This Man Will Never Get A Date

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[@craftydingo]

I feel like this girl just dodged being the victim of a murder.

[@Dginny865]

You never know, he could’ve seen her and not the other way around and murdered her that way

[@aheenobarbushenocied9880]

Well said

[@A_Ducky]

Harvester of organs 💀

[@AaronChristopher869]

Fr

[@Freia329]

@@A_Ducky Well, he is a 'doctor' of course. His brain just thinks on a much higher level so she just wouldn't be able to understand why he has to take her left kidney.

[@saturnstorm85]

She didn't just dodge a bullet. She dodged a heat seeking missle. Then she dodged the entire war.

[@blink182sucks]

Caught a fkn cannon ball wit her hand and chucked it back

[@lilusagi4992]

@@blink182sucks Hit the Kung Fu Panda 2

[@roycethompson3161]

Insanely boring comment. Ludicrously overused. Few things are more overused in comments about bad relationships.

[@bigdubya001]

She canceled more than one date. She also canceled a series of dates in court lol

[@nerdyfoxes8000]

@@roycethompson3161Insanely boring reply. Ludicrously overused. Few things are more overused in replies about "bad" comments.

[@erikustinov]

This guy really is a doctor. He cured my low self esteem in less than 10 minutes

[@emperoreggr0ll961]

King. You're more than enough in this world, and you deserve good things. Always remember that 💪

[@loli_cvnt5622]

You go, Erik! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@WeebVibes]

Underrated comments be like

[@D3ckstr]

You’re very handsome Erik

[@cookiedoughbro5252]

I would like to say you’re looking pretty beautiful today erik

[@SciFyerGaming]

The fastest way to lose a girl or really anyone, whether it's romantic or just a friendship, is to begin insulting them and talking shit. The fact that this guy had such little self-awareness that he continued to harass her and ask if they were still going on a date after insulting and borderline threatening her is mind-blowing.

[@kp68420]

Oh, thanks stranger, now I know that harassment repels people from you🤓

[@rorschach5510]

@@kp68420 what.

[@kiya_ki260]

oh yeah this was so philosophical, the fastest way to lose a girl is to harass her this is so smart

[@yageruoy8109]

It’s really unbelievable how many people do this and then they wonder why people don’t want to be near them

[@velvetbees]

As Charlie analyzed his creepiness, it was a bit overwhelming.

[@austin_mizukage5833]

You're giving him too much props he's not bad at online flirting he's bad at being a normal functioning human

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name..😑

[@krisz9976]

@@GriffinZambia okay i wont

[@iktekamasya]

dude probably has “all women are the same💔” in his bio

[@airstuck3929]

He is bad at online flirting 100%. He didnt show a single moment of any functioning braincapacity.

[@Omnipotentpunch03]

@@iktekamasya indeed lol

[@Slappaccino]

This dude hit rock bottom and was still trying to dig. He somehow said and did all the wrong things in a single conversation like it was a checklist.

[@primalcode3057]

same

[@viderevero1338]

He’s like an Anti-Casanova.

[@dudearlo]

Even had a date :0

[@easiesteevee2532]

he forgot death threats, showing her address and a picture of her through a window. So it wasn't all there rofl.

[@vanhoot2234]

achievement unlocked?

[@saulgoodman5611]

Not a dating expert but I'm pretty sure saying you were going to see another girl on the day of the date only makes them want to leave even more

[@Veibru]

I think optimal thing to do would give that impression without directly saying. If she senses that you are giving that information purposefully, its pretty much game over with any sane or datable girl.

[@ana-nim]

Some guys really believe that women want a guy that other women want. Not true at all but someone on the internet convinced them so now they are doomed to play game "fck around and find out".

[@MeeSeeksAndDestroy]

he is using guy logic on a woman. guys love the idea of "stealing" a girl so they may get competitive when a girl says she has another date. women are NOT out here fighting for dong, dong is a watercup at a fast food joint, free, available, and readily given. you cant STEAL a watercup. it MAJORLY backfired for him to think she would want to fight off an imaginary competitor for him

[@TheNinja94a]

@@VeibruIf someone I’m tryna date gives off any idea that they doublebooked, Imma just think they’re an asshole.

[@TheNinja94a]

@@MeeSeeksAndDestroyIf a woman says they doublebooked and that makes a guy want her even more, that’s a guy who should want a lot better for himself.

[@al3617]

Made the mistake of binge watching all the creepy dude videos here. As a man, it honestly terrifies me a bit that there's so many people out here like this who convince themselves their borderline psychotic behavior is justified and appropriate.

[@PlayshotKalo]

The problem is, all the "dating" advice available out here isn't aimed at building honest and genuine relationships with people. They take advantage of desperate young people who don't really have experience let alone have social interactions with the opposite sex. Desperate people are the easiest people to scam out their money and these dating gurus capitalize off it. Both men and women are getting 💩 advice online and making themselves even more unlikable to the opposite sex

[@teddy-beargamer6385]

Welcome to the hell that is dating as a woman. This is depressingly common, unfortunately.

[@CodPatrol]

Nobody in this video is showing psychotic behaviour mr conspiracy man, don’t make mountains outta nothin

[@CodPatrol]

Psychotic bros acting like it’s to catch a predator series finale

[@CodPatrol]

@@teddy-beargamer6385 must be tough getting dates every 10 minutes, the weight of the world 😓

[@thebackrow4247]

I love every time Charlie covers a subject like “creepiest guy ever” and “this man will never get a date” and the thumbnail is just his face

[@gaeborg]

Bruh damn i just realized

[@xpertrex5991]

Maybe he’s trying to say something

[@ahlikx6295]

he just like me frfr

[@cardbored4542]

He's been paying off his "Girlfriend" this whole time.

