How to make Goregrind

Andri teaches you about Goregrind. So (don't) get a bowl of spaghetti, a book of Pathology and body parts. Cause we're gonna show you the pop music of the metal world.
#Goregrind #ExtremeMetal #PagefireTutorial
[SONG]
Buy the song here:
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Stream it on Spotify:
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[DIV CREDITS]
Vocals by ethansmith_ on Fiverr:
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[CHAPTERS]
00:00 What is Goregrind?
01:51 What you need
05:50 Recording the song
07:57 The Song
09:58 The End
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[@NikNocturnal]

This video was amazing

[@zaqydafa9610]

Make video about learn how to Goregrind as well, Nik.

[@jeanpitre5789]

You're amazing Nik!

[@MetalKeith666]

You know goregrind?

[@CizerKedi]

Nik?

[@SlyHikari03]

Hi nik

[@captainnegativity9269]

"When I'm out of pepper, I use Grandpa's ashes." Thanks for the tip, Blastbeat Gourmet!

[@dr.greenthumbreal6203]

pro‘s and con‘s of this video pro: i know how to make goregrind songs con: i‘ve googeld goregrind covers.......

[@mimszanadunstedt441]

Doesnt get much more *creative* than that lol

[@brooklynnoe6492]

i think theyre both cons

[@jokihopps1267]

Just go to best Gore save images go to Photoshop and have fun and you got yourself an album cover beginning

[@samirm8433]

It wasn’t that bad?

[@np8139]

@Gospel969 Underrated comment

[@scissors6116]

"The band members of Carcass went on to make good music" *shows Arch Enemy* Funniest joke in the video.

[@petesmith9475]

ARch Enemy is just horrible. But hey, got to make some money.

[@EvelinaNinudottir]

Arch Enemy is great :)

[@dmoneyonair]

I like arch enemy since adding alyssa

[@thfleshmechanic7345]

@@dmoneyonair i liked them until they added alyssa

[@juli7xxxxx]

They're not terrible, but I doubt they would have any success if they didn't have a female singer

[@GixxerRider1991]

My early 20's wouldn't have been what they were without goregrind. I'm sure there are dozens if not hundreds of people in my old college dorms who wish they had never asked me what kind of music I listened to.

[@chewyiceman]

So relatable

[@Nickmusimiecconajmniej3znaki]

Goregeous.

[@ShuriBear]

The final goregrind song was the same as a normal full length goregrind album. You guys are pioneers!

[@Aaronian99]

No it wasnt goregrind. The song was still grindcore.

[@YPO6]

Progressive symphonic goregrind.

[@galosniper7010]

Goregrind is a lot more groove laden, and the albums are a lot longer

[@Cortex_311]

Great video! But there's just one error you made. At 9:22 you said "I sing about this for a living" when we all know no one playing goregrind is making a living off it

[@5amplewhor3]

Another one was when he said arch enemy was good music.

[@ElohimJim]

Too busy claiming benefits to actually work lol

[@stretchnutzog]

wrong

[@yasiem6245]

​@@5amplewhor3 based

[@MegaMegalomaniac]

Another mistake was saying that the lyrics are often racist. Racist goregrind? 😂

[@terraincognita9614]

"I can name every germ in my left arm *They all have the name Susan* "

[@KiKfilms]

While Stevie T no longer makes good parody how-to's and is becoming more and more boring reaction channel, you appear and save the day.

[@Pagefire]

That's why started this series actually, some of my YT idols stopped making content I was interested in. So I started making the content I wanted to see on KZbin.

[@diabeticmonkey]

The HeadBanger He is indeed the lamest of the lame. His “comedy” schtick is worn out and cheesy

[@dmoneyonair]

Very disappinting of stevie t. Also what kind if madman turns down touring with dragonforce?

[@godzillapunisher9912]

@@dmoneyonair he gotten anxiety.

[@Jebediahlouis]

Stfu he’s a great youtuber at least he has more humor than these other fake people you know it’s true he makes the best metal videos/guitar solos you’ll ever hear!! You need to rethink your life

[@able-fox]

This is the kind of quality content I thought was dead on the KZbins. Oh please, oh please do a "How to Make Prog Metal" video.

