New Year? NEW YOU!

How to actually achieve your New Year's resolution as explained by KZbin's worst life-coach, Dan. click here: kzbin.info... to subscribe to my channel to see more of my videos! :D
What do you think you can do to make your life a little happier? Even if it's a small thing it's worth doing it for you! :) Make sure to tell me these or any Resolution mega-fails you've had down in the comments :D
It was a truly spiritual journey making this sequel to my other New Years videos. Hopefully I can begin to turn my life around now I have resorted to literally being forced to exercise out of awkwardness in front of someone. I am grateful you have been on this adventure with me.
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[@FaithGany]

See, I like Dan because he doesn't have a six pack or amazing abs or a amazing body. He's literally a normal guy.

[@cathrynoneill1207]

Yes

[@Andy-ew5fu]

AHEM except for his cuteness hello

[@FaithGany]

sophie ultra-super tru

[@katb3753]

exactlyyy :3 I love thiss

[@FaithGany]

Katerina Bosnakidou thanks 💓

[@kenbread]

2017 and theres still no hover cars

[@grace-nd7qy]

What the hell engineers get on that. I WANT MY HOVER CAR, DAMNIT

[@elizabessemer8020]

Hahahahahahahahahah

[@ambersilvia6576]

kenzietookyourdog WTF I WANT MY HOVER CARS

[@ErraticConduct]

But there's hover trains.

[@daliaruizholt1415]

kenzietookyourdog WHERE TF ARE THE HOVER CARS!😱

[@sirspyke]

Dan: "Its 2013!" Me: *Looks at calendar and realises its 2017* Me: "Shit."

[@nikoleta8207]

me

[@bethmia]

ANG3L_0F_D3ATH -FandomTrash same tho

[@charleh3493]

same though

[@charleh3493]

wait some already said that..

[@charleh3493]

though same

[@sallymelbourne5467]

Dan... I...I.. have some bad news. It's 2018. There are STILL no hover cars.

[@phandragonsatthecoldchemic9301]

Sally Melbourne the first thing in my mind was that lol.

[@rainbowelf4923]

right

[@zabanga814]

Tru 😂😂😂

[@mikaylahjane7818]

Sis now it’s 2019...still no HECKIN HOVER CARS

[@ivamcgregor608]

Speak for yourself it's 2019 now XD Edit: and there STILL are no hover cars...

[@ying520]

*casually watching in 2017 thinking it was a new video*

[@annak.willeford5742]

Same

[@greyswallow7076]

cindy Oh my god........Same XD

[@baileycallahan3868]

Same

[@joanna4443]

cindy same

[@elliegriffiths210]

cindy ........... Same

[@haleymk04]

2:43 OKAY SOMEONE CALL THE FUCKING AMBULANCE CAUSE MY OVARIES JUST FUCKING EXPLOADED

[@bellastephenson3060]

*exploded

[@Steph-it4fh]

Bella Stephenson grammar police much? like omg let it slide its just a fucking typo

[@sophiechadderton87]

Same I mbjvgcgbjggbjfhucg I'm dead 💩💩😵😵😵😵😲😲😲😱

[@cassiancc]

Steph youtube comments can be edited, there is no excuse

[@claraursic8656]

How does ovaries exploding have anything to do with anything I am so confused It’s also put a really gross image in my head @Bacon Cookies

[@nlindsayxxx3762]

2015... STILL NO HOVER CARS!

[@fabghoul1579]

CutiePieNicole x Seriously, where are the hover cars

[@itsfinntastic7675]

FanFreakinTastic back to the future lied to us

[@fabghoul1579]

ItsFinntastic Let's hope 2016 has something in store

[@fabghoul1579]

killerbee399 well, dang

[@TheMidnightwolf15]

CutiePieNicole x We have Titans instead of Hover cars! :)

[@VrindaTheAmazing]

i can literally imagine him picking up the pieces of chocolate he dropped in this video

[@caffeinatedx]

Haha me too

[@alexashley9140]

vree same! 😂😂😂

[@theDeathgirl045]

Since they don't have pets and don't normally have guests they can still eat them

[@Imadisonproductions]

I swear Dan needs to travel around schools and colleges and just give pep talks. He is so great with words and he's one of the very few people in this world who inspire me, he actually makes me get up and do things because he can put it into words that i can relate to. He's just deserves so much love, i would hate to ever think of him being down. There's so much i just want to say to him face to face and just tell him how great he is. Does anyone else feel this way? pssssht of course you do what am i saying

[@CinnamonVulpes]

Well, he does have audience participation fear, so he'd probably freak out infront of all those people... but hey, he still inspires us and we love him eather way

[@jodi4558]

Лиса и игровом мирЕ No he said public speaking is easy it's just when he's the AUDIENCE. He's fine when he's already prepared

[@jodi4558]

probaby a "no promises" on that one XD

[@sydneybajsa9343]

Yes. Just yes.

