Most Insecure Man on Tik Tok

This is the greatest insecurity of All Time
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[@unicornman147]

The way this guy's voice echoes so much off the gaudy marble really serves to emphasize how profoundly empty his life is.

[@GifPif]

Lmao

[@alienenthusiast]

Loooool

[@modest-mouse1871]

This sounds like a fake-deep post but it's so true

[@Anonie324]

Jesus christ, that man had a family.

[@perussi_gaming4459]

This 1 slaps hard lol

[@Sourcy]

I love how the video resolution is so badly stretched he essencially looks like a dwarf strutting around in a mansion designed by a DC comics villain

[@beast6092]

@emes You mean, funny jokes?

[@codeinecabernet]

@emes pov: you try to make a pov joke but fail

[@mariaparks7413]

No gain without pain.

[@nat-fs3ms]

serving wide putin realness

[@Arseniysavin]

This is… Dom Mazetti on youtube

[@NintenStation64]

i appreciate that he puts subtitles in his videos so deaf people can make fun of him too

[@wuxiankashima7231]

HAHAH 😭😭😭

[@davo8942]

Lmfaoooo

[@haretztj4682]

Deaf ppl don’t even need to know what he’s saying to make fun of him

[@shockinghonesty3971]

🤣😂🤮🤣😂

[@HowToChangeName]

Being deaf is blessing to not hear him being cringe, now you mentioned it I think now they want to be illiterate

[@unit38421]

Sometimes it can be difficult to tell the difference between a narcissist and someone who is simply insecure, particularly if they're both.

[@Necris986]

Narcissisism comes from insecurity.

[@The_Shryke]

@@Necris986 Narcissism is one possible way insecurity can manifest in a person, but it is not a foregone conclusion. Insecurity can express itself in the personality in a variety of ways, its potential is not solely confined to narcissism.

[@Necris986]

@@The_Shryke insecurity is one of the ways narcissism comes about.

[@BravoDuke]

I love how Charlie is like a cat, and just goes and finds this random ass stuff and brings it back for us to see.

[@shoutykenneth5115]

That's such a fascinatingly accurate way of describing it.

[@Shadowswolf9666]

That... makes perfect sense actually.

[@jonashorn8354]

Hahahaha I love it

[@iTalkALotDontListen]

This is the best comment.

[@ridiculousrandy1401]

"Heres a rich asshole complaining on TikTok. Enjoy it or don't, i don't care." Yes, very much cat like.

[@dizzyhq5100]

This is why money isn’t typically considered a legitimate character trait

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont Read My Name..

[@CoupDerToro]

@Dylan Ogega Just people with no character

[@LavaSaver]

Oh it is one, just not a positive one.

[@tylerburns1364]

I've heard it said that money doesn't change you, it just makes you more of what you already are.

[@lucasgroubert]

@Dylan Ogega homeboy, i think you might be projecting..

[@TheRealZachHadel]

He's like the loud narcissistic villain you see in the first arc of a show before you meet the actual villain that kills this guy for failing him for the last time.

[@kcjd10]

🤣🤣🤣

[@garinhunt7854]

Starscream eat your heart out!

[@sundeeprandhawa6007]

@@garinhunt7854 STARSCREEN OMFG U NAILED IT

[@itsIthax]

this is funny asf lmao

[@palindrome1959]

HAHAHAHAHAHA ... Good one.

[@TheScience69]

you can ALWAYS spot a rented mansion at a millisecond glance. they always look like hotel lobbies. no personality or style whatsoever, just clean and safe so that while no one is going to be complimenting the design, no one is going to be offended or DISLIKE it either, so it appeals to the widest range of people possible. and ZERO clutter, so it's clearly not a home that people live in. i dont mean like 'its not messy so its fake' because obviously some people are very very tidy, but theres never ANY clutter. not half a glass of water on a table. never a hoodie thrown on a sofa that they forgot to hang up, never shoes kicked off by the door. never a set of keys thrown onto a coffee table. never something quirky and weird that doesnt really fit into the room but holds sentimental value to the person living there, like a weird crappy action figure they got as a gag gift that makes them smile but doesn't technically look GOOD. always just pristine and looking like a show house. theres no way this guy owns this mansion and lives there. all his 'proof' that he lives there doesnt even prove anything. like 'if its not my house, why would these mirrors be hung perfectly so i can fit this 7 foot self portrait here?' when actually the mirrors where hung to fit A 7 foot artwork there. its not hard to mock up a 'self portrait' on a computer and then print it and put it in a 7 foot frame. probably used the SAME frame as the art that was already up. granted you dont get a close look at the 'painting', but it looks more like a print than a real painting to me from what i can see. the colour is too even. its TOO perfect. especially the face. looks done on a computer to me. if they REALLY want to prove its theirs, they should draw on a wall or pour cola on a white carpet. they're so rich i thought, so they can easily hire decorators...unless its not their mansion

[@Johnpork911]

I hate being in those kinda places because it makes me feel like I’m on a porn set

[@drchester2178]

Sir this is a Wendy’s

[@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466]

​@drchester2178 he was at Wendy's to cook

[@tyrues1682]

This man is the embodiment of overcompensating

[@acornbird]

Well said

[@briannam1082]

He has small eggplant

[@WaterBath]

Its obviously satire

[@onionsoda523]

he is the definition of overcompensating

[@BriannaBow]

@@WaterBath sure buddy

[@LarryXLR]

"This guy looks like a GTA Online character being controlled by a 13 year-old." Boy, does that nail it.

