How to make Unblack Metal (Christian Black Metal)

[@christophchristoph6720]

So instead of burnning churches they build them?

[@batsardcat3285]

Oh my God it's perfect

[@frodosfrostbite]

They just playing the burning church videos in reverse. It’s about a church that put out it’s own fire and re built itself

[@incognito3862]

@@frodosfrostbite bro, this is fucking hilarious

[@BrazilianImperialist]

@@incognito3862 No

[@Korgon2013]

Yes.

[@jimtguitarist]

trve chvrch

[@Pagefire]

Shit, that's better...

[@benzelns]

Gonna start saying that one now

[@jimtguitarist]

Jesvs ov hell

[@brainchan960]

T-shirt logo idea!

[@niekkabiongan4162]

@Blue Beary, that sounds like a good name for an unblack metal merch

[@BootsThaRareBirb]

- Makes Holy Unblack Metal - Wears Venom shirt But hey, you have money for makeup now.

[@michaeljameskeating1348]

Perhaps there was irony there you missed

[@tobiasgerhardt7604]

1

[@BootsThaRareBirb]

@@michaeljameskeating1348 It's a joke.

[@michaeljameskeating1348]

@@BootsThaRareBirb Fine, perhaps I missed the irony, lol

[@kaisu5582]

I hate how great you are at this. I adore you.

[@VelhoTeste]

Ah, yes, Unblack Metal. When you scream and play so loudly that your neighbors think you are summoning Cthulhu but you are actually praising the lord.

[@nathanielbaker6884]

the cthulu lord

[@ThatOneGuy7550]

[Satanic, evil voice] WHERE ARE YOU MY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD

[@absolutedisease1699]

Cthulhu IS THE Lord

[@RollSoup]

@@absolutedisease1699 if you have heard the call join the cult of Cthulhu www.theofficialcultofcthulhu.com

[@gman0047]

Haruhara Haruko or maybe doing both

[@macias7125]

Using the "Biblically accurate Angels" as an album cover will make it that much better and more brutal

[@davidhunter2393]

Agreed

[@Frickdisaccount17]

Yes

[@sabershenanigans]

So glad I was able to leave the 69th like on this comment 😅 And yes, biblically accurate angels would look metal as... Well, not Hell... Metal as Heaven, I guess?

[@xsystem1]

clever idea 😅

[@Tetragrammmaton]

Yeah, I'm, now recording my own kinda unblack stuff and using drawn by myself ophanim, or like catolics and orthodox name it "thrones"

[@viscountrainbows6452]

-Y'all mind if I praise God? "Go ahead Björn" -*Crimson Moonlight begins blasting* M⊕r✞iS

[@thanebear]

I was thinking CM this whole time, Dude, our band got to play with them when we were young, they shred pretty hard. Drummer is unreal.

[@texmexlex1539]

@@thanebear that’s awesome !! i love crimson moonlight

[@remhawk73]

As Christian finding any genre of Christian rock that does not suck as is the kind of miracle I look for.

[@erectiledysfunction7993]

Crimson moonlight, Horde, Antestor and Skald in Veum are the best bands in the genre

[@WTfire10]

Impending Doom, Demon Hunter, At the Gates

[@die4grim]

firethrone is great

[@AutismoInternational]

ecclesia

[@grrrr255]

Reverorum ib malacht

[@notimportant3033]

"Mom, can you give me guitar?" "To play black metal?" "Yeeees" *actually plays Unblack Metal like a boss* *"Bible time"*

[@lineofyellow5208]

Christian black metal would go well with Doom since you're killing demons

[@klyk69]

Christian death metal

[@orwellmushaikwa2591]

Crimson Moonlight is considered Doom metal before unblack, so that's pretty accurate.

[@shivamordhaus9586]

Um no do not kill a masterpiece of a game like doom with anything that isint mick gordons

[@1995.hondacivic]

@@shivamordhaus9586 wellllll about that. The doom eternal soundtrack wasn't mixed by mick gordon

[@ramonw9430]

@@orwellmushaikwa2591 True, but these dorks are talking about the video game.

