How To Get Sick Fast To Miss School | ULTIMATE Faking Sick Morning Routine!

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In this video, I’m going to be showing you how to get sick fast to miss school. I’m going to walk you through a morning routine that if you execute properly, your parents will be begging you to stay home. So if you're thinking, "I hate School," learn the routine to get out of it. Come on, you don’t need school. School’s for fools! You're gonna learn how to fake sick and your mom will believe you!
RULE 1: SLOW MOTION:
So when you wake up in the morning, the first thing you need to remember is slow motion okay, you want to take things in slow motion. What this means is everything you do, you’re going to do extra slowly. This immediately is going to help you build credibility towards the fact that you are sick, which we both know you’re not. You’re going to get out of bed, really slowly, put on your clothes really slowly. Everything needs to be a chore for you okay. Walk up the stairs really slowly. Everything you do, do it slowly. Make them think that you are tired and weak and doing it slowly will convince them. So remember, first thing, slow motion.
RULE 2: FOOD IS YOUR ENEMY
The second think you need to remember for this routine, is you hate food okay. Food is your enemy. This works best on a day when your mom is making you your favorite breakfast. The fact that you’re not eating your favorite meal, is going to be a big red flag to your mother. You’re going to sit at the table and you’re just going to pick at your food okay. If your favorite thing is waffles, you’re going to pick the crap out of those waffles. These changes in behavior are what signal to your parents that you actually might be sick. If you just come out and say, “I’m sick,” nobody’s going to believe that crap. So you’re moving slow, and you’re not eating your food. BOOM. Mamma knows somethings up. Now when mommy asks you, “sweety, what’s wrong? Why aren’t you eating your waffles?” How you respond is very important. Now if you can do something to your voice to make it sound raspy, that would be even fantastiker, more fantastic. I actually made an entire video on how to lose your voice. The link is in the description for that. But when you respond, you’re going to say, “I’m fine, everything’s okay.” And then you’re going to keep picking at your food slowly. It’s very important that you convince her that you want to go to school. If you can get her to come up with the idea for you to stay home, that is what you want.
RULE 3: BE TRIPPIN'
This next rule you need to remember is you need to be tripping. If you’re moving slow, if you’re picking at your food, it’s very important that your parents see you stumble a couple of times okay. Don’t overdo this. Don’t do it like ten times ‘cause that will obvious, but when you’re walking, kind of make yourself trip a little bit, or faint a little bit, or lose your balance. When your parents see that, they’re going to freak out and it’s very important that after you trip be like, “Oh, I’m okay, I’m fine, I’m… I’m good. Can I… Can I go to school now?.” Oh no young man, you are staying home. When you hear those sweet words, Don’t celebrate like an idiot. Play it cool. Be like, “Oh are you sure I… I really should go. You know it’s… It’s very important that I get there. Young man, I don’t want to hear it. You are staying home and you are staying in bed." Now obviously I you do this every single day they’re going to catch on but if you just do it once in a while, like maybe once every six months or so, you could probably get away with it.
Now you know how to fake bing sick and how to stay home from school. If any of you actually successfully pull this off, for the love of God share it in the comments. I want to read all about, and so do the other people watching this video. What are those three rules again? Slow Motion, food is your enemy, and always be trippin’! Use this to know how to become sick and skip school!
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Here's the ultimate morning routine for faking sick! Don't let your mother find this video! Share your success stories in the comments.

[@angelarileymc]

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[@emmabritton5923]

I'm actually sick I just started to watch this

[@ellajudson4077]

Yeah Im watching this so my mum will believe me because I used to fake alot because I got bullied

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even if i died my mom would bring my grave to school :(

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lovely tessa LMFAO OMG your mom ain’t okay gurl

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Lol

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DAT ME MOM TOO ;-; Edit:Not really but same is what i mean

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Same, my mother always says, "just go to the nurse if you don't feel good"

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My parents said “try to go to school and if u ain’t feel good go to the nurse”. :(

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Me

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Same

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SAME UGH

[@scuseme6600]