[@bobobsen]

@@ahlikx6295 frfr tru on a stack bruh

[@jyotshak]

The scariest part is if he didnt ask the birth control question, she would actually have been on a date with this creep.

[@lj0727]

Ugh this literally terrifies me... because online dating is exactly like this... like the guy could be the most fucked up person ever but putting on a false face.

[@henstar337]

This is 900% reddit karma mode fake.

[@FriendlySniperYT]

@@lj0727 Not all online dating is like that. Sometimes it is, you're right on that, but i feel like it isn't fair to say it's "always" like that. Have a good day

[@peds9260]

@@FriendlySniperYT I think they mean "always like this" in the sense that you never know if the nice person you're talking to online is actually the creepiest living thing in person. you're always taking a gamble when you meet strangers online. always

[@FriendlySniperYT]

@@peds9260 That's true

[@binarydark4811]

This made my soul cringe. If someone were to tell me that I'd magically get a girlfriend by doing exactly what this guy did, I'd rather be single forever.

[@mdor5006REAL]

same

[@mr.warlight9086]

Someone did. Just be yourself man. That guy was being himself and look what happened? As long as you're not an extroverted freak, you should be fine ;3

[@conswan57]

“Are you on birth control” dawg😭😭

[@FluffySylveonBoi]

It all began because she refused to answer a simple question xD

[@beke2672]

@@FluffySylveonBoibro what.

[@Zampedzazzy]

Imagine sliding in a guys dms with “have you had a vasectomy?”

[@sora4222]

Omg I love this comment. I swear if some girl asked me this I would not be able to get off the floor laughing in weeks.

[@dopaminecloud]

"Wanna find out?" ye can't win against guys on creepo factor

[@concept5631]

@@dopaminecloud Yep

[@guccidonbuzzflightyear4440]

Id say nah but I’m batting 1000 in pullout

[@miguelpadeiro762]

@@dopaminecloud "Sure I'll bring the surgery kit"

[@JK7H]

Surprised he didn't tried the : "Sorry, my little brother wrote those" smooth move

[@oliverlandry3510]

This comment does not have the recognition it deserves 🤣🤣🤣 The birth control thing looked too sincere for a little brother prank tho

[@taiyorenai7690]

IKR that does seem like something he’d try in a desperate attempt to recover

[@oliverlandry3510]

@@taiyorenai7690 that shouldve happened before the freakout. his mind is too advanced tho so he skipped that step.

[@tonyh6194]

My friend took my phone

[@charlesleist552]

Almost liked, but you have 420 and I can mess that up. Nice.

[@Collielord]

"Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory" one of my favourites

[@mr.warlight9086]

What victory? That relationship would have been doomed from the start.

[@mrconfusion87]

​@@mr.warlight9086For some men, anytime they stick it in a woman's "holes" is in itself a "victory"! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Nehauon]

@@mr.warlight9086the small glimpse of hope that was as brief as my weekend

[@seleniumhexafluoride6683]

I was on tinder once. First guy to text me asked me if I wanted to get pregnant I was like bruh this is the first conversation we've started and you asked me that I was 19 at the time 😭

[@Eswarramesh2428]

jesus damn, some dudes are weird and insane lmao. Like how delusional are these men to think that any woman would actually want to end up with someone who is seriously batshit insane? Honestly, I am not very good with women but atleast I won't go that far and creep someone out. If I am being honest with myself, I think in the past I may have come off as slightly needy and weird but I realized how unattractive that shit was and stopped doing it Edit: I am absolutely ashamed at how I used to be in the past lmao

[@antonygoedhart4798]

Well you can't just leave us hanging like that, what did you respond with?

[@seleniumhexafluoride6683]

@@antonygoedhart4798 lmao I was practically speechless I basically told him that I didn't want to be pregnant at 19

[@xro1983]

She wants to be pregnant at 20!

[@seleniumhexafluoride6683]

@@xro1983 nah bro I'm 20 rn I still not mentally mature enough I also don't like kids anymore the sensitive gen z kids ruined that 😭

[@potentiallydownright]

they say chivalry is dead, but look at this absolute specimen of a gentleman. his charisma is so utterly grandiose

[@doodle4816]

Damn, the bots have no chill.

[@angryman6268]

fr he could turn me gay with his charm

[@Whey20]

@@doodle4816 honestly

[@stare4539]

LoOool

[@fatmanpez]

At first I read that as "His charisma is utterly Grindhouse", which those lines honestly were. . .

[@nathedits4963]

As a doctor, I can confirm the "Birth Control Joke" is a classic.

[@LTD538]

Yeah, I hear it all the time and it never fails to make me laugh.

[@yuuji3795]

My doctor cracks that joke all the time, never gets old i tell you

[@Sara-ko7rn]

For real. My surgeon told me that joke too, no need for anasthesia when I already died laughing

[@nickcunningham6344]

Are you on birth control? _Ba dum tss_ _Seinfeld laugh track plays_

[@PomPomPlush]

He's a doctor too, his brain thinks at a much higher level than yours or the average person

[@smolboi7092]

This man is going through all the Skyrim dialogue options right now seeing what'll get him laid and it's just not working

[@charmandyorton006]

Man's just sent the most rapey danger signals possible, understandably creeped the recipient way out, and then used every excuse and guilt-trip possible to deny any repercussions of his initial stalkerish impressions. That is legitimately the most "milady" niceguy behaviour I've ever seen, and despite any attempts to sucker her back, he is his own worst "sucker-er".

