Thanks for making a video about me. I’m a fan so it means a lot - The batman
@Codemittens9 ай бұрын
Blud is not Batman
@bigred2129 ай бұрын
@@Codemittens💀
@emmarod87469 ай бұрын
You got to have the profile pic for the joke to work.
@eegotestical9 ай бұрын
buddy is not me😭🙏
@bradenmcfortnite73269 ай бұрын
@@emmarod8746 i’m batman in real life not on youtube comments pal
@baptizzo9 ай бұрын
Playing sanguine paradise while Batman is going on a beatdown isn’t something I knew I needed
@jordanjenkins28459 ай бұрын
Same 😭🔥 I’m like “oh Blankboy hopped in his bag with the editing on this one”
@cookiedoughbro52529 ай бұрын
@@jordanjenkins2845 had me tickling my tip with this one 🔥
@uchihabean96899 ай бұрын
there a vid with cartis stop breathing its fire
@zannchristo9 ай бұрын
This Batman is so crazy there isn't even a "Bruce Wayne" persona, this mf was Vengeance for 2 years straight 💀
@shahilhassan94159 ай бұрын
Fr
@izshtar9 ай бұрын
yeah and that was the whole point of the film. bro is filled with vengeance and rage that he doesn't even acknowledge Bruce exists, I hope they expand more on Bruce's side on the sequel though because of how the first film concluded.
@zannchristo9 ай бұрын
@@izshtar I don't think we'll see "Bruce" developing because there's no time for that, but I do think we'll see Batman turning into a true hero instead of just a vigilant, like the end of the movie suggests
@izshtar9 ай бұрын
@@zannchristo yeah true probably but expanding Bruce is also expanding Batman as a character and the people that worked on the film said that they're still focusing on the man himself and without the fit of rage controlling his senses now I bet that we'll be seeing more of the Bruce side since the Mayor has already told Bruce that he could've been a big help within Gotham but I doubt we will get the playboy billionaire part of Bruce since he's hasn't been comfortable being Bruce for a long time, Maybe that would be also the time that we see Bruce do the thing with like an orphanage or something but this is all just a theory for me, I just hope that they expand more on Bruce side now after the first film because Pattinson is such a great actor with the mask or without. I'm very excited for the sequel next year.
@zhakirfreeman97648 ай бұрын
@@zannchristo "there's no time" when the character literally has another half that is Supposed to be focused on. With two more movie and they clearly planted seeds that Bruce will get more character work. Please don't say outlandish shit like this 😂
@RyomenAyeni2259 ай бұрын
nah cause the way Batman beats up these villians you would think ONE OF THEM killed his parents but no, these are random purse snatchers😭😭
@ASS-tb3mq9 ай бұрын
It gets worse for his main villains cause Arkham Asylum is a hospital as well as a prison they treat all his rouges gallery in intensive care
@zacharybosley19359 ай бұрын
"One of them" did. B-man here blames All Of Gotham for taking his family, and this is his get-back
@RyomenAyeni2259 ай бұрын
@@zacharybosley1935 nah but he hasn’t even made the effort to look for that guy everyone is feeling pain for his mistake 😭
@zacharybosley19359 ай бұрын
@@RyomenAyeni225 Bruce pretty often confronts Joe Chill in his mythos. Seeing the street-level criminal is part of the impetus for him hating all the crime that causes street-level crime.
@RyomenAyeni2259 ай бұрын
@@zacharybosley1935 nah I’m not talking about comics I was specifically referring to this universe unless there’s a comic I haven’t read
@mrpenumbra61809 ай бұрын
2:37 "How angry" - Batman
@Noobwitha_Hat9 ай бұрын
"Idk nigga" - Superman
@BullseyeBobE9 ай бұрын
...Oh aight 👀
@azahias99 ай бұрын
Y’all I hollered 🤣
@shahilhassan94159 ай бұрын
With the side eyes 😅
@thalmoragent93449 ай бұрын
@@BullseyeBobE Lmao 😅
@shirogitsune34809 ай бұрын
Bro injected the adrenaline and his eyes rolled back so quick you would’ve thought Catwoman was giving him the sloppiest of toppy
Only reason Batman couldn't let the Riddler slide is cause he caught him jaywalking. The second he saw that, he knew he had to put him on a stretcher.
