How To Flirt With A Girl

This is the greatest expert of All Time

[@enricousai3010]

“They’re actually little kids” What a twist

[@saucymcgee3360]

Wait a second is that you porksword from the app

[@cottoncandy2023]

*TAKE A SEAT SIR*

[@lingalla2691]

that not even the worst part this dude legit goes into canabalizm

[@articdoughnut8531]

@@saucymcgee3360 You are stepping dangerously close to breaking rule #1.

[@JWuKong95]

"Whoop Whoop! Police! Open up! "

[@theadora7305]

This guy flirts with himself at least twice a day.

[@Jason-uw9ex]

Lol Now that s--t was funny

[@toomuchcandor3293]

hey atleast someone does

[@naruii5160]

@@Jason-uw9ex what?

[@squirmboi8260]

More

[@luis.j7075]

How are these new comments getting so many likes? I’m confuse lol unless a lot of ppl who discovered him is binge watching his older content lol

[@NUGGETWOOOOOOOOYEAAAHH]

"Your eyes are pretty. *Let me feast, mortal"*

[@malachibergstrom5426]

“Hmmm, take me”

[@mrchadthundercock7973]

@@malachibergstrom5426 mortal

[@tracerogers4052]

i died lmao

[@Rtr-oh1mz]

@Joe Mark 💀 love the Skyrim reference

[@AKFGinstrumental]

sounds like something a redditor would say

[@cristiano_9654]

The blueberry line when he was monotone was somehow less creepy than when he was trying to flirt

[@billcipher8645]

Yes, the second one just seemed like an awkward sarcastic joke. The first one however...

[@taiyorenai7690]

Honestly yeah, it’s less creepy to look like a serial killer than a happy serial killer

[@hornetsilksong]

The first one sounded slimy and creepy lol. The second is funny.

[@tomcanty8856]

@@hornetsilksong Lord know the second one was just lame and still creepy

[@pure2291]

@@tomcanty8856 yeah but it seems like sarcastically lame and creepy unlike the first which was genuine

[@goner2817]

This isn't a tutorial, this is a confession.

[@spookcannot3967]

"you can take custody of the kids, and the house, i'll take the dog, after all i trained him myself"

[@blinky3552]

Silent your comment made me laugh almost as hard as the video

[@dumbname468]

"You can have the kids and the dog, I'll take the house. After all, I trained it myself."

[@mizutsunebubbledragon3382]

Karen took the kids obviously.

[@jaynb5777]

Trahs Panda LMFAOOO

[@kkmomo__]

he seems to confuse women’s uncomfortable giggling with genuine laughter

[@exhydraboy2429]

yes

[@foilhattiest1]

Absolutely this. It's like he's severely autistic and doesn't understand that there are different kinds of smiles, he's like "if she shows some teeth we're good".

[@leecroft7311]

And their screams confused with laughter

[@najtofnin2009]

​@@foilhattiest1 That my friend is not autism, but an anti-social personality. The trouble is how many of these creeps are out there.

[@y3ee3e]

this soul patch kid is strange , but the stuff he says about kids is accurate as they have no apprehension when they say or do things...they just do it. essentially if you want to attract a girl dont be a shy loser. it's pretty common sense advice yet your midget loner self is throwing shade at this soul patch guy like you're some kind of casanova

[@kimdracvla]

as a girl, i’m blushing so hard at the thought of having a guy tell me he thinks my eyes are like blueberries that he wants to rip out and eat

[@aleigha_mm]

😂😂😂😂

[@Master_vp101]

I see... * takes notes *

[@kimdracvla]

@@jay.u aww thank you ! :) what if… jk jk lol unless…

[@paolob.5667]

I mean, tbh it's not a bad line if in the right context it's delivered extremely ironically

[@Master_vp101]

@@kimdracvla how about this? G I V E M E Y O U R E Y E S

[@Jackbeedie]

“At a young age, kids are ready to take things to the extreme, and are very comfortable with themselves” *That made me genuinely uncomfortable*

[@cristianjuarez1086]

That was fucking terrifying

[@FunBoysGaming]

You’re some fucking 14 year old. Who tf cares .

