How to become Immortal a very human story | 2324 | Short Sci-Fi Story

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00:00 Intro
00:07 How to become Immortal by JhawkFilms
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Podcast is Called : ASN Humans Are Space Orcs , HFY and other stories
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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[@merlinathrawes746]

Not only was death being kind, he was being honorable explaining exactly what "immortality" cost, unlike his predecessor.

[@robertalexander5892]

Agreed. ✊👊🤛🤜

[@sizemore216]

“Greg was at Death’s door” literally

[@jiidee]

And here I thought this was going to turn into a Discworld reference. May still be.

[@Snipergoat1]

If so that means Death got rid of his rather unique speech impediment of talking in ALL CAPS. I wounder if he still sounds like Christopher Lee and if so does he still when he is in a woman's form.

[@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233]

It fits Discworld Mythology. The Being Greg is talking to might be AZRAEL, the central Death whose incarnations fulfill their duty on every world. ( visited by Death in REAPER MAN ) Sandman not so much, since it is explained that the D's look different for every Universe and every Incarnation but they are never alone like this one.

[@sam2x13]

That was actually a very sad story. But it showed that even in the end there could be a little kindness. 🤜🤛

[@proffesorfukyamama8994]

Honestly, I'd still say yes. Infinite time may mean infinite pain, but it also means infinite healing, infinite development, and I've always been the sort of person who just wants to know what will happen in the far future

[@MichaelDeHaven]

I'll confess it has an appeal to it. Getting to see how it all turns out is a very powerful thing. But I still think eventually I'd get bored or tired and want to finally rest. Especially since this story makes it clear that its universe spawns a new one. It might be OK if you knew you'd get a willing replacement, when that time came. Otherwise I worry I'd be a coward and get a replacement unfairly, like was done to this death.

[@IRMentat]

Every cycle eventually becomes a repeating pattern. How many cycles you get through before the details are lost into the general similarities varies person to person. Expand a humans perspective to even mile is an I’d guess many would “filter” out as their ability to connect diminishes. A few would prob alt be in for the long haul (the media backlog alone would become an unstoppable pressure on the limits of potential) but those types would be few and far between.

[@Snipergoat1]

After watching a few universes go through their entire lifecycle as well as the countless aeons after I suspect your curiosity may wind down a bit. Although being a silly and curious mortal myself I might have even accepted the job only to regret it in just that very way. Then foreseeing that possibility would accept it anyway. What fools we mortals be.

[@patrickrannou1278]

@@IRMentat "Can never die so can never live" is stupid. Death is enjoying its may tai, right? That's living! sure, it is not the feeling of "true fulfillment of feeling super alive" one can (sometimes) get from living life to the max with family relationships children etc. But it's proof that the Death in this story can" feel" stuff. Otherwise if Death felt nothing at all then wouldn't even bother with sipping mai tais! Saying you're becoming desensitized to feeling close to people "because too many years passed", is exactly the same as saying that Death lost its sense of taste "after so as long". Death's body clearly can be young and full of vigor and health. It can enjoy life. It can feel love even if it is 100% person the other loved one will die. It's like buying a puppy... You KNOW it will die in say maximum 20 years (typically much less), does that mean you won't be able to truly love your new dog dog anymore? Even if you have a new puppy every 10 years after each previous one died and you're now 70 years old ? Even if you know it will break your again earth when it dies? That kind of story mentality is utter bullshit. It's possible to change one's own perspective. This story is of a "defeatist" attitude. Even if I enjoyed EVERYTHING the universe had to offer billions times over, that doesn't mean suddenly magically all these things mysteriously stop being enjoyable and become a painful curse instead. If I was the man wanting to be god, and the death said this thing is such a curse, I'd simply offer to take its job. I know that is some gajibillions years I might become too tired of it, then it's a simple matter to find your own replacement, after all you have about 40 new candidates every 12000 years. But nope Death clearly prefers to keep "existing" with its forever curse, so obviously it prefers that to self-termination, so Death offers the man only the "paradise" of being forced to stick to one place ALONE doing NOTHING until he gives up and rings that dang bell. Wooow woopeedooo, such "gentleness"!

[@intetx]

I agree. The only drawback from the presented seems to be that death is alone. The question is if that can be mitigated? If there are enough being like you and me, it might be bearable or even nice like it should be.

[@doneskiblabla]

I love that you’re a person and not some AI pretender.

[@johnnikitakis876]

The same three bloody voices

[@TekkamanRAGE]

🤜🤛✊👊ALL OF THE FISTS! 🦾

[@swimmingmide]

Reminds me of a Neil Gaiman/Terry Prattchet Death character. Duty bound but willing to bend the rules to make sure everything is fair.

[@RW-kn3xp]

Thanks again a happy tale an instant classic. That so many delude themselves in what immortality fantasy/philosophy would really be. I’d probably stay on that “beach” for quite awhile trying to think my way out. After a few hundred thousand years, maybe even befriending death, apprenticing for awhile, I’d be really good at making sand castles. I think then I’d make him a new chair, and start asking really complicated questions.

