This Man Will Never Get A Date

[@Slappaccino]

This dude hit rock bottom and was still trying to dig. He somehow said and did all the wrong things in a single conversation like it was a checklist.

[@primalcode3057]

same

[@viderevero1338]

He’s like an Anti-Casanova.

[@dudearlo]

Even had a date :0

[@easiesteevee2532]

he forgot death threats, showing her address and a picture of her through a window. So it wasn't all there rofl.

[@vanhoot2234]

achievement unlocked?

[@craftydingo]

I feel like this girl just dodged being the victim of a murder.

[@Dginny865]

You never know, he could’ve seen her and not the other way around and murdered her that way

[@aheenobarbushenocied9880]

Well said

[@A_Ducky]

Harvester of organs 💀

[@AaronChristopher869]

Fr

[@Freia329]

@@A_Ducky Well, he is a 'doctor' of course. His brain just thinks on a much higher level so she just wouldn't be able to understand why he has to take her left kidney.

[@DeuteriumGames]

they say chivalry is dead, but look at this absolute specimen of a gentleman. his charisma is so utterly grandiose

[@doodle4816]

Damn, the bots have no chill.

[@angryman6268]

fr he could turn me gay with his charm

[@Whey20]

@@doodle4816 honestly

[@stare4539]

LoOool

[@fatmanpez]

At first I read that as "His charisma is utterly Grindhouse", which those lines honestly were. . .

[@erikustinov]

This guy really is a doctor. He cured my low self esteem in less than 10 minutes

[@emperoreggr0ll961]

King. You're more than enough in this world, and you deserve good things. Always remember that 💪

[@loli_cvnt5622]

You go, Erik! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@WeebVibes]

Underrated comments be like

[@D3ckstr]

You’re very handsome Erik

[@cookiedoughbro5252]

I would like to say you’re looking pretty beautiful today erik

[@thebackrow4247]

I love every time Charlie covers a subject like “creepiest guy ever” and “this man will never get a date” and the thumbnail is just his face

[@gaebolglancer]

Bruh damn i just realized

[@xpertrex5991]

Maybe he’s trying to say something

[@ahlikx6295]

he just like me frfr

[@cardbored4542]

He's been paying off his "Girlfriend" this whole time.

[@bobobsen]

@@ahlikx6295 frfr tru on a stack bruh

[@austin_mizukage5833]

You're giving him too much props he's not bad at online flirting he's bad at being a normal functioning human

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name..😑

[@krisz9976]

@@GriffinZambia okay i wont

[@iktekamasya]

dude probably has “all women are the same💔” in his bio

[@airstuck3929]

He is bad at online flirting 100%. He didnt show a single moment of any functioning braincapacity.

[@Omnipotentpunch03]

@@iktekamasya indeed lol

[@saturnstorm85]

She didn't just dodge a bullet. She dodged a heat seeking missle. Then she dodged the entire war.

[@blink182sucks]

Caught a fkn cannon ball wit her hand and chucked it back

[@lilusagi4992]

@@blink182sucks Hit the Kung Fu Panda 2

[@roycethompson3161]

Insanely boring comment. Ludicrously overused. Few things are more overused in comments about bad relationships.

[@bigdubya001]

She canceled more than one date. She also canceled a series of dates in court lol

[@nerdyfoxes8000]

@@roycethompson3161Insanely boring reply. Ludicrously overused. Few things are more overused in replies about "bad" comments.

[@saulgoodman5611]

Not a dating expert but I'm pretty sure saying you were going to see another girl on the day of the date only makes them want to leave even more

[@Veibru]

I think optimal thing to do would give that impression without directly saying. If she senses that you are giving that information purposefully, its pretty much game over with any sane or datable girl.

[@ana-nim]

Some guys really believe that women want a guy that other women want. Not true at all but someone on the internet convinced them so now they are doomed to play game "fck around and find out".

[@MeeSeeksAndDestroy]

he is using guy logic on a woman. guys love the idea of "stealing" a girl so they may get competitive when a girl says she has another date. women are NOT out here fighting for dong, dong is a watercup at a fast food joint, free, available, and readily given. you cant STEAL a watercup. it MAJORLY backfired for him to think she would want to fight off an imaginary competitor for him

[@TheNinja94a]

@@VeibruIf someone I’m tryna date gives off any idea that they doublebooked, Imma just think they’re an asshole.

[@TheNinja94a]

@@MeeSeeksAndDestroyIf a woman says they doublebooked and that makes a guy want her even more, that’s a guy who should want a lot better for himself.

[@monarkev]

He went through all stages of desperation for getting a woman -Saying he’s rich -Saying he’s desirable -Getting mad in hopes of being a bad boy -“I’m so much smarter than you” -True desperation

[@nicocchi]

Don't forget "my mom died"

[@cloud9979]

-Claiming he has other women ready to take her place

[@venipunkture]

-he insinuated he is capable of harming her

[@Apple-ei1ms]

@@nicocchi I bet he works as a plumber but calls Himself rich Wow, I just searched up plumber salary. Its actually pretty good. Maybe I should be a plumber too🤨

[@jk4681]

@@Apple-ei1ms Plumbers make good money though?

[@bigchonkerraccoon5046]

This doesn’t make me feel better about myself. This makes me horrified at the thought that there are a lot of people like this. They have jobs and vote and shit.

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name😎

[@laureneighmy3306]

There are a lot of people like this - and they look just like you and me

[@GodlordBazi]

@@GriffinZambia Don't tell me what to do! Also, nice guitar cover there, man. :

[@danielporras5406]

yah, but the real horror here is that he's apparently a doctor.

[@vaalence9043]

This guy definitely does not meet the requirements to have any sort of job.

[@jyotshak]

The scariest part is if he didnt ask the birth control question, she would actually have been on a date with this creep.

[@lj0727]

Ugh this literally terrifies me... because online dating is exactly like this... like the guy could be the most fucked up person ever but putting on a false face.

[@henstar337]

This is 900% reddit karma mode fake.

[@IDoSnipeYT]

@@lj0727 Not all online dating is like that. Sometimes it is, you're right on that, but i feel like it isn't fair to say it's "always" like that. Have a good day

[@peds9260]

@@IDoSnipeYT I think they mean "always like this" in the sense that you never know if the nice person you're talking to online is actually the creepiest living thing in person. you're always taking a gamble when you meet strangers online. always

[@IDoSnipeYT]

@@peds9260 That's true

[@Forest_V19]

“Are you on birth control” before the FIRST date is insane lmao

[@whosaprettykitty5076]

Yeah, it’s a huge red flag bc it just confirms that during or after the date, they’re expecting us to do stuff together

[@Nolinator1]

The funny thing is that he actually HAD a date with her somehow and just completely blew it in like a second.

