How The Woke Stole Christmas

[@donnytonny730]

Go off charkovsky what a queen

[@donnytonny730]

9:08

[@Pinkerton_111]

LMAOOO

[@LOWQUALITYSHEEP]

LOL OMG 👑

[@PenneyLan]

LMAO

[@lulukirk6847]

I want love like his😭

[@The_Durbles]

Conservatives 'boycotting' bud light by buying a ton of their product is the most conservative thing I've heard. It hurt itself in confusion!

[@Fen_Fox]

throwback for conservatives "boycotting" nike by buying and burning their products like make it make sense

[@Lemoncakelover678]

And the fact that budlight is an adult drink so they cant use the 'its indoctrinating children' card at that point

[@amberstell7341]

You know they’d still try, though because that shit never made sense in the first place 💀

[@ghoultooth]

@@Lemoncakelover678”My child will see me drink it in one of my alcoholic-fueled benders!!”

[@robertwildschwein7207]

So this is THAT kind of video. This will be amusing to watch LMFAO.

[@Figtreely]

That blonde reporter was absolutely the kind of kid that got mad when other people got presents on their birthday and she didn’t get any.

[@AngelaBruns84]

She isn’t even a reporter… look up Riley Gaines and you’ll see her claim to fame is rampant transphobia.

[@wiselioness322]

⁠@@AngelaBruns84Hey, there’s so much more to her than transphobia. She also tied for 5th place and threw a tantrum about it! She has depth!

[@tommyhetrick]

@@wiselioness322not only that, she thinks trans woman have an advantage in chess meaning either A) she is admitting that it was never about an “uNfAiR AdVanTage” Or B) she thinks biology somehow makes cis woman worse at chess

[@bibianaguadalupeislasherre9880]

​@@wiselioness322 If women like Riley Gaines and Paula Scanlan had their way, they would target cisgender women in sports too.

[@ghoultooth]

@@bibianaguadalupeislasherre9880Fr. I don’t even think it’s about transwomen at this point, just women in general.

[@epiclionsault92]

8:15 I respectfully disagree. To say her heart is two sizes too small implies she has a heart to begin with

[@MoondustManwise]

Get her assss

[@11MissingPhoenix]

ANIHALATED 🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@beewithabinder]

You ate that 💅

[@Space_Weirdo]

Pop off! 💅

[@amazingspiderlad]

Guys, this is serious. I walked into Target and caught a glimpse of the pride nutcracker decoration, then I immediately felt a sudden urge to kiss boys and main Bowser in smash bros.

[@Chaotic_noodle]

THE ONLY CURE IS TO KISS A GUY!!!!! GODSPEED SOLDIER!!!!!!!!🫡

[@Chaotic_noodle]

MAY THE GAY BE WITH YOU!!!!

[@HypeGrlie]

THE POWER OF BLACK DISABLED SANTA COMPELS YOU

[@spikemurphy5054]

Knew it the collection is turning people gay, UHRRR

[@Thelastunicornlover]

@@Chaotic_noodle🫡

[@cinnamini4015]

The phrase “Target Put Santa in a Wheelchair” makes it sound like they kicked the shit out of him

[@3thereal.4udi0s]

LITERALLY THO 😭😭

[@squeaktheswan2007]

One might say that they _targeted_ him. Sorry, I had to take that pun.

[@chelseap3286]

I read the sentence in the tune of “grandma got run over by a reindeer”

[@Archiver_Studio]

@@squeaktheswan2007 That's it, hand me your phone I am retracting your pun privileges

[@squeaktheswan2007]

@@Archiver_Studio Aww. 😔

[@nikg2310]

I can’t believe people try weaponizing a rainbow lmao. Like they get so pressed about kids wearing rainbows by association but don’t acknowledge that kids just love rainbows lol. I’m a preschool teacher and I stg every kid in that class is obsessed with rainbows bc they love colors bc they’re kids. People are so quick to assume the worst (assuming target is pushing gay onto kids lmaoo) just let kids be kids fr. Even if they find influence from lgbt people out there, being a kid and growing up is about finding yourself and seeing where you wanna be and who you want to be around yk??

[@Brass319]

It's all a matter of projection. That is to say, it's the bigots that are sexualizing the children's swimwear. Some people just forget that there's more than one perspective ever and it's so baffling to me how anyone could be so daft. I'm autistic and even I am better than them at recognizing the thought processes of others. I've struggled to not see myself as intrinsically superior to everyone else specifically because of the same kind of people who would get upset over stuff like this, because compared to the average homophobe, I am wisdom incarnate.

[@S3lkie-Gutz]

Kids are bonkers about bright brain stimulating colours, they literally need it as their brain develops (that's why sad beige is bad for children) any child development specialist worth their salt will tell you that they go coockoo for coco puffs for loud and bright colours. Like kids don't care about your snowflake ass being huffy about rainbows they're gonna wear that shit anyways like did you forget what it's like to be a kid?

[@nerdoftheatre]

At my local elementary school, a teacher has had her classroom labeled as "The Rainbow Zoo" for years - in reference to a kid's book. A SINGLE parent, whose kid wasn't even IN THE CLASS complained. I don't know what the outcome was of that. But it's just.... so absolutely stupid. She's had that as her classroom name since I WAS A KID. I'm 25. My friends that went to public school recall it being called that. Hell. I loved rainbows as a kid. In school, all the girls in my class in Catholic school created signs for each of us. What was mine? A rainbow? I didn't even KNOW about the LGBT+ community at the time. (I am a part of it now.) But I just liked rainbows. My room was covered in them. Kids like colors.

