How Many Slaps does it Take to Cook a Chicken?

[@Weisz]

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[@jamieconnor3505]

Can i get some of the chicken too please

[@freestonecobb1939]

Yay

[@TheOJDrinker]

It's OVER 9000!

[@Dylan-le9zi]

How long would I have to chew raw chicken before I could swallow it?

[@swatb2]

This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen. Have a like

[@262ivanh]

5-minute crafts be like: “Don’t have access to oven but still want to cook your chicken?” ....

[@Schwarminkontinenz]

Underrated

[@tartarussauce2498]

Use the KFConsole!

[@Annie-gn1fw]

LOL

[@Itachi-0690]

@@tartarussauce2498 well yes but actually yes

[@zerizeri3964]

I swear there gonna do this one day

[@huynguyenquang7435]

“Where is the chicken?” “It’s being slapped.” “You mean being cooked” “I know what I said”

[@gcinizwisimelane3437]

Funniest comment on the internet 😂😂

[@ayatti26]

Hilarious

[@daisyjefferson184]

I ruined the 800 likes

[@jaidenarias5912]

Follow the Ten Commandments and read Ephesians 4:29

[@mlgproplayer2915]

lol

[@senorswordfish6019]

"How to cook chicken?" Google: Bake the chicken over medium heat and let it sit for 20 minutes. Bing:

[@natalieharris4375]

this is the best one oh my gosh

[@jtim83]

True

[@gxblynn1831]

Well this video is clearly the easier solution

[@JayJ_]

That’s The Other Way Around Bud

[@Mr.Goosenhand]

"Friction"

[@memandylov]

i think it makes sense that the spinning slapper wheel failed because you also basically made a fan to push cool air from the environment into the chicken so whatever small increase you can manage is battling the cool air. this might work better under a vacuum with less air to cool the chicken

[@VVS1997]

Just because it’s pushing air doesn’t mean it’s cold air. If you put an ice cube in front of a fan it’ll melt faster than an ice cube in the same room without a fan blowing on it

[@JB-xl2jc]

Hmm. I have never tried cooking in a vacuum, so I don't know if things like the maillard reaction even work. But if everything works, then it'd be even easier since you wouldn't be losing temperature to ambient air.

[@ENCHANTMEN_]

It also might be removing a bit of water and meat with each slap as it drags the rubber off the chicken. I think that since that top layer is what gets the heat energy initially, it may be removing it before it has a chance to disperse throughout the chicken. I think both issues might be able to be fixed by putting a rubber sheet on top of the chicken which the force of the slap is transferred through, giving a bit of protection to the chicken.

[@riz7517]

"how do you want me to cook your chicken? fried, roasted or boiled?" "spanked"

[@takcanux7262]

Spanked chicken for me.

[@Tkokat]

Only if the chicken calls me daddy while doing it

[@misslonewolf04]

What is life why do we exist

[@Tkokat]

@@misslonewolf04 to slap chickens

[@shacks3317]

wut! you can boil a chicken

[@gotmoneyJ]

Customer: I’ll take the chicken. Waiter: How would you like that cooked sir? Customer: Slapped.

[@skandankashyap]

😂😂😂😂

[@KaiZriex]

New way chicken should be cooked xD

[@pizzathehut2561]

I cracked up when I read this 😄😄😁

[@eddixyt6302]

Umm I gave u 666 likes lol

[@eddixyt6302]

Hehe now 717 likes

[@ZayRashod]

Imagine dying a painful death as a chicken then seeing your body be used by the “MEAT BEATER 9000”

[@beatoriusb.i.g3063]

Where's new zay?

[@mvyper]

Extremely sad.

[@Poated4Goated]

Here when comment 4 min ago

[@quazar-omega]

I'd be honoured

[@Shadowlobandi]

*SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP*

[@the1warboar]

I had a completely straight face going into this, I was like “yes I am curious about this subject I will watch this video,” and the moment I saw the stick arm glove hand slapping the table I absolutely lost all composure and physically gasped for air from how hard I started laughing.

[@jacobburr3570]

Not only that but the last "chicken slapper prototype" looked like some crazy torture devise. Fell like my my parents would be like "back in my day our parents spanked up with a gas powered slap machine"

[@donramon6770]

And when he yells yeeeeessss slaaaaapppppp lol

[@Saucedo1828]

OMG TUMBLER MOMENT!!!!

[@dariusgreysun]

Lol same

[@manofhonor1685]

I did not even crack a smile or exhale through my nose

[@ezbrah_]

"How do you want your chicken?" "Slapped" "Sorry?" "Did I stutter?"

