How Is This Guy Single

This is the greatest bad boyfriend of All Time
I'm live every day / moistcr1tikal

[@ninetailedfox579121]

Reasons I would be a bad boyfriend: - I'm a narcissist - I'm a narcissist - I'm a narcissist - I'm a narcissist

[@Knockedy]

its not about you. ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER

[@ninetailedfox579121]

@@Knockedy *I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING.*

[@alchemist0019]

If you were a narcissist then why are you saying that you are bad at something

[@ninetailedfox579121]

@@alchemist0019 My motives are beyond your understanding.

[@phaeste]

@@ninetailedfox579121 *PROVOKING, BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION*

[@mconcepcion752]

I mean, he wasn't lying when he said he would make a bad boyfriend lmao.

[@ArMentorLazada]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m36yiHdnlqhnd9U

[@Inspiration_Inspires]

Probably controlling then anything. He threw so many red flags it’s ridiculous

[@firstlegend5105]

It's interesting how he says that unironically as well, like literally

[@rigelb9025]

Well at least he's being honest.

[@thejuicecupman5243]

Wym by bad boyfriend? How is this guy single?

[@nyaaannn3981]

The way Charlie bit his lip AND licked his lips while having completely empty eyes is both impressive and terrifying.

[@glacialblast2588]

@Mike I wish I could say a slur but KZbin won't let me

[@prostata_example530]

@UCMlt6g15FRBHgcH0bxs7ehA but you don't have any video

[@higoodbye7545]

4:07 "you naughty harpie" has the same energy lmao

[@capnkate4505]

It’s made me slightly uncomfortable ngl

[@northamerica5142]

Timestamp?

[@giogio4222]

Reasons I'd be a bad boyfriend: - I'd hug you and kiss you too much - I'd be over protective and care about you too much - Every second you would not be running, I'd be getting closer - Even as we speak, I am slowly approaching you - You do not know how much time you have or where I'll appear from, all you know is that you must run

[@Kittiesftw]

you made me laugh so much lol.

[@lowfive7983]

lmfao

[@goldenlynelslayer4096]

Rules horror vibes

[@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3]

Bruh ;-; i like how the third one acts as a bridge into your 4th and 5th reasons

[@Kas3-]

You’re awesome dude!!

[@BottlesOfSoap]

This dude is terrifying. Gives off big "I'm not like other guys" energy

[@FreneticPotato]

If by "not like other guys", you mean serial killer, then yeah. I'm terrified of him.

[@akaTandy]

Honestly i wouldnt be surprised if he had a couple of dead bodies inside his walls

[@lucvkl]

@@FreneticPotato Both "im not like other guys" and fucking psychopath lmao

[@wahlflower3517]

Just like Ted Bundy

[@AI-wn1wo]

Hes right hes not like other guys (in a bad way)

[@sebrr]

i love how that filter makes it look like he's surrounded by police cars

[@wsrtwetr]

Which he probably should.

[@dontbother.9293]

They’re looking for him..

[@dmichael7144]

His love is criminal.

[@liamholmberg385]

this shit made me laugh my ass off lmao

[@moonlight-qr6px]

he needs to be

[@starbit5065]

It’s amazing how he’s both simultaneously extremely self-aware, and has no self-awareness at all

[@eeriekekashi419]

This shit made me laugh ngl

[@Hermitant10]

@@eeriekekashi419 yo what’s that little boat on your profile pic? Looks fucking sick 🔥

[@mqn69]

kzbin.infoUgkxfrxVdzmHmo5l3cT629egORpkwSWDjuuo

[@zecgallo2358]

Schrödinger's self-awareness

[@kirbydied2875]

How is he self aware

[@NooncmRadioFluxsfu]

Reasons I'm a bad boyfriend: - I always will be there for you - I won't stop following you - I always will hear you out - I'm watching you

[@a_randomuser4]

this sounds like Edward

[@walter9240]

I am living inside your walls

[@NooncmRadioFluxsfu]

@@walter9240 I'm inside your room

[@fart63]

-look out your window

[@user-hanging-at-the-hanged-man]

Santa?

[@kirikakirikakirika]

Dear young girls: If a guy tells you he'd be a bad boyfriend, believe him.

[@alexkhaid]

Same the other way

[@alexkhaid]

And people that say “I’m ugly 😭😭😭😭”

[@clive-elios]

and young boys ^^

[@Luke-kx5mf]

Wise words

[@Cinnuhminn]

i cAn cHanGE hIM

[@3vermore938]

Finally, I found the boy version of "I'm not like other girls."

[@bigboygotbeans3776]

he seems like a "wheres my hug at" type dude

[@Jdock64]

The Nice Guy

[@___chebz___]

Seems like you've never heard of nice guy

[@ullseye1720]

He’s the type of guy to say “Ma lady” before giving a girl boquet of flowers

[@heiressofmusic]

The pick me boy

[@patjacksonpodium]

This guy would 100% get legitimately pissed if a girl didn't go down on him after he bought her a Slurpee.

[@OrangeDPeel]

Nah not even a slurpee, he'd get mad if you didn't go down on him after he says hey

[@Theviewerdude]

Wym, slurpee for a slurpee is a legitimate trade

[@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3]

And you know the sad part? He gets away with who he is purely because of what he looks like. He gets A lot of women. he just can't keep any. He's like the equilvanet of Taylor Swift, a horrible human being, pretending to be normal. News flash, if you haven't had a serious relationship by the time you're 30, something is wrong with you. edit: if you haven't managed a serious relationship by the time you're 30 you likely have some sort of personality disorder. I wasn't making a judgment or criticism, if that's who you are, that's who you are, but if you are looking to not die alone than you have to realize that there are things about you that make that more difficult and you have to sacrafice those personality traits in some way or there's a good chance you'll be alone forever. If you don't want that to be you, do something before its too late, if you don't care if that's you, than this doesn't apply to you.

