How Is Florida Even Real?! (FLORIDA MAN)

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[@nachofast6144]

Austin and Jared could make a video reviewing paintbrushes and I would still watch it

[@Deadlad69]

Same lol

[@noahmailloux2836]

Who wouldn’t watch it lol

[@penelopegarcia6573]

Count me in!

[@sleepy_gab]

Cough cough, make a video reviewing paintbrush cough

[@lewisbarrah8804]

I'd back that!

[@alejandroboing9387]

As a man from Florida, let me just tell you that these are an accurate representation of the state

[@snucco]

Ill second that!

[@katatonic5672]

Were you one of the people in the video?

[@brettbush7491]

I can back this up too

[@XarnesGaming]

I third it

[@AchmadeusLP]

F

[@turismo7649]

Dickey: unholy war screech Comfort: am i a joke to you?

[@phantomechelon3628]

Pretty sure Austin thinks Comfort is a fabric softener.

[@marty6779]

Dickey's ad reads are what I live for.

[@maxscardanelli6185]

Same here man.

[@phantomechelon3628]

They are bloody good. If TV ads were like that, I wouldn't channel surf during ad breaks.

[@stealthwolf2011]

this is the only channel were i don't skip the ad

[@travisscott5627]

Always worth watching for maximum meme-age.....

[@Dickey7861]

Stealthwolf thank you! I greatly appreciate that! I try to make them fun to watch!

[@JustCarMuh]

Watching Austin plug is so wholesome

[@NickDTHSLYR]

Year of grace nails his crunchy role shit

[@zombiecupcake.8485]

10:25 these guys look like you hit randomize a bunch of times in the Oblivion character creation.

[@smogdanoff7053]

Zombie Cupcake. LOL So true!

[@xenounde0]

2B

[@thegentl3matt242]

All the Florida men are escaped aliens from Area 51 (which, funnily enough, is the place where you’ll find that War Robots sponsorship).

[@stpbasss3773]

Is funnily even a word??? My phone doesn't try to correct it so it must be 😂😂😂

[@stpbasss3773]

Shows how smart I am lmao

[@exgn0cksgames214]

Dude stfu,it took me forever to get away

[@MrCrobb7]

Austin should legitimately be in charge of marketing and ads for some of these company's.

[@rhmon7112]

On certain nights when I lay in bed contemplating existence, I also wonder if Florida is even real.

[@alexistaylor9092]

It’s an ancient mythical land passed down through the eons. Yeah no we exist. I love living in Florida.

[@squeakyvonne9642]

Dude, I do that and LIVE in Florida. What even is reality I don't even know anymore.

[@CJSeverus93]

Jared: "Imagine just sitting down for lunch at Panera Bread-" Austin: "I don't want to imagine it!" LMAO

[@julielyngarrett6260]

I read Panera as Pantera 🤣🤣🤣

[@phantomechelon3628]

@@julielyngarrett6260 Same here! I was like..."wait...they opened a restaurant chain too?"

[@phantomechelon3628]

Austin: "...and don't cum in shampoo bottles..." Jared: "That was ONE TIME you sonofabitch!"

[@MackSEpique]

Even when these guys are at their 80's, I'd still watch em religiously

[@deanxmusic]

Jared: Oh my god stop. Jared so sounding like a teen girl crushing 😂

[@phantomechelon3628]

I think sitting next to Austin has that effect on other guys. 😁

[@tenrithlaurens494]

Austin's comedy is the stuff legends tap into, and it comes so naturally for him. I love it

[@KillZone12100]

Austins editing is seriously on point, keep it up my dude!

[@MireWolf29]

Most of the "Florida Man" behavior can be attributed to one thing...METH!

[@Jw_jiles]

SirPentious meth and bath salts

[@616jp5]

Meth is the new epidemic in the U.S. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife...

[@doom2045]

Thank you for blessing us with more Florida men

[@EskayRogue]

Hey, Corey Taylor called, he wants his neck back 9:56

[@bananafishbonez-lex7850]

5 minutes in and I’m already dying of laughter 😂👏🏻

[@johnbraucher1499]

The horde edited in with Austin just kind of crouching on a greenscreen is awesome. Lol

[@scrimpolala]

Austin: *Says anything* Jared: Stop

[@jeansjacket]

Austin: *makes sorta funny joke* Jared: 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@YouTubeViolates1A]

Tell Tony he looks like a tall midget. By the way, the editing of this channel has gotten so much better.

