How to Make Firestarters That Burn Like the Fires of Hell

[@ModernRogue]

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[@ataphelicopter5734]

I’m so going to hell but I’m laughing so hard at _Jeremy Jepson_

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@@ataphelicopter5734 see you there.

[@sirlucifer8483]

And you will met me won’t you

[@jeff3k]

Chirzards poop

[@bravojr]

Oh yeah your gonna be Rich. RELEASING FIRE STARTERS DURING RIOTS ! ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

[@Darkios2000]

Jason and Bryan are the greatest example of "my last 2 brain cells"

[@smoove_]

I want to like this but it's at 69 likes

[@tomthetitan3697]

Brian*

[@edward9232]

I have 2 brain cells left and their arguing with each other.

[@tonyprice4259]

Mine are Gavin and Michael from achievement hunter.

[@mihan2d]

This should be pinned

[@kenGPT]

I miss the robotic voice in the beginning of the episodes.

[@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates]

Mark Zuckerberg has a life too you know...

[@edanc6799]

I do too.

[@addisonkennedy7111]

an Brians' Cause im a modern Rooooooogueee!

[@haxboi5492]

The robot passed away unfortunately

[@Nauj1017]

Same

[@meteormashup8497]

I would like to put forward the name Luci-fire

[@dmeemd7787]

😂😂 haha, that is SO F'IN GOOD!! 🤘

[@petersavage7904]

Shit the whole video I was trying to think of something for Lucifer

[@SerratedPVP]

It should come in a tin can with an easy open tab, much like a tuna fish can, because it will stay dry. "LUCI-FIRE The Original Canned Tinder"

[@Arrek8585]

Not to be confused with Luchi-fire! Satan's Luchador!

[@petersavage7904]

@@Arrek8585 yes

[@hulk239239]

Just a note, themodernrouge (ROUGE rather than ROGUE) website is being blocked by Malwarebytes for having viruses and malware, so don't try to test it.

[@tunderstorm2769]

wtf are you saying

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@@tunderstorm2769 the common misspelling Rouge in the URL will go to malware.

[@Techiastronamo]

They should just buy the themodernrouge domain and make it redirect to themodernrogue.

[@Volvary]

@@Techiastronamo Nah, make it mimic the Modern Rogue website but it automatically adds many spelling mistake on the homepage (any click on a link leads right back to the real Modern Rogue.)

[@richardpowell4281]

@@Techiastronamo They can't. I checked, its unavailable for purchase. Which means someone owns it. Probably the person doing the malware links

[@wilb0-]

Brian's Lame-Ass Conflagration 2nd Level Evocation Casting Time: 1 Action Range: Touch Components: V ("Go Away, Bad Guys!") S (Resetting the Injury Counter) M (1 and a half matches) Duration: 1 Minute Class: Rogue A boring orange flame starts from a pile of tinder set on the ground. All creatures in a 15-foot-radius sphere must make a Charisma saving throw. A target takes 2d4 fire damage and 3d8 psychic damage on a failed save, or half as much on a successful one. The fire ignites flammable objects in the area that aren't being worn or carried. After the spell's duration is over, the flame dissipates. At Higher Levels: When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 3rd level or higher, the damage increases by 1 die for each slot level above 2nd. The flame becomes a bright red.

[@combsmsb]

I love that rogue has only one spell on its spell list now

[@jessecapra2350]

Totally going to start using this lmfao

[@Sjoholm13]

Casting time: 1 round (at least)

[@leonidandanyabortsov5405]

Bet

[@AskAScreenwriter]

Ooh, good campfire story idea, about a ghostly killer that's completely invisible, EXCEPT whenever it's near, fires start to burn red with the blood of its past victims. So we know that as long as the color of the fire doesn't change from... wait... does that fire look like it's turning red or something? Is that just me? Is anyone else seeing that? Even scarier story: What happened to Jason's hair? Is the Mohawk coming back into style or something?