[@DRABOL88]

This time they could afford makeup. Blessed shall be Patreon.

[@williamthebadgerwilliams623]

The bibble summarized by metal heads might be the best thing I’ve ever seen.

[@smygskytt1712]

yeah. I want that as a separate video.

[@Blarmenify]

The braggiest socialist lol

[@zoezoeflex]

the BIBBEL

[@silentmotoristmedia6710]

For real. That was worthy of a stand alone video.

[@k_dawg7475]

"Some stuff happened"

[@Goniloc]

I heard the word "Christ" and I came a-RUNNING 🙏

[@Sir-Thrash]

Nice to see you here

[@childcemetery9937]

waiting for bastardized history of unblack metal now

[@pipino1313]

i want bastardized history of unblack metal right NOW

[@BigCleverName]

Oh hey I know you

[@ch1cky_br1ky27]

So when should we expect to see a Bastardized history of unblack meta videol? BTW your my favorite metal KZbinr

[@jacobpartin4553]

No ones gonna talk about the brilliant puppet show

[@floydsghost]

I know! Right?

[@ChesterRico]

Holy fuck that was so good.

[@RyuakiraX]

It was amazing and should be used again

[@alexguadalupe9682]

I laughed uncontrollably at the 1st Nat 20 recorded

[@masbucket3083]

It reminded me of what’s in the Bible

[@significantdosh4854]

As usual your "joke" song absolutely slaps

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

That's a lot a Australian currency there mate, gis us some a that mate eh??

[@ThatOneGuy7550]

Finally a Pagefire video that's family friendly!

[@icepick3528]

As a Christian, I'm concerned about Jeffs' soul.

[@icepick3528]

@James McKnight No

[@timothyissler3815]

To be fair, unblack bands like Antestor, Crimson Moonlight, Pantokrator, Horde, etc. are actually really good.

[@BroadwayRonMexico]

Hesychast is one that not enough people know about

[@Jesus_loves_you2004]

Pantokrator is one of my favorites❤️🔥💯✝️✝️✝️

[@igvandeventer]

If you haven’t listened to Within Thy Wounds, you’re missing out.

[@oceanlindgren9540]

The upside down cross symbolism in black metals always been weird, considering its just st. Peters cross (he was crucified upside down)

[@flavortown3781]

I always figured it was a joke tbh

[@lamentis3025]

To annoy the christians that have no idea (but think they do)

[@EinFelsbrocken]

In the end; dont forget: even if you truly think youre worshipping Satan; it makes you a believer in god; and it makes you a Christian even. Just a member of a sect with abrahamic and monotheistic roots. So yeah...

[@blargkliggle1121]

Only a tiny percent of the scene are satanists, it's an outlet for outcasts and those rebelling against the hypocrisy of the "faithful".

[@ActionCow69]

@@blargkliggle1121 and even at that, satanists vary a lot. Only a minority are theistic and worship a literal satan

[@LordPhantom777]

Haha I’m so glad you made this video, man! I’m in a Christian Black Metal band myself. It was a good laugh

[@PuresG1ft]

Lord Phantom Why?

[@LordPhantom777]

@@PuresG1ft Because I feel like it

[@bobesponja7791]

Name of the band?

[@LordPhantom777]

@@bobesponja7791White Fog :)

[@bobesponja7791]

@@LordPhantom777 in my watch list now,thank you for the music

[@drageben145]

Unblack metal is what happens to you when you love black metal, but listen to powerwolf ones

[@nickkohlmann]

Powerwolf is fun

[@daredonny22]

I am able to have Powerwolf and Darkthrone in one playlist. Powerwolf is fun and it was one of the most important bands for me when I was getting into metal

[@nickkohlmann]

@@daredonny22 I am able to have Black Tongue, Jinjer, Deftones and Tool in one playlist

[@drageben145]

@@daredonny22 i can have Darkthrone, Windir, Powerwolf, fleshgod apocalypse, behemoth, exc in one playlist

[@LordVader1094]

I love everybody trying to flex by using the revolutionary concept of having different bands in the same playlist, lol.