[@belland_dog8235]

@@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3 Wow, it's amazing how people can make solid points and just ruin them at the end.

[@patjacksonpodium]

@@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3 Plenty of perfectly normal people stay single for a long time for various reasons. I didn't have a serious relationship till I was 35. Wasn't for lack of trying, I just hadn't found the right person yet. There wasn't anything "wrong with me" because of it.

[@solardropper]

"I won't even tell you how bad my day was" Suppressed anger has entered the chat

[@YoMamaIsSweet]

😂

[@nutriit]

"You'll know how bad my day was by how brutally i abuse you 😘"

[@JEWELzS8z]

"I'm not even dating him and I already want to break up." Ditto.

[@EightySix86.]

Ditto.

[@user-xc7uo6md3n]

Just a regular ass dude with his shirt off 😂

[@junkalicious_]

u mean the god damn pokemon

[@user-xc7uo6md3n]

@@junkalicious_ I'm not sure which came first the phrase or the Pokemon.

[@Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn]

Reminds me of this dude who has a crush on me. I don't like him, but he always tries to talk to me and it's so annoying

[@williamalessi9100]

Looking at Charlie's acting, he would be a good psycho boyfriend

[@bigolboomerbelly4348]

That ain't acting! You don't look at other men when you're watching Charlie vids!

[@snotte.a8670]

That’s what I’ve been sayinggggggg

[@hannahdill9012]

I’d simp. 🤣

[@nicoyazawa2488]

Can we get a time stamp

[@moneyymadness9139]

@@nicoyazawa2488 facts

[@lovejoy1311]

Reasons I would be a bad boyfriend: -my wife told me I’m not allowed to date

[@concept5631]

Good lad. Listening to your wife. 👍

[@rivalhugh3697]

Literally 1984

[@scratch7971]

The virgin bad boyfriend vs the chad good husband.

[@fewcandleanimations]

1k like!

[@YoMamaIsSweet]

😂😂😂👏👏👏

[@greglee2609]

Reason I am a bad boyfriend: - I a girl.

[@RadSense]

Femboys be like

[@PrinceOfChange]

Hey wait a minute-

[@baki577]

nooo 😢

[@arceus8992]

Lesbians wouldnt complain

[@slimewizard7350]

You can be a boy. Believe in yourself bro.

[@codigitty9195]

This dude be like "I'd make a bad boyfriend because I'm only attracted to myself".

[@yinyang1701]

Or I'd make a bad boyfriend because I am attracted to the way I attract women when I need to attract women. Like fr, anybody can make claims of having the best relationship one could imagine until you end up in one.

[@yinyang1701]

Now that I think about it, people generally post depression posts in order to get sympathy, and do not appreciate what they have at hand. And promoting negativity through internet is a problematic conundrum.

[@Nepisalright]

“reasons i would be an amazing boyfriend…. for myself.” *proceeds to turn towards mirror and starts to make passionate love to it*

[@Guirko]

Lmao i actually feel bad for people who are attracted to themselves for being equated to this guy.

[@rosymo0nn]

You stan loona?

[@SlyFunkyMonkey]

"if your man just wants to play fortnite, tell him 'night night' and then you turn yourself into the police, because you were dating a child." quite a few people just got incinerated by charlie.

[@SlyFunkyMonkey]

The kind who only play fortnite

[@Goofiest.Goober]

@@SlyFunkyMonkey what if I play an arsenal of games, including fortnite

[@oj818]

@@Goofiest.Goober Still

[@oj818]

Yeah man , play something like cod or pubg. Idk man.

[@Goofiest.Goober]

@@oj818 i play cod, battlefield, gears, halo, and fortnite.

[@Caraviaggio]

Reasons I am a bad boyfriend: - I always want hugs and kisses - I would love you so much - Crimes against humanity in Bosnia in the 90s - I would give you gifts all the time

[@michajankiewicz415]

Hol up

[@bolshevikapologist9957]

Where's the bad reason tho

[@bananagod5530]

Honestly aside from hug kisses love and gift. The bosnia one is pretty nice. Have confidence.

[@NightwolfSteve]

Bosnia is the reason you would be the best boyfriend

[@dontbother.9293]

Wait something doesn’t feel right

[@amatsua1271]

Reasons I'd be a bad boyfriend: - 27 unsolved missing persons cases

[@Rasupubegasu]

“39 buried. 0 found”

[@matthewsebire2755]

"I wouldn't talk to anyone, except if its my mom." Sigmund Freud just keeps winning ig

[@hbfcutiepie48961]

the human race needs to stop proving him right

[@redditman3701]

@@hbfcutiepie48961 as if he was right in the first place…

[@sineowl443]

what does Freud have to do with this?

[@ibbann]

Excuse me, i dont speak english that much, but ive wondered since a long time ago, whats the ig at the end of your sentence stand for?

[@matthewsebire2755]

@@ibbann I guess

[@ultraluxeest1991]

He should have just said, I'm an obsessive controlling clingy creep.

[@juniebunnz]

Seriously lol

[@bobrianfo104]

He's making some very valid points about why he would be a terrible boyfriend, his videos are both cringe and informative

[@ancapeancape9829]

wannabe

[@paulyshore1942]

This

[@ultraluxeest1991]

@@ancapeancape9829 What?

