How Long Would It Take to Pee Out the Oceans?

It is an odd question, I know, but how long would it take to pee out the oceans? It's easier to figure out than you think! All you need to know is how much water the oceans have, and how much you pee out per day.
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[@friendship5293]

Great, now do 'how much fart does it take to destroy the ozone layer'

[@futurish]

Underrated comment

[@autumnleaf2976]

We need answers

[@dawidek4267]

"How much food should you eat to poop a sh*t as big as mount everest"

[@Gamemaster-64]

@@dawidek4267 more like how long it takes for the world to be covered in shit or how bigger the earth be cause of it.

[@dudesouls]

@@dawidek4267 ya calmed down yet?

[@vincentpaczkoskie3919]

Very insightful. I've always wondered how long it would take.

[@CuriousNeon]

I'mma bet my stocks for this comment's popularity too

[@pikachu-jf2oh]

Me too, I was always curious, now I got the answer I can dai in peace

[@revokedmedic]

I too have faith in this 3 year old comment becoming popular.

[@mortimermcmirestinks]

Yeah, the people are finally getting answers to the questions we've all been asking

[@dragondragon2073]

Same

[@KesorodaBlk]

There’s something about peeing for longer than 30 seconds that just hits different… It’s inconvenient that you just have to sit there the entire time, but calming, satisfying, even cathartic.

[@weedmantrudeau5783]

amazing feel while drunk

[@SBerrioww]

@@weedmantrudeau5783 don’t know that because right now it would be illegal for me

[@SBerrioww]

100th like

[@troll2854]

Unless you're gay or a woman, who tf sits down while peeing😂😂

[@shou_gana1]

@@troll2854 i dont really think that matters too much even as a girl whenever that happens it feels like im experiencing a feeling that doesnt exist

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

It already feels like you’re excreting out an ocean after you’ve been holding it in for the duration of a 3 hour long movie.

[@canalso5806]

How are you in the "principal comments" tab?

[@Itzstaria]

@@canalso5806 ?

[@randomposts281]

bro ur verified with 1 vid

[@ayanokiji1886]

Here before this comment blows up

[@hggbjvnuvjcnygunkuhjij6961]

I gave black guy a black eye. You can’t see it.

[@MadPerfect3.5]

People in the year 3000 be like: "ha look at this kid, he believes in the blue ocean legend lolololool"

[@pocketswappers8767]

Childish Gambino will be there to defend him

[@TTeuio6969420]

I made the 69 like, hope no one ruins it!

[@egxypt3814]

@@TTeuio6969420 i won’t

[@JacobTD]

ima be here for when this blows up

[@kyle8064]

But humanity will die by then

[@TheSolBlader]

This is interesting and all but the real question still remains: how much piss would it take to destroy the moon?

[@0_clover740]

approximately 1 "super lazer" worth, also i'd bet it would really upset obama if it happened

[@rewenemp]

@@0_clover740 Would said “super lazer” and, forgive my profanity, appear as though it were “two balls and a bong”?

[@Bionic_Cross]

@@rewenemp I also believe there wouldn't be any quills or pillows involved in the Super Lazer's structure

[@Jul1n]

@@Bionic_Cross now THAT is an announcement

[@YoshiLikesFate]

Scientifically, its 700,000,000,000,000,000

[@kinggalactix]

Dude, Eggman was already peeing on the moon. He was WAAAAAY ahead of us in the space race.

[@clocktime3123]

Imagine if someone is presenting this as a presentation for science questions. Definitely would get a honor for that

[@Michelle_Zeus003]

Thanks for the idea 😂 👍

[@voovin]

This man put the actual time into doing something so stupid, give him an award

[@thebusdriver_gaming7573]

This isn't steam this is youtube

[@thatoneguy8374]

This ain't reddit too.

[@doctorcreeps2169]

@@thebusdriver_gaming7573 little did you know awards do exist outside of the virtual world as well

[@theperfectspecimen2697]

You can tell those two individuals live and breathe inside their computers

[@yashiorimiyu]

This isn't stupid it's useful information??

[@thebigcheese_6997]

This. This is the most underrated channel on the website. Verify this man already, christ.