[@Iraxvii]

I'm so glad that this genre exists, because I like the aesthetic of black metal, but I'm a man of God...

[@mihneamihail7068]

literally me

[@mojmirstudios]

Same

[@konnorrockkonnoisseur4970]

May God stay with you all 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@quandariousgooch2163]

I don’t think god will mind if you listen to the music that has satanic lyrics as long as you don’t worship satan

[@solidstorm6129]

Totally understandable.

[@playstationmetalhead2182]

Suggestions: How to make....pirate metal, kawaii metal, Viking metal, pagan metal Edit: By the way I didn’t even know Varg got banned from KZbin...I don’t follow red on Varg that much cause behemoth is pretty much my favorite band in that particular variety

[@thesupremenecroticdakimakura]

@@blakeavila4409 binge-watching Babymetal and Necronomidol videos for days on end

[@LaYamiUwU]

@@blakeavila4409 The laughs we can get dude. UwU

[@playstationmetalhead2182]

blake avila...just to get Andri to do another weird metal genre...I basically just searched for the weirdest metal subgenres and picked among those he didn’t do yet...nothing more nothing less.

[@LaYamiUwU]

@@blakeavila4409 Also they made J-Metal mainstream and something that gets way more attention than it did way before

[@thesupremenecroticdakimakura]

@@blakeavila4409 pffft nah, Babymetal are just an idol group. If you want something actually original, BiS did it.

[@daskraut]

"upside-down crosses being upside-down" that was gold!

[@Beanmachine91]

st. peter's cross is not evil lol, st. pete was crucified upside down (by request) because he said he was unworthy to die like jesus

[@scarycleve4266]

After listening to some Unblack metal, I gotta give it credit. It’s more listenable than 90% of Christian rock.

[@klyk69]

Try the Oi! band Jesus Skins, they make good Christian rock

[@Metalkid1500]

That’s cause it’s black metal, and black metal is far superior to contemporary soft rock

[@ongzhengjie924]

Christian rock is good too check out whitecross

[@Insertia_Nameia]

That's because most Christian rock is just people stealing rock songs and changing the lyrics to be Christian anytime word like hell or Satan are involved. Those 3 verses about mass murder and eating babies? Perfectly okay as is because they dont mention the devil.

[@thomasrevill7723]

Andreas as a youth pastor is possibly the most terrifying thing I have ever witnessed

[@AnCapDanny]

I love this lol. Unblack metal was actually my introduction to extreme metal. I remember being a Christian metalcore fan as a teenager and was checking into Underoath's Cries of the Past album, but ended up finding Cries of the Haunted by Slechtvalk as a search result. If it wasn't for bands like Antestor, Slechtvalk, Crimson Moonlight, Divine Symphony, Exousia, Cerimonial Sacred, Horde, Fire Throne, Frost Like Ashes, and Evroklidon, I don't think I'd be listening to, the often much better, secular/occult bands now.

[@offcyclops]

thank you for the list!

[@justahobo2823]

This channel is such a gem , thanks man

[@tylerworrell4446]

As a Christian metalhead... This video is absolutely hilarious! Hail Jesus!

[@jakesmithsonian388]

Christ is King ✝️

[@guywhoasked6046]

I listen to death metal and black metal, all yet Hail Jesus

[@jakesmithsonian388]

@@guywhoasked6046 sure, why not

[@Odinsson90]

As Belphegor say in their song.. fuck the blood of christ..

[@SJKlapecki]

This is the complete reverse of when I was in Catholic school listening to Ghost

[@anothermiddleschoolburnout8816]

He Is. The Christian sounding song that's lowkey about Satan.

[@OakRichDey]

Please keep varg coming back as a constant joke that was funny as hell

[@MayBeSomething]

As a Christian who loves metal (mostly power metal), this was hilarious! I knew Unblack Metal (or White Metal) existed, so it wasn't a surprise to me to hear about this, but it was still a treat to watch the video! Not the most theologically accurate, but I'm not here for Biblical accuracy, and you're here to make funny (and mildly educational) music content.

[@RealNordmann]

Finally, I might be let back into my local church.

