How To Get Ready For A Metal Show

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[@jakobvause233]

I'm still a bit shocked on how many shirts Chris has

[@matz1011]

But only one denim

[@thrashvictim6591]

I think I got past 80 already

[@jakefr0mst8farm8]

Im still jealous of all of them

[@invictus9915]

I'm more surprised with how neatly they are folded. As if he actually wash them. XD

[@jaciafoote5831]

That's just like my boyfriend! He has like 50 shirts or more and I have 15 hahaha

[@Young_BZ]

You were never ready for the show because you left your battle jacket.

[@ArmoredGamingZ]

This entire vid is just one big flex for Chris’ wardrobe

[@tyranids4ever]

Incredibly inaccurate. I've always just woken up in the parking lot of the venue.

[@slendergainz]

hi lois

[@treygc3291]

You have a Penn Jillette pfp, and your name is "God". You, are legally hilarious.

[@mikeimmonen6619]

I usually wake up in a dumpster

[@thebeardedhamster1195]

Thanks God

[@samcree3051]

You wake up in the carpark? I wake up in the middle of the mosh pit

[@fngoodmusic78]

Fun fact, for concerts in the US we use an AR-15 in place of that hockey stick

[@bladeofwar]

It's a clearing stick dude

[@michaelhall3321]

Trailer park boys inspired

[@ManicallyMetal]

Replace concerts with schools and you’re accurate

[@TheOnlyHollywood1]

I thought it was an AK-47. Call yourself American and you don't even use an AK-47

[@TheOnlyHollywood1]

@Hyldýpið I retract my statement

[@samueljoseph777]

Making a hole on your beer can with your bullet belt is the most metal thing I've seen so far. Haha. Great video Jhofffilms. 🤘🐼🐼

[@kevinrodriguez9701]

All this time, and I’ve never thought about doing that with my bullet belt 🤦‍♂️

[@valeriarossi9165]

Gonna get a bullet belt just to do that

[@superfunkraptank8893]

666 likes

[@ephraimsb2277]

being a minor metalhead is tough, no beer and hardly any all ages shows

[@mike285]

Same dawg, 14, and wanting beer everyday

[@collectiveleak]

Sneak in dude, been doing that shit since 16

[@mike285]

@@collectiveleak teach me the ways

[@HadesTheSecondGR]

Just come to the balkans we start drinking at 15 and get alcohol problems at 16

[@user-be4nj5yk3e]

@@HadesTheSecondGR literally.

[@shrimpbunt]

How have you slammed a million beers and managed to lose weight dude??

[@thegovermentstolemybaby7631]

Hes just thrash like that

[@jeffreycervantes3609]

Moshing

[@IrateWizrd]

Only slam beers for shows

[@xraftler515]

He's just so fucking thrash

[@kevinrodriguez9701]

Seasons in the pit 🤘

[@czarnadziura6160]

2:54 Mission: don't be gay Difficulty: C H R I S T H R A S H E R

[@pinemarten7509]

2:55 It's confirmed Jesus is a metalhead

[@metalbilly5121]

Always has been

[@anotherbigfootwithinternet2147]

Layne Staley is a singing god.

[@dragonblazer96]

"Show's going to be on in 6 hours! Gotta get there!" Literally me...

[@kevinpiacente3456]

Me as well. I'm usually there 6-7 hours before the show

[@1604meds]

“Why would I ruin the mosh pit smell”... never have truer words been spoken.