[@jaritorigami6212]

@@FunBoysGaming alright Minecraft KZbinr

[@astronomical3342]

@@FunBoysGaming dick

[@kuruminamino3648]

@@FunBoysGaming why do people act like being young is bad. Im 19, and i would never make fun of someone just because they're a minor :/

[@yakub9933]

It's impressive that he found a camera, filmed this video, and posted this before the police found him.

[@user-ui7jt8ms5i]

I hope that he posts that hack in his video.

[@ashurpeddicord8672]

That’s why he’s so sweaty

[@Remiel-Sayo]

General kenobi

[@avengerslevelthreat1748]

Well they did, he cut that part out and posted it after he got out of jail

[@chilemeatballs7370]

@@UCgx7OseCrundqkE8oEVeobg hi

[@thef.b.i2705]

His Hitler stache moved down to his chin.

[@Hallah22]

The F.B.I I cannot breathe 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@That-Truck-Guy22]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@i7gykk087]

Hahahahahaha cant stop hahahahahahaha

[@j3in725]

He sneezed to hard

[@Pozkav]

that inraged adolf father who punished him severely

[@Maddiethedumbasslesbian]

I'm just imagining this guy giving a very sad speech at a funeral, but he's just grinning the whole time

[@DrNo64]

And making up random bullshit as he goes along

[@SAP20092]

Matpat really took a turn over the years huh

[@gustavofernandes3934]

LMFAO

[@Ismael-kc3ry]

😂

[@Ada-Wong.]

I thought I was the only one who thought he looked like matpat

[@jeannedarc7533]

More like patMat, the discount Matpat.

[@bluntkush5888]

Matpat long lost brother 💀

[@miasmacaron]

That blueberry line activated my fight or flight response.

[@warrenarmstrong2154]

BeachGnome underrated comment ^

[@sgtbacon63]

Im afraid I went straight past fight or flight and went with freeze

[@mikeoxlong1395]

What, you're not getting all moist at the prospect of some fuccboi gouging your eyeballs out with the intention of eating them? You're weird.

[@canceroushit5933]

BeachGnome I both flew and fought

[@AA-ge6vo]

hey im sorry that we're divorcing right now, but those blueberry eyes? yea they're mine

[@azuraelarasmith4997]

When shaggy stops smoking weed this happens

[@azuraelarasmith4997]

@Fallen Smallen damn my expression is the shaggy meme "are you challenging me?"

[@michaelhenry3234]

@@azuraelarasmith4997 Oh, are you approaching me?!

[@rockk9753]

@Fallen Smallen scooby doo sucks anyway

[@lxshxx4134]

Azurael Arasmith He stops smoking and weed and moves to crack

[@viveka2994]

@@rockk9753 what the fuck did you say

[@enhanceddirt364]

This man looks like he wants to steal my liver

[@Mathee]

No, he wanna steal your eyes; haven't you been paying attentionXD

[@krotszyi1192]

He steals your girlfriend

[@krotszyi1192]

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[@Ismael-kc3ry]

@@krotszyi1192 thank you king

[@krotszyi1192]

@@Ismael-kc3ry 1am

[@AlexanderTheAlright406]

"Your eyes are so beautiful, can i just- can I have them?" Ok calm down there Itachi

[@astronomical3342]

*now this is some level 10 genjutsu*

[@razvan7355]

We need to put this guy in a blueberry world genjutsu

[@CardinalTetra]

Danzo, really

[@mak1RU]

madara when he was alone with his brother(this sounds gae but whatever)

[@SnailHatan]

Itachi? You mean Danzo. Itachi never wanted Shisui’s eyes. Or Sasuke’s. Danzo was the creep

[@samtheman123]

No no no you got it all wrong. What you need to do is say: “Thanks beautiful” *and then run out of GameStop*

[@rengoku3923]

LIKE A REAL MAN

[@garbagwoomy]

yes

[@manuelsputnik]

500% masculinity boost.

[@dreabrown6595]

chad move

[@necromanta4852]

I understood that reference

[@SeemsLikeSomething]

This guy’s definition of flirting: Think about children while eating her eyeballs out of her head and pretending to get a divorce.

[@hotpikachu]

LMAO

[@robertanderson9447]

Inspiring, really

[@pissapocalypse]

I bet he gets laid regularly

[@mrnonsense1031]

I bet he makes blow up dolls vomit.