[@amosspencer4361]

I can't focus I'm laughing way to hard at Charlie's thirst trap impression.

[@whosaprettykitty5076]

I wasn’t looking at the screen when he did it and it got silent, so I tapped 10 seconds back and just saw him biting his lip. Had me dying

[@ashleyclay118]

I had a boyfriend like this one time and he was the most controlling obsessive person I’ve ever met. I was actually scared of him at some point. They make it sound cute but on the inside of the relationship, it’s horrible

[@Iluvpie6]

They don’t even make it sound cute. Hearing this shit makes me want to run for the hills.

[@Kittiesftw]

there was a time naive ol me thought how amazing it would be to have a girlfriend who's obsessed with me(mostly cuz I'm scared of getting cheated on) but later i found out how toxic it actually is. they're manipulative and controlling and just suffocating to be with them.

[@dkznikolaj7013]

"Bro, I'm not even dating you and I'm already ready to break up." The delivery of this line really shows the experience of the star of the hunger games franchise... Damn it was powerful.

[@bilethumper1912]

Has to be at least one hunger games joke per video drop

[@higuys3010]

“I’m not even dating you and I’m ready to break up” 😂😂

[@saucysoups9318]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hpuYoY2udpiSqqs

[@JamesThePokemonHunter]

Charlie sus confirmed

[@walterwhite210]

6 bots above me.

[@omarelghoul9256]

Reasons I'd be a bad boy friend : -I'm a bad friend -I'm a bad person

[@doofward]

he looks like the type of guy to unironically call himself an alpha male

[@fuzzynuttz5092]

Why do they all look the same?

[@Kotzkomet]

Yogurt male better 😤

[@sebisonic]

I'm a plimbo male

[@doof2890]

you stole my name

[@blest5132]

@@doof2890 this guy☝stole your name

[@Myth_or_Mystery76]

I'd be such a bad boyfriend, because once we made love, you wouldn't be able to walk. Then, you'd have to go through physical rehabilitation, with a lengthy recovery, which would involve multiple surgeries. Then, your boss would probably fire you because a prerequisite of employment would, most likely, be the ability to walk. After that, your family would question you on how the injury occurred in the first place, so just don't bother. Seriously just go far far away. I'm also been classified as a biohazard by the EPA, so more than likely, even getting near me would mean that you need to be decontaminated. Also, I have a dark, but relatable past, that would just drive a wedge even further between us, and your family. Just save yourself. Please. Is that about right?

[@papadopulosarlequin5090]

No That's perfect

[@Inspiration_Inspires]

Love this comment

[@Skids113]

Yeah, that sounds right, I think.

[@Ohmagat69420]

Pretty accurate

[@mistawithhair9203]

I shouldnt have read this while drinking coffee i spilled it all over myself

[@AppleJackss.]

Reasons im a bad girlfriend -Id love you too much. -Id make you my entire world -Im a guy

[@_.alen._6953]

Where's the problem 🤨

[@AppleJackss.]

@@_.alen._6953 its because id love you too much, nothing else

[@pinu3425]

that got me

[@liamharvey6957]

Even better

[@Talongnaviolet]

true tho

[@wewden6887]

"You were dating a child you sick fuck" made me snort and then laugh for a second. Charlie's free style is so entertaining a juicy joke that would tickle my laughing bone slaps even stronger. Power to the guy. I bet he was being sarcastic, but I liked that bit.

[@yoshikagekira120]

Reasons I am a bad boyfriend: - Im 33 years old - I live in the northeast section of Morioh - I am not married - I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores - I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest - I don't smoke but I occasionally drink - I sleep at 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. - I usually have no problems sleeping until morning - I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning - I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. - I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies like winning and losing that would cause me to lose sleep at night

[@calchuchesta3196]

Yoshikage Kira, on April 19, 1995, driving and parking a truck in front of the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma at 8:30 AM and slinking away to an undisclosed safe-point where, at 9 AM, his Killer Queen will detonate its signature Bites the Dust and kill 168 people while injuring over 680 and causing over 125 million dollars in federal property damage. All while listening to his favorite song “Fat Bottom Girls” on the truck’s 8-track.

[@noah7008]

Now this is a proper comment section

[@fuenigo]

I am not married? Hol up

[@crumpet7649]

@@BlackestEyes709 wow great job 👍

[@BlackestEyes709]

@@crumpet7649 thanks, see you Halloween ;)

[@kryptico2240]

I’d be a bad boyfriend because I don’t enjoy talking to people, but it’s cool because I still have my club penguin girlfriend.

[@_Sheepy]

You're not gonna have a gf anymore then :/ U gonna have a wife

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

Same boat thank god I still imaginary boyfriend. He’s my pfp, he doesn’t responds to my dm’s on Instagram or anything nor told me he was coming pass my hometown but that’s okay he’s busy.

[@pepsiibela9365]

@@beautyandtheoffbeats ruby from suicideboys? lmao

[@maddi3787]

This comment brought back too many memories.

[@ArMentorLazada]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m36yiHdnlqhnd9U

[@thevileruler]

charlie’s impressions was terrifyingly accurate.

