How Many 5 Year-Olds Could You Fight? -- And 18 Other DONGs!

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Vsauce

Vsauce

Күн бұрын

Пікірлер: 11 000
@thegreatmoustachio
@thegreatmoustachio 8 жыл бұрын
I really wanted to hear Vsauce mathematically deconstruct how many five year olds an average man could fist fight at any given time, and for how long they could keep it up.
@kalagift2575
@kalagift2575 8 жыл бұрын
I'm very disappointed. Towards the end I even checked to see if I was watching the same video.
@SaveHipHop100
@SaveHipHop100 8 жыл бұрын
i could destroy at least 300 5 year olds
@deeznutz1608
@deeznutz1608 8 жыл бұрын
Alpha-Q-Up me 2
@NickawesomessLeo
@NickawesomessLeo 8 жыл бұрын
me too
@acceptthetruthitwillsetyou2598
@acceptthetruthitwillsetyou2598 8 жыл бұрын
not going to lie I thought he was going to get super philosophical and come up with a pretty close estimate lol
@ChirsSmedely
@ChirsSmedely 6 жыл бұрын
I was looking forward to the science behind fighting large amounts of children at once and honestly I'm a little let down
@DarkMetaOFFICIAL
@DarkMetaOFFICIAL 4 жыл бұрын
maybe someday, science will crack the code. until then, godspeed.
@PGLos
@PGLos 4 жыл бұрын
Sameeee
@24magiccarrot
@24magiccarrot 4 жыл бұрын
@@DarkMetaOFFICIAL If the 5 year olds adopt optimum strategy an average sized man would be able to beat 4 5 year olds. Sub optimum strategy the number could arguably be hundreds of thousands depending on how sub optimally the 5 year olds fight
@DarkMetaOFFICIAL
@DarkMetaOFFICIAL 4 жыл бұрын
@@24magiccarrot maybe on paper but not in practice I would say lol.
@24magiccarrot
@24magiccarrot 4 жыл бұрын
@@DarkMetaOFFICIAL Objectively we can only evaluate optimum strategy. Based on that you should only expect to be able to beat the average number of 5 year olds you can dead lift if they all jump on you at once. The average weight of a 5 year old is about 40Ib an untrained averaged sized man can lift about 175Ib 175/40 is 4.37 we don't have 0.37 of a child so the number is 4. Once the 5th child jumps on you, you won't be able to push them off you.
@Ferri-San
@Ferri-San 5 жыл бұрын
Vsauce: how many 5 year olds could you fight? Anakin Skywalker: yes
@DadicekCz
@DadicekCz 5 жыл бұрын
Underrated 😅😂😂
@madmannn9576
@madmannn9576 5 жыл бұрын
Hi there.
@calendil
@calendil 5 жыл бұрын
Chuckling in the middle of night in the bed because of you.. my wife gives me a weird look.
@gamalielvacasolis3484
@gamalielvacasolis3484 5 жыл бұрын
Daenerys Targaryen (who literally burned EVERYONE in Kings Landing): Are you challenging me?
@wolfegeist7808
@wolfegeist7808 5 жыл бұрын
Oh dear
@sauce242
@sauce242 7 жыл бұрын
Well from experience about 13, probably could of got at least 20 if the Police weren't patrolling the Play Ground.
@bratantm9385
@bratantm9385 6 жыл бұрын
You are the reason i love youtube
@TheIdiotFr0102
@TheIdiotFr0102 5 жыл бұрын
Evil ;);
@clovermx1472
@clovermx1472 5 жыл бұрын
lol
@imblue5133
@imblue5133 5 жыл бұрын
I dont know if i should post it on r/cursedcomments or r/oddlyspecifc
@lancetheking7524
@lancetheking7524 5 жыл бұрын
why would the police patrol a playground?
@mistermoose-2926
@mistermoose-2926 8 жыл бұрын
I wanted him to do the math on how many 5 year olds a grown man to fight :(
@windowcleaner4724
@windowcleaner4724 7 жыл бұрын
Mister Moose HD yeah
@Quince477
@Quince477 7 жыл бұрын
Mister Moose HD why did he clickbait?
@surfistacatolico
@surfistacatolico 7 жыл бұрын
87
@simonruszczak5563
@simonruszczak5563 7 жыл бұрын
Someone should test it for real, on behalf of science.
@GlitchClaw
@GlitchClaw 6 жыл бұрын
FUCKING SAME
@carlosmejia5728
@carlosmejia5728 8 жыл бұрын
Last time I tried I was able to beat 20 of them before their parents got there to help them....not fair !
@johnblimbo
@johnblimbo 8 жыл бұрын
ikr?!?!
@johnblimbo
@johnblimbo 8 жыл бұрын
It's a joke, dipshit.