[@saru6190]

congrats 200 like

[@jenglottz]

i made a h a h a lol

[@louisacevedo4534]

I laughed way harder at this than I needed to lol

[@maskgaming6637]

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

[@nbdmichael]

"How would you like your chicken?" Me: Salmonella please

[@musiccritic8467]

Imagine your out for a walk and you see your neighbour filming himself industrially slap a chicken

[@randommmmmmmmmmmmm]

you're out*

[@selfloveybear5556]

Not to metion him Saying "THE MEAT BEATER 9000" 😂😂

[@germ_eater]

the person: 👨‍🦯 i saw nothing

[@sourapple7831]

How to basic: first time?

[@Sthuthukile]

I'd call the cops. Unless it was it in Florida, in which case I'd keep walking

[@ariaseebold1485]

"Fire was invented 2,000,000 years ago" People 2,000,001 years ago:

[@arkalon4986]

You deserve more thumbs up!

[@marklll4426]

_"we're evolving just backwards."_

[@blitzboi5755]

What

[@claudioaldea]

You mean “discovered” but still funny hehe

[@nyizawkhant9817]

R/woosh but is ok

[@GwenevereRuth]

What if the chicken was suspended with multiple slappers on all sides? I don’t think it’s only the room temp, but also the temp of the rest of the chicken that is cooling down the part being slapped. Having the chicken slapped all over would not only solve this, but would help prevent the chicken from becoming destroyed due to prolonged stress on one area

[@MagicalKid]

Like a rotisserie?

[@molotovartdaone9716]

I was thinking the same but actually it look like the slappers itself cool down the chicken by moving air (like a fan) so multiple ones would raise the temperature of the chckn faster but also cooldown the air much faster , im not even sure 🤔

[@heapsbeeps]

“You can’t kill what’s already killed” Oh were they wrong.

[@hamnaiqbal007]

ive seen you somewhere before.. .

[@squirreiil]

That chicken died to times that sucks :/

[@tbawesomeness4396]

Wdym

[@lavendermarshmallowplant3229]

People die when they are killed

[@lalad0]

@@lavendermarshmallowplant3229 thanks Mr helpful

[@arquanmoffett5534]

"We hadn't beat the chicken. The chicken beat us." The Chicken: You have lost, now stop slapping me.

[@natalie_is_a_tubbostan9063]

Arquan Moffett the slapping machine thing:nah

[@wogi1386]

@@natalie_is_a_tubbostan9063 LMFAOOOOO

[@daikakukokujoji3121]

MR KAYDEN???!??!

[@Weisz]

NEVER!!! 165 or bust!!!

[@a100yearturtle7]

Kayden go train jinwoo he's lacking

[@Smunos_]

In a world where we never discovered fire, this is how ovens look like

[@sapphirejones7302]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 Why can't I stop seeing that now?

[@ChildovGhad]

In a world where we never discovered fire, the only material he used that would be on hand is wood. No metals. No plastics. Not even electricity for a motor, and definitely not a 2 stroke internal combustion engine. You'd probably have to do it like the ancient grain pounding machine from China. But of course, that's way too slow to heat up a chicken by even 1/100 of a degree.

[@hueleotortuga7894]

Bro, just imagine what the guns are like ; -;

[@spirianash7987]

They're evolving.... but BACKWARDS?!?!

[@kolax8796]

Kfc would become a high tier elite restaurant with how long this takes

[@malwd6321]

His explanations into simple science is much appreciated, idk if he's a teacher but he should definitely be one, very engaging

[@Sokar12345]

"Hello police? I want to register a noise complaint." "What is he doing?" "Its hard to explain...."

[@lancethegamer1024]

Does that me or that sounds wrong.

[@amandawoodson1250]

Just say hes made a machine that cooks a chicken my slapping it

[@tylerscales4611]

Lol

[@cavejohnson737]

@@lancethegamer1024 R/Woooosh

[@baguettispaghetti1429]

@JosephIsNeat yes r/wooosh

[@tsinlao750]

All his neighbors hear: “behold, the meat beater 9000!” *slapping noises for hours*

[@yeoldekrabs3436]

*the meat beater* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Fwransen]

😳

[@Bugsboi]

🥇🥇

[@willowigabb]

Nice

[@aaronbrixfrancisco3033]

That poor Chicken😪

[@bobthebuilder480]

Can we just take a minute to appreciate the chickens who donated their bodies to science.

[@David-cu1xy]

I’m vegan but I approve of this experiment

[@OK-vt9ez]

😂

[@OK-vt9ez]

@Jakub Zubek no shit Sherlock it’s a joke

[@franco.8944]

@Jakub Zubek oh stfu man. you sure love the parties.

[@pie9816]

Yes we need to appreciate them

[@drgonzo696]

So you put the chicken in direct sunlight, in essentially a greenhouse, to do a temperature experiment? I'm no internet scientist, but I have seen a bag of gummy bears melt inside in a car on a breezy autumn day, so maybe this summer I'll save on propane and grill meat in my Subaru.

[@sleeptil3]

THANK YOU. CAME HERE TO SAY EXACTLY THIS. Next.