[@TheBlyzzrd]

So this video is going up on the same day I'm seeing Cannabis Corpse in Philly tonight

[@wheelchair1410]

Lucky bastard. I would've killed somebody granted they would come to Poland any time soon

[@martingeorgiev999]

me Slayer in Bulgaria

[@Lost602_]

@@martingeorgiev999 I wish they come to Istanbul but naah

[@djobe420]

Saw them Saturday and got kicked out for smoking weed

[@buffalowick8003]

@@djobe420 yep

[@KodaKya77]

On behalf of myself and the other metal chicks in the audience: 2:54 - God *damn*

[@sullivanknoth6430]

plus the one gay metalhead you'd never know was gay ;)

[@xmaryHXCx]

Thanks sis

[@axzelvonzeherzaroychelx8338]

I am more like. Hmm.. Wtf. Uhh nice if he joins the moshpit. 🤘

[@aussierooroo3017]

When there is a school shooting Normal people: that’s really sad The media: it’s heavy metals fault

[@shatteredglassfonsi1030]

It sucks that they put the blame on heavy metal

[@AliJr_MetalGames_MetalGuitar]

@@shatteredglassfonsi1030 they blame a lot of things tho

[@shatteredglassfonsi1030]

@@AliJr_MetalGames_MetalGuitar Proof that society today is stupid

[@billfrenchdude7733]

So sad but truuuuuuue !!!

[@AliJr_MetalGames_MetalGuitar]

@@shatteredglassfonsi1030 yeah I feel pretty stupid. At least I'm not Linda Sarosaur

[@FamilyGuyRoks6]

chris: has like 300 band t-shirts also chris: wears the same 4 or 5 shirts in every video 🤘🏻😝🤘🏻

[@saucy7852]

This is a good tutorial on my first metal show, cheers 👌🏻

[@dumpslivers]

I love the trailer park boys references

[@frankangelsolis]

Deadly Headshot90 cleaning the table with they hockey stick was absolutely gold right? FRIG OFF!

[@gman0047]

1:57 that metal shirt collection is bigger than my future

[@TheDarkMessiah]

...that's not the hair tutorial video we were promised.

[@megadethfan500]

Karpizzle could off used this before he got lost in eternity at the sabaton concert Edit:holy shit this is the third time in a row I got the most liked comment in there video

[@perohlindead08]

@Joe Swanson I get the joke from burzum war

[@samtaulli8504]

Joe Swanson this is war huh wow

[@whitetail7085]

I’m to poor for metal shows

[@sunshine-zp4uq]

Same but here I am watching this

[@l0stnam312]

Big bands are so expensive, but there's always underground stuff which go for $10 or less. But the problem is their so hard to find :(

[@mailthedragon]

There should be local bands playing for a lot cheaper. The crowd is generally more fun too.

[@junerose0814]

Not sure if there are many metalheads into punk, but punk shows are pretty sick too and you can come across free shows or shows where they're cool with donations for like gas and food...the musician's struggle :(

[@CDTucker336]

It's hard for me to find metalheads that will go with me to shows.

[@deathmetaldalton6766]

Damn chris, really proud of you for all the weight loss! Lookin good mate🤘🤘🤘

[@markfrancis1210]

Hey dude Here's some of my favorite bands Black Sabbath Exodous Testament Candlemass Overkill Slayer Merciful fate Lazz rockit Megadeth Anthrax Old metallica

[@poserdisposer6460]

I’m honestly ecstatic for this video, because I wholeheartedly believe the only way to prepare for a show is to get buzzed on Lemmys and blast the discographies of the bands playing.

[@Punkwashed_Bleach]

1:55 - 2:35 The struggle of not knowing which band shirt to wear

[@bekahn.4762]

Great, finally an experienced professional Canadian guide

[@sylversquirrel4703]

"I should probably get some like, healthy food in me before I get to the show." "Oh, perfect! Plant-based beer." Best diet 2019

[@Dark_Angel07]

The "show starts in 6 hours" part is definitely me before every concert. By the way I'm jealous of his hair, it's so gorgeous.

[@Axxa3095]

I think I know how to get ready for a metal show when I watch the best KZbin channel ever....... Vevo

[@zackovalltrades760]

4:23 this is the most metal thing I've ever seen 🤘

[@magicsteve5523]

Every video with Chris is pure gold

[@JJ_957]

0:41 Chris practicing for his drone metal band

[@talisburton7805]

About to see my first death metal band next week and definitely going to use this tutorial.