@zombieslaya1985
@zombieslaya1985 8 жыл бұрын
It's illegal? Weird, everyone I know beats up 5 year old on sight, so much so that it's unwritten rule of our community to keep 5 year olds and younger inside a safety tank. Where a machine prepares them food. Newborn children are taken from birth immediately to live in safety. At 6 years old is when most older siblings finally meet their socially awkward little brother or sister. The system works, but I swear if I see any 5 year old son running around I'm gonna curb stomp the squirt.
@objectiveopinions2515
@objectiveopinions2515 8 жыл бұрын
I got 52
@HugoGojibiter
@HugoGojibiter 8 жыл бұрын
+Lord Inquisitor I got to 99. Was just going to bring my fist down on the last one when the time ran out
@bullhonk6376
@bullhonk6376 4 жыл бұрын
"I've also been looking at dongs" - Vsause 2012
@optimx314
@optimx314 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@nuridenizdurucu1249
@nuridenizdurucu1249 Жыл бұрын
C'mon man, who isn't looking at dongs really?
@trentburgess7246
@trentburgess7246 5 жыл бұрын
The how many 5 year olds could you take in a fight website isn't there anymore 😔 F
@annie1annie124
@annie1annie124 4 жыл бұрын
f
@user-hu3iy9gz5j
@user-hu3iy9gz5j 4 жыл бұрын
F in peace
@mik2420
@mik2420 4 жыл бұрын
The only way now is to actually try and hope you don't go down in the process :(
@codeywilson2151
@codeywilson2151 4 жыл бұрын
F
@lamons664
@lamons664 4 жыл бұрын
yeah it is i just took it and it said i can fight 28 and tbh im happy with that number
@beyondw01f3
@beyondw01f3 8 жыл бұрын
how many 5 year olds can you fight? y'know. the important questions in life
@JY-eo3te
@JY-eo3te 7 жыл бұрын
+blobber5678 is awesome Sure. you can totally do that forever
@Kattytatty02
@Kattytatty02 8 жыл бұрын
I'm severely disappointed my question was not answered.
@shrekisgod4024
@shrekisgod4024 5 жыл бұрын
If you are 41, you can kill about 10 -15. idk it's been a while. I'm 2 years into my life sentence this is parole.
@ProGamer00008
@ProGamer00008 5 жыл бұрын
I can take 31 five year olds lol
@BD-1-And-Only
@BD-1-And-Only 4 жыл бұрын
This question was already asked on Family Guy lol
@ilustrado7291
@ilustrado7291 8 жыл бұрын
How many 5 year olds can *The Rock* fight?
@zackshekelstein1034
@zackshekelstein1034 8 жыл бұрын
Ilustrado until he gets tired
@ilustrado7291
@ilustrado7291 8 жыл бұрын
U wot M8 Exactly!
@andrewsartwork
@andrewsartwork 8 жыл бұрын
Ilustrado all of them
@patrick-vm2uw
@patrick-vm2uw 8 жыл бұрын
About 20
@vangla1482
@vangla1482 8 жыл бұрын
Ilustrado Here's a better question: How many can John Cena fight?
@hexayin
@hexayin 6 жыл бұрын
Now that I've watched a video with both "5 year olds" and "DONGs" in the title, I think I'm on some sort of government watch list...
@michaelbotelho2714
@michaelbotelho2714 4 жыл бұрын
I think the government got lost down the rabbit hole of dongs and is no longer keeping that particular list, at least that is what my research shows..... not that I was keeping tabs on the government......
@camw3657
@camw3657 8 жыл бұрын
"I've been looking at dongs."
@rann808
@rann808 8 жыл бұрын
ikr. so funny. why the crap did he make that acronym.
@marshallrich7115
@marshallrich7115 8 жыл бұрын
Same
@zinqtable1092
@zinqtable1092 8 жыл бұрын
For that exact reason.
@rann808
@rann808 8 жыл бұрын
change the acronym to Play Online Right Now
@LukeOrionMarble
@LukeOrionMarble 8 жыл бұрын
hey you took my joke
@val9847
@val9847 8 жыл бұрын
So basically click click click shows the country with really bored people?
@xXTedwarriorXx
@xXTedwarriorXx 8 жыл бұрын
Crazy FBI 100%
@elitegamerz2626
@elitegamerz2626 8 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@clemensmoeller4549
@clemensmoeller4549 8 жыл бұрын
Poland is number one by far. They have 2.7 million clicks. Places 2&3 are Hungary and Slovakia.
@kweqwequgtweqfq4694
@kweqwequgtweqfq4694 8 жыл бұрын
Slovakia has 666,666 at this moment :o
@sombrerotortoise8107
@sombrerotortoise8107 7 жыл бұрын
Clemens Moeller REALLY? WE ARE NUMBER ONE? wait that sounded weird. Well i dont know if i should be proud or not...
@FriedEgg101
@FriedEgg101 8 жыл бұрын
I feel like I could fight an infinite number of 5 year olds, unless they bit me. The teeth are the best weapon of kids.
