Alpha Male Tik Tok

[@brogan1393]

alpha is the kid that said bad morning to his teachers every day

[@purpisdus3118]

like

[@TehSeksyManz]

Fuckin gold

[@potatopotatoeOG]

😂

[@davidbeaver21]

I'm gonna like this after someone breaks your 666.

[@Larrysprincess]

And that kid who pretended their lollypop was a cigarette

[@sollismic]

That girl's baby talk gave me so much physical discomfort - that I rather hear plates being scratched by forks.

[@zoop5396]

Exactly what I came here to say

[@zangetsu1597]

had to remove the headphones for that one.

[@rohannagarkar608]

I didn't like it either. For real, what's her @ tho?

[@jezeq]

@sleepy devil its honestly so cringey too i dont know why people even like that shit content

[@gamemage3009]

A true alpha would scratch forks on plates. *With no one around*

[@stonkguy0529]

This guy’s TikToks are like a Mafia City ad.

[@captainzoltan7737]

underatted comment

[@MCF4LL]

based comment

[@holyfrackledang]

this is my least favorite comment

[@lollipop7695]

I also hate this comment

[@ekay4495]

@@holyfrackledang Least favorite???

[@obisfish]

He is the guy that clicks disagree on terms of service and feels like a god

[@icantsleep311]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thiqh]

I do that, I’m a chad alpha male. Be jealous, peasent!!!!

[@MenteMaestra91]

​@@thiqhlol

[@Zooms888]

​@@thiqhI'm trembling just thinking about how cool and scary you are

[@lucky6961]

and would get mad when the app just closes

[@svenyes4078]

This is the guy who never grew out of being the fastest kid in 2nd grade

[@prabhanjankaveri613]

thank you for this comment

[@VolantFool]

BRUH I came to these comments to laugh about the guy in the video, not feel bad about myself.

[@_jimjam_4283]

I was the fastest kid in second grade. Now I've become a virgin again for the second time in my life

[@truecrimerip7936]

This is accurate af

[@acemarshals3211]

Bruh why is this comment sadly true to me:(

[@de341f6]

i literally felt like i was developing a kidney stone listening to her baby talk

[@maple9905]

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder at a comment than this one.

[@inspectorroy3096]

I cringed so hard and my stomach hurt. I think I developed a kidney boulder

[@finalhazard883]

@@inspectorroy3096 I developed a kidney planet.

[@Nantosuelta]

I had to stop the video for about 30 seconds. I was grimacing so hard I thought my face was going to collapse in on itself and form a black hole or something

[@tacticalbarstool3385]

@Joy kidney universe

[@Ozzyless]

The fact that the tik toks are squished makes this 10x better

[@Hornnnnnn]

infinitely better

[@clemencia921]

Fax 📠

[@yunuyfx]

Makes him look like a dwarf

[@satoshimatos6034]

C'mon bro, they're _WIDE_

[@akashva3340]

W I D E

[@perkies]

as a boxing enthusiast i can tell you right now the pure talent and form this man displayed made me shit myself in fear

[@FirstLast-yr9kx]

😂😂😂

[@pepegayang9268]

Really?

[@aquarius3717]

@@pepegayang9268 are you doubting in skills of the Alfa pepegayang9826?

[@Random-sk6hm]

Fr he left his face exposed while punching cos he aint scared to get hit what an absolute CHAD 🔥

[@lucky6961]

those weren't even boxing gloves, those are cheap karate ones

[@alfa9226]

He looks like he has a tantrum every time his wife's boyfriend tell him to go to bed 15 minutes before bedtime.

[@Cinderblock-c7l]

He's basically the Boss Baby but as he grew older, his I.Q went lower than his amount of testosterone.

[@bootybellend2775]

Originality-0

[@batmanv.hendustan7506]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jWqlaYGon7SKmas RICKROLL... OR IS IT?

[@batyrkhanospanov2419]

@@Cinderblock-c7l 😂

[@EpicGamer-fx5yg]

@@batmanv.hendustan7506 Its not

[@jaggelion4301]

Such an alpha male that he didn't even need to leave the house to get a girlfriend

[@StomeAura]

I was drinking water peacefully, you ass

[@Sol-cf9ko]

@@StomeAura lmao

[@astolfo-official]

@Exhilirous *sniff*

[@iplaygames896]

@@StomeAura yup the water is on the ground now.

[@astolfo-official]

@@shrutis makes me think about unholy activities.

[@evanblough7242]

He literally had to make his voice deeper to sound remotely intimidating on the phone call, it was like a kid trying to sound like their dad

[@rhymeswithyetiv2331]

Yo fdr do you have a 3rd New Deal for the alpha males and pickup artists?