[@DeepEye1994]

Can I see the source?

[@poison2285]

@@DeepEye1994 use your brain tf?

[@__DY__]

@@DeepEye1994 1:05 she said she’s canceling the date they had set up.

[@localburnout_3408]

^ There’s your source

[@ginogatash4030]

I'm curious to see te texts before the birth control question honestly.

[@JK7H]

Surprised he didn't tried the : "Sorry, my little brother wrote those" smooth move

[@oliverlandry3510]

This comment does not have the recognition it deserves 🤣🤣🤣 The birth control thing looked too sincere for a little brother prank tho

[@taiyorenai7690]

IKR that does seem like something he’d try in a desperate attempt to recover

[@oliverlandry3510]

@@taiyorenai7690 that shouldve happened before the freakout. his mind is too advanced tho so he skipped that step.

[@tonyh6194]

My friend took my phone

[@charlesleist552]

Almost liked, but you have 420 and I can mess that up. Nice.

[@alsmith9853]

I like how she turned his BS back on him. "If you have an alternative date lined up with another girl, go on that and enjoy it". His needy panic ratchets up further as he realises such a childish response wasn't such a good idea.

[@MoonwalkerWorshiper]

All he's good for is lying anyway.

[@afridnishad6617]

@@MoonwalkerWorshiper nah he bad at that too, thats the point op made. Hes good at being bad at everything should be the conclusion here

[@MoonwalkerWorshiper]

@@afridnishad6617 Spot on.

[@tomsmith6513]

The girl was quite rational, and yet he's accusing her of being petty and immature. Many of his messages were him projecting.

[@cosmicreef5858]

That was not the only problem so him not adding that line would not change a thing about the outcome.

[@binarydark4811]

This made my soul cringe. If someone were to tell me that I'd magically get a girlfriend by doing exactly what this guy did, I'd rather be single forever.

[@ambiguity_ambiguity]

same

[@Mr._Warlight]

Someone did. Just be yourself man. That guy was being himself and look what happened? As long as you're not an extroverted freak, you should be fine ;3

[@Jackbeedie]

This man is like the special forces of having no game

[@hunacean]

I mean he is still talking to a girl, way ahaed of me

[@spike5499]

LMAO

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name..😑

[@pikosapikos13]

I guess then that I belong to the "Forever Single Virgins" special forces, lmao.

[@Syncrotron9001]

hi

[@cinna_berries]

actually, there are six stages of grief 1: denial 2: anger 3: bargaining 4: depression 5: -acceptance- *attempted rebound* 6: repeat

[@___dmsk]

yes

[@kermitthefrog9719]

Death

[@bensoncheung2801]

👻💬

[@robertonome2448]

sigma grief

[@robertbernard7844]

That's no six stages, that's the circle of grief

[@sometechydude2324]

If this guy actually is a doctor, then this is a prime example of the fact that having academic intelligence doesn't mean you have social intelligence

[@gm6393]

The scariest thing is some of these guys seem completely normal until they feel the slightest semblance of rejection from a woman they’re interested in.

[@paigemosher8697]

Calling it right now, he's not a doctor. He just pulled that out of his ass to try to score. Real doctors don't have the time to be playing these kinds of games.

[@garybuttherissilent5896]

@@paigemosher8697 You never know, he could be.

[@boredom7691]

@@garybuttherissilent5896 Doctors know that just because they're doctors, their brains aren't immediate higher functioning than everyone.

[@DisDatK9]

@@paigemosher8697 I don’t know, if he was a gynecologist surely no women would want to see him, so he’d have plenty of free time.

[@conswan57]

“Are you on birth control” dawg😭😭

[@FluffySylveonBoi]

It all began because she refused to answer a simple question xD

[@beke2672]

@@FluffySylveonBoibro what.

[@bullettime1116]

​@@FluffySylveonBoifurry, typical

[@tweenytwinkies]

@@bullettime1116as a furry I don’t claim them. They are gross

[@bullettime1116]

@@tweenytwinkies ik, it just felt right to type it

[@butterspike680]

I'm honestly glad he said the "birth control" thing. If things didn't go bad, maybe she wouldn't have known his true nature right away.

[@CarpetHater]

I dont really get the joke, is it like a rape thing?

[@deonsockwell4644]

He wants absolutely nothing but sex.

[@thomasturner1065]

@@CarpetHater if you mean the birth control "joke" said by the guy in the video, I don't think it was a joke actually pff he just played it off as one. If you mean the comment up there, though, they're saying "it's a good thing he said something so blatant _and_ that it didn't go well or else things probably would've gotten really bad," since (judging off his messages) he's really toxic

[@thomasturner1065]

Oh, I reread your comment - I'm pretty sure it's not that; it's a sex thing I believe. I could be wrong but I think he's trying to ask in a roundabout way if they can have sex

[@CarpetHater]

@@thomasturner1065 Oh, well asking for sex isn't that bad, he was actually being really careful about it. His reaction to being rejected later on though was on his part though.

[@STEVOBRADING]

He played all the cards at all the wrong times. He not only mentioned his money, shifted the blame, belittled her, but even pulled the "someone I know died" card.

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name..😑

[@juuuuuuno_7]

You know, there really never is a right time to play some of those.

[@victor717_]

Was only 1 card away from summoning Exodia😭

[@thechoseone456]

@@victor717_ He's probably wanting to be the very best, like no one ever was!

[@GabbaaGhoul]

it’s creepy dude bingo!

[@ursaminor9780]

This guy was talking down to a woman over her not getting a “joke”, yet his brain is getting utterly scrambled in response to silence.

[@SnobySnowStar]

yea like we get it’s a joke but not a big deal to get worked up over a person not getting how the joke was funny

[@thehale_]

@@SnobySnowStar He probably wasn’t even joking though lmao

[@thedeviouspanda]

@@thehale_ Probably not. He probably thought it was a totally good way to decide if he needed to slip a condom in his wallet for the date.

[@isaacbuiltdifferentRL]

@@thehale_ he’s agreeing with the original comment

[@friedpotato6037]

@@isaacbuiltdifferentRL and his just stating faxx

[@charmandyorton006]

Man's just sent the most rapey danger signals possible, understandably creeped the recipient way out, and then used every excuse and guilt-trip possible to deny any repercussions of his initial stalkerish impressions. That is legitimately the most "milady" niceguy behaviour I've ever seen, and despite any attempts to sucker her back, he is his own worst "sucker-er".

[@creatorsdisciplesteffen]

Sucker-er love it

[@BamitzSam711]

As someone who worked for a Doctor, here's a real quick reason why you can tell this man is NOT a doctor... Any doctor who is able to secure a night off of work for a date that gets canceled, doesn't whine like a literal 12 year old. He fist pumps the air and is excited for a full nights sleep without having to be on call.