[@jeromelalmojuela5572]

When you love black metal but also you don't wanna give up church and go to hell 💀

[@ThisIsLaCrow]

I lost it when he first said "the bibble" 😂😂😂

[@electromancer2645]

I lost it every time he said it

[@nuffsaid0]

"Friendship forever we will stick together" - was it a dragon sound reference? Hmmm.

[@incognitadocolegio9737]

I can see God's power in this video, Jesus gave you the makeup you couldn't afford in the Regular Black Metal video

[@felipeporcelli2455]

The bibbel explanation was so epic, mainly de sickle and hammer at jesus's hand

[@br00tald00dle]

"this says the bibbel" YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!!

[@theotherfanboy]

Obligatory "I'm a Christian comment" This video rules This channel rules Antestor is good No I'm not being ironic

[@KhayJayArt]

Kay

[@jesseedmondson2861]

manofdeculture anteater rules

[@jesseedmondson2861]

Antestor

[@theotherfanboy]

@@jesseedmondson2861 Yeah brah Anteaters do rule.

[@matthewellis9889]

Beat me to it! 🤣🤣👍.

[@cameronwilson1378]

"They said my music was fire" XD XD XD XD. Btw i love how that corpse paint looks on you. awesome

[@irishjoe2941]

I wanna Carry all the chairs for my fellow Christian girls at my church listening to this!

[@gjrojas]

🤣🤣

[@skeletonkiss1112]

My church has a talent show. I'm gonna cover a Christian black metal song and pick up some Christian girls with my very Christian music.

[@Terminator-ow5oe]

I'm christian and i' m not offended Every neckbeard atheist reading this: *EXTREMELY CONFUSED SCREAMING*

[@Doktor_Jones]

weirdo

[@Terminator-ow5oe]

@@Doktor_Jones 500 i.q. Argumentation

[@nou8968]

You forgot a great inspiration: "THE SACRED INQUISITION"

[@PuresG1ft]

NO U *spanish

[@MrSmiley81092]

Because turned him to a unicorn. I’m dead 😂😂😂😂

[@arise8078]

Honestly as a Christian that listens to black metal, I approve

[@nadirmir4821]

you know what the christian version of venom would be named? antidote! please laugh.

[@gabrielmesones1123]

I'm Christian, and I love black metal and loved the "black" humor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣! Thanks for making this video!

[@BenjaminOommen]

Hello becoming the Archetype fan!

[@gabrielmesones1123]

@@BenjaminOommen hello good music knower stranger! Glad you notice my perfil pic, I love those guys... And it seems a new album is coming, so IM REALLY HAPPY

[@BenjaminOommen]

@@gabrielmesones1123 celestial completion is one cool album bro. Love it. Wait really? I spoke to Seth( rhythm guitarist) two weeks ago since I was purchasing some t-shirts and he never mentioned anything about an album. Do you have a source? Thank you

[@gabrielmesones1123]

@@BenjaminOommen well Jason Wisdom shared a picture of a musical studio on Ig, and they talked about the possibility on a Podcast, so I'm praying for it to happen

[@BenjaminOommen]

@@gabrielmesones1123 oh yeah, that's from wisdom's solo projects. He has two. Death Therapy and the reversalist. I think they're deathcore bands, pretty good I'd say. Sadly bta are not making any new music and their hiatus is permanent.

[@edwardowen8896]

this is the highest budget yet and it shows. DAMN this series is getting so much BETTER

[@simondanielssonmusic]

Could we just take a second to appreciate what an improvement Pagefire has had when it comes to editing these last few videos?