@Elder-lz4ws6 ай бұрын
Batman knew jaywalking was over the line, he knew he's gotta go down.
@stephanetubene1729 ай бұрын
‘’This is Gotham. Cashiers have to work behind vibranium walls for their own safety’’ I only started the vid and I am dying 😂
@WildSid_8 ай бұрын
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@BigH114749 ай бұрын
Can't have shit in gotham...even the robbers getting licked out there
@tobeslmao9 ай бұрын
aint nobody safe out here in Gotham
@aushaurdwilson2 ай бұрын
Hell yeayou right
@samzilla5679 ай бұрын
Batman was straight up a menace in this movie. The goons either went into comas or woke up to a $500K medical bill for their broken ribs.
@thomasnolastname87348 ай бұрын
IF they woke up
@SorNamora-x5x9 ай бұрын
8:21 Naw if I was a guardian I’d take his ring back we skipping the dying stage🙏💀
@frzlrd9 ай бұрын
that shit funny af green lantern got rolled instantly
@JustANobody3869 ай бұрын
Oh nah 💀💀💀
@cookiedoughbro52529 ай бұрын
“Yeah imma need that ring back cuz 🫴”
@redautobotsoldier38129 ай бұрын
John Stewart is the better green lantern anyways.
@tjnoah17209 ай бұрын
Gimme your ring.
@ThatmanEon9 ай бұрын
"Now talk!" - Batman to a dead asf thug
@AlvinWillistonDavis9 ай бұрын
mmmf mfm mmmmffff!
@Fck_the_atf9 ай бұрын
Nah im genuinely starting to believe that he just says that to make sure he didn’t kill em 💀
@kanyerahming8 ай бұрын
@@Fck_the_atfhe doesn’t even say that lmao
@Fck_the_atf8 ай бұрын
@@kanyerahming yeah ik. But it would be funny.
@kanyerahming8 ай бұрын
@@Fck_the_atf fr
@Codenamesuper9 ай бұрын
Bro pushing 30 still posting bangers ‼️
@JoshuaIfidi9 ай бұрын
Bro what?! 😭😭
@blankboy_9 ай бұрын
pushing 30 is crazy bro
@mcbdllc28489 ай бұрын
Im 30 What yall young bulls tryna say 😂
@Codenamesuper9 ай бұрын
@@mcbdllc2848my fault og 🫡
@nonsensicalwebby16639 ай бұрын
Brutal
@waltertabora95669 ай бұрын
This Batman was built different, I was In The movie theater geeking and being scared
@dahamster61859 ай бұрын
Bro FINALLY POSTED I’m watching this whole thing through 18 times I’m glazing and legal 💀
@championzelda70889 ай бұрын
Thought your name was Dahmster lmao
@LordieJr9 ай бұрын
Bro had to clarify 😭
@rexmalorum33719 ай бұрын
That part! 😂😂@@LordieJr
@thomasnolastname87348 ай бұрын
Pause
@DestroyerThedefender9 ай бұрын
You can't convince me that Batman wasn't just mad throughout that entire movie and was venting his anger in every fight
@Phantomiam9 ай бұрын
That’s basically the point it takes from the year one Batman comic when he comes back to Gotham and he still very angry about his parents death
@brodyratliff74414 ай бұрын
Oh no 100% he is angry as hell
@massgunner41529 ай бұрын
Batman must have injected himself with liquid demon time because he really was edging the no kill rule on the last riddler goon.
@Teddy3230-u4d9 ай бұрын
Most accurate young Batman…his hands are literally rated E for everyone in the way.
@Zod_Marshal9 ай бұрын
Literally though
@bigred2129 ай бұрын
1:22 the combo he put this man in will never not be funny why he beat his a$$ like that was it 💀💀💀 Was it cause he had the audacity to walk up on the batman like that or cause he thought sh*t was sweet out here 😭
@fissilewhistle9 ай бұрын
Somebody had to be the example.
@kokujinblack779 ай бұрын
It's a fear tactic.
@scsansational9 ай бұрын
my fav batman tbh
@blankboy_9 ай бұрын
W choice
@bigred2129 ай бұрын
Can't wait for the second movie
@baki4849 ай бұрын
@@blankboy_ Any plans to do the BvS warehouse fight?
