How To Age Gracefully. K-Von

How to age gracefully is a question people ask themselves all the time, and K-von has all the answers, whether it's proudly showing off your wrinkles, or filling your body with buoyant plastic, there really is no wrong way to age gracefully, just be confident and embrace your wisdom as you get older. Watch "Designer muscles" by K-Von only at www.drybarcomedy.com/k
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[@jennifereverett9091]

I suffer from depression and anxiety I try to laugh often but no comedian makes me laugh more than this guy

[@audreyramey9196]

He's good, I hope to see him on here again!

[@jwec9867]

He has his own KZbin channel full of his stand up! Go check it out.

[@jessicae5653]

He posts really funny stuff on his channel. The one he posted the other day had me in tears

[@LadyVoldemort]

@@jessicae5653 Ooh, would like to check that out...but which one made you in tears? I would like to have a good laugh too... 😆

[@kvoncomedy]

@@LadyVoldemort :)

[@theonetruesarauniya]

Hilarious and handsome. What a combo.

[@kvoncomedy]

well hi there

[@jkl3692]

@@kvoncomedy 😉

[@thatpirate]

@@kvoncomedy seriously? That's all it takes?

[@theonetruesarauniya]

@@kvoncomedy Oh wow! Almost fell off my chair haha. This is great. Hello there yourself! You're super hilarious and I enjoyed every second, great job! Hope to one day swoon in person 😉.

[@istvanpraha]

He's probably straight though, what a waste!

[@calebtaylor4153]

Yo, that bald guy was a champ for taking that joke in stride 👍

[@kvoncomedy]

yessss

[@iamspeed4362]

Fellow bald folks rise up XD

[@teresayeates3437]

Those spin things get me, select your date of birth, and they start with this year. What newborn is able to use them, or even lift their own head?

[@kvoncomedy]

I will find out

[@Crazygirlziou5]

Rofl!

[@JSMFMS]

I love it when a comedian can deliver funny without profanity, nice job 👍 Extremely funny!

[@kvoncomedy]

that's right!!!

[@oliviawilson7138]

@@kvoncomedy lol, was on your live stream last night when I found out you did DryBar. You’re right, you’re amazing 😂😂😂😂

[@curbsideseat9794]

This was too short. Since joining club, the comedy on aging is my favorite. This was one of the best on aging. 🤣

[@kvoncomedy]

woo hoo! tank you. more for you on my page

[@ItsMikky]

Omfgggg the plastic surgery Orange County moms was spot on 😂😂😂

[@tacooflove6175]

Aaawwwe ok I thought he was making a fat joke 😂 I like boob jokes better 🤤 🍈 🍈

[@LadyVoldemort]

OMG thank you! I didn't get the joke until I read your comment...😅😅😅 Now I understand why that one float with the butt up...🤣

[@kvoncomedy]

your comment helped people get the joke!

[@mimidavis2686]

I absolutely love this guy!! 🤣💖

[@rechoice9010]

2am and I'm bingeing on his comedy 😂😂😂

[@carlschleicher5516]

Funny and clean. No swearing. Real humor.

[@lizdestefano4905]

😅🤣 I'm where he is at now! I'm dying I love this guy

[@bbearhug]

Took me like 15 seconds to get that, "young girls float different" hahahahahaha

[@hobotoachumi9403]

I still don't get it

[@zebelkhan0001]

Hoboto Achumi young people enhance their butts so it floats😂

[@hobotoachumi9403]

zebelkhan0001. hahaha now I get it. I didn't know it's that common in U.S (plastic surgery).

[@kvoncomedy]

butt surgery is all the rage in 2020

[@bbearhug]

@@hobotoachumi9403 they get butt implants vs breast implants.

[@libertyordeath1640]

Kvon, you have quickly become my favorite comedian. Not only do I love your material, timing and delivery, but you also are a patriot fighting against this propaganda war that our country has been in for the last 5 years. As a vet I stand and salute you sir, as the hero you are. Never back down from this righteous stand you have taken to fight back against liberal lies. Thank YOU my friend, for your service to this great country that we love so dearly!!!

[@NickvonZ]

Always love this fellow's presentations! Very funny!

[@kvoncomedy]

tank you!!! :) more to come

[@angelakate9063]

That floatation is hilarious. I wonder how the Kardashian and Jenner will float 😆

[@nenaelliott8058]

This guy is hilarious, on my top 10 funniest list. Very witty. 😄😉😆😊

[@kvoncomedy]

good taste!!!

[@nenaelliott8058]

@@kvoncomedy yes, very good taste..

[@wilclark2272]

Sorry..., but cute and funny is the best mix 😁😁😁

[@kvoncomedy]

tank you!

[@Milestonemonger]

I'm 55. My plastic surgeon is helping me "age gracefully" 😂

[@kvoncomedy]

:) we need him!

[@mediterraneandiet2483]

If you’re a little bit serious about plastic surgery, you should see an experienced nutritionist then a herbalist instead. Forget all about surgery.

[@susanlong8978]

Yes ..that's REAL!! 4 SURE.. NO GRACE IN AGING.. ITS HORRIBLE!!