Lmfao my school nurses NEVER let us go home. Especially if you had low attendance. If you broke your foot they would keep you at school no matter what

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#relatable

[@besnikmanushi9552]

Me: *Dies* My parents: *"You're fine"* *Drags my body to school*

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OH WHAT THE BLODDY HELL

[@kirs8354]

literally my entire life

[@videogamevaughn]

Same

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fr

[@RookieMistakes]

I just pulled it off today 😂 i was having really bad anxiety today after getting in trouble with my homeroom teacher not to mention i just needed a mental break from school. This worked really well!! My dad knew i was not sick and wanted to stay home but I needed an excuse for my Mom.

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need that rn

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We do not care😮

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@@nigel4k91 thats a very rude thing to say.

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@@nigel4k91 damn I'm sure you are fun at parties

[@ir3actionzzii330]

I did this and my mom send me to the doctor and the doctor said a I had a stomach virus The doctor was lying

[@selenator5108]

Some times even doctors are cool.

[@St4iii]

Some doctors arent thar smart so if they dont know whats up they just say sonething like you have a stomach virus

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Amazing.....

[@kenzielgrace1699]

IR3ACTIONZzI I same my doctor said I had the flu

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Wow

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I skipped school just to finish my homework

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Wow

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I'm about to do it for the same reason

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That’s what I want to do 😂

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Oml finally someone like me

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Me 2

[@royalamara5780]

No one.. Me missing 1 day of school: Child has cancer Bff moves Teacher arrested Someone killed Homework the rest of the year Final exams tomorrow Boyfriend cheat on 700 girls

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no bcs fr

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Mood

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Mood

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mood

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Mood

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Me trying to watch this fast before school starts in 15 minutes

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stressfulll

[@A-_-A.]

When you have parents that probably wouldn't even let you off school even if you were dying... '___'

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Anissa Lingley SAME

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[@feorclia]

If I get straight A’s I can miss like a day 💀

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Frrrr*

[@A-_-A.]

daddy ! :0 LUCKY! I've got A's (the equivalent) & I can't get a day off even if I'm ill!

[@sophiaschmitt6430]

My parents are Asian. There’s no way in hell they’d let me skip school, even if I was dying. 😂

[@anotherredditchannelbutonm186]

Bruh, mines are Hispanic. They'll find out, proceed to beat me with a sandal, throw me outside and force me to walk to school

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Lmao 😂

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Sophia Schmitt ikrrr! That’s y I’m here

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When you steal somebody's comment

[@milkywaygirl2245]

broo same they would call me dumb

[@dpsht3864]

Pro tip: the evening before you have to go to school, dont eat much just a little bit then go to bed early that’s important. Then you fake throw up or heat up your forehead and tell your parents you don’t feel so good. They will believe it because its the night before then in the morning tell your parents that it still isnt better and say you feel nauseous and stuff and boom

[@newtiscewt]

But what if they use a thermometer

[@beckyhughes8165]

Do that or the opisite cuz if u eat loads and loads then the evening before act ill and sluggish when u pull this off in the morning they might think you'll puke

[@audrey..-]

Someone died: your going to school Dying: your going!! Fever: your going to school Cold: OMG BABY STAY HOME

[@dudeman-kg1lk]

Go slow = Parents will think I shat myself Don’t eat food = parents will beat my ass Stumble = parents think I stayed up too late Deny I’m sick = parents send me to school

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Mission Failed

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R u middleeastern?

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@Liberty Sachse same

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same lol

[@Flamez2022]

Not me they will beat my a** if I try

[@pancakeperson4045]

"If you say I'M SICK nobody's gonna believe that" Me: I'M SICK mom: okay go to bed

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Tell ur mum to adopt me pls

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I want this type of mom

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IKR

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I wish that was my momm

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Sad fact: you searched this up 😅

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0:56 If you were my dad, my life would be so much better

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Me: *pukes Mom:IT BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN PHONE

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ILike Frosties SAME

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You are me

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fax

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Facts

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FR

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Adults: This guy is a bad influence. Children: Heil!