[@fingersniff5520]

Is tiktok wheelchair accessible

[@evanblough7242]

god i wish it wasn't.

[@R-H-B]

@@evanblough7242 ☠️

[@localbear9444]

@@fingersniff5520 lmfao

[@canceledcorpse]

2 years later and this still makes me feel like I'm growing a brain tumor

[@Kkarsheo]

3 years*

[@WhereToby]

It’s satire, people think they are Fr so serious

[@theDREADKNIGHT666]

@@Kkarsheo 3 years 10 months

[@battlewormz]

*After filming* Alpha, crying: Was I... Was I manly enough? Her, rubbing his back: No

[@stupididiot9336]

That's some fetishistic shit right there But then again, so is the whole thing

[@optimusburrinktea562]

Her: now get ready for your dock flattening babe:) Him: yes ma’am 😔

[@memenazi7078]

Lmfao that’s exactly it

[@takazacto]

Lmfaoo

[@kira-ph5eh]

Lmao weird fetishes but I'm into that shit

[@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117]

This dude looks like he sings "its everyday bro" at school.

[@rozanfaust2967]

And also sings it out loud on lunch like they think its fucking cool

[@D1BoulZay]

@@rozanfaust2967 same

[@aaudacityyy.]

r/rareinsults

[@ChrrolloDI]

*Dude that only listens to Sicko Mode

[@itsbritneybyotch7471]

Oh god

[@watermeloncoughdrops3408]

My dude looks like he'd fake an injury during a fifth grade soccer match.

[@bepisscrateofmemes202]

I know this was yesterday but lmao

[@nat8695]

@@bepisscrateofmemes202 I know this was 5 days ago but lmao

[@goodestboi7692]

I know this was a week ago but lmao

[@rbvfeehfbudenrj]

I know this was a week.5 ago but lmao

[@rattheeternal7658]

I know this was in 1969 but still funny

[@StarbeanDM]

My timbers are officially shivered

[@cryingcat4864]

this guy probably says "The Alpha" when they ask for his name at Starbucks

[@_af_2821]

Then the cashier writes "loser that thinks he's an alpha because he has a stepsister"

[@gravehify7670]

@@_af_2821 ooooh r/rareinsults

[@jimbridger9424]

and the barista writes "dolphin"

[@sirshrulu3722]

Then the true

[@bucketofchicken8325]

@@jimbridger9424 n o D o l p h i n s A r e S m a r t

[@subhajitkarmakar291]

When his grandmother told him he's a strong man, he took it way too seriously.

[@imalemon3841]

Underrated comment

[@johndough65]

Thus, his mother is the one who said, "I'll be back, I'm going to.....uh, the store for some, um, plastic spoons." never to return home again; just to forget she gave birth to such a douchebag.

[@imthecatking]

lol

[@sgravity4540]

@@johndough65 plastic spoon? Plsss 😂

[@mattc9209]

lol grandma’s big boy!

[@coyotetu]

This must be the guy that keeps beating up Jaystation.

[@azarealm]

😲

[@_af_2821]

Lamo

[@oliviap.1370]

PLSSSSS THIS HAS ME ON THE FLOOR

[@darkdragon5537]

Such manly man he is

[@KDE_OFFTIME]

Underrated comment lmao

[@mentaldavethefirst]

"I really like it when we're being intimate and you pretend to be 5 years old" should be the fastest of ways to end up on a register.

[@lollypopjo1]

This guy literally cannot throw a punch it’s brilliant.

[@yoshiwav]

wrist shatters as soon as it even merely pokes someone’s face

[@burken3113]

Shhh Thats what a beta would say

[@burken3113]

But fr he would prob hurt him self if he ever hit someone

[@serboblfan43]

You are a beta

[@cakti581]

I did taekwondoe for 4 years and he’s pretty pathetic if I say so my self

[@moonshinedown2]

every time he refers to himself as the alpha i physically recoil. its too painful

[@WHYISITALWAYSNOX]

you know what else will make you physically recoil ?

[@Icarusinhischariot]

@@WHYISITALWAYSNOX the baby talk the girl in the video does.

[@kaitlynisnotreal]

Me too

[@tylnozcn27]

Same

[@srealleak7378]

Lol ur pfp

[@melatoninfiend]

This man looks like he gets drunk after drinking a cup of orange juice

[@masterofidiocy6672]

Why is this so accurate

[@pyrate4439]

Lmao

[@melatoninfiend]

@@masterofidiocy6672 I control the universe

[@dontcare4748]

A screw driver...without the screw

[@Michael-tm6vs]

This.

[@aspect7468]

I just have to give some max respect for Charlie, I mean being able to sit through that without even cringing is a better accomplishment then winning the Nobel prize.