[@Lemoncakelover678]

They forget that the rainbow is literally from the sky

[@lostandfond2163]

Kids do like rainbows, they like colorful clothing in general❤

[@Snow_Sailor]

Last wokemas, I gave you my pronouns but the very next day, I learned you weren't also gay. This year, despite the homophobe's fear, I'll give it to my special _partner._

[@Grace-q5n]

Um I need more lyrics now please. I am in dire need for a full song

[@poke-talia268]

Full version dropping when?

[@Lemoncakelover678]

Ironically, one of the singers of that song is queer

[@Non-binaryCup]

We need a full version for day 12

[@bibianaguadalupeislasherre9880]

Who sang this comment while reading it? 🤣🤣😅😅

[@dowitcher]

As an enby with a chronic pain condition, I constantly have to pretend to be someone I’m not while also pretending that I’m not in any pain. I’m honestly glad to see them have this lukewarm outrage over the existence of people who are different from them. I think it’s high time that they’re the ones who have to mask their true (read: hateful) feelings, and normalizing visibility for marginalized communities is a great step in that direction.

[@stacyragland3123]

Hello fellow Chronic pain endurer ...I agree with you 100% .

[@anniefitzgerald4447]

I feel you when you said that you have to pretend like you're not in pain. I was recently diagnosed with 2 rare disorders that cause a tremendous amount of pain and joint dislocations. If I told my friends every time I was in pain, that's literally all I would talk about. It's a lot harder than a lot of people without chronic pain realize so I definitely welcome and encourage more disability visibility as long as it's not pandering.

[@nuekagold7471]

Same, sibling

[@miles_quartz]

"go woke go broke" yet they purchased the products from target just to complain about it on tv? lmao okay

[@sharkbite6670]

😂😂😂 yeah

[@Archiver_Studio]

Yeah, I don't think self awareness exists in these people

[@kippx.]

If going woke is respecting everyone no matter religion race or sexual orientation then im woke af

[@harlowluvsurmom]

real

[@Cupcake_Royale]

That's not how that works. Forcing and respecting are two different things.

[@kippx.]

@@Cupcake_Royale ?????? when did i talk about forcing lol

[@MohammedAli-hl4mr]

@@Cupcake_Royale forcing what? if your idea of respecting people is don't ask don't tell and hide in the closet, then you evidently don't actually respect people regardless of their race or sexuality, given that you very clearly have an issue with thing catering to anyone that isn't yourself.

[@azural8347]

​@Cupcake_Royale damn you're obsessed with this channel seek a life

[@JakeStone7]

We bought one of the queer Santas for our incredibly queer and trans home. We call her Inclusia Diversitea. She stands on our mantle above the fireplace, protecting our menorah. Merry Sinmas!

[@zanderfus2723]

YO IM JEWISH TOO LETS GO

[@a.g.r1350]

But like that would be a banger of a drag name

[@themarshmellow6466]

As a queer and trans person I think that this is absolutely slay and the name is the icing on the cake. Merry Sinmas to you and your family!

[@kayenjee]

👑 💐

[@jadetheravinkitty6368]

Her name shall go done in history, like Olive the Other Reindeer They're the Christmas queens

[@Lunnaabee]

I dunno..being black myself and seeing someone complain about a black Santa (whos in a wheelchair) is utterly ridiculous. I grew up with black Santa Claus, all throughout my childhood. It just makes me realize how many white Americans exclude races when it comes to holidays, and any other events throughout the year.

[@jr1zg7kt3g]

maybe its the range of movies that potray santa as either a big jolly man or a wild badass that influenced me as a kid but, i dont get how these people dont just see santa as a template to customize as your own? if they want some plain gift giving jolly white dude as santa, then they can have that for their own! they dont need to tell others to change their santas, no ones taking away theirs. christmas is about family and the love that brings you all together! and i like to believe santa is just a representation of your family and that the love and kindness he is created from is the true gift he brings you

[@Hankyuh8]

Santa is Turkish fight me

[@mightymeatymech]

@@Hankyuh8 as a black american i have no argument. i didn't know some of the early stories about saint nick were about him saving turkish girls from arranged marriages though, that's kinda dope

[@MizuSky]

@@Hankyuh8 He's also meant to wear a green suit

[@Sing_A_Rebel_Song]

I always viewed him Turkish tbh (mostly because I grew up celebrating St Nicholas day)

[@SxdHxrmony]

“you’re gonna sit here and tell me with a straight face that _nutcrackers_ *aren’t* supposed to be gay?”

[@Archiver_Studio]

It is _LITERALLY_ in the name What the hell do conservatives think NUT-CRACKER means in a NON GAY WAY?! Aside from the food category

[@miles_quartz]

my father is a brown man in a wheelchair and i remember being a kid before he became disabled and him dressing up as santa, the ornament is super adorable

[@Palindrome78]

I am white l, cis, queer woman...and I bought three black disabled Santas and gave them to family. Target did not have the gay nutcracker, unfortunately. And think about how pathetic someone has to be to get so upset by representation and inclusion.

[@Archiver_Studio]

Honestly, I prefer the disabled, black Santa He looks cool! I wish I could get one, but I don't think they're sold anywhere near me

[@EmilyWood1996]

I work at target and I have to say, they have a LOT of black Santa merchandise. They also have merchandise that says Feliz Navidad. It blows my mind that some people will see something as innocent as a black Santa and just go feral. Also, the disabled Santa came in white AND black, so really I guess it’s an issue of race here…

[@poke-talia268]

I love in a town surrounded by cornfields. The number of times I've been in a store while gift shopping and just heard Christmas songs in other languages. I'm just like "oh wait, that's not English, cool." And go on about my day. Lol

[@Kintsuugi]

I also work at Target and I've never seen black Santa on official merchandise until this year. I'm living to see it now.