[@wil.d_sage]

Oh he’s definitely a doctor. Just like he definitely had two girls double booked on the same night 😂

[@Cipher_Paul]

Yeah, I guess it must be like that 😂

[@antonionotbanderas9775]

@@wil.d_sage Just like his mom died recently 👍 ok dude

[@in_sun4746]

If he is a doctor then he's probably got a phd in some random bullshit

[@invisibleman7971]

Facts

[@neroidius6915]

Why're people calling this guy the CEO of virginity? He’s the entire board of directors, even the janitor who can’t clean up the mess

[@robertgray1811]

He IS the company

[@palomaelegante]

@@robertgray1811 queso

[@UnknownOps]

He was the grandfather of this industry, the one who pioneered being a virgin.

[@YourOnlyEnemyGaming]

@@robertgray1811 company? This dude makes up the entire virgin economy

[@ktbecstasy]

@@YourOnlyEnemyGaming Economy??? He's the Entire Virgin Universe

[@pl4gued0ct0r]

I'm glad that Charlie went on that slight rant about the importance of no. It's a shame that some people actually have to be told to take no for an answer instead of just accepting and moving on before it makes things worse.

[@littlemoth4956]

Yeah honestly it's not that unreasonable to just respond with "aight fair" after somebody cancels something or tells you no. Seems like a pretty common courtesy

[@jimblesgaming7372]

Yea yup uh uh sure

[@Purpleturtlehurtler]

@M ha! I'm an American who already likes Soccer so I guess we're well on the way.

[@MoonchildDontCry]

They take no as a personal attack. Some people won't like you and that's okay. You will do something silly and it will be a deal breaker for them and that's fine. We are all different and we all like different things. These guys should treat women how they treat men/masculine people. With respect.

[@nunpho]

Exaaaactly. This is what we mean by men doing their bit. Hopefully he makes a good impression on someone who needs it.

[@justsomeguy2825]

Kudos to the girl for sticking around as long as she did. Most women on dating apps will block you after a bad line. But here she is watching this guy unravel bit by bit and still sticking up for herself.

[@314rft]

And also explaining why she's turning him down in the extreme off chance he might learn from his mistakes.

[@nekosalad8308]

she should have blocked him when he got that insecure about her canceling the date imo. i dont know why she stickied around. i think she should have explained that she is uncomfortable because he made shitty jokes and went insane afterwards and just move on with her life

[@ashleygonzales8254]

Yeah I was thinking she really must’ve liked him because he would’ve been out of my face after I let him know the date is cancelled.

[@wadabid6165]

​@@nekosalad8308fr it's as easy as a block and move on. Some people claim this type of people creates them trauma and stuff, so we should teach them how to block, since sadly we aren't capable of fully stopping this type of people from existing, weirdos will always exist

[@Zampedzazzy]

Imagine sliding in a guys dms with “have you had a vasectomy?”

[@sora4222]

Omg I love this comment. I swear if some girl asked me this I would not be able to get off the floor laughing in weeks.

[@dopaminecloud]

"Wanna find out?" ye can't win against guys on creepo factor

[@concept5631]

@@dopaminecloud Yep

[@guccidonbuzzflightyear4440]

Id say nah but I’m batting 1000 in pullout

[@miguelpadeiro762]

@@dopaminecloud "Sure I'll bring the surgery kit"

[@HaloJumper7]

His self-awareness levels are through the roof. What a Chad Sigma Doctor.

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name.😑

[@agarion101]

Thats *Chad-Alpha-Sigma-BetaLess doctor* thank you very much

[@oculusquest2460]

@@GriffinZambia reported

[@no-lifenoah7861]

yeah, through the roof of the apartment below him

[@realshrigmat1d390]

@@GriffinZambia ok

[@A_Random_Rat]

Charlie’s comment section and most of his fans after looking at the title: “He could be talking about any one of us”

[@sandianexpress1198]

I.e me

[@KindaEducated]

HE COULD BE YOU HE COULD BE ME

[@TheRealHimikoToga]

Never heard words more true

[@halfandhalf3837]

Hoping to God it's not me

[@blyat8832]

yeah, he could be talking about you too

[@smolboi7092]

This man is going through all the Skyrim dialogue options right now seeing what'll get him laid and it's just not working

[@nathedits4963]

As a doctor, I can confirm the "Birth Control Joke" is a classic.

[@CatchTheMarmosets]

Yeah, I hear it all the time and it never fails to make me laugh.

[@yuuji3795]

My doctor cracks that joke all the time, never gets old i tell you

[@Sara-ko7rn]

For real. My surgeon told me that joke too, no need for anasthesia when I already died laughing

[@nickcunningham6344]

Are you on birth control? _Ba dum tss_ _Seinfeld laugh track plays_

[@EerieNone]

He's a doctor too, his brain thinks at a much higher level than yours or the average person

[@smoocharoo]

I gotta say, as a nurse, I definitely believe this guy could be a doctor.

[@PYR0NinjaPXG]

Especially a new doctor, their egos could be observed from orbit

[@ChopperRead-qb8oe]

That makes me nervous thinking I could have someone like this as a doctor. Dude sounds like a serial killer.

[@jacobbellamy7640]

He could also be claiming to have a PhD. I do actually have one but I think id be pretty reluctant to add that to my dating profile or mention it early on just in case they immediately start thinking I might be a compulsive liar.

[@adj789]

oh no

[@smoocharoo]

@@jacobbellamy7640 oh for sure. I get this one a lot at work: "I'm a doctor." "Oh, in what?" "English..." Typically when arguing about meds lol. Not saying all doctors are assholes or anything, just that it's definitely believable

[@Chas-OTE]

This dude didn't just bring a shovel to dig himself a hole, he brought an entire construction crew.

[@Jopeth23]

More like, he brought a whole mining crew.

[@MoonwalkerWorshiper]

Construction crews don't dig holes, they construct things.

[@shonw2318]

Dude brought a whole ass fleet of excavators and bulldozers

[@nerdyfoxes8000]

@@MoonwalkerWorshiper He's outta line, but he's right. The man brought 10 of the world's top demolition experts to blow a hole the size of Texas for him to lay in

[@theproblemmustbeinyourpant5910]

With dynamite and everything

[@RealRushinRussian]

I'm in disbelief at how this gets worse and worse and worse with every message he sent

[@Fluck_Flutch]

I never understood the whole "im going to act like a complete asshole now simply cuz you don't want to be with me" personality. Like all they're doing is digging themselves a deeper grave. I've never once in my life seen someone go back with a person after recieving messages like these

[@tarotsushima3332]

It's the sour grapes mentality. They probably think acting like you suddenly aren't worth their time would make whatever girl they're failing to impress change her mind since they're such a 'hot commodity'

[@if7723]

@@tarotsushima3332 I mean, if that's the game plan you better be hot as fuck and doing it in person. You've gotta be able to ooze fuckability to try this last ditch effort of attraction.

