How To Make A Room Full Of Happy People Turned Mad ?

[@mayfaith7963]

“I hallucinated a cake fight and assaulted a baby” That’s a new one

[@sunshineblunts]

I’m still in stitches at that story 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@israelperez6730]

The amount of second hand embarrassment I felt hearing that was extreme

[@twinaquapisces]

Not only that but the person was 6 at the time

[@erenyeager1660]

I would do that.

[@TonyStark-vq9uu]

@@bigbootyjudy439 to prevent world war 2

[@beans3669]

Bro, it goes from “we found somebody’s dead body in 8th grade” to “ we ran out of beer”

[@doctornotprofessor]

i love how short "we ran out of beer" was yet how much sense it made

[@exception2676]

timestamp?

[@charlesds1234]

@@exception2676 25:42

[@r.ordinary189]

I felt that

[@dani.2479]

yep, beer is the life-blood of a bar

[@gracetreichel1973]

The best way to anger a group of Alcoholics: run out of beer.

[@VoidRavenXD]

I've got one: A couple days ago, at my school, we had the entire field closed due to construction. Everyone was unhappy until the teachers announced Boys vs. Girls dodgeball. Everyone got really exited. We all got lined up on our sides, when the teachers started giving the girls advantages. It almost ended in a full out riot, with every 6th grade boy screaming "EQUAL RIGHTS! EQUAL RIGHTS!". Reports on the incident went to the principal and we are still yet to hear about the situation.

[@gary9689]

What were the advantages?

[@theairisamagician830]

Whst

[@aidensayshi]

@@Sandwich1-akp lol

[@fimelsin5308]

@@gary9689 some times to throw with your off hand, and so on as ppl say.

[@ZizixxSamurai]

@@Sandwich1-akp Mr. Faithful surely does deserve having this name.

[@glenngriffon8032]

Story 66, i feel that one. I hated having to go to the hospital so often for my bad heart and poor health and when I was 9 I finally understood heredity and decided that I would not have children because I didn't want to pass on my problems to someone else like my father had done to me. I got a lot of family members talking about how they couldn't wait to see what beautiful children I would have at every family reunion but I always made it clear that I didn't want to have children which was swiftly followed by "you'll change your mind". Family members, teachers, coworkers, everyone said that i would change my mind because I would just not be able to help myself. Fast forward, I'm 39, i have a boyfriend and still no children. I'm treated like the black sheep pariah of the family. No one talks to me, i haven't been to a family reunion in decades. I'm 41 now, still no children, still no regrets about my decision. Way i see it, if those people will only like me if i have kids then I'm better off without them in my life. They aren't family, just relatives.

[@arona6692]

I am so sorry, your relatives are a bunch of morons... I recently have the same kind of concerns. I learned from my mom he was diagnosed with a genetic hereditary medical condition before I was born, never told me and still refuses to tell me what it is just out of spite. Apparently I can't get tested in my country if I don't have proof I might be at risk for X genetic disease. Problem I can't tell wich symtoms are caused by the disease from the ones due to other stuffs he has (heart problems, anorexia) and of course there are the ones he makes up for attention ! So I don't know if something is wrong with me or how bad it is or how bad it could get for my children. I think until those questions are there I won't have children.

[@nevaehhamilton3493]

The truth is, a lot of adults see children as status symbols instead of individual beings with real human emotions. They don't care about the mother carrying the children or the children themselves, they only care about the status being a parent gives them. That's why so many of these people believe in anti-abortion and forcing women to have children of their own. Having a nuclear family is essentially a mark of a true American citizen, and these beliefs are not only outdated, but they're also kinda dehumanizing. They want children to succeed, but not because they love them, but because they want to mold them into the perfect ideal image of an American citizen. If your relatives see you as a means to gain a trophy that they can brag about to their equally-as-shitty friends, then they don't deserve you.

[@duckonthecall65]

Dude’s parkour skill: ➡️↘️⤵️

[@V1rt1go]

Fr

[@Opinare]

no it goes like this: ⬆️↗️➡️↘️⤵️⬇️

[@naikoruu_]

fr, im literally getting a headache and it worsens every time he falls off🧍

[@werenostrangerstoloveyoukn7204]

@@ddthebreadslayer793 🤓

[@elia5841]

@@werenostrangerstoloveyoukn7204 only gen z people say that

[@DrToxicology]

I’ve got one!: So one time I was at my dads,he didn’t have much food and anytime we went grocery shopping he would just get things he would like and would not really ask us if we wanted anything. Our (me and my brother) mom had learned about this and had sent our grandma to give us groceries. Our dad didn’t seem mad but as soon as grandma left,he yelled at my brother for wanting chips. The mood in that room went from “is he mad?” to “…” This story has a happy ending tho,my mom was worried about what could happen while we were there and came and picked us up,to make it better. We took *our* groceries with us.

[@lillyvandendikkenberg7569]

A kid walked into a room full of actors (including me.) kid yelled "SWEENEY TODD SHOULD'VE JUST SEARCHED ON HIS PHONE IF HIS FAMILY WAS ALIVE" The room quickly turned into raging children yelling " *IT WAS BEFORE THE TIME OF P H O N E S S S* "

[@beastmaster0934]

Kid’s a madlad for doing that xD

[@gljames24]

Also you can't really just look up that kind of info.

[@lavenderotaku2481]

This is why you don’t tick off the theatre kids. Lmao.

[@TimBurtonPrincess]

Liking this cause I freaking love Sweeney Todd

[@admiralfurret]

The time we had halloween party and i dressed as a thok from bionicle, a creature with pale white skin, sharp fluorescent white teeth and red glowing eyes. And the moment i walked into the room everyone gathered to talk about their costumes... The power went off in the entire building. It was 12 AM. When everyone walked around the school to find the breaker box, i approached the group in the costume. Imagine 30 stressed people seeing glowing sharp grin with Red menacing eyes, approaching you and laughing.