[@arenomusic]

​@@KintsuugiTarget realized "we can make more money by selling to a wider audience?"

[@jadetheravinkitty6368]

As a wheelchair bound person, I like the idea of a disabled Santa

[@zainabzolita8436]

Germany does black face on Christmas or something similar to Christmas so they have no room to say black isint Christmas

[@dustinwalters2728]

You didn’t mention the fact that literally all nutcrackers are designed to take nuts in their mouths.

[@Cosmid_]

Damn, i'd like to be a nutcracker

[@purpleducck]

They’re all men too 💀💀

[@erraticonteuse]

These people make nutcrackers of real female Democratic politicians as a misogynistic joke, but sob about an affirming Pride nutcracker. The cruelty is the point.

[@SkycometAnimeVamp]

I didn’t think of that. Wow. They’ve always been gay

[@johnoconnell5004]

Nutcrackers when nutbusters walk in: insert shocked face here.

[@KestrelDC]

Imagine getting this worked up at just…. OPTIONS existing. They didn’t replace anything, just added MORE options! Like, apply it to anything else. Like an ice cream parlor adding another flavor.

[@Brass319]

but what if that extra ice cream flavor is encouraging perverted, anti-family behavior smh my head. What's that? You'd like to know what that even means? Yeah me too, but every time I've asked I just get spat on and turned away.

[@commentsforthealgorithm]

Ohh noooo cold stone has chocolate and confetti icecream?! When will the horror end

[@vladimiradidas1945]

​@@Brass319welcome to the internet, where asking the informative questions leads to you getting called the moron.

[@cxinp]

​@@Brass319its a rainbow oooohhh spookyy

[@haleyboston]

@@Brass319probably because it’s not perverted or anti-family to be gay…why does it bother you so much that someone loves the same gender?

[@miles_quartz]

there was a republican debate recently where vivek ramaswamy mentioned dylan mulvaney in front of millions of people and it honestly broke my heart, this poor woman is being harrassed for the simple crime of existing as a trans woman. i will protect dylan with my life istg

[@luvvsoph1e]

like what did she even do except accept a sponsorship?? like every influencer does..

[@Dani-it9vc]

Legit people just cannot leave her alone. It baffles me

[@dillpickle-no9hl]

I work at target and i literally took a picture of my device showing that we don't have the tucking swimsuit in kid sizes and my parents literally told me i was lying and it wasnt true because fox news said they had it in kid sizes lol

[@zainabzolita8436]

Doesn't matter what proof you have fox news never lies

[@Nupow__]

"don't trust anything you see on tv" they said

[@Char_draws-11]

Sorry I’m saying this so late but HOW is Fox News still around, they’re not just spreading parts of the truth to fit their view, THEY ARE FULL ON LYING AND NOT FACT CHECKING Its so annoying

[@kstarpersona]

as a younger member of the LGBTQ community, oh noooOo the target pride collection already made me gay OoOoO save yourselves while you still can!!!!😮

[@somemicrowave145]

omggggggggggg11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[@aivlysplath]

OoOoOhh noOoOo when I was a teen my mother bought me a tie dye blanket with…with….RAINBOW COLORS 😭 now I’m bi. Just buy your children beige items. ONLY BEIGE. NO COLORS ALLOWED.

[@TakeAchance365]

Bullseye 🎯

[@beeshark222]

oooo….i had rainbow earrings…now im NON BINARY!!!!! Only dress your kids up in black and white before its too late~!

[@banana_365iguess]

​@@beeshark222bu-but-white is all colors mixed together...

[@PenneyLan]

Annamarie Forcinoh no I stole christmas

[@AnnamarieForcino]

give it back.

[@HOMOSEXUALMEN701]

@@AnnamarieForcinoyou cant have it.

[@S-ky-lar]

Why would u do that.

[@Maybemarbles]

@@AnnamarieForcino I love your vids!

[@PenneyLan]

@@AnnamarieForcino here u go

[@jameshasthoughts]

I love that fox news can just blatantly lie any time they wish and people are just ok with it

[@lulub517]

Goes for anything that has enough money and power. We live in a world where money is put above people so it’s okay to lie as long as it’s for money apparently.

[@arenomusic]

​@@lulub517Exactly, when you've got the Koch brothers behind your shitty programs it's impossible for them to fail no matter how many lies you tell

[@stealthheistfilms]

It's because they're technically an "entertainment" network and not a news network, so they're not beholden to the same standards. Of course, their viewers are too dumb, malicious, or brainwashed to care about fact-checking anything.

[@ddjsoyenby]

same.

[@togepipokearts4504]

@@stealthheistfilms i've heard this a lot and from what i can find, its not at all true. we can dream tho

[@EvilCreampuff]

Santa Claus is a concept based off a fantastical wizard from Russian folklore. He's an idea. He's an archetype so broad, Christians were able to associate a complete different person (Saint-Nicolas) to an established pagan tradition seamlessly. I love seeing ethnic diversity in christmas merchandise because it opens the door to anyone playing Santa to make little children happy despite what they look like.

[@TessuDraws]

The "it's not realistic" argument against magical creatures will never not be baffling to me. They're trying to hide their racism and doing a very poor job at it.

[@sm1purplmurderedme583]

they definitely aren’t hiding their racism

[@Archiver_Studio]

That's the weird thing They try adding realism, to things that don't follow ordinary rules Santa is a magical creature, why should he follow human restrictions?

[@chayden153]

Imagine getting upset over a black disabled Santa. Like y'all know Santa isn't real right?

[@Brass319]

"Grrrr... this doesn't exactly follow the arbitrary precedent I grew up with... how dare they..."

[@katphish30]

Neither are mermaids, buuuut...