@lewisunsing5207
@lewisunsing5207 8 жыл бұрын
and when they get their mom, with handbags
@freeziboi3249
@freeziboi3249 8 жыл бұрын
Lewis Unsing There's no telling what's in those handbags D:
@b_t_b_h_
@b_t_b_h_ 7 жыл бұрын
fried egg sandwich, I remember that game based on your icon! How random I love it!
@congus5007
@congus5007 7 жыл бұрын
Lol, death sentence in jail, fucking ROFL, you goddamn wimps.
@fatmon6336
@fatmon6336 7 жыл бұрын
FriedEggSandwich try taking the kid off and then forcely brake their jaw
@sperionstudios121
@sperionstudios121 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Vsauce: So ReCeNtLy I'vE bEeN tHiNkInG aBoUt DoNgS.
@konstantinbudzhanski2774
@konstantinbudzhanski2774 4 жыл бұрын
Looking at*
@TSplats
@TSplats 4 жыл бұрын
ThATS WHat sHe SAiD
@Joemame
@Joemame 4 жыл бұрын
Ha, GAYYYYYY
@marianokaz1503
@marianokaz1503 3 жыл бұрын
Things you can Do Online Now Guys
@leaf5611
@leaf5611 9 жыл бұрын
I once was attacked by a bunch of 5/6 year olds. It was my little sister's party and I'm sitting in the living room talking to my other sister and all of a sudden I'm tacked by a bunch of kiddies. They started jumping on me and punching, limbs flying everywhere on me, and I was trying to push them away, but not hurt them, and it didn't work. And it freaking hurt when someone elbows you in the stomach, kid or not. I started yelping for someone to help me but everyone else just stood around laughing because apperantly it was funny. When the jits finally got bored and left, I went upstairs, refused to talk to anyone and only came down for cake.
@Nochucktester
@Nochucktester 9 жыл бұрын
+Sapphire Scythe HAHAHAHA
@Bega333
@Bega333 9 жыл бұрын
+Sapphire Scythe Plot twist: You were also 5 years old at the time, right?
@francoidk1380
@francoidk1380 9 жыл бұрын
+Socially awkward guy Try to ignore him Hahahaha I guess I had the same reaction when reading that comment xD
@lovebirdmic
@lovebirdmic 9 жыл бұрын
+Sapphire Scythe Better then getting a black eye from them.
@YoHoOMirster
@YoHoOMirster 9 жыл бұрын
+Sapphire Scythe Why did you not slap them with cake?
@veobro1456
@veobro1456 6 жыл бұрын
Wait till they start biting
@trumpetboi7901
@trumpetboi7901 5 жыл бұрын
then grab the bat
@-Genki
@-Genki 5 жыл бұрын
@@trumpetboi7901 and what about the glock right next to the bat. Glocks need attention too. 😡
@Spookymane.
@Spookymane. 5 жыл бұрын
Skuff niggawhat?
@trumpetboi7901
@trumpetboi7901 5 жыл бұрын
@@-Genki then hit them with a glock. Simple
@jeramysteve3394
@jeramysteve3394 5 жыл бұрын
That's what guns are for.
@carealoo744
@carealoo744 2 жыл бұрын
It's heartbreaking how so many of these aren't even real anymore
@losingluke
@losingluke 5 жыл бұрын
Whenever I fight 5 year olds their parents come over And steal my kills
@user-su6js9po4l
@user-su6js9po4l 4 жыл бұрын
cursed comment right there
@spheredude6003
@spheredude6003 4 жыл бұрын
*gun*
@theoneknownasj6407
@theoneknownasj6407 9 жыл бұрын
How to defeat 5 year olds: Throw a grenade that looks like a giant candy.
@theoneknownasj6407
@theoneknownasj6407 9 жыл бұрын
Griffiith .... tear gas...?
@edgygigas
@edgygigas 9 жыл бұрын
+Griffiith same thing
@syok1107
@syok1107 9 жыл бұрын
+You or.. you know, a grenade.
@user-fx4hp2em8s
@user-fx4hp2em8s 9 жыл бұрын
or ask them what blockland is to distract them
@Misotheistism
@Misotheistism 9 жыл бұрын
+Griffiith Fighting vs Killing is the same thing when pinned against a 5 year old. If you punch a 5 year old without holding back... it's more than likely going to kill them
@blazeweedm989
@blazeweedm989 8 жыл бұрын
Hungary used sweatshop workers to click
@zakeywak
@zakeywak 8 жыл бұрын
+BlazeWeedM9 too true bro
@lilpwnr01
@lilpwnr01 8 жыл бұрын
The Turbo click ruins the point of the game the max is 999 and when you unlock the turboclick you can just sit there until you reach 999
@bigchungus7327
@bigchungus7327 8 жыл бұрын
:( but im hungarian
@lorincotto863
@lorincotto863 8 жыл бұрын
+Tactical Marshmallow Ó, egy magyar :)
@ls200076
@ls200076 8 жыл бұрын
+Tactical Marshmallow ni-hao
@WackyOctopus
@WackyOctopus 8 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of stuff I actually think about at 2am
@nopeopleperson7747
@nopeopleperson7747 6 жыл бұрын
J Christopher is it weird that I originally found this comment at 2am a year later?