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name..😑

[@Nicolae_Mew]

It's possible that this is narcissism at work. One of their signature traits is not being able to handle rejection because it leaves them feeling powerless. A lot of these types of people were traumatized as children and felt powerless at the hands of their abuser(s), so anything that makes them feel that way in the present (rejection, being ignored, losing) can trigger an episode of rage.

[@jerichojones2722]

imo, the best skill you can develop is learning to accept rejection with grace.

[@alyseyer6366]

For those who may be confused as to why this is not a good question to ask: inquiring if she’s on birth control insinuates that you’re planning on having sex with her. And that you’re only asking to see if you can get away with not using a condom. Which is a big yikes to women. She was probably thinking that he was only going on a date with her so that he could get in her pants afterwards and that’s all that he was looking forward to, and so she panicked and called it off.

[@HayleeFox15]

That birth control question was super disgusting 😭🤢 i would have immediately blocked him lol

[@sarahamira5732]

Deadass. Even if she was on birth control you should still use condoms with one night stands

[@jemmabean]

I really hope noone needed that explained

[@alyseyer6366]

@@jemmabean seen some people in the replies saying she overreacted and he was just curious so there was nothing bad about it

[@jemmabean]

@@alyseyer6366 oof size: titanic

[@ililililil8385]

Pro tip: When a dude asks that and says it's a joke RIGHT after he gets the wrong reaction, it's 100% not a joke. Dude spilled all his skill points in medical science leaving none for charm or charisma.

[@zedaf872]

Haha fallout

[@hexational3028]

he chose the worst dialogue options

[@RabRabNZ]

i dont want this munter doing any sort of medical procedures on anyone let alone a woman

[@Rahat-tw8vg]

If he's actually a doctor that is

[@djoakeydoakey1076]

Dr could be a lie though, that's what narcissists do.

[@zoey4881]

Watching normal people with maturity and decency breaking down and analysing these crazy people and their actions is so satisfying and even stress relieving. Like watching the bloopers of a horror movie that scared you.

[@nikosloucas118]

If this guy is like this when someone says no to a date. Then imagine what he does when someone says no to sex

[@arie6523]

No way he’s gotten that far

[@ShadowSkyX]

What if he was going to insist the date end with sex?

[@dukeoflemonade]

Your loss, I was actually planning on having sex with this other girl so I'm glad you went all psycho... Please?

[@rubyruby7573]

It's Called Sexual Assault And I'm All For It Sienna Mae Gomez Simply Found The WRONG Victim And Online Dating Sites Have Too Many High Standards Rape Is One Hell of An Ice Breaker In The State of Maryland

[@greenapple9477]

Eww 😖

[@Anonymous-bi5pv]

This is the same type of guy who would call anyone who dares to show a woman some basic human decency a "simp", and call someone "based" for committing domestic violence

[@istealkids1388]

what does "based" mean?

[@FoulOwlx]

@@istealkids1388 Like the right thing to do

[@lchiefbeefl4428]

@@istealkids1388 saying based to something is essentially you agreeing with that statement and saying that it's true/good

[@WayoftheFerret]

@@lchiefbeefl4428 That's not what it actually means, but that's how people have ended up using it, unfortunately.

[@sir-reynauld-the-kleptomaniac]

@@istealkids1388 based tends to change meaning based on application… For most instances it’s used to consider a way of thinking as “sound” regardless of whether it is conventional or not…

[@t3nchy]

If this dude were actually a doctor, his persistence might actually help him save so many lives.

[@adolphgracius9996]

For real, he will be busting into the funeral and try to revive the cadaver

[@bruh5991]

For real, he will be resurrecting dead dudes through the power of denial

[@itemushmush]

only if he wants to date them!

[@TensePeacock]

But first he'd have to check if they're willing to meet on Wednesday

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

"So, you were sent here for an amputation?" "No, I'm here because --" *Starts chainsaw*

[@ThatGirlMisty]

My favorite bit of this is when he tries to explain it away as because he's a doctor, his brain thinks at a much higher level than others. Like yeah, he can't even apologize for a bad joke without insulting her again 😂

[@andrewodinson3726]

"Glad you decided to be a psycho"- man who sent 5 straight messages after being rejected for asking about birth control before the first date

[@QUBIQUBED]

That guy is actually so weird

[@MisterVercetti]

"Dude, chill out, it's just a joke." "Do you know how much money I make?" "Fine, your loss. I don't want to date a psycho anyway. ...please call me?" "You're just not smart enough to understand my sense of humor!" "My mom died, for reals, please pity me." Ah, yes, all five components needed to summon Exodia the Psycho Boyfriend, assembled in record time. Truly a speedrun for the ages.

[@LumemDH]

From Exodia the Forbidden to Exodia - Psycho Boyfriend… is this an evolution or a devolution?

[@hopelessrom4ntic884]

@@LumemDH Exodia the Psycho Boyfriend - If you draw all 5 pieces of Exodia the Psycho Boyfriend, you immediately lose your date

[@artimus-w6f]

Those aren't just components of a psycho. They're tactics of abuse.

[@GravityButterfly]

Forgot the " I have another woman ready to replace you anyway" card

[@texasbeast239]

Guy sounds so conflicted he might sing song lyrics like: "I say, "I hate you, " we break up, you call me, "I love you""

[@Gra3ious]

“No” is one of the oldest, shortest words in the English language yet it still requires the most amount of thought

[@teejaygibson4315]

And the most amount of explanation

[@danitho]

Thank you!

[@benitomussolini7436]

Corny

[@zmvpxog]

How about just "N"

[@Cipher_Paul]

Ah... Philosophy is beautiful. Questioning the very definition of the most fundamental words of human language 😂

[@FUJISAN992]

What. A. Specimen. I can picture Guillermo del Toro keeping him in a little private zoo: "Yes, this is my incel."

[@leightonrud66]

So satisfying him being ignored, and reading his further decline into madness is gold

[@ddjsoyenby]

ikr.

[@allisonmiller3669]

Right lmao the steam coming out of his ears probly blew his fedora right off his head lmao

[@survivor8518]

@@allisonmiller3669 this is the funniest comment i’ve ever seen

[@TrippyScarecrow]

I'm bad with online dating because I just never really know what to say, but I sure as hell know what NOT to say, and this is definitely it

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name.😑

[@yaboi2500]

@@GriffinZambia I won’t.

[@jw9099]

You should try my ex. Either way you're wrong.