[@robertanderson9447]

@@mrnonsense1031 There's an option to edit your comments, instead of having to post twice.

[@nickdirienzo2849]

The saddest part is the hypothetical dog has to live with this creep.

[@MattyRlufc]

Twist: he eats the dog

[@DustyEchozy]

Me: Why does this guy looks like a predato- Him: The best flirt is kids. Me: Okay, nevermind

[@hornetsilksong]

He got the creepy uncle stache to complete the look too. Dear lord why do they always have a creepy uncle stache

[@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466]

@@hornetsilksong that's a soul patch. There is absolutely no mustache on that high school boy face.

[@AK-rq1yg]

I tried the blueberries pick up line on a girl I like and she liked it so much she had to call the cops and tell them about it.

[@snowyicicle1335]

623 likes and 0 replies, now 1

[@davidlocke670]

I thought this was funny now you got 2 replies

[@Aquarius003]

Now you got 3

[@rubenweijers8971]

And now 4

[@adventuretimez69]

LMAOOO

[@jasoncoward-aintscared]

This dude has at least three rotting bodies in a freezer in his basement.

[@BananaDucshortz]

Well if they're in a freezer, they're not rotting. But yes, I agree. At least 3.

[@jasoncoward-aintscared]

@@BananaDucshortz Jesus man...im a yt commentator not a scientist. #😎

[@zain6008]

@@BananaDucshortz it would still rot.. Just take a wayyy longer time.

[@SlenderWolf109]

At least one of the bodies is half eaten

[@elliottebeauchene2284]

Which one? The Keanu Reeves rip off or the reverse Hitler? I'm confused

[@kiasmidt7678]

The problem is that you can't make a decent blueberry dessert with just two blueberries. The number of victims this man is hinting at with that line is the real horror

[@Yamezzzz]

As a woman (named James), I just ruined my laptop with water damage due to me gushing my girl juice like a hose all over the room when he said he wants to eat my eyeballs.

[@malachibergstrom5426]

Ma’m this is a Wendy’s

[@williamsteiner9445]

Ma'am this is a white castle

[@sebaskin-robbins6569]

Ma’am this a grade school

[@KK-ke7cp]

Ma'am tf

[@Villiins]

Ma'am this is a water park

[@itsmejcaleb4279]

Son: Dad how did you met mom? This guy: It all started with Blueberries...

[@OverlordAlastor]

Son: ... Not Dad: Why didn't my Blueberry line work?!

[@michael.barlow]

@@OverlordAlastor lollll🤣

[@laserdemonfrostmage8421]

Son: *disappears* This guy in prison who also dropped the soap 10 times: ......

[@mrnonsense1031]

Kid: is that why mom has no eyes?

[@cocobeans8771]

Son: Dad why did mum divorce you This guy: Well, it all started with blueberries......

[@andrevitalpardue5097]

Nothing gets a girl wetter than talks of Divorce.

[@number4xiuslunala698]

Yeah like I get super wet when someone talks about that.

[@billygoat5213]

Yeah cause they get everything

[@vickerandflips8061]

@@billygoat5213 found the red piller.

[@EatTheAssPork]

@@vickerandflips8061 @Billy Goat both of you should shut the fuck up

[@DAVID-ql1vo]

Actually yes, the goods

[@zenaxia8063]

That one friend whos single but keeps trying to give you relationship advice

[@eyes7504]

3:28 he is literally penguinz0

[@vagabond2385]

That blueberry line never works. Instead, try this: “Jeepers, Creepers Where’d you get those Peepers”

[@shmaowzaow5214]

LOL

[@goldenthebean8678]

If I wasn’t dating someone rn and someone used that on me I’d laugh SO hard that’d be so awesome

[@jaydamaestro]

Dat movie used 2 scared da sh!t outta me as a kid

[@Xen.sational]

I choked out on my food reading this xD

[@jacksbox317]

Jeepers, creepers Where'd you get those eyes

[@princeofnohr8572]

I tried flirting with little girls cause this guy said they’re better at flirting; I’m now awaiting trial ....

[@user-rf4vc7mt4d]

Are they 18 yet?

[@calebnorris6960]

You can join all the blueberry pie fans

[@devinh8948]

666th like.

[@hypertykkel2445]

You're so funny...