[@wallaroo1295]

Allow me a little bit of an "old man" moment here: In the late 80s/early 90s - when our parents were going through the "Satanic Panic" - a lot of times, we were *forced* to listen to "Christian Metal." Intense Records was legend with us, and yes - many of the bands on Intense Records were providing "the Christian Alternative." Tourniquet, Deliverance, Vengeance Rising, Mortification - and... since they changed their style, which is why they made it - the *only* Intense Records bands to actually hit mainstream, and stay that way, was P.O.D. Anything deemed "secular" was like facing a wall, and screaming at it. Pointless. "Take your "Christian Metal" and keep it inside your headphones." was what were told. Our parents, the "Boomers" were caught, full on, in all the horrible, and abusive things, they did to us before they "found Jesus" - and in keeping with that "redemption" Boomer Generation standard it was all about them. "Holy fuck we have been horrible parents... we should undo this with Jesus. Do not as I do, do as I say. Be punished and condemned to eternal fire and hell pain otherwise. Evil - unwanted - children!" Pay attention to the psychological cycles, and you will know where we are today.

[@warrenoids]

Idk how someone can call a children "unwanted". They didn't even ask to be born.

[@RogueBoyScout]

LOL, Americans be crazy....

[@wallaroo1295]

@@RogueBoyScout Every country has it's weirdos, that ain't just an American thing! 😄 [But, I tend to agree - we have a particular kind of weird in the US, a lot of it associated with our Liberties and Rights. - I guess that's what happens when you are the freest nation on the planet... you get plenty of weird to go with it.]

[@mileshill7196]

Hey Pagefire! Jesus man!

[@DRABOL88]

I see what you did there ... ;]

[@JoshRiffMonster]

I have been listening to unblack metal for 8 years now, and man, this was so funny 😂😂😂

[@pablosebastiancontrerasrod7918]

This is the original soundtrack for Doom: Eternal

[@bowtotheabsurd]

this might be my favorite one. laughed the whole time. pretty on point instructions on how to reproduce the general sound also. good job!

[@strangeradios]

been digging this series! i'd like to see an episode on "How to Make Dungeon Synth", could be entertaining.

[@lucascunha1707]

Please do a DSBM video! I love you guys, keep with the nice work!

[@ivanivano8463]

yes we need it!

[@tyronescringeheaven1120]

This is somehow more scary than regular Black Metal

[@macias7125]

how?

[@Aelle_Vox]

I watch this every sunday instead of going to Church :D

[@minttea6358]

5:25 this is very unique and the story telling is awesome! Props to your hard work as always, I did something like this back in middle school and it took me 4 days to finish all the models

[@SYMPHONYOFHEAVENOfficial]

So many awesome bands he mentioned 😁🤘 crimson Moonlight, antestor, Horde, hortor, among others. I know most of them personally.

[@ungovernableevilmonger4660]

Antestor needs to make another album.

[@kaoko111]

I unironically like Antestor. But i don't know where they are now. Their last release was from 2010 or something, is been a while.

[@texmexlex1539]

crimson moonlight is the besy

[@Khnith]

Oh my God, man... I'm watching this video at night, and I almost screamed (I thought it was funny). Great video, you made jokes with both sides, both Black Metal and Unblack Metal metalheads, THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE A GOOD VIDEO!

[@alexcrokes329]

"Upside down crosses upside down" is my new favorite phrase.

[@DUDEBROMESSIAH]

Pretty respectful video tbh. The history segment was funny.

[@finarentz3814]

As a Christian who listens to some black metal, the aesthetic is really useful.

[@Nic33rd]

Another winner! Loved the historical puppet show.

[@mfkrwill]

Oh Hellig Usvart, that was an interesting discovery when I was in highschool Invert the Inverted cross is actually a pretty good song tho

[@Grevnor]

Remember playing that album on my brother's stereo for the first time (got it for Christmas, and didn't have my own), and that my stepfather in the next room over thought there was something wrong with the plumbing. 😛

[@mfkrwill]

@Qalidurut yeah I think it's Jayson Sherlock. Formerly the drummer of Mortification Dude randomly added me on Facebook too which was kinda cool

[@vincentus420]

KZbins most underratest KZbinr strikes again

[@drfistface]

Thanks for the great content- this is my new favorite

[@RocketSlime]

I think Seventh Angel may be the earliest Christian death metal band in the early to mid 1980s

[@chasterling237]

"The braggiest of socialists" 🤣🤣oh my Gvd that's the fvnniest thing I've heard all month. I needed that

[@ProgrammedForDamage]

The pictures of Jesus shredding the guitar brightened up my day.