[@adamwilliams2679]

Took me a minute to get the flotation jokes... To be fair, I've never been to Orange County or any of California for that matter.

[@amberdgilman]

Very true!!

[@kvoncomedy]

you've seen BayWatch or not?! LoL

[@adamwilliams2679]

@@kvoncomedy Touche` lol. The answer, apparently, must be "yes, but not enough." I shall endeavor to enrich my knowledge of this, er, subject matter. Just need to get a chair that slowly rises and falls to avoid eye strain...

[@adfmo2195]

You get lost come see my forehead 😂😂😂

[@kvoncomedy]

that's right. it's a relief map. I also have a few other maps as well.... shhh! LOL

[@smokeysally]

That was f-ing funny K-von !!!😂 Thanks for sharing !

[@kvoncomedy]

tank you!

[@drbbass]

Funny!!! All true, right? You have to laugh and that’s how you can get through it!!!

[@erichandyauto]

i know several that would float like the young ones, lol. keep up the great work Kvon! you rock!

[@beast6213]

love K-Von’s comedy!

[@kvoncomedy]

tank you!

[@beast6213]

KvonComedy Tanks God! 😁

[@dove5729]

you are the best!

[@doreliacardona8021]

I want more content from him💕

[@Pepperminge_Mononoke]

Thank you for making me laugh tonight 😆

[@kvoncomedy]

did it for the biskit!

[@raukuracave4714]

@@kvoncomedy amazing!

[@naina9807]

I like these jokes. Like the Persian ones too but these are better! Thank you for making me laugh

[@kvoncomedy]

yes. unlike many of the others; I have a college set, cruise set, persian set, then a clean set. it's so fun!

[@acmiguens]

When You-Know-Who was elected. At this point, I don't doubt people would actually elect Voldermort for Minister of Magic

[@Garconbleu]

It’s so weird that people ignore everything that’s wrong with that man, and the worst thing they can say about the last guy is he wore a tan suit.

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

@@Garconbleu No one actually said anything about his suit except the media, as far as I heard. The general complaints I heard were the drone strikes against our own citizens, the drone strikes against civilians overseas (turns out the general public _can_ distinguish a terrorist planning session from a wedding) , the new wars, and the increase in taxes...something that, to date, the current administration can't hold a candle to. The irony.

[@kvoncomedy]

never say that name LOL

[@acmiguens]

@@kvoncomedy We can call him Tom just to annoy him XD

[@Garconbleu]

@@UnprofessionalProfessor there's nothing ironic about your cherry picking. You act as if OBAMA worked or lived in a vacuum unlike the current administration, he listened to the people around him and worked with folks to make things happen instead of firing anyone who disagreed with him or hiring his rich friends who contributed to his campaign vs hiring competent people for the job. The two Obama taxes were income tax increase for people making 400Grand< a year (they can afford it), and for universal health care, which more than half the country said it wanted and needed to be paid for. The other taxes that went up were from temporary stimulus cuts that were meant to stimulate the economy expiring. All returning us to a similar tax burden below what we had in 2006. Cutting cooperate taxes to by 40% seems to help small businesses... but let's be honest... we know who that cut was for.

[@JrumBeats]

This dude is epic!!! I LOL'd

[@kvoncomedy]

tank you~ 300 more clips for ya on @KvonComedy!

[@JrumBeats]

KvonComedy On it!!

[@jeffmalone5557]

You are so funny.

[@cynthiacameron7443]

Adorable...

[@kvoncomedy]

:)

[@sarahgoodman8456]

FIRST TO THE PARTY!!!🎉🎉🎉

[@mrblue4602]

Too funny. Next time at the beach. The Game is on! How old is that lady floating. From a distance.

[@marieclark4609]

These is so true and very funny 🤣😂😅😄🥰🤩😍🤟💛

[@kvoncomedy]

tank you~ 300 more clips for ya on @KvonComedy!

[@laceyg.1190]

Yup I was!

[@thatzambiangirl]

Why can't I get full episodes of this guy's shows?

[@thekidfromthemountain1253]

You'll get it on the dry bar app

[@thatzambiangirl]

@@thekidfromthemountain1253 cool, thanks

[@kvoncomedy]

tank you~ 300 more clips for ya on @KvonComedy on youtube too

[@MsZephyra]

LOL he's still got it...but when is this from? Also - was hoping he'd turn the heat up in that last story for a little cougar action. ;)

[@againstthetimes]

HA ha ha ha ha! Costco yes!!!! During the summer it feels so good in there, but in the winter I need an extra jacket! XD XD XD

[@kvoncomedy]

i'm headed there later to cool off LOL

[@againstthetimes]

Good idea! XD

[@beatleme2]

suns out buns out 😂

[@jenniferbailey8344]

💙💙💙

[@gwenyverreking5565]

Suns out buns out 😂

[@Dachdogoriginal]

In my 50s holding up well without anything!. But I don't care what happens. I don't want to look like a frozen plastic goldfish.

[@Corn22]

you look lovely as is!