[@boosterseat740]

You too huh?

[@yespur87]

Can’t get enough of Charlie shouting “what the f*ck”

[@Kitbats]

2:47 I fking shouted "GET AWAY" when he started approaching the camera hahahahaha

[@SharkRainstorm]

How to flirt: Find a girl with blue eyes. Tell her you like blue eyes. Steal them. Put them in a cake. Win a global cake-making competition. Get a divorce.

[@bribripittman230]

DONT FORGET THE CHILDREN STUDY CHILDREN TO FLIRT BETTER

[@JaydevRaol]

🤣

[@user-pm7mt7ho9w]

@@bribripittman230 Have some kids in the 10 years before the divorce and study them and their habits, and luckily, they might have some blue eyes too.

[@tatiancarrington7446]

Well that escalated quickly 😁

[@Celesticle_]

Yea this is true it’s how I lost my first boi

[@maggiee639]

I need a “where are they now” update on this guy.

[@sinsoftheswamp8346]

Prison

[@rainer9931]

Yeah Imma have to go with the other guy who said prison

[@nikolaiandre5751]

The Blueberry store

[@leecroft7311]

super not best friends dont play Most likely, if not probably either a vicar or a scout leader.

[@sockondik12]

Getting assblasted in prison

[@rainerwinggler6488]

plot twist: he gives this horrible flirt tricks to us, so that he could have all the girls for himself.

[@MK-hw2ir]

GigaChad move

[@DrNo64]

Not sure if this man is actually capable of flirting even if this does seem like something his mind would cook up

[@ArchangelExile]

3:19 Now, he's teaching us the Charlie method.

[@tncorgi92]

"Your eyes are like blueberries. I want to crush them with my fingers and make muffins out of them. Wait, where are you going...?"

[@VXInferno]

Just read this in a thick Russian accent

[@offwhitecolby]

VxInferno damn it you made me do that also...

[@sanjaykapoor2804]

Why are you running?

[@TomNJoshPlay]

Saumav Kapoor WHY are you running?

[@SirGBocka]

Paul Drake don’t run from me.

[@idontcare6262]

"Your eyes are like blueberries.. actually.. C-can I scoop those out and freeze them for later, to use in my anabolic french toast?" Instant puddles of girl juice

[@Steven-yq9nt]

This guy is creepier than last time

[@yashbarathe4665]

Ahzeeeeeero chance of acquiring coochie

[@jadalhasan5109]

Circle gang

[@Erikingr]

Ah, men of the circle culture here I see.

[@amandamills4410]

Yes, that would be her blood after she gives you her eyes.

[@Yamezzzz]

How to flirt: *"I'd like to devour your eyeballs."*

[@TomRobertGaming]

"have a big smile, high energy and make sure you are having a good time" The Joker:

[@derpythedaedra4194]

"well actually, they're little kids." **FBI OPEN UP**

[@fumomofumosarum5893]

I swear, it's NOT how it looks like! SHE flirted with ME !

[@Papapop]

ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

[@gripes5060]

*knock knock*

[@thef.b.i2705]

A little late but I’m here

[@SergioKoolhaas]

Someone get Chris Hansen!

[@sampigeau7905]

I feel bad for the kid who actually tries this on a girl😂😂

[@brother_overbee9852]

Sam Pigeau just the thought of it is painful

[@michaelhouse585]

He's in jail now and must register as a sex offender for the next 8 to 10 yrs.

[@hydrarmk9206]

@@michaelhouse585 wait srsly ?

[@catenjoyer76]

@@michaelhouse585 That's good.

[@davidzazueta1471]

Sadly that would have been 16 year old me

[@mechamedeisa9622]

_"Your eyes... They remind me of my first murder... I haven't eaten for days.... I must have them"_

[@dontusemyusername3208]

Bro looks like matpat with a adolf mustache on his chin

[@ethanstorms4826]

This guy is probably in prison now

[@Hellooo134]

I really hope so, I don't feel safe with him on the streets

[@samhagan7646]

Nah he’s on some Australian tv show see him all the time

[@samhagan7646]

I’m pretty sure it’s called the chase ^^

[@dropbear5123]

@@samhagan7646 is he actually? Wtf is he a chaser or something?