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Day 1 and I just got favorited by a 24k KZbinr. I feel like my life is complete.

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Yes

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Go back to work

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Hate to b that guy but Hail*

[@linkedsky76]

I just need a break from math class they put me in the advanced class bc I guessed every question on my eog and now am top of my class-

[@oogabooga7824]

I had a mild sinus infection so I’m going to try this tomorrow to stay home from school so I can finish this essay I need to do, wish me luck

[@cydroschelleamores1922]

Mom: *Suddenly pulls out a thermometer* Me: O_O.

[@johannedwards3330]

Combine with fake fever, then u gucci

[@angelsanchez4048]

Cyd Amores you can put the thermometer 🌡 in the light💡 and it will make it hot that is what I did 😂

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@@angelsanchez4048 ehhh they will check it again or say surrre

[@daank4361]

I was very sick once and the thermometer was broken and my mom didn't knew that so i just had to go to school.. worst day of my live

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@@daank4361 Life*

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“I’m a bad influence” I think your more of an expert influence

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Me: I’m not feeling well Mom: if your so sick the nurse will send you home

[@bluebambiliminals]

isnt it sad that most of us hate school so much we love getting sick because that means we get to stay out

[@cecerose1952]

'' *you hate food* '' '' *food is your enemy* '' **clicks off video** welp, thats not gonna work

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Bliss lmao me

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Bliss exactly xd

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simona bailey ur pfp says so

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lol me

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PREECH

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And then your parents give you the meds you don't need...

[@peppershaker7215]

I have a way around that unless its a liquid med. Push the med into the side of your mouth when you go to take it.

[@thevoid5967]

@@peppershaker7215 For liquids, keep it in the area at the bottom of the mouth, and next to the base of the gums.

[@lillydiane1]

Ikr

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oh well a lot of the time they dont work anyways plus when i fake sick the placebo effect actually makes me kinda feel what im feeling

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I take it anyway.

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Kid : didn't do his maths homework KZbin : Don't worry we can help you with that

[@anisadeitrick9142]

Ok y’all this is what I did (I stayed home for 2 days using this & keep in mind I have VERY strict parents. My dad is literally a teacher lol) 1. At dinner the night before didn’t eat much 2. Act upset or weird around parents around 6:30 pm (but no earlier!!!! Can be later tho) 3. They’ll ask what’s wrong & say you haven’t been feeling well since you got home from school 4. Take a hot bath & I mean like close to burning hot to raise your temperature to fake a fever 5. Go to parents after shower, let them feel forehead & say your feeling worse. 6. Go to bed early. Your parents will be worried if you usually stay up late but today go to bed early 7. Wake up at 1 am-ish (or when both parents are asleep.) 8. Go to one of your parents & say that you threw up. (I recommend going to the parent who will care the most. For example my mom would just say “go back to sleep” but when i went to my dad he was that one who was like “let’s get you some medicine & your not going to school tmrw”) Almost guaranteed that you’ll stay home! For the next day if you feel like staying home again: 1. Say your not feeling much better 2. If you really need to I recommend faking throwing up again or actually throwing up 3. Pretend to take medicine if they ask you to (if you take it & say your not feeling much better, they’ll probably let you stay home again) 4. Be slow, act tired, & act idk just sick lol 5. If they insist that you shouldn’t go to school say something like “awe I have a test I’ve been studying for. But I’ll be able to take it another time” DONT PROTEST GOING TO SCHOOL TOO MUCH OR THEYLL SEND YOU TO SCHOOL Hope this helps

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Me: dies Mom: Get ready for school

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*_Haha_*

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If only the teachers were on our side...