[@G-Ilan-M]

What santa isn't real???????

[@Puritious]

He was real. A long time ago.

[@orangutansoda]

Santa is real but i personally believe he changes his appearance to suit our idea of him if spotted. I actually was able to see him in his sleigh once in december and it was incredible. He flew past the window at school. i’m assuming he was getting paperwork from the mall santa’s in the area. it was the coolest thing ever

[@ModeusMori]

another day, another fabulous moment of upsetting people with my silly lil gender identity and love of women. Merry Sinmas :)

[@no1legobatmanfan]

i love to make people angry with my gener 👽👽😈😈😈

[@Ethelgiggle]

We love a ruler with a sinful gender identity and sexuality. I'm really looking forward to also explaining my polycule to my relatives

[@N0B1tches]

So true so true Merry Sinmas

[@Dressup_Doll]

“It’s Kribbas.” “Merry Crisis.” “Merry Chrysler.” “Merry Sinmas.”

[@wizdmovie9957]

Turning a Christian holiday into a celebration of sin is crazy.

[@Tryhardbestie184]

As someone who is not LGBTQ and is not disabled, I think these are great representations of a very small part of the people here in America and I think we need more representation like this in media and stores, and even though I’m not gay or anything I will be buying that nutcracker because it is absolutely incredible looking like not only is it representing the LGBTQ plus community but it’s also just a fun little nutcracker he’s so campy

[@Tryhardbestie184]

I would also like to say I do not mean to speak over LGBTQ plus people or disabled people. You all deserve rights and representation in media and in merchandising like this, but at the end of the day, it’s everyone’s choice to support or not and I just find the gay nutcracker to be incredibly amazing looking not only does it show support towards that community. It’s also just an awesome nutcracker, I have the upmost respect for LGBTQ plus people seeing as you continue to fight for your rights and also disabled people who also continue to fight for the rights. I love all of you and you all deserve rights and respect.

[@i.o838]

you have an amazingly kind mindset that not many other people have, ty for being so supportive! :)

[@Baconlovesreddead]

Mad respect for mentioning that Target employees were being threatened. Lots of people just think target didn’t want to lose money, which is probably also true, but still.

[@Iliketurtles597]

Conservatives: “liberals are such snowflakes they need to grow thicker skin 🙄🙄” Rainbows literally just existing: Conservatives: *implodes*

[@Hankyuh8]

But it represents something, people don’t (seriously)criticise USA because they have a disliking for stars

[@MoodyMickey]

I'm waiting for the day one of them sees a rainbow in the sky after it rains, and to have them complain about it being the "gay agenda" Just, a naturally occuring rainbow, and they think it's the gays

[@inalamire]

​@@Hankyuh8nuh uh, i am actually head of the star-haters club, and we despise the usa for all the stars in their flag

[@brandonkennedy4160]

Not just rainbows, seems like anyone who believes differently or looks differently or acts differently and it’s as if a telephone pull was shoved up their ass the way they carry on. I will always find it so funny that conservatives called liberal sensitive about anything. They’re so angry, they can’t even stop to take a deep breath and actually look at solid facts.

[@markipliertrash1562]

Exactly

[@st4risinteresting]

merry sinmas folks, may our love for women be strong, and our confusing gender be even stronger

[@bwatbit]

Cheers

[@AnnamarieForcino]

AMEN!

[@chaoryka]

AMEN 🙏

[@ilovesoouthpark]

i'm gay tho

[@Ultimate.catlover]

Yipppee *insert tbh creature noises*

[@olievu]

"which gay nutcracker goes best with my pronouns" is singlehandedly the funniest sentence i have ever heard

[@crypticcervine]

I will never get over when people get mad when a depiction of Santa is anything but a white able bodied man. Santa is literally the spirit of Christmas, a spirit encompassing good will and magic can literally look like anyone because anybody can have those traits in their heart!!

[@spruce1101]

I sent my mom a picture of the gay nutcracker and she went out and bought him the next time she was at target. His name, according to her, is Cincinnati, and he has become such an immediate icon within my family (despite living at my apartment and not my parents' house), that my 8 year old sister apparently called a pride flag she saw the other day a "Cincinnati flag". While this causes me to wonder about some things regarding my sister's worldview, it is also hilarious. Gay nutcracker isn't making Christmas a woke thing, Cincinnati is making queerness a Christmas thing.

[@tomwawa1303]

Cincinnati is the Christmas icon we need

[@Ospey]

All my homies love Cincinnati

[@buriedinbooks881]

I already knew Tchaikovsky was gay but this is how I found out man’s was definitely a submissive bottom as well which just enhances my whole world honestly. Truly a prime example of a chaos bottom (used real cannons in a composition). What a legend.

[@biteofdog]

How dare you, he was a power bottom. 😄

[@Widdekuu91]

I don't want to ruin the conversation, but as a straight (probably?) woman, I just wonder why two gay men not just...switch up. I mean, sure, you might have a preference. But I expected gay men to just..switch up every once in a while. They are (if they are cismale) not in danger of any pregnancy and youknow..if there are no diseases, then there won't be anything like "Oh no, you've been in that hole, don't use the other one' (like with a woman, you can't go in the back then in the front.) A.k.a. gay men can just do their partner and then say; 'I'm tired, do me' and turn around and get done. Sure, women with strapons can do the same, but it's more of a hassle, putting it on and youknow. I'm just confused that they seclude themselves in a box, as it were, saying they are a bottom or a top. And then 'giving top energy' (overly what-society-calls-masculine) or bottom energy (what-society-calls-feminine) and then behave as...what back in the day, offensive folk would refer to as a 'wife and husband' in the bedroom. (Youknow, when they ask a gay couple who the female is and who is the man.) Youknow? It seems weird to me that you got out of your box and then..made yourself a new box. If women can wear strapons and please their husband with them...why can't gay men just...both be both roles? Why do they introduce themselves in the club (appareantely) as...one or the other? And then maybe two 'tops' will never see eachother again, because both are tops. Unless you're absolutely against being a bottom ofcourse... well, do you get my point? I don't understand..it seems degrading to themselves.