[@samhagan7646]

Yeah dude

[@Kingofrubberguard]

"Wow you're eyes, they're like blueberries, TOO BAD THEY ARE NOT AS BLUE AS MY BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON, BURST STREAM OF DESTRUCTION

[@heccinhornk9166]

"Wow your eyes...they're like cherries...BUT NOT AS RED AS A FRIEND OF MINE'S! GO RED EYES BLACK DRAGON!!!'

[@miles9856]

“Wow, I like your magician cosplay” BUT MY TRUSTED FRIEND DARK MAGICIAN IS BETTER! GO! DARK MAGIC ATTACK

[@supersweetchick14sup]

😂 all of these are hilarious!!

[@mechadonia]

Not as blue as my big fat balls

[@dr.emmettbrown5345]

I am a wamin and I became wEt

[@obesefrog9194]

I can't believe Charlie didn't end the video with "That's about it, see ya." I'm dazed and confused.

[@AngryReptileKeeper]

Little kids aren't fearless. They merely lack the self-awareness to feel shame at their own embarrassing behavior. That said, good luck finding any woman with an IQ above room temperature that this "flirting" would work on. Dude needs to learn to make a woman laugh and tell a dirty innuendo. Instead he comes of as a creeper.

[@Jaykun09]

This is really where his logic falls apart.

[@aprilcot312]

we talking Celsius or Fahrenheit?

[@vinchinzo594]

@@aprilcot312 Room temperature is the same temperature whether you give the units in F or C. The more you know.

[@nikosucksatskating]

@@vinchinzo594 that's.. entirely wrong. Room temp C is 21, room temp F is 70. You're thinking about -40 C being the same as -40 F.

[@dhans9662]

@@nikosucksatskating woooosh

[@TheG_Boy]

How to flirt Step one: Divorce Step two: eat her eyes Step three: enjoy

[@Ragnarill]

Thanks, this advice helped me collect so many womens.

[@memorialcleaning]

Those eyes looks like bluberries! I gonna eat them... uhm... fresh...eyeballs...I want them! GIMME THEM YOU R FUCKING BITCH!

[@FireworksAndHurricanes]

Step 4 : $$$ PROFIT $$$

[@brooklyn560]

I remember Expertvillage they extended my virginity by at least 2 years

[@TomNJoshPlay]

brooklyn560 You poor soul did you actually follow this advice or are you kidding?

[@brooklyn560]

@@TomNJoshPlay Lol it was a joke bro.

[@zzxp1]

Underrated comment, im in fucking tears bro.

[@Turismoracer]

Best comment ever LOL

[@MiraSubieGirl]

What are you 40 now? :P

[@MadameSavage]

That lasso bit has me laughing so hard I am crying. That was more epic than it should've been. lmao

[@volatilesmoke1972]

When he said "Little Kids" with a straight face ....I jumped out of my seat and started laughing out tears

[@nakedsnake4248]

"Who are the best flirts in the world?" Me: I guess that is up to personal pref- Soul patch: *little kids* Me: 🚔

[@HSE_VO]

👮

[@thescrimble]

👁 👁

[@TheNotoriousFonzy]

You know the FBI definitely paid him a visit after he posted that

[@Rockmint]

I too turned into a police car upon hearing that.

[@Saltygravy117]

How's Pagani?

[@robertanderson9447]

"I'm sorry your eye holes got infected but at least your eyeballs won the county fair prize, by the way I'm taking custody of the kids, they're such good flirts after all."

[@user-pm7mt7ho9w]

And they even inherited your blue eyes, state fair here we come!

[@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117]

Also, what person would look at a blueberry cake with blue eyes and think: "Damn, that's one hell of a cake. This needs an award."

[@saphirefalcon3090]

🤮🤮🤮

[@cyborgXcsun]

lol imagine you force your kids to flirt with you to practice that would be so bad

[@ark9951]

Average fan: Hey pretty Average enjoyer: B L U E B E R R I E S

[@Gyno-Mackima]

Thank you so much for the blueberry pickup line, i have officially used it on my crush and she said she will see me again soon for our court date 🤟🏽

[@tylerninjablade]

Roleplay you say? _I put on my robe and wizard hat_

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Actual better odds than this guy would get you.