[@monarkev]

He went through all stages of desperation for getting a woman -Saying he’s rich -Saying he’s desirable -Getting mad in hopes of being a bad boy -“I’m so much smarter than you” -True desperation

[@nicocchi]

Don't forget "my mom died"

[@cloud9979]

-Claiming he has other women ready to take her place

[@venipunkture]

-he insinuated he is capable of harming her

[@Apple-ei1ms]

@@nicocchi I bet he works as a plumber but calls Himself rich Wow, I just searched up plumber salary. Its actually pretty good. Maybe I should be a plumber too🤨

[@jk4681]

@@Apple-ei1ms Plumbers make good money though?

[@bigchonkerraccoon5046]

This doesn’t make me feel better about myself. This makes me horrified at the thought that there are a lot of people like this. They have jobs and vote and shit.

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name😎

[@laureneighmy3306]

There are a lot of people like this - and they look just like you and me

[@GodlordBazi]

@@GriffinZambia Don't tell me what to do! Also, nice guitar cover there, man. :

[@danielporras5406]

yah, but the real horror here is that he's apparently a doctor.

[@vaalence9043]

This guy definitely does not meet the requirements to have any sort of job.

[@kel-A-3414]

She didn't block him after he told her the lie about the double book and called her a psycho??? The girl is such a nice angel lmfao 😭😭😭. I kept watching and the more i see, the more i realize how sweet the girl was. I'm still befuddled she didn't block him💀💀

[@FUJISAN992]

What. A. Specimen. I can picture Guillermo del Toro keeping him in a little private zoo: "Yes, this is my incel."

[@heisenberg879]

This man is like the special forces of having no game

[@hunacean]

I mean he is still talking to a girl, way ahaed of me

[@spike5499]

LMAO

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name..😑

[@pikosapikos13]

I guess then that I belong to the "Forever Single Virgins" special forces, lmao.

[@Syncrotron9001]

hi

[@Chas-OTE]

This dude didn't just bring a shovel to dig himself a hole, he brought an entire construction crew.

[@Jopeth23]

More like, he brought a whole mining crew.

[@MoonwalkerWorshiper]

Construction crews don't dig holes, they construct things.

[@shonw2318]

Dude brought a whole ass fleet of excavators and bulldozers

[@nerdyfoxes8000]

@@MoonwalkerWorshiper He's outta line, but he's right. The man brought 10 of the world's top demolition experts to blow a hole the size of Texas for him to lay in

[@theproblemmustbeinyourpant5910]

With dynamite and everything

[@ThatGirlMisty]

My favorite bit of this is when he tries to explain it away as because he's a doctor, his brain thinks at a much higher level than others. Like yeah, he can't even apologize for a bad joke without insulting her again 😂

[@justsomeguy2825]

Kudos to the girl for sticking around as long as she did. Most women on dating apps will block you after a bad line. But here she is watching this guy unravel bit by bit and still sticking up for herself.

[@314rft]

And also explaining why she's turning him down in the extreme off chance he might learn from his mistakes.

[@nekosalad8308]

she should have blocked him when he got that insecure about her canceling the date imo. i dont know why she stickied around. i think she should have explained that she is uncomfortable because he made shitty jokes and went insane afterwards and just move on with her life

[@ashleygonzales8254]

Yeah I was thinking she really must’ve liked him because he would’ve been out of my face after I let him know the date is cancelled.

[@wadabid6165]

​@@nekosalad8308fr it's as easy as a block and move on. Some people claim this type of people creates them trauma and stuff, so we should teach them how to block, since sadly we aren't capable of fully stopping this type of people from existing, weirdos will always exist

[@A_Random_Rat]

Charlie’s comment section and most of his fans after looking at the title: “He could be talking about any one of us”

[@sandianexpress1198]

I.e me

[@KindaEducated]

HE COULD BE YOU HE COULD BE ME

[@TheRealHimikoToga]

Never heard words more true

[@halfandhalf3837]

Hoping to God it's not me

[@blyat8832]

yeah, he could be talking about you too

[@butterspike680]

I'm honestly glad he said the "birth control" thing. If things didn't go bad, maybe she wouldn't have known his true nature right away.

[@CarpetHater]

I dont really get the joke, is it like a rape thing?

[@deonsockwell4644]

He wants absolutely nothing but sex.

[@thomasturner1065]

@@CarpetHater if you mean the birth control "joke" said by the guy in the video, I don't think it was a joke actually pff he just played it off as one. If you mean the comment up there, though, they're saying "it's a good thing he said something so blatant _and_ that it didn't go well or else things probably would've gotten really bad," since (judging off his messages) he's really toxic

[@thomasturner1065]

Oh, I reread your comment - I'm pretty sure it's not that; it's a sex thing I believe. I could be wrong but I think he's trying to ask in a roundabout way if they can have sex

[@CarpetHater]

@@thomasturner1065 Oh, well asking for sex isn't that bad, he was actually being really careful about it. His reaction to being rejected later on though was on his part though.

[@RealRushinRussian]

I'm in disbelief at how this gets worse and worse and worse with every message he sent

[@Forest_V19]

“Are you on birth control” before the FIRST date is insane lmao

[@STEVOBRADING]

He played all the cards at all the wrong times. He not only mentioned his money, shifted the blame, belittled her, but even pulled the "someone I know died" card.