[@nikki.a3244]

SnazzyLlama yea ' hi

[@crazychipmunk12]

I procrastinated so much last year that I didn't even make any new years resolutions .

[@rawanasdf7693]

Molly Clifford ohh i stopped (i see u everywhere soo hi) BE MY FRIEND!!!!1

[@rawanasdf7693]

Molly Clifford soo how ur life (do u know what happened to Michael?)

[@rawanasdf7693]

Molly Clifford WAIT SO THATS UR REAL LAST NAME....

[@madi6475]

I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@maddiem1182]

Molly Clifford I was like "New years resolutions? I'll do it later." It hasn't been later yet

[@katies1652]

i’m watching this to prepare for 2018... yikes i’m scared.

[@undedsouls4606]

k8_the_great52 I'm wat ing 2018

[@desirae6609]

I’m here in 2018

[@vee9784]

You probably know this already but first week of 2018 is already bad because ehem *logan paul* ehehehehhem

[@detected_chaos735]

k8_the_great52 2018 BITCH

[@katies1652]

Vee way to tune in the new year🙄that made me mad oml

[@Livia-ih9lq]

2018 !

[@h.quinnyandere3921]

livvv meh

[@sawyerdeg7865]

Yaaaa

[@angie_thompson237]

livvv SAMMEEE

[@hiraethari]

yaaaa

[@angelyn-b]

yep yep yep

[@maggielantz1385]

for some reason I love his hair in this video!!

[@philtrash2173]

I love his hair in every video

[@claudiaetello]

Casey Dog this one and How Not To Stay Cool 😍

[@StellaForever1000]

Dan's 2012 hair was the perfect length

[@lovebotcalum]

Casey Dog It was perfect!!

[@maggielantz1385]

holographicdaniel exactly

[@anothersocialreject988]

It's almost 2017 and the only thing that happened throughout the year is me becoming more emo fgs

[@sofiecharlottebouillon3535]

JACK BARAKAT ENTHUSIAST Saaammeeee

[@Steph-it4fh]

JACK BARAKAT ENTHUSIAST SAME

[@Marcos-wz6vz]

JACK BARAKAT ENTHUSIAST same

[@v4mmpp]

oh i relate too much to this tbh

[@caroline-he9vw]

SAME

[@softserve2734]

I love those KZbinrs that are really unfit- it's kind of like they are our helpless little baby seals that we just want to cuddle and watch tumble around because it's so adorable. I wrote this. And then I realized how entirely true this is.

[@musicallyyours7882]

Madel Uniwolf You are a very smart person. Good job at being amazing (not sarcasm, I swear)

[@arlo5625]

This is beautiful

[@juliandio2981]

+Madel Uniwolf nothing truer than this comment.. and maybe my love for dan...

[@lolaj9701]

Im watching this in 2018 like "There aren't any hover cars but medical marijuana is legal (in some places) so people are still high in the sky"

[@theDeathgirl045]

OMG lol

[@yowysyoungg7715]

Jesus Christ I've been eating healthy and working out for the past 5 days. Somebody help me, I'm not cut out for this

[@caeley5767]

Isaac Clarke YOU CAN DO IT FREN KEEP GOING

[@yowysyoungg7715]

I'm sø Dun being nøn-øriginal thank you, fren, I'm trying'

[@sylviamendoza507]

ME TOO!!! im trying to work out daily, and drink only water. WE CAN DO THIS FREN😊

[@sarahlaverick6823]

Isaac Clarke how???

[@sarahlaverick6823]

Teach me your waysss

[@lovebotcalum]

I renewed me. Did you renew you? Do you need a new you? I need a new me.

[@nati8126]

Melanie Ramirez i love you omg💜😂

[@nati8126]

Melanie Ramirez i renewed me

[@v4mmpp]

Melanielovesyou ! BLESS

[@SquishSquish]

Melanielovesyou ! I'm CRYING AT THIS AGAHAHA. ITS 2 AM

[@novadijkstra1798]

OMG!

[@tashikamala6917]

awww, back then MCR still existed.

[@Steph-it4fh]

Tashi Kamala STAAAHP MY HEART HURTS PLEASE MY EMO HEART 😪

[@v4mmpp]

Tashi Kamala FXCK OFF😭😭😓

[@phanicatmychemfallout9677]

Tashi Kamala IM TRIGGERED😭😭😭😭

[@bear6440]

Tashi Kamala AND I'LL NEVER SEE THEM LIVE. 2013 WAS THE WORST YEAR EEVVEERR!! I JUST GOT SO EMO I FELL APART.