[@vargr777]

Yes mohawks mullets all those styles are back

[@shadowraven137]

I hate the fact that I didn't think of that sort of ghost story until now. As I have access to copper, strontium and a couple of other fun stuff

[@blackmarya]

Would be cool if the only thing you could see of it is it's shadow cast by the light of fire against the trees

[@Lizlodude]

Their neighbors: oh that's why this place was so cheap, they're trying to summon satan over there. great.

[@asbestosfish_]

“Beelzeblaze” seems like it would test well with the “Crazed Hillbilly Arsonist” demographic.

[@TheStrangerous]

My favorite demo.

[@BenjaminGierisch]

"It's 104F and the sun has already gone down" Texas in a nutsHELL

[@Barrillel]

I don't miss the heat but I do miss Torchy's :(

[@Tom-ok9zu]

I live one state away I know exactly what you mean

[@BenjaminGierisch]

@@Barrillel I am not really a fan of torchys but I only like breakfast tacos.

[@BenjaminGierisch]

@@Tom-ok9zu no I completely understand Oklahoma sucks 🤣😂

[@Barrillel]

@@BenjaminGierisch I'm bad, I really like the Trailer Park, but I do agree the best tacos are breakfast tacos.

[@tsmithkc]

Something BRIGHT RED created by M.R. and you guys DIDN'T call it "Rogue Rouge?" For shame!

[@ataphelicopter5734]

“Fire is friggin’ awesome” _The man is dangerous_

[@ataphelicopter5734]

Jason should run

[@karimahsan341]

Fire is friggin awesome tho

[@furiousgeorge4161]

The man wrote a book on it

[@carl3693]

Well slap my ass and call me a menace to society because fire IS friggin' awsome

[@lexiconn0gaming]

There is 100% a difference between coke and Pepsi.

[@petersavage7904]

A bit of a different but more between diet coke and Pepsi max also coke zero tastes like shit

[@Dr_Monitor]

There are similarities, but if you think they taste the same, it's just not true. Coca Cola has a "spicier" taste, whereas Pepsi is almost floral.

[@germanspacepug6373]

Yeah coke makes my teeth feel flaccid

[@masonjohnson9263]

One is bottled at room temp and one is bottled cold.

[@remen_emperor]

One tastes decent, or even good by most accounts, and the other tastes like the seat of the most popular equipment at the public gym when nobody has been able to wipe it.

[@dmeemd7787]

"What if we call it new coke! Everyone will love that!" 😂😂😂🤣🤣 Also, so awesome of you to put up a quote from James Randi! I had never heard that particular quote from him, either.. That is soooo awesome and hilarious 🤘😂 (deluded...diluted.. LoL)

[@skepticallypwnd]

Glad you dug it! - Editor of the Modern Rogue

[@Momma_Pitbull]

I had to play the chords on your shirt to see what Austin Texas sounds like before I realized that it was just A E A and then it occurred to me that.. that's the whole point. I am going to slap my brain.

[@MrSnazzleBox]

Last time i was this early Brian had human hair

[@JaredLil2000]

Lucifer’s Alexa; set lights to Brimstone

[@proudtitanicdenier4300]

Alex-satan. Great, I know.

[@washinthewind]

"Brian's Lame-ass Conflagration" is the name of my new SKA band.

[@geckoman43]

This has become my favourite channel. You guys are like the new mythbusters.

[@TheStrangerous]

Thanks!

[@quietvanish]

Me and the boys summoning satan to start a fire:

[@abasqanas1995]

I remember watching this quality stuff at like 100,000 subs and just wondering how ????? And now fucking finally at 1 mil subs I'm so happy for you guys you really deserve it ❤️❤️

[@crypticabyss1013]

I have been waiting for an upload, looking up the channel and refreshing every single day, and now, Fire

[@sigurdursine7763]

The difference between Coke and Pepsi is that Coke was produced in a time without mass refrigeration availability. Coke is meant to be drunk warm and Pepsi is supposed to be cold.