@leachy6102
@leachy6102 6 жыл бұрын
No people Person same😂
@Empriction
@Empriction 7 жыл бұрын
Only 5 year olds could dislike the vid.
@AJ-Channel
@AJ-Channel 8 жыл бұрын
0:10 "I've also been looking at dongs." lmao
@kittuete
@kittuete 7 жыл бұрын
likes 21 five year olds
@threydrey328
@threydrey328 7 жыл бұрын
Alan Jay hey my name is Alan too!
@arthurroth2630
@arthurroth2630 7 жыл бұрын
"I'VE ALSO BEEN LOOKING AT DONGS" said michael
@LiberatedMind1
@LiberatedMind1 11 жыл бұрын
OMG, I have ALWAYS contemplated this. Ever since elementary I thought surely a few of this little runts will be no problem but an army of a 1000 could pose a serious problem!
@StudyLOL.
@StudyLOL. Жыл бұрын
11 year old KZbin video has better sound design than many modern movies
@superweirdguy123
@superweirdguy123 11 жыл бұрын
The 5 year old game takes me to some weird dating site that then redirects me to another weird dating site.
@naveenvincent1005
@naveenvincent1005 11 жыл бұрын
Same here
@alyssagregory7743
@alyssagregory7743 10 жыл бұрын
me too i really want to see
@PRATAIPIARAS
@PRATAIPIARAS 10 жыл бұрын
click "no thanks, take me to my quiz results" bottom of the dating page.
@Kingfeel25
@Kingfeel25 10 жыл бұрын
Pierce Dalton i can't find what you are talking about
@alyssagregory7743
@alyssagregory7743 10 жыл бұрын
how many 5 year olds can you take. the thing they talked about in the video. thats what we are talking about
@haydenwest1468
@haydenwest1468 10 жыл бұрын
when i click on the 5 year old thing it takes me to a dating site :/
@StranaHyena
@StranaHyena 9 жыл бұрын
Mr. vsauce: I've been looking at some dongs. me: OH WHAAAT?
@K_U1314
@K_U1314 5 жыл бұрын
"I've been looking at DONGS" *insert lenny face here*
@MaskingTapeOYO
@MaskingTapeOYO 9 жыл бұрын
Dongs?If this catches on everyone would be like, Hey bro! What's your favorite dong?
@gerRule
@gerRule 9 жыл бұрын
The ladies love my dong
@toby3549
@toby3549 9 жыл бұрын
+gerard adams yh bro i bet they love your do online now GUYS
@thefootballguyhd1595
@thefootballguyhd1595 9 жыл бұрын
+
@fpsRussiaviewer
@fpsRussiaviewer 10 жыл бұрын
The 5 year olds link takes me to a dating site. . .
@homiegisalive
@homiegisalive 10 жыл бұрын
i think that dating site bought the domain.....
@Dadik2580
@Dadik2580 10 жыл бұрын
***** there is a new link: www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5 :D
@homiegisalive
@homiegisalive 10 жыл бұрын
Dadik2580 which is also owned by Mingle2 but you have the option to skip to your results
@ThePurpleJuggler
@ThePurpleJuggler 10 жыл бұрын
same
@eggebrt9081
@eggebrt9081 10 жыл бұрын
Just type it in google
@adamdinaully5500
@adamdinaully5500 11 жыл бұрын
Wow, I'm sick and feeling quite down today... So knowing that I could take on 23 five year olds, and 24 90 year olds has completely made my day. I'm so proud of myself.
@arnoldswaggerson6938
@arnoldswaggerson6938 5 жыл бұрын
0:12 Me explaining to my mom what I did on my computer
@jakekymantas8778
@jakekymantas8778 Жыл бұрын
💀
@eugeniaamariei8626
@eugeniaamariei8626 Жыл бұрын
I look at D.O.N.G.S too.
@liljwesley7107
@liljwesley7107 8 жыл бұрын
Omg i laughed so hard when i read the title to this video 😂😂😂 anyone else?
@clarkfeeley1959
@clarkfeeley1959 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah they seriously need to rethink that acronym. I'm worried my "Constantly Undergoing Normal Tension" is a bad idea as well...
@gxbrxxl9626
@gxbrxxl9626 7 жыл бұрын
Savage 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥👌👌💯💯💯🔝🔝
@ianfitchett2768
@ianfitchett2768 11 жыл бұрын
A country with a population of 10 million contributed about 4 million clicks... There must not be much entertainment in Hungary.
@FoxxyCZ
@FoxxyCZ 8 жыл бұрын
I was expecting to find out how many average 5-year-olds it was possible for an average adult person to fight. How many do you think?