[@huejanus6954]

His girl has more testosterone than him

[@user-hf9hf6hw8j]

He looks like johnny bravo

[@robinpatterson9916]

@@user-hf9hf6hw8j Thats an insult to Johnny

[@501stcrusade5]

Rex Offender Johnny Bravo was a chad before chads were cool

[@risaballs]

LMAO

[@MTHSLH482]

girl*

[@FinlandForceTeam]

Girl: "Honey, please can we stop already?" Guy: *A single tear rolls on his cheek* "Please, just one more tiktok"

[@boopthesnoot7483]

Clorox Tree “WhAt ArE YoU DoInG sTeP bRo?”😩

[@kaitlynisnotreal]

😮😆😩😐

[@Geyrider]

@@boopthesnoot7483 Its actually his sister tho

[@perfecthipster4825]

He had us in the first half not gonna lie

[@issammelzi728]

I think it's her account look at the profile pic lol

[@BlazerT48]

That guy punch and kick literally looks like 7 years old trying to imitate the fighting scene of his favorite anime

[@ShabazzTBL]

It makes me want to fight him, not out of anger, but just so he realizes how bad he is before he pisses someone off and gets his shit mixed.

[@ShabazzTBL]

@Graze for his own good before he runs into someone who isn’t as merciful. Unless this is just a persona for TikTok someone is going to fuck him up bad some day. If I get there first maybe he’ll realize that he actually can’t fight and stop behaving like an idiot.

[@abelau854]

@@ShabazzTBL tf

[@Authenticmemes1]

Ayo don’t insult anime like that

[@jaya.regalado5086]

Ken Kaneki He didnt though?

[@mcjoelio-gb]

the aspect ratio whenever he does a tiktok video always makes me laugh

[@farwakhan4423]

These tik toks are all the wattpad werewolf books personified

[@kinare1853]

And episode

[@LynxLycan2]

Yes

[@killjoyer]

More like those gang fanfics

[@minimoon2374]

Right on the money

[@Official_LovesCanary]

Don’t even talk about wattpad 🤢

[@nobodybutmys31f]

Those kicks were so weak it repaired the wall he hit.

[@Stayingrocked]

Funny, did laugh

[@ahliteskittles5694]

Crazy Diamond

[@JianCB2]

@@ahliteskittles5694 No, Fix-it Felix.

[@VladRus_]

We should give him a job at a hospital because he will heal everyone that has physical wounds

[@trihermawan9553]

Its so weak, it deals -1 damage

[@potocto]

Her baby voice is giving me an aneurysm

[@thurqs1938]

Fpf checks

[@justacringymakotoyukifangi8825]

@Agentes In Rebus please send help its been a week theres no ambulance

[@niko587]

sounds like hentai moans ngl

[@Aadhitiya]

@@niko587 bruh, pfp sauce?

[@niko587]

@@Aadhitiya idk i just simp her

[@nobody522]

My dog came downstairs and watched this with me in the basement, while I have COVID. 10/10

[@ashvideoer]

Sounds dope. Get well soon brother

[@zanb590]

Hope you’re feeling better dude 💕🦐

[@codinginflow]

This has to be satire

[@cabracadabra_4256]

God, I wish...

[@someobscuremusicchannel]

a

[@Violet1234]

Coding in flow

[@WittyOriginalUsername]

The fact he called himself “the alpha” in the phone prank video is what made me start thinking it’s just satire

[@unsuspiciouschair4501]

are ya coding son?

[@Mood-xb7yv]

my theory: *The dude is doing this forcefully and the girl is actually the alpha in this story, she hides the guy in her basement untill she wants to do a tiktok with him.*

[@VideoGameManiac8]

my theory: Santa is real

[@xxselenaxx2142]

they're siblings so the possibility that one is being locked up until tiktok time isn't too unrealistic

[@yahdudesboi1261]

Killerbug7 0 they consider themselves siblings, they said it in a tik tok.......

[@low_rise5030]

bold theory

[@w4drone720]

@MAHO NO SHOJO INC. hell yeah, thats a theory i can get behind

[@the_real_monokuma6207]

He throws punches *exactly* how I imagine crocodiles would.

[@user-lb2dz2qp7o]

💀crocodiles💀

[@GargeBarge]

What is this comment

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

I- what? Idk what you’re saying but I agree anyways

[@chrismac1507]

Lmao this makes no sense but also perfect sense

[@ourolclown7702]

Crocodiles punch harder cmon now

[@xiphiasoffishwell4781]

The clip at 7:19 made me cringe so hard I developed a hernia.

[@shelby5809]

"Because that's your name...?"

[@JugglerOfWords]

the acting is so bad Tommy Wiseau just won an oscar......