[@DomiTenebris]

the fangirl is the person following him all day 😂😂😂

[@missshooks]

Dang, that was a nice view. Looking good dude.

[@anthonythomas8996]

Man thanks alot I started listening to Exodus because of you and I love it

[@moviemakerclips4246]

The ”it starts in 6 hours” part was so true😂

[@clxmxm]

0:28 Flexing the Rolex 😌

[@banaanionmauste1701]

Seeing metallica in 5 days! Thanks

[@conversionspartan]

Estonia?

[@Albocs]

siellä nähää saaatna

[@shrimpbunt]

Sorry to hear that.

[@maijapie2441]

@@shrimpbunt hahahahaha

[@yourfavoritenflreferee7314]

Going to a rock concert I see

[@gasolinekiss]

I appreciate the use of the clearing stick in this video

[@fohgil]

Thanks for Phantom Witch, got them in my playlists for quite a time now and they always put that thrashy shit eating grin on my face when they come up.

[@justinmatheson9198]

The whole piss break scene cracked me up lmao. Can't tell you how many times I've felt like that with beer bladder.

[@lancegriego9247]

Damn Chris is actually in pretty good shape💪 your fucking awesome btw, love your vids

[@aliciaaraya929]

Love all your videos man always make my day Chris is too hot 😍😍😍🤘🏾

[@fhdrummer8739]

I know right?! 😍😍

[@jimmygray4525]

My first metal festival of the bands I will be looking forward to seeing in the future are Children of bodom, Obituary and Goatwhore.

[@maya_the_bee9294]

If anyones wondering, the song in the background is called “Death As We Know It” by Phantom Witch

[@philipg.05]

My vest has a beer opener 😂🤘🏻

[@darthultor6365]

Nice i got one on my key chain always ready for a bear

[@terrorsathan605]

Chris=Thrash Lord

[@xraftler515]

Amazing as always! Keep up the great work Jhofffilms! 🤘🔥

[@traditionalfascists3303]

The golden age of jhoff is truly over

[@xXGyakusatsuXx]

wow. 24 seconds in the vid and i am off for a good start. i am seeing TAIM, Fit For An Autopsy and Carnifex tomorrow. i imagine myself doing the same. somehow wake up, bake down, beer up while brushing teeth, get a dressing plan, showering and theeeeeen, somehow kill time till i can finally go to the concert.

[@euancamz3740]

I rewatch all these about every week

[@thedevilofmetal5335]

Metal drummers just clip straight through the shower and into the drum throne to save time

[@linz_ripped_gutz]

good thing this video got posted because my dad and i are seeing slayer in november

[@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS]

Ticket on sale tomorrow for the nov leg, which show tho?

[@linz_ripped_gutz]

@@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS taxslayer center

[@meganmilner5090]

Piercing the can with the bullet belt and that eyebrow raise was smooth as fuck.

[@Infinity364]

Plant-based beer: The best way to prep your lungs for yelling "SLAYERRRRR" louder than anyone else at the Cannabis Corpse show.

[@RetardTheIV]

It’s totally now weird to just wake up with a hockey stick in your hand. Very normal

[@vincegedeon6583]

Gotta wake n bake that's necessity for anything and everything🤘😤🤘

[@CarnoProductions]

That moment when you forgot you're wallet at home 5:10

[@jackattack7940]

That metal curb your enthusiasm at the end was brilliant.

[@purpantinn]

The first time I was in a pit I got thrown like the bananas at 3:30 4:10

[@Kris.39]

Last month i was in my first pit as a 15 yr old boy, I had fallen almost on the ground ones but someone lifted me directually up. But i wasn't Thrown arround like the bananas at 3:30 and 4:10. So I probably did something wrong🤔🐣

[@purpantinn]

@@Kris.39 when I say first time I say 13 years old at a lamb of God concert weighing around 120 pounds so yeah ....

