliap8790 editors

[@emiliap8790]

@@Wyrdangus HAHSHAJZH okay

[@politicaltroll8920]

I made an NFT of the gecko image that pops up when he gets a donation

[@B1897-k3e]

This pic went so hard. I felt free to screenshot.

[@Chrissents]

damn that picture mad clean lemme just *screenshots*

[@trashrabbit69]

Selling the Entirety of the Louvre as an NFT (Not Money Laundering) (French Government Approved) (High Quality 256 Color Bitmap)

[@OctyabrAprelya]

Can I burn the originals???

[@LimeyLassen]

That's amazing I can't even name 256 different colors

[@androgenius_alisa]

@@OctyabrAprelya Please do

[@aleks.j.]

the actual verified NFTs are horrible for the environment, it's kinda sad how big they've become

[@TheHeavyshadow]

Question as someone who's probably lagging behind even Vaush in terms of NFT-knowledge: How are they horrible for the enviroment? Because crypto coins take so much energy to be generated?

[@chrisr1091]

@@TheHeavyshadow yeah the server take up a ton of energy to run these so that’s why they are bad for the environment. Also that can probably go to like helping people who need that energy.

[@seanmundyphoto]

NFTs on Proof of Work blockchains like Ethereum use a good amount of energy, Proof of Stake Blockchains (Tezos, EGLD, many others) use like 95% less. Your issue isn't with NFTs, its with Proof of Work Blockchains.

[@kylegonewild]

@@seanmundyphoto No, the problem is with NFTs as currently implemented. It's a technology that has potential use cases but none of those use cases are actually what it's being used for and pushed as right now. Large corporations are starting to hold crypto but it has nothing to do with some revolutionary new way of doing business, merely speculation. They're not accepting NFTs as proof of ownership for like...your house. The courts aren't accepting NFTs as proof of authenticity for last wills and testaments. Current implementation of NFTs is nothing but pure market speculation on artificially scarce procedurally generated JPEGs. Just like how adding extra lanes to a highway doesn't actually reduce traffic throughput, adding more room for even more transactions by scaling back the energy consumption will simply incentivize more transactions to fill that space.

[@Domnom22]

I love how literally everyone, left or right, shits on nft bros

[@TheCaptainblaubeere]

i cant lie... this does go hard af

[@casperchristiansen2458]

Art.

[@SA-mo3hq]

Sin against nature. I love it.

[@Techyena]

Thank u for the good time in the stream voosh

[@morriganlefay5438]

This got even funnier when I saw g_squidman, the guy who bought the NFT, on the Vaush subreddit legitimately defending NFTs

[@impera7465]

pic goes hard feel free to screenshot

[@carlcarlington7317]

Can someone make a 3D model of this so vaush can become a vtuber?

[@CruelusRex]

The unused tablet got half funded with this shitpost.

[@SuzakuX]

I thought NFT stood for Not Fucking Tangible.

[@12DAMDO]

Vuash: i'm going to use ugly colors also Vuash: uses maroon, red, purple, cyan & gold which are not considered ugly colors

[@heath8358]

Why is Vaush's NFT unironically good?!

[@derpywoodoo]

This whole time, my brain had assumed the Vonke had a big chin. I didn't see the mouth at the bottom, and I kinda prefer it that way

[@unfollowtheinstructions6360]

Oh my god, I didn't even see that at first, it's even uglier that way💀

[@cadence6676]

Help I can’t tell sarcasm I’m literally crying

[@a_random_mint]

I used to doubt NFTs, but then the blockchain showed me the truth. I now have sold one of my kidneys and my left leg to own 5 NFTs.

[@Eddierath]

The day people start posting Reciepts as their pfps 🤣🤣🤣🤣 *OH YES ,THAT SHIT IS COMMING MY APES*

[@BlackReshiram]

id be so upset if i didnt know hes just taking the piss out of this lmao dkjghjdfhksa

[@mathieuleader8601]

this is how I picture Seth Rogan's Donkey Kong

[@DirkDjently]

I ACCIDENTALLY SCREEN SHOTTED IT YAMERO

[@QT5656]

11:30 "is the Vaush aesthetic not poop?" 😆

[@ramzito2504]

I SCREEN SHOTTED IT YOU CAN'T STOP ME

[@coldcartcold8633]

Is watching this more productive than cookie clicker? Hmm

[@QT5656]

I have a friend who's main topic of conversation for about six months has been NFTs and how amazing they are. However, it's this video that has convinced me to have a go myself. 😆

[@devlin4795]

No! This is an anti nft video!!

[@QT5656]

@@devlin4795 relax, I'm being glib 😂

[@PsychoSocialism]

Im just glad Vaush finally stopped his donos from obscuring his face all the time.

[@goodsocksproductions9397]

8:35 if you wanna see the *$1000 dono*

[@12DAMDO]

this doesn't even look bad EDIT: i made a screenshot, couldn't resist

[@jessemiller4953]

YOU WOULDN"T SCREENSHOT AN NFT

[@ofanichan]

Vaush is being so quirky. Vaush is adorable when he is being quirky 🤪

[@adnanxm]

Surprising amount of weird/aggro comments, lol. This shit was hilarious 😂

[@bobasaurusrexy]

Can’t wait to show my friends my first free NFT. Best day of my life.

[@berkeleyscott3344]

Oops. Accidentally screenshotted. Sorry vaush

[@kevinandorsusie]

Vowsh may have captured the vibes, but for it to be a true NFT he'd have to have the art stolen from him or remade poorly in pic crew and then sold without his knowledge or consent

[@hrnarr12]

I love the FLCL Canti Reference

[@non-nirvana246]

Vaush really said " I want to do an NFT without any backlash mmmmm"

[@Roxanneredpanda]

Even your editor stole the NFT!

[@sleepycatdog]

This is the most beautiful thing ever

[@ethandew1768]

It's not just "ugly art" it's capitalist art. There's no emotion, meaning or point. Except for money. It's horrible.

[@valentinmarinkov6089]

done, the screenshot is done

[@jamestaylor3623]

I have zero evidence of this but NFTs seem like something rich people use for tax evasion

[@flygawnebardoflight]

Imagine having the money to buy NFTs in 2021 This post was brought to you by broke-gang

[@NoahRamseysGhost]

THE INTRO- IM FUCKING DEAD

[@TescoValueMemes369]

I think the money nft drawing was inspired by the monkeys from Madagascar

[@subroy7123]

DO NOT *SCREENSHOT* THIS, g_squidman may screenshot this 😂

[@eatsleepdj-dcalljandtitan1611]

6:45 NO-w NO-w ... NOO-w

[@chezburger57]

*screenshots cutely*

[@Beast80001]

I wonder which chatter screenshoted and actually made this an nft first.