[@Lunz801]

"2013 was a good year" *_*mcr fans wailing in the distance_*

[@torrynn]

little did dan know what would happen on march 22, it's gonna be a hard year fetus dan

[@maddi4699]

torryn gill why. did. you. remind us.

[@joemama-tj6zi]

what happened?

[@kainovember]

What

[@luana4374]

oh god dont remind me

[@tiadavis7801]

WE DO NOT SPEAK OF IT

[@Rebecca-eh4fv]

its so crazy hearing him say ITS 2013! when were all amazed its 2016

[@ambarose0232]

I know

[@rubyannad]

+Rebecca It makes me feel so weird

[@Rebecca-eh4fv]

+Ruby Lovey I know lol

[@paigewolle]

Was thinking the same thing!

[@jersienicole2676]

ikr

[@lithabee]

Fetus dan 😂😂💗💗

[@local2515]

Ebzy Vlogs hot fetus dan tbh

[@lithabee]

Ik

[@zanannax]

Ebzy Vlogs why do you look slightly like foetus dan - a female version ?

[@lithabee]

Zara Hannah thank u very much 😂😂💕💕

[@maleahh.2186]

I'm watching in 2017, WE'RE ARE THE ROBOT MAIDS IN 2017, HUH!

[@tetsuroukuroo8721]

new year's resolution: make a new year's resolution next year

[@lari_wenceslau]

+Tetsurou Kuroo excellent idea xD

[@amberreardon1846]

I LOVE MCR

[@laurawantstobtl1093]

new years resolution: listen to more MCR

[@elahancock1197]

+Tetsurou Kuroo mcr was still together when this video was made

[@connie2331]

+Amber Reardon I didn't get you you put that and I saw the persons profile PIC :)

[@azurealec5250]

2013 Dan: Not going to be running any marathons soon 2019 Dan: So close

[@resistance9028]

Does anyone else here not exercise because of embarrassment? Like, you're so embarrassed by how unfit you are, you can't bring yourself to do it?

[@lexiradjmj]

I don't go to the gym bc i'm self-conscious about my body, and i'm self-conscious about my body bc i don't go to the gym…

[@kyleeburton7461]

+Lexi Barnes me too

[@milkymuuu2368]

Me

[@angelwinchester115]

YES

[@DarkWhiskers]

Yes it's ok

[@ripped729]

its 2017 and the only thing that happened to me is depression and im coming into that emo phase that everyone knows everyone regrets and im tring to stop but I am already too deep

[@kaifujiwara4004]

lmao same

[@spacedustandplanets7901]

hootyhoo I'm like a half emo half nerd

[@spacedustandplanets7901]

Help me

[@afunnylittlecreature]

lmao me

[@sarahlaverick6823]

hootyhoo me too I started off in a goth phase and now I'm edging closer and closer to becoming an emo every second...

[@shannencamp3487]

2018... STILL NO HOVER CARS!!!

[@tracimoyer9879]

IT'S ALMOST 2019 AND THERE'S NO HOVER CARS

[@arissantorisonmars9271]

DAMNIT

[@tiadavis7801]

IT IS 2019 AND THERE ARE STILL NO HOVER CARS

[@maddieslothfilms5270]

2019 no hover cars

[@corpsenugget455]

2019... *STILL NO HOVER CARS!!!*

[@katsydon]

Casually watching this on new year five years later...

[@theannouncementmoose3641]

same lol

[@patrickistruck]

6 years

[@garbageboystinkman]

Says he's unfit- is still thin af (Yes i am aware that being thin doesn't always necessarily mean your fit)

[@AshsModeratelyInterestingLife]

On the weekend I eat ALL DAY JUST CRAP IM UNDERWEIGHT the most annoying thing is when someone goes please u know nothing of being unhealthy Like bitch have u ever eaten an entire jug of cheese balls (u know those like foot long plastic barrels of cheese balls) AND THEN WENT TO GET FOOD I don't eat healthy I'm so unhealthy I get physically sick I eat a fucking salad

[@accountinactive7914]

I'm glad you realise that because I'm skinny and unfit as f XD

[@AshsModeratelyInterestingLife]

+Kate Annett join the club

[@accountinactive7914]

Ella's Moderately Intresting Life omg story of my life XD I eat 24/7 and people are like omg where tf does it go

[@AshsModeratelyInterestingLife]

+Kate Annett SAME and I don't move like a lot I sit on my bean bag for 14 hours a day and watch KZbin AND EAT

[@mikaylagorelin7523]

he loOKS SO GOOD HERE

[@Momo-bu3le]

mikayla gorelin IKR??? He looks so cute in this video

[@Iflmv_]

He always looks good

[@tracimoyer9879]

IKR he looks somehow more cute in this video????