[@BrecMadak]

we have enough that kind of wank stuff that floats the whole metal scene and make it worse.

[@AndyBxHell]

Nooooooooo, that takes effort !

[@dmoneyonair]

De Bondt Andreas every episode starts with “do you lack musical talent?”

[@antimusictv]

Why not prog pornogrind?

[@4everBeaconman]

Pornogrind Next!

[@cryptomiller5747]

@Lord Hentai no the pitch shifts are higher in treble to intentionally sound dumb also slower simpler and more punk rock inspired sound.

[@cryptomiller5747]

@Lord Hentai One is intentionally trying to gross you out the other is trying to parody extreme metal to the point of pissing off reggie metalheads who don't understand the irony of the over the top style. I wouldn't exactly say they are the same. Listen Urtikaria anal, gut, methadone abortion clinic, sperm swamp and 2 minuta dreka and tell me theres no noticeable difference. Besides saying they are pretty much the same is kind of redundant when you consider they are all just variants of grindcore, like saying tech death and standard death metal sound the same, like no shit they do to a degree but there are differences.

[@whateveryasaypal5022]

@@cryptomiller5747 from what i've heard there is still not much of a difference of the pitch shifted vocals between goregrind and pornogrind, i've heard a couple goregrind bands that use higher treble pitch shifts like pornogrind, and goregrind is also known for having a more slow-paced, groovy sort of punk style than regular grind; although goregrind does have a slightly more death metal influenced sound (although not really, as the riffing is more punk than death metal; deathgrind is a lot more death metal influenced of course). i will admit i have not heard much pornogrind at all but from what i've heard i feel like gore and porno are pretty much the same musically; although yes the lyrical themes and intention behind them are fairly different

[@stretchnutzog]

Pornogrind pls

[@shagstars]

I made that music, its louder and distorted than any genre, its also more low fi, some use pc drums, lyrics about extreme sex mixed with gore and other gruesome acts as long you give it a porn tint.

[@immonkey2074]

The funny part is that this could actually be passed off as an actual Goregrind track on an actual Goregrind album. Great video

[@J0SHUAKANE]

Nah, too long, too slow, growls still arent low enough, this is some sort of metal.

[@AlfieForrester]

​@@J0SHUAKANEprobably melodic deathgrind or some shit like that

[@user-ol4dl9ks2o]

For some reason it sounded like early Cannibal Corpse Especially those vocals

[@konnorfoxworth9632]

Actually, for vocals, I say don’t add distortion in it. Just having clean vocals with pitch shift and fast flanger makes it sound like a really authentic, realistic beast growl.

[@22tfortnitevevo]

compress it until you cant hear it

[@DrakosLord]

I love that pause at the 05:37 just to make sure the point is taken

[@cliffs1965]

Me asking an internet junky friend that's into metal: "Do you like GoreGrind?" Friend: "Never heard of it. What's it like?" Me after a few minutes of thinking: "It's the Deep Web 🟥Red Room🟥 of metal!"

[@DenpaKei]

"Hack and scream but me be gentle" that's fucking poetry, man

[@alexhauptmann298]

damn. i think you're the first Metal KZbinr i've found who isn't an Edgy Centrist™. you. I Like You.

[@MocaRybnik]

That Gutalax show made me proud of my country.

[@Omega4z]

2:30 Why the hell Google considers Mayhem as a *GOREGRIND* band?

[@edmasterson4588]

what the hell is goregrind. guess i've been out of the "make up tons of names for similar genres" scene for a while.

[@muckiee]

@@edmasterson4588 he explains it in the video...

[@muckiee]

i guess chainsaw gutsfuck was the tipping point

[@jasonb4886]

Lmao

[@godzillapunisher9912]

Because of the infamous Dawn of the Black Hearts cover. It has gore in it, but they are not Goregrind.