[@Chickenman_or_batman]

It's worse then I thought it was

[@1972DatsunFairladyZ]

I grew a tumor with that one

[@bepisthebenis5111]

They are literally living a “what are you doing, step bro???”

[@Rish24]

Your pfp matches perfectly

[@letmesleep6056]

"help me stepbro, I'm stuck"

[@BigE_Toad]

Yuuuup

[@melroysojan]

Such an alpha move....

[@markerpeef]

true

[@iamsatire2883]

He is so masculine his facial hair is too scared to show up

[@mewyorkcityf46607]

Lmfao-

[@blk7747]

😂

[@logman1055]

nice pfp

[@speccylimone3684]

I know it's already been said but nice profile pic, love Green Day

[@cnelson1614]

Yes! Thank you, I likes that.

[@macewindu6853]

Alpha is the guy who thinks he won the argument because you misspelled something

[@wasteofgooglesspace]

underrated comment

[@ilikepigeons6101]

-Smartest jedi ever

[@galenmarek4582]

I agree master Windu

[@snappedginger3237]

I was looking for spelling errors in your comment because I thought it'd be funney

[@wasteofgooglesspace]

you forgot the period

[@TheOddMan-]

I'm not a Beta male, I'm a Human male

[@ujjwal5919]

Most real thing heard online 👍

[@RhinestoneBepop]

Why does he seem like that annoying cousin that’s always coming over and using your stuff without asking

[@pleasejustwin3965]

Rhinestone Cowboy I’m pretty sure they are step-cousins

[@subjectory]

@@pleasejustwin3965 what are you doing step-cousin?

[@milesedgeworth132]

He's that cousin who comes over for family parties and only looks at his phone before leaving 2 hours early to go to an acquaintances party to try and get laid.

[@Tzyzz.x]

subjectory eating chips why? Also mom said foods ready so come down bro

[@batmanv.hendustan7506]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jWqlaYGon7SKmas RICKROLL... OR IS IT?

[@georgebush-gaming]

I swear, you have the best and most unique way of roasting people.

[@ry4435]

that’s what gods do

[@ElMango14]

His compliments could roast anybody

[@cosmicats999]

fr tho

[@fatmandirtball4746]

It's like he's complimenting but the better the compliment id the harder it burns Its pure bliss

[@sarahsanchez150]

Facts

[@paninidoesawheelie8257]

As a female, whenever guys refer to themselves as 'Alpha male', my whole nether regions dry up like the Sahara at 1 pm on a hot ass summer day.

[@justbarely_there1293]

Pure poetry.

[@misnomer6345]

U my good lassie should be a poet

[@paninidoesawheelie8257]

@@misnomer6345 bruh, you flatter me thanks😂

[@farithrosh]

Bruh

[@xen9221]

@Hyperion Dionysus nether regions otherwise known as vagina🐵

[@MythicBeanProductions]

You know that this guy would tuck tail and run for the hills if he was faced with a real fight. He's literally the physical embodiment of "My dad is bigger than your dad." This dude is that kid you knew in middle school who always tried to start a fight then made an excuse about why he couldn't fight, then said "yeah that's what I thought." As soon as the other person started to walk away

[@jockkardashian.9407]

Always has two friends with him to "hold him back".

[@ayushjain6991]

“Anyone who has to say ‘I am Alpha’ is no true Alpha.” -Gandhi

[@Sietpo]

Ayush Jain nah man martin luther king said that

[@ИмяФамилия-ю5х7ф]

What about T1?

[@pseudo8613]

Nah i sure lenin is the one who made that statement

[@gri3723]

Didn't mother Theresa say that?

[@David-jd9if]

Its like when charlie said that people who say they're nice usually aren't. The prophecy is true

[@engine426]

this guy looks like a substitute teacher who lost his job cursing at 12 year olds

[@Pawqqit]

thats the real alpha move

[@ihateallthethings2683]

Ben from Ozark?

[@siircartiier]

Man looks like he uses women as objects to flex you his friends but deep down inside he’s a closet homosexual

[@Posterofshithahah]

Bruh this happend at my school but with a female.

[@logancollinz2359]

Engine my class a few years ago had gone through 7 supply teachers that have never wanted to come back and in the note a teacher left it said that there were people saying dildo and anal and the n word, we were 10

[@a2zistoolong448]

This dude is super polite and thoughtful. He never show the dudes he beats up...so as to not shame them. Super Alpha move

[@turtlechamp8325]

Super underrated

[@bettycrustae5518]

S. I. M. P.

[@oldmateaus]

A true alpha doesn’t have tik tok.

[@cupidcakes]

Fax

[@NoGoatsNoGlory.]