[@larry1videorater96]

"Ah yes waiter, I'd have the chicken, not roasted, not fried, slapped." "Very good, sir.'

[@giovannicostantini1637]

Why i heard the waiter with Alfred's voice

[@kraynale]

@@giovannicostantini1637 lol me too

[@larry1videorater96]

@@giovannicostantini1637 lol idk

[@itszach2265]

Underrated comment

[@MilkyGees]

@@giovannicostantini1637 SAME LMAO

[@Haverr1]

My parents: “why dont you go outside and play with the neighbour kid” Neighbour kid:

[@mrcatsbattlefield7072]

BEAT THAT MEeEEeEEEEEeEeEeeeeEeeEeEEEEEeET

[@One_Bot_]

@@mrcatsbattlefield7072hahaha

[@smartmars603]

Listen to your parents.

[@anti-vax.blmajoke.dontforg9462]

@@mrcatsbattlefield7072 lmao

[@john.k7767]

Yes I'm not cool enough

[@hardworkandguts]

Thousands of years of science and engineering have led up to this moment.

[@DudermanJensonHaeger]

hmmmm ugghh now my revenge all your decisions have led up to writing this comment

[@performancetesting1]

😆 Currently my favorite Internet comment. Bless you.

[@retrouproar5968]

Your username and pfp are absolutely destroying me haha. I swear I always see something Evangelion related in completely unrelated video, whether it be a comment or a persons profile. I’m certainly not complaining though

[@venus1333]

As an engineer I am proud to say we have reached Humanity’s endgame. Soon we will accomplish it.

[@benfairclough4428]

Now then how many slaps to cook a kid 🤣

[@krishnak6863]

Bro I watched this video a year ago, and it came up in my A level Physics Exam today!

[@Shayoconnor11]

Yep that specific heat capacity 5 marker 👀

[@sketch5188]

The chicken: You won't even let me be in peace after I die huh

[@ImMarius1]

Huh

[@xxjer23xx91]

*Huh*

[@ankylopea]

In one piece even

[@whoknowswhocares885]

His remains should have been disposed of properly, prepped deep fried and served in a bucket

[@TheJayzBlu4721]

@@whoknowswhocares885 *this is a bucket*

[@toast6494]

*House Next Door* "What are they doing?" "I heard they're trying to cook a chicken" "With a helicopter?"

[@paintballnoob7697]

LOL

[@amandacollins2560]

"No, with the meat beater 9000."

[@Stephen-uo5dt]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[@mrKing-oj1tk]

@@amandacollins2560 "im sorry the what"

[@sto3s.y.d.255]

@@mrKing-oj1tk *the meat beater 9000*

[@RubixKyuub]

Imagine doing all this just for someone to say “It’s RAW!”

[@Xenoray1]

YOU DONKEY!

[@rig5terj289]

out of topic but, we have the same exact pfp tf

[@bariendexterelgar4312]

Donut!

[@lalitbhandari2654]

Jesus funking christ

[@RubixKyuub]

@@rig5terj289 hell. Yea

[@antonioo6432]

I know this is just a science experiment, but it breaks my heart to see a chicken being cooked unseasoned.

[@delcaskett4359]

🤣🤣🤣

[@georgebush2260]

Seasoning was just poor people covering their dirty ass meat in spices 😂😂😂

[@Leatherface123.]

@@georgebush2260 fax

[@mydaydreamer4712]

imagine being his neighbor and going outside for a walk, then you see this guy with a giant machine that is repeatedly slapping a raw chicken

[@tadpole_can3730]

Oh my god it’s actually so much funnier when you imagine

[@FRMC_SALMON]

LMAO

[@blyssfulxx6128]

i would automatically assume the guys on crack

[@blyssfulxx6128]

@@Flowpoyed great choice 😼

[@EXZero757]

Go away I’m cooking

[@jester6802]

“How to cook chicken” google : put it in the oven bing:

[@vijiraju6238]

bing is actually good ngl

[@sgtslappynuts5792]

S l a p

[@kenjinkanaerus1stapostle254]

@@vijiraju6238 I know y are joking

[@liammilk5802]

@@vijiraju6238 haha

[@LenoViburnum]

@@vijiraju6238 Facts

[@AliIKarimi]

Salmonella: “what the hell is going on out there??”

[@Testosterooster]

"Hey Kids"

[@pneumonoultramicroscopicsi4065]

Salmonella is getting slapped but doesn't know it

[@lokientrop9213]

Roflmao this made my day

[@Practicalinvestments]

@@deity4919 dude I hope he comes back 😂 he always leaves us with a void, although i suppose the best youtubers do

[@OnceABustAlwaysABust]

😂😂😂

[@utubedestroysmytime]

As an hvac tech your designer was so archaic . Pulley and wheels man

[@CoffeeMug2828]

At this point I'm wondering. What series of life decision led me to watch a guy slap-cooking a chicken using science.