[@jimbogan3692]

Dude I was almost in tears laughing 😂.

[@kimmyfreak200]

@@jimbogan3692 same...i just laughed for so long at that one

[@Resident_Legal]

He reminds me of Mori from GTA IV The Ballad of Gay Tony. He is that annoying guy you come to in order to trigger a mission LOL

[@Mikesusendsadasdc]

It's clearly a troll, How charlie fell for it and it got 5 mil view's...... Idk.

[@cocosfilms]

@@Mikesusendsadasdc i doubt it, some people really are just that stupid

[@Danymok]

This guy is the main character in a game that gets a 12% rating on Steam because of the trash story and unlikable characters

[@liammintz]

12% seems kind of generous

[@valletas]

Honestely i would love to play a game with a protagonist like this because its so different from the good guy we get on 99% of games If written well i think it can be kinda funny to see an asshole as the hero

[@shrikenym7620]

@@valletas so a Deadpool game

[@valletas]

@@shrikenym7620 deadpool is not a rich asshole

[@RedDeadDevilTrigger]

So the exact opposite of alien isolation

[@worldmonstrosity502]

I can honestly say that I feel every inch of sadness just by looking at this man’s meaningless expression and “ opium lifestyle” literally his home looks like a sims 2 custom built apartment lol

[@lorisderhore]

You probably cant even feel one inch when youre around him

[@Ilivepuppys]

tbh I know this is old but I like to rewatch Charlie's videos, so sorry. But it kind of reminds me of The Landgraabs really, really terrible house in sims 4 for sure.

[@Ellbat]

part of me truly wants to believe it’s just very deep satire

[@sleepy_inside]

fr 💀

[@hovokovo5570]

We can only hope

[@Zeverinsen]

If it is, it's genius!

[@hurtcobain3282]

don’t cope

[@SpaceMissile]

he reminds me of Dom (BroScienceLife), except Dom is hilarious and this guy is just sad.

[@PS1-Hagrid]

There's no way this isn't satire. He has to know what he looks like.

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont Read My Name...

[@SnuSnuDungeon]

Your giving him too much credit for self awareness

[@skittlescopes4832]

it is satire i followed this guy when he was small. The joke blew up and now ppl actually think hes serious

[@K0rnphl3x]

@@dontreadprofilephoto1728 OH NOOOO THE GENERIC NICE BOT COMMENTS RUN PEOPLE RUN!!!!! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!!!!!!!

[@masterskywalker8877]

@@dontreadprofilephoto1728 shut up

[@jacobcarandang8618]

The Tiktok to KZbin converted aspect ratio makes him look like even more of a man child than he already was. Well played, Charlie.

[@HowToChangeName]

It makes him look shorter than Charlie

[@Pickelhaube808]

@@HowToChangeName impossible

[@Elricsedric]

He literally seems like a whole man child man's acting like a 15 year old

[@QWERTY708100]

you commented pretty much the same shit twice lol

[@justjack5833]

i think you mean badass

[@SavaTimo]

He's like Andrew Tate's long lost evil brother that secretly lives off of Andrew's wealth.

[@canesno1fan]

Soooooo, just Andrew Tate then

[@erebys21]

The fact that he owns MULTIPLE portraits of himself leads me to believe that he's SUPER self-centered on top of being insecure.

[@Stilwuf]

What's scary is that him being self-centered is either caused by his insecurity or the other way around.

[@unicornman147]

One's sense of self-worth is a lot like a balloon, actually. The bigger the ego, the more fragile as well.

[@ultralix7727]

@@Stilwuf mmm hello

[@Stilwuf]

@@ultralix7727 hi

[@omidog06]

Probably got them printed at his local FedEx for about $30-75 each, ballin

[@wrench542]

I can’t believe he was so insecure he had to pay some women to rub his back in a hot tub so he could look cool, and even then it doesn’t really work.

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont Read My Name..

[@thugger44]

@@dontreadprofilephoto1728 RATIOOOOOO

[@zacherybutera4394]

Yea that is pretty sad

[@francoisdubois5977]

Le père de Jacksepticeye n'est pas allé au paradis parce que je fais un meilleur contenu

[@Maxlydee]

Yeah. Gotta imagine the scenario of him paying the girls and them just leaving him immediately after lol

[@trevor663]

“Looks like a GTA online character being controlled by a 13 year” was extremely accurate

[@wisenotwise2676]

that's probably how he got this type of personality to be honest

[@UNLIMITED-DAN]

He's probably that guy that flexs his Oppressor MK2!

[@Admiral45-10]

I mean, he behaves exactly like a 13y/o on GTA and uses the same language.

[@Adventurerer]

thats a fake gun

[@AnomalyINC]

"I'm sitting on a $12.000 chair." What even is this flex? You can buy much cheaper chairs providing equal amounts of sit. Paying that much for a chair just means that you can't handle money, likely because you didn't earn any of it.

[@2tart]

It’s not a 12k chair. We have the same exact one.

[@DsiakMondala]

@@2tart lmao. How much anyway? Is it any good?

[@HowToChangeName]

Or he got ripped off and just buy it

[@savageratentertainment]

...yeah idk if i'd feel good knowing I said out loud "yeah this is my 12k$ chair...it acts like every other chair, doesn't have a built in back massager, doesn't even have diamonds on it, but you know, ahhhh it's an expensive luxury" ...wtf?! Just get a good gaming chair for 800-1k and those babies do come in pack with a back massager and some have a foot rest. at least that's worth the money and you're probably out to use it more and even if not.....IT"S A FCKN CHAIR lol Yeah anyone can grab a cheap chair and call it 12k$ and no one would know the difference as long as it looked nice.