[@JaredLil2000]

It’s “Appolyon fire”. The Morning Star. Day-gone (Dagon, get it?). Dia-glo. Oh man, the puns are ‘legion’. 😎 I’ll see myself out.

[@Carbon2861996]

May-runes Day-gone?

[@Tunkkis]

When Jason said Strontium nitrate my mind instantly went to Strontium-90, a radioactive isotope of strontium created in fission reactions. Thanks, Michael Stevens of VSauce fame.

[@factahhh]

Also an ingredient in Nuka Quantum.

[@damianrex100]

WE NEED MORE IMPROVISED WEAPONS AND GADGETS!

[@lovewhitey2027]

Jump over to violent nomad he is brilliant ✍🏻🗣☠️

[@damianrex100]

@Macho Sancho the modern rogue needs more videos like this, for the warrior and scoundrel part of the rogue society!

[@silasbrusseau2495]

I was thinking zombie apocalypse baseball bats, then bet a pro to teach them to swing properly

[@emeraldbonk5368]

Brian's hair, oh lord

[@HonorThyTarkus]

An episode on self grooming for the magnificent beast in all of us.

[@driverjayne]

I mean to be fair, it's not his worst look lol

[@HonorThyTarkus]

@@driverjayne spikey skull scam school Brushwood

[@Borvboski]

I love it! he rocks that look.

[@BandanaGames]

I was stuck at home for a solid two weeks because of "The sickness" and you guys have made that time worthwhile. Thanks for all you do.

[@grayScaLe918]

there is actually a difference between coke and Pepsi, coke was developed before refrigeration and was originally meant to be enjoyed at room temperature, Pepsi on the other hand was created after refrigeration and was designed to be chilled.

[@BeffHenriksson]

I wanna see a R.G.B fire now, can you try with layers of different salts in the wax for "random" fire color :D

[@Tejvir7]

Do you know what rgb stands for

[@bufar]

@@Tejvir7 Ruth Gader Binsburg

[@crzyvaps]

Part of the ship part of the crew

[@MasonBassin]

@@bufar this aged well

[@bufar]

@@MasonBassinMay she be brought to peace

[@Kasum_ish]

This video is just 2 guys waiting for the fire to start glowing brighter for 10 minutes straight. This is definitely what I'm here for. I got no complaints whatsoever.

[@TheStrangerous]

Toward the end, it looked waaaay better in person.

[@bushidobrown9857]

"like a little animal crossing campfire" is still one of the coldest burns I've ever heard in my life

[@Cimlite]

Brian's Lame Ass Conflagration is my favourite band at the moment.

[@remen_emperor]

I'm convinced that anyone who thinks that Coke and Pepsi taste alike are the same people that think the diet versions taste just like the original product. You've got to either have the most dulled taste buds on this side of the pond, or you're a paid/brainwashed consumer. Considering how extreme the differences in taste is between regular sugar and the single note, hyper-sweet substitutions are, I'm actually leaning toward brainwashing.

[@leomadero562]

Ive heard some people say they enjoy the _difference_ between the diet and original. They like both somehow

[@silasbrusseau2495]

Fr

[@clintonleonard5187]

Brushwood's insistence on wearing open-toed shoes, no matter the scenario, is inspiring.

[@its_enel]

What.did.I.click.on. Commenting as 2 people laugh at fire...

[@MrJonLott]

"Head on, apply directly to the forehead." Jason doesn't know this?

[@siva11prasad]

That roast on Homeopathy was just icing on the cake ❤❤❤

[@lavishmongoose8410]

Ive never been this early to a Morden rogue video before

[@sarahlabbe9779]

Y'all should do a blue-green one, it'll show up a lot better on camera.