@SqueezyLemon
@SqueezyLemon 8 жыл бұрын
hmm as i think an average adult can take 8-15 at once but indivsually i would go as far as a 1000
@theftaguy822
@theftaguy822 8 жыл бұрын
19.6 sps is my average btw i'm 16
@windowcleaner4724
@windowcleaner4724 7 жыл бұрын
FoxxyCZ over 10
@MilezAwxy
@MilezAwxy 7 жыл бұрын
20 maybe...
@iMakeItFun
@iMakeItFun 6 жыл бұрын
FoxxyCZ maybe 20 lol they'd probably run away as soon as you hit one😂
@KenLinx
@KenLinx 2 жыл бұрын
dude early 2010s internet was the best. So many DONGs and not everything was prying to get at your wallet.
@aeco44
@aeco44 2 жыл бұрын
What happens when you go to the how many 5 year olds link
@aswfabt
@aswfabt 2 жыл бұрын
@@aeco44 something sketchy
@GDoor23
@GDoor23 6 жыл бұрын
*SEES THE TITLE* Me: interesting *AFTER THE VIDEO* Me: Well thay didn't help...
@GalackAH
@GalackAH 9 жыл бұрын
The internet likes males about - 45% The internet likes females about 44.2% Gender equality is perfect
@GalackAH
@GalackAH 9 жыл бұрын
Tumbler wot?
@Eventerre
@Eventerre 9 жыл бұрын
+Galack Mapper Where is the other 10%
@GalackAH
@GalackAH 9 жыл бұрын
I don't know, this was 2 months ago, plus this was not a complete percentage, just a "45% of the internet like Males" and 44.2 percent of the internet likes Females
@Eventerre
@Eventerre 9 жыл бұрын
Then 10% of the internet likes.. animals?
@PhoenixBaby96
@PhoenixBaby96 8 жыл бұрын
+Beautiful Chaos There's 1% left. Who occupies it?
@Paulthefonz
@Paulthefonz 10 жыл бұрын
the 5 year old one doesnt work
@littlebadwolf8129
@littlebadwolf8129 10 жыл бұрын
Works for me. Did you notice to skip the ad that pops up first, there's a "No thanks" link at the bottom right. And apparently I could take on 10 five-year old kids in a figth. :P
@Paulthefonz
@Paulthefonz 10 жыл бұрын
oh
@Paulthefonz
@Paulthefonz 10 жыл бұрын
wolfoutlaw actualy there isnt
@littlebadwolf8129
@littlebadwolf8129 10 жыл бұрын
Paulthefonz There was on my screen. Try another browser?
@Paulthefonz
@Paulthefonz 10 жыл бұрын
i only have explorer
@myironlung0110
@myironlung0110 Жыл бұрын
“I’ve also been looking at DONGS” -Vsauce 2012
@LEMONSPatusky
@LEMONSPatusky 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Vsauce: How many 5 year olds could you fight?
@Darko807
@Darko807 4 жыл бұрын
I thought about that since I left school 10 yrs ago
@shanechenmusic
@shanechenmusic 5 жыл бұрын
2:33 who’s Joe?
@ragemanoj
@ragemanoj 5 жыл бұрын
Joe mama 😂😂😂 don't make jokes on me
@ammagon4519
@ammagon4519 5 жыл бұрын
No don't do it!
@SupposedlyFilthy
@SupposedlyFilthy 5 жыл бұрын
Yuri told me not to say it
@dmmy126
@dmmy126 5 жыл бұрын
Vsauce: how many 5 year olds could you fight "The Slap" video: ok
@burikinodance
@burikinodance 5 жыл бұрын
0:36 Who leaked yet another treaty?
@mingtheoofer4101
@mingtheoofer4101 5 жыл бұрын
"I've been looking at dongs" Ummm ok
@MetalGearSolid198
@MetalGearSolid198 11 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many people faked their answers on that five year old fight test. I can take on 22.
@madhououinkyoma
@madhououinkyoma 4 жыл бұрын
So Michael had been into Dongs way before Ding.
@Awestar
@Awestar 4 жыл бұрын
I’d probably try and get them into a narrow hall, so they have to be 1 by 1 lined up, and I’ll just keep killing them
@OleDonKedic
@OleDonKedic 8 жыл бұрын
"I've also been looking at dongs" lmao.
@IvyMidrVega
@IvyMidrVega 9 жыл бұрын
The internet is positive about Stacy's Mom. They think she's got it goin' on. c:
@mikedavid4911
@mikedavid4911 9 жыл бұрын
Ivy Vega i love you...lol
@seanjenkins4459
@seanjenkins4459 9 жыл бұрын
Ivy Vega How did you get it to work? it never works for me
@seanjenkins4459
@seanjenkins4459 9 жыл бұрын
Ivy Vega How did you get it to work? it never works for me
@thebulltothebrain
@thebulltothebrain 9 жыл бұрын
+Grammar Nazi Andre Wright you didn't get the joke?
@darkwindsage
@darkwindsage 9 жыл бұрын
Ivy Vega She's all that I want...