I don't have tik tok. I'm not an alpha 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@Kokong]

@@NoGoatsNoGlory.not all without tik tok are alphas, but there are no alphas on tik tok.

[@lsraeIW]

It's hilarious that some people use that word unironically 😂

[@SapienSafari]

So true

[@kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko2420]

"WhY aRe YoU cAlLiNg Me DiAnA" My ears folded themselves in half. I physically cannot imagine enjoying such an ear-grating sound.

[@crystalalumina]

Not only was cringe, but also irritating and ear drum piercing

[@EbilEnemyofBurgerTown]

@@crystalalumina I’d rather have an earrape flashbang grenade than listen to her deafening banshee voice.

[@deliqene3191]

@@EbilEnemyofBurgerTown I'd rather 100 if it meant i would never that that again

[@websiterror44]

I feel like I could watch 100 hours screaming and That "eeeeeeeeeeee" sounds than listen to that annyoying voice.

[@nigeriannoah1664]

Sounds like that girls bad ass boyfriend is hiding another fetish other than baby talk

[@Nat-dz5il]

I think we all know that Charlie is the real alpha, he's just being humble.

[@basedbeans9562]

Like every alpha

[@floatingmango6672]

Facts

And honest as the sun can be seen

[@kibblesnbits3174]

That humbleness is what makes him the alpha among us. That and his beautiful hair and great sense of fashion of course

[@Noobletines]

I mean he is jesus soooo

[@chrisfromsouthaus2735]

This guy's so alpha, he sits in his car for an extra couple of minutes until the 13 year olds with skateboards have gone away.

[@Jay-yuh]

Ooof

[@jolonghthong]

Oooof

[@peripateticguy55]

@@jolonghthong mans edited his oof comment

[@pharaohsoftheeast2204]

@@peripateticguy55 mans edited his mans reply.

[@TheAhMan.]

@@jolonghthong ah

[@NamedNameless1]

If he was really an alpha, he wouldn't need to constantly remind you that he's the alpha.

[@t7916]

My pants did indeed get wet. I was laughing so hard that I accidentally spilled the water that was on my desk.

[@senpai6575]

Underated

[@blackspark55gaming57]

Thought that was going in a different direction 😂

[@robynnhoud]

That went in so many directions

[@ImFromIowa]

@T • Clever. Playing along then curve balling everyone’s mind.

[@emzinay]

you had us the first half ngl

[@elizableu5104]

"Baby talk" makes me drier than a grocery store rotisserie chicken

[@gravehify7670]

°

[@letmesleep6056]

Yesss, so annoying.

[@adnaP_esreveR]

Just chiming in to say that your pfp looks extremely fitting to your comment, lol

[@elizableu5104]

@@adnaP_esreveR because that was my face when she opened her mouth.

[@gamingseagull9321]

For me it gets me drier than Death Valley.

[@hoshiowl8817]

The girl constantly looks like she’s about to burst out laughing.

[@zernox69]

Nobody wants to hear her laugh

[@earlgrey4013]

I would be... this is so stupid

[@kentuximus1097]

I would want to laugh if I was dating a clown

[@N4ughtylus]

Cause she knows it's cringey.

[@jehovahsfitness]

As soon as he pulls his pants down, she will be.

[@senatuspopulusqueromanus2082]

Widened screen just makes it even more hilarious

[@ilaialmog4308]

This is the only guy jake paul is afraid to fight

[@jokuanims3404]

Jake Paul trash

[@jokuanims3404]

I'm just saying jake pauls trash no ruining joke here

[@milkymilk6971]

its too much cringe for Jake Paul and thats saying a lot

[@prince-fj1wd]

yes

[@eazygamebred7980]

I cant take u seriously with a kawhi leonard profile pic and have a minecraft background

[@FloridaMan786]

That's the kid I sold grass to in high school and told him it was weed.

[@ahuman2695]

Really? Lmao

[@stevenwalker8163]

If this is even 1% true, you're my hero.

[@eemansuhail]

@@BugCatt nah we stan short guys 😤😤

[@guzza5375]

@@BugCatt I’m 5.4... dwarves together strong!

[@van5395]

@Baldhina Asnake if your 10 year old niece is taller than 5 foot 3, then she ain't that normal bruv

[@nevaehalonzo9929]

didn’t even bring up that they’re step siblings

[@anbthree786]

Yeah, in the captions it does I watch this vid like 5 times lol

[@mariaantonettelastimosa62]

D I S A P P O I N T ED

[@RecardoGuillermo]

No way...

[@umaryes4473]

Just when you thought it couldn't get any lower eh?