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Lmao

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Fr

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Get off that damn phone jimmy

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Also to add to this plan be a little strange the night before like maybe complain for a head ache a soon as you go to bed or just say your not hungry then in the morning say your tired coz you kept waking up feeling sick or sweating-like this comment if you agree or have done this before i know I have

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Taekook Is life genius on the waking up all night part!! I do the night before stuff most of the time tho. If you do it every time, they will see the pattern prolly

[@erclipse8855]

I did that my mom told took me to the doctor

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Kpop Official life lol did that today

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Kpop Official life thank you

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I do this every other day XD

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i’m so glad im found this channel-

[@therealthing3665]

I'm actually sick today, and I'm watching this for amusement

[@daud6374]

Me:*Walking unbalanced* Mom:*Shoves me in car and throws me at school*

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Thats how my mom is... -_- i hate it

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Lmao

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MOOD

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High key🤣

[@evil_patrick7073]

I just have to throw up somehow then I’ll get out of running the mile, nah I’ll do it before school so I don’t embarrass myself

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Me: *pukes* Mom: Get ready for school your gonna be late!

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Potaoes unite!!

[@alex_silver1246]

That is literally my mum, I was sick and she literally sent me to school but when my brothers are sick they get to stay home

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That actually happened to me, i threw up and had a nosebleed and my dad said "I'll drop you off at lunch then" and im just like 😬😬😬

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Mel S RIP, now that is just messed up

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@@alex_silver1246 lmaoo, also i like ur profile pic

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I did this to my mom and I was so close until my dad woke up and said “go to school now” and it was all over

[@scenesbyhestia2409]

Worked after 3 crying sessions, 3 mental breakdowns, 1 cucumber with milk, 8 blueberries with milk, 8 strawberries with milk, 3 conversations with my mother, A 30 minute hair brushing, 4 pills, my mother yelling at me for 30 minutes straight, getting my mom angry and explaining to my mom why i am sick.

[@mina1uvsu]

damn relatable fr

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Real it’s gonna take me the whole day to convince her😭 wish me luck💀

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when he said “i’m a bad influence” i immediately subscribed

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Same

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Me too homie

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Same

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Sammeeee

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Hahaha me to

[@samar5846]

Him: “Don’t eat food” *Me eating popcorn* S-sure.

[@-mop-]

I can't tell how much i am grateful, i did all the steps + added my own dramatic behavior even doctor thought i was sick & writed medicine 😃 and i also got 1 day off school Thank you!!!

[@darthdog1691]

I hope this works tomorrow

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The Lego Jedi did it?

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PTO Kraft YUP!!!

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Was it easy?

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macey whittington kinda

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The Lego Jedi same

[@lilithw9749]

If I say "shouldn't I go to school" or something like that my mom gonna be like k get ready

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Lilith ;w; same

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innit 😂

[@Slightlyst0opid]

Yea😂

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Same...

[@LilKenuthia]

I actually love you bro 😂 I need a break so bad

[@H0nestyn0t]

Thanks so much! I had an french test today, which i didn’t study for worth half my grade. Life saver thank you!

[@marcilelone7891]

My mum dose the "if I put my hand on my child's head we'll see if they are really sick" thing

[@emma-kn3yh]

Marcile Lone same

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Exacly what I do

[@skylordjr509]

@@th3bruhth3rs54 i do the same thing except i put my head on a heater lol

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He did a video how to fake having a fever

[@sensitivekaylie8333]

I can help u get a towel put hot water on the towel put it in ur head for 3-2 min here u go!

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I puked twice and my mom was just like “It’s your nerves”

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Well no shit

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Oh shoot jeeze

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Yeah my mum's like that too. I threw up all night and she said "your just tired...your teachers will be disappointed"

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Same

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Da fuuuuuuuu

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Thank master😩 for these pearls, I have an exam today and I don't wanna go to school. Thanks😩✨

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my parents would be proud of me totally i'm 14 and trying to skip school

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"You already know I'm a bad influence."

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Omg it worked!!! I fell down the stairs. THAN THE NEXT DAY I GOT THE FLU XD!! WOW SO LUCKY!

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Oh my god are you okay??? Lel

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@@lowkeystudios5026 she doesn't has school Ofc she's okay

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The next day I got covid 2020 be like :(

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O

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you might be a bad influence, but dude you're my saviour

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i watch this annually on every first day of school.

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the thing is, my mum never asks how im doing and whats wrong

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Weirdo is WeirDedOut Feel the pain ma brudda

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Fucking same

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I feel your pain two, If I crap an organ my mom would still send me to school

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Weirdo is WeirDedOut the glitch must not work on your device.