@ToastGreeting
@ToastGreeting 2 жыл бұрын
I wish I absorbed more of Michael's DONG videos back when I was in grade 8 then bookmarked a ton of them for highschool. Would've spiced up grade 11 and 12 a bit when I had free time
@crylune
@crylune 2 жыл бұрын
This comment canonically ends at "DONG" and no one can tell me otherwise
@bjornrie
@bjornrie Жыл бұрын
I was in grade 8 too at that time!
@woodeater2262
@woodeater2262 7 жыл бұрын
How many waves of 4 kindergarteners you could beat with a second grade boss coming at you every 5 waves
@NorokVokun
@NorokVokun 8 жыл бұрын
the 5 year olds site does not work for me... did it get dhut down or what?
@nikosoukkala2648
@nikosoukkala2648 8 жыл бұрын
Captain plea... fuck wrong site
@lesleybooth6058
@lesleybooth6058 8 жыл бұрын
same for me
@The_RoboDoc
@The_RoboDoc 8 жыл бұрын
yeah
@nikosoukkala2648
@nikosoukkala2648 8 жыл бұрын
buzzfeed has made another one of those you can find it by searching "buzzfeed how many 5 years Olds"
@i_like_pengwinz1065
@i_like_pengwinz1065 8 жыл бұрын
Thank you my dude
@rededed2136
@rededed2136 3 жыл бұрын
3:30 among us
@havok0947
@havok0947 3 жыл бұрын
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
@zoglargacoonduh
@zoglargacoonduh 11 жыл бұрын
"I've been looking at dongs" Wut.
@KevinQ
@KevinQ 11 жыл бұрын
He was on Chatroulette?
@tapwat3r949
@tapwat3r949 4 жыл бұрын
Me: *trying to sleep* KZbin: how many five year olds could you fight Me: I WONDER
@JohnSmith-ns6dp
@JohnSmith-ns6dp 4 жыл бұрын
Keep wondering. It's a click bait title.
@finkyfamboni4333
@finkyfamboni4333 3 жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmith-ns6dp how?
@zaidhamid7269
@zaidhamid7269 3 жыл бұрын
4:43 DID HE JUST SAID Just said.. "Stay SUSSY"
@DScottWhitaker
@DScottWhitaker 10 жыл бұрын
You never told me how many five year olds I could take out in a fight.....wtf
@cosmic_gate476
@cosmic_gate476 10 жыл бұрын
use the link!
@Raging
@Raging 9 жыл бұрын
The five year old website takes me to some bullshit "Welcome to nginx on EPEL!" page
@lightrosebud
@lightrosebud 9 жыл бұрын
Raging Man Yeah, it used to work. It also had a test to see how long you could live inside your own freezer.
@GamingCharizard
@GamingCharizard 9 жыл бұрын
+Raging Man web.archive.org/web/20130912000035/www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
@Dmoker139
@Dmoker139 9 жыл бұрын
+Gaming Charizard Once i finish the survey i don´t get any results :(
@GamingCharizard
@GamingCharizard 9 жыл бұрын
Shambles sorry about that, I didn't know that happened
@jacobrogers798
@jacobrogers798 8 жыл бұрын
That's what I did and I could beat up 52 apparently
@rdclips3647
@rdclips3647 3 жыл бұрын
Vsauce: how many kids could you fight? Bodybuilders: yes
@aadil6307
@aadil6307 8 жыл бұрын
0:04 - watching this in bed feels i just woke up next to him... Tf you want here Michael?? (0_0)
@Steve-uu7yx
@Steve-uu7yx 3 жыл бұрын
Its sad most of these links are dead...
@cherryfan0016
@cherryfan0016 5 жыл бұрын
2. I know because I’ve had to fend off against a duo of five year olds at once in the past. Still nothing confirming my ability to fight three.
@nailgut101
@nailgut101 4 жыл бұрын
If you’re able to do a Kamehameha, you can wipe out millions if not billions of 5 year olds
@AstroInvasionGaming
@AstroInvasionGaming 9 жыл бұрын
Music at 1:55 is what? (Darude Sandstorm Comments accepted)
@SmashupPvper
@SmashupPvper 9 жыл бұрын
Idk type it up
@idk-kn6nw
@idk-kn6nw 9 жыл бұрын
Sandstorm-Darude
@gogychachanidze4971
@gogychachanidze4971 9 жыл бұрын
+TheAstroBros jake chudnow-145
@gogychachanidze4971
@gogychachanidze4971 9 жыл бұрын
+TheAstroBros jake chudnow-145
@al1234560
@al1234560 9 жыл бұрын
145 poodles just type it in KZbin search
@brucehallgren1678
@brucehallgren1678 10 жыл бұрын
That yodel is from the song, "Seattle Yodel," by the Gorillaz.
@kayrose6670
@kayrose6670 8 жыл бұрын
apparently the internet feels positively about murder
@ransakreject5221
@ransakreject5221 2 жыл бұрын
This video stayed in my head for many years. Needed to finally find out. 42. That’s the answer.