[@Theendman42]

@@jw9099 You just described perfectly all the reasons I don't get into dating.

[@soniab9583]

@@jw9099 😂 we all experienced someone like this then? He’d always be the most stressful thing in my life at the time. Felt like walking on egg shells around him.

[@HinanaweedTeshno]

"Don't take no for an answer" is easily the most toxic pick-up artist lesson they teach. Sorry but once a potential date has said no, that's final. This isn't a fucking Hallmark movie where you can keep pushing and eventually win them over, that shit comes off rapey and murdery far far sooner before it comes off charming and cute.

[@concept5631]

Swear to Christ, Hallmark movies are just traditionalist conservative propaganda.

[@CollynBush]

Amen brother

[@MakaylaHatesYou]

To be fair, I was definitely going down that path of toxicity by trying to win people over and it definitely wasn't as romantic as I thought it was, it was creepy and abusive. I'm so glad that I realized that now and I changed. No definitely means no, not "try harder".

[@kereal2591]

I disagree my parants got married after my mom said no multiple times, but my dad kept pushing to finally win a date, and actually meet her properly. They are now happily married for 15 years already, so being persistent is good sometimes.

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

@@kereal2591 exceptions aren't the rule

[@kel-A-3414]

She didn't block him after he told her the lie about the double book and called her a psycho??? The girl is such a nice angel lmfao 😭😭😭. I kept watching and the more i see, the more i realize how sweet the girl was. I'm still befuddled she didn't block him💀💀

[@paultapping9510]

probably because this is the type of guy that will come to your house or place of work if you block him

[@peterpiper1439]

Luckily he made “the joke” before the date, they really dodged a bullet…

[@rainydaze1313]

I know, a decent amount of people are okay with having sex with someone they just met, but not everyone is, & he just assumes she’s going to. He probably would of held an even bigger grudge on someone who didn’t get the warning, goes on the date, & doesn’t want to have sex with him.

[@nanazinhaamaral]

As a girl, who did the app thing for quite a while, I can assure the chances of this being real is 100%

[@aarons6935]

Women do this exact thing to men, sorry to burst your bubble.

[@lunacy3]

@@aarons6935 incel behavior right here

[@ayannawilson3933]

@@aarons6935 it’s funny how men will deflect a problem that is right in front of them to disrespect women. But if it was the other way around, u wouldn’t say anything. Tighten up 🔧

[@aarons6935]

@@lunacy3 Yeah, ok champ 🤣

[@thechosenjuan8776]

@@aarons6935 Pretty great how she didn't even say anything to attack men and you still instantly felt like you had to defend yourself Literally saying "My insecurities are as big as my dick is small" is more subtle than what you did lol

[@wd3185]

Her response to his first text and the fact that she said "jokes" implies this is not the first conversation they had that made her decide to cancel, which really makes me wonder what the hell they were talking about before.

[@_.-_Crimpy-_..-.]

It was probably going fairly normal up to that point. She hadn’t cancelled yet. Kinda good he did that though as it saved her a lot of time. Silver lining.

[@tonyhinderman]

Its the Ok, for me. I feel like she was already on the line abt the date and he just pushed it over with that Birth control inquiry

[@TheElusiveReality]

She was probably trying to be normal and he kept bringing up weird invasive questions in bad contexts, thats the typical thing these kinds of guys do

[@andrewnaranjo6514]

Tbh most girls take forever to notice the bad signs. He was probably a weirdo from the beginning but she was gullible asf and gave him a chance and now here we are

[@_.-_Crimpy-_..-.]

@X You never ask a woman if she’s on birth control before a date though even if it is a joke. You only ask that if she is the one who suggests that you’re going to have sex. I think he just assumed that he’d get laid like a jackass.

[@havinghope6315]

When he said he was being "messed with" that got me 😡😡😡😡 She was 100% clear as to how she felt and what she was going to do.

[@turboshazed7370]

I would have replied to him with this kind of response: 😂😂😂

[@lonelyshadow502]

Anti-jokes are actually a thing, like “What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?” “Where’s my tractor?”. What the dude said wasn’t an anti-joke.

[@jamiemanning4944]

One of my favorites to say is "What's a pirate's favorite mineral?" I wait a bit and then say "Depends on the pirate". The reactions are the funniest part lol.

[@seosamh.forbes]

"You know what grinds my gears?" "Insufficient lubrication"

[@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

I'm stealing that one.

[@AntiTheBird]

@@seosamh.forbes I feel like that one is an actual joke

[@seosamh.forbes]

@@AntiTheBird Oh yeah I didn't come up with that, but it does fall in the anti-joke category.

[@Daaninator]

This guy has tripolar

[@caseydopp318]

UNDER-RATED COMMENT HOLY SHIET

[@Backriz]

tripolar asperbears

[@jessechaffin8593]

Nah, quadpolar

[@spartanking9807]

at that point man it just becomes DID

[@jessechaffin8593]

@@spartanking9807 nah, it becomes done

[@lexihd5342]

He showed his true self so easily by telling one joke and everything that followed. Truly psychotic

[@rainydaze1313]

I don’t think he was joking, he just said that to cover for himself. I think he just assumed it was a given this girl would have sex with him on their first? date, so he thought that was necessary & okay to ask.

[@kozukioden6337]

@@rainydaze1313 no shit he wasnt joking lmfao

[@ddjsoyenby]

"it was a joke relax........" "how is asking if i'm ok with 'doing a c0sby' a joke" "YOU F**KING WH0R3 I'LL K1......." "yeah i'm never seeing you again"

[@rufoosy4760]

@@rainydaze1313 what a profound observation

[@aarkyle3866]

@@rainydaze1313 really? who would have thought

[@username25o9]

To tell someone you thinking on a higher level than them and still thinking they are going to want to go on a date is just mind boggling.

[@PointlessWithAOne]

Charlie makes online dating sound like a competitive esport.

[@Proserpira]

It's not? But i got a team and everything!

[@kimbaldun]

How to beat World Record for cancelling a date: Ask them if they're on birth control

[@legendarytomatobird2816]

It isn't?

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

@@kimbaldun Date Speedrun Any%

[@boomerangmonkey8263]

You know, it sure seems like it! Hehe...

[@UltraMarineBlue]

Honestly I would have been like "oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were joking. Yeah, I'll be there on Wednesday, for sure" and then not show up..

[@sandcrakes]

A trauma that he will never able to heal

[@shreknskrubgaming7248]

And then when he inevitably gets mad, just explain to him that you were joking and that he's probably just not smart enough to get it.

[@StickzDev]

@@shreknskrubgaming7248 "I am 4 Parallel Universes ahead of you."

[@shrimp5239]

@@shreknskrubgaming7248 absolute evil. I love it.