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Weirdo is WeirDedOut same, I end up failing

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Other people : how to get a girlfriend Me : how to get sick

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Same but the opposite of girlfriend

[@harryhogstew]

Me: Literally burns to death Mom: Drags me into the hallway*

[@bilgitz1900]

Absolutely love you dude

[@KenhelExcallius]

37.6C,almost vomit,headache,stumbles walking,throws me into school bus..... In the end force to push my hand in mouth and vomited..... Edit:woah thanks for the 0 likes I used to have

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@Lambatanian Mapping Wtf that sucks. I'm sorry but that's some bad parenting right there

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bruh i have: -one math homework and exam -one physics homework -one biology presentation I REALLY NEED THIS OMG

[@funfairclipsuk_]

Same I have so much stuff!

[@emptyhead2777]

Same but I also got guitar thingy after school and all I know is that one of the notes is called a crothcet or something

[@Kanik_Crow]

Oof that sounds stressful. One time I actually made myself so sick I missed an entire week to get out of multiple tests that week.

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Same bro

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@@idontwannachill. noice 👌🏼

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Bruh I love ur enthusiasm

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Im like oh no a test tomorrow Me: mom my head hurts My mom: STAY AT HOME

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"YOU HATE FOOD. FOOD IS YOUR ENEMY" ME: fOoD is my life

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Samr

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Same*

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Lmao

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Same

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Yup

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Omg I watched this video last night I did it this morning and it worked so now I’m home in bed eating soup yayyyyy

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way to go! Enjoy your sick day off :)

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"Sick" heh

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Omfg I'm eating soup rn! I am actually sick with a horrible cold but I have 1 day left of school before my week off so I just have to survive tomorrow without breaking down with tears in the corner of the classroom 👍

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B&G Channel how do I do it

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I freaking love soup!!!!🥘

[@jacobw793]

The level people go to to miss one day of school / work is crazy.

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Good idea, I’ll just get behind with some assignments

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him: you could pull this off like once ever 6 months me: 6 days? 6 days.

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I think like once a month we’ll be good not every 6months though I was thinking ever 2 months or so...

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I do this every week my guy, sometimes I fail sometimes I don’t lol

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Thanks man.. i am not going to school today.. did everything as you told to.. and my mom was begging me to stay😈. Thanks man😍😍😍😎😎

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Shrine Phuyal oh yeah yeah

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Shrine Phuyal same but today not 8 months ago

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E2Z2 Gaming oso..?

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This does work. Thanks man

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Skipped school like 2 weeks ago for couple of days and now it worked again your a legend!

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I hate school

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Broooo it freaking worked my mom told me to stay at my bed and she gave breakfast at my bed i felt like a king i felt amazing hahahaha thanks a lot

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ABC DEF wtf

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TITAN MSS47 nice pfp

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@ABC DEF creep

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#mission accomplished

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@ABC DEF hhj

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You have very lenient parents

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I’m literally gonna do this tomorrow morning wish me luck

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bruh, i skipped 3 days because of this... god bless you lmao

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TELL ME THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!

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Megalol

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Luckyyyy

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SAMe

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Dood,meh Asian parents won't leave me alone

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I'm gonna try this tomorrow. Wish me luck fellow comrades

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good luck

[@andreasmc1]

did it work?

[@mmonster3047]

《Pepper 》 that’s nice

[@onyx2856]

Actually am ill but getting better, gonna try this.

[@7havean]

Good luck did it work?

[@ZENOIX_ALT]

WORKS! I skipped Thursday and Friday and now I have a 4 day break THANK YOU!!!!

[@wouldntyouliketoknow644]

He flirted with my mom, roasted me AND taught me how to fake being sick? He earned that sub

[@Raptorrena]

🍷🗿

[@DaddyzNutz]

Did u know 98% of what you learn in school is actually useless

[@xshqyx]

So whats the 2% of it

[@avaangel777]

shackylacky Mcgeough like one ela and math lesson

[@jackmaher3316]

easy way to get likes

[@jeeode47]

school is so bad i actually have a fear of getting things wrong hey, murica.