[@wingdingfontbro]

Oh Jesus Christ that's a Halloween to remember

[@cuteanimatic5919]

You my man are a legend. My choice would have been Zaktan

[@terraimn2629]

My choice would’ve been Tahu, but I respect that

[@TifTafsArtsAndCrafts]

Amazing!

[@melaniemartinezfans-n6t]

nice

[@Swifteri]

I'm a part of a marching band, we had just finished marching at Texas with only one meal throughout the entire day. It was midnight and we were 4 hours away from our school, but before we left Texas, the bus I was on broke down. We were originally very happy to have done a great performance and finally get to go home. Once we had gotten news that our bus had broken down, our directors told us that we would have to cram into the three other buses. The buses were filled, and about 20 people including me and my friends did not have any seats. We had to sit on floor of the bus for 6 hours, since the extra weight on the buses must have slowed the engine, and it started to pour heavily outside. The temperature dropped to a little over 30 degrees very quickly and our once cheerful friend group who were happy to be getting home slowly turned very aggressive and depressed including me. On our first hour, we tried getting some sleep on the uncomfortable floor, I ended up getting lucky to get 2 hours of sleep throughout the entire day. Most people didn't get any sleep at all. Throughout the rest of the bus ride, the bus started to get less sanitary and people littered on the floor we were sleeping on. By the end of the ride, we felt like we were slowly losing ourselves, and we considered we were losing our minds throughout only 6 hours. It's crazy what tight spaces and little sleep can do to the human body. It's hard to explain but we're still not sure if we've recovered yet.

[@1ndiebird]

ah yes the life of a band kid

[@Gearshoot]

The Drum Corps experience.

[@StrikerALX8]

I am so sorry

[@DestinyDW]

'I hallucinated a cake fight and assaulted a baby' Omg, i just about broke my ribs laughing

[@whirrrl]

I got one: (This happened in Portugal) Small festival near my home, everyone was having fun, famous singer *was supposed to* go in for the show to sing as had other singers done for the past few weeks. The thing is, when she got there everyone had been waiting for about 3 hours. She got there at midnight when most people had already left, sang 3 songs and zoomed out of there. Needless to say, her limo was destroyed from everyone throwing rocks at it. A girl ended up getting hit with a rock in the head, getting into a coma and later dying. The insane part is that my town is the calmest place you could ever think of, everyone knows each other and you would never think things would get this sour.

[@jecka1021]

Omg I think I remember hearing about this!! (my family is Portuguese but we live in the US) That poor girl.

[@standupstraight9691]

well, you know latinos.....

[@KeikoChan1991]

@@standupstraight9691 what? Portugal - Latinos?

[@standupstraight9691]

@@KeikoChan1991 yep, they gotta be lumped in there somewhere.

[@KeikoChan1991]

@@standupstraight9691 you know who Latinos are und where Portugal is located, right?

[@SeaGreenBoii7643]

My personal experience of this is oddly wholesome, It was in a fast food place, I think specifically taco bell, and there was an employee with special needs who was a bit of a public celebrity for how sweet he was, one day I was in line looking at my phone, when a man began to argue about how slow the service was, the employee came out, curious about the sudden noise and the man instantly caught sight of him and redirected his insults towards him, using a very colorful and terrible vocabulary, and the man was almost instantly forced out of the place, the people who were eating instantly got up and shoved the man all the way out of the store and they told him if he comes back he'll get jumped, which I know people didn't like break anything and it's not a negative story really, but the mood change was crazy to witness

[@Kool-aidz]

My older brother's 5th grade graduation. The principal of the school had a speech that literally went on for over an hour. Finally she went to take a breather, and so my dad took this opportunity to start a slow clap. By then there was around 70 parents and relatives clapping. Once the clapping died down, she continued the speech. I wasn't there, I was still in school that day. But my dad told me everything, and honestly, I don't feel much shame.

[@rockingamingwiththesahit2145]

It wasn’t that bad.

[@Bravo20]

I don't think this fits the question

[@littlebitlost547]

20:15 This. This is everything I needed today. A true supervillain and I am living for it

[@lechking941]

OH GOD FUCK!!! ya now i know what ya mean fucking WONDERFULE

[@igobyfewnames1104]

Once I turned a room of sad people mad. I was at a funeral, and I hated the lighting there. So, obviously I confronted everyone about it. I wasn't allowed to many funerals after that.

[@Justalittledumb2]

“Listen I know your husband just died but this lighting is ASS”

[@igobyfewnames1104]

No a close family members son died.

[@igobyfewnames1104]

Still the lighting was horrible.

[@zawarudo1161]

Interesting priorities

[@davidssubwaycookies190]

@@zawarudo1161 ikr

[@dawsiana1003]

I got one actually : In 6th grade we were happy that the last class of the day was practically free time due to us having a substitute. The kid who was always asleep, rude and got low marks suddenly pulls a steak knife on the two most annoying classmates. He didn't hurt anyone he just threatened them. The entire class was silent. The sub was an elderly man but he immediately got up and called the office. The part that made EVERYONE MAD was when it was time to go home, the principal fid her usual afternoon sign off and said everyone can go home except our building. I say building because it was the "magnet " building that was secluded from the rest of the school. There were six classes and two at the end of the hall were special education. A few of the special ed kids were scared and you could hear some of them.

[@3113mac]

"Edward Cullen is better than Batman" Me in 2022: wait a minute...