[@SpookyMusicStudios]

13:45 Austin: "Jared falls asleep while recording video." "What?" *face plants onto table* 😂😂😂

[@skippityblippity8656]

Austin is a falcon comfirmed Also im proud to be a dooopy dunky

[@skippityblippity8656]

Actually its doofy dunkers

[@zerofox641]

The level of effort Dickey puts into the ad reads is just insane enough to work

[@avonlady1234]

Austin sounded like the intro to a linkin park song at one part 😂

[@Shmackle123]

10:46 Man Jimmy Neutron really let himself go...

[@fencingisb]

nah that’s Minecraft Steve

[@TheTizzkizz]

Still waiting on that metal makedamnsure cover there bud

[@Blacksheepmike777]

Me too

[@sentanyl3399]

"Nobody's trying to die in a dollar store" hahaha

[@luli237]

"can I pay her rent?" oh jared! you are so sweet! 🖤

[@chloed63]

I think this is the only show where I am excited about ad reads and sponsorships. Austin is the funniest😂

[@zr00we64]

Dude that table must have a dent where Jared has hit it after so many times

[@isakurdad7056]

I was hoping he’d say “have you ever heard of... War Robots?”

[@thedevilitself4172]

5:02 „his head is growing away from him“ omg 😂

[@matthewthomas5796]

Love the Dennis Reynolds quote lol

[@itsnoelle4840]

You guys are the only channel I don't skip the sponsor. Austin. What a genius

[@Dickey7861]

Its Noelle genuinely appreciate that! I know adds suck so I try to make them fun to watch at least!

[@combinationcalligraphy4448]

Let’s count how many times Jared says “ stop it”

[@MaryDPlays]

I died laughing during the sponsorship ad that Austin did!

[@Jackson.1911]

The guy from Clearwater who yelled the birds and the bees ain’t far from me lmao

[@rorydonaldson2794]

Pretty sure Austin is the only person who makes the sponsorship section of the videos enjoyable

[@gus26_77]

13:46 I had to replay that part countless times, I was rolling on the floor with laughter after Austin made fun of Jared for being sleepy.

[@knotpye4214]

That last one is literally "i dunno i never thought id make it this far"

[@donniebritt7830]

We need a Dickey dines funniest moments compilation

[@nxthingpersxnal]

i just wanted to say that im so greatful you guys exist. your videos have gotten me through really tough times (especially tonight). you both always manage to make me smile and laugh when it's the last thing i ever want to do. i appreciate you guys beyond words. thank you for everything you've helped me through, even though im an insignificant person who you guys don't know. thank you Austin and Jared.

[@Dickey7861]

kwite is a twink you are appreciated! Thank you so much and keep doing your best:)

[@captaincannabis3321]

8:05 Devildriver - "swinging the dead" miami edition.

[@jonpaulcuzon5892]

Austin rocking that sweet Teddy Fresh merch, I see!

[@Fey_Fatale]

0:25 I love when Austin turns into a zombie pterodactyl

[@dylanlikesoaa5673]

0:26 damn, really like that Cradle Of Filth sample

[@Ravensikkness]

New drinking game: Take a shot every time Jared says stop or leans over from dying of laughter.

[@SpookyMusicStudios]

12:49 Austin: "what a alpha move." 😂💀

[@tonethief3362]

9:38 any self esteem that man had left just got ripped away. Jesus Austin 😂

[@deathmetalprincess5171]

I swear to god everyone in Florida is on drugs.

[@Haxprocess]

I'm from florida. You're not wrong...

[@justbrowsing9706]

I second and third this

[@HogFlamboli]

Apparently a lot of shrooms grow there

[@Haxprocess]

@@HogFlamboli weeeeeEeeeeed

[@unowhavethebiggay1430]

@@HogFlamboli shrooms and weed are not what make you do this shizzel this is crack and bath salts

[@Jimmy-nu9io]

Who’d win Two Florida men or Austin and Jared

[@ckvfamily]

I like the Cuphead music in the background, haha!

[@elenan6350]

When austin said "war" I was really lookin forwards to him finally saying war robots ;-; :-:

[@blacksheep9772]

What are you americans putting in your spagetti sauce that you can set a house on fire with it?

[@gold3npimp]

Shayne Ashley lets ask the Italians, I’m sure every sauce we’ve is an import.

[@derekfletcher8934]

Freedom, obviously.

[@ronaldowens5025]

Meth obviously.

[@My6119]

Crystal Meth

[@80sRetrosaur]

... freedom meth?

[@shilohstore6086]

That was the best ad placement I have ever seen I actually enjoyed watching it!

[@Dickey7861]

Shiloh Store thank you very much! :)

[@DarkestFearsGuitar]

Austin needs to just be given free reign to make a full length movie. It would be amazing

[@Darthfader23]

Did anyone count how many times Jared told Austin to “Stooop!” 😂

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

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[@paypalroyale1995]

I have to climb a pine tree 100 feet into the air to get service here, but dickey dines uploaded. Wish me luck

[@SaintDorado]

Being a police officer in Florida is probably the most entertaining, weird, scary and funny job that you could have.