[@Speedy_stage902]

were

[@confetea4955]

Were

[@priqq1]

*wherp

[@usagiicakes7219]

Whorp

[@DanYami]

were

[@kobeneilson6717]

I like how he had an: Intro paragraph Point 1 Point 2 Point 3 Conclusion

[@Derekcitoxsakai]

well atl he got something out the education system yea

[@silentyandere9704]

pretty sure not even his imaginary friends would be with him anymore

[@themememixers8965]

@ all of cr1tikals comments are filled with bots and it’s sad

[@RamiSoe]

@@themememixers8965 yeah :(

[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

Nope

[@ClenchingHalo45]

@@themememixers8965 it sucks but just report and ignore them

[@silentyandere9704]

@ it's not surprising any big channel has bots nowadays

[@Shadow-876]

Id be a bad boyfriend because I'm actually the consumer of worlds, Malgorath. I spend all my time eating large rocks, dirt and sand

[@dothmotherknowyouwearth]

I dunno, seems like great boyfriend material to me. At least, much better than this guy.

[@bengarrett7077]

dreamy

[@TheCottonPopppers]

sign me up

[@jordancven2540]

gotta get iron and other minerals for max gains

[@googli300]

sorry, i misread rocks for cocks. Take a like as an apology

[@lciav]

Girls don’t want bad or good boys they want a normal human being who’s got a mixture of qualities that make them an interesting, well-developed person

[@JinnaiT]

Wtf get that reasonable opinion off the internet

[@ddcc6753]

lol

[@katzea.a7880]

Get that nuanced and reasonable consideration out of here please, I want conflict

[@omniyambot9876]

The fuck do you expect with people in social media for 10hrs a day? Don't have any hobbies or job or any other interesting things to do.

[@unequaledequines232]

omfg this is my favorite comment ever

[@Sunny-io8tp]

I had a friend who was exactly like this, told basically the same “reasons” no guy would date her, saying she was too clingy, loving and caring. In the end it turned out she was also very toxic and that she would get heavily codependent on a guy to fix her mental health issues. So I’m very iffy to believe these “I’m too good to be true” types of people, there’s always something hidden Also, if someone says they would make a bad partner, believe them no matter what they say is the reason

[@neonkuriboh2830]

"Reasons why I'm a bad boyfriend: I have extreme trust issues, and if you ever hang out with other guys without me, I'll assume that you're cheating on me."

[@CyberWarezz05]

He legit looks like a guy that would make a scene when he sees his GF hanging with another guy, even after she explains that the other guy is her cousin

[@istolethispfpsorry485]

@@CyberWarezz05 Well, I would understand where he'd be coming from if they're in Alabama.

[@TheWaitingRoomTWR]

@@istolethispfpsorry485 nothing wrong w a little ol fashioned incest

[@Dog-wp5oj]

@@TheWaitingRoomTWR *nothing wrong*

[@aj3706]

and also: ''I will post your pics to the internet and everyone will see how beautiful you are, no need for consent ofc. Also, you're not allowed to talk to anyone, other than me. So stay in the house and wait for me to spoil you''

[@grandam67yt24]

Ah yes, TikTok is just being TikTok. This dude is totally being honest and self-aware, not being weird at all.

[@Anonymous_Music]

@built different if this link isn't at all anywhere close to being related, and is the same link being passed by tons of other bots, then fck off.

[@Anonymous_Music]

Yup

[@sirmagnumdopusiv1188]

@MrBest more like MrWorst

[@LittleHomieLightningtech]

Stfu literally every social media is the same God damn

[@saucysoups9318]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hpuYoY2udpiSqqs

[@machow]

I just realized how much his head moves doing these TikToks. He looks insane.

[@sticklyboi]

ive noticed a lot of tiktok users doing that or something similar like they dont quite know how to present themselves in front of a camera, its like a nervous tic

[@Arcad1010]

umm that’s not really a good indicator of a person being insane. if you took time looking at other people some have the habit ofmoving their body parts when they talk. if you want to call someone insane then just check their eyes first.

[@ImSoCold....]

@@Arcad1010 .

[@sticklyboi]

@@Arcad1010 im looking at his eyes and he still looks fucking insane

[@Pactastic042]

@@Arcad1010 what are you even going for here lol

[@Fungilair]

When Charlie whispers mean things into the mic it makes me tremble

[@xaoiken76]

My soul disintegrated when Charlie showed his divine thirst.

[@lustic1144]

@Mike no

[@mateuszciupa8141]

@Mike no

[@itspersonal739]

@Mike no

[@hiiexist9242]

@Mike no

[@Mohit-bk4nu]

@Mike no

[@dakkiller9983]

he thinks he's being cute but he's genuinely listing off reason you really shouldn't date him, we should thank him for letting us know

[@Sube-Tube]

That, and he's extremely repetitive and annoying, severely immature, and seems like a hamster microwaver

[@dakkiller9983]

@@jesica9829 shut up

[@dakkiller9983]

@@hanare7540 yup that was 100% the point of the comment, you got me you rapscallion

[@valueinyou9931]

@@Sube-Tube A hamster microwaver...? LMAO thank you for literally Red Bull all over my shirt...Jesus 🤣

[@valueinyou9931]

@@dakkiller9983 HUGE points for rapscallion...THIS thread wins "Most Entertaining with Least Replies" hands down. 👏

[@gumduck2504]

I would be bad boyfriend because: -I care too much -I would give you a lot of love -I am mentally unstable -There is ongoing case on me in 14 states and 5 countries -I am outside your house -I would write you every morning and I couldn't get rid of you!! Love you!!!

[@moonlightbae7290]

LMAO

[@dabirxse6663]

Had me in the first half ngl

[@amysteriouspersonintophat1458]

Why are you outside? Come on in, make yourself comfortable! I won't lock you up in my basement this time, I swear ;)

[@HabitualThinker]

@@amysteriouspersonintophat1458 this… time??