[@KnightIA]

Yes

[@grod5998]

Don’t think he has enough subs for that

[@lucasamaral3911]

2

[@grod5998]

@@lucasamaral3911 oh my god. I can’t believe you’d say that. Take that bullshit to some other goddamn comment section, we don’t tolerate profanities like that here

[@thebigcheese_6997]

@@grod5998 who gives two flying fucks, this guy is a god!

[@WigWoo1]

I was hoping you were gonna go with the assumption that it was NON STOP PEEING forever until you peed out the ocean

[@jeremyabbott4537]

this, like you were given some kind of curse that made you nonstop pee. Nothing else wrong, and you never got dehydrated, just that you couldn't stop

[@VengefulPolititron]

thanks what I thought

[@CratthewF]

Oh shoot, if I’d have known it’d take that long, I’d have started sooner

[@CratthewF]

I have plans tonight, dang it

[@MrCucitrice]

Important revelation: 1: In Norse mythology, Thor is tricked into attempting to drink the entire ocean 2: Thor managed to drink almost all of it when he tried 3: There are still oceans Therefore, Thor must be able to piss absurdly fast. You heard it here first, folks.

[@Youtubeisntlettingmeuseczech]

Based

[@SlippyCyppy]

I don't think it was "almost all of it", but that he drank so much that he lowered the water level by like 2 inches worldwide Still a pretty big swig, and a lot of piss

[@mac6na6na26]

amazing

[@UmbreonFlash]

Do you realise if you drink a lot of water, your urine with be clean and even palatable to drink. So if Thor drunk that much water he would just piss out plain seawater.

[@he3004]

@@UmbreonFlash I realized this when I drank two bottles of water in about two minutes

[@angelavila0563]

Everyone:Nah that’ll take to long The Diabetics:Fine,I’ll do it myself

[@viporal7898]

*too

[@cinammontale2022]

I'm Diabetic ;--;

[@s1ngl3mfss3]

😖😖😖😖😖😖😖🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@PxP-Etcetera]

Cringe

[@s1ngl3mfss3]

@@PxP-Etcetera what? How?

[@controlledby4865]

idk what this is, but damn this is better than 100% of logan paul's "content"

[@guyz1204]

“Content” 😂

[@ulunkwulunk]

What you eat in?

[@TeaLurker]

The fact that these are questions I genuinely have for a while already Thanks for the answer, I needed it.

[@annassopreppy]

“Back in my day, the ocean was blue!”

[@debtherooster]

Underrated comment

[@freastt]

"Yeah right grandpa, I think it's time to take your meds and go to bed"

[@emma_nutella58]

So what you’re saying is that if we all pitch in we could get it done in a reasonable time

[@cutiebunnyamber3447]

eh .

[@goatedlogic]

I will gladly join in Jk

[@BebopBun]

I'm in if you are

[@davethesquid1864]

Change your pfp

[@apexhxund]

@@davethesquid1864 Change your attitude

[@M8OfTheNorth]

This is very useful information. I’m glad somebody finally answered this question.

[@StarDoesntUpload]

Out here asking the real questions. Respect.

[@dinkydonker4580]

“I don’t need sleep. I need answers.”

[@bigdogm5577]

You do need sleep its good for your brain cause it makes your brain calm

[@pattfromwiisportsresort8566]

1:20 pm i still dont feel sleepy. might stay awake another hour or two

[@theking88746]

@@bigdogm5577 r/wooooooosh

[@Narvalo_Lastar]

@Isaiah Ayafor I think they got the joke and they just replied like this it's some kind of komedy ig

[@luiswhiley]

this man is now in everyone’s suggested, and i’m glad he is

[@grrumakemeangry]

unluckily y‘all came late and he stopped doing videos :(

[@desktoleaf6042]

@@grrumakemeangry he said he was coming back because of his visa blowing up, he commented this on his most viewed vid :)

[@grrumakemeangry]

@@desktoleaf6042 oooh nice^^

[@TheAntiBully]

Fucking cringe who wants to know such stupidity weird and nasty

[@wyfyl6993]

0:06 "maths is my passion"

[@Zman201]

Other People: HA! you have diabetes. Me: Yeah well... I could pee out the oceans water faster than you!