[@lunar_rainbow]

​​​​​​@@Widdekuu91 It's just a term assigning a preference, it doesn't necessarily mean you 100% only ever do one thing. As for labelling behaviours, I believe there is a difference between assigning yourself something and society assigning you something. I'd also argue there is a difference between being called "the sub and top" and being called "the man and woman" of a relationship when you're both.. well, men. Boxes for yourself aren't necessarily bad but the woman and man one A. disregards both partners are "the man" and B. assumes "man and woman" to be the normal idea of a relationship, which is.. well, yknow.

[@Widdekuu91]

@@lunar_rainbow I know, but then why is the behaviour of the sub/bottom always stereotypically female/camp and the behaviour of the top one always stereotypically manly? Why did they go for that idea, if they didn't base it off the stereeotypical idea of a man penetrating and a woman receiving? Why can you technically witness two subs being greated by a top by; 'Hello girls!' or 'Oh hello ladies' whereas a top might not respond to it, but will be called some sortof "manlier" name? I mean, I don't have anything against giving yourself a label, I kindof understand that for one-night-stands (which is also a stereotype for gay men, but okay) you might need to know a bit more about preferences that way, but it's weird how 'locked in' it all seems now, as if everyone has their own little box/cubicle and people will refer to people as 'such a sub' or 'such a top' if they say something. Which is putting someone in a box, right?

[@flamoxox9490]

​@@Widdekuu91I can help explain. For me I just dislike anything near my rear and much rather doing a guy. I just don't feel comfortable near that area nor feel any pleasure from it. Everyone is just different. Will I still wash my ass? Of course hygiene is important.

[@ryanb4940]

Black disabled Santa is an icon and you can’t change my mind 💅

[@ginger_nspice]

Conservatives: rainbow nutcrackers sexualize Christmas! Also Conservatives: 🎶I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus🎶

[@sandwichqueen]

They wouldn't be singing that. That's about black Santa

[@little_mr_scare_all]

they would be singing Baby it's Cold Outside lol

[@Letmebecringe]

“Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree for me. Been an awful good girl”

[@jgreen9361]

@@Letmebecringeexactly. Any reference to a well off middle aged Conservative white man buying a gift for his whore on the side while his kids are celebrating Christmas at home. Republicans “we are okay with that”

[@you-got_mail9020]

Santa baby and baby it’s cold outside are the most sexually charged traditional/old songs I’ve heard 😭

[@ziesnowleopard]

As a disabled person (not physically; neurodivergent and mentally ill) seeing the black disabled Santa made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, which is what Christmas is about! Imagine how happy a black wheelchair user would feel to see that ornament! Why would they want to take the Christmas spirit away? That’s not Christlike at all. Also, they’re just jealous that the gay nutcrackers look cooler than they do.

[@decapodz]

i work at a target in the bible belt. we had the gay nutcrackers be broken, hidden, and even stolen.. and large amount of older folks make negative comments about the black santa items, even to employees who literally are just trying to do their jobs (we’re all miserable, mainly due to the customers who come in). first it was customers always complaining about the prices (ITS A TARGET!!) and us not having certain products to us having gay nutcracker, women nutcrackers, and black santa items. bible belt crazy out here guys

[@mollydysinger5836]

I work at target and had a woman come through my line buying black disabled Santa. I told her I love that Santa and thought his little face was so cute. She told me she works at our local assisted living/pt facility. I thought about that fox girl with the tiny face. That black disabled Santa is gonna look so good on their front desk.

[@cannibal_redneck7109]

My dad will literally sit and watch Fox News for hours and provide commentary for anyone unfortunate enough to walk into the living room. How he can sit there and watch mind-meltingly stupid hate bait is beyond me.

[@soupy_soup2]

I genuinely do believe that watching Fox News makes you dumber.

[@Shad0w5carab]

The best thing I learned all year is that Fox News is legally listed as an entertainment network, not a news network. Conservatives are so brainwashed into thinking Fox News are the only ones “brave enough to tell the truth” even though they had to legally protect their right to blatantly lie. America is a fucking sitcom

[@moonlight4665]

Yeah, even in 1984 they thought 2 minutes was enough

[@S3lkie-Gutz]

It's like cocomelon but for adults with no critical thinking skills

[@tommyhetrick]

To be fair, hate watching Fox is very fun but I know that’s not what you mean

[@NotEvenAsh1]

As someone who was once a closeted trans child I think that a gay nutcracker would have made me sooo happy and more comfortable with being trans

[@chainmasters2178]

I work at Target! I had a black family come through and they had some black Santa plushies and Christmas ornaments. I actually said "Of course Santa is black" when the children asked me. I think it's cool to see black Santa!!! Seriously it's awesome to see the inclusion

[@thelegendh4sit]

as a disabled person i genuinely didn’t realize there was something ‘different’ about the black disabled santa. i forgot my existence is controversial for a moment 😭

[@RegiArt7]

Clearly you’re just CGI.