[@blackknight6757]

LMFAO

[@K1llerD0llz]

I have the absolute perfect one for this. It was my first year of highschool (Freshman), this was literally the first day of school. I was nervous but excited to see old friends from the year before from Middle School. The announcements come on, people are quietly chatting with friends when the tone of the announcer goes serious. They explained that a student had just died the night before. She crashed her car on purpose, committing suicide. Everyone went dead silent. Us kids just looked around at each other in horror, some students started sobbing, just now learning of their friend’s death. To make things worse, the teacher of the class kept bringing it up during class and even brought it back up everyday that first week. Needless to say, he remained to be one of my least favorite teachers that year, he was weird and insensitive.

[@Nihilistic_Arsonist]

A goth talking about someone being weird and insensitive 💀 you can't make this shit up.

[@crowofwisdom-iu9ih]

Closest thing to this is when I was hanging with my brothers which I was barely ever able to see then suddenly my mom told us all to come down to the living room we get there and she announces my grandpa passed away from stage 4 cancer... You could believe everyone I'm extremely sad and kind of scattered off to their rooms

[@beastmaster0934]

I’m sorry to hear about your grandpa.

[@angelbb8195]

May she rest in peace and you be comforted God loves you and sent His only begotten son to die for our sins so we may live and not die God bless you

[@sebby324]

In a lesson at school Teacher: “ you can call your parents I just got an email saying your all going home when this lesson finishes” Me and everybody in the class: **happy** Somebody in class: “why is school suddenly ending?” Teacher: “a water pipe has exploded nearby and killed a construction worker and now the school has no water so we need to close to save water for full time borders who can’t go home” Class went sad after that because a guy died The guy in this video who hallucinated the cake fight should probably see a doctor

[@nuzwo2723]

One time me and my friends (small group of people, just around 5 or 6 of us) were hanging out in a room and playing a game where we basically asked questions and named who was most likely to do whatever was in the question. There was a twist, though - the person who was most likely to ___ would leave the room and not get to hear the question (it was a whispered game and only when they left would everyone reveal the question). There were some fun, ordinary ones like who was most likely to fail at video games, etc. but one guy who apparently can’t help being sexist asks, “who is most likely to rape (me)?” And the next guy, for some reason, answered another guy. He could have answered me and I didn’t have to hear the question but I guess he wanted me to hear it. There was lots of uncomfortable laughter from him when he revealed the question which makes sense. So basically, sexist dude who I thought was friendly jokes about raping me in front of my group of friends. The mood went down really quickly, and we don’t really talk to him anymore.

[@eveerust]

30:52 That Grandpa was correct, he thought his family was drowning and NOBODY even offered him a ride? I think that G-Pa was a hero

[@shotguntony4730]

This is more my mom's story than mine but still: So while I was upstairs sleeping at my friends house all of the adults are having a party downstairs. One of the parents was a war vet or something (I don't remember all the details) and while they were playing cards and having a good time he had a violent PTSD flashback and apparently pulled a knife on everyone. The cops apparently showed up and had to use their tasers on him. Again I was asleep during all this and I probably got some details wrong but yeah. Hope he's doing ok.

[@AzureDrown]

Bro really went from someone getting shot in the head by accident to "we ran out of beer" 💀

[@jafie4787]

In 2019 my grandfather passed away around Christmas. Everyone was super upset, including my older brother and sister who were way closer to him than me or my younger sister were. We drive out for the funeral and everyone is there. People I hadn't seen before or in a long time. I have an uncle named Donny, cool dude and very chill though I don't speak with him often. His wife is insane, I genuinely see pain on Donny's face every time I see him that she has caused him because everything she's done over the years. Cut to a service before the funeral where we got to see the body. Bertha (Donny's wife) walks in and is talking about stuff that has no correlation. I don't mean she was talking about her life to those who asked, I mean stuff no one wanted to hear. I'm certain she actually started a conversation with my mom about her sex life while they stood over her father's body. Needless to say it was pretty poor feelings about her, but to top it off she sat on the couch in the middle of the service room and put her legs up. That's not the issue, the issue comes when everyone, including 12 year old me that this nasty woman has attended the funeral with no undergarments on. In one second she flashed the entire grieving family and acted like it didn't happen. I found my older brother a few minutes later having a breakdown in the other room due to the loss of our grandfather and the shit she was doing. To this day anytime she is invited to stuff I get a feeling of anger and hatred to the stuff she does. I truly feel bad for Uncle Donny. Edit: changed the names because I used real ones because of my anger towards big Bertha.

[@MeowthRocket]

25:41 made me laugh because of how quick and brunt it was..... and honestly, right now........ I NEEDED that laugh. Thank you whoever ran out of beer.

[@AWholeLegionary]

I've got one: (names used are fake names to protect privacy) Played my first ever game of DnD with a bunch of friends, and friend of mine I will call Dave, invited his friend I'll call Jack. None of us really knew Jack well, and he's the problem player of the story. I was super into furry culture at the time and I had made a fighter, a female fighter that was an anthro white wolf. Everyone was fine with it, Dave had a wizard he named Gandy, designed after Gandalf. Jack played a paladin named Jack, a self insert. The DM I'll call Jen narrated the adventure, or would've. So as soon as we started in the tavern, a mysterious traveling merchant would act as a quest giver, voiced by the DM. Our first quest was a training quest, we fought a few bandits to be sentenced to death and ended up killing them. After the training quest, we went back to the tavern. This is when the problem happened. Jack would suddenly be getting all sexual to my character, wanting to lay her. That was when the group went from smiles and laughs to discomfort and annoyance. Dave promptly ousted Jack since Dave had the experience with DnD. I hadn't played another game and never came to the next session because I'm too afraid to dip my toes into DnD again. That's why I play Battletech now.