[@TheSaristudios]

I don’t know 😂 but I was thinking the same thing.

[@itsCN]

KZbin recommended is the answer

[@supertuesday600]

And still science can't answer one of life's most difficult question: Which came first, Chicken or Egg?

[@Gijsje.]

Don't worry about it, just blame it on covid 😂

[@justacube8425]

Same

[@jomjom230]

Everybody gangsta till the chicken says "harder"

[@Weisz]

imagine the chicken speaking tho

[@maybeactualrealkingj]

Slap the chicken out of existance

[@mrworldwide2870]

My day be so fine.. And then boom This comment

[@kittenmimi5326]

Daddy

[@reihanboo]

Harder daddy

[@dislikebutton602]

“How to cook a chicken” Google: use an oven Bing: use poultry punisher!

[@tsunamifoxy]

You've just yeed your last how!

[@you-thought-bot6236]

The sun is cooking it

[@Novusod]

Have you ever thrown a chicken in the oven without putting it in a pan first? Just using an oven alone does not work. They needed to do the same thing with the slapper. Put the chicken in a pot and then slap the pot.

[@sassterthesass1144]

BEAT THE MEAT HARD

[@mustang8206]

Reddit moment 🤢

[@IAMEYI]

HIS NEIGHBORS MUST OF BEEN LIKE... If BEATING MY MEAT was a product.🤣💯

[@JustinY.]

This man took destroy meat december a bit too literally

[@wiredloaf2050]

I was gonna say underrated but it’s only been a minute

[@mitangjuice]

lol

[@Weisz]

holy cow, it’s justin y

[@mitangjuice]

I missed the times there were only 15 likers

[@secretbaguette]

Everyone always asks "Where is Justin?" Not a question anyone asks for long, but still, the real question is, how are you, Justin?

[@Scar-jg4bn]

Her: "I wonder if he's thinking about other girls." Him: "How many slaps does it take to cook a chicken?"

[@Xonarag]

Also him: The meatbeater 9000.

[@PJM257]

69th like

[@Wraient]

@@PJM257 699th like

[@boorave]

1k and some like

[@ItzDraxos]

Lmaoo

[@bigman2041]

Imagine being the chicken before you died and your friends are saying your life has great things ahead of you

[@thineevee7345]

Lol

[@djo6648]

A Kermit with culture

[@hamcodeword4064]

Oof

[@michaelnelson3243]

LMFAO bruh that’s hilarious lmao

[@bigman2041]

A fellow Kermit! I thought we were going extinct

[@joshmartling]

I’m glad someone out there is tackling the important questions

[@IsoyaYasuji]

_”How to cook chicken?”_ Google: **a well detailed instructions on how to cook chicken** *_Bing:_*

[@noname-eo1he]

5 years later Internet Explorer: errr what were we supposed to find again?

[@everysubonepushup]

Wikihow be like

[@untypical-otrashchannelasi2781]

@@noname-eo1he fire fox : what???

[@sr.jeffidoodle1413]

Quality comment my dude

[@xprodigy1x674]

@@untypical-otrashchannelasi2781 Opera: to cook the chicken you must heat it up to the point of it cooking

[@koggy__]

“Honey, the neighbour is slapping chickens again”

[@DBT1007]

Hol up.. How he/she know he's slapping chicken? And.. AGAIN? 😆

[@alekkloc2079]

This dude is my neighbor

[@sk8skii]

@@DBT1007 he knows just by knowing

[@azl5044]

@@alekkloc2079 does he slap chicken at a daily basis?

[@daneilocorias7956]

@@sk8skii true

[@havelexinc.2423]

"And how would you like your chicken, Sir?" "Slapped."

[@josrichi4742]

Slapped to perfection pls

[@gloomsouls]

😂

[@atomicactivity2379]

Even if you got 100k likes I'd still consider this comment far underrated 😂

[@matthewfarrelly8537]

@@atomicactivity2379 1 thousand

[@braxtonthelucario2129]

Comeing right up *insert slaps at 3000 mph here*

[@raeley6633]

The poor chicken who had no idea even after its death it would be beaten to death

[@AliIKarimi]

This is like an alternate universe where human society invented the wheel but didn’t discover fire.

[@indrocringe5576]

Instead of indoor heating, during Winter we just enter a big slap chamber

[@nicolaaslouw9945]

Top comment right here

[@OnceABustAlwaysABust]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@h3llboyyy407]

@@indrocringe5576 make it a story , i wanna see a live action

[@baxill23]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TimoIvvie]

“Honey cook the chicken” “Ok” *proceeds to rip a hole through reality*

[@FueledSmells]

ZA HANDO

[@RandomGuy-xb4ez]

@@FueledSmells Jojo weeeeeb

[@moth8775]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iYuopHiijt6CZrs

[@a.g.u.2399]

@@moth8775 vegan

[@moth8775]

@@a.g.u.2399 No

[@silverzombie7619]

God: Dont ever look back Chicken: looks back Her corpse:

[@r._____.i]

Underrated

[@mushtashio9902]

Pfff

[@dalkomhanni]

Oh no

[@billowen3285]

Nice reference

[@bongcloud5451]

Remember Lot’s wife

[@VIN7ERwav]

why didnt u cover the chicken in a iron mold and slap that. it would work and also heat the chicken more evenly

[@ilovemyvida7536]

Restaurant: How would you like your steak done? Customer: Well slapped...