[@andre_gaming3881]

Me: *dies at school* School nurse: *put some ice on it*

[@mori-chan435]

IKR

[@KK-wk6qc]

Mhm

[@UncleTyso]

gets revived

[@dbululu]

me: I'm coughing and bleeding bandages won't heal me... My mum: just get a glass of water and a ice pack.

[@amelia5031]

She gives me candy and sends me back to class lol

[@JakubMz08]

Just watched some videos of yours here i am dressed in 5 jackets sweating like idk what sleep deprived with a dead voice and urge to vomit I love you

[@jacobboney5638]

I’m so excited this five years ago

[@txlonn4673]

me in 5th grade: mom can I stay home my mom: oh sure honey me in 6th grade: mom can I stay home my mom : *no*

[@sofiskates]

Samee

[@lowkeystudios5026]

WHAT, YOUR MOM SAID YES HOLY FUC-

[@lovelydolltime8006]

When you have to tough it out at school, and deal with some people thinking you have the coronavirus. :(

[@nux5442]

Me in 5th grade: literally broke my wrist, feels nauseous, close to throwing up and has a headache Mom: just go to school and if you throw up or something you can go home My sister in 5thgrade: I haven't slept very well My mom: do you want to stay at home? Sister: yeah Mom: ok

[@obito5641]

Me in 1rst grade: mom can I stay home Mom: no Me in 2nd grade: mom can I stay home Mom: no Me in 3rd grade: mom can I stay home Mom: no Me in 4rth grade: mom can I stay home Mom: no Me in 5th grade: mom can I stay home Mom: no Me in 6th grade: mom can I stay home Mom: *hell no*

[@apolinardelgado1966]

My mom said when i am really sick i still go to school untill the techers call my mom

[@evil_patrick7073]

If I even through up a bit I get to miss school

[@IAmunator]

Apolinar Delgado you are unlucky if i have a 99 fever i get it stay home

[@karoline9835]

My new school is really good at letting you go home, literally all we need is permission from an adult or teacher or them and they call our parents depending on how ill we are but if we have a headache we just walk home.

[@IAmunator]

emo soul lol

[@lazypotato1335]

If that’s the case then go to the office and be like ‘o i was sick in bathroom’

[@oluwoleayodele9875]

You realising you're screwed when you try this and your parents believe you, then tell you "I have to take you to the doctor's if you're sick."

[@oreocookie614]

This actually happens.. Me: "falls down" My P.E teacher: Your fine Me: scrapes knee My P.E teacher: Your fine Me: breaks leg My P.E teacher: Your fine

[@giraffehq7099]

Me : -Does the challenge- Mom : **Pulls out thermometer** My mind : Oh s-

[@bruh6556]

GiraffeHQ play. Some basketball

[@rebeccareisdorf5429]

Saaaaaaaammmmeee

[@machi3362]

rest for an minute and try to get out in your house and do some thing like basketball and hang out with yourself to waste some time and when you go home if your mom ask you if you still feels bad say im ok now mom!

[@iirfaxxn3637]

Put your thermometer in a hot tea

[@mikemomichael2502]

@@machi3362 and that's why you should go with the puking approach

[@Fromthetrenches6370]

Ughh, guys... It’s patched...

[@G7Beats]

Dang. You gotta do it before you update. You know the developers are really quick at patching.