[@imafernandez5005]

-I'm inside your walls

[@JasperXIII]

“If your man just wants to play Fortnite, you tell him night-night... and then you go turn yourself into the police because you’re dating a child... you sick fuck.” I fucking died.

[@nateweeks4094]

Reasons I would be a bad boyfriend - I´ll always want hugs and kisses - I would spoil you - I would always pay for food when we go out to eat - 17 murder charges - My love would simply be too powerful

[@RifleRaptorYT]

reasons im a bad girlfriend -im a male -im a straight male -i like girls -i am not onto men -i dont wanna have a boyfriend

[@thepakistanipotato]

Reasons I would be a bad boyfriend -always want hugs and kisses -always affectionate -several charges of genocide in multiple African countries -Professional Arsonist -Chief designer of Auchwitz -responsible for 9/11 -Caliph of the Islamic State 🥹❤

[@zackzittel7683]

Maybe they deserved it 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@notsure1969]

Wait. What was the thing you said before "my love would simply be too powerful"?

[@DarkSlayer_1094]

Joe Goldberg looking head ahh

[@TruePieGod]

This guy would be the kinda guy to be hyperobsessed with you for like 4 months to the point where you are basically being heald hostage and then randomly dump you cause he's -bipolar- (volatile, flakey, flighty, erratic, fickle- Take your pick) and got bored

[@laplacesdemon01]

You're conflating bipolar disorder with some form of APD (sociopathy).

[@TruePieGod]

@@laplacesdemon01 I did not mean bipolar disorder. I just meant bipolar in personality.

[@laplacesdemon01]

@@TruePieGod Yes, we are talking about BPD , Bipolar PERSONALITY Disorder, and no. He shows 0 signs of bipolar and what you are referring to is a sign of APD and detachment, not erratic mood problems like with bipolar disorder....

[@TruePieGod]

@@laplacesdemon01 My guy the word "bipolar" exist before the naming of Bipolar disorder. And it literally means "characterized by opposite extremes". i.e. being super in love with someone and then completely bored with them the next minute. YOU said Bipolar Disorder. I never mentioned it.

[@rachie2003]

I would just like to say that although the word “bipolar CAN be used as an adjective technically (meaning to opposite poles), it can still be harmful to those who have the disorder so it’s probably best to find another word. Also “BPD” is Borderline Personality Disorder, not bipolar. Bipolar Disorder is just “BD” and it is also not a personality disorder, it is a mood disorder. Just don’t want the two confused. This was just to help educate, no hard feelings to either of you :)

[@CrimePaint]

It's like he put all of his skill points into Reverse Psychology but he only put like 2 stat points into Charisma.

[@felipealfaro9389]

Xd

[@nobudgetproductions9987]

This man has negative charisma

[@TheManiac-nw8ru]

How could u put all points and still have 2 left. Pretty sure he just puts all his points in stupidity

[@FortunAdlaich]

bold of you to assume he invested in charisma

[@projectornews]

I fucking love how stretched Charlie makes the videos

[@saltwater7366]

Reasons why I would be a bad spouse: 1. I have committed tax evasion 2. I'm unfunny

[@kyleeanderson2607]

3.You are the ocean

[@jackoneil1000]

number 1 is a plus, so you would be perfectly neutral

[@acruelangelsthesis]

Youre just like me

[@helpme4863]

How good are you at committing tax evasion

[@Noobletines]

@@helpme4863 Making the best questions

[@JustSumGeek]

This dude is like "I am a control freak, because I am insecure. I am a stalker, because a girlfriend left me once. I am an incel, completely ignoring the fact I am one. I will spy on you whenever you do anything, like James Bond only totally lame"

[@deedeemegadoodoo3133]

Sounds oddly specific

[@Muhluri]

He also has nothing else to do with his life

[@michaelbucher9397]

@Safwaan that’s what insecure is lol

[@MsLucho1998]

Lames Bond

[@kenirainseeker539]

​@Safwaan "You're not talking to anyone else" is the biggest red flag. Controlling who your partner talks to is just straight up abusive. They don't want you to talk to other people because they don't trust you, and they know someone else might tell you they're abusing you.

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

This guy is so sweet and loving, he should be on a register. No, he should be on the FBI Watchlist.

[@DragonfireVEVO]

Yeah, just in case tho...

[@aaronkeogh3594]

I agree

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

Geneva conventions top war criminals.

[@Nexus_pro9373]

I Wonder whats in his basemant

[@narcleptik]

What?

[@darkerrorcode]

Reasons i would be a bad boyfriend - Too affectionate - Loves going on long walks at the beach - Loves animals - Uncountable assassinations and bombings against innocent children in multiple countries such as afghanistan, korea and kenya - Takes you out for dinner all the time - Loves meeting family

[@marzouk6270]

You're so silly 🤪😏

[@mossypanda7575]

XD

[@specifikmc]

"Uncountable assassinations and bombings against innocent children"? I know it was an attempted joke but fuck man.. say it out loud before you actually comment it ya know.

[@darkerrorcode]

@@specifikmc I will be sure to say things out loud like a toddler in future, thank you for your invaluable advice.

[@specifikmc]

@@darkerrorcode Yeah cause thinking before you speak is such a toddler thing to do... 😂😂😂😂

[@kanna317]

The only good thing about this guy is that he's not in what would be a very toxic relationship.

[@HairyJuan]

Yeah he's 100% the type of guy to get super angry and make the girl scared to leave the relationship

[@RWAsur]

Yikes. He sounds like he's talking to his imaginary girlfriend instead of a real person, and you know a real girlfriend would never live up to the standards of his imaginary girlfriend.