[@shaunwalford3534]

Waiter: how would you like your steak? Customer: Umm yes, could you slap it 25 thousand times...?

[@erynmcc1221]

Under-rated comment

[@anabelbarnes3524]

Underrated comment

[@hunterpiece6249]

"Have you seasoned the slappers?" Lmao the most important question being asked.

[@hystericallover5989]

Why I season my slapper, NOT my steak

[@coderr_]

@@hystericallover5989 i know that guy

[@armadragon6256]

Lol

[@MN-qp6bf]

In Creole New Orleans, seasoning is slapper 🐻

[@kaylahrice8265]

Bro this comment.... 💀

[@gregsamuelarticona7747]

Oven: was invented in 1882 People before 1882:

[@MavrikUSMC]

@Niralok nice way to be the guy you're talking about 🤣🤣🤣

[@millie_drums]

lol Underrated comment

[@jzjznsjz7909]

but there was fire they cooked it on fire and sticks

[@zhazamco8088]

@@jzjznsjz7909 r/woooosh

[@mui4435]

lmao

[@2ia24_juansamuelchristophe2]

Imagine seeing the chicken soul, seeing its body done like that

[@IkaMusume813]

"How would you like your chicken cooked?" "Slapped"

[@vergilthemotivated8012]

17 page muda

[@spookyboivilla5386]

My idiot self read *children*

[@spookyboivilla5386]

@massive rat ballz OFICER PLEASE IT WAS AN ACCIDENT PLZ LET ME GO OFICER

[@skecaw]

Davie504 slap bASS

[@OpinionThief]

Ambulances

[@amirularsyad506]

"so honey what did you cook today? Grilled chicken, fried chicken?" Him: "its complicated"

[@yajatgaming1642]

Slapped chicken

[@zestydagoatxxd]

Slapped chicken

[@WLTR-]

Smacc chicken

[@turkdeadpooI]

Fucked up chicken

[@Danny-jw5qd]

@@turkdeadpooI oh god...

[@monjurbinshams6936]

"I almost lost a hand but dont worry about it" - Every scientist ever

[@Rob931]

I mean, I'm not a scientist aaaaand....

[@wokkybeef9616]

6:03 is the time

[@ADAJ342]

Pretty much.

[@hmgaming7725]

Does you need slap the chicken directly? you can put it in metal box and slap the box instead and by slaping heat up the metal box than effect room temperature inside the box to cook the chicken

[@okaberintaro2411]

Unless they have a mental breakdown.

[@Zharkan16]

You didn't quite convince me to buy this for cooking my dinner but in the next upgrade maybe.

[@JohnnyMagic13]

"Hey honey, what's that noise?" "It's just the chicken cooking."

[@void6048]

Its 1 am and i was looking at this comment.. oh boy u can imagine how that went.

[@mashihodpotatoetm4572]

I laugh like a banshee

[@The_gay_one]

i hope when i have a gf that doesnt break up with me she sais this

[@impolitedirector3595]

"Just beating some meat"

[@joshuagibson2520]

It's a flawed unit where there are no constants.

[@ARichWaffle]

Random guy: *slaps chicken* Louis: “And I took that, personally”

[@mausthetank9]

This is next level beating meat

[@igo___]

@@mausthetank9 oh fu-

[@paularobles5441]

"what are we having for dinner?" "slapped chicken"

[@AshwinSadh]

That sounds quite more funny😂😂

[@blythesaunders3124]

so you want raw chicken 👌

[@beevstew1896]

if only we had stronger stomachs 😔

[@RPMusicInc]

It’s 11pm I’m watching a hand slap a chicken until it’s cooked

[@odette4059]

who woke up one morning, took a breath of fresh air and said “Hm. How many times do i have to slap a chicken to cook it?”

[@StrykerMagnum]

I read that in Solid Snake's voice LOL

[@MsBeccajoy]

StrykerMagnum same

[@lunnihyre4215]

JelloPuddin

[@justin2308]

Wait, that’s not a common question? I always ask that when I wake up.