[@Alex-by1zq]

He always looks good ^-^

[@meowisme6047]

mikayla gorelin HE ALWAYS LOOKS GOOD!

[@darynne8072]

Oh god it's now 2016 what is my life

[@beans2036]

Ellie OMG sameeeee

[@darynne8072]

Nell Walton Crying xD

[@oaky7837]

ikrrr saamee

[@darynne8072]

Ayeee 😂

[@giodarsa]

;((((((((((

[@withlivjones]

“I probably couldn’t run a marathon” so close dan. you were so close

[@gldnpssy121]

Liv Jones oh god i love you

[@Emoo]

Before this there was an ad saying "Do you know your life purpose? Do you know your destiny?" Lol!

[@emma-oz5np]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO THIS VIDEO! >•< (currently Jan 4, 2017)

[@meghanwill3102]

Sunshine Lester **January 30 happy 30th birthday phil**

[@emma-oz5np]

Yes, happy birthday Phil! You have impacted my life and many other lives (in a good way) and I don't think I'll ever be able to thank you enough for how much you've helped me.

[@ctothep]

How? Have? I? Not? Seen? This? Video? Yet?

[@naobiclarke7926]

I? HAVENT? EITHER?

[@alexashley9140]

Amy I? HAVEN'T? EITHER? HOW?

[@meowisme6047]

Tsk tsk y'all dissapoint me

[@Jay-ec7wt]

*Some of the Phandom is completely in the dark about Phil fighting to have the thumbnail on this video*

[@erinab3162]

? Explain

[@Aurora-angel]

What do you mean....please explain...

[@rcdcliffs]

Teju Aurora in Phil’s live stream long ago dan asked phil for his opinion on which thumbnail to choose. They asked their fans and the thumbnail phil wanted won aka the pikachu thumbnail dan used in this video. I believe the live stream was called “phil gets what he wants”

[@Aurora-angel]

Ri Ri Thanks...

[@everytimeishowupeveryonedi3672]

I'm scared because it's one am and everybody is asleep. So I turned on this video. Because Dan is Philed with life.

[@NotacatNoraDoge19125]

Did you just- oh my god

[@everytimeishowupeveryonedi3672]

+Not a sloth I did. :)))

[@everytimeishowupeveryonedi3672]

LPS pegasister Bye...

[@dakotamendes6378]

D-did you just p.. OUT NOW GET OUT BYE BAIIII

[@24lamistica]

Omfg

[@vanessagarciatorres1117]

MCR was still together when this was uploaded.

[@Steph-it4fh]

Chemical Ness STAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHPPPPPPP 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@charlieanderson1321]

Bring Me The Memes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😥😫😥😣😫

[@jcundercovers]

get out

[@aperson2552]

G note

[@josse1890]

*cries* dan its 2019 still no hovercars we have trump we have brexit :(

[@shortstuff4369]

It got even worse, 2020 and still no flying cars

[@ksolis09]

Cries Daniel it’s 2021 There’s no hover cars Covid still exist Now texas has snow The world is ending

[@evapollard9657]

Dan: If you sit back and ask yourself are you happy and the answer to that is no then what is the problem? Me: School, friends, emotions, parents.... me

[@itssssstef]

Gonna be honest... same WHY DO PROBLEMS EXIST

[@gale5393]

this actually made me a bit less anxious about 2017, whether dan admits it or not he's really quite helpful

[@Keiicw]

This whole video I walk like DIMPLE DIMPLE. Omf it's to amazing

[@scarletttomlinson8001]

SAME

[@kety96]

Keilah Williams Dont say Omf please, its unrespectful, respecto God :) God bless you and everyone reading

[@Keiicw]

kety96 ....I didn't say god..I said oh my fuck...and I always say oh my gosh! I'm a seventh day Adventist... I do not need you telling me what is respectful to God!..... God bless you as well and excuse my language

[@daynamia1521]

Oh my fuck never says gods name in vain

[@birbmeme3795]

kety96 awww i wuv yew

[@abbiecinnamon1093]

Still no hover cars

[@xxspacekittenxx9068]

Abbie Darko yep

[@xxspacekittenxx9068]

Abbie Darko omg I just noticed we have the same name it's even spelled the same

[@alittlebitofkit8384]

Still no hover cars World why do you disappoint us

[@oliviawright9526]

Still no hover cars...