[@Corn22]

Ethan Groß ideal weight is not accurately calculated using that method. i’m 168cm and would not be healthy at 158 lbs. its more accurately calculated by finding out your body fat and keeping it in a healthy range! (~18.5-24.99%)

[@jariz26]

You look fiiiiiine

[@MariaOliveira-pj7ig]

So true. Feel that way too

[@Dachdogoriginal]

@@ethanswimmer1287 I would be 20lbs (9.07kl) over weight.

[@sa-eedahtaliep4249]

That spin dial thing is en pointe !

[@jonathanrobinson913]

Hilarious😄

[@kvoncomedy]

:)

[@jonathanrobinson913]

@@kvoncomedy love you kayvon, I'll come to see you perform.

[@TheMind11111]

I swear I just had that exact convo with a friend of mine recently about the spinner menu. Sick to see it hear now, haha. I am "brrr brrr" by the way.

[@truckdriver7696]

Now that's funny.

[@kvoncomedy]

thank you !

[@twodwozzle6090]

🌟🌟

[@richcampus]

2:15 "Orange County Women"

[@MrBrownnn696]

Same here lmfao....

[@kvoncomedy]

wooo hoo

[@pgsibilo]

🤣🤣🤣 👍👍👍

[@MichelleCzarneckiakaBoogawes]

Hahaha! Well done. Sincerely, your fellow thirty-something.

[@kvoncomedy]

woo hooo

[@kvoncomedy]

@Ellis Gray it's simply that you're a boring person

[@mb8219]

Brrrrrrrrrrr...rrrrrr 😂🤣😂

[@arcdave2735]

his voice reminds me of the youtuber primink

[@mb8219]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@aadilnazir4115]

We miss you here bro

[@kvoncomedy]

finally back

[@MSJARELA]

You're old when you hurt yourself sleeping!

[@kvoncomedy]

yessssss

[@adrianeverett903]

Lol

[@kvoncomedy]

!!! :)

[@adrianeverett903]

@@kvoncomedy if you're ever around central Texas let me know. I'd come to a show...

[@shinayacook7280]

As kids we use to run in the store open the freezer, get

[@shinayacook7280]

air and leave

[@em1osmurf]

you know you're old when your date is near the bottom. "jeebus, people born in these years are mostly dead. oh. yeh. ".

[@kvoncomedy]

lOl

[@Kim67749]

Please explain the Orange county mom joke....please

[@somethinggood9267]

The joke is making is that they're all really plastic and have had tons of plastic surgery & implants, so if the boat goes down there in plants to keep them afloat. You're welcome

[@Kim67749]

@@somethinggood9267 lol. Thank you. At one point I thought it was because the women are fat.

[@cheriefrench6956]

@@Kim67749 noooo. Lots of breast implants, and the young girls get Kardashian bum implants....so they all will float

[@Kim67749]

@@cheriefrench6956 lol. Ok makes sense cause I'm not American that's y

[@Dachdogoriginal]

@@Kim67749 that's not AMERICAN it is California or Miami Beach. Or upper NYC. East side. We're not all that shallow.

[@Fushiesb]

I didn't really get the orange county joke, could someone explain?

[@RebeccaLynn378]

Implants and injections

[@kvoncomedy]

yessssss

[@inthelandofmorethansmall7582]

Those women would float! 🤦‍♀️

[@josephsimmons8613]

I bet he not from 63rd

[@mariankeller5852]

You want to look young? Hang out with old people🤭😉😊

[@ronniehayes178]

I've marry you in a New York second.

[@jesuschristiscallingyou953]

From my own experience, after 25, aging takes off like a Bugatti Veyron on launch control. Death comes quicker than expected for everyone. Are you ready to face it?

[@kvoncomedy]

yesssss

[@laceyg.1190]

First one?!

[@kvoncomedy]

yesssss

[@LawrienDungo]

Wow im early

[@kvoncomedy]

early bird

[@LawrienDungo]

I am filled with confusion and other positive emotions and i probably screwed it up but your videos are amazing

[@stevelowe2098]

Let's make a difference. Am I a creeper fan no I just don't know how to actually talk to you

[@kvoncomedy]

all fans are good fans

[@CabinOnTheWater]

Go easy on Obama. We all know who "You know who is"

[@kvoncomedy]

"come on mannnn... you know the deal!" LoL

[@teaganna5970]

Who's reelecting D. Trump?

[@user-mc6zk8tc8c]

Shhhh!!

[@somethinggood9267]

🐣

[@GoddessFourWinds]

It's too bad down votes are only used so that it takes so many to hide a comment...and people don't use the button.

[@gorillawhale1046]

Me!

[@MadameRaven1]

Yeah cause it’s FUN to live in the Joe Exotic of countries.

[@owleyes5599]

Boring!!

[@Garconbleu]

KVons funny... but he’s a trump supporter... let him do his show on Fox News.

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

That joke was flatter than George Floyd's neck.

[@somethinggood9267]

Uh....whaaa

[@maizeni7817]

I disagree. I don't support the Republican or Democratic party...and I think K-Von is hilarious and very much deserving to be on Dry Bar. Politics are irrelevant.

[@maizeni7817]

Unprofessional Professor 😑

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

@@maizeni7817 Thank you! I'll be here all week.