[@idkjessicaig]

Nahhh, they were probably tripping

[@arewenot]

**fire was discovered 2 million years ago** how humans cook chickens before then:

[@gatosapimentados2281]

@@itsyaboifredo5011 r/woooosh

[@LordZefhnir]

@@itsyaboifredo5011 r/wooosh

[@zelux3521]

@@itsyaboifredo5011 r/wooosh

[@chaveztyndale8468]

Damn your post got visited by redditors, rip

[@quatrothedog769]

@@itsyaboifredo5011 r/whooosh

[@HowNiftyYT]

Imagine living the life of a chicken just to die and be slapped 24,000 times

[@Bruh-ej8ib]

Damn thats deep

[@ava_a313]

S C I E N C E

[@gabrielhanson8575]

@@ava_a313 E X T R E M E

[@FishieFishFosh]

_what did i do wrong to get slapped that many times_

[@Raydamz]

I would like to be that chicken

[@aussie_mozzie]

Imagine being these chickens, watching your corpses getting spanked to hell just to be cooked.

[@BrokenTreeBranch458]

Ancestors: *discovered fire, increased energy output of the human race thousands of folds making work easier.* Descendants:

[@jachi5970]

so you are saying...we got better

[@BrokenTreeBranch458]

@@jachi5970 Y e s. *Smort*

[@theobserver200]

We are evolving, just backwards.

[@davidthecommenter]

@@theobserver200 we're going around circles

[@bananapeel573]

Meat beater 9000

[@justinmikko1321]

How to roast chicken? Google: use an oven Bing:

[@meckless]

@@Omna420 f

[@saturnxx7109]

Lmao

[@unmysticaldude]

Opera: *tell him his moms weakest spot*

[@martinjohnson3396]

I gave you the 1000 th like😂

[@lnterlinked]

nah i roast my chicken on my clothes' iron

[@emilebasteijns7101]

I’m an engineering student and I will try to convince my professors to let me do my masterthesis about this subject..

[@MrManniG]

I really want to see the results

[@samanthaweber2195]

Let us know what happens!

[@lilacx5657]

@Emile Basteijns Please do this!!!

[@enzldavaractl8345]

one thing I thought o while watching this is submerge the chicken in water so it doesn't get hit as hard but the kinetic energy still becomes heat in the water which warms the chicken.

[@inconspicuoususername]

@@enzldavaractl8345 I feel like the increased drag would stop that idea in its tracks.

[@chrisharmon1985]

Boy: " Mr. Owl, how many strokes from the meat beater 9000 does it take to..." Mr. Owl: " Don't finish that sentence."

[@maguire7476]

“Meat beater 9000” Ah yes, a true man of culture

[@brandon.p1206]

When I saw that I was dying 😂😂

[@thedistance1155]

😂😂😂😂

[@leopardgeckoonsteroids7012]

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

[@sableraven7603]

@@leopardgeckoonsteroids7012 HOW BOUT YOU FIX THIS DANG DOOR!

[@maguire7476]

@@leopardgeckoonsteroids7012 I missed the part where that’s my problem

[@ArichDKC]

It's 1/1/2021 and my entire life has led to this.

[@feyasatos]

Same, except I'm an hour later

[@_mewkyu_9067]

Same except 2 hours later

[@thisdude_whyth_o9434]

Yes

[@XandarYT]

@@thisdude_whyth_o9434 haha 30 seconds later than you

[@luckyluke6295]

LMAO

[@Jonathan-cm8pq]

In the afterlife: Chicken: can I see what they are doing with my body? God: They seem to be uhhh... slapping it repeatedly?

[@Mikemk_]

It was a bad chicken, it crossed the road one too many times

[@Cocoxoxo-oj4cx]

Yeah it would wake people up at sunrise on the farm before the rooster did, But you didn’t hear that from me

[@glyphhs5718]

(Jokes asides)There is no heaven for chickens, since more than 100Million of them die per year, both heaven and hell would be full of chickens, so it wouldn't fit

[@Inrobwetrust2]

There’s no right answer anyways lmaooo, if it wasn’t gettin slapped he’d be tellin em he’s being covered in barbecue sauce😂😂

[@sarawrsep]

@@glyphhs5718 animal heaven is the answer

[@nickcole3932]

7:30 one must imagine Sisyphus happy

[@SuperDZ555]

one must imagine sisyphus slapping a chicken

[@themaster_ethan]

I can’t believe I am starting my 2021 watching a chicken getting slapped. I’m dead

[@qmakesithappen]

You're not alone lol

[@RoxanneGutierrez010]

🔥🔥🔥😩😩😩😅😅😅😂😂😂

[@heypassthecheesecake4413]

Same

[@929er13]

same. lmao. first video i watch.

[@lia_lovettt8285]

Same

[@petermin459]

"How to cook a chicken" Google: First, you roast it in the oven... Bing:

[@rlf1989]

Yeah we all saw Durell's comment

[@teguhsan1465]

Slap

[@umbrellastation25]

Haha Google bing joke funny lol hahahaha

[@ojek3400]

Bing.exe has started working.