[@pob-4810]

You’re just jealous of his 12,000 dollar chair 🤓

[@DragonClaw95.]

Guy: "I have a self-portrait of myself!" (As opposed to a self-portrait of not yourself)

[@Cryster99]

I think it is grammatically correct, as opposed to say, a self protist of Van Gogh (that is, one of the many self portraits that he painted) but the thing is, I doubt this guy actually did those pieces himself, so it would be more correct to say “I have a portrait of myself.”

[@jonas3333]

He appears to have like 12 of them. Also worth considering the giant mirrors he has everywhere. Narcissism 100.

[@sinnerthesinful552]

@@Cryster99 Self-portrait already implies it's of the person speaking, it might not be grammatically incorrect, but it's redundant

[@nothereanymore3941]

But wouldn't "self-portrait" also imply that he was the one painting it? Idk why but this guy doesn't strike me as the kinda guy who studied Renaissance art.

[@slimyduck2140]

@@nothereanymore3941 He doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who studied anything

[@-Grovesy-]

"Fuck you. I give zero fucks" You know that meme of the smiling mask with the crying dude under it... This is him.

[@investinbottlecaps2573]

I legit thought he was crying in the frame Charlie freezed on after he said that

[@geylesbean1286]

"that's what the point of the mask is"

[@illusioNery]

It's called a facade...welp, that's all the time I have for now. Time to end my life

[@Aeternus75]

@@geylesbean1286 that’s what the point of Damascus

[@SalimShahdiOff]

Sent me back in time​@@geylesbean1286

[@Daxmcd3078]

“Because I’m badass af, I AM the game” he doesn’t sound like he’s trying to tell the world that. He sounds like he is trying to tell himSELF that

[@vinnyvanhoe5614]

I REALLY hope this man has a rebuttal. Can't imagine how funny him responding to actual criticism would be

[@REPDC4LIFE]

Right. Like I want him to respond so badly

[@MrEvtmazda]

Probably Epsteins son

[@WaterBath]

You know he's satire right

[@Jay-vt1mw]

@@WaterBath it’s would be a really expensive and time consuming bit to get those portraits and that house etc that’s why I doubt that it is.

[@HowToChangeName]

@@WaterBath nothing says satire like "accidental" flexing on every single video

[@JanGamex]

“This is the opposite of ‘the game’, this guy pays women to be around him” Damn, Charlie! Take it easy on the poor guy.

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont Read My Name..

[@jonathan_420]

@@dontreadprofilephoto1728 I won't don't worry

[@francoisdubois5977]

Le père de Jacksepticeye n'est pas allé au paradis parce que je fais un meilleur contenu

[@kievara]

Poor?

[@funkychunk1343]

He aint poor, He rich AS FUCK and dont forget it

[@Kikoou]

If this is actually satire, then goddamn, he's doing it right.

[@Samlazolo]

If someone showed me this with no context at all then i would also think that it's satire

[@Anreii]

@Dylan Ogega It's on a fine line to me, with those really shitty self portraits everywhere

[@rayres1074]

"Badass self made entrepreneur". He also says how his purpose is to "de-wokefy kids on tiktok with a healthy dose of toxic masculinity". If it's trolling then it's great trolling cause I have no fucking clue if he's for real or not.

[@Anreii]

@@rayres1074 Spotify?...

[@mateohodge6998]

@@rayres1074 Idk A MMA fighter does the same shit talks about how cool he is and how bitches love him and he pays strippers too stand next too him and look interested

[@mvtv-montanavigilantetv5976]

"This is an open house for prospective buyers ONLY. Now get outta here, get back to the mowing or you're fired. AGAIN."

[@thestreetjournal4710]

as a former hot tub delivery man i can tell you that hot tub is not "decadent", it looks like one of the base models lmao

[@arandomhungarian1659]

That actually sounds like a good job title But How do you even deliver hot tubs?

[@aleghastzedd4315]

@@arandomhungarian1659 Very carefully

[@ijemand5672]

Wouldn't want hot water spilling

[@pinklemonade8283]

@@ijemand5672 for real. a full hot tub must be super heavy and hard to transport.

[@Sluppie]

I get the feeling that a lot of the stuff he owns is not nearly as expensive as he claims it is. I think he just gets scammed all the time.

[@masamune2984]

As a game designer/dev, I must apologize. This guy IS, in fact, “the game.” But he leaked early, and this is still pre-alpha gameplay. We still have a lot of bugs to fix and mechanics to tweak. I’m sorry, on behalf of our entire team.

[@denbover937]

This is a shit game, 0/10.

[@closier2]

@@denbover937 Yeah, it's like Hello Neighbor, with each update it looks like more of a joke.

[@LilG_33]

Better explanation than any dev on any current game. Most of em like “no this is it, nothing wrong, now to the Next shit game”

[@NZLDevil]

I just lost the game. And so did you

[@user-bs1ml2kj9t]

@@NZLDevil Damn. I had like a 10 year winning streak til you reminded me of that shit

[@DJLDJ132]

It’s like a 14 year old designed his own character, with his definition of “cool lore” and ridiculously exaggerated/exorbitant purchases.