@psychoticpebble9 ай бұрын
Incredibly overated Batman. Doesn't even top 5.
@shahilhassan94159 ай бұрын
@@psychoticpebblewomp womp
@amateur-madman30479 ай бұрын
That fuckin TTG Cyborg pointing never fails to kill me😭😭😭 Edit: 8:13 The stray Green Lantern slander is straight evil brother
@dre14569 ай бұрын
Green lantern just out here chilling catching unnecessary strays 😂😂😂😂😂
@AlvinWillistonDavis9 ай бұрын
Nah, GL running his mouth when he has a whole library of owns, dont try it buddy the "dis u?" is undefeated.
@absolutelynotgriffith19549 ай бұрын
nah hall jordan deserves all the slander available
@chasemathews61649 ай бұрын
When Blank Boy post you know it's gonna be a BANGER
@ryantalley52849 ай бұрын
Who?
@ceruleanwalker10699 ай бұрын
The casual drive by on Black Widow. She wasn't even on the quickest route, you went out of your way to spin the block.
@NotTheAlbinauricWoman9 ай бұрын
Green Lantern getting knocked down was funny but the Parademons coming in after to just continue whooping his ass was outta pocket 💀💀
@shoken44219 ай бұрын
Bro said Bruce's dates gotta have 26 felonies ,I'm dead lol
@thomasnolastname87348 ай бұрын
He's out here on some "Nah, I can fix her" timing
@BriarDougherty-jz4ry9 ай бұрын
Man I don't wanna fight purely because I'm afraid of what would happen if my teeth got fucked up. Those don't heal.
@Kameren-j9g9 ай бұрын
He said I know his pops ain't teach him that swing 😂
@DarkshadowXD639 ай бұрын
That Batman Begins reference is cold, if it isn't an easter egg it should be
@nofriends59359 ай бұрын
4:54 successful trip 💀
@gridreaper67352 ай бұрын
Yea, I was like wdym A successful trip after 14 stab wounds, more like A Successful Trip to the Hospital 😭
@MrHero179 ай бұрын
At the start when you referenced Batman just taking hits in the face, yall gotta remember this is year one Batman . He’s only been doing this for 1-2 years . He’s going to get more advanced and seasoned with his combat when the series continues
@mattp2real9 ай бұрын
Technically it’s year 3. He’s been Batman for 2 years already. Kinda wild how trash he was for 2 plus years in the game.
@MrHero179 ай бұрын
@@mattp2real the movie is based of the year one story arc . In the earlier years he’s more raw
@Phantomiam9 ай бұрын
@@mattp2realno it’s not year 3 it’s year 2 probably just hit year 2 during that film so he is really new to the game and still very angry
@sptflcrw85837 ай бұрын
@@mattp2realbruh how was he trash?
@f.r.n.g.b.bgaming9 ай бұрын
“They think they can quick scope in real life” ahh dat Shii head me dead😂😂😂😂
@average-_-9 ай бұрын
GL was talking mad till Batman pulled "THIS U". 😂
@kotyissocool9 ай бұрын
This movie showed me of just how fucking scary Batman would be to a criminal. It reminded me of in Mo Man’s Land when Bruce upgraded his armor and intentionally allowed himself to be shot in front of a group of criminals and shrug it off. Using it to send the message of “Batman is angry and he cannot be killed”. Like imagine you hit brody with high caliber rounds and he eats that shit and *keeps coming*. If you were a criminal it’s like having an invincible wall of Black Death slowly bearing down on your ass
@ALongAndLowTide9 ай бұрын
Batman the type of dude to break someones neck for a McDonald's coupon
@jacearmor52749 ай бұрын
0:19 You know what's crazy, this dude's multiversal counterpart is Robin from Titans!
@democraticrepublicofvaloria3 ай бұрын
NAH the "Batman hitting the opposite of Black Widow" had me dying, that's crazy😂
@pizzalord67639 ай бұрын
8:20 man imagine being caught 40k by fruad hunter batman 🤣
@jussaiyanz62759 ай бұрын
"ayo Gary ya good bro get up" had me tweaked out laughin😝😝🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@AriyanLevy8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@caffreydavis2189 ай бұрын
7:13 wasn't that grandma a Plant? Lol that doesn't count, bro 😂
@Lone_Rocket9 ай бұрын
He still didn't even hesitate, 😂😂
@ShinoGambino9 ай бұрын
I remember seeing that episode when it came out and thought Batman lost it 😭😭😭
@oolooo9 ай бұрын
6:23 Finally , Cobblepot being relatable .Diana is dreamy as fuck .