[@gamerstrice4731]

Ngl but I thought they're full on siblings..not from titles or from their account or smth..they just feel like no sane person would spend a second with them

[@2010-g8n]

Bro’s so tough that I bet he orders his McDonalds by himself

[@anotherrandomperson1691]

He “fights“ like every 12 year old trying to act tough, also sweet home Alabama

[@incompetentbozolol.523]

Lol, i wanna just murder this “aLpHa”, and i’m autistic, not helpful with confrontation

[@Danilego]

He fights like Mac from always sunny lol

[@gardenowl1199]

What do you mean like a 12 year olf. As a 12 year old, i throw two things, then curl up in a ball and cry

[@joycekelly5935]

Dont insult the 12 year olds

[@Kyuubey0406]

i mean, i might dodge a single punch and then i’d get cucked and die.

[@Diditallforthexp]

The Alpha fights like he's battling Perry the Platypus offscreen. His form is impeccable.

[@baemax5859]

this is greatest comment I've have seen in a while

[@chasecooper670]

_He’s a bully_

[@analysis726]

He has beamed the entire earth with his betamaleinator

[@lethalchikn7716]

Don’t use Perry’s name in vain

[@soulr3aper81]

🙌ma man

[@Matt-ki5ll]

He punches like a 5 year old when they don’t wanna go to bed

[@belkov5334]

Matt stop right there you will kill him

[@rakeboi21masterofrakes63]

Matt is true alpha male

[@eikegaming123]

Matt is going to destroy the guy

[@cocoaroadto3007]

Ike

[@belkov5334]

he punches like a 5 year old in comparison to 5 year olds

[@OllieM6522]

No shot his ass pulled her. I would assume she’s being held hostage

[@noshway22]

nah with all the baby voice shit theres no way she was finding another dude

[@anaionescu8913]

They're step-siblings, btw. He pulled her because they were the biggest weirdos under their roof.

[@marcellebestbrathwaite8588]

Random people: Smoking when ur pregnant doesnt affect the baby The baby:

[@nick-st7jx]

lmaoo

[@pssdstrer5073]

Yeah, smoking crack apparently

[@AliShaikh-ez8ir]

What baby?

[@mothman8081]

my mom smoked while pregnant with me and all i got was depression :(

[@HunterJs2]

It’s also proof that genetics can account for everything but external damage. His brain is shot but his body continues gaining extra mass to further protect what little grey matter is left.

[@saucemasterflex1420]

her doing “baby talk” sounds like spongebob’s squeaky boots singing again

[@qwertyasdf4081]

Lmao

[@MatyVz]

💀💀💀💀

[@mittycommitspizzatime92]

OH PLEASE, MAKE IT STOP! IT’S THE SQUEAKING OF THE HIDEOUS BABY TALK!!!

[@katrinathekitchen]

Have you ever wanted to throat punch a video? Have you ever wanted to put a screwdriver through someone hundreds, if not thousands of miles away, that you only know of because of an app that promotes narcissism?

[@spacecowboy6743]

xbox 360 monkey icon

[@RealSkelebean]

This guy probably body slams his life size teddy bear and thinks he's the toughest shit around.

[@josephskinner7473]

😂😂😂

[@ChurlzVA]

YO LMAOOOO

[@ThomasRemes]

thats a good one

[@realmajorx3698]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@darkPegasista]

The baby talk cringe hit me so hard that I disassociated with ringing in my ears like it was a damn landmine explosion

[@jacobg6873]

I can’t believe this, that guy couldn’t even talk to the alpha

[@batmanv.hendustan7506]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jWqlaYGon7SKmas RICKROLL... OR IS IT?

[@ripepotato4904]

BATMAN V. HENDUSTAN I really wanted it to be a rick roll lol

[@collinolguin5772]

Dolpheenio G I’m ded

[@shnouth5391]

Well he does have a cute ass girlfriend

[@Arsonire]

@@shnouth5391 simp level: 3 thanks for the upvotes.

[@lxhav0k363]

The fact that it’s stretched makes it 100% more funny

[@clonecoric4140]

Stretched dont you mean wide alpha.

[@aesqueth2815]

wide putin intesifies

[@callikens]

WIDE ALPHA, WIDE ALPHA

[@brandonmacdonald8348]

How did I not notice it was streched?

[@Schmoper]

The alpha male gonna be shivering when he learns about the full-release male

[@mikehall3976]

I'll show you a full release.

[@dylanLC625]

Yea and he'll probably do a full shit-release

[@indorphyyn]

Sigma male mindset

[@pastafarianboi7562]

The Chad DLC Male

[@HappysHobbies]

Underrated

[@thechosenone7875]

Bro probably took one boxing class at the ymca and thinks he’s a UFC fighter now 😂

[@caseymckenna7111]

She’s a good sister.