@lazerc8913
@lazerc8913 2 жыл бұрын
How did you figure it out tho
@ransakreject5221
@ransakreject5221 2 жыл бұрын
@@lazerc8913Orphanages in the 3rd world countries are great resources
@superaleksibros2
@superaleksibros2 5 жыл бұрын
No one: Not a single soul: Not even aliens: Vsauce: *How many 5 year-olds could you fight?*
@mamacofeliz6025
@mamacofeliz6025 5 жыл бұрын
I ask it to myself once in a while...
@drabberfrog
@drabberfrog 5 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately the link doesn't work anymore so I will never know how many 5 year olds I could fight.
@supaplayer
@supaplayer 5 жыл бұрын
This comment format is extremely stale and unfunny, so overused
@drabberfrog
@drabberfrog 5 жыл бұрын
@@supaplayer It take even less effort to criticize someone elses comment.
@supaplayer
@supaplayer 5 жыл бұрын
Andrew Siegel Not really, the fact that the op comment is based off a preexisting joke means he just has to insert whatever
@OdahKing
@OdahKing 11 жыл бұрын
The mosaic maker doesn't work, I tried time and time again it does nothing at all.
@peterjohnstone4114
@peterjohnstone4114 11 жыл бұрын
i clicked on the 5 year olds link and it took me to a dating site o.o
@yaoguai8459
@yaoguai8459 11 жыл бұрын
Hopefully it wasn't one where you talk to 5 year olds because you might want to destroy your hard drive son.
@peterjohnstone4114
@peterjohnstone4114 11 жыл бұрын
Yao Guai im glad it wasnt xD *whew*
@vitalcubegaming3214
@vitalcubegaming3214 11 жыл бұрын
me to
@peterjohnstone4114
@peterjohnstone4114 11 жыл бұрын
invaderZimFan www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5 there is the correct link :D i just saved you all from getting a jail sentence :D
@rsokesclips3171
@rsokesclips3171 11 жыл бұрын
I can fight 31 :D
@watdafact2
@watdafact2 2 жыл бұрын
4:37 I didn't know Destin of SmarterEverday used to not appear on camera before
@TinCanTap
@TinCanTap 2 жыл бұрын
all the websites are taken down :C
@aeco44
@aeco44 2 жыл бұрын
The one with kids is a pc virus now so yay
@you_just
@you_just 8 жыл бұрын
This is like one of those Vsauce video memes
@christiancacioppo2472
@christiancacioppo2472 8 жыл бұрын
You_just EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
@ninefold7937
@ninefold7937 7 жыл бұрын
“Ive also been looking at dongs” - Vsauce 2012
@vortex6938
@vortex6938 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I’ve been waiting for someone to answer this question.
@A-Duck
@A-Duck 10 жыл бұрын
Apparently the internet is overwhelmingly positive about foreskin. I don't really know how to process that information.
@RadicalEn010
@RadicalEn010 9 жыл бұрын
A Duck Collect as many foreskins as possible and wait for their market value to increase. Circumcise strangers, get money. I predict you will make 100% profit in the next 2 years, there will undoubted be an increase in demand for the product.
@UserName-fe5dc
@UserName-fe5dc 9 жыл бұрын
A Duck I think your confused. You're a sheep not a duck.
@tomshimizu129
@tomshimizu129 9 жыл бұрын
@jamez6398
@jamez6398 9 жыл бұрын
A Duck I love foreskin! I eat fried human baby foreskin for breakfast! :D
@planetfork2925
@planetfork2925 7 жыл бұрын
"I've been looking at dongs" - Michael, 2012
@cmonbruh4799
@cmonbruh4799 10 жыл бұрын
Yea the 5 year old thing is a dating site
@joe.7295
@joe.7295 3 жыл бұрын
"how many 5 yos can you fight?" all of them.
@alexisF1031
@alexisF1031 5 жыл бұрын
I clicked in “what the internet thinks” and I typed in murder, 87% love it
@pandrzewko2780
@pandrzewko2780 5 жыл бұрын
No, no... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@martti1190
@martti1190 6 жыл бұрын
Better question is how many 9-year-olds can T-series fight against!
@TOMBSTONESTAN
@TOMBSTONESTAN 11 жыл бұрын
Rubbish! My grandkids kick the crap out of me and theres only two of them,Bah!
@alionking1023
@alionking1023 4 жыл бұрын
i legit read this title and took a second look to see if it was actually VSauce's video it was
@meowser2990
@meowser2990 8 жыл бұрын
I can fight 50 five year olds. Easy. (Looks into amount and concept) Lets tone it down to 10.
@Kalki1122
@Kalki1122 2 жыл бұрын
They are 5 not 12 or something, you should be able to fight them all until you get tired and they still kill you
@gmorris65
@gmorris65 9 жыл бұрын
"...I've also been looking a dongs..." Hey now..