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name..😑

[@juuuuuuno_7]

You know, there really never is a right time to play some of those.

[@victor717_]

Was only 1 card away from summoning Exodia😭

[@thechoseone456]

@@victor717_ He's probably wanting to be the very best, like no one ever was!

[@GabbaaGhoul]

it’s creepy dude bingo!

[@alsmith9853]

I like how she turned his BS back on him. "If you have an alternative date lined up with another girl, go on that and enjoy it". His needy panic ratchets up further as he realises such a childish response wasn't such a good idea.

[@MoonwalkerWorshiper]

All he's good for is lying anyway.

[@afridnishad6617]

@@MoonwalkerWorshiper nah he bad at that too, thats the point op made. Hes good at being bad at everything should be the conclusion here

[@MoonwalkerWorshiper]

@@afridnishad6617 Spot on.

[@tomsmith6513]

The girl was quite rational, and yet he's accusing her of being petty and immature. Many of his messages were him projecting.

[@cosmicreef5858]

That was not the only problem so him not adding that line would not change a thing about the outcome.

[@bunsenn5064]

I feel slightly better about myself knowing this guy exists, because that means no matter how bad I get, the bar is always lower.

[@mr.warlight9086]

Let's be honest. You would be just as low as that guy had you not seen how horrible it looks. At some point in your life, that's you as well.

[@MikkelL03]

As a person diagnosed with borderline i gotta say this mans moodswings are even wild to me.

[@maciknight4767]

NO FR 🤣 i need to know what illness this man has

[@Nolinator1]

The funny thing is that he actually HAD a date with her somehow and just completely blew it in like a second.

[@DeepEye1994]

Can I see the source?

[@poison2285]

@@DeepEye1994 use your brain tf?

[@__DY__]

@@DeepEye1994 1:05 she said she’s canceling the date they had set up.

[@localburnout_3408]

^ There’s your source

[@ginogatash4030]

I'm curious to see te texts before the birth control question honestly.

[@neroidius6915]

This guy ain’t the CEO of virginity, he’s the entire board of directors, even the janitor who can’t clean up the mess

[@robertgray1811]

He IS the company

[@palomaelegante]

@@robertgray1811 queso

[@UnknownOps]

He was the grandfather of this industry, the one who pioneered being a virgin.

[@YourOnlyEnemyGaming]

@@robertgray1811 company? This dude makes up the entire virgin economy

[@ktbecstasy]

@@YourOnlyEnemyGaming Economy??? He's the Entire Virgin Universe

[@domelliott-xy3hg]

My tinder go to is “is this when I propose?” has a 80% reply rate after that you just gotta keep cooking 😭

[@zoey4881]

Watching normal people with maturity and decency breaking down and analysing these crazy people and their actions is so satisfying and even stress relieving. Like watching the bloopers of a horror movie that scared you.

[@MisterVercetti]

"Dude, chill out, it's just a joke." "Do you know how much money I make?" "Fine, your loss. I don't want to date a psycho anyway. ...please call me?" "You're just not smart enough to understand my sense of humor!" "My mom died, for reals, please pity me." Ah, yes, all five components needed to summon Exodia the Psycho Boyfriend, assembled in record time. Truly a speedrun for the ages.

[@LumemDH]

From Exodia the Forbidden to Exodia - Psycho Boyfriend… is this an evolution or a devolution?

[@hopelessrom4ntic884]

@@LumemDH Exodia the Psycho Boyfriend - If you draw all 5 pieces of Exodia the Psycho Boyfriend, you immediately lose your date

[@mammothinternal945]

Those aren't just components of a psycho. They're tactics of abuse.

[@meme13100]

Forgot the " I have another woman ready to replace you anyway" card

[@texasbeast239]

Guy sounds so conflicted he might sing song lyrics like: "I say, "I hate you, " we break up, you call me, "I love you""

[@sometechydude2324]

If this guy actually is a doctor, then this is a prime example of the fact that having academic intelligence doesn't mean you have social intelligence

[@gm6393]

The scariest thing is some of these guys seem completely normal until they feel the slightest semblance of rejection from a woman they’re interested in.

[@paigemosher8697]

Calling it right now, he's not a doctor. He just pulled that out of his ass to try to score. Real doctors don't have the time to be playing these kinds of games.

[@garybuttherissilent5896]

@@paigemosher8697 You never know, he could be.

[@boredom7691]

@@garybuttherissilent5896 Doctors know that just because they're doctors, their brains aren't immediate higher functioning than everyone.

[@DisDatK9]

@@paigemosher8697 I don’t know, if he was a gynecologist surely no women would want to see him, so he’d have plenty of free time.

[@username25o9]

To tell someone you thinking on a higher level than them and still thinking they are going to want to go on a date is just mind boggling.

[@monkeyearcheese420]

This is honestly scary. I have daughters and I really worry about what they will have to deal with

[@myvioleta_]

actually, there are six stages of grief 1: denial 2: anger 3: bargaining 4: depression 5: -acceptance- *attempted rebound* 6: repeat

[@___dmsk]

yes

[@kermitthefrog9719]

Death

[@bensoncheung2801]

👻💬

[@robertonome2448]

sigma grief

[@robertbernard7844]

That's no six stages, that's the circle of grief

[@ursaminor9780]

This guy was talking down to a woman over her not getting a “joke”, yet his brain is getting utterly scrambled in response to silence.