[@whollymindless]

I am going to have nightmares for weeks of Brian behind me cackling with sticks in his hands. ( "It's like the 'human blockhead," but from BEHIND." )

[@thatjokerperson7062]

Should have rolled it in tissue paper like a fuse and then placed it in the wax with cardboard

[@ZackBlackwood97]

Quarantine really got to Jason. The nordvpn promos have given us the Murphhawk hairdo

[@lucreziapretto7500]

Murphhawk, OMG, I wish I came up with it. Love it XD

[@ilichiregius2884]

Brian maniacally laughing right up next to Jason between 6:46 and 7:08 isn't very COVID-19 conscious... Just putting that out there.

[@davidkowalczyk957]

6:10 the fire was being produced by the wood which was laying on top so it suppressed any of the strontium flame from going up, after it died down though it was only the strontium, you could have put powdered strontium onto the wood and it would have worked better at the beginning

[@tiggalong227]

Mephistopheles matches “cause some times you need hell fire”

[@spv420]

Always a good day when you guys upload!

[@linnear8571]

nice to see that i'm not the only one losing my mind

[@cyanidepoisoning5627]

Torchys Tacos is as fire as these firestarters

[@bentramer682]

"Head On" unlocked memories i did't even know i had

[@Aramis419]

Brian, rocking the Adam Savage look.

[@mortalitydoesstuff8965]

Even in the fire hole when you throw one on top it's so bright it would light up a whole stretch of area around it, and it's basically a continuous flashbang for anybody who would be trying to attack your camp.

[@XandaPanda42]

I will like this video on the one condition that Brian NEVER laughs like that again.

[@jakek87ify]

Thank you for brining Head On back into my life.

[@lasgalon]

Brian "there is no difference between Coke and Pepsi!" Me "yeah there is one tastes bad and the other tastes worse"

[@kevp6488]

I remember Head-On. Even as a kid, I was looking at that commercial like "thaaaat's not a thing" lol

[@RocketsOfTexas]

When the phrase We Invented and The Modern Rogue are in the same video we know its a banger

[@silasbrusseau2495]

You guys need to do an episode on fighting with baseball bats, like breaking windows and making it look cool. I think it would fit with the theme

[@Prof_Griz]

Torchie's is great, and I'm glad to see their stuff in such a cool project.

[@danielstevens5082]

I love him standing in the background

[@KarltheKrazyone]

I approve of Jason's new haircut.

[@IvoTrausch]

Pro Tip: If you want true coloured fire, mix strontium chloride with 100% ethanol, or even better methanol. Methanol burns with a near invisible flame. So you'll get a bright red flame from the strontium. Also works with plain salt for bright amber or copper chloride for green.

[@UnofficialHaze]

No workshop needed. Beelzeblaze. *high fives Jason*

[@DJVevyVevs]

AS SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE COKE OR PEPSI, I CHALLENGE YOU TO DRINK THEM SIDE BY SIDE AND TELL ME THEY TASTE THE SAME.

[@arandomnamegoeshere]

I'm sure all beer tastes the same too.

[@bennyfactor]

Every time you guys say "Strontium Nitrate" in this I hear "Strontium-90" and, like, that would be a real Faustian Hellburst

[@Razor1rot]

Also how about the name "Brimstone Bricks" since its a fire starter brick from hell. lol

[@KasperMcKay]

I see that torchys tacos cup there. Worked for em for 4 years, ask to see the secret menu next time you’re there!

[@judekemp0712]

“Blaze candy sounds cool.” You know what sounds cooler? Killer Candy, available on Amazon now.

[@CameronM47]

Brian needs a haircut, he's turning into Ned Flanders.

[@tortle6497]

As a guitar player I love Brian’s shirt

[@straypaperplane]

personally, i would soak something in copper nitrate for a nice green fire, maybe a smidge of potassium chloride for a purple undertone. Although its been long enough since ive done a flame test that i cant earnestly say that they wouldnt completely muddy together wouldnt quite give the hellfire aesthetic that yallre lookin for tho, nice execution btw!

[@gourdguru]

"marketing to the goth crowd...that go camping" i'm goth as hell and love camping. i want this.