[@aoifeearley4950]

STILL no hover cars :(

[@quinnlovescats]

Omg. I first watched this when I was 17, still in highschool and working part time as a hostess. I was scream laughing at this video and my mom was so confused. Now I’m almost 26, working on a great career, about to marry my dream partner but also in the middle of a global pandemic😂 thanks for the great memories Dan!

[@cateaaia9004]

woww

[@beybladepoisongemios]

2015: STILL NO FUCKING HOVERCARS!!

[@chrys8879]

TRUE

[@nix5705]

IKR!!

[@emotomcruise1248]

+Denise Hicks thre are there just not street legal..........

[@hightimehightide]

Come on science it's 2015 catch up

[@bandit24k]

OCTOBER 21 2015!!

[@mayaarmstrong7485]

who's watching this in 2015???

[@AMAZINGSARAHISNOTONFIRE2327]

this is my first video for 2015

[@cheyennemann4090]

AMAZINGSARAHISNOTONFIRE 2327 same

[@pastelrook]

I am

[@spazmaster6731]

a new year for MORE INTERNETZ!!!!!!!!

[@blacksonerules3341]

me :) happy new year

[@kat_rebrand]

Dan is the reason I go to the gym. The gym has good WiFi. Don't judge.

[@twentynepiltsmelaniepatdlo492]

happykat. girl not judging at all :)

[@FreyaBassam]

nearly 2019 people where you at???

[@meowisme6047]

Freya Bassam 2019 people here!

[@bagle02]

•Meow Is Me• 2019 is here.

[@-ellieille-]

Nearly 2020 people where you at???

[@bagle02]

Ellie Rose we still here!

[@Cameron-xg7qf]

Nearly 2020 now!!

[@crockerz3808]

I keep saying I'm going to do more exercise...I get as far as my door and fall to the floor crying

[@eevans0052]

I know how it feels, but it's my bedroom door not the front door.

[@crockerz3808]

life is so hard Cx

[@CorticeraEditing]

i just hit my head on the door

[@Hill.Lindsay]

I don't even try because I know I won't be able to do it..... I have a lot of popcorn and ice cream. And sleep is important to me. Sorry this was a month ago x-x

[@erica-vb9hh]

Look at this beautiful boy

[@erica-vb9hh]

I love him

[@jaja1321]

erica me too, me too🖤

[@szabolcsibianka6439]

we all love him💜

[@LightningLiLi]

My New Years resolution is to start making KZbin videos, but i have absolutely no idea what I'm doing, plus I'm not pretty in the slightest, and my voice is surprisingly deep for a girl Help meeeeeeee

[@jewelraiza1514]

I feel you man I always voice crack bcuz I try to make my voice higher when I talk so yeh #lifebetterers

[@charlieanderson1321]

Oh my gosh, FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERStANDS THIS. I've been trying to make youtube videos for a while but I lack he courage... (and pretty much everything else that makes me interesting)t

[@Steph-it4fh]

Mei-Ling Zhou ME TOOOO

[@LightningLiLi]

I have an idea, how about every time we come up with new ideas or things, we share them between us and we try to maybe form our own little group of inseparable KZbinrs, because I mean... I feel like that could probably help us all decide what to do, plus i would have friends...I don't know, that's probably impossible, I'm just daydreaming now...

[@parimalak675]

Mei-Ling Zhou that's actually a really good idea

[@areallybigannoyingorangefa6562]

Dan in 2013: where are the hover cars? 2020: we got Coronavirus

[@melissapena3421]

2016: still no hovercars, no fit dan, and no U.S. tatinof release dates

[@payyourfuckingtaxes7901]

we'll get there soon

[@emotomcruise1248]

Barnes & noble has tabinof

[@Tf-lg9cg]

+unusful fossil I think they're on about The Amazing Tour Is Not On Fire :P

[@jessicabennett7102]

well Dan and Phil said in their livestreams they're having a us tatisnof

[@Tf-lg9cg]

unusful fossil Trust me, you aren't dumb. I always get mixed up with dan and phil acronyms, I honestly have to check like 50 times.

[@valerielouiseee]

how much you wanna bet dan didn't keep his resolution.. i'm waiting for the video dan. i'll just be sitting here. waiting.

[@maddisonskywalker3160]

I'm genuinely curious if you're still with your personal trainer

[@mary7up12345]

Same

[@leanatalie3245]

same

[@gabriel-dx9hw]

Yeah...