[@stealthbeatle4945]

As a 14 year old I can confirm

[@_ysy_8306]

@@stealthbeatle4945 as another 14 yuear old, i confirm aswell

[@natsueyama]

Comparing 14 year olds to this man is offensive to the 14 year olds They can create cooler lore

[@cruizsypher]

@@_ysy_8306 *year

[@thenewbgamer6416]

Just leaving out a gun like that promotes less masculinity than it does irresponsibility

[@OneTwoFive0]

“I am the game” He probably got played by every gold digger he tried to bring back to his house, so he is partially correct

[@playerplayer7517]

Ye lol 😂

[@excruciatingorgasm9976]

Nice one

[@myballshurt832]

Sha sheeesh

[@GravityButterfly]

He really went and played himself on tik tok. So I guess he is.

[@iamreborn1994]

🤣 🤣

[@boreragnarok4680]

What's funny is how rich he is and won't even invest in a decent microphone.

[@HowToChangeName]

He couldn't find mic that cost 1mil

[@mavymagdowney9798]

CMK 😂

[@LutherannoG]

All hail Jim Pickens

[@shiannafoxx]

More like Bore Ragnarok

[@plarnston]

hello fellow cult member

[@wavezDDS]

Ok but his American Psycho self portrait is legit one of the funniest things I have EVER seen. 😂😂

[@APieceofT-BoneSteak]

Yeah what an oxymoron too. He was the one guy who saw the movie and thought patrick bateman was a role model

[@Gary_a_normal_human_being]

@@APieceofT-BoneSteak yup good movie but dudes like this ruin it

[@zodd_the_mogger]

@@Gary_a_normal_human_being duece bags have hijacked American Pyscho, the same way redditors have hijacked V For Vendetta.

[@WaterBath]

@@Gary_a_normal_human_being hes satire

[@benjaminthefox]

@TaC _ It's the same kind of guy who idolizes the guy from Wolf of Wall Street, I suppose, except that guy wasn't an insane serial killer, at least.

[@IcedLmaonade]

It bothers me he calls them “self portraits”. He didn’t paint them, they are “portraits”.

[@Cayden1988]

This guy maxed out Profits, Greed, and Narcissism points in his character, but didn't put a single point in Charisma, Personality, or Dignity.

[@pepesaur3874]

Definitely an alt character that you do the “asshole” run with.

[@thehandleiwantedwasntavailable]

He must be a real estate agent.

[@ruesylvester]

in other words, an antagonist

[@AluminumFusion22]

So he's essentially Patrick Bateman, got it.

[@tynirio_1]

@@AluminumFusion22 except he has no business savvy

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

What’s sad is the fact that he genuinely thinks he’s in the right and people are actually going to start supporting him.

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont Read My Name...

[@FogMC]

What’s sad is how much you comment on KZbin 😂

[@tworoosters2757]

Stop commenting on videos without watching them Don't you have anything better to do then to comment on every single youtube video?

[@Beaniemann]

@@FogMC 👨‍🚒

[@pirilon78]

@@tworoosters2757 sounds like jealousy

[@typetoored]

I love how Charlie just gets right to the point and doesn’t drag on an ending to a video. Once he’s made his point, said his words, that’s it. Just, “that’s the end of it, see ya.” I love it

[@joelglanton6531]

Charlie is the complete opposite of this guy. He gets on camera, is himself and doesn't put on a show, people like him, he gets money. This guy has money, gets on camera and puts on a show, never being himself, then people hate him.

[@Mster_J]

@@joelglanton6531 Charlie is extremely judgmental and because of that I bet I know who he voted for

[@CEOofpsychosis]

@@Mster_J okay💀

[@kayemonk9712]

@@Mster_J That's a weird assumption

[@ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899]

@@kayemonk9712 wat

[@austinjessee5150]

People are so obsessed over things that they don't understand how pointless it is. Good for you buddy. You got a hot tub and an over priced chandelier

[@nicholasdavis6779]

Ah yes, Charlie's absolute favorite thing in every overly expensive, ridiculously designed homes... marble, lots and lots of marble.

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont Read My Name...

[@boobgoogler]

@@dontreadprofilephoto1728 ok

[@jwillwork3683]

Marble is not cool or impressive what is wrong w ppl its not the 80s LMAO

[@thelostmessenger]

I would never have marble floors, they're too cold

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

Marble is genuinely so ugly, idk why every “rich person house” always uses it

[@nickturner9476]

I almost find it difficult to believe he is that unself-aware, especially if he made that money himself. This whole thing seems like a giant troll.

[@alexd4566]

It is, but there are genuinely ultra rich people out there who are THIS unaware of themselves. Think about Dan Bilzerian for example

[@lciav]

Some people are genuinely oblivious and unaware. And I doubt he made the money himself.

[@tpsam]

@@alexd4566 my point of view and take is What a wonderful world full of variety and extravaganza we live in Probably all the aliens are so disgusted and intentionally don't want to be associated with us that's why we never found anyone in space

[@kolskytraveller1369]

You're underestimating people's dumbassery a lot. A common mistake.

[@johnf817]

If he made the money himself, and he truly was this narcissistic, he'd be bragging about how he made the money. This is some kind of joke.

[@nephilim6032]

What a sad little man.