[@UltraMarineBlue]

@@shreknskrubgaming7248 I would have waited until he sent messages asking where I am to confirm he actually showed up, laugh heartily, and block him.. but I think I like this one better!

[@nixus1909]

The fact that she didn’t block this dude at the very beginning is insane.

[@squirlis1189]

Nah she figured hes a tool and good for laughs

[@blackest3314]

@@squirlis1189 agreed. You have to see where this trainwreck ends. :D

[@lorenquarles1586]

She should have hit him back with the: Knock Knock / who's there? / You can / you can who? *Blocks him* you can no Longer message this person

[@Xyb3rAnims]

@@lorenquarles1586 This is big brain time

[@dominichowell961]

She was probably scared to. Sometimes you don't know how these freaks are going to react if you block them. Especially if they know how to find you irl

[@MikkelL03]

As a person diagnosed with borderline i gotta say this mans moodswings are even wild to me.

[@maciknight4767]

NO FR 🤣 i need to know what illness this man has

[@hemanthemighty6523]

"My mom just died I'm not in the best place mentally" soooo that means it's probably not a good idea to date you, right ?

[@fellipedasilva99]

“And it definitely means you shouldn’t even be trying to date and you first should overcome your grief and get in a better place mentally, right?”

[@missyelliot6237]

I’d just say the dates back on & stand him up. He’s so annoying.

[@CodPatrol]

@@missyelliot6237 and then you get a visit from him and you instantly regret acting superior 😴

[@CodPatrol]

@muhelectionwasstolen7253 that’s your excuse for your behaviour mocking his mother 🤣🤣

[@psycless]

@Muh Election was stolen whats the first hardest?

[@jovan180]

I'm just happy Charlie's using "Insano-Style" like a chad does.

[@rvch883]

He would be a Giga Chad if he started using "mamapichas"

[@Saldadoor.personal]

Wish the comment blew up

[@desender]

I hate it

[@SeanDaPaulSeh]

I just smiled so big. Joel Haver FTW

[@nathanwho887]

Looked for the comments about this as soon as he said it, bless your souls that recognize Joel Haver🙏🏼 this was quite insano-style ngl

[@al3617]

Made the mistake of binge watching all the creepy dude videos here. As a man, it honestly terrifies me a bit that there's so many people out here like this who convince themselves their borderline psychotic behavior is justified and appropriate.

[@PlayshotKalo]

The problem is, all the "dating" advice available out here isn't aimed at building honest and genuine relationships with people. They take advantage of desperate young people who don't really have experience let alone have social interactions with the opposite sex. Desperate people are the easiest people to scam out their money and these dating gurus capitalize off it. Both men and women are getting 💩 advice online and making themselves even more unlikable to the opposite sex

[@teddy-beargamer6385]

Welcome to the hell that is dating as a woman. This is depressingly common, unfortunately.

[@CodPatrol]

Nobody in this video is showing psychotic behaviour mr conspiracy man, don’t make mountains outta nothin

[@CodPatrol]

Psychotic bros acting like it’s to catch a predator series finale

[@CodPatrol]

@@teddy-beargamer6385 must be tough getting dates every 10 minutes, the weight of the world 😓

[@monkeyearcheese420]

This is honestly scary. I have daughters and I really worry about what they will have to deal with

[@andreyofdoom]

I'm amazed she didn't ghost after the first red flag message. She's a very nice patient girl and he didn't deserve her explanations

[@samuraichilton]

She gave him so many attempts to salvage himself. He just kept digging.

[@peachpie3597]

She was probably entertained

[@birielavender9373]

She probably continue to talk to him out of entertainment

[@SuperZX49]

This is the reason I think it's fake

[@birielavender9373]

@@SuperZX49 benefit of the doubt my dude, theres really no reason to think it's fake.

[@thatmaninthevan3858]

The classic “thank god you cancelled” immediately into a “but would you change your mind?”

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name..😑

[@richardbottom9843]

@@MbitaChizi wtf is up with you 2 bots

[@ShinyFood]

@@richardbottom9843 ikr so fucking annoying

[@AshenDemon]

@Pristiano Penaldo I'm about to mass report all your videos bot.

[@κεηγση]

It has super big, "it would be super gay if we kissed. Unless?" - vibes

[@protodevilin]

"Check my K/D on Fortnite." Perfect. Also, as a father of two girls, I am constantly filled with dread knowing that my daughters will undoubtedly have to fend off MANY men like this. It's incredibly scary.

[@Hannahsoverwatchplayer]

videos like this are the reason I'm to scared to have kids

[@notatallfunctional]

Imagine having a son that acts like this. The disappointment and shame would be unbearable.

[@spiderfrog5764]

Sometimes i fear i would be one of these guys But im too ugly so I would have to have galactic luck to find a date

[@theraven8818]

shit like this make me don't want to defense men anymore, and im a dude myself... i even scare to have kids, the thought of "there is a chance my daughter have to deal with these borderline psychopath" make me violently angry.

[@lawrencescales9864]

If you have a son or nephew, teach him right 👍🏼

[@AmaterianAngel]

I had a guy like this and it went of for about a year. he'd randomly pop up asking when we were catching up for that drink and I'd of course say "Never". He'd then get whiny and then call me an idiot for not wanting to meet him cose he was so amazing. The silence for a few months and then "so when we catching up for that drink?"

[@BlueFoxDA]

"If you ever feel bad about yourself, just know you will never be bad as this breathing living organism" Well, that surely lifted up my spirits and my confidence. Thanks for that, Charlie.

[@suitcaseelenathe19yearold68]

sweetie hi 😀😭🥶😱😀😭🥶😱😀😭🥶😱😀😭🥶😱😀😭🥶😱😀😭🥶😱😀😭🥶😱😀😭🥶😱😀😭🥶😱😀😭🥶😱

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name..

[@ToadTWE]

Charlie back at it again with the words of wisdom

[@unknownvariable9239]

Lol

[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

Lmao

[@ColeChapman205]

imagine the sheer power charlie has to even read this shit, turn on the camera, re read it and explain it to a camera, edit the footage, then proof watch it, then upload it. this man is immune to cringe and im bowing in defeat. i am a mere pawn compared to this alpha male

[@stupididiot9336]

Pawn? We're not even on the same board as him, brother.

[@mothernyxious7097]

Does he edit his own stuff? Still get the point you’re making lol

[@realbotboy]

He is immune to cringe

[@山下達郎-k5g]

@@mothernyxious7097 his videos are mostly only him talking to a camera, i dont think he needs an editor since he can do it himself and will save a lot of money

[@juhalight5921]

Cri nge

[@iohsmdiglomdrn]

He tried every trick in the book, from pretending to be intellectual, to guilt tripping, to talking down to her

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name..😑

[@littlemoth4956]

Back to back as well lmao

[@CarrieUwU]

@@GriffinZambia Ok I won't :)

[@MoonchildDontCry]

He should have tried this rare trick being honest, nice and accepting rejection

[@beatfromjetsetradio8239]

@@GriffinZambia Don’t worry-I won’t.