[@SnobySnowProd333]

yea like we get it’s a joke but not a big deal to get worked up over a person not getting how the joke was funny

[@thehale_]

@@SnobySnowProd333 He probably wasn’t even joking though lmao

[@thedeviouspanda]

@@thehale_ Probably not. He probably thought it was a totally good way to decide if he needed to slip a condom in his wallet for the date.

[@isaacbuiltdifferentRL]

@@thehale_ he’s agreeing with the original comment

[@friedpotato6037]

@@isaacbuiltdifferentRL and his just stating faxx

[@AmaterianAngel]

I had a guy like this and it went of for about a year. he'd randomly pop up asking when we were catching up for that drink and I'd of course say "Never". He'd then get whiny and then call me an idiot for not wanting to meet him cose he was so amazing. The silence for a few months and then "so when we catching up for that drink?"

[@panther189_]

If he just said "ok i understand" after she cancelled the date he mightve got a 2nd chance down the line🤣sadly hes to crazy

[@corncobbob2326]

how do u know for a fact? don't get me wrong that would be better than what he did here. it's just that sometimes that second chance doesn't happen. so how do you know for sure? and how do you secure it?

[@panther189_]

@@corncobbob2326 well i said "might've" . as for him trying to get a 2nd chance he should just lay low for a minute & accept the fact she doesn't wanna go on a date. Then go back to doing everything she liked about him prior to his fuck up. The fact that she kept messaging him back tells me she wouldve stayed in contact with him if he didnt keep fucking up

[@HinanaweedTeshno]

"Don't take no for an answer" is easily the most toxic pick-up artist lesson they teach. Sorry but once a potential date has said no, that's final. This isn't a fucking Hallmark movie where you can keep pushing and eventually win them over, that shit comes off rapey and murdery far far sooner before it comes off charming and cute.

[@concept5631]

Swear to Christ, Hallmark movies are just traditionalist conservative propaganda.

[@localmemedealerinyourarea497]

Amen brother

[@MakaylaHatesYou]

To be fair, I was definitely going down that path of toxicity by trying to win people over and it definitely wasn't as romantic as I thought it was, it was creepy and abusive. I'm so glad that I realized that now and I changed. No definitely means no, not "try harder".

[@kereal2591]

I disagree my parants got married after my mom said no multiple times, but my dad kept pushing to finally win a date, and actually meet her properly. They are now happily married for 15 years already, so being persistent is good sometimes.

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

@@kereal2591 exceptions aren't the rule

[@smoocharoo]

I gotta say, as a nurse, I definitely believe this guy could be a doctor.

[@PYR0NinjaPXG]

Especially a new doctor, their egos could be observed from orbit

[@ChopperRead-qb8oe]

That makes me nervous thinking I could have someone like this as a doctor. Dude sounds like a serial killer.

[@jacobbellamy7640]

He could also be claiming to have a PhD. I do actually have one but I think id be pretty reluctant to add that to my dating profile or mention it early on just in case they immediately start thinking I might be a compulsive liar.

[@adj789]

oh no

[@smoocharoo]

@@jacobbellamy7640 oh for sure. I get this one a lot at work: "I'm a doctor." "Oh, in what?" "English..." Typically when arguing about meds lol. Not saying all doctors are assholes or anything, just that it's definitely believable

[@richardsaid973]

"I'm a doctor my brain thinks at a much higher level than yours or the average person" Are you sure about that 😂

[@TheWahab2002]

I love how the thumbnail is just Charlie insinuating that he is the man that will never get a date

[@ililililil8385]

Pro tip: When a dude asks that and says it's a joke RIGHT after he gets the wrong reaction, it's 100% not a joke. Dude spilled all his skill points in medical science leaving none for charm or charisma.

[@zedaf872]

Haha fallout

[@hexational3028]

he chose the worst dialogue options

[@RabRabNZ]

i dont want this munter doing any sort of medical procedures on anyone let alone a woman

[@Rahat-tw8vg]

If he's actually a doctor that is

[@djoakeydoakey1076]

Dr could be a lie though, that's what narcissists do.

[@BamitzSam711]

As someone who worked for a Doctor, here's a real quick reason why you can tell this man is NOT a doctor... Any doctor who is able to secure a night off of work for a date that gets canceled, doesn't whine like a literal 12 year old. He fist pumps the air and is excited for a full nights sleep without having to be on call.

[@wil.d_sage]

Oh he’s definitely a doctor. Just like he definitely had two girls double booked on the same night 😂

[@Cipher_Paul]

Yeah, I guess it must be like that 😂

[@antonionotbanderas9775]

@@wil.d_sage Just like his mom died recently 👍 ok dude

[@in_sun4746]

If he is a doctor then he's probably got a phd in some random bullshit

[@invisibleman7971]

Facts

[@custardpup6385]

She was far more generous with him than I would've been by gracing him with actual responses. I have absolutely no patience with unstable people like this who give me the biggest red flags when I hardly know them, I would;ve just called him an embarassment and blocked him. That being said, I'm glad he was exposed for the lunatic he is.

[@KarlRF_]

I love how his videos names are just “This guy is pathetic” or “This guy will die alone” and it’s just a picture of him lol!

[@HaloJumper7]

His self-awareness levels are through the roof. What a Chad Sigma Doctor.