[@AngryBirdFanMan]

This comment is hilarious

[@lolol1934]

🤣

[@vindicati3769]

@Neverhate Yourhome Hot I-i mean thats nasty bro

[@mildlymild5229]

Welcome to Alabama

[@crystalwu7400]

@@vindicati3769 ayo??-

[@notareptilianiswear.6600]

I didn’t understand the “baby talk” comments, but then it came up in the video and I now welcome the sweet embrace of deafness.

[@biotoxin6280]

Would you like some help because I am willing to join

[@cjgreen4331]

I'm scared

[@nicapwr]

time stamp?

[@ysoriamystique3649]

I literally had to mute everytime there's fucking baby talk

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

@@ysoriamystique3649 same. That entire “why baby talk is good” video I had to lower the volume because wtf

[@lle5068]

Revisiting this video helped me get over my breakup… I needed this to realize being single wasn’t the worst kind of relationship status.

[@jhennyclothing]

Hope ur doing better

[@tripst4r256]

This is hilarious

[@inyourgranmaass3605]

It actually is but is okay tell yourself it's cool to be alone and miserable

[@cherilynsarts8845]

Being single is amazing

[@cherilynsarts8845]

@@inyourgranmaass3605 they can have platonic relationships you know being single doesn't mean they end up alone and miserable.

[@lukasverduzco9493]

I could have sworn there was a video I saw a long while back going over the alpha’s mentality and at one point in the video it was revealed that the alpha and his “girlfriend” WERE LITERALLY RELATED TO EACH OTHER (I don’t remember if they were siblings or cousins) and in the video the alpha literally addressed that fact and didn’t deny it

[@theswaggiestofall]

This dude could fight a blueberry and lose.

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

A blueberry with the skin partially peeled off

[@wavygravy7781]

@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 you just crossed the line, are you trying to kill him?!

[@dimitriwarchief301]

glass joe copuld beat him

[@aslaamo1118]

LMFAO

[@tommyshelby2250]

he could try to fight a gust of wind and get vaporized

[@_lrxd_]

The fact that he's twice as wide as he should be makes him even more alpha

[@point8195]

Yes

[@dumpsterdivingdipwad615]

Yes

[@miaomiaumiaw]

Yes

[@elyazidasri2968]

Wide putin

[@LESTIFISA]

Yet he’s still half as wide as me

[@k.k.r2800]

To make things worse........his girlfriend is his step-sister.

[@xenonbreakout]

really surprised no one mentioned this sooner

[@fingleberry9641]

wait is this confirmed???

[@emrahalien2972]

you gotta go family without being able to get real people.

[@badsportblack1445]

Eee

[@kroh7742]

Game-end me

[@jackryan4313]

Had to come back for seconds. This video is golden. I can't help but quivering in my shoes while beholding this alpha showing off his fighting moves. Jesus I'm scared

[@introverted_cinnamonroll9401]

This mans looks like he would cry if a 4 year old called him "soft", or "ugly"

[@stoner3192]

i bet his kindergarten mates do that

[@honq8792]

@QuartzPeach you take that racial, sexist, evil, anti-poggers hellspawn of a word back

[@honq8792]

@QuartzPeach understandable have a great day

[@jizou1581]

@@stoner3192 I would too kids are honest

[@kaitlynisnotreal]

Lol

[@oneofegoraptorschins4422]

He's like a weeaboo that has never seen an anime before

[@chai4412]

👌

[@somedudecalled1026]

👌

[@savedtheworld6755]

👌

[@nopex9449]

👌

[@gamilith]

👌

[@_g_520]

Her “BaYbEe ToLK” sounds like if marge Simpson and Minnie Mouse had a child and that child is choking on a fucking wrench 🔧

[@theplastikov2285]

Oddly specific but agreed.

[@_g_520]

@@theplastikov2285 lol

[@sapphifurywhomsloveislivid697]

Like~wise

[@oakoe188]

“Choking on a fucking wrench” Thank fuck kill it

[@_g_520]

@@oakoe188 I agree

[@LegionCommand]

“Any man who must say ‘I am the king’ is no true king”

[@IamAmygdala]

Chad Of House Lannister

[@meridianultra9223]

Coronavirus will end the day Charlie uses the right aspect ratio for his clips

[@sanderognedal8459]

Mobile gang?

[@notapplicable1147]

So it wil never end

[@metro3030]

Then we are truly doomed.

[@KeanuOR]

Then all is truely lost.

[@renclave]

Or when he gives a proper outro and me a chance to say bye instead of a "thats about it" and disappearing from my life all of a sudden like my mother.

[@Sigyd]

I have never retracted harder than when she went full baby talk mode. That was somehow more unattractive than a full-grown adult man insisting he's an Alpha.