[@elued5981]

as a 16-year-old basement dweller, I take great offense from this guy having the audacity to insult me

[@darnit2668]

The room wasn’t even bigger than my moms basement 😡

[@wokekoala3888]

@@darnit2668 ur parents prolly richer than his with a basement of that size tbh

[@WiscoDrinks]

Dwelling in a basement is Kino and based. pick your head up, King

[@ThatsPety]

Bro said "3000 square feet, 3 times the size of your mom's basement"...if you get 1000 sq feet of living space for free you're the real winner here

[@guitarJK1988]

You should make a tik tok about it.

[@emilyb5307]

This poor dude sounds...empty. Like he's desperately trying to fill a void where character, self confidence and values should go with just...self portraits and cold hard cash and hoping for the best, but the cash just ....flutters down through the void and vanishes leaving him as empty as before. I genuinely feel sorry for the dude.

[@megatron8561]

Dude needs help and people who'll love him for who he is and not his money

[@HowToChangeName]

Probably a result of parents who "have all the money and shut the hell up, im busy"

[@sixpaths66]

yet I still rather be in his shoes than mine.

[@somewhat_human]

@@sixpaths66 fr. people can generate self confidence and values out of thought but not money

[@doordashh]

hes def empty lol

[@ermie5057]

This guy was called a nerd once in high school and has never gotten over it

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont Read My Name...

[@ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it]

more like he was that nerd who never tasted cool life and finally can get his dead parents inheritence

[@Scooter227]

@@dontreadprofilephoto1728 reported

[@SevenZeroEleven]

@@dontreadprofilephoto1728 thanks for the heads up, not planning to anyway

[@Godsecution]

@@dontreadprofilephoto1728 reported

[@manhornhead2659]

Watched this a few times a few months ago. That line " I am the game." always brings a smile to my face.

[@Lil_Smelly]

Even if that chair is 12000 bucks, imagine paying that much for a chair lmao

[@charlie.justcharlie.8373]

You could buy something similar at an antique shop for at least $50 if not less. Actual clown hours

[@ThrillsofColdplay]

That’s way too much

[@SaabTheFox]

Trying to wrap my head around what the heck makes a chair 12k lol

[@bobhanson1037]

My lazy boy recliner for a grand which was a lot looks waaaaay more comfortable. Guy got scammed.

[@theorangeheadedfella]

@@SaabTheFox a pure gold chair

[@KoiKat_]

Wait, he *actually* has giant portraits of himself? I thought that was just a media trope.

[@brendanmcbride6292]

No unfortunately it's really common these days. I remember when Pride and Vanity were considered cringe asf. 🙄

[@Oga.Impractical]

He got a cool house tho

[@blitheringrando1410]

He also has a bank vault full of gold coins that he dives into like Scrooge McDuck lol, dude is a living cartoon. But why does homey still have the tattoos of a dollar store thief? I will never understand wealthy people with shit tattoos

[@chickensdone1]

Donald Trump used money from his charity that was supposed to help children with cancer to buy two portraits of himself.

[@Vrmike2010]

​@@Oga.Impractical No it's not.

[@airtrafficman972]

"This guy speaks like he just learned what cussing is" is so beyond accurate. He sounds like a 6th grader.

[@aj_wlyms3117]

As somebody who took high school geometry… that room is not 3,000 sq ft

[@Brandon-br7tc]

Hasn't nearly everyone taken geometry in high school? lol

[@bigbean2587]

@@Brandon-br7tc That's the point, it goes to show that this guy doesn't even know as much as a high schooler.

[@Brandon-br7tc]

@@bigbean2587 Oh. Well neither do I apparently.

[@StopYTShorts]

The first 3,000sq ft room was more like 1200 sq ft unless he’s counting the unable space of vaulted ceilings

[@ryana7313]

Id say 750 sq ft

[@kennycubensis8152]

This guy is the epitome of "Money can't buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Mercedes"

[@PolPotsPieHole]

lol....great quote

[@boratsagdiyev5679]

More like "money can't buy happiness, or character, or friends"

[@hungryburger1170]

Money can buy happiness though. Ever heard of dogs?

[@RadiationVictim]

​@@hungryburger1170 you can get free dogs.

[@Nerobyrne]

@@hungryburger1170 drugs*

[@kievara]

This guy is a living South Park character

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont Read My Name Tho

[@JJScene]

@Deftie you're fighting a losing battle man.

[@katzea.a7880]

@Deftie you're fighting against a ghost here

[@stupidsoul]

Eric Cartman reincarnate

[@justforrow]

@Deftie Don't give the spawn attention, you'll only help them spread.

[@broosh4344]

Nahhhhhh homie stop dirtying the Cobra Kai dawg😂

[@starimari9971]

I like to imagine this guy is actually super kind and wholesome as soon as the camera turns off. Like he starts apologising to the women for swearing and asks if they'd like a coffee and some cookies.

[@rabiddog4248]

I love your optimism sis

[@sugarplums885]

In a sea of negativity , i found this comment . My day was made and my thought process is slightly changed

[@ninjireal]

it likely could be. This persona is racking views left and right like a slot machine.

[@draginator6]

I wanted to think like you but there's just too much art of himself for an act

[@Gary_a_normal_human_being]

Thanks that Made me happy

[@burialdrip723]

He feels like a hastily written character in a cheap RPG you're supposed to dislike so you don't feel bad about robbing him.

[@nemil238]

Lmao

[@alphons1456o]

Sounds about right. Anyone wanna start a heist?

[@Tasty_Green]

Cheap RPG’s? I would not be handeling those things

[@PHOENIX_D1111]

😂😂😂😂

[@broosh4344]

Nazeem? Is that you?