[@elshabopants7506]

FRRR THO he sounds like those kids talking to their GFs in habbo hotel or some shit

[@turkiyite47]

What do you think he does at night?

[@lrizzard]

ouch please dont remind me of my ex who kept talking about how much more in love he was with his anime waifu 🤮

[@ammagon4519]

@@lrizzard wait do weeaboos unironically do that? Holy crap lmao

[@lrizzard]

@@ammagon4519 oh dont get me started, he was actually in love. he repeatedly said stuff like "i would never love you like i love asuna" 🤮

[@Edith_Puthie96]

Reasons I'd Be A Bad Boyfriend: ‐I'm in your walls -I'm in your walls -I'm in your walls -I'm in your walls -I'm in your walls

[@philosophiabme]

Michael: Why don’t I tell you what my greatest weaknesses are? I work too hard. I care too much. And sometimes I can be too invested in my job. David: Okay. And your strengths? Michael: Well, my weaknesses are actually… strengths. David: Oh. Yes. Very good. Michael: Thank you. David: Very good.

[@austinkraft6757]

Best comment yet😂😂

[@SnoppleWopple]

@@austinkraft6757 best reply yet 😂😂

[@julianh1705]

@@SnoppleWopple second best reply!

[@joebarrett8310]

@@julianh1705 don’t sell yourself short - you’re still in the top 3!

[@gspcanadianicon]

I thought the exact same thing lol

[@sapphire2113]

Reason's i would be a bad boyfriend: - i would always be hugging you - i would never leave you alone - i would text you all the time - i would never stop loving you - I am 100 meters from your location, and rapidly approaching. With numerous weapons labelled too cruel for conventional warfare by the UN - i like cuddling too much

[@PrinceOfChange]

-I’d never give you up -never let you down -never turn around -and desert you

[@OGM_OriginalGameMusic]

Being in a relationship isn't just about "oh I know my day was terrible but imma hype your day up!!!" A relationship is a 50/50 split. Simple. Someone you can talk to and someone you want to listen to

[@wsrtwetr]

And someone who will call you out on your bullshit and make you a better person wants you to do the same for them. One reason many nice guys get rejected it's because decent and smart women don't want a fan we actually want a partner. Someone who can be honest with us with kindness when we are being less than decent human beings.

[@sebastianriz4703]

As right as you are, a lot of people dont realize this

[@BlueZirnitra]

@@wsrtwetr that's why young relationships rarely work. Immaturity goes hand in hand with selfishness. Inexperienced or ignorant partners are spending most of their time thinking of themselves.

[@squirrel_disaster]

That is legit what I learned after my first serious relationship, now I met someone else and I am applying what I learned to the relationship I have now and it's just so beautiful, I'm only 18 but it's such a surreal feeling to be able to have a partner that you can talk openly with and not feel like you can't trust them and you can listen to them also without them feeling that they can't trust you.

[@rec8127]

Facts

[@ewill3435]

Same vibes as someone I was almost dormmates with in college. When someone lists themselves as "loves to listen, you can tell me anything you want, super friendly, loves hanging out, will be your new best friend" etc. etc. that's less a red flag, and more an EAS alert blaring in your face. There's always the small chance that a person who describes themselves like that is truly a human teddy bear with a heart of gold and is the living embodiment of compassion, those people exist, but it's far more likely they're a narcissistic controlling, and manipulative individual who will prey on insecurities. As the saying goes, when you hear hoof beats, think horses, not zebras.

[@mrbiceps7735]

I wasn’t prepared for the lip bite and tongue flick wombo combo, he can truly turn the straightest of men

[@R1ptide_Drag0n]

I made a clip of that: kzbin.infoUgkxxMNPo-chnfgmKFUvXHAE-LVHJDg4chwW I'm proud of what I've done :)

[@superkaiocant]

My heterosexual will is insurmountable. It may have faltered.

[@omoriref]

We need more people like this who admit to their toxic traits to the world so that we can avoid them.

[@mistah3687]

Reasons why I'd be a bad boyfriend: -War crimes, innumerable ones -that is all

[@iso1793]

geneva convention, more like geneva suggestion

[@mistah3687]

@@iso1793 lol I would say geneva joke but that doesn't rhyme

[@420jettt2]

Any cod main character be like

[@missxmettastars5740]

The fortine quote he did was fking stupid and funny XD

[@dighad3824]

Eh, I like the first one better

[@leyyuu2611]

reasons id be a bad boyfriend 😣😣: -gives you gifts 😝 -hugs you😘 -lives in your walls and eats termites and grows black mold and listens to every private conversation you have baby

[@realkursed]

I like how he admits that he doesn’t understand consent.

[@kurko3200]

Reasons why i would be a bad boyfriend: 1- im addicted to ketamine 2-im addicted to heroine 3-im addicted to weed 4-im addicted to morphine 5-im addicted to ketamine 6-im addicted to abstract things like the real value of money(so i can buy 1g of ketamine)

[@grindnostop]

At least you dont play fortnite

[@agentorange9867]

Gordon freeman be like

[@duffal0]

I’m addicted to the breakup of Yugoslavia

[@Unvaccinated69]

@@grindnostop ever played fortnight on ketamine?

[@grindnostop]

@@Unvaccinated69 no i played on LEAN I LOVE LEAN💜💜💜

[@fallenninja75]

"Bro, I'm not even dating you and I want to break up." Just listening to him talk was uncomfortable...

[@vethenoir]

The balls

[@officialprincelouie]

@@vethenoir ikr

[@dgomez6778]

" reasons i would be a bad boyfriend - i'm a narcissist - i'm a narcissist - i'm a narcissist - i'm a narcssist "

[@wraithwilldie]

This guy waves red flags like he's surrendering a war.