[@Zer0san]

Don’t forget to rush him like a Rhino

[@TheItalianFun]

I got that 🙃🙃

[@Narwhal4loko]

Tyler Gray ROLL INITIATIVE

[@JK-ei7wr]

Duh d-deh doo *_DEH DOOO_*

[@zhongxina8426]

his facial hair is like hitler's but on a different level...literally.

[@ashtray4754]

Here have a reply. Bye.

[@CaptRazer]

One floor closer to hell.

[@GrowAndFlow1227]

Did you copy the comment about you?

[@CuttinInIdaho]

Fuck the soul patch....that's Hitler's taint

[@sankturban291]

Eva: "Adolf, you need a new career. And change your looks, maybe the moustache. "

[@Harry-nk9pd]

3 years on and this guy still has me dying, this is pure class

[@night_snake6560]

Thanks for sharing this charlie, i have homecoming at the end of the month and ill make sure to use this advice to get a woman

[@toomworld]

This dude is creeping me out 100. He looks like he's about to ask us if we've been a good girl.

[@jeffreythomas3080]

I’m someone who’s in to the “good girl” thing, but if he even TRIED that I would stab his kneecaps. He is so creepy XD

[@avengerslevelthreat1748]

@Rin drinking gin let's say, hypothetically, you've been a bad girl

[@blizzarrdd8149]

@@jeffreythomas3080 let's say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, you've been a neutral girl

[@jeffreythomas3080]

@@blizzarrdd8149 “meh girl” doesn’t quite get me going

[@JWuKong95]

@@jeffreythomas3080 "you've been a very meh girl this year."

[@Baatfull_Ocolm]

"How To Flirt With A Girl" - as written and directed by Tommy Wiseau.

[@OZdoesArt]

I like to think Tommy Wiseau has slightly more class than this guy :D

[@openSUSE5]

Oh hai Mark!

[@drapas]

Hey! Don't insult Tommy's proficiency in this sort of things! He got himself Lisa, the most beautiful girl in a world (according to The Room anyway)

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

poop It's not true I did not eat her eyeballs I did not do it it's bullshit I did naaaaaat. Oh hi Mark.

[@rickysmith6124]

I did not hit her, it's not true, I did not hit her, I did not.

[@RealAstroWhale]

I died at the “Your eyes are like blueberries” part. I’d rather come clean to tell my parents I failed college and am jobless rather than to tell them I do something as cringey as this. If you, Mr. Professor in the video, are seeing my comment, you aren’t teaching us how to flirt, you are teaching us how to be social creepers and how to be left on red.

[@jsjdnshsnsngjdjdjshs]

"I dont go into any kids, and I dont let any kids go into me" im going to live by this quote

[@brettvv7475]

When the screaming and the bleeding started, I realized I had fucked up. Going for the eyes was supposed to come _after_ the bit about blueberries.

[@chickencurry420]

*rips her eyes out* Shit, I forgot. THEY'RE BLUEBERRIES! Phew, saved it *hard cut to hardcore ballslapping secks*

[@KyleHillVA]

Brett VV You sir, started a five minute laughing fit that left me light-headed. I wasn’t even producing sound after a bit. I genuinely wish I could like this multiple times.

[@pissapocalypse]

Everyone makes mistakes. Try another girl and make sure you do it in the right order this time

[@jaaykaay]

" I like your eyes.. *Can I hold them?* "

[@newportreds6710]

Lmfaoooo

[@smjustinthejibanyan6328]

Flert

[@jacobreynolds3917]

So flirtatious

[@OneFinalAutumn]

"Aw yeah, now that makes my bean hard!"

[@OddysseyVideos]

This is the first video I’ve ever watched of Charlie. Thanks to my friend for introducing me to this channel almost two years ago.

[@nyx8823]

Dude I can't tell if his videos are Old or New, he never changed and this is awesome

[@Ranos17]

"I see our relationship failing in 10 years' time." what a killer strategy right there

[@Ismael-kc3ry]

Nice pfp

[@peregrine4430]

@@Ismael-kc3ry I agree

[@chitchi8569]

Yup it definitely killed something.

[@based_mediumchungus1788]

@@peregrine4430 I disagree

[@TheZjumpers]

I almost died from second hand embarrassment.