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name.😑

[@agarion101]

Thats *Chad-Alpha-Sigma-BetaLess doctor* thank you very much

[@oculusquest2460]

@@GriffinZambia reported

[@no-lifenoah7861]

yeah, through the roof of the apartment below him

[@realshrigmat1d390]

@@GriffinZambia ok

[@Fluck_Flutch]

I never understood the whole "im going to act like a complete asshole now simply cuz you don't want to be with me" personality. Like all they're doing is digging themselves a deeper grave. I've never once in my life seen someone go back with a person after recieving messages like these

[@tarotsushima3332]

It's the sour grapes mentality. They probably think acting like you suddenly aren't worth their time would make whatever girl they're failing to impress change her mind since they're such a 'hot commodity'

[@if7723]

@@tarotsushima3332 I mean, if that's the game plan you better be hot as fuck and doing it in person. You've gotta be able to ooze fuckability to try this last ditch effort of attraction.

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name..😑

[@Nicolae_Mew]

It's possible that this is narcissism at work. One of their signature traits is not being able to handle rejection because it leaves them feeling powerless. A lot of these types of people were traumatized as children and felt powerless at the hands of their abuser(s), so anything that makes them feel that way in the present (rejection, being ignored, losing) can trigger an episode of rage.

[@jerichojones2722]

imo, the best skill you can develop is learning to accept rejection with grace.

[@SodiiumAnimation]

This guy sounds like he's come straight out of hustlers university.

[@wafflemation6887]

real

[@anthonythibert7022]

"This man will never get a date" Shows thumbnail of himself.

[@andrewodinson3726]

"Glad you decided to be a psycho"- man who sent 5 straight messages after being rejected for asking about birth control before the first date

[@QUBIQUBED]

That guy is actually so weird

[@Anonymous-bi5pv]

This is the same type of guy who would call anyone who dares to show a woman some basic human decency a "simp", and call someone "based" for committing domestic violence

[@istealkids1388]

what does "based" mean?

[@Muffindolphin]

@@istealkids1388 Like the right thing to do

[@lchiefbeefl4428]

@@istealkids1388 saying based to something is essentially you agreeing with that statement and saying that it's true/good

[@WayoftheFerret]

@@lchiefbeefl4428 That's not what it actually means, but that's how people have ended up using it, unfortunately.

[@sir-reynauld-the-kleptomaniac]

@@istealkids1388 based tends to change meaning based on application… For most instances it’s used to consider a way of thinking as “sound” regardless of whether it is conventional or not…

[@havinghope6315]

When he said he was being "messed with" that got me 😡😡😡😡 She was 100% clear as to how she felt and what she was going to do.

[@turboshazed7370]

I would have replied to him with this kind of response: 😂😂😂

[@AmericanAmy]

Wow, it’s important to speak about birth control before one has sexual relations with another. However, this should not come up on the first date and it damn sure should not come up before the first date ever happens.

[@Gra3ious]

“No” is one of the oldest, shortest words in the English language yet it still requires the most amount of thought

[@teejaygibson4315]

And the most amount of explanation

[@danitho]

Thank you!

[@benitomussolini7436]

Corny

[@zmvpxog]

How about just "N"

[@Cipher_Paul]

Ah... Philosophy is beautiful. Questioning the very definition of the most fundamental words of human language 😂

[@nikosloucas118]

If this guy is like this when someone says no to a date. Then imagine what he does when someone says no to sex

[@arie6523]

No way he’s gotten that far

[@ShadowSkyX]

What if he was going to insist the date end with sex?

[@dukeoflemonade]

Your loss, I was actually planning on having sex with this other girl so I'm glad you went all psycho... Please?

[@rubyruby7573]

It's Called Sexual Assault And I'm All For It Sienna Mae Gomez Simply Found The WRONG Victim And Online Dating Sites Have Too Many High Standards Rape Is One Hell of An Ice Breaker In The State of Maryland

[@greenapple9477]

Eww 😖

[@aishwaryaiyer7796]

i just knew the "my mom died" was coming

[@simonsmith1974]

He's got a smooth brain, i don't know about a galaxy brain

[@t3nchy]

If this dude were actually a doctor, his persistence might actually help him save so many lives.

[@adolphgracius9996]

For real, he will be busting into the funeral and try to revive the cadaver

[@bruh5991]

For real, he will be resurrecting dead dudes through the power of denial

[@itemushmush]

only if he wants to date them!

[@TensePeacock]

But first he'd have to check if they're willing to meet on Wednesday

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

"So, you were sent here for an amputation?" "No, I'm here because --" *Starts chainsaw*

[@peterpiper1439]

Luckily he made “the joke” before the date, they really dodged a bullet…

[@rainydaze1313]

I know, a decent amount of people are okay with having sex with someone they just met, but not everyone is, & he just assumes she’s going to. He probably would of held an even bigger grudge on someone who didn’t get the warning, goes on the date, & doesn’t want to have sex with him.

[@HawkinaBox]

LMAO "My brain thinks at a much higher level than yours."

[@boa-cn1hu]

The evolution of the room is insane

[@alyseyer6366]

For those who may be confused as to why this is not a good question to ask: inquiring if she’s on birth control insinuates that you’re planning on having sex with her. And that you’re only asking to see if you can get away with not using a condom. Which is a big yikes to women. She was probably thinking that he was only going on a date with her so that he could get in her pants afterwards and that’s all that he was looking forward to, and so she panicked and called it off.

[@HayleeFox15]

That birth control question was super disgusting 😭🤢 i would have immediately blocked him lol

[@sarahamira5732]

Deadass. Even if she was on birth control you should still use condoms with one night stands

[@jemmabean]

I really hope noone needed that explained

[@alyseyer6366]

@@jemmabean seen some people in the replies saying she overreacted and he was just curious so there was nothing bad about it

[@jemmabean]

@@alyseyer6366 oof size: titanic

[@hemanthemighty6523]

"My mom just died I'm not in the best place mentally" soooo that means it's probably not a good idea to date you, right ?