[@NightPaddle]

I adore your cat!

[@evantaylor9566]

I like how you guys wore corpse paint for this video and not the other one.

[@serket4381]

I love that the pentagram was flipped upside down in the later shot

[@benyannay5829]

"Growl the bibel, the entire bibel!" I was laughing for the entiety of this video!!

[@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245]

Unblack metal: existing True kvlt incels: *EDGY ANGRY NOISES*

[@maxheilman5314]

I hope you all know that “Jesus is My Friend” is more brutal than anything ever. Straight banger. Learn it.

[@blakecurtis7809]

In fact, what is Varg Vikernes doing today? Oh he's banned from KZbin "Silent Victory" HAH HAH HAH HAH HAWH A HAH A HAH A HAHHHHH! Thank you for this.

[@HeroSword_P]

Yes, being happy that someone is deplatformed. That is so metal.

[@BababooeyGooey]

Hate speech is not free speech :)

[@skyeparker1333]

The sheer level of quality of this video is both holy and ungodly. Well fuckin done.

[@DEATHMETALRUST]

I feel the holy spirit working through me! Oh wait thats just TACO BELL!!

[@jpe93]

these are the greatest videos on youtube i love how much effort you put into this. please make one for every genre idc i just love these videos, there's not enough

[@luisreynamboarcos2958]

If you take a Behemoth of Belfegor song and change every "satan" with "Jesus" the lyric still make total sense.

[@Chiro75]

These just keep getting better and better!

[@lasselehmann7646]

Is it OK if I steal the Mayhem logo but turn the crosses around?

[@arandommaggot4963]

Me a Christian: *smiles evilly*

[@akimshelkov]

Wayhem :-)

[@Chattosaurus]

Fuck dude, your videos just get funnier and funnier! For what it's worth, your explanation of the Bibbel makes a lot more sense than most of the crazies who call into the Atheist Experience =P

[@lillygrey1283]

"Aaaah Jesus!" "It worked!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@furyrage2011]

Stumble upon this video and I have to say, the bible by metalheads is the highlight of my week

[@CarolynDestruction]

If you have subtitles on it says “NOT Calm Church Music”

[@georgedyckiii3465]

That was amazing! Great combination of humour, insight, and history! First video of yours I've seen, and looking forward to more! The choral blast beats 0:21 reminded me of Liturgy!

[@faloel]

Can you do blackgaze? Or is it not meme enough?

[@Lora_1113]

Thank you for always checking up on Varg.

[@conker690]

Ok, but Unblack Metal has some pretty dope bands.

[@ongzhengjie924]

What bands do u know of?

[@ungovernableevilmonger4660]

@@ongzhengjie924 Kekal - Embrace the Dead (One of the most creative bands, until they changed into whatever they are now) Antestor - Forsaken There are more, just can't remember off the top of my head.

[@OldeGuarde]

@@ongzhengjie924 Hesychast, Dawnbreaker, Départe, Panegyrist, Lo-Ruhamah, IHS. Just to name a few.

[@matthewaromo10]

@@ongzhengjie924 A few of my favorites are Vials of Wrath from the U.S. Usynlig Tumult from Ukraine What Brings Ruin from the U.S.

[@RocketSlime]

​@@ongzhengjie924impending doom

[@078theo]

Your channel is hillarious dude keep up the good work. Cheers from Greece

[@BadEconomyOfficial]

As a Christian Metalhead this video is hilarious BUT this does NOT mean that Christian Unblack Metal bands are talentless.

[@DrowSorcerer]

this is the very definition of "the lord acts in misterious ways" Absolutely Hilarious

[@demian04_rta]

bpm : 667

[@7michaelfurs67]

Dude I just discovered your channel freaking love it because I played in several unblack metal bands and keep up the good work man keep up the good work

[@adrift13]

Geez, I like this song more than the one from the Black Metal tutorial … Does it mean I'm secretly one of Daddy God's lambs ?

[@forgemastermetal]

Love the attention to detail in your videos man. Great work. The song is awesome! I laughed so hard at "friendship forever" lol