[@mikeymegamega]

I thought this guy was a Tim Robinson "I Think You Should Leave" character

[@779v]

woah hey mikey

[@grug2085]

He def talks like that

[@N0t_M4linka]

Damn, the Legend itself here :P

[@baguette745]

mikey wtf this is so unexpected seeing you here haha

[@coldnoodles2951]

Yo, the guy that taught me to draw anime thighs is here!

[@I_Cause_ConFLICKt]

The video isn't sandwiched at all. This dude just actually looks like this.

[@chrisprescott2273]

This guy needs to realize that just because he IS a character, doesn't mean that he HAS character.

[@Druzer]

hi there im on the road to 4k can you help?

[@benbarley917]

Say goodbye Raquel...

[@trequor]

Goodbye Raquel

[@Marcos-gb5hd]

@@trequor not her😢

[@ohio72213]

Its satire lmao it literally is a character

[@eightball6219]

He'd be the only person I'd call the IRS on to see if he's ever paid his taxes.

[@prom3thazin3]

careful, me might just give you his chair

[@BadWallaby]

If money could buy a personality this guy would still not have one

[@cecilkeith1951]

The wealthy have a void that even endless money can't fill

[@joaquingonzalez834]

because he's too badass to buy one, apparently

[@brm2745]

He cursed 14 times in a single tiktok 🤣

[@thespectre_angel1799]

This guy literally embodies the phrase you can't buy a personality. Edit: Most likes i've ever had, thank you :)

[@teethcoat4274]

Oh he has a personality alright, just a pretty repugnant one. Honestly he’s not that boring of a person, I’d love to find out why he’s so cripplingly insecure.

[@joaquingonzalez834]

@Jesus is LORD i doubt religion will get him a personality

[@youwantmyname9208]

@@teethcoat4274 a guy that buys women have personality?

[@Mitch...Gregory]

@@joaquingonzalez834 it'll just make him an annoying holier-than-thou douche.

[@corinacerbu8266]

Best!

[@hunterkiller1440]

The embodiment of "meritocracy worked for me because my great grandparents worked hard, y'all just lazy".

[@nickdenton3633]

How dare you blaspheme the king you impotent fool

[@adnandjuzic2671]

Great grandparents had slaves who worked hard*

[@StuartFuckingLittle]

​@@adnandjuzic2671 Your family maybe. Not most though.

[@adnandjuzic2671]

@@StuartFuckingLittle lmao bro if your great grandparents were rich in USA they had slaves stop coping.

[@StuartFuckingLittle]

@@adnandjuzic2671 Most people aren't from the USA. Here in England, we had servants who weren't majority black.

[@thatlastsam5234]

This "badass" sounds like a 360 child when they get mad on minecraft. Which the saddest thing is, is that I saw that same chair in a thrift store.

[@Nerobyrne]

I swear, this guy is so bad with money, I bet I could get the EXACT stuff he has for a fraction of the cost. But that's the point: Spending money, not having the things.

[@VladimirPutin-p3t]

​@@Nerobyrnethe one or two really wealthy people I've met in my life never bragged about what something cost. On the other hand, most of the middle manager types that have gone no further in life CONSTANTLY brag about stuff.

[@LiamForest09]

1:46 My grandma owned a mirror that looked exactly like those two, I could be mistaken and they are different but the one she got was $250-300 from what I recall

[@destroidhak2556]

This guy is a videogame "boss" that sends enemies after you with a lot of the story being the build-up to fight him, and lives in a high-tech mansion full of armed guards that also has his self-portraits everywhere because the devs re-used the picture over and over again, in which you find out he's a joke enemy that deals 0 damage with extremely slow moves, and even though he has a boss healthbar he dies in one attack, before you discover a clue that leads to the real final boss.

[@projectrove]

Sounds like a cyberpunk quest😂

[@russellmuscle7434]

This guy is glass joe in punchout

[@gaminggladiator06]

He’s like a borderlands enemy that tries to talk shit on you over your echo, but once you reach him, he’s a total pushover as you unload not even a 5th of your magazine into him.

[@thescoobmaster]

mercenaries 2

[@puppetstudio4989]

@@gaminggladiator06 you mean piston from the crater of badassness form the borderlands 2 dlc?

[@AnotherNightOwl1127]

The saddest part about this is that if he didn't try and flex his wealth, and was more mild mannered, he would be closer to the person he thinks he is.

[@loonloon9365]

Welcome to the world of the upper class. They are this deranged on average, using their B+ networking skills in getting ahead in life and thinking they are literally the best thing to ever happen to humanity.

[@Eclecktro]

It's better this way, really

[@darkslayer1161]

@@Eclecktro it truly is

[@maklame3318]

Wouldnt we be all if we werent angry and belitting others just to feel better about ourselves.

[@angel_of_rust]

but that's boring and people pay the price to be fun

[@brizwastakened]

This is what redditors on r/wallstreet think they live like after making 50$ off of an AMC Stock

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont Read My Name...

[@hamzahsajjad7952]

Ironically, if he is a trust fund kid, those redditors are better dealing with money than him

[@brizwastakened]

@@dontreadprofilephoto1728 ok

[@christopherthompson5400]

@@dontreadprofilephoto1728 what name?

[@P_Workman]

Is this not how you live after making 50$ off AMC Stock???

[@YouAreInfinity117]

If he was a real bad-man he’d make a single video saying “talk to the carats” and never post again

[@twilight2013aw]

Good lord I can smell his "expensive" cologne and insecurity through the screen. It amazes me that people like this actually exists.