[@PodMentsTT]

“If that was a speedrun, this would be a reset.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@jakerockznoodles]

A good indicator on whether you've reacted badly to a rejection: would you feel a bit embarrassed if a friend saw this exchange? I think even this guy would have enough self awareness never to show a friend this thinking they'd agree with him.

[@kilwanavitande4466]

Well to be fair anyone wouldn't even dare telling his friends he got rejected cuz we all know what happens next regardless of how you have handled it .......... but this guy is nuts even if you are the one who is at wrong just end it cut your losses and never beg for shit

[@dnpm01]

Bold of you to assume he has any friends

[@yasminemobley7858]

@@dnpm01 OUCH!

[@xxpatrick204xx]

Guys have a sense of humor

[@tsaqifrizky5276]

@@xxpatrick204xx specify where the comma goes, provided there is any

[@ClingyParasite]

"I had you double booked with another girl. Are you sure you wanna cancel?" Ah yes.. telling her, that he is flirting with other girls, sure is gonna make her wanna go for him. What a clown of a guy. He has probably been watching too much of those "dating gurus".

[@Septicemic-Fugue]

He hit all the marks. Test the waters with the joke. Don't take no for an amswer. Inflate your "market value" by advertising that you are the option chooser, the sex haver, and they are the options. Do not take no for an answer. Neg. Hide behind logical fallacies.

[@taiyorenai7690]

Yes so true, this is precisely what those awful $300 “the secrets to getting a woman’s panties off” courses does to a person

[@aurea.]

🤡

[@GlobalEl1te]

@@taiyorenai7690 most of these dudes just act like their fathers. Soft, simpy, wimpy, manipulative and controlling type of men. Dudes dad prob married a woman with daddy issues and turned her into his punching bag / impregnated.

[@InTime1353]

This makes me feel really good at myself, I mean I'm socially awkward af, but at least I ain't this guy

[@Xyb3rAnims]

Fr fr fr

[@sovietcupcakes328]

There's a difference between being socially awkward and being a clinical narcissist.

[@dragonmanover9000]

@@sovietcupcakes328 He doesn’t come across as narcissistic, more like someone who thinks that people get laid by being as abusive as possible to their partner

[@dragonmanover9000]

@@sovietcupcakes328 That sort of alpha male bs

[@sovietcupcakes328]

@@dragonmanover9000 I just thought the kind of personality who thinks that kind of strategy is legitimate enough to put into practice is by definition narcissistic. There's no way to separate those kinds of behaviors with literal mental illness.

[@bunsenn5064]

I feel slightly better about myself knowing this guy exists, because that means no matter how bad I get, the bar is always lower.

[@Mr._Warlight]

Let's be honest. You would be just as low as that guy had you not seen how horrible it looks. At some point in your life, that's you as well.

[@Nenjamonky117]

I mean, I’ve never been on a date in my life, and I still feel like I’d do better than this guy…

[@missxmettastars5740]

Hey!? He only asking Wednesdays! XDD

[@palomaelegante]

ur gay

[@richy9589]

Bro I think that any decent human being can do better than him, if you fuck up just accept it (or just don’t talk about birth control in your, probably, first date) The mf in this video is just so dumb, or maybe he is actually beyond our human comprehension

[@littletechn8175]

It's really not that hard. Just treat the other person with respect and if they don't like you for you, then you don't really wanna be with them anyway

[@hamishwilson9787]

@@littletechn8175 yeah basically, treat people they way you want to be treated, I asked out plenty of girls all the time, Some yes and some no, it's just confidence.

[@TheJerbol]

Her patience is incredible. I'd stick around for the entertainment too but I would be dissing the fuck out of this guy not casually explaining why he's a manlet

[@MoonwalkerWorshiper]

When guys are obnoxious, girls are nice. When guys are nice, girls become obnoxious. For some reason they usually feel the need to be at the opposite side of things. And not reciprocate social signals.

[@desirableacrimony4648]

I would have roasted the absolute shit out of him and memed the hell out of him lmao

[@brandonm1708]

I would’ve eventually said “fine, we’ll go Wednesday” and then never show up

[@gm6393]

As somebody who visits r/niceguys a lot, the patience of the woman being harassed is always astounding, idk how they all deal with these guys. I guess there could be an added element of danger if they went all out and insulted them. Maybe there’s a fear that it would push the guys to find them irl

[@jakerockznoodles]

@@brandonm1708 And if he messages back angrily after being stood up just respond "chill out, it was a joke" 😄

[@deejayf69]

It's like the spirit of Dimitri the Lover took over this man's body for a moment and ruined his chance for a game of smash or smash.

[@Tenma2411]

when I read the thumbnail I thought Dimitri struck again.

[@alessandrocoatti5186]

@@Tenma2411 wym the thumbnail it's literally just charlie

[@nekuro5548]

@@alessandrocoatti5186 They meant title ig

[@thenitpickchannel9993]

The combination of Dimitri the Lover and whatever the hell this person was became the embodiment of this loveless creature. It’s as if there was some forbidden Fusion Dance or something.

[@TheWahab2002]

I love how the thumbnail is just Charlie insinuating that he is the man that will never get a date

[@pigpig252]

The idea that an actual doctor would say the words “my brain thinks at a higher level than yours” is hilarious to me

[@Cipher_Paul]

Let's just hope he isn't a neurologist 😂

[@ginogatash4030]

After blatantly lying about his double date and mother you really just take this guy's word that he's an actual doctor? I mean he immediately flexed his income to appeal to her materialism, cause you know damn well that's what girls are all about in this guy's head, so I really wouldn't be surprised if this guy just lied about his profession to make himself look more desirable.

[@pigpig252]

@@ginogatash4030 Oh definitely, I don't believe him, I just find the lie so ridiculous it's funny

[@cardinalrule6810]

A lot of doctors legitimately think they're smarter than the rest of us. They have a superiority complex

[@BillyLoomis-or4nm]

@@pigpig252 LMFAO In this show Puppets Who Kill a old comedy low budget One of them lied about being a doctor to get laid.

[@phatnugget134]

-Money -Intellect -Charisma This man is too powerful, she simply couldn't fathom his raw appeal

[@kahssie]

this vid was truly a "source: trust me bro" energy from the guy and it makes me laugh

[@timwest277]

🤣

[@SoggySlopster]

That’s the ego doctors have in a nutshell

[@KazmirRunik]

I love that joke where you just ask if someone's on birth control.