[@rlf1989]

@Clockyn he posted the same thing one day earlier

[@TheLemonyFreshhh1]

A brave little girl once said “Look at all those chickens”

[@lukeethanboswell6338]

Investing in this comment 1 like

[@Skrimzy_]

Not a girl

[@KaisTestKitchen1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xcasperx5564]

ahaha now those “chickens” are being slapped for science??

[@Naomi-gu8vx]

@@xcasperx5564 💀🤚

[@brandonbouchaya2254]

I’m not sure if this was mentioned in the video, or other comments but a human hand is almost 100 degrees F. Wouldn’t that added temperature to the paddle help with raising the temperature and curbing Newton’s law? Just a thought

[@Asti.sayAhstee]

This is the fastest slow cooker I’ve ever seen.

[@Z5Z5Z5]

More like the slowest fast cooker

[@anhbui-bc4ew]

More like the mediumest medium cooker

[@BigNoodLL]

@@anhbui-bc4ew tf

[@derreckabate6296]

Imagine this being the last proof of “HOW HUMANS USED TO COOK”

[@CottonPickingGuy]

Humans before us were so intelligent

[@kaufmanat1]

Has me laughing, some advanced species claiming we tried to cook our food by slapping it with electric motor/gas engine powered slapppers. "if only they'd figured out electric/gas ovens, they might not have all starved to death."

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

Yeah caveman take your puny fire discovery nowadays we have all the science.

[@derreckabate6296]

@@kaufmanat1 🤣

[@derreckabate6296]

Jeez!! How can a thousand people like my comment without me knowing?! KZbin I need some transparency .. Thanks guys! 🥺

[@Czarfacee]

"We were created for a reason" humans reason:

[@markhunter3533]

Better than most reasons I have heard off.

[@bnashtay2278]

@@markhunter3533 indeed

[@Kast3rr]

We ain’t complaining.

[@mehdinfk2519]

i thought at first that it was 77 ° C , but it was 77F ~ 25 ° C that happens to be the setting i use in my air conditioner to make the house colder

[@zsiggyy]

alternate title: dude abuses dead chicken for science

[@Baggender]

no. Man aggressively beats meat for science

[@simovic3169]

+this is inhumanne! -its science +g o o d p o i n t

[@kacper2310]

IT'S FOR SCIENCE

[@confusioned2249]

"Hey son, is the chicken ready ? The guests are getting inpatient" "No it's still slapping" "It's cooking, not slapping..." "Did i stutter ?"

[@SmoothSushi]

“You two can’t cook” said the mom

[@camonthejam]

LOL

[@camonthejam]

I throw chickens at my wall to cook em. Save energy. You know

[@vaughangardner896]

As funny as vid well done 👍 made me chuckle bro nice 1

[@mcdrizzlej6573]

@@SmoothSushi, "He must have got it from you, Brenda. Since Lord knows you haven't cooked for anyone in 3 years." Said the husband.

[@Uddaybhaikabaap]

*My chicken at home: don't even think about it.*

[@mrcatsbattlefield7072]

THINK ABOUT IT

[@christopherrodriguez1214]

Lol

[@BrokenTreeBranch458]

Me: My gf: dont even think about it Also me: **realizes i dont have a gf** *"Why are we still here? Just to suffer?"*

[@kekokokably3680]

@@BrokenTreeBranch458 lmafo

[@Abominable_Intelligences]

@@BrokenTreeBranch458 Hey, you still have Vasille Lyn and Mary Palm

[@MasonIFTW]

The sun heating that greenhouse did more heat the chicken than the slapping

[@GokuTheHusky]

It's all fun and games until the chicken says "is that all you got daddy"

[@jacobs.9797]

Jesus Christ 🤣

[@SEELE-ONE]

H A R D E R !

[@traviscooper2205]

He just created a new fetish.

[@Andy-yy3kc]

Deceased

[@averagehuman1106]

*m o a n s*

[@wesleyclymer7985]

Imagine being a chicken, growing up and living a good little chicken life, just for your body to used in a youtube video where it gets slapped

[@o0hbomb0o]

Makes you think twice about donating your body to science... Pretty sure a research proposal like this wouldn't pass an Institution Review Board (IRB determine if a research project follows the ethical principles and federal regulations for the protection of human subjects in the US).

[@juda9954]

Better then being eaten and cooked by someone who can't even fucking cook. I would rather have my dead body used in this video, then someone eating it.

[@ridzmanaliff6651]

HowtoBasics

[@M..796]

Il gladly donate my body for scientific purposes as such

[@anna2belle783]

Though I don't know how good the life of farm animals in the meat industry is - wasting food was always bad. I assume (or hope) that they didn't go to waste. I'm all for science, I understand that you can't make an omelette without breaking an egg, but... :( And I don't see anything wrong with donating your body to science as long as you didn't die for that purpose. This chicken did die for consumption - it's pretty shameful that half of the last one was splattered about. Fingers crossed that the neighborhood dogs had a feast and not the dumpster.