[@Maria-nf9vt]

λολ

[@247sapphire]

That's a good definition for 'cringe'

[@eniooliveira9196]

@@247sapphire That is the literal translation of cringe to Brazilian Portuguese.

[@mister3722]

Charlie White, you my friend are exceptional at finding creeps like this and their incredibly weird content and I'm so fucking glad you're doing so successfully on KZbin. You're also a funny bloke and i think that you, Count Dankula and Bearing should at least look into having a conversation and if you can livestream or post it i think that'd be unreal. Also, Seth Rogen's behaviour on social media telling people they're idiots and nobodies and all that sort of stuff has kind of peaked and until he started acting like this i thought he was a decent bloke. It's been going on for awhile but Dankula recently made a dm conversation between them public. I think you would me more likely to be able to speak to Seth Rogen. It doesn't have to be Seth Rogen, literally anybody who is or has been an A lister, i think if you could get them out to the Warehouse of Moistitude for some sort of obstacle course or a feast of classic snacks and a chat or something like that would be unreal. Hasn't really been done before but if it could be pulled off you could potentially have over a hundred million views or you might be able to get social media directors of departments from Twitter, Facebook and instagram as well as KZbin out. I'm just talking shit to be honest but if it can be pulled off, you're the man to do it and i would pay good money to see them each competing against eachother and you in gamer / desk chairs with engines around a racetrack at the warehouse and their companies could brand their chairs and you could name them. More shit talking. Your really, really are a great content creator though and a good bloke, and i was serious about wanting to hear You, Dankula, Bearing and whoever else you want have a chat but the 3 of you in particular because you're all funny as fuck. Keep it moist mate

[@stefanenderman338]

Long word killed ya mate.

[@SammyWhammy000]

Glad this is being recommend again 🙏🙏

[@rishujeetrai5780]

"The best flirts in the world... are little kids." *what the f-*

[@Gkkt4589]

*BREAKING DOWN DOOR INTENSIFIES*

[@tornadomash00]

*FBI OPEN UP*

[@cross-eye1374]

**Chris Hansen knocks on the door**

[@carolederent7638]

Libertarian moment

[@GamesFoundationYT]

@@carolederent7638 what's a libertarian?

[@maximusthedude8305]

"Kids are the best flirts." "Flirting is saying you want to eat somebody's eyes." Him as a kid: "Hey, I like your hair, can I have it?" *Proceeds to rip out girl's hair*

[@revolvingworld2676]

Him: "Nice ass" Me: "Thats cannibalism"

[@supergirlysofia3054]

😂😂😂

[@finnchapman5435]

How do you think he got the soul patch?

[@napdragon2499]

I wanna like your comment, but it's at 420, so I'm just gonna leave it.

[@luketimko6932]

Your hair is like spaghetti

[@JB-et8re]

1:42 Love the early 2000’s, zoomed so far into his face we can only see the shadows of his hand gestures

[@locabynature]

that sound you made at 2:55 is the best thing I've ever heard!!! 🤣🤣🤯🤣🤣

[@crunchu2361]

How to get a girlfriend. Step 1: behave like a psycho from borderlands

[@salty_ape]

"I WILL DROPKICK YOUR BABIES!"

[@ElFantasma2008]

I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!!!

[@dclxvi_89]

HA HA AAAHHHH, THE FLESH!

[@Snowissnowier]

I WILL EAT YOUR BLUEBERRY EYES!

[@hydrarmk9206]

Im certain b2 psycho get laid more time than discount hitler

[@nikoong7937]

He takes women's eyes so they can't see his soul patch

[@asliaffan]

He's doing them a favour, really.

[@SnailHatan]

They call him red soulo cup. But it’s because of the GHB, not the soul patch.

[@komi-sanmustbeprotected5665]

This looks like those safety videos you show students in highschool to show them how people try to spike drinks at bars

[@TomTom.o.]

"just a weird guy saying some weird shit" aaaaannnnndddd.... subscribed

[@purpleheartsofficial]

i honestly think you're being a little too harsh on this guy. i followed his techniques and lots of girls called me special.