[@fellipedasilva99]

“And it definitely means you shouldn’t even be trying to date and you first should overcome your grief and get in a better place mentally, right?”

[@missyelliot6237]

I’d just say the dates back on & stand him up. He’s so annoying.

[@CodPatrol]

@@missyelliot6237 and then you get a visit from him and you instantly regret acting superior 😴

[@CodPatrol]

@@muhelectionwasstolen7253 that’s your excuse for your behaviour mocking his mother 🤣🤣

[@psycless]

@Muh Election was stolen whats the first hardest?

[@sourstateofmind5944]

“Call me immediately.” As if she’s his subordinate or something. lol.

[@Stephen-to7jx]

If you're uncomfortable with the texts, you could always block the sender.

[@toorunedo2464]

This is what you call “Maidenless behaviour” right here.

[@rajn8872]

Seems like she won't be his dong eater on wednesday

[@vallenthedragon8411]

*wheeze*

[@joshmay2944]

Ohhhhhh Elden Ring!

[@vallenthedragon8411]

Can you really call it "maidenless behavior" if he's basically the antimaiden? (But for real though, 100% going to end up ether kidnapping someone, being the abuser in a abusive relationship, or dies alone. Take bets boys)

[@sculptorofdreams6428]

Cringe video game writing

[@pl4gued0ct0r]

I'm glad that Charlie went on that slight rant about the importance of no. It's a shame that some people actually have to be told to take no for an answer instead of just accepting and moving on before it makes things worse.

[@littlemoth4956]

Yeah honestly it's not that unreasonable to just respond with "aight fair" after somebody cancels something or tells you no. Seems like a pretty common courtesy

[@jimblesgaming7372]

Yea yup uh uh sure

[@Purpleturtlehurtler]

@M ha! I'm an American who already likes Soccer so I guess we're well on the way.

[@MoonchildDontCry]

They take no as a personal attack. Some people won't like you and that's okay. You will do something silly and it will be a deal breaker for them and that's fine. We are all different and we all like different things. These guys should treat women how they treat men/masculine people. With respect.

[@nunpho]

Exaaaactly. This is what we mean by men doing their bit. Hopefully he makes a good impression on someone who needs it.

[@Oxmodius19]

"You sure you want to cancel?" 😂

[@PointlessWithAOne]

Charlie makes online dating sound like a competitive esport.

[@Proserpira]

It's not? But i got a team and everything!

[@kimbaldun]

How to beat World Record for cancelling a date: Ask them if they're on birth control

[@legendarytomatobird2816]

It isn't?

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

@@kimbaldun Date Speedrun Any%

[@boomerangmonkey8263]

You know, it sure seems like it! Hehe...

[@nanazinhaamaral]

As a girl, who did the app thing for quite a while, I can assure the chances of this being real is 100%

[@aarons6935]

Women do this exact thing to men, sorry to burst your bubble.

[@lunacy3]

@@aarons6935 incel behavior right here

[@ayannawilson3933]

@@aarons6935 it’s funny how men will deflect a problem that is right in front of them to disrespect women. But if it was the other way around, u wouldn’t say anything. Tighten up 🔧

[@aarons6935]

@@lunacy3 Yeah, ok champ 🤣

[@thechosenjuan8776]

@@aarons6935 Pretty great how she didn't even say anything to attack men and you still instantly felt like you had to defend yourself Literally saying "My insecurities are as big as my dick is small" is more subtle than what you did lol

[@zandermasten7541]

The only reason I clicked on this video was to make sure it wasn’t me.

[@bonndell]

how did this individual made it to the point of actually setting up a date with her in the first place… what a creep

[@TrippyScarecrow]

I'm bad with online dating because I just never really know what to say, but I sure as hell know what NOT to say, and this is definitely it

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name.😑

[@yaboi2500]

@@GriffinZambia I won’t.

[@jw9099]

You should try my ex. Either way you're wrong.

[@Theendman42]

@@jw9099 You just described perfectly all the reasons I don't get into dating.

[@soniab9583]

@@jw9099 😂 we all experienced someone like this then? He’d always be the most stressful thing in my life at the time. Felt like walking on egg shells around him.

[@lonelyshadow502]

Anti-jokes are actually a thing, like “What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?” “Where’s my tractor?”. What the dude said wasn’t an anti-joke.

[@jamiemanning4944]

One of my favorites to say is "What's a pirate's favorite mineral?" I wait a bit and then say "Depends on the pirate". The reactions are the funniest part lol.

[@seosamh.forbes]

"You know what grinds my gears?" "Insufficient lubrication"

[@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

I'm stealing that one.

[@AntiTheBird]

@@seosamh.forbes I feel like that one is an actual joke

[@seosamh.forbes]

@@AntiTheBird Oh yeah I didn't come up with that, but it does fall in the anti-joke category.

[@wazleyy]

I’m in physical pain

[@asherandersen2729]

I did not know this level of desperation could be achieved

[@FailingProject185]

I have borderline personality disorder , I am much worse than this dude . I'm literally using medicines to get over breakup . It's very sad .

[@Mexican_Guy.]

I usually think I suck at getting girls and that I will never get a girlfriend. I must remember that I will never be as bad as that organism. Thank you Charlie for lifting up my spirit and confidence.

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name.😑

[@Mexican_Guy.]