[@randoobo12reee2]

I nearly stopped playing dnd after like my 1st few sessions cause we found out one of the guys in the group raped a girl in our grade, in the same school as us. A lot of us were actually pretty close with her. None of us talk to him ever, I feel vomiting whenever I see him.

[@Smashface_McBourbondick]

That's a fair reason to be hesitant to play D&D, but you should keep in mind that the game didn't cause this behavior, I'm sure that Jack is just as creepy in his daily life.

[@mateocabral1660]

Once i was at a quincenera, everything was going spectacularly until 2 men started fighting. It was broken up and everything resumed as normal until one of them went over to one of the open bars and punched the bartender. The party was almost instantly over and the police ended up being called.

[@beastmaster0934]

Did you find out what the fight was about?

[@Sakuzyoi]

I'm honestly surprised I haven't found anyone talking about how crazy and fucked up the birthday cake one was, that was soo left field, I had to replay it twice just to make sure I heard everything correctly. what a terrible way to find out you suffer from hallucinations.

[@colbylawson5331]

Lol I've been waiting for this moment. This is something I've never told my grandmother or anyone else for that matter. So, when I was 17, I went to a house party that is about 5 blocks from where we live. There wasn't anything bad at the party, unless I missed something which I don't think I did. No drugs, no alcohol, nothing that could get us, our parents, both in major legal trouble. It was one of my friends' friend's birthday party and my said friend asked me if I would come over to celebrate. I said to myself "Hell yeah, why not?' and told her I'd go to her friend's house to celebrate her friend's birthday. Went over there, drank Kool-Aid, ate some cosmic brownies and for the most part had a great time. Then... my friend started walking, stumbling over, and pretty much losing her balance frequently like she was drunk. I got a bad feeling and decided I wanted to leave because I do not ever want to see prison, and with a house party that has a birthday girl walking and talking like she's drunk as a skunk, it definitely won't fly by with MPD officers. But, just as I was about to book it, I smelled something weird. At first, I ignored it and tried to continue on my merry way to the front door. Oh God was I in some serious shit. I walked into a wall of STANK. I'm talking ass on a farm, sweaty armpits, _and_ Taco Bell booty stank. It. Was. BAD! It was so overwhelming, I collapsed to the floor _twice_ trying to leave the Party. I even tried putting my coat over my nose to block the tsunami of raw disgustingness, but it went right through my coat. I turned around and what the hell do I see? I see the birthday girl opening the gates of hell and releasing the largest hounds I've ever seen. She SHAT her brains out on the TABLE This wasn't just some long log either, it was a small family of 5 SPRUCE TREES COMING OUT HER ASS! Before everyone found out what was causing the smell to unfold, everyone was arguing with each other left and right, accusing each other of having stinky booty holes. The arguments got so bad, that two groups of kids fought. The fight was broken up, but a lot of people left. I left without saying a word to anyone about it. The kids who were late to the party, asked me what happened. I told them to ask the kids who are leaving, and that I was just walking by and never joined the party (after the shit I saw, I didn't even feel like explaining it to anyone). I don't know what ever happened to the birthday girl as I lost contact with my friend and her friend after that, but I imagine the fallout was pretty shitty, pun intended.

[@BananaTrooper3650]

The way you worded it though.

[@Nihilistic_Arsonist]

💀 the f*ck did she ate.

[@KnightTechStudios]

Just last summer I went to the local fair/carnival with my fiancée and extended family. My soon to be sister-in-law's diaper bag fell off the stroller without anyone noticing. The fair was shut down, evacuated and the bomb squad called in. Needless to say all they found were baby supplies.

[@kylephan1895]

I got a good one: we were art class and the “cool kids” joked about one of my friends’ sister when she got molested by one their dad’ friends a few days ago. Me and my friends (there were 14 of us and it took up over half our class). The rest of the class went silent knowing us took that joke person. So at the end of the day we jumped him, crush his bike, destroyed his bag/textbook and yeet it in a river near by and make sure he go home with just an underwear. FYI this is back in Viet Nam when I was In 8grade and his parent did come to school try to confront us but the story came out and their son vs 14 of us is the war they can win but that is also the battle they can’t beat so no one got in trouble.

[@Ihateanimalloverstheyareshit]

If he was an ass hole so you are grouped up against one and feel proud of it . If you are so pissed face him on one

[@juicyfruitsnacks6751]

i dont like that u said yeet

[@DeviousDustpan]

If anyone else’s school did this, two classes, my class and my brother’s class had a contest for who could bring in the most good bank items. Winning class gets a class party. Anyway, my class supposedly wins when the teacher of the other class reveals to us that they had been deceiving us and we didn’t win the class party. Everybody absolutely lost it because class parties are rare and sacred to us. We still might have a chance but I now know not to trust my brother or my other teacher.

[@sanityimpaired]

The pizza story reminds me of a thing. Working in a Dell call centre, on New Year's Eve. I always worked holidays because they paid 2.5x, so two shifts was a week's wages. We were told by management that the cafeteria would be making a luxury dinner for all of us as a thank you, so none of us brought dinner. For some reason, the cafeteria staff actually served it at noon, and then went home with no dinner prepped. It wasn't noticed until 5 pm, and nothing was open, not even the pizza places, so more than a hundred people worked until midnight on empty stomachs. We all got paid 5x rather than 2.5x for that shift as an apology.