[@hassuntzu6523]

They probably told you to go to a “special school”

[@gideonpetzer8171]

Good one lol

[@ianmoffat4459]

I'm sure they do... I'm sure they do

[@jasonbulac5918]

Being too nice and putting a girl on the pedestal actually puts you in a friendzone tho

[@cacamaori]

*ed. special ed they meant

[@jbann6668]

"Your bones are weak, you need some milk" ;-)

[@knightmarelancelot5207]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@justhuman221]

HE NEED SOME MILKKKK

[@lephantomchickn3676]

69th likkkke 👌🔥✡🍞

[@jbann6668]

@@lephantomchickn3676 hell yea boiii

[@mattcalhoun2241]

Make my bones strong daddy

[@kai-sl1dv]

Thanks I really needed this.

[@wyattbunnell3461]

People like this is what makes us protect our loved ones

[@duffsman316]

He has to constantly stand with his head tilted to his right so that his soul patch looks straight. Poor guy.

[@oojj513]

Lmfao 😂

[@mikemackay86]

I'd didn't notice that. 😂

[@oojj513]

@@fu6223 look it up lol

[@akshaya6770]

🤣🤣

[@dvd3tt3]

The more excited "pick up line" was more scary then monotone, zero emotion one tbh.

[@Helga-fe5xl]

I thought so too!

[@amliamatovu364]

I honestly don’t know which one is worse tho-

[@Tektabyte]

I found the monotone funny but the excited one made me squirm and want to kill myself

[@lunarleak7119]

my pfp is literally my reaction to this video.

[@Unus_Annus_]

3:58 the hardest I’ve ever laughed at any of Charlie’s vids

[@curious5624]

Instructions unclear: ripped a girls eyes out

[@aarava1176]

I don't see anything wrong with the instructions given or the results

[@-sussusamogus-7013]

@@aarava1176 that's what she said.

[@TyreeseTheAscendedOne]

Same except I just got out of jail

[@komi-sanmustbeprotected5665]

Hope you at least ate them

[@atumless9696]

@@aarava1176 neither did she

[@jamul_cos]

I actually did a double take at the whole "little kids are the best flirts" part

[@randomness6498]

thats some twisted fucked thinking if you thought kids know what flirting is

[@BrennanAngle]

“She was flirting with me officer, I swear!”

[@x1x2x125]

Sauce for ya pic?

[@LonelyWolfTXR]

I was taking a drink at that moment and literally just froze mid-sip when he said that lol

[@googleisillukinati8071]

Ok nerd

[@retrokoh]

I broke into hysterics at that blueberry line😂😂😂

[@lm6817]

I tried to listen to this while lifting weights but I had to stop! I was laughing too hard.

[@getlost7799]

Remember guys, the best way to pick up girls is to tell them you want to eat their eyeballs. *not responsible for incarceration*

[@akromaangel19]

GET LOST *lick* their eyeballs. ftfy.

[@blinky3552]

Got it

[@lokilord1373]

I know basically nothing about flirting, but somehow I feel like I know *less* than I did before... 😐

[@offwhitecolby]

LokiLord just don’t talk about divorce and don’t touch their eyes. i don’t think you can be as bad as this reptile

[@trarzene]

You now know what not to do

[@evelynpfriem8499]

5:02 no I'm keeping the dog too, or I could just get a new one.

[@StonkyKong]

I completely lost it at 7:59

[@aviator3330]

Yes role play Divorce with the girl you just met. That’ll get em

[@kimanigrey-campbell7976]

Jeanette Vasko Got to set the bar low.

[@clairelillo5603]

Watch her tear up when reminded of her parents messy divorce

[@_.poser.kyle._3666]

The old one,two gets em everytime 🤣

[@VirusXZ1]

Now I'm just thinking of a Murderer named "Blueberry farmer" that goes around scooping out the eyes of people with blue eyes his catchphrase would be "your eyes are ripe for picking"

[@ama3583]

Skarnix that would make an interesting horror movie.

[@mayanksinghbhati8921]

Skarnix .I will make this idea come true. Just you wait.....

[@richard197]

Genius😃

[@crackerjacklightfoot7497]

Can he use a ice cream scoop p??? It will make my fantasy better

[@deidreriley9260]

That’s racist

[@bG9zZXIu]

The fact that he's making hand gestures in the background makes it 10x funnier

[@grajnarurze956]

wtf this viedo archive seems to be endless, i can't stop ! please don't help me !