[@edmundnschrag]

Check and mate.

[@WikingZ]

People in future: Yes, we finally did it.. *Tsunami siren turns on*

[@reflexors1964]

lmao

[@HachirouMochizuki._]

OH SHIT- 😂😂😂

[@Kai-oj6tc]

Pissnami

[@Phoenix-Handle]

Oh no D:

[@pretz1234]

Imagine? That would be disgusting on god.

[@professorracc.9780]

I'm kind of dissapointed that you did the math for regular amounts of peeing and not like a constant stream because when I imagine peeing out the ocean, my head just goes to like, my bladder just magically refills continually, cut out the middle man of kidneys

[@fanrco766]

well lets say you spend about 20-30 seconds peeing, and you pee 3-5 times a day. Then you spend about 2 minutes peeing per day. 2 minutes is 1/30th of an hour and 1/7200th of a day. So just divide all the results he came up with by around 7000 and you should have your constant stream figures!

[@TheNamesArif]

@@fanrco766 20-30 seconds peeing??? and that's regularly not when you drank a lot of water. what the hecc

[@blizzardkiehn2508]

@@TheNamesArif if you don't drink lots of water at once, you tend to get more, smaller periods in the restroom. (Personal experience)

[@HebiSnake]

@@blizzardkiehn2508 20-30 seconds is still a long damn time even with a mega full bladder unless you just pee slow or some shit I feel the actual time is like half that for most cases. Remember if we're trying to calculate for constant stream then all the preparatory stuff just before and just after a pee doesn't matter at all like undoing pants wiping and redoing pants and washing hands none of that would be relevant in this calculation.

[@HebiSnake]

@@fanrco766 20-30 seconds seems way too long dude unless you pee slow as hell even with a full bladder. We shouldn't be including any other part of the process other than pure urination. No undoing pants no wiping no redoing pants and no washing hands.

[@y4y863]

NOW THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS PEOPLE SHOULD BE ASKING

[@kuronblue]

for the time effort and dedicaton i give you a sub

[@jacobdalebout584]

KZbin did this guy dirty by recommending this 2 years after he stops uploading

[@CG64Mushro0m]

AAAAA

[@ssyudou7306]

i just realized...

[@dhedetry8571]

oh-

[@ricksanchez9920]

same :(

[@flashbeam7590]

Well at least we know he’s still active. He hearted a comment that was made recently

[@cometcat64]

This is the perfect content to watch at 3 am.

[@ScottOctober]

Haha damn, I'm here at 3Am also.

[@russianbroskie2026]

Rlly man

[@DXRdev]

Also at 3am

[@precotto5466]

3:37am Rn bro and I have pizza in hand

[@quinnyquinn4555]

it is currently 5:47 am for me

[@Ogpimaster]

This has been the useful information I've heard in months

[@alexe5818]

I like that he got strait to the point unlike other channels that would make this a 10 minute video

[@xxarcangelxx143]

What if the ocean disappeared. And everybody on earth joined together to refill the ocean with their pee. How long would that take.

[@pleasekillme1721]

A week. I mean, where we would drink lol

[@liftingvids6780]

@@pleasekillme1721 not the ocean

[@daalicornpro]

@@pleasekillme1721 The lake.

[@Avaints.]

@@pleasekillme1721 u don't drink the ocean 💀

[@Talhaaden]

I'd say about 2 400 000 000 000 000 000 Years

[@srsplob9997]

I'm surprised that a video like this doesn't have a million views

[@gruffcube]

Same

[@CharlyOmega]

Same, it's really high quality. Reminds me of Minute Earth

[@angelm7801]

Same

[@Wertyhappy27]

casually looks at new video

[@leepicmusicteen222]

It will soon

[@robdillenger4763]

glad I finally found this important and informative video, the search is over, we can rest easy.

[@micahbeckner2274]

Now this is the content ive been looking for

[@kingkaizoku85]

1:21 This is even more impressive when you remember you can put all planets (also pluto but it doesnt count anymore) between earth and moon

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

I thought that couldn't possible be true. Somehow it is. Even Jupiter is ''only'' 140 thousand kilometers large.

[@geschnitztekiste4111]

What???