[@cargbin]

she is the queen of the xbox squeakers

[@butterdog8485]

did you know they are siblings? lmao

[@sometimesidreamaboutsatori]

@@butterdog8485 w h a t

[@butterdog8485]

@@sometimesidreamaboutsatori i watched someone elses video on them they are siblings lmao

[@darrenr49]

@@butterdog8485 i guessed that about half way through this. i think that wierd fake kiss gave it away

[@mrstealyourdonkey6296]

He’s the kind of guy who makes out with his reflection while crying

[@Ziqrul]

damn...

[@thepineappleman4442]

damn...

[@denizegesalan4508]

damn...

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa9268]

damn...

[@capturescaptures8157]

damn...

[@mrlegobatman6741]

His tiktoks are like the level 1 crook and level 100 mob boss mafia city ads

[@Innoventions]

Dude probably can't even kick ice under the refrigerator.

[@thunderocker343]

Hahaha!

[@landenx]

Bruv😂

[@protoman1214]

Ok this comment was brilliant. But do people actually do this??

[@masky1147]

protoman1214 idk ive never done it tbh

[@thebakeddonut2038]

I have been discovered! I thought this was a global secret that only a few chosen had the honour of discovering... Quickly my brothers, let us retreat to kick ice cubes under fridges another day!

[@pradyumnsingh7401]

I like how he just butchered the aspect ratio of the clips

[@ElaineAeris]

I love it too... it’s just like not even worth the effort lol

[@nicolasfierro2143]

Naw dude the alphas shoulders are just that wide

[@-fv]

cant be an alpha without a 5:3 aspect ratio

[@ester7164]

*wide alpha*

[@cloutman6033]

They didn’t deserve decent quality.

[@Eggy-]

That baby talk was so painful that even hell looks like heaven.

[@EbilEnemyofBurgerTown]

Doomguy approves

[@kingpenguin5825]

@@EbilEnemyofBurgerTown Isabelle approves as well

[@marshallclark4956]

Dude I just took off my headphones for that

[@NeoNovastar]

I want to gouge my brains out

[@martinfreemon7134]

You sound as if you know what hell and heaven looks like. Which is terrifying.

[@Kane_vl1577]

He Looks like the child of Fred from scooby-Doo and Draco Malfoy.

[@siyacer]

He's such an alpha, he constantly worries about his stepsister being stolen

[@japijo6554]

lol

[@aor3394]

SAAANS??

[@frieswilliams9199]

😂😂😂

[@trenton227]

Ah Nani!!?

[@Jason-xm8ck]

is it legit his step sis

[@dubio8903]

I feel like he was bullied in school and this is his way of “coping” or some shit

[@ammagon4519]

Then he made it worse for himself lol

[@xedjflowx]

Lol this should be top

[@Lancehendrix813]

Mr Jameson its only been an hour

[@aerophone3424]

As someone who was excluded from everything in school. I am offended that you box him with me

[@firstnamelastname498]

@thebroken 6 what

[@cristianzamora4332]

Bruh when this man took the phone and said “who is this“ He sounded like a playstation 2 henchmen trying to hype up his boss before getting shit on

[@swaggydragon]

LMFAO UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@kaitlynisnotreal]

Lol

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

I read it right before I heard it and holy shit the image was placed into my head before it happened 😂 it was perfect

[@km099]

Why is this so accurate? Lmao

[@andrewtim1989]

Imagine explaining to the escort that this is what she's going to be doing 😂

[@mghandour7970]

As a female with an actually high pitched voice that I can’t control (puberty never blessed me), this girl makes my head wanna retract itself into my body.

[@ester7164]

she sounds so much better when she's not doing the baby voice

[@SpagettiSpeltWrong]

*𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗲𝘇𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗴𝗴𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝘃𝗹𝘆*

[@asura7941]

It sounds like new shoes that are squeaky

[@mghandour7970]

@@asura7941 NOOOOOO

[@mghandour7970]

@@ester7164 agreed tho

[@The.throngler]

This "man" probably goes to the gym, does some stretches, and leaves !?

[@SG-fu3xk]

Probably uses the 5lb weights to flex on girls

[@giantclaw138]

He's the guy who does a full dance routine on the rowing machine

[@dendenmushi5458]

I wish i can be alpha

[@leftygaming4522]

Goes to the gym to perv on people stretching whilst eating pizza at his local planet fitness*

[@aaelofi7025]

Quick someone get it to 1k!

[@langyuan4945]

This man is so alpha the resolution had to be stretched to show his full raw size

[@chasey4069]

Wide Alpha

[@Datadog-1]

I’d love to see a candid video of this guy getting into an argument with another guy. He’s just be apologizing profusely until he gets knocked out