[@thelegendh4sit]

@ yeah the leg pain is all fake

[@RegiArt7]

@@thelegendh4sit Yea. Wake up, Axel. WAKE UP. Ẁ̷̺͚͎͖̗̩͓̹̦̤͓̼̌̈̍̈́̈͊́̈́̃̂̕͠͝͝ͅA̶̝̺̙̟̲̰͙̼̟̹̪̓̉͌͌͛Ǩ̷̨̨̡͈̣͙̫͇̤̝͚͔͈̘́̀̿̀̈͜͠͝Ȩ̷͇̳̞͎̺͖̐̈́́̽͗̏͐͂͗̾̍̽͘͘̚͜͝͝ ̵̢̧͕̩̹̖͓̘̼̯̖̱̳̟͇̿̌͋̂͑̍͝U̷̢̠͔̿̀̄̄̌̉͒̒̌̕͝͝P̶̝͍̼̳͊̿̽.

[@rhapsody-bliss]

The black disabled Santa thing is funny. They keep complaining about how they’re “limiting their market” and “who are they even appealing to?” by making Santa black and disabled. If you don’t want it, don’t buy it. It’s not for you. They keep saying “It’s not an actual depiction of Santa,” as if they wouldn’t bat an eye if anything else changed about him.

[@arenomusic]

"This depiction of a mythological supernatural all-knowing immortal man with an army of flying reindeer isn't realistic at all; he's black!"

[@kitty-ds4el]

The second part is even funnier because any time somebody has any sort of problem with America their first response is “don’t like it ??? leave 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅”

[@crypticcorvid]

The funniest thing is that they don't seem to mention that there's a white version of the disabled Santa too. It's almost like... an agenda I'd say, but only gay people have those of course. 😂

[@St4rTr3v1Ut10n]

The only people buying it ARE conservatives because it's hilarious

[@sm1purplmurderedme583]

@@St4rTr3v1Ut10nlmaooooo

[@cassidyreid5059]

MERRY SINMAS EVERYONE! I'm so excited to be apart of this this year!

[@HOMOSEXUALMEN701]

MERRY SINMAS!!!

[@howinnocentistheday]

wooo merry sinmas!!

[@stacyragland3123]

Merry Sinmas everyone! 🎄🏳️‍🌈

[@ilovelightmcqueen]

merry sinmassss!😭💚❤️

[@SkycometAnimeVamp]

@averycuulduckdja joke. The video explains it

[@FunWithColeen]

told my mom (very supportive of me since coming out) about the gay nutcracker for christmas asked jokingly if we could get it because we already have nutcrackers and they're husbands in my eyes so we don't really need a third. she went "well as long as it's not ugly" and i absolutely died of laughter; love her

[@roxassora2706]

I saw rainbow wrapping paper and joked about gay wrapping paper to my mom.

[@nevermind9835]

Ow, it’s so sweet:)

[@ghoultooth]

W mom.

[@quirkynewusername6378]

The whole “It’s not a realistic depiction of Santa” has me ☠️ Love your videos thanks for the much needed laugh!

[@livingpers0n485]

The fact that people are getting mad over a NUT cracker, which is a wooden doll of a man in a fun and colorful suit made to crack NUTS open, being gay is honestly too much irony.

[@cocovcoco]

I don’t understand why people freak out over more crotch fabric on bathing suits.

[@arenomusic]

Didn't you hear? The man on the TV told us to get mad at it, so start getting mad!!!

[@ghoultooth]

⁠@@arenomusicGRRRRR! I’m very angry about inclusivity! I want to see TITS and I want to see VAGENE and I want to see TITS! Not MORE fabric!!! /j

[@herberflerbergerberflerber]

Man, I sure hate it when random ass people don't have their crotches hanging out of their swimwear. HOW DARE THEY!!1!!! RRAAAHHH!!!11!1!1!!1!!!!

[@LeftieLoosie]

I love how WE are the snowflakes…. But they’re the ones that can’t even shop in a store that has a gay nutcracker in it. 😒 no one seems to be crying about all the merchandise that says “blessed” 😂

[@Felix_the_forestcat]

Fr

[@St4rTr3v1Ut10n]

Actually, you people can't go anywhere near an American flag that doesn't also have a rainbow flag. You need to see the colors to know you're safe lmao

[@Felix_the_forestcat]

@@St4rTr3v1Ut10n I mean, knowing that people support us and won't threaten us definitely makes us feel more safe

[@SkycometAnimeVamp]

@@St4rTr3v1Ut10nuh….? What?

[@ethandollarhide7943]

@@St4rTr3v1Ut10n Says the people that can't go near one without a Confederate Flag next to it.

[@commandercorl1544]

"A gay nutcracker makes no sense!" Tchaikovsky, who is likely making out with a man in whatever afterlife there is as we speak: "Huh?"

[@dalek14mc]

Former Target Employee here. We’ve ALWAYS sold pride themed nutcrackers. It’s the right that just decided to make a fuss about them. PS Disney is not losing money because of politics. Iger is just running the company into the ground.

[@zou1507]

I love how conservatives call everyone snowflakes, and yet when they see few colours next to each other, they lose their mind

[@Cupcake_Royale]

🤦🏻‍♀️

[@LeftieLoosie]

“Rational Parents can acknowledge that gay nutcracker and black Santa in the wheelchair existing in a store for the people who want them, doesn’t have any impact on the lives of the people who don’t want to buy it.” There. Fixed the Fox News girls statement. Lol

[@Angie753]

I loooove when the right characterizes inclusion of disability as “woke” …. Instead of just seeing people with disabilities as yanno, humans

[@Archiver_Studio]

Simple, any kind of inclusion for anything that isn't strictly: -White -Cisgender -Heteroromantic/Heterosexual -Male(usually) -American -Christian -"God fearing" You get the idea

[@SpleenMuncher71]

I can't believe I'm here for the first day of sinmas, this is monumental.

[@skrunklycreationz]

im so proud to be here on this special day

[@EsotericThoughts93]

It’s a beautiful moment, I must say.