[@fleuttre4510]

@@luvcherry still crazy

[@banana491]

*When you realize that only 3% of earths water is drinkable.*

[@callmeavery]

filters

[@Tykdhep]

So yeah, Water is made out of pee, And 80% of that pee comes from men, Women pee is not PURE, So that means men produce water from their penis, Although. Many dicks are being cut which makes a water shortage.

[@laddie8615]

@@Tykdhep bro what are u on abt this comment is so funny😭😭

[@screamingintotheabyss]

@@Tykdhep I can’t tell if this is sexist, transphobic, or even if it’s just serious-

[@MayaVibez]

@@Tykdhep what

[@doggo6442]

Out of all the videos he could make… he made this… RESPECT my guy

[@fauviasmay-mays]

Finally, the content I come to this website for.

[@maxgould2082]

This is inaccurate because of the varying density of water in the ocean, you shouldn't use volume for the calculation, but rather mols or grams.

[@pal_7]

Thanks youtube for recommending me this. My man, you deserve more views.

[@mr.ketchup4283]

Something we never asked, something we needed, you’re a hero

[@jpthepsycho1467]

This is the kind shit i watch at 3 am in the morning, and i always learn something from those than school

[@ethanlucier2544]

maybe I missed something, but what if we take into account if everyone was chipping in? like all 7 billion or so people

[@alexev651]

I worked out around 317,759,057 years. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I used the 7.69x10^25, divided it by 7,674,000,000 (approx. population of the Earth) for how many seconds it would take. Then divided that by 60 for minutes, 60 again for hours, by 24 for days then by 365 (of course you’d have to factor in leap years for a precise answer) which ended up to around about ~317,759,057 years. I hope that answers your question :)

[@creamdishes591]

@@alexev651 good job mane 👏

[@gnsfreaky3251]

@@alexev651 hey just wondering if u have Instagram if so can we be friends

[@whocares8567]

Ive actually asked myself this a lot, but replace the ocean for a nearby lake.

[@wmoros4902]

Thank you for the info, ill get started on the task

[@jimmysaldana8706]

I just saw the title and instantly subscribed

[@tashkie]

Thank you for answering my question that I thought of at 3am

[@pigman2186]

Thanks from uncle Bob too

[@boopdepix5765]

Thousands of years of constant human evolution to finally find out this most burning question, its a thing of beauty

[@Reiyxz]

This is incredibly chaotic and random. I love it

[@xavierf888]

really answering the hard hitting questions here

[@Ghost_in_a_Jacket]

Why are you not a 2,100,000 subscribers channel, these videos feel like they would come from a 2.1 million subscriber channel and would’ve been made 7 years ago but only got recommended now

[@marnetmar6246]

So, in theory, I could pump water from the middle of the ocean into a water filter which is then hooked up to an IV that is hooked into my veins, and I could pee into the sea indefinitely for 2.4 quintillion years?

[@SKO_PL]

your kidneys would fail long before then

[@mastershooter64]

@@SKO_PL challenge accepted

[@monkeman3679]

sick video!! cant wait for the english version

[@parky22]

My teacher: “make sure your report is educational” My report:

[@endk.3500]

Thanks, I’ve always wondered how long it would take to “excrete” out the oceans

[@T.r.a.i.n]

This dude makes educational videos 10x better

[@dennizback1469]

Very helpful 👍

[@jesseivann]

1:30 why must we suffer this torment!?

[@bigchungusdriplord2301]

This man asks the real questions Anyways Next episode: *How long would it take to poop out the earth*

[@theultimaterat5064]

one: fuck you thats awesome two: unlike the godsend of a piss you could get from this, that would be a trip to the bathroom that would SUCK.

[@aslan13lat67]

Then: how much toliet paper would it take to do that?

[@juliodelamo596]

Shrimps and more specific, shrimps heads are known for containing mercury. How many shrimps do a regular person need to eat to die of a mercury intoxication?

[@SIRMMA]

Very informative.

[@jp-ln7cl]

this man is asking the real questions.

[@ABC-by1tg]

You answered the question "how long would it take for a person to pee out all the oceans?" in a casual way AKA a person pissing just like it should everyday (3-5 times a day for a few dozens seconds) for a lot of days. But how fast could a person pee out the oceans if he/she peed all the time, 24 hours a day everyday given the capacity of a human urethra, the other golden law, pressure of liquid in a bladder and so on. Please answer.