@TreeNutYT
@TreeNutYT 4 жыл бұрын
the five year old website has been changed to a scam ad for a "secure browsing" extension. avoid it please :)
@alexk9642
@alexk9642 4 жыл бұрын
yeah i just checked, it redirected me to some 3 step sketchy website lol
@Cheezy_Bunz
@Cheezy_Bunz 4 жыл бұрын
Would the fight include a kill as well? Cause little kids are pretty resilient so you probably 2-3 if theres no kill involved. With kill involved then 40ish if they come 2-3 at once. If it was all 40 probably 20-30.
@petarkukuljica4372
@petarkukuljica4372 4 жыл бұрын
Why do you think they are sp much stronger than they are you can take 2 head and smack them thats 1 s you could take hundreds m8
@ThePixlizer
@ThePixlizer 10 жыл бұрын
I dont think you need to take the test. Just follow these steps First round your current age to the nearest 10 Next find how many people of yoir age you can take on Then divide your age so that the quotient is 5 Then multiply the divisor by 5 Then multiply that by however many people of your age you can take on Bam you got your answer Example im 16 so i round it to 20 Then lets say i can take on 3 20 year olds Now i divide 20 by 4 so my quotient is 5 Then i muliply 5 by 4 then that by 3 So i can take on 60 5 year olds or a number close to that. This method is for a general answer to how many you can take on so dont think over think it. Most of the time the answer has to be minimized a bit
@reppinaz3700
@reppinaz3700 10 жыл бұрын
Hey m dalas mind your business all I said was why you gotta cuss bro so you shutup and I can comment on whatever the fuck I want
@ThePixlizer
@ThePixlizer 10 жыл бұрын
Umm wrong comment bro and i dont mean any hate sorry if i offended u. I probably should mind my own business.
@ThePixlizer
@ThePixlizer 10 жыл бұрын
Im done with this conversation. Obviously i cant reason with u.
@groundzero5437
@groundzero5437 10 жыл бұрын
Jaevon Rushing Wow, I wish you had half a brain. Sure you can comment on anything you have access to, but it doesn't make you any less of a dip-shit ~xX // You are just so Big & Bad, try growing some sense Mind his own business when you totally spamming his Genius Comment totally relevant to the Video vs you Attacking People--> Just Because You Can o.O - What do you beat 5 year olds up too...Just Because You Can =X
@jdude1064
@jdude1064 10 жыл бұрын
I can fight -1 people of my age
@abdel4455
@abdel4455 5 жыл бұрын
0:43 whatever it takes to win
@rigil6500
@rigil6500 10 жыл бұрын
The link to the five-year old fight thing has turned into a link to a online dating thing... any Ideas?
@Dioxane
@Dioxane 10 жыл бұрын
Thought it was just my phone trying to tell me something. Glad it's not just me.
@ioanaopiatra3220
@ioanaopiatra3220 10 жыл бұрын
Avonix i know, i was like WTF???
@Th3CoLoSSuS
@Th3CoLoSSuS 10 жыл бұрын
they know
@KevinQ
@KevinQ 10 жыл бұрын
IT'S A TRAP!
@rigil6500
@rigil6500 10 жыл бұрын
XD
@zapix12
@zapix12 5 жыл бұрын
This was posted from 2012 and Drinkify is amazing to this day
@RamboSnoop
@RamboSnoop 11 жыл бұрын
For drinkify, it told me to put in 4 oz marijuana, served on the rocks, stirred quickly with cocktail onions. Seems legit.
@RamboSnoop
@RamboSnoop 11 жыл бұрын
yup
@TheLousyGames
@TheLousyGames 10 жыл бұрын
8 oz. of cocaine for imagine dragons, what the hell
@vinylscratchdoesminecraft1536
@vinylscratchdoesminecraft1536 10 жыл бұрын
I TYPED SKRILLEX TOO ;D
@clausroquefort9545
@clausroquefort9545 10 жыл бұрын
I was told to drink: “The Varg” 4 oz. Blood Serve neat. Stir quickly.
@clausroquefort9545
@clausroquefort9545 10 жыл бұрын
Claus Roquefort Alternative: “The Lordi” 1 bottle LSD Serve on rocks.
@woodfur00
@woodfur00 11 жыл бұрын
I always feel like a hipster when things I already love become DONGs…
@MrAvenger711
@MrAvenger711 11 жыл бұрын
The Internet seems to hate Call Of Duty, but liking Xbox One and Pllaystation
@jjack3136
@jjack3136 11 жыл бұрын
Boo xbox / playstation pc master race
@MrAvenger711
@MrAvenger711 11 жыл бұрын
Doughnut Guy's place Any argument ?
@MrAvenger711
@MrAvenger711 11 жыл бұрын
A true gamer play all console
@jjack3136
@jjack3136 11 жыл бұрын
Yeah you're right
@sylviohache7681
@sylviohache7681 11 жыл бұрын
MrAvenger711 A guy who want to waste his money play all console... sorry I got a 2000$ pc, I dont need a console lol
@zodiatube
@zodiatube 4 жыл бұрын
How many 5 year olds can I fight? Enough of them.
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