[@thedidster4547]

that one’s a real knee slapper, never has failed me so far.

[@κεηγση]

It's a classic, I remember when my grandpa first told me that one.

[@EpicBoss-]

He forgot the rest of the joke :"Hey, are you on birth control? Because I'm on girth control. (I have erectile disfunction)"

[@coins_png]

@@EpicBoss- it's still a joke sadly. he won't be able to do that, he has brain dysfunction

[@ddjsoyenby]

same almost as good as sending somone a picture of their own house with a thr3@t3ning message.......the classics.

[@RIV_E]

"You wanna have sex" "No" "Ok,im rich,do you wanna have sex" "No" The whole conversation couldve ended there

[@Jaies_]

The worst part is that the thing he said at first wasn't even a joke, it's clear he was seriously asking, and him playing it as a joke the WHOLE time is truly idiotic

[@danrothman6129]

Haha, straight up.

[@lordtwubs8665]

@@g00gleisgayerthanaids56 I don’t have any more context than what’s shown in this video, but I think the problem is that they weren’t on the same page. She probably wasn’t even considering sex on the Wednesday in question, so him saying that was too forward. If they were already planning on doing anything at all I’d agree completely.

[@g00gleisgayerthanaids56]

@@lordtwubs8665 therein lies the problem, assuming while lacking proper context and understanding. This shit reads like bad fan fic.

[@asdmfgh]

Of course a guy named@@g00gleisgayerthanaids56 thinks like this lmao

[@g00gleisgayerthanaids56]

@@asdmfgh of course an npc with an anime pfp would have such a vapid response...

[@oriculom]

This lifts my confidence. I’m a 96 year old virgin and I can say, I have more game than this absolute unit of a man.

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name..😑

[@mikeblxde4735]

Is this true? How can I learn this power

[@LJ-hk4tv]

@@GriffinZambia This joke is older than you.

[@griggorirasputin6555]

@@mikeblxde4735 Doesn't seem like it is.

[@mocapcow2933]

I have been locked inside a basement for the happiness of others for 18 years of my life and I still got more game than him.

[@livingcorpse5664]

"You're overreacting" says the guy who sends a wall of text.

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name..😑

[@abathtub1411]

"you decided to be a psycho" he says in the middle of a wall of text.

[@Bosef88]

But remember...she is the psycho one for not being able to easily get over that totally inappropriate question that was thinly veiled as a joke. His inability to marginalize and downplay the question as humor must've been the catalyst for her overreacting. And of course, the absolute epitome of crazy bitch alert, was when she didn't take the bait after he was kind enough to tell her at which point in the situation she was allowed to get pissed off at. How could she possibly do anything but throw flowers at this man's feet?

[@TheElusiveReality]

If i was her i would be worried for my safety tbqh, hes unrelenting, he sounds like he wants to show up at her work place to try to convince her

[@AmericanAmy]

Wow, it’s important to speak about birth control before one has sexual relations with another. However, this should not come up on the first date and it damn sure should not come up before the first date ever happens.

[@alderart3992]

This guy was about as smooth as falling off a jaggered cliff and hitting every point/spike on your way down.

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name.😑

[@Bread-nx9fo]

@@GriffinZambia k i wont

[@joukeschat2486]

@@GriffinZambia I can't read

[@mokeymale8350]

I think the most baffling part was immediately saying he had a second date. Like how was that meant to make her want to go?

[@CrystalRose1111]

It wasn’t, the psychology of these types are interesting bc they can’t handle rejection, all they can do is throw a fit and manipulation tactics

[@onezerosevensix]

'Yawn. Still waiting for your reply, lol. Infact, Im married I didnt need your time. Are you sure you wanna cancel?'

[@Squiggy2010]

His skill check for Daddy Issues was an immediate critical fail.

[@toorunedo2464]

This is what you call “Maidenless behaviour” right here.

[@T4ll4hassee]

Seems like she won't be his dong eater on wednesday

[@vallenthedragon8411]

*wheeze*

[@joshmay2944]

Ohhhhhh Elden Ring!

[@vallenthedragon8411]

Can you really call it "maidenless behavior" if he's basically the antimaiden? (But for real though, 100% going to end up ether kidnapping someone, being the abuser in a abusive relationship, or dies alone. Take bets boys)

[@sculptorofdreams6428]

Cringe video game writing

[@custardpup6385]

She was far more generous with him than I would've been by gracing him with actual responses. I have absolutely no patience with unstable people like this who give me the biggest red flags when I hardly know them, I would;ve just called him an embarassment and blocked him. That being said, I'm glad he was exposed for the lunatic he is.

[@SnacksFan]

the best part is he absolutely was not joking by asking about if she's on birth control in the first place lmao the audacity this guy has is outstanding

[@safaricalamari7613]

A real man just packs a condom in his wallet in case of success. It stays in the wallet forevever, but it is there.

[@poison2285]

@@safaricalamari7613 i used to keep mine in my wallet until one day I was ready to go pulled my wallet out and the condom wrapper had worn down and busted. That night i went home with a lube filled wallet and balls bluer than the sky

[@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis]

This is what I was thinking. He was absolutely not joking, in his head he had already skipped steps 1-5 and was assuming that they would be sleeping together. Then he realized that what he said was over the line, and this shit-show ensued.

[@kimbaldun]

It's funny when people tells something and if they instantly regretted it they'll say "It was a joke" and expect people to believe it

[@ginogatash4030]

@@kimbaldun same energy as people saying racist/homophobic shit and immediately backpedal claiming it's all a joke when other people give them shit for their statements.

[@carabell188]

As a hetero woman this seems completely accurate for online dating. Someone once said he was going to put his head in a freezer because I didn't immediately answer questions about where I lived.

[@MaxBrix]

Why would he put his head in a freezer? Was he threatening to give himself frostbite? Give himself a huge electric bill? Next time him the address of a police station.

[@carabell188]

@@MaxBrix fuck knows, I blocked him before I found out

[@simhess9720]

Give me your phone number, or I will put my head in an oven.

[@mw3653]

"As a hetero" lol...

[@lawrencescales9864]

This tracks with everything I know about straight men

[@elementallobsterx]

I'm happy for her, she dodged a date with the president of 4Chan.

[@ammagon4519]

This is like surface level 4chan user tbh, a higher level would've bring Jews in the topic for no reason.

[@elementallobsterx]

@@ammagon4519 definitely

[@elementallobsterx]

@@ammagon4519 wait are you the real ammagon?

[@ammagon4519]

@@elementallobsterx took an entire month to know that lol

[@elementallobsterx]

@@ammagon4519 I mean I dont really fuck with you all like that but I just happened to know your name

[@zandermasten7541]

The only reason I clicked on this video was to make sure it wasn’t me.