[@EdwardXVI]

"Chocolate and peanut butter together" -MRE flash backs haunt me-

[@christianbabin527]

7:03 sick unibrow dude!

[@adammartinez1764]

Plot twist: they accidentally opened the real gates of hell in the outtakes.

[@BlairBearStare]

Hell yeah Torchy's Tacos! I don't know why but using a Torchy's cup seals the deal that this is something for straight up combustion

[@Maninawig]

The secret to your success: Satan tried getting his copies of Brian's Fire Safety book and Jason's Biker Werewolves book autographed. He's a big fan of your work!

[@angelemmanuelperezmuniz1474]

This guys gave me an idea for a green flame candle. Thanks guys.

[@Dampfish]

"Headcrab: Apply directly to the forehead."

[@LeVideophile]

I use toilet paper rolls(cardboard roll that goes in the ♻️bin, not the full paper roll!!) and stuff it with the Dryers "mousse" (thing we throw in the garbage after few drying cycle.) 3 or 4 rolls starts a fire in no time. P.S.: 🤣Brushwood you are crazy 🤣 Godspeed to the whole team.

[@Greedsmith]

Hearing all the names that they come up with made me wanna try some to, I came up with hellfire

[@damianrex100]

Soo, we still need more warrior videos!

[@Chris-wp8po]

Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society...

[@f1rehawk99]

During the intro I'm going to guess that you just threw in a bunch of lithium into the fire to make it super red.

[@TheGreatMunky]

Dante's Candles This blaze truly is the Modern Rouge.

[@000haker]

I'd recognize that Torchy's Taco cup anywhere, man its been too long since I had some, good stuff right there.

[@junatah5903]

There is a difference between coke and Pepsi, coke has a more tangy taste and it lingers on your tongue while Pepsi is a more mellow and smooth taste

[@gryphonprovenzano3156]

In this episode Brian is the one who goes crazy, and Jason is freaked the F out. I honestly think Quarantine got to him

[@alexhallaway9348]

Why was there a dislike in the first minute of being uplouded THE DISRESPECT!

[@nasaboy87]

This would work as a good signal fire in emergencies. Brighter colors mean farther visibility for rescue units.

[@IndianaTony]

It burns a lovely shade of rogue.

[@TheStrangerous]

lol

[@christopherfrost8230]

Fire starter colored flame things have been around for some time. They use to sell quick start fake logs that people would put in to start a fire that burned red and green for Christmas and home made fire starters of newspaper and candle wax mixed with things like copper sulfate made great fire starts with cool green flames in the 90's when at big BSA events troops would show each other how to make them.

[@tylerm124]

You should make hobo fires. You take an empty tuna can cut a few strips of cardboard the hight of the tuna can and wrapup the cardboard so it fills the tuna can then fill it with wax. Its basically a super candle. I use them for cooking and lighting when I go camping and can't have an actual fire.

[@shabadooshabadoo4918]

Oh no, i finally put 2 and 2 together. Fire-eater, eats anything on command, cant tell the difference between coke and pepsi. Hes burned his taste buds off.

[@qwsxedcrfv]

I’m surprised that at no point was “brushwood fire” mentioned.

[@pixeldoor4792]

3:44 best tacos ever.

[@PrestonMcgill]

Faust’s fun flame furnisher for fires from Faust’s fabulous fun farm

[@welty69]

I use little ketchup cups with wax and sawdust or dryer lint.... along with a tiny bit of shaved magnesium and some road flare dust. it starts up nicely and can start a fire even in rain and can last for at least 10 minutes

[@ClexYoshi]

I was convinced before I clicked this that this was going to involve you two taping a magnesium strip to a lithium battery or some nonsense, but... color me surprised that you went with a slightly safer option!

[@medleyshift1325]

Rogues out there, pay attention to the color of the fire from the charcoal left after the logs have burned down, and you can tell how hot your coals are. Last night I hit a brilliant Yellow, But I've seen scouts get coals so hot that the flames coming off them went blue-clear.