[@ryanlow5770]

Omg how many bots are in these replies

[@beskarproductions]

@@ryanlow5770 Tf kinda shot did I just read with the bot??

[@vasilebarbertard5719]

Haha, you fool, they wave white flags in war, not red ones. Don’t you feel silly, don’t you feel stupid, don’t you feel a little ashamed of yourself. Your lack of knowledge is apparent in this mundane KZbin comment, therefore proving my superiority as a human being.

[@tomgeytenbeek2207]

He’d be doing a fittingly terrible job at it, given that you’re usually supposed to wave white ones to surrender, but hey that’s on brand for the dude 😅

[@andash123]

Like he's bullfighting amirite

[@Sticky6Ft]

The deadpan "I'm wet. My panties are sodden." absolutely got me. I think all of us went through a cringe state like this at some point, but most of us became self aware. This dude clearly isn't.

[@1TotalJabroni]

Good point, but this dude is 30 and he's still willingly displaying this shit. There's a shot he's just exploiting the algorithm but I for one think he's every bit of unaware cringelord.

[@lalalalaaAa123]

Totally normal to experience a phase like this, especially during puberty when you just want attention from the gender you’re attracted to. But this poor man is past the age and point of no return 😭

[@calibcrockett]

@@lalalalaaAa123 yes...we all did some cringe stuff at around 11-15 years old but damn he's in his late 20s now 😳

[@phantommemes4315]

damnn that is some nice profile pic you got there

[@Sticky6Ft]

@@phantommemes4315 thank you. It's my dog after a bath

[@Lycoriste]

He should’ve just said: “I’d be a bad boyfriend because I make Tik Toks like these.”

[@vaesmoons]

or just: "I'd be a bad boyfriend because I use TikTok."

[@pauljoseph3081]

I bet he won't even allow you to talk to yourself.

[@flyinhigh50]

Charlie’s ability to tolerate cringe is at a level over 9,000.

[@deankilminster5430]

Charlie makes me laugh so hard. "At least he's not addicted to Ketamine".

[@Semiotichazey]

ketamine is hard to be addicted to but it's worth the effort

[@usernotSID]

But was addicted to "Mr Krabs addiction to ketamine" loved that speedrun series

[@barbararab6390]

The fortnite one killed me

[@currenlydying]

@@Semiotichazey until your bladder starts dying

[@incognitojon902]

@@Semiotichazey I’m thinking about doing ketamine. Can this drug potentially put me in a coma for weeks at a time?

[@johnnyjoestar7143]

There's nothing more off putting than an extremely clingy guy. It's never attractive, idgaf if you're the most handsome guy of the year. It's nice to feel wanted but I remember this one guy I met and was friendly to for literally a _day_ who instantly thought we were in a relationship. He had a conversation with himself, texting every hour. "where are you?" "why do you always take so long to respond?" "hello hello hello" This tiktok guy is giving me the same icky vibes, same goes for clingy girls. People need their space

[@badateverything2931]

I want a clingy girl ngl but only if shes not retarded as in gets mad and what not if i miss a txt or am with a friend.

[@JakeOuff]

Oh heya, I'm from part 1

[@badateverything2931]

@Kadakai nahhh man i want one cause i think its hotttttt. Shitty comparison but I love clingy dogs/trust issue dogs over normal ones by soooo much. Me knowing where they are is but a convenience i fucken loveeee the trust and affection the dog shows me

[@santinochavez2264]

@@badateverything2931 weeds swδρεεεσες

[@LinhTran-fb7my]

@@badateverything2931 then get a cat

[@somethingdark66]

1:30 the way he zooms into his face is so cringe 😬

[@thenormalhumanbeing1886]

“I would be a bad boyfriend because I love you too much” -Our lord and saviour Charlie

[@Nyma6000]

THE WAY HE BIT HIS LIP AND STUCK HIS TONGUE OUT😭

[@Help_m3]

@@Nyma6000 That made me Moist ngl

[@jentoons5732]

I’m irrationally bothered that this “overly loving boyfriend” talks as if his voice absolutely cannot function without him vigorously shaking his head with every single word. Like some kind of chicken trying to detect some bird feed.

[@windy8544]

human body was never meant to handle this much bullshit so some side effects are unavoidable

[@ollikoskiniemi6221]

@@windy8544 I don't know why but I read this in Morgan Freeman voice.

[@chriskane482]

Dude, Edward Cullen literally snuck into Bella's room to watch her sleep and everyone fawned over him. People are crazy.

[@Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn]

My friend is obsessed with him

[@tkraid2575]

Reminds me of that Supernatural episode where Dean said Edward was a creepy pervert because of that lmao

[@alissaoldham7128]

Yep

[@edrocks2380]

@@Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn your friend kinda weird

[@spam1028]

Who's that

[@rellek4053]

I knew a girl who dated a guy like this. No one saw her or heard of her for YEARS until they broke up. That’s the worst thing. There are women that are nuts enough to put up with that, at least for awhile.

[@adambilbao2974]

With all the ambiance he has it looks like he’s constantly being arrested by the cops

[@Freekymoho]

Now i cant unsee it

[@addi7719]

Charlie licking his lips and giving me the come-hither stare was something I didn't know I needed in my life

[@microwavedsarcasm]

I read your comment as it happened and I don't know how to feel

[@speedroidterrortop5391]

I sure knew I needed it

[@peer263]

Timestamp please

[@addi7719]

@@jesica9829 I appreciate the offer Jesica, but you're no Charlie

[@Cldxii]

“I wanna show you off, I’m gonna post about you. Even if you don’t want me to do it, I cant help it” I think I figured why he’s single.