@@GriffinZambia Don’t be a bot.

[@SaraphDarklaw]

Sharpido is underrated.

[@Lamb666]

Just a step below isn’t much better though.

[@Floaty8008]

@@Lamb666 true

[@leightonrud66]

So satisfying him being ignored, and reading his further decline into madness is gold

[@ddjsoyenby]

ikr.

[@allisonmiller3669]

Right lmao the steam coming out of his ears probly blew his fedora right off his head lmao

[@survivor8518]

@@allisonmiller3669 this is the funniest comment i’ve ever seen

[@Meowisdrowning]

The guy throwing the “my mom died” in there is the funniest shit ever

[@davidzhou2161]

bro was using google hangouts, he didnt even have a chance from the start

[@thatmaninthevan3858]

The classic “thank god you cancelled” immediately into a “but would you change your mind?”

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name..😑

[@richardbottom9843]

@@MbitaChizi wtf is up with you 2 bots

[@ShinyFood]

@@richardbottom9843 ikr so fucking annoying

[@AshenDemon]

@Pristiano Penaldo I'm about to mass report all your videos bot.

[@ChopsManyon]

It has super big, "it would be super gay if we kissed. Unless?" - vibes

[@wd3185]

Her response to his first text and the fact that she said "jokes" implies this is not the first conversation they had that made her decide to cancel, which really makes me wonder what the hell they were talking about before.

[@_.-_Crimpy-_..-.]

It was probably going fairly normal up to that point. She hadn’t cancelled yet. Kinda good he did that though as it saved her a lot of time. Silver lining.

[@tonyhinderman]

Its the Ok, for me. I feel like she was already on the line abt the date and he just pushed it over with that Birth control inquiry

[@TheElusiveReality]

She was probably trying to be normal and he kept bringing up weird invasive questions in bad contexts, thats the typical thing these kinds of guys do

[@andrewnaranjo6514]

Tbh most girls take forever to notice the bad signs. He was probably a weirdo from the beginning but she was gullible asf and gave him a chance and now here we are

[@_.-_Crimpy-_..-.]

@@x7962 You never ask a woman if she’s on birth control before a date though even if it is a joke. You only ask that if she is the one who suggests that you’re going to have sex. I think he just assumed that he’d get laid like a jackass.

[@alicesck01]

She was so patient

[@adebolaosimuwa120]

As the type of guy that probably would have tried that kind of joke, I'd have just accepted the cancellation and asked if she'd like me to delete her number.

[@BigCoomer1928]

Sure, but you wouldn't go for the fucking sixth-dip I mean holy god, it's not even the first joke. Sure it wasn't that funny but HE KEPT GOING, guy in video is compensating for something by going on for so long.

[@Atlas718]

If he just accepted the rejection then it would have been fine in my book. Joke or no joke. Wouldn't really shame someone for asking questions or trying to establish how they would like things to go, the problem happens when they try to force things to go that route. If he was like ''Hey I wanna bang are you on birth control?'' and after the rejection he was like ''Okay, gooday'' then I wouldn't really say it would be bad.

[@pigpig252]

The idea that an actual doctor would say the words “my brain thinks at a higher level than yours” is hilarious to me

[@Cipher_Paul]

Let's just hope he isn't a neurologist 😂

[@ginogatash4030]

After blatantly lying about his double date and mother you really just take this guy's word that he's an actual doctor? I mean he immediately flexed his income to appeal to her materialism, cause you know damn well that's what girls are all about in this guy's head, so I really wouldn't be surprised if this guy just lied about his profession to make himself look more desirable.

[@pigpig252]

@@ginogatash4030 Oh definitely, I don't believe him, I just find the lie so ridiculous it's funny

[@cardinalrule6810]

A lot of doctors legitimately think they're smarter than the rest of us. They have a superiority complex

[@BillyLoomis-or4nm]

@@pigpig252 LMFAO In this show Puppets Who Kill a old comedy low budget One of them lied about being a doctor to get laid.

[@KazmirRunik]

I love that joke where you just ask if someone's on birth control.

[@thedidster4547]

that one’s a real knee slapper, never has failed me so far.

[@ChopsManyon]

It's a classic, I remember when my grandpa first told me that one.

[@EpicBoss-]

He forgot the rest of the joke :"Hey, are you on birth control? Because I'm on girth control. (I have erectile disfunction)"

[@coins_png]

@@EpicBoss- it's still a joke sadly. he won't be able to do that, he has brain dysfunction

[@ddjsoyenby]

same almost as good as sending somone a picture of their own house with a thr3@t3ning message.......the classics.

[@silent_snow]

He will 100% emotionally, verbally and physically abuse any partner he might have.

[@ThatWh1T3MaN]

Bro literally killed everyone in fallout new vegas and then asked for forgiveness afterwards, thats soooo wrong 😂😂😂

[@fartinfpooping8801]

I love how quickly he's trying to deploy and all these different manipulation tactics in one conversation. It's like he's been studying how to gaslight but is failing so miserably. Flexing his career, accusing the other of being rude and sensitive, even attempting the ancient technique: "my mom died" oldest trick in the book... what a trainwreck.

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name.😑

[@quimbus_bingley]

@Drew Scrivers goteem

[@shagarumedic]

It says “don’t read profile photo” Don’t let my sacrifice be in vain guys

[@bonfist7277]

Imagine he killed his mom so that he could say that and not lie lol

[@wil.d_sage]

I can’t believe he pulled the “my mom died” card but didn’t even think the pull the “my brother typed this” card. Rookie mistake