[@blairbird8022]

4:34 This guy is if Paul Bearer decided to become The Undertaker.

[@benjones5230]

Hhaha I hadn’t watched one of these in a while but I’m so glad I came back with this one. “When you put the lard setting on your mii” HAHHAHA

[@timothyissler3815]

Austin Dickey really ought to audition for Super Bowl commercials.

[@professorchaos9171]

Austin Rocking the Teddy fresh. PAPA BLESS.

[@NecroMadz]

I always count on you guys for a laugh❤

[@natecuellar4561]

Holy shit the funniest episode of the dickey dines show I've seen since day one 🤣🤣🤣🤣😊thanks you so much for making me laugh

[@jessereau]

9:36 😂😂😂😂 "Its his hair line desperately reaching for his eye brows" - dickey

[@loschain2224]

you arent going anywhere Austin! 10 MORE VIDEOS ABOUT THE WORST PUNS!

[@johnbraucher1499]

That horse editing was fucking phenomenal. Lmao

[@realeyesrealizereallies996]

I might be a lil stoned, but I yawned right before Jared and it tripped me out a little bit.... hey, great vid guys!! 😆

[@arachnideer]

I don't normally leave comments (because I'm lazy) but god damn this video was SO extra. 😂😂😂10/10

[@techn9cian09]

"Welcome to my fucking crib" hahaha😂😂

[@decipherlogic]

1:53 I thought I was watching a Rudy Ayoub video for a second there.

[@SpookyMusicStudios]

You guys should zoom in whenever one of you hits the table😂

[@daisyloumisakidondu6159]

Off to watch wholesome puppy videos now. Hopefully the light in my eyes returns

[@milo9875]

austin dickey dialect: stoked, rough, gnarly, MY MAAAANNNN,

[@mayawilroy9703]

Been hardcore bingeing The DickeyDines Show for a week now. And I gotta say, I'm crushing pretty hard on Austin 🤷‍♀️😍🤤

[@poserdisposer6460]

Dickey’s ads are frickin gold

[@Indi]

This is the only channel I won't skip ads on 😂😭

[@jcdenton7273]

ahhh i love living in florida, not only is it beautiful, but it truly is the land of the crazies.

[@DhybD]

The "florida man searched for child porn. Instead found guns, bombs, and maps of local schools" is a guy i used to work with lol

[@kuraiwolf4047]

"Is your comfort ruined?" no, its enhanced. Sing me the song of your people Austin.

[@mayoneighspcandmusic]

DickeyDines: plays Cuphead song just quiet enough to not get demonetized. KZbin: Am I a joke to you?

[@Z1r0_07]

These sponsor sections that austin does have more effort than the ads from the companies them selfs

[@zerosoul4834]

you two are honestly pure talent and comedy, favorite show on youtube right here! keep it up homeboyz :'D

[@blckspce7683]

Austin boi if Jarvis is holding you captive then blink an eye twice in a row in the next video and we will rescue you from this monster!!

[@SjefSjaakie]

love the sarcasm in the raid ad.

[@WoodwardReviews]

The first 35 seconds of this video are pure gold.

[@nedl428]

Dickey is reppin that Teddy Fresh merch #PAPABLESS

[@vickyvkusnyatina6126]

The beginning productions of fucking Austin are EVERYTHING!!!!

[@KillBasix]

9:25 that spit tho haha

[@quinnharlowe5221]

This was posted on my birthday and I couldnt be happier

[@soiboi5032]

10:46 It's like the man on the right stole the other dude's chin and attached it to his own

[@ChickenFriedBrad]

Wasting Light fucking rocks.

[@XbninjaXIV]

Dickey is clearly from Florida just looking at his crazy antics. YOU ARE NOT HIDDEN FROM ME DICKEY! I KNOW YOUR SECRET!!

[@benhubbard6323]

Florida Man raw dogs alligator while dog films it.

[@ronaldowens5025]

Allegedly.

[@tobiasgetzschmann684]

Love it so much 😂😂😂😂 nice editing and I love seeing that all of you had fun!

[@amwheels7715]

That first minute was a TRIP

[@hannesblomqvist8759]

Can austin do a vocal cover of any deathcore song when he has inhaled helium and jared on the guitar !!! Would be fkn amazing

[@ddevil4980]

You guys should do one on people of Seattle. I worked in law enforcement near Seattle for 2 years and have plenty of stories. I guarantee there is PLENTY of them from Seattle.