[@umayyldrm1907]

same

[@isabelkellaway1961]

me three

[@anamikanair]

Here on Jan 1st, 2021 to confirm THAT WE STILL DO NOT HAVE HOVER CARS

[@muun6834]

but did he actually have a personal trainer

[@neverupload2802]

No xD

[@Nance_c]

*cough cough* PHIL is dans personal trainer *cough cough*

[@walshy6131]

+Nancy Cabrera oh... um... FUCK YASSSSSSSS

[@Professor_Spoon]

+Nancy Cabrera i want phil as my personal trainer :c ow wait, not in the "disturbing' way xd just for the speeches

[@Nance_c]

+M pug same 🌚

[@gayson5139]

It's nearly 2017!! Why am I watching this?

[@Anna-zz5fq]

it IS 2018...

[@maggieemclay]

Dan: 'Hey Internet, so it's 2013' Me: watches in October of 2015

[@seallofapproval]

November now m8, so close to 2016. Wat. Where has the time gone.

[@pinkiepie-gp1cn]

It's the festive season

[@princessjadexo6661]

+Eleanor Taylor OHHH December actually

[@LilyAJandMSP]

+Maggie Mclay _December lord help me_

[@alethehntr5885]

december m80

[@andrear.8569]

Coming from 2k17 Dan, I report, we are slowly losing the fringe, I repeat WE ARE LOSING THE FRINGE You may panic now

[@qk5306]

But the curls are great

[@tracimoyer9879]

@@qk5306 ikr

[@millie-pj3st]

Panicking! At the disco

[@meowisme6047]

Coming from 2k19 He lost it and he's happy! We're happy with his curls!!

[@patchyfit]

We can be unfit together, Dan.

[@laynestaley9293]

I admire the fact that you're comment (at the moment) has 69 likes. I mean you're talking about how unfit you and Dan can be, so...

[@patchyfit]

COEXIST ™ 72 likes now :P So everyone's dirty side can turn back to normal

[@mimiHTcat]

0:41 his hair looks so good like that wtf?

[@EllaIngram]

soooo...how long did the personal trainer plan thing last? xD

[@sam0902]

Ella Lightwøød-Høwlter |-/

[@artzyjazzy1750]

Ella Lightwøød-Høwlter I was thinking that 😂

[@lilyg9983]

Ella Lightwøød-Høwlter he only went twice

[@Charlie-zi1fv]

I wanted to like this but it is 222 i cant

[@Sophs06]

2020 no flying cars

[@sanktham]

We've got hoverboards in 2016 if that's fine with you

[@ambarose0232]

THEY DONT HOVER THEY HAVE WHEELS!!!!

[@sanktham]

+Amba Rose023 THEY'RE PRETTY DAMN CLOSE TO AN ACTUAL HOVERBOARD SO SHHHH

[@ambarose0232]

+CaptainMabel 😂😂😂 we can dream

[@ambarose0232]

+CaptainMabel and I see that 5sos logo hello fandom!!!!!!

[@sanktham]

Amba Rose023 5SOS fam yay!!

[@gabbymorretti7340]

So... How'd that personal trainer work out ?! 😂

[@sunaidamaraju]

😂

[@rebeccagottschalk6624]

MELANIEEEE

[@charlie3145]

+Sierra Sunshine why is your pp literally just a forehead? ;)

[@charlie3145]

***** the most attractive forehead in the history of the heads

[@lydisnotameme4012]

+Sierra Sunshine Forehead bigger than my future

[@WillowSpector]

I WANT THOSE MALTESERS

[@kingari6880]

Same

[@LLeal-xj6vs]

sameee. pretty sure they JUST got maltesers in America... or at least we're I live in America

[@meganalice1173]

+person unknown in the uk we have had malteesers for as long as I can remember and I'm 12 nearly 13

[@ravenmochalatte6902]

+Willow slay i thought you said i want to BE those maltesers lol ;)

[@diamonde5863]

+Heyitzmegz xxx yeah!!!!

[@dazzle_h.2876]

“Do you want me to call an ambulance?” Phil, you angel

[@birgitrusbach1340]

My way to get fit again; Do 10 sit ups before every video you watch. Thats 200-400 pushups every day for me

[@emilyketcheson4588]

Omg I would literally die

[@BakuganStarBlast]

Birgit Rusbach omg that's genius

[@birgitrusbach1340]

mbitzz LRDC hahaha thnx

[@dominikasmentek6565]

Birgit Rusbach this kind of works genius in discise

[@kwylwa8850]

I'll need to do that!