[@AnkitJosh]

Humans in 1921: In 100 years ,we will have flying cars Humans in 2021:

[@s_solus3089]

We do have flying cars. This is just a bigger accomplishment than any car ever.

[@zima3181]

🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️ Grossly underrated comment!

[@kryptian6109]

In 1921 the public didn’t really have easily accessible cars

[@jessica4656]

2021 Humans are cool!!

[@heshamdawood2036]

True LMFAO

[@MySliceofLifeAnimation]

I feel bad for the poor chicken farmer who worked so hard raising that chicken. 😂

[@wrotethat40yearsago16]

She : the stove isn't working He: just slap the meal

[@boorave]

Your pfp makes this better

[@hitendrakonidala2894]

U could use an oven😂😂

[@drippy.-.]

@@hitendrakonidala2894 or the microwave

[@hitendrakonidala2894]

Ikr

[@drippy.-.]

@@hitendrakonidala2894 lol

[@cattaku6491]

Me: “How to tenderize chicken?” Google: “With a mallet and/or marinade” Bing:

[@salad2357]

what

[@randomvideosinthecommentse3749]

*Look what I found* *kzbin.info/www/bejne/bp64kKOVeNeLp5I*

[@lilyvega7831]

Lmaooooo true 😂

[@dxnielhxziedi]

This is soo funny but I've never used bing before so I Don't understand

Dammit i love Yahoo but Bing not

[@임수민-h3d]

This is a video that would be recommended 7 years later

[@qhaqha7]

Im glad yt did their job earlier for me

[@this_isnt_not_me]

More like today

[@oluwanifemiadeyemi4270]

@addylin same here lol

[@MksDrives]

Nope 2 weeks did it take ;)

[@liquidatorG]

see you in 10 years :D

[@alliewonders117]

Chicken: "my time has come i shall pass for the humans to live" Human: "there's chicken here, there's chicken on the mount, there's chicken on the chain, there's chicken the wood, on the sand bag, there's...."

[@adamizhamad6753]

He shouldn’t go to Harvard, Harvard should go to him

[@Vynyxxxx]

69

[@taylorandrews9823]

For sure 😂

[@Vynyxxxx]

@Dan Watts 6969

[@bobthebuilder480]

@@Vynyxxxx 😂😂 made my day well technically not day cause it’s 2am for meh but u know what I mean. Unless u don’t know then oof

[@Vynyxxxx]

@@bobthebuilder480 np

[@loremipsum3625]

Curing cancer sounds more doable than slapping a chicken till it's cooked

[@natfig4389]

We already have the cure for cancer

[@MagicToadSlime]

@@natfig4389 cancer isn't one disease with one cure

[@Zuleva_Official]

Ah yes, but I believe I have this one solved

[@wylsonagustino7947]

I hate the fact that I know what does your name mean.

[@jobkooistra7445]

@@natfig4389 Owh really what’s the place you store all the cures?

[@yuri4347]

Chef: "How do you want your chicken done?" Davie: "Well slapped, Please"

[@ChronicTitan]

Chicken is poultry, poultry has to be cooked one way. If not it’s either burnt or raw. Therefore this chef of going to end up making someone sick or even kill them But it’s still a good joke

[@jessehandel8662]

@@ChronicTitan ok

[@GTmotions]

@@ChronicTitan that was unnecessary tho🤔

[@jdoteasy1]

*turns on meat beater 6000

[@ChronicTitan]

@@GTmotions you were unnecessary

[@TheBroDudeMan]

The last rig used slapping + sliding, which goes against the original hypothesis. After your rubber material hits the chimken, the wheel's rotation makes it slide off, which adds to the heat (imagine rubbing your hands quickly in the winter) without it being a slap. The other iterations of your rig were ok though, they only used slaps.

[@fasbulla.D.erkmon]

The chicken’s soul watching in heaven: “Disappointed face”

[@siddarthchatlapally9the948]

Why am I. Laughing

[@a358747]

Idk how absurd this is

[@mauart.7893]

Yes it is!

[@unloyalengene5977]

Disappointed but not surprised

[@evildrizzt1]

Chicken: “I had to die for this?”

[@quandale2648]

*Giving a dead chicken CPR until it wakes up*

[@enclaveofficermaggie3333]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@deeric130c]

Forbidden cpr

[@missy3041]

Up

[@gian0253]

🤣

[@Muhammad_Waleed]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇵🇰🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fitawrarifitness6842]

Engineers in 1960s: we'll have flaying cars by 2021 Engineers in 2021: *meat beater 9000

[@NightBrawler123]

i'll take your entire stock

[@simplymudblood4370]

Yooo!!!😂😂😂😂

[@arandomperson3840]

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flaying Uhhhh

[@chaeyoungstanloona9011]

HA↗️HA↘️HA↗️HA↘️HA↗️

[@mehreenahsan1021]

I mean...i dont mind 😏