[@jesper6555]

aboodyri Gaming

[@dawsonawesome1503]

aboodyri Gaming lol

[@v4ni114citi3s]

aboodyri Gaming what's patched

[@bonnibaby]

SweetheartEvee Games its a joke about how this is Like a life exploit, like a video game, which usually gets patched quickly in video games

[@6xmaaaa]

I wanna stay home from school at least for 1 day. My mum can’t get fooled

[@bebsiboo2323]

I now 17 female once woke up when I was around 4th grade and knew that an important test was on that exact day. I knew in an instant that I needed to stay home because I was so unprepared that I became so stressed that my stomach hurt. So I decided to play sick to study for the late-writers. I changed slowly, caught a few times but the moment my mum gave me my breakfast, the stress of keeping my act up and the test became so much that I ran to the bathroom and threw up for what felt like hours. My mum instantly said that I was going to stay home and if she says something, it's like a rule from the bible in that moment. This went on for like 2 days in total until I wasn't allowed to eat sweets anymore and I wasn't complaining tbh since I loved the crackers I was allowed to eat instead. The only thing was that I needed to go to school since the late-writers had to write on that exact day otherwise they would get an F on the test. Me knowing what would happen when I woukd get a bad grade went to school and luckily got home with a good grade. My mum had a really bad day when I got my test results so it kinda saved my life then :]

[@allanaparker5027]

i’m not allowed to stay off school anymore because my attendance is like 57%...

[@Fidelitye]

Mine is worse. I did every trick in the book, my mom is now an expert on knowing if I am actually sick.

[@allanaparker5027]

The Gaming J.D mine does that too 😂

[@user-hv3yn2lo6l]

yup, same :,) I missed a week of school and I got anxiety because I’m going to school tomorrow. I missed a whole week and I still have anxiety and stomach pain.

[@angehis4163]

How the HECK! Between grade 6, and 8 I have missed 1 half day. So I missed like 3 hours! One day, I actually threw up because of food poisoning from chucky cheese, and my mom said "okay, you are still going to school, you will only miss school if you throw up at school." *w h a t*

[@crapstar7774]

Yes.... Lol me...

[@jaylasun1137]

Him: you don’t need school! Me: I wish he was my dad.

[@eommajinnie8121]

BTS Astro and NCT Stan yes sisss

[@ilovetvd4326]

i wish i had my dad

[@kambreejackson751]

Tᴀᴇs ʙᴏᴏ bruh no you don’t cause he knows all the tricks

[@gamingangel4749]

Milena's World damn rip

[@emileystaniford4655]

But then he will know when you're lying

[@Wyattthegoat07]

Thanks bro you a life saver

[@brendanmurray5062]

Nowadays just say i cant smell or taste and they will think you got the vidddd brooo then youll be gucci

[@beautifulgirl1tttw3r97]

I am trying everything to skip the school

[@godnina7020]

uhh same sis

[@charliegiles5627]

IF your really desperate drink salt water.

[@votsl]

@@charliegiles5627 why

[@lemon-km3xl]

ll Doubles it makes you dehydrated

[@votsl]

@@lemon-km3xl oh

[@sioux8124]

me: *has panic attack and cries all night* my mom: ur fine get ready for school.

[@lowkeystudios5026]

Oh my..

[@bubblegumplays6687]

Why is this my mom summed up in a comment

[@Realityisnot2]

@@bubblegumplays6687 same

[@traceythreadgall1921]

I literally have this problem I could be coughing up blood and my mom is like ur going to school!!!

[@Elle-yk1ee]

Same

[@layanalbachri9952]

Thank you i skipped and the day i skipped was supposed to be super stressful but now i can deal with the stressful stuff next week!

[@FBI-A16]

Thanks dude i need to skip school tomorrow just for an unfinished project for TLE

[@mariana2442]

I did this and my mom still made me go to school.....

[@groot4207]

Worked out soo good... In 4h im going to a doctor

[@urmomisaworkofart6534]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooffffff!!!

[@chloesmirh4127]

Ugh you might get caught doctors are smart dude

[@coffee_gachalife4013]

OOOOH

[@squidwardstitties5866]

Honestly my mom be doin tht shit I be scared asf knowin damn well I’m bouta get caught 🤣

[@thatonegirl4253]

šAndii miš know what is the doctor gonna say😂 ?

[@thereallilhindi]

GREAT VIDEO IT WORKED WONDERS ON MY SKIN lmbo

[@ILacey]

Bruh I'm watching this on a Sunday cuz I have 4 projects due tomorrow and I didn't do nothing 😂 I'll tell u if I could successfully pull this off