[@zeryabghalib]

Too embarrassed to exercise because unfit. Unfit because too embarrassed to exercise

[@jamie8414]

This video is the most inspirational video I have ever seen

[@madi6475]

I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@jamie8414]

PhanGirlx helloooooo :)

[@madi6475]

Sup

[@jamie8414]

PhanGirlx Phil's D. (Because of Dan....)

[@PhobeBarrymore]

JUST DO IT! (I hate that video) (I agree with you)

[@TramNguyen-mg6zn]

It's 2022 and there's still no hover car, we should stop expecting at this point

[@mysticalcookie12]

THAT WAS A BIG FREAKIN LINDOR TRUFFLE AT THE END FIRST I WATCHED SHANE DAWSON MAKE A GIANT KIT KAT AND NOWYOU HAVE A FREAKING GODZILLA TRUFFLE ARE YOU SERIOUS

[@Bucherviews]

+Grace Goncalves I've seen them for sale in big Tescos - unfortunately it's not a solid truffle (that would be amazing) but a big wrapped truffle-shaped case with lots of normal-sized truffles inside. (I wish they made one literally that big, the stuff inside Lindor truffles is amazing and I would love to be able to just scoop up big handfuls of the stuff :D)

[@jasminer4859]

+nerdoftheworld my thoughts exactly

[@rosielagan]

im watching this as one of the last videos i watch for 2016. happy new year everyone xx

[@emilyvalentine2658]

me too! Happy New Year!!

[@kenziecole_green2789]

Rosie Lagan happy New Years

[@sam0902]

Rosie Lagan |-/

[@jamiemayes3900]

Hey Dan, My New Year's resolution was to stop self harming and i did!!!!!!!!! Yayyyyy

[@kiarrapriest3048]

Congratulations!! Im so happy for you!!!

[@geetzsoldacc1069]

CONGRATULATIONSS 🎉🎊❤️ keep it up ❤️

[@hennyhoes4695]

IM SO PROUD OF YOU!! I mean i dont even know who you are but that is something many cant & didnt achive so congradulations:) Good job :D xx

[@brilegendoflink7084]

alex lopez Yyyyayyyy! c: Congrats mate. >.

[@urbanahaidar6507]

GOOD JOB! self harming is a terrible way to feel relief and I'm happy you're over it.

[@roseschauer6337]

“I now have a physical trainer.” HOW DID THAT GO DANIEL

[@rachelstienstra2102]

My New Years resolution, like many others, for the past FIVE YEARS has been to never procrastinate... HAHA. THAT'LL HAPPEN.

[@nemointheflesh6902]

do we even know what happened to that personal trainer? like we never actually heard about him ever again.

[@anyah2598]

I think Dan baked him into that giant truffle and ate him.

[@endergirl_gaming8246]

Dan's personal trainer is secretly Phil.

[@lionmcmuffin4751]

+han_fish12 apparently it was a fail xD he tweeted about it a few days ago i think

[@Iwasapoptuart]

Watching this in 2015 yay... We still don't have hover cars

[@anxietyattheeverywhere8616]

I know, I can't wait for hover cars. Or KZbin as a hologram.

[@ceebeetee8897]

Theblackburnstwo page Well a holographic Minecraft is already under development so we aren't that far from a holographic internet... probably. Could be wrong though. Holograms are really cool but we'll probably look like utter morons if the person using that hologram is the only one able to see it.

[@jackskellington340]

i would have thought back to the future was right

[@UltimateRT]

No hoverboards either, such a waste, I guess we'll never get them.

[@eleanormdsso]

There is actually flying cars; they're working on the roads for them since they have the car developed. You don't see them now because they're still working on roads to put them out in public and that means it will take long..

[@jackghareeb1183]

it’s 2019 where are you dan

[@maybemountains]

I could try making my new years resolution to try and run more, and not get out of breath running two feet to catch up with a friend, but we all know thats not gonna happen.

[@plantenthusiast2200]

All I can say is,at least I can run 1 mile without fainting.

[@maybemountains]

Lioness Love Seriously? Lucky

[@plantenthusiast2200]

Not really...I never said I could run 1 mile straight without breaks XD

[@maybemountains]

Lioness Love true. XD

[@atrounceproduction]

Yeah I have a friend that messaged me the other day and I asked how she was doing "Oh great thanks yeah I got up at like 7am and went for a 5k run and it was so good and I did all this baking and cooked all this stuff...." and I was there at 1 in the afternoon like jesus I haven't even got out of bed

[@PaytonMehsling]

Am I happy? No. What's the problem? I don't even know anymore.

[@shulump8375]

Dude. Same.