[@CMYX]

Idk why I thought of Axe spray or Old Spice. Lmao

[@SieMiezekatze]

They have always existed but now they are easier to find since they record themselves and post it on the internet

[@crismarcelo9838]

"He's the embodiment of cringe, if cringe also came with a couple million dollars from daddy" LMAO

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont Read My Name...

[@IAMINSIDEYOURWALLS604]

@@dontreadprofilephoto1728 I won't 💀

[@maxdebeer5874]

CEO of insecurity. That's how he makes his money.

[@procterdocter]

Damn that was cold dawg🥶

[@HowToChangeName]

Until you found its an actual security firm

[@bobobsen]

Maybe. There are many CEOs of insecurity: easy weight loss company CEOs, hairloss prevention company CEOs, make up company CEOs etc

[@troncrash7]

Bro has the money to build a giant robot but buys a chandelier instead

[@realsanmer]

This guy is like the personification of that Flapjack scene where K'nuckles goes "I really showed them what for, huh? Did you see how uncomfortable they got when I started crying?"

[@zodd_the_mogger]

Underrated comment and cartoon moment! Haha

[@iohsmdiglomdrn]

He's trying to be tough by being obnoxious, but he only comes across as sad

[@popojelly1895]

Man has no self-respect

[@eternalmetro]

Pretty sure this is satire

[@joshsmith8715]

Definitely a character. Like have you seen dom mazetti or broscience life? If you didn’t know dom was an act and the actual guy you’d say the same thing

[@OwOw_it_Lily]

@@eternalmetro 2:24

[@eternalmetro]

@@OwOw_it_Lily you should give this timestamp to OP not me what lmao im already aware that this is satire

[@Semystic]

This is 100% the attitude of a guy who didn't earn the money he has. Probably hasn't worked a day in his life.

[@wario_lava]

people who are rich often pay people to do the work for them their job is to get paid insted of working

[@cmolty9582]

@@wario_lava that's called a business and running it is infact work. Not to mention starting the business is a ton of work.

[@infernox9237]

I don’t like the guy but I doubt highly doubt that.

[@wario_lava]

@@cmolty9582 running a bussiness can be hard but the one payomg others to do the work for him usually is corrupt

[@justforrow]

This is likely satire anyways. I still wonder where he got the money for the whole act though.

[@brentpolk2431]

Wasting money and having no genuine life full of the minimal meaning is something to be jealous of...

[@idontknowhowtonamemychannel]

Guess he failed to pay bills and now is auctioning his stuff. That is why he is shouting out prices for everything.

[@auz6880]

Cry

[@LazyOtaku]

Underrated comment

[@bored1930]

🤣😂🤣

[@banjofangirl3458]

@@auz6880 cope

[@auz6880]

@@banjofangirl3458 cry reject

[@alexd4566]

No way this is NOT a character he’s playing. I would be shocked if this guy acts like this in real life. He reminds me of BroScienceLife

[@MemeRaider]

Damn Bro science life is funny as hell. This guy is nothing like him in terms of my idea

[@Ray-tx2ls]

I wish man. But he literally owns dozens of paintings... of himself. I don't think this is a character.

[@Nikki_the_G]

@@Ray-tx2ls Yeah but say he is rich, he does have money and he's doing a satire of obnoxious rich assholes. BroScienceLife was based on real gym bros by a guy who really is a gym rat, so who knows. It's almost more interesting when you can't tell if it's a troll or not.

[@racermario1881]

Unlike Dom, he doesnt curl in the squat rack

[@halcyonacoustic7366]

Except Dom Mazetti doesn't have a budget lmao

[@dankgankster4100]

“Any man who must say ‘I’m a badass’ is no true badass” -Tywin Lannister probably

[@causally_livin]

lmaoooo

[@JustAnotherNamelessGuy]

im sure that was president Chester A Author.

[@nicholaslake5937]

When Hugh Jackman was in his prime a few years back with Wolverine and Days of Future Past.....totally jacked and making millions of dollars, I don't remember him making videos and calling himself a badass". He was, and no one needed to say it. I doubt Alan Ritchson and others like him do that either. Your words, Lannister-origin or not, are true.

[@ericfieldman]

Don't demand respect, make it and take it

[@MegaDoom101]

No he’s right, this was Tywin, don’t check the quotation.

[@silverwolf813]

I like how the stretching of vertical video in youtube format gives him a Napoléon complex look when he is walking around the penthouse, lol.

[@lokasocba]

"Any man who must say, I am the king, is no true king." That fits quite nicely here.

[@Admiral45-10]

This is one of those guys, whoose penis size is easy to guess...

[@PatrickWDunne]

"If you want to keep talking shit, go ahead" Roger that, chief.

[@Trowelhands]

A "Self-Portrait" is a picture you make of yourself. Getting another artist to draw you is a commission.

[@coastie.]

duhhh hes clearly a badass and an artist smh

[@Jonathannoel7600]

Finally someone points this out. Thanks you

[@dashcamandy2242]

All that money, and he doesn't even have high-school-level education. Sad...