[@gonkdroid3078]

3-5 times a day? Bitch i piss twice a day

[@xxxfaze_cumshotxxx7946]

@@gonkdroid3078 twice a day? Bitch I don't piss

[@gary1471]

When you find one of your favorite channels and you’re sad because he hasn’t uploaded in 2 years but then you realize he still hearts comments so you’re hopeful he’s gonna return

[@MrHappy1551]

I appreciate this information

[@HGScout]

nice, another video for my 'why is this in my recommended' playlist

[@galliumn8684]

This guy will always be the answerer of the most important questions known to mankind

[@loumauve]

The more important question to me seems to be.. how many humans would it take to complete this project when most would probably die pretty quickly from consuming all that salt.

[@miscellaneoof]

Everyone drinks through a lifestraw. If everyone on the planet did this nonstop it would still take hundreds of millions of years

[@asdawasda]

​@@miscellaneooflifestraw doesn't filter salt sadly

[@ashytoe9387]

Did not need to know this but thank you

[@bobthet-rex2718]

I saw this on my recommended, paused for a second and then clicked. I regret nothing.

[@NetherNinja]

THIS! These are the lessons we need to be taught in school

[@brysonorosa632]

I wanted him to say how long it'd take if everyone in the world did it

[@Nolimitsarmwrestling]

100020313x139192 yearsss

[@treewisps4085]

well you made that more complicated then it needed to be

[@odinwarlock2436]

Finally a man who asks the real questions.

[@knote_6361]

How did this get into my recommended? KZbin algorithm actually did it’s job finding me quality content.

[@canadadry5449]

This question has been plaguing me for years, but at long last, I can finally get some sleep.

[@djd00mshyer]

This answers the questions I never thought I had.

[@oldsport44]

New game theory lookin great!

[@slickserpent9484]

"I'm gonna go to sleep by 11 tonight" Me at 3am:

[@TwinkleGaming97]

Wait a second. I thought I was watching one of these big 2-3 million subscriber channels. You will blow up my dude. Good luck!

[@M3meKnight]

Finally, someone answers the important question!

[@Nathan-rb7el]

This was litteraly some random thing I was thinking of the other day

[@AxmPlays]

0:20 np

[@user-mc2lg4iw9e]

Everyone's brain at 3 am will sync and think about this somehow

[@johnisntfunctioning1124]

This... is the questions we should all be asking.

[@avacadotoast766]

This is the real question that needs to be answered

[@MogaTange]

How long would it take to “excrete” the earths solid mass.

[@Zeqweery]

Stop

[@experiment-65986AA-FAILURE]

Don't stop

[@MogaTange]

I’ll keep going but I haven’t made much of a dent.

[@experiment-65986AA-FAILURE]

@@MogaTange good the piss shall flow

[@Nyandola]

what the hell

[@minaxaArt]

It’s in the algorithm now, so it begins

[@CTGReviews]

I had the 1 trillion lions vs the sun in my recommendations.

[@insane5907]

I better start contributing now

[@thesleepydot]

i love questions like this. so random. i wanna know. i also would have loved to be the one to answer it, because you learn random fants that ARE fun because then you can answer stupid questions like thes

[@ZAICROME]

Alternative title: how to give earth-chan a golden shower

[@natang_penyuberbulu]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[@julius855]

The very definiton of *I DONT NEED SLEEP I NEED ANSWERS!*

[@emma_loomis]

This was a weird way to have an existential crisis

[@jason_sythedasilva5859]

The fact that there are water molecules that haven't been in a body is crazy to me

[@rumiaito5775]

"Ouuuuh God, Mom gonna be PISSED at you for breaking that glasses." (Insert other siblings Doing and saying the samething) That one teen: wait...Piss?

[@snaukball8764]

0:46 earth-chan

[@Akapulko]

Come on guys stop lacking and start helping, i started doing this ages ago, its time for all yall to help

[@Dra1nCleaner]

Haven’t watched the video yet but just the thought of how long this would take us triggering my megalophobia. Still gonna like tho