[@adrianalopez-uu6ym]

Mine is that we were all there to see the gender of my sisters baby and then they told us that the baby couldn’t be born bc there was so much wrong with her and we all just kinda looked around in shock and then cried

[@gooseducktunguska425]

Sorry

[@dingdongdropdead]

molly pfp! also holy shit

[@dezzcashews8424]

@@dingdongdropdead bro he’s literally talking about having to put a baby down and your obsessing over their pfp 😐

[@dingdongdropdead]

@@dezzcashews8424 i said exactly two words in relation to the pfp

[@leonrussell9607]

Safest gender reveal party

[@TotalyAdSafe]

"SEE. Dan here has been banging my wife for the last 6 months" That Groom literally exposing them at a wedding is such a fucking power move and I love it

[@LynnetteJJW]

I was a witness to this. Some years ago at … well i dont want to say where cuz i think one of our english teachers had become a vtuber … highschool here in japan, during lunch in the cafeteria, a group of kids that made up of the meat heads, tall laid back type, and really any boy that wanted in, surrounded an underclassman and started pushing him around. A bunch of us saw it and thought it was some kind of bullying or hazing. But it quickly turned out to just be a fun ‘pinball’ kinda thing, bouncing the kid in the middle very rapidly in different directions. We noticed they didnt push him too hard, pushed him in correct directions to avoid him from falling and so forth. The kid in the middle started laughing out too. Everyone was just having fun… I ultimately took it up as guys just being guys in their weird way. XD Then i hear one of the girls tell her friend to go tell… said english teacher… we all just watched this as entertainment. No one was getting hurt or disadvantaged. So the talking grew as lunch stretches on. But then that girl from before comes in leading, well idk, i only knew her as the part of the sports team leaders. Didnt know she was a teacher or what not. She yells out ‘Hey stop doing that to him!’ And the entire lunch room fell quiet. The circle-jerk as i was calling it, then stops and looks at her. She walks over to get in the middle and the younger boy looks at her confused. Then, the circle closes again, and they start to push her around but slower, the younger boy joins in. It was mostly quiet till the teacher start raising her voice to demand them to stop before walking out of the group. And out of the cafeteria. The circle-jerk disbursed after that and everyone went along with their day.

[@dauntlessasmr7910]

Got one! Place is out of business now. But we were a relatively small and close nit office. One day, someone with zero common courtesy decides to microwave fish as their lunch. Instantly killed the mood! Place stunk to high heaven. Even the managers, all older men, got seriously ticked off! I suspected it was a new hire but didn't mention that part. We had recently had a rash of new hires as back then, the company was doing well and needed more employees. Everyone wanted to find out who it was and beat them within an inch of their life. Thing is, anyone who likes eating stinky fish knows it's stinky. This wasn't someone trying a new dish for the first time. Thankfully for this individual, no one found out who it was. Many of the new hires actually turned out to be lazy low-lives who were soon fired. No one microwaved anymore fish. While there wasn't a new rule passed. Everyone understood that fish was not allowed in the microwave.

[@SheruMuko]

Not technically from happy to mad more like shocked to more shocked for this one. Five of the most popular girls at my school asked me out at the same time in front of my classmates. I rejected them all in a heartbeat. I didn’t mean to silence the room.

[@ericb3157]

this reminds me of a "not always working" story: the bosses say they made record earnings, thanks to the sales people, and are giving big bonuses...to the sales MANAGERS but not the sales PEOPLE! yeah, most of the sales department quit within a week.

[@crustaceanfrustration1446]

5:13 “Hosted a super bowl party in Seattle” Me: Huh.. That’s nice.. What could possibly go wrong- “2015” Me: *..o h..*

[@adriennedoggy1926]

I have one So, my parents are a little bit homophobic and use the f slur a lot. So my family is all joyful because my cousin came out as gay. My dad ruins the moment by saying “Wow, another f slur along with my daughter” me and my cousin and the rest of the family raged. I Have never seen a room go so sour so quick. His sister sent him home. Also, I have tried confronting my parents about this, and this is there response always: “Well, when we were younger, it was okay!” Or “ Your generation is too sensitive!”

[@triforceofpowa]

The irony of saying you're too sensitive about someone's sexuality is ironic as fuck. It sounds like they are the sensitive ones, literally getting bent out of shape for someone being gay hahaha

[@ninjireal]

I can get being crude with jokes, maybe a little touchy, saying too much, but any respectable person would not double down on such a joke and apologize profusely having made anyone upset.

[@s.p.d.magentaranger1822]

I'm glad that the rest of your family had your back ♡

[@Nihilistic_Arsonist]

You're parents are cool af 🤣

[@unnamed_idi0t]

28:17 really hits different since most of what I've known is Auburn losing at football lmao - An Auburn Fan

[@Mohammed_Aly]

This story that I am gonna say is "What's the nicest thing you have done that helped a lot of people?" So many years ago when I was 11 or 12 or 13 years old, I was on a vacation with my family, we went to a tourist village where it's always quite, clean and lots of greenery. We go the the swimming pool everyday. The swimming pool is built at the beach, not near the shore though, I was sick that day and couldn't play with my siblings in the pool, the showers there were not working and that bothered me, anyways I was at the fence watching the sea and people at the shore while getting some fresh air, I glance to my left then see a hose shooting out water into nothing or the sand then I was like "great, what a waste of water" then it clicked int my head "oh yeah, that should work" basically I got an idea to take the hose, drag it to the showers and place it on top of the shower so it can act as a shower. After I finished doing that, the pool was closing so perfect timing, my siblings got out and took a shower from the hose that I placed on top of the broken showers. After we all finished and were getting ready to leave, I look at the showers and there was a line formed of a lot of people wanting to use it and seeing that my idea worked and helping them really was like one of the best feelings ever 🤩. Then at the car a guy was walking near us, looked at me and said "Yo there's the shower inventor" we all laughed then left to our room.

[@DukeTheMonkey.]

Noice

[@BananaTrooper3650]

Wow

[@Herowebcomics]

Wow! That stuff is crazy! People have to be careful!