[@SheepasaurusRex]

proud to see you here, child eater

[@AnnamarieForcino]

thank u for being here :’)

[@SpleenMuncher71]

@@AnnamarieForcino HOLY SHIT I FUCKING LOVE YOU

[@SodaCider641]

As an aroace Ecuadorian girl, Merry Sinmas! I would love to have a Christmas decoration with the aroace flag. I would also love a neurodiverse Christmas decor collection, with gold or rainbow infinity symbols for the autism spectrum and rainbow infinity butterflies for ADHD.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I’m sure Black Santa has a wheelchair user friendly sleigh.

[@wastedink4059]

Fun fact about thumbnail man: Dude let the air out of his (now) wife's tires in order for her to ask him to help take her to go get her tires fixed. MASSIVE CREEP.

[@AnnamarieForcino]

SORRY????

[@mittensthemighty7028]

Most sane Jesse Waters moment.

[@abbywatson8133]

Proof that women needing men is all smoke and mirrors.

[@Lemoncakelover678]

She needs to file those papers stack

[@kenzij]

​@@AnnamarieForcinoYeah. He told the story on air, and when a cohost asked him if his wife knew about it he laughed and said "she does now." So, he committed a misdemeanor to coerce a woman into needing his help, built a relationship on this lie, and didn't have the decency to tell her before he told America.

[@maxthedinochild4521]

The gay nutcrackers remind me of this ad for a plane company that had to nutcracker ornaments fall in love and be put together by the human because they kept falling off the tree trying to reach each other one and it was adorable

[@y4ngmcb4ng]

honestly i think they’re so mad because they can’t pull off a sequin jacket like that nutcracker 😭

[@S3lkie-Gutz]

Don Cherry is laughing at them from the afterlife, like the guy wore the most flamboyant queer-coded suits while doing sports commentary for the NHL on ESN and was as straight as a wooden board as far as I know

[@zainabzolita8436]

Sequins don't mesh well with hate

[@neilnordegirl]

has black santa, like, not always been a thing??? i vividly remember in my childhood growing up and seeing all different kinds of santas being sold in stores as decorations and never really thinking twice about it despite being white myself. i always just thought "oh it makes sense that people would want santa to look like them" is that too hard of a concept to grasp or something

[@harlowluvsurmom]

literally😭😭

[@Mothspiral_Art]

the whole idea of rainbow-pattern clothing for children turning kids gay is 100% true. when i was a kid my mom got me a sparkly shirt and now i am a walking disco ball. very sad yet true story.

[@no1legobatmanfan]

i love how they treat “Gay Nutcracker” like a name, forgoing the word “The” in front makes it _sooo much funnier_

[@anonomus8709]

“Who are they trying to appeal to?” Me, blinking incredulously: Is this a serious question…? Who do you THINK it appeals to?! 😂 almost like… products are meant to appeal to specific people!? Gee, whoda thunk it??? Such a weird thing to say.

[@kenzij]

Right!? It's crazy how they never consider that maybe the product appeals to it's target audience/the people it represents. I would never walk into a hunting lodge and say, "but who does this appeal to" just because I think killing animals for sport is gross.

[@vixen_0072]

Ummm…. I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. That sexualizes Christmas way more than any pride flag.

[@nineparr3110]

I heard a snotty girl trying to seduce Santa Claus into giving her gifts like the deed to a platinum mine. That was what caused me to become queer, obviously.

[@PizzaRollsCowboy]

10:26 “The gay nutcracker appeals to children so they must be sexualizing Christmas” his shoulder must be killing him after making that tremendous reach

[@zainabzolita8436]

😂 as if we don't do Christmas mostly for children

[@АртурЧугай]

Minor note, while Chaikovsky's balket was the thing that made nutcrackers popular, it was actually based on a german fairytale by Goffman, which was the actual origin of nutcracker.

[@Milo-hp9fw]

According to the Santa Clause lore, if a black disabled man were to put on Santa's coat, then he would be the new Santa. Just the rules

[@WhiteWolf496]

"Black disabled santa and gay nutcracker has gone too far" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

[@sm1purplmurderedme583]

they say it like a real threat 😂

[@Ollieg100]

Its so funny that they can choose to ignore it but they act likes its being shoved down their throats

[@Brass319]

meanwhile they're the ones telling us we aren't allowed to have fun

[@icetweiz]

​​​@@Brass319no wonder kids these days don't go out much, cuz these bunch will keep harassing them with threats of pigs

[@S3lkie-Gutz]

They wanna be the victim so badddd like imagine being so pathetic you need to make up being 'oppressed' because you've never experienced oppression in your life and have the privilege not to. Go touch grass and find a hobby no one is buying it bro

[@purpleducck]

They’ll complain about how the gays shove it down their throats, meanwhile they won’t shut up about “you need to turn to god” and bs like that. Idc if you’re religious, but if you’re gonna be an asshole don’t use your religion as an excuse

[@Brass319]

@@purpleducck especially when the religion itself advocates for the opposite...

[@tiffanycatalino5000]

I am a Ambulatory wheelchair user and.... I love wheelchair Santa. He's adorable.

[@beechild13]

thinking about how we get called snowflakes constantly by conservatives and then a nutcracker with a pride flag exists and they're screaming and crying

[@raspberryitalia3464]

Does fox news have a spinner board that they use to decide what they're outraged about every holiday season? This stuff gets nuttier every year 🙃

[@elliewellie_YouTube]

Nice nut pun

[@raspberryitalia3464]

@@elliewellie_KZbin 😘

[@abigail_myles1]

FR

[@zainabzolita8436]

They are upset about us not supporting g3n0cide this time

[@NWednesdayQuansah]

The whole tucking swimsuit thing makes me unspeakably angry, because YOUNG TRANS GIRLS DO NEED TUCKING SWIMSUITS!!!! Do they think that trans kids just don't swim. There's a little trans girl who made her own line of tucking swimsuits for girls like her called Ruby's. It's so cute. Anyway, that's my rant. Merry Sinmas, everyone!