[@CxCx4FxDx7DxDx1MxBx7]

I love how you took the time to study and acknowledge everything it takes to make goregrind the perfected ways they are supposed to be and add humor to it. Brilliant psychology. Goregrind is meditating. 👍🧘‍♂️

[@deaconschwarber5142]

you shouldn't be allowed to be near people

[@christhelostsoul9927]

Im a goregrind fan and i can tell you hahaha we don't take this stuff seriously its as a joke basically its like party music but for metalheads

[@archivodelmur4654]

Its the cumbia of metal

[@warprot521]

Just discovered the grindcore video and loved it, subbed for sure!

[@quantumhawk806]

I had the same today

[@vscitizen]

I wanna go back 10 minutes ago before I googled "Goregrind album cover" Now I need a psycologist

[@dougbennett8592]

Until then, have fun with the madness!

[@elkayezs8wslkwaterfountain826]

Welcome to our club

[@rauniwolf]

I work with that every single day.....help

[@tale7955]

Imma make a goregrind song that's actually very wholesome but since you can't understand the lyrics you'll think is about dead and everything. I just want to see the world burn.

[@jdrjdnjednemdnemndwmndemnd6669]

Lmao

[@mikemetzgore2712]

Dude, your songs always kick ass, while still being kind of a parody. I love it!

[@piroko13]

Worst mistake I made was to do that album covers search. Now I’m listening to some anime goregrind music and I’m liking it

[@chasepenny5534]

You guys have a bright future on the platform I can tell you put a lot of passion in your work by your editing and music production keep it up

[@billpeel4408]

Oh god you're right, Goregrind is just Grindcore for ancaps and centrists.

[@angelicremains]

I never knew goregrind had ties to right wing politics since i found goregrind through grindcore, and am a communist. i love a lot of goregrind, but because you cant find their lyrics anywhere, i never wouldve assumed theyre bad people. how can i look out for this sort of stuff?

[@giygas7392]

5:22, in case anyone wanted to see the blurred-out lyrics: Ghost busting makes my Live choices hard and bloody I'm gonna use a saw to cut some brains and eat their other brain Ectoplasm burns my hand, oh my darn Now I will take your hand and hold it on my local beach (Grammatical errors are not mine.)

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for as yet some unexplained reason I found your channel.....LOVE IT GUYS!

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I love these videos! Please keep it up, new favorite channel

[@abandoneduser5175]

Dude do you make AMAZING examples??🤯 its so fricken cool!

[@maenadofficial2753]

These lyrics literally made me cry of laughter and happiness

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Dude, you're hilarious and underrated 😂👌🏽 subbed

[@TheGuizmo11]

you deserve much more exposure, you are awesome

[@Sammy9262]

How to make goregrind: Step 1: throw a wrench into a washingmachine Step 2: throw the washing machine off a cliff Step 3: BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@QUK_DDCT]

I love those walrus vocals, hot damn

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This channel just casually doubled in subs in half a day

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He had less than 100 subs like a week ago really blew my mind how fast his channel grew.

[@Kim-ll1de]

This channel is so underrated

[@DailyAaron]

Funny as hell! Just subbed. The song was funny but damn it was good haha. Wish you made an album!

[@hartwinstein7434]

I really appreciate the Fact you dont be so deadly serious about BM like the most other Metalheads ^^ ! But i guess you have to add Warningsigns to your Vid´s because i nearly died from laughing about these weird Goregrind-Lyrics XD

[@Samcomply]

Making it pixelated is an interesting way of making logos, or artwork incomprehensible. Very nice!

[@khorinus7944]

Amazing! And funny as hell :D Also, that is some production value that like 100k+ subscriber channels have or even better! Which is what I wish for you! :) Great stuff!

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Your videos are gold, love the bass memes

[@bewitchedbanshee]

You deserve more recognition. Keep up the good videos man 🤘🏻

[@wheresthecat]

This is amazing. That song sounds like at least ten of my favourite gore grind songs, all by different bands.

[@llainen]

These videos are so entertaining! Hahah love it!

[@FxBrour]

Nice one man i really fell in love with your channel

[@Chris-mc2dt]

Lmao at 2:10 and 5:22 when the censoring goes away for a split second

[@death1971]

also on 2:44

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this is the content youtube needs lol. cheers from Minnesota

[@ZXChrisR14]

Hey you should do a How To Be Christian Metal video. On second thought, maybe not.