[@shalinikolli5481]

It's sad that I relate this

[@kuromi8384]

same

[@jersienicole2676]

relatable

[@lunarbunny1247]

Oh you know literally planning out my entire suicide

[@theegproject3227]

I wonder if dan knew that 1 year after this vid came out he would be making a radio show...

[@nozucchini4624]

/hhhhhow dare yooooouuuuuu/

[@tylerselby590]

He knew in 2012... OOPS!

[@diamondust2054]

2013 dan: "it's not like you're going to be running any marathons any time soon" 2019 dan:

[@zoellepierce846]

I wonder if he still has that personal trainer

[@philtrash2173]

Probably not

[@hella5516]

Zoelle Pierce: haahah funny joke.

[@Tzar-r6i]

Well... Happy 2016. 👌 Enjoy those resolutions.

[@kennedyhunt9130]

I want to see present day Dan with this haircut say "I really need to go get a haircut I look like I'm in 2013" idk why I just like it

[@shulump8375]

We all do. *whispers* we all do

[@Alex-vn6tg]

+Andi Løpez |-/

[@meghanmedendorp3257]

“Take up flute lessons” *10 seconds later saying don’t take up stupid things* Me, being a flute player for 4 years: *Am I a JoKe To YoU?!*

[@jayce2773]

Why I can relate to Dan reason #127: I do the same thing trying to get up stairs (well, kind of, I can barely run up stairs), and I can't run horizontally to safe my life.

[@chipsticks1869]

SlytherclawGeek101 Art My school has stairs and my schedule has made it so that I'm walking down one flight and up another almost every period. It's taken a lot out of me trying to make it look like I'm not terribly out of breath and all those years of not participating in gym are catching up to me.

[@paintitblack1627]

my new years resolution is to be myself and not be afraid to listen to what music I want to and wear what clothes I want to - I'm going to stop pretending to be someone I'm not so people will like me

[@artemis3607]

you go girl!

[@paintitblack1627]

maybe amy thanks

[@paintitblack1627]

+NickRay Pearce thanks I'm trying :-)

[@jersienicole2676]

same !

[@paintitblack1627]

+Jersie Moran yay!!

[@SkittleWolfPony123]

IM LIKE YOU DAN, I TELL MYSELF TO EXERCISE AND I JUST DONT.

[@yousuckcharlie2350]

it’s 2022 where r the hovercars

[@nisargaramesh3010]

did he ever give us the personal trainer update?

[@kaylagarcia3219]

No😂I'm sure that he doesn't have one anymore

[@emilynyberg6350]

Ya that Probs lasted a week

[@trinw.4359]

Emily Nyberg probably not even that long😂

[@luckyfishbone4822]

He probably scared them off 😂

[@lessexpensivehan9809]

Watching this 1 am Jan 1st 2016 lolzor

[@kenzieze4022]

SAME

[@gabsbarbieri]

+The pretzel emperor same

[@AnDreamerStars]

Lolzor highfive

[@anezkap.r.203]

+The pretzel emperor still lolling 1 am Jan 22nd

[@fionab346]

+The pretzel emperor I'm still on lolling Feb 20 2016

[@ashton71113]

I'm from America and every time I see malteasers in his vids it makes me want to try them soooo bad

[@FreyaErin]

They are amazing. I love them so much.

[@hithere9973]

They.are.glorious.

[@randomperson263]

Same

[@mariemccausland7836]

I'm from America too and I found some at a movie theater one time

[@crickling]

Im in Canada… We have Maltesers

[@sassycc1558]

Watching this New Years Eve of 2018

[@itsash4893]

I GOT THE TØP AD

[@Steph-it4fh]

ᖴᗩᗪEᗪ ᒪᑭᔕᒪE᙭IE YOU ARE THE FUCKING CHOSEN ONE!!!!

[@literally_just_art8952]

ᖴᗩᗪEᗪ ᒪᑭᔕᒪE᙭IE I got a coca cola ad 😂

[@chizuihetu]

ᖴᗩᗪEᗪ ᒪᑭᔕᒪE᙭IE I got no ads 😎

[@spicy2758]

okay but what happened with the personal trainer

[@snorlaxlife5600]

I was wondering the same!

[@sweta2k007]

plot twist: Phil was the personal trainer

[@hajcwioe]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ haha i was hiding in da pages ha #fml ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[@efouaalice]

I just bought an exercising video game so I would still be starting at a screen

[@kendrab4245]

YOU GO GLEN COCO TWO FOR YOU GLEN COCO

[@raiiishaaa]

+Kendra B *four

[@nemointheflesh6902]

ikr, to get fit all you have to do is play endless ddr

[@Tete-lh5ij]

Hey. He almost ran a marathon this year (2019). Progress :)