[@Astral_Drago]

My grandfathers 80th birthday party. Everybody was drinking and chatting when all of a sudden we hear a loud crash, my grandmother had fallen into a china cabinet and the glass shattered. It’s also pretty important to note that she had just gotten out of the hospital and a recovery home after she fell and punctured a lung and the nurses at the hospital put her on meds she shouldn’t have been on putting her into an almost coma like state where we weren’t sure if she would be okay, so needless to say this worried everyone immediately.

[@Boxacheeseballs]

At a Christmas party with the extended family introducing everyone to my new step dad. Everyone was happy for my mom and her relationship. My step dad and mom had been together for a year or two but hadn't been introduced to the whole family yet. One of my aunts asked me what I thought about my new step dad. Queue stupid 5 year old: "He hits REALLY hard!" The room went quiet as all my uncles and cousins stand up in unison and begin giving death glares to my step dad who was dumbstruck by my exclamation. It was supposed to be a secret that my step dad was a handyman and had remodeled the Master bedroom's bathroom by himself. I was impressed with how he could knock down a wall with a sledge hammer, and was eager to share how impressed I was. Everyone had a good laugh after the confusion was cleared.

[@katsuo3228]

Over the years, as I've done this several times I feel uniquely qualified to answer this question. It's about knowing the crowd. In college, I was once hanging out with the philosophy buffs after class and I just mentioned god. It was gorgeous how they lit the fire themselves. Every family dinner, I make a middle ground remark about some political nonsense and watch the family tear itself apart. Spent a day with my girlfriend and her friends. Some of them were hardcore feminists. So I just mentioned the wage gap and boom 15 minutes later no one was talking to anyone.

[@neizanmendez6317]

Bro's devious 💀💀💀

[@charathedemon5939]

In 6th grade, my teacher was gone for a while. The principal told us it was because the 7th grade English teacher died. That 7th grade English teacher was her mother. When my teacher got back, there was a kid that was messing with her. All the other kids were defending her. I didn't really react much, but kept watching. I can still remember and hear what happened. The kid said "why are y'all defending her so much?!" My teacher broke and yelled in sorrow and pain "Probably because my mother just died!" The room was quiet and everyone was mad at that kid. The kid was forced to stepped out and my teacher stepped out as well. I never saw that kid again. I hope my 6th grade teacher is doing well.

[@imbored457]

I once had a 4 hour delayed flight, and didn’t even get to my destination in time to do anything before the next day. I got a new book though, and it’s one of my favorites

[@LASAG0N]

6:04 same story happened in Russia in Kazan, it was because of shooting in school 175, i found out why only when i came back home.

[@Cheezy006]

Top 3 most soothing voices on KZbin 3. Markiplier 2. LockpickingLayer 1. Mainly Facts

[@MainlyFact]

Appreciate it

[@cindersamurai7795]

you forgot to put YourNarrator in there

[@dibuhostreet9578]

"Edward Cullen is a better character than Batman" They never saw the plot twist coming. LOL!

[@dinotamer4006]

How does one person hallucinate a whole cake fight

[@plasma.sucks.at.gaming]

Some people can have Schizophrenia, which can make a bunch of hallucinations

[@livonian_knight9351]

> I hallucinated a cake fight and assaulted a baby. What the f**k, this is wild- they do something to the cake or what???

[@jade_colored_glasses]

Story 19 is messed the hell up that statement Truly hurt me it hurt because me (7) and my older cousin (9) where groped and SA by our older cousin (16) for years we were kids what the F

[@wyattworks1984]

Technically a airplane is just a giant hallway on wings

[@Yessica.haircut]

What the fuck was that dude on to hallucinate a whole entire cake fight

[@Romanji]

"I'm so sorry ma'am we've stopped selling the Nacho Fries™"

[@factz124]

You can just shout "Amogus" in class.

[@MainlyFact]

huh ?

[@factz124]

@@MainlyFact i unfortunately know that from experience.

[@tfcshortsnon-official7283]

@@factz124 This kid in my school (think he has teretts prob) yells among us like every 10 seconds. It honestly is hilarious cuz if you arent paying attention and it gets somewhat quiet you can always hear a distant "amogus"

[@Nicolas-L-F]

@@tfcshortsnon-official7283 that's actually funny, I just imagined what you just described in an exam situation. I know for a fact I would have a laughing fit and would have to leave the classroom

[@mochadragon26yt2]

17:36 gorrila gives a shit-eating grin to a crowd, ig. i personally think this joke is hilarious

[@theduckthatiswatchingjimmy5472]

heres one. i was at a bike jump competition they had a redbull truck/dj booth pumping music with free beer for everyone was an absolute vibe. so halfway through the day one of the pros goes for his run and on the second jump right infront of everyone he goes for a HUGE backflip no hander (an incredibly hard trick for my non biker readers) over sends way to far and under rotates so we watch as he falls head first from almost 25 feet. yeah he was fubar. no one really wanted to go again after that

[@vixstix]

Story 21 killed me HUBBY WAS TAKIN A DUMP😭

[@marktheprussian]

For me it was last year in my senior year of high school. We were talking about transgender stuff and the teacher went on to pick a couple of students on which we all had to vote on like a scale from 100% male to 100% female. After you got ‘voted on’ you got to say where you would put yourself. Whenever i came around, the class voted me on like 90% male or something (thankfully, i take pride in being a man) and i said well i’d put myself on 100% male, i dont understand this thing, you just stand here or on the other side, its just biology, right? (Mind you i did maths and sciences, so biology is very important to me) I looked around while saying that. Everyone went super silent, especially the girls in my class, my friends were laughing tho after a bit and looked at me with respect. I dont care what you think but that was the funniest thing i’d seen in a while. Their faces were absolutely priceless. The next couple weeks the teacher specifically asked my opinion on the rest of the subject so that there would be more perspectives, even though she disagreed with me. She was a great person that understood everyone’s reasons, probably one in the top 3 teachers i had.