[@bobbuild2417]

This is definitely a "uhm achtchually" moment

[@MYLAR.]

wdym he painted it with his massive jerky stick

[@Over_Tasked]

He’s giving off narcissistic vibes fr

[@darragh2666]

Him talking about how expensive his everyday items are only makes me think he's stupid for being tricked into spending that much money on items that are worth significantly less than that

[@rubyruby7573]

Hey When You Got The Money You Just Don't Think About The Cost Believe Me Women Are Not Gonna Share A Cardbox Under A Bridge With Any Man When A Woman Who Isn't Your Mother Says "i love you" Reply With "turn around don't drown" Because The Only Reason She Loves You Is Because Your Not Living In A Cardbox Under A Bridge Like Most Men

[@darragh2666]

@@rubyruby7573 wtf

[@ezimm1829]

@@rubyruby7573 Ah yes, the incels have come out to say hi

[@Shonda72]

Why bash these people for throwing away money? Let the rich idiots spend too much. We just have to let them rot on their shit once they realize they made a bad decision and try to sell it off, like the crypto miners and graphics cards. Let them rot with their shit.

[@963e5]

@@rubyruby7573 if you live in a card board box you shouldn’t have a women

[@aabahdjfisosososos]

Charlie is the least insecure KZbinr to have ever existed.

[@francoisdubois5977]

Le père de Jacksepticeye n'est pas allé au paradis parce que je fais un meilleur contenu

[@groggyacorn7067]

Except when it comes to his height

[@kyledodson2992]

Non insecure LOL 😂 sorry I had too. He’s very SECURE in his own skin that’s for sure

[@kevindube7096]

the greatest non-insecurity of All Time

[@thetraveledroad1]

@@groggyacorn7067 oh he looks tall. Is he short!

[@abstudios864]

This man is the real-life equivalent of Squidward Tentacles. Putting self-portraits all-around your house is a cry for help.

[@nastynate4916]

At least squidward does it out of a sense of artistry and passion for his hobby. This guy is more like Squiliam

[@abstudios864]

@@nastynate4916 That's true! Maybe the in between the two.

[@darrelsam419]

Even Squidward is more likeable and a better person than this guy.

[@cedricfritz1368]

Anti-lock braking system studios

[@jasmainia6100]

Nah he’s like maxwell from don’t starve without the redemption arc.

[@Southernstar-RHINO]

You can’t buy taste and class.

[@morosonline3000]

This guy is both Dennis and Mac from Always Sunny put together into one guy and given Frank's level of wealth

[@bari2799]

EXACTLY he literally sounds like them😭😭

[@TheCreatorMindSkool]

😭😭😭 perfectly put

[@broadwayzjm5257]

i hate that this makes perfect sense

[@matthewpotts7359]

The insecurity and need to look "badass" of Mac coupled with the pretension and false sense of high class of Dennis lol

[@morosonline3000]

@@matthewpotts7359 exactly haha

[@natelofimusic]

For all those who are wondering, this is what happens when a neck beard troll gets a million dollars and a clean shave

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont Read My Name..

[@francoisdubois5977]

Le père de Jacksepticeye n'est pas allé au paradis parce que je fais un meilleur contenu

[@JohnWick-rh1zz]

It can't be true,he's not fat,he doesn't have a katana and he's not wearing a fedora

[@penizgoblin]

@@dontreadprofilephoto1728 ok

[@BBWahoo]

Too bad he couldn't shave his inner neckbeard

[@SeriousMcnegative]

"A GTA character being controlled by a 13 year old" killed me. You are actually a murderer, Charlie.

[@turnopsverdsen9578]

can’t believe Charlie murdered this guy wtf

[@vroomcar6328]

Charlie isn't gonna read this, shut up

[@shaoyvxn]

this dude is literally like homelander except without super powers

[@NovaStorm93]

this guy sure does seem like a respectful and lovable husband and can care for children and not a total manchild

[@UtahGuns]

3:34 I work in countertop installation, marble isn't as impressive as this dude wants to think. That slab looks like it's miter edge, meaning it's only giving the impression of thickness and in reality if you were to look under it the main piece is thinner than this dudes hair under that hat

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont Read My Name Tho

[@utoober1008]

why do people think marble=rich :l kinda looks like ass when overdone

[@UtahGuns]

@@utoober1008 Quartz looks so much prettier than marble tbh, I guess some people are convinced that the higher the price = higher quality

[@utoober1008]

@@UtahGuns fr, especially quartz with smoked veins that shit looks dope

[@GregorioStyreco]

"This guy looks like Gary V, going through a Phase." That was pretty deep and very effective. You just tackled this man BBC GB style.

[@nathanielwilson8770]

People like this are the reason we still have warning labels on toxic chemicals

[@golddvstwomvn]

I have always stood by the fact that “If you have to convince someone that you are [____], then you are not [____].” So… if you have to convince people you are a badass, you are, by definition… NOT a badass.

[@niiii4134]

@Safwaan bruhh 😭 lmao

[@GrubHuncher]

I used to think like that, but I often felt like my personality was the subject of other people’s opinions. If I thought something about myself that other people denied, it felt like a seizure of my agency as a person. “They all said I’m not X, so now I have to not be X”. Your own opinion of yourself should always be supreme. Belief is a powerful tool.

[@BigChessFan]

@Safwaan Correct. The issue being nobody needs convincing that you arent a cat.

[@MonarchLMC]

He's like a bully that listens to Eminem and punches holes in the wall

[@SnuSnuDungeon]

Man don't diss Eminem like that. He's clearly a Kid Rock Stan

[@chrome6707]

Eminem 🔥🔥 though

[@anjie4197]

Eminem would diss this mf

[@spacecadet_01]

@@chrome6707 lol

[@Holenpense]

@@chrome6707 He sure can rhyme orange with banana too