[@ExplizitDuester]

Just change Satan to Jesus in the lyrics. Bam problem solved...

[@quizarorobzaqu8558]

Demon hunter is just Christian industrial + ramstein + slipknot

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Thats breaking benjamin

[@deathhzrd]

Please please please make more of these!!!

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These how-to videos are hilarious. Please keep making more of them haha.

[@stephenjacobs8500]

I think some of the most ironic comedy here, is that a lot of the songs you come up with actually sound good, lol.

[@RewindingsForLosers]

I was excited for the new video! But was not in the mood to throw up. Excited when you blurred the pics! 😆 I can handle some of that stuff but my mind isn't there today. Haha Great video!

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ONLY 7K SUBSCRIBERS??? WHEN I WAS SUBSRCIRIBING YOU I WAS LIKE WTF 7K??? THIS GUY DESERVES 1M

[@shannonm.townsend1232]

That Lymphatic Phleghm-esque bass git on your finished track was a beautiful thing

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[@ZXChrisR14]

Yeah. Pretty much nailed it. This is the stuff I subscribed for. I’ll never eat spaghetti again.

[@andrewjacks2716]

"The only thing stopping you is your imagination." That got a hearty chuckle.

[@furlag2]

The whole series is a pure gold 😍😍😍😍

[@pierre-philipper.-gauthier2146]

I STILL read ''Arianal Grande'' on that sign dammit, still a good Goregrind band name tho, just make it unreadable

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"how to make pig noise" for the next time, pls

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I enjoy your "how to" series- MOAR!

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Awesome again!

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Very funny video and explanation of one of my favorites music styles. Keep on with your good work. I subbed your channel today.

[@Omega4z]

2:10 if you put slowest speed you can see the image

[@staticsyndrome2011]

why does every single song you make in different genres absolutely slap?

[@IOxyrinchus]

I love Death Metal but I just don’t understand how people can enjoy goregrind (also, that goregrind parody at the end had me in stitches)

[@archivodelmur4654]

Its a fun stupid genre basically.

[@the_eryn8336]

I like how when talking about getting an artist with a gore fetish its just blurred pictures of lobsters

[@littlebear2477]

Hey man great video! Informative

[@littlebear2477]

I actually liked the song at the end. Oh well

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This is my new favourite thing to watch with beer in the evenings!

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Goregrind: there's only pig destroyer that makes gory disgusting lyrics poetic. God are these guys awesome

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This channel is comedy gold!

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nine seconds in and i’m laughing my ass off keep up the good work!

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More of these PLEASE

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Wow you are blowing up man! When I subscribed to you you only had 200 subs and now you almost have 6k and this is just the beginning!

[@sunnowo]

7:04 the pitch shifter and flanger make it sound like a flushing toilet. Like this is no insult the similarity is uncanny.

[@d1sappeared0]

Слишком хорошо звучит. Звук должен быть таким, чтобы казалось, что это записано на 2 стаканчика соединённых ниткой

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helped so much❤❤

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Another hilarious and edutational tutorial!

[@jokku]

Funniest thing is how accurate is this.. :D Love your videos man!

[@kkatsa]

Such a nice song mate

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Before your channel explodes, im gonna get in before the 5000 sub club

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Genuinely funny and you actually know what you're talking about, Sub!

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[@paulnash9851]

ANAL GRENADE is a great band name ! Wish I'd thought of it first. I'll have to use bum-dynamite instead.....

[@eldenhor4767]

as Rigor Mortis)

[@hartwinstein7434]

how about "Torpenis" or "Razordildo" or so

[@asusmctablet9180]

My band's name is HITLERCÖCK

[@deathstar7766]

Bum Dynamite is Hilarious!!!

[@nomore570]

Tnt colonoscopy

[@smajee8]

You guys have got to be some of the best musicians in the world.

[@MatsFinn]

AWESOME

[@colemarie9262]

* taps upside-down pot on kitchen floor * *"........................we're poor."*

[@Omnigrotesque]

Super funny! XD This way even Goregrind makes fun.

[@Pitaponpon2010]

"Under The Sea is a Goregrind Masterpiece!" Me: WTF?