[@DemonKitty666_]

This is helping me with my prep for bullet for my valentine in Cardiff November 7th 2021

[@eddiethehead8797]

Slayer is playing on Saturday so this is my guide . 1.Beer , 2.More beer , 3.Vest , 4.Bullet Belt and finally more Beer

[@FloridianMetalhead420]

And I thought my metal shirt collection was that large, nice amount there 🤘🤘

[@revolution_is_my_name8981]

This video singlehandedly introduced me to Cannabis Corpse. I’m a fan.

[@user-on8rz8ye3x]

the hard life of a wild metalhead

[@johnmcduck3501]

I needed that way too much! Slayer are coming in 18 hours in Athens and I can't sleep...yayy(?)

[@cvija8803]

1:06 that is officially the most thrash thing I've seen

[@MorbidMindedManiac]

That metal curb your enthusiasm made my day

[@simonbouma2434]

2:10 clean cut my man

[@kraten8560]

chris is getting swolleeeeee boysss

[@joseywales754]

clearing shit off with the hockey stick 😂🤘.. reminds me of trailer park boys. Hell yeah bro

[@varzat6416]

Excactly what i neede right before my firt metal show

[@prestonmalloy6963]

Same

[@varzat6416]

Arlen Wright 11 months late

[@deathinsidemybody2719]

That moment when he grabbed the beer out of the shower. I felt that

[@superaveragebros.9390]

either this or one of the metalhead advice videos was the first video by you that i watched in summer of 2019.

[@MyName-bw1kz]

Cargo pants and a plain black shirt is my go to outfit for metal shows. If my short gets ruined, idc. Cargo pants allow me to store my wallet, powerbank, phone, drinks and snacks with no worries of them getting lost. Also, I don't drink nor smoke...

[@poserdisposer6460]

“I gotta get to the venue quick!” Pisses for a minute straight.

[@sullivanknoth6430]

such neatly folded shirts.....how METAL! LOL!!!

[@necrogodmachine]

This channel got me into Phantom Witch

[@collt091]

I’m SO jealous of your shirt collection

[@iggiemourning3116]

I’ve been opening beer wrong. Note to self- need bullet belt to shotgun the brews

[@eviedevi.]

Is Karpizzle still at that Sabaton concert?

[@MokshDhawan]

Watching this in 2020. Hits hard man.

[@brutalnecrodude6667]

I got everything except for the belt, I’ll be ready for the pit soon

[@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS]

hell yeah, I bet Dave Mustaine sells them for $15!!

[@zelda9217]

I enjoy this channel . his accent . everything . i dont particulary enjoy the pre alcholism and how people conceieve that as the norm for metalheads

[@larrybanks2403]

The way that banana hit the wall 😂😂

[@Jon73-]

Great shirt choice. Come to Brazil.

[@Hikaeme-od3zq]

Another video full of punchlines, you guys never disappoint me hahaha

[@nixadventures3938]

4:23 fucking magical way to open a brew.

[@philipg.05]

Im seeing slayer tomorrow, the best video upload for me

[@noahperez185]

Love that ending, “curve your enthusiasm” guitar version

[@jinxiejae]

On an unrelated note, your hair looks gorgeous.

[@getlow495]

We’ve all had that one time where we thought the show was today but it’s actually on Saturday 💀

[@patrickszopinski6551]

0:40 Slayer - Angel of Death (Budget Version)

[@deathislife3545]

Going Trailer Park Boys with that hockey stick LOL.

[@annaxd4871]

I was having such a big crush on Chris back when the vid came out😂👌

[@theopenrift]

I see those Evil Dead posters, I see you dude 🤘

[@legat_anonus4378]

Hellyeah, beer shotgun is brutal🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

[@upliftmofo]

Love Cannabis Corpse! Best progressiv technical glammetal out there! GLAM!