@Forgedmaniac9 ай бұрын
Bro didn’t even talk about the chase scene with penguin😂
@shalimhasanrakhimhabibi47839 ай бұрын
I don’t understand how some people hate on this movie, it’s definitely a top 3 batman movie and pattinson is great actor, anyone that has watched the lighthouse would know this already.
@Phantomiam9 ай бұрын
Folks don’t know anything about Batman that’s probably why
@demckenzie70308 ай бұрын
This shit sucked
@nc39635 ай бұрын
Batman be giving regular criminals 30 piece combos with a biscuit, meanwhile Joker is frolicking somewhere poisoning civilians😂😂
@LowkeySnappin9 ай бұрын
9:14 wait till they realize he’s just a regular guy in a suit 😂😂😂😂
@neeksthecuz9 ай бұрын
4:05 bruh you COOKED with this setup and delivery omfg I'm dying
@Tobi_Uchiha2359 ай бұрын
Me : jaywalks in Gotham Batman : And I took that personally 😎
@Dan42069___9 ай бұрын
I’m so glad u finally covered this Batman, this is one of my favorite videos that u have done blank
@sup3rn0va239 ай бұрын
She can't never catch a break 😭 8:42
@Mrpatataluvbanana2 ай бұрын
che can't relate
@Jordan_TheGOAT1649 ай бұрын
2:29 That Uzi set-up was hilarious
@officeaddiction63629 ай бұрын
I always laugh so much as this dude. you really funny fr bruh keep this shit up
@jtheavenger86359 ай бұрын
Batman getting pumped point blank was probably my favorite part of the movie when I saw it in theaters
@gravekeepersven829 ай бұрын
PAAAAAAUUUUUUUUSEEEEEE!!!!!
@Crimson_Hebi9 ай бұрын
Ayo?
@king_slayer4799 ай бұрын
That green lantern darkside clip had me dying those robots starting beat the shit out of him😂
@GamingwithMr_Outrageous9 ай бұрын
Bro when he played this song while the scene was playing I was dead on the floor 😂😂😂😂 3:46
@ultimatebrawlers649 ай бұрын
5:04 nah,I getting myself a human sized Megatron fusion cannon for this job 😈
@Lion22Pride9 ай бұрын
This was perfect! The references, the punchline setups!!! Genius...Please do more Batman!!!
@justsomerandomdudewhowatch11239 ай бұрын
Watch now he’s gonna say “Now talk!!!” Sick of this shit man. 😭
@adnanda-pq1kb9 ай бұрын
4:18 Nah, he learned it from UNC (tra rags)🤣🤣🤣
@re11o9 ай бұрын
U postin this as im rewatching The Batman is PERFECT timing
@MortarMike9 ай бұрын
NGL this iteration of Batman was probably my favorite, because it was straight gritty fights. Dude was still a Jr Batman but running the 1's on anything in the way! Fire movie, and Fire BlankBoy video to follow!
@dngrsense9 ай бұрын
4:32 yes my two favorite universes in one video. DC and BNHA. I have truly won.
@draiocht19799 ай бұрын
Batman straight up beating his trauma into then out of criminals just cuz he can
@thestonemaroc7 ай бұрын
In Batman's defense, it is typical for people dealing with childhood trauma in adulthood to seek out either like-minded partners or partners who reflect their primary caregivers in infancy. Seldom will you find a perfectly healthy person both physically and mentally with an unhealthy person. I love this content lol
@proximacentaurib36819 ай бұрын
5:19 they don't call him batman for nothing
@DylanWilliamson-fr4cn9 ай бұрын
I’ve seen this movie. It was SO GOOD! 🔥🔥🔥 Robert Pattinson did a great job as a younger, much angrier version of Batman. Bruce in this movie was really all about throwing them hands. 😅😄 It’s a good thing he became the hero Gotham needed him to be by the end of the film. I mean, Gotham’s criminals are still gonna get their fannies whooped, but this Batman has become much more careful and calculating now. Great video, as always! 👍🏻👍🏻🔥🔥
@CausticSalsa8 ай бұрын
Bro always got the perfect balance of makin me laugh and keepin the sick stuff hype asf. Another W
@ilyte19 ай бұрын
Batman grab that last one on some Miguel O'Hara timing
@SpwnOf99 ай бұрын
9:04 bro grabbed the gun and decided to use it as a blunt force object. This is absolute tomfoolery.