[@TakayxJay]

6:10 Imagine someone in the comments asking what that had to do with anything.

[@lordinquisitor6651]

Got one: At a Christmas party, a dude in our development team made some transphobic comments, to a co worker, (my girlfriend, who’s trans). Never seen a room turn from happy to murderous so fast.He got fired over this (He actually got indirectly yeeted out of a window).

[@matteofazio7845]

So you have a boyfriend. Nothing wrong with being gay bro

[@quinnception631]

​@@matteofazio7845no, they have a girlfriend,as they stated

[@TheNamesREID]

6:09 I just got SERIOUS chills, and I wasn't even part of that...

[@Godzilla_ultima_real]

I was in school and we read a poem about a boy and his dog you can probably see where this is going then the boys dog got ran over and the mood changed to a very sour mad tone and there was crying to I've never seen the mood in a room change so fast

[@dirkapitated]

Was the book called Love that dog?

[@Godzilla_ultima_real]

@@dirkapitated ye

[@dirkapitated]

@@Godzilla_ultima_real yass I read that in like 5 or 4 grade

[@Godzilla_ultima_real]

@@dirkapitated in reading it in 6th

[@Gabronthe]

17:20 yeah eating poop is called cargovore and people are unaware that Great Apes do it and we probably did it as well.

[@morselunatic]

a few weeks ago I was working at a disability service event for children and teenagers, we were finger painting and my immature friend who also works there decides to make a joke about putting a hand print on someones ass, then someone says theres children here and he says "do you know what the f word is" to a 5-year-old, I decide to leave out of embarresment, when I was finished adjusting my car I got out to apoligise and he moved the gear stick which made my car nearly crash into the fence and now we aren't friends anymore.

[@michaellorah9051]

A coworker got fired for falling asleep in his car on break (he had no prior write-ups, no verbal warnings, and had only ever called in two times in the entire year he worked there) a week after it happened. When it happened he was told to "not worry about it" by our lower boss. Lets just say, the entire warehouse was unanimously furious. He tried to fight it, the main boss (who is a company man) wanted him back and fought fot him, the union did everything they could to bring him back, but the company stuck to their guns. I honestly thought half the warehouse was gonna walk out when that happened. It was fucked up what they did to him. He was 19 and it was his first real job, and now he has this hanging over his head as his first working experience.

[@vasuvasu-vn2jp]

My entire grade was having a Christmas party and there was 2 rules nothing against the school rules or laws and once you picked a room to stay in you couldn’t leave. 2 people were wandering between rooms, was constantly told not to was warned and due to this party was cut short. The 2 kids were popular before and now no one talks to them this happened a month before

[@niety5914]

33:48, was not expecting to find my hometown here

[@Andimeane]

I spoke about a story of the principals children in another video (what's a ‘you fucked up with the wrong person moment’) so I won’t explain it again. About a month after I was expelled, they had an assembly because much more people began to get accused of things they didn’t do. They start talking about my story and my friend messaged me and told me to get my uniform on and come to school as if I’m late. 10 minutes later, I got in and walked into the assembly, got on stage, and spoke about the story of his son beating me up. The principal still had no clue about what happened in their bedroom, nobody truly did as I never told the true story I just spread fake embarrassing rumours about them. But during the assembly, I told everyone about what happened. Started it off funny and once I said what Kay (his daughter) and her brother did, they were mortified.

[@cjofulue5218]

Yeah I don't think I've seen that one yet. Mind sharing the abridged version?

[@Andimeane]

@@cjofulue5218 I was friends with the principals daughter and had a sleepover there. I woke up during the night and saw her brother playing with her ‘thing’. Never exactly told people what I saw, just said that I found out she had a sugar daddy and her brother had once wanted to date her. They found out what I said and got their dad to expell me.

[@oringinal_aqutilororinfors9667]

Wow,that is just-

[@lonelypotato4998]

Bro did not just say the D slur in a video 💀💀💀💀💀💀Bro why you think the mood turn sour? He said a literal slur don't say it

[@evelynellis1962]

I relate to story 66 so much. Everyone in my family has said "You'll change your mind" or "Well I said that too, look at us now" like jeez, they say that like all of their first kids weren't accidents, they just decided to have more after cause oh fuckin well. I'm not even good with kids, I don't wanna be near them for long periods of time, and I get irrationally upset and angry if they are too noisy with all their tantrums and crying so where in their little world do they think I'd be a good parent?? Even the thought of being pregnant absolutely terrifies me, no way am I going through that shit

[@TheSnakelord_]

Same exact thing with me. I have most of my future figured out, and no part of it includes kids or even marriage… it’s so annoying whenever I hear, “You’ll change your mind!” Oh no I won’t.

[@Anna-J0]

Same exact thing!! Also I’m on the autism spectrum and I don’t want to pass it on. Also parenting is hard enough. Imagine having zero ability to empathize with a child and then expecting them to be good parent

[@danuostret1900]

But not all kids have tantrums and cry that is just a stupid stereotype

[@evelynellis1962]

@@danuostret1900 That stereotype is mostly true. I grew up as a good behaved kid, I didn't throw many tantrums so I know good kids exist. But almost all kids I've actually seen or rather heard are just awful, hearing some snotty toddler shrieking their head off for several minutes over some bullshit from across an entire store or a different kid bawling in a restaurant cause they don't get every second of their parents attention is enough to ruin my night. I'm personally not putting up with that if I have a choice

[@danuostret1900]

I'm not trying to argue with your choice to be clear I just wanted to clarify that there are well -behaved kids as I am one myself ,i didn't throw much tantrums in my childhood ,just one when I was 4 years old but my mom really hesitated to explain that I can't pet a homeless dog ( they are really bad in my neighborhood)

[@limeyFox2921]

Ooh, ooh I got one! I got one! My library teacher was reading us a book where a guy found out about snow flakes are beautiful very up close. It was cool, when we were told that he died from a blizzard, one classmate said "yay!" I really hated her. She misheard the teacher and thought the guy survived. But hear stuff closely, and never say "yay" at a person's death.