[@JimmyKudo3000]

LOL multiple reasons.

[@314rft]

All I could think of when hearing that was "Isn't that literally a crime?"

[@ArtistthiccArttwerks]

I don't wanna ruin your 69 likes.

[@orange555]

You can tell this guy is a sociopath because he's SO PASSIONATE ABOUT A THEORETICAL PERSON

[@TalexTheLich]

This HAS to be a parody account or something, it's just too creepy and good

[@Chunkyjalapeno]

@@jesica9829 you can’t even spell Jessica correctly

[@pasiaangelo6442]

@@Chunkyjalapeno it's a bot made by some loser, flag it and carry on

[@Chunkyjalapeno]

@@pasiaangelo6442 yes sir!

[@darmanskirata4167]

Here is the obligatory “don’t go to the guy and be an asshole” message

[@Qaziman1]

Louder in case anyone didnt hear!!!

[@MetalLizardJesus]

"Reasons I'd be a bad boyfriend: I'm clearly a child molester"

[@ihavetowait90daystochangem67]

He didn’t stole my girlfriend from me, he stole me from my Girlfriend

[@stare4539]

!!!

[@therock4031]

Legit under a minute and 3 bots are already here

[@fuzzynuttz5092]

Sigma male grindset

[@blondezeke6640]

Facts I no longer need my girlfriend with this stud walking around

[@illffa376]

I hope u get ur name changed soon

[@djentlover]

It's easy to feel like the best man in the world, when you're alone. Throw another human being in the mix, and you quickly realize that you have so much to learn.

[@metal5231]

I love that he shakes his head “no” as he talks about all the great things he will do for a girlfriend. Perhaps he subconsciously know he won’t do all those things?

[@MrLeFluffy1]

That's actually legitimately a thing in the psychology of behavior. He's shaking his head no because he doesn't agree with what he's saying 🤣🤣🤣

[@paulyshore1942]

My guess is- it’s true he won’t let anyone talk to her. He’s just possessive and will literally yell about any perceived slight.

[@savion29]

I think he’s supposed to look more passionate shaking his head

[@dominikweber4305]

Probably he does it because he thinks it'll look like he really feels what he's saying

[@AyeeeE888]

The reason he is single is because he knows he'll never be as chad as Charlie.

[@johnmobile5747]

He doesn’t have a booster box of yugioh cards to lure a girl into his van like Charlie did

[@mananoublack213]

no one will

[@leomationsv5733]

Sorry but he'll never be as dedicated of a boyfriend as Sephiroth, my man has been in 3 different universes just to remind Cloud that he's alive

[@friccmanchapel9191]

Why is sephiroth the boyfriend

[@kimashitawa8113]

@@friccmanchapel9191 "Embrace me Cloud" Sephiroth fruity as hell dude

[@PrajnaIsPrajna-exceptPrajna]

I’ll be honest I completely forgot Sephiroth exists and assume you meant Seph-sama the most Chad KZbinr

[@Dragorosso95]

Don’t forget about Ergheiz

[@JustAChinesePleb]

@@kimashitawa8113 That was actually just in english dub. He does sound odd in it lol, creepy af ngl Would say it's an insult to compare it to fruitiness ☠️

[@jessicabrittany1682]

This montage of him explaining how he'd be a bad boyfriend will literally be playing in my hell loop.

[@Saucegod207]

This is the greatest single man of all time

[@stare4539]

Yoooo

[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

Yep

[@tqkecqre]

and for all of time, i hope

[@Ninjabdul]

new meme format

[@sweezy_inman]

*All Time

[@luwbz]

Reasons I'll be a bad boyfriend: -I'll love you to death - I'll want some money for them bills - I genocide ants in my backyard with a flamethrower - I like corn

[@herculesbrofister265]

Did you see the vid of the Australian guy battling mice with a flamethrower? Cuz you know how when conditions are right, Australia is overrun with mice.

[@SoniasWay]

If Charlie did those tiktoks where he just showed off his beauty, with his hair blowing in the wind in slow motion, nobody will have a chance

[@AlcoholicBoredom]

Well, let's be real: if Charlie's hair was blowing in the wind it would totally highlight his receding hairline.

[@sydneystar14]

thistbh

[@Freekymoho]

Charlie's hair is too greasy to blow in anything less than a category 5 hurricane

[@sheelamatthew76500]

@@AlcoholicBoredom His hair isn't receded like that, he's got it really good actually

[@nathanviray6020]

@@AlcoholicBoredom too real

[@20dabarr58]

Why I would be a bad boyfriend: - I'd always want to talk to you - I'd give you firm handshakes - I'd blow up your social media - I'd be desperate for your attention - I'd love to help your finances - I'm good at car evaluation That's right, ladies, I'm here to reach you about your car extended warranty.

[@mchsprod]

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[@auriiieee]

4:22 He doesn't respect boundaries, is potentially financially irresponsible, seems to be a person who won't share their worsts with me while I would with him , and he's possesive. What a catch!

[@tposeanteater]

Hey those aren't the worst qualities! He could be addicted to ketamine

[@K̰ḭr̰ḭn̰5731]

What's wrong with not sharing their worsts with you? he has his friends for that.

[@gumbitoicic9977]

@@tposeanteaterfair point

[@labcat6759]

posessive*

[@drygimangdrminjak8177]

​@@K̰ḭr̰ḭn̰5731clear lack of trust