[@wiselioness322]

I’m not surprised conservatives would be opposed to making children’s swimsuits show less skin.

[@Lemoncakelover678]

Really ironic from the 'protect the Children' crowd

[@MackAttack-ys9uo]

@@Lemoncakelover678what they really what to say is “protect children… but not the gay and trans ones they can leave” crazy how they cherry pick absolutely everything

[@livingpers0n485]

The fact it was in the pride collection also implies it was only there for june. So complaining and causing it to be taken off the shelves after it already had a limited stock is just an extra slap in the face for people who could've needed it to feel more comfortable.

[@alexakelley2353]

They don’t think trans kids don’t swim, they think trans kids should not exist and target shouldn’t be “enabling” them or whatever. But really they just need anything to support their narrative that “the gays are grooming children!!!!”

[@Kaykokovids]

The energy they putting into getting upset at black disabled santa is so wild to me. He isn't even real like this is such a dumb hill to die on😭.

[@Astro.or-Ash]

I went to Lowe’s with my dad to get our Christmas tree and they had those Santa decorations and one was black and my dad was like “what has this world come to” excuse me sir what

[@melisaunoi]

The conflict depicted here is between “difference will be accepted if it can be exploited” (Target) and “difference is degenerate and needs being eradicated” (Fox). Both are yucky but the latter especially nauseating.

[@jesterfairy3845]

It makes sense for Santa Claus to deliver presents to every child in the world on a single night, carrying all of them in one bag on a flying sleigh, entering houses via the chimney and eating each of the sweets offered to him. But, like, it's totally unrealistic for him to be in a wheelchair, don't be silly

[@arenomusic]

That part makes sense to them, but if you say Santa is black during all that they will lose their minds

[@Idyllicinnocence]

I will never comprehend these people....Its almost like not all products are for one group of people.... why yell about something thats not intended for you? Main character syndrome much 😅

[@matthewmatthew8941]

Shoes that don’t come in exactly my size??? How dare they?! 😂basically

[@S3lkie-Gutz]

B-bu-buh-but is not about meeeee grrrrr!1!1!1! >:(((

[@Justapieceofmeg]

My mom sent me a pic of the newscast and said that they’re so silly and what she sees is her family represented there (she’s in a wheelchair and I’m gay) it was really sweet

[@monstersylvie]

8:04 i can confirm my dad went out and bought the black gay nutcracker with the progress pride flag without telling me or my siblings, and he’s still happily standing on top of our fireplace

[@Auraberry_]

as someone who has three gay nutcrackers, best hanukkah gift ever

[@dollsandmilk]

I'm only "mildly" obsessed with The Nutcracker story, so I have a large collection of nutcrackers and I've never been more exited than when I saw a pride nutcracker, (this one was at Joanns) I'm also planning on making a whole character for him too. He's going to be a trans man of course!

[@vvvidar778]

we go through this every year 😭 they really need to get over it at this point

[@acoelomate2984]

Also don’t forget how Tchaikovsky cried at his wedding because it was to a wedding and then left because he was too gay to function :(

[@JiveBoogie]

Nothing is as hateful as Christian love...

[@eddieownsmysoul2025]

I love how she said “how the world feels on this issue”… has girlie ever stepped foot in another continent? cause Black Santa has always existed in my continent which is home to 1.2 billion people: Africa. And moreover, LGBTQ rights are literally written into South Africa’s constitution. You also never see the Netherlands, Switzerland, Ireland, etc having any issues with LGBTQ+ individuals so who really is “the world” here?

[@mrfisheeguy]

I have a black mrs claus ornament that used to be my grandmas. She passed 3 years ago and now we have it every christmas in honor of her :) I honestly cant understand how people can get so offended by these things

[@queervelma9820]

Yeah I would be mad too if Target's Christmas products slayed harder then I did.

[@no1legobatmanfan]

conservatives on cismas eve when they hear desantis claus passing bills down the chimney

[@ren_okay]

LMAIOOI

[@cheezarose]

Nutcrackers were famous in Europe way before the ballet but not specifically associated with Christmas but with fall and winter in general.

[@shadwfangthefunnywolf3687]

Can confirm that my mom forcing me to wear bright splashy colors turned me lesbian. Remember folks only let your kids wear BLACK

[@andromeda_va39]

9:13 Woah there, someone's down horrendous! Like, calm down, Tchaikovsky!

[@CasualKing21]

I was w/ the name of Alphabet Mafia before conservatives ruined it. Now I use Quilt Bag. Q - Queer/Questioning U - Undecided I - Intersex L - Lesbian T - Trans B - Bi A - Asexual G - Gay/Genderqueer

[@Sparknight_Klee]

I love you

[@CasualKing21]

@@Sparknight_Klee I love you too! ❤️

[@daydreamz618]

"Who is this for? Who is black disabled santa for?" Um. Like... maybe black disabled people? A real group of people? "Where the majority of people stand on this issue" this isn't an issue. Right next to the gay nutcracker was a sexually neutral one

[@Egg_Sandwich1]

The truth is, anyone can rock a rainbow sequined jacket if they have the confidence to try

[@graciousmarwisa9496]

My brother is 8 and every year I’ve gotten away with convincing him that I’m a secret worker for Santa who just works from home that’s why he never sees his gifts until Christmas morning but this year he gaged me by revealing he knows Santa ain’t real anymore 😭😭