[@Alex.H.B.1970something]

That was a weird one, Bravo Sir Encore!😂

[@MidnightSmoke]

Here is a like and comment for the story (and yes death was being kind), for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve. ✊

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Thanks for finding and narrating this thought provoking story! For the Algorithm! For the Author! For the Narrator! For the Beard!

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Good story, makes a person about things. Thank you. WITH ENERGY!!

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Hch

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Thank you for the fine story! In honor of the creative authors 👍 In honor of the talented voice actor👍 For the 100K 👍 For the algo that rules all🎉

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For The Algorithm, For The Author and For The 100,000 👊🤛🤜💪🦾👍

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What ye said!

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🤛 🤜 👊 take that algorithm all hail the mighty skwerl

[@THarSul]

they put the path to their imortality so far out of reach that in order to find it, a person would be functionally dead, -to their community, their government, their family and friends- for how long they would be gone to even find it.

[@idkimlikereallybored9533]

the holy algorithm is being very kind to you, may it bestow its blessings for centuries to come!

[@lumberjackofalltrades]

I love the stories that give you just a Little existential crisis. As a treat

[@milohobo9186]

"This blade will send all who touch it to their death." Like the one who has been holding it for years? I wouldn't have touched that thing!

[@lemax6865]

Hence Death saying "you're thicker than most".

[@failegion7828]

Probably the actual blade portion of it, while the hilt, guard, and pommel are perfectly safe.

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I will send you to yourself. Already here.

[@BuckeyeChuck11]

✊️👊🤛🤜 🎉!! ALL THE FISTS! For the Algorithm! A very touching story!

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We pray to the holy algorithm May the wisdom of Agro Squirrel reach all

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Give me 100000 or give me... Uhhh yeah, umm... Death. Kinda on the nose with that one

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Anybody who can claim Baron Samedi is quite the character. Big hat to fill.

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Thank you for your continuous storytelling my aggressive rodent friend

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*UPPERCUT* Demon: BLAAAAARGH! Doom Guy: *unleashes fist of doom.* *like button cowers in terror and is left shaking with the gentle boop received*

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✊ WITH ENERGY!!!

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👊 For the Beard

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All the way to 100k

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100K lets go!!!👊

[@blackprince84]

✊✊✊ Throwing fists for the Agro Squirrel

[@jeanannd]

If death told me there was NO AFTER LIFE and people and animals cease to exist after a short period after death - I'd seek to find a way to make an afterlife for everything.

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Good one

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Get this man to 1 mil

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Lessons abound ❤

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Keep it up

[@Ibian666]

I'd still take immortality. Good story.

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✊️ good story

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"I walk a lonely road..."

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The algorithm! ✊

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[@CaptainShield]

Sooner or later, Death comes for us all.

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This was interesting

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[@rolandosada8077]

Nice. I liked that one. For the beard for the squirrel! For the algorithm.!

[@Vulsimir]

🤜🤛💪 I wonder if Death would have a companion. In the Discworld series he had a horse, then a death Mouse.

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For the algorithm, the squirrel, author

[@cjt9938]

For doom guy now playing on bacteria

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You should check out a story called Dungeon's Path on royal road. It's right up there with Dungeon Life as far as quality and it has around 225 chapters

[@malaficus]

Yes death i know what it means to be immortal. All those things sound wonderful to be honest.

[@molag-ballordofdomination2065]

Yeah whenever people say immortality is a curse I think about how with all that power once they get bored they can erase their memories and start again

[@malaficus]

​@@molag-ballordofdomination2065it isnt even that. Immortal life is just life. It is only boring if you are boring. Fun is what you make of it. Doesnt matter if you are 5, 50 or 5.000.000 boredom comes to everyone. It is how you deal with it.

[@jgkitarel]

@@molag-ballordofdomination2065 And you think Death didn't do just that a few billion times? Or at least try to? Keep in mind, Death is a fundamental aspect of creation now, meaning that some things may just be impossible for him to do to himself. Like get rid of those pesky things called memories. And even if he/she is capable of doing that, he/she is also capable of the kind of awareness to know that he/she has done it before. For the exact same reason. And it accomplished nothing in the end. The only release from that existence is to con some other poor idiot into taking your job, and thus no longer being eternal and now being able to die.

[@maxinedurling3425]

Well that was a different one about Death

[@Kazemaru13]

✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊ SHORYUKEN! For the algorithm! For the squirrel! For the beard!

[@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233]

*Tiger Uppercut*

[@RealArcalian]

👊 Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo 100K! Don't see how this is HFY, but that being said, I can definitely see Death saying "Trust me, you don't want my job"

[@lynntenney4851]

ty

[@ZevBear007]

👊 ✊️ 🤛 🤜 Get Sooome!!!

[@mrmcgregor91]

"You can do it, All Night Long!"