[@ipop9443]

Bro you need to get better at parkour

[@lolfool866]

He sounds so much like Cave Johnson from the hit game portal 2 it scares me 11:03 😱😱😱😰😨

[@thebonedskeleton8007]

say nice if you're gay

[@epiccool4]

nice

[@PanicB]

@@epiccool4 nice

[@SunkyWithYoutubeAccess]

@@PanicB nice

[@stuffzyxk1446]

@@SunkyWithKZbinAccess nice

[@EpicgamerGTG]

@@stuffzyxk1446 nice

[@jedidiahlmao7646]

25:41 we ran out of beer. Got me laughing than the others 💀💀💀💀

[@HolyStarling198]

So In my sixth grade ELA class we were doing this project where we made an ad for a job as a “dragon slayer” and we had to write requirements, one guy said you had to be a dude, really only the girls that heard him got mad but still. sorta opposite of my last story, same year social studies class and EVERY guy (including me) got pissed the fuck off at every girl for being sexist as hell and cheating during a review game too, a lot of them were in my ELA class

[@indridcold8433]

I never enter a room full of people to find out what is going on. Crowds repell me, not attract me. Why would anybody want to be in a room full of people with the rampant spread of communicable diseases? People can stay away from me as well.

[@mommy2535]

I have a sad one idk if this goes with the room but it was a gc full of 12 to 15 year olds my little cousin was there she had heart surgery and had until Halloween to live, so everyone was having a great time me and her in the hospital for my birthday that was until she had trouble breathing then I saw her heart Moder stop and go flat it was hell she pasted away 2 month before her original due date because someone told her he wished she never survived surgery all because “she said a hatful slur” she was with me that whole day and I saw her texting saying how she felt uncomfortable about him flirting with her, worst birthday ever.

[@beastmaster0934]

I hope that bastard gets karma.

[@grayanddevpdx]

The way it happened is that one person in the room said your parkour skills are good. Also the students brother one was absolutely terrifying and the kid probably felt horrible because if it weren’t for them, their brother wouldn’t have came.

[@robosock8032]

Why are you so bad at parkour

[@villagernpc8868]

The wedding guy should’ve been “Babe. I thought that was you tho” and it would’ve been the best save in history.

[@duralektra8108]

Mine happened about a month ago. We organized a party with three friends where we would go outside, eat and drink all night long. We first had a taco at around 7:30 p.m. and then we went to get some alcohol at the supermarket not far from here. We took a 75 cl bottle of whiskey, and 6 beers, 3 with a red fruit flavor and three others at 11.6 degrees of alcohol, it was disgusting (it's amsterdam maximator if you want to know) and a cooler pack for the road. Around 1:20 in the morning we went to a place where we can see the whole city center, it was perfect. It was good to listen to phonk, until we started drinking. we start with our red fruit beers everything is going well, we finish them then we move on to the disgusting beers. My friend, who we'll call D's, had the ''good'' idea of ​​mixing his beer with whisky. He was euphoric at first then suddenly he started crying all the tears in his body about everything, that girlfriend, his school results, everything. Then my second friend, who we'll call M's, said, "Damn, I'm going to stop there myself", and not even two minutes later he was half naked in front of us jerking off. Suddenly me and the other guy have to bring my two friends completely stoned at home without making noise. We left the place at 2:30 and returned home at 5:45. And on top of that the bottle of whiskey exploded when we got home because it fell on the floor.

[@bucketman7984]

Story 57 really hits hard 25:41

[@eastfrisian_88]

I worked here in Germany for an American company and when there was particularly bad or particularly good news, there was also pizza. Once pizza was also predicted, it happened as also mentioned here and instead we were asked to be patient for half an hour, they would take care of the problem - because the mood was also really frozen at one time. When I went outside, I saw both receptionists and the site manager along with deputy in the team kitchen making covered bread rolls along with other goodies (veggies, meatballs etc.), so at least we got something ... later it came out that the boss called a big bakery in panic, then one receptionist went to the bakery and picked up 50 bread rolls and another receptionist used the company credit card to raid the wholesale grocery store for cold cuts, cheese, etc. Respect level 200 for management at that moment.

[@Guywithabadenglish]

"we ran out of beer" *silence*

[@HaloHighlightz]

How do you fire people during the holidays man Why are people rioting over Vanilla Ica 😂

[@randoobo12reee2]

Story 40, what a fucking hilarious way to turn everyone onto the wife and bestman. Also feel bad for the guy, that’s horrible.

[@Sanstheskeleton-wd9lo]

6:00 i'm sorry but this one caught me so off guards 💀

[@luhhnay]

25:43 That gave me what I can only describe as old primal shivers..

[@dollie.luv333]

When this group of teens in masks at Chuck E. Cheese put a kid in an animatronics mouth and he died

[@cobrajr188]

That Superbowl party in Seattle 2015 one hit home hard 😂😂😂

[@bigj1905]

6:50 In the legendary words of Peter Griffin: “Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!”

[@StarForce99]

"We've ran out of beer" *silence* Literally no explanation is necessary 😂