@aaron2nice_9 ай бұрын
2:37 bruh ts got me DEAD😂😂
@matthewdiaz5559 ай бұрын
1:38 💀 always find a way to make me spit out my food
@mastergamingdude61919 ай бұрын
Thanx for Doing This!! This Movie was so much better than I thought it would be! Robert Patterson is a pretty great Batman!
@Ethan-ch2lr9 ай бұрын
9:02 😭😭😭 you gotta cover an early flash fight scene sometime soon
@BusinessStanderBoy9 ай бұрын
Those wild statements in the video got me dead tho 💀 W vid
@Fenrir1909 ай бұрын
Bruh you either remind me to watch a movie or convince me to watch a movie with each video. Definitely needed those laughs after today 😂
@KingKhupacabra9 ай бұрын
Watch the Batman 2022. It’s a masterpiece
@shanesgang9 ай бұрын
SOME HEAT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@dewaj97499 ай бұрын
Another banger where all Blank does is speak facts. Respect 🙏🗣💯👍
@esteban84713 ай бұрын
"It's footsteps, and they stupidly haven't started running yet." A funny line that also goes hard.
@emzz73589 ай бұрын
8:21, onna the most brutal "dis u?"s of all time
@mrrodriguezHLP9 ай бұрын
Batman for sure caught some bodies. You didn't even go over the death toll, his chase down of Penguin in the Batmobile, ended up costing. And for the survivors of his beatdown, paralysis and permanent brain damage might be a fate worse than death.
@Overlord1-19 ай бұрын
Batman doesn’t kill people, but he’s okay with paying your 250k hospital bill and your 3 year long head and trauma rehabilitation 😂😂😂
@benandrewwalker29679 ай бұрын
The legend posts again. Fellow NewYorker here cus
@johnkphilips4409 ай бұрын
junior show him what happens when you innocently take the train home 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@coreybullard44419 ай бұрын
A grappling hook through the knee is wild bro never gonna walk again trying to feed his family 😂
@Benz_likesmoms9 ай бұрын
at 7:02 he ccouldve made a good Hellen Keller joke
@GOLOY6859 ай бұрын
That green lantern clip is dirty
@SPIDERKN1GHT0327Ай бұрын
1:25 The sound effects make it so much better bruh🤣🤣
@TheCornyShow649 ай бұрын
Bro released another banger!😂😂❤
@drewwilson50269 ай бұрын
I'm dead 😭💀 "Let me in." . "Bro what are you wearing?"
@BishopTheGuru7 ай бұрын
Boy at 8:58 I ain’t laugh so hard in a while the way Batman slapped them with them snipers 🤣🤣🤣
@complexityinc.51679 ай бұрын
6:36 course she was not messing with him, she had the bat instead not downgrading around here
@spinjitzumasterfalcon8 ай бұрын
I never realized it but it’s true. Besides Wonder Woman, Bruce’s love interests are always criminals with felonies 😂
@OurKindofEntertainment9 ай бұрын
@10:04 the Bernie Mac face 🤣
@grey_nachos9 ай бұрын
3:40 "mine or yours" DAM
@nickpro76519 ай бұрын
5:25 I'm getting Negan vibes from batman rn
@datchula88119 ай бұрын
0:35 BlankBoy face reveal before Gta 6?
@1badmammerjammer9 ай бұрын
This is now my fav narration
@vincentmartineau20063 ай бұрын
Bro really IS VENGEANCE in all caps
@seanmarley35987 ай бұрын
1:47 They jumping in like arkham npc 😭
@marquiswolf27669 ай бұрын
Batman always gotta overdo the beat downs I would be scared to be a villain if I seen what he did to people 😂 I would turn my life around dealing with batman.
@ImJustFusion9 ай бұрын
“Hot topic’s down the street bro” 😭 😭
@thevibedoctorphd7 ай бұрын
Green Lantern getting one tapped and then jumped will never not be funny