How to Milk a Cow By Hand (or goat)

[@marciafarias9865]

I honestly just woke up and typed "how to milk a cow" 😂 I don't even know why

[@adonisfrias48]

Lol me too it just came in my mind 😭

[@seudjelal9651]

Same 😂

[@stevenash4180]

its becuz of your dream

[@darc9925]

Same here

[@maverick6775]

same lol

[@byronbuxton8214]

I asked our two and a half year old where milk comes from. He responded "shop"! I couldn't convince him that it comes from a cow until he saw this video. He think he's convinced now but I will show him again if he leans towards the "shop" answer again! Thanks, great video! PB UK!

[@katiecooper1387]

Yeah, I'm here cuz my 5 yr old brother wanted to know how they got the milk out. He thought you had to kill the cow. :)

[@sfiabong7360]

Katie Cooper haha

[@sgmplasteringpreservation167]

This is why I came to this vid 🤣👍🏻

[@Reece6]

@@katiecooper1387 uuuhhh I wouldn't go that far...

[@kenziecurls_xx8029]

Katie Cooper 😂

[@giddynun]

Let’s be honest we all searched this up

[@barronsaduk9100]

I need instructions lmfao

[@jesuschrist.6006]

Yep

[@lim1tless105]

i needed help on milking my ol bessy in my farm

[@Ricenthusiast]

I did searched it up

[@nazzalwinchester8728]

I did

[@breejohansolita9669]

What am i doing here, don't even have a cow?!

[@BeyondBeauty-p9e]

But why did you clicked the video in the first place??

[@phoonster_]

Quarentine brought us here

[@zionlehnert3089]

XD

[@generalguy6211]

You're watching a video about cows, and you don't have cows. The question isn't why are you watching them still, but why you still don't have a cow.

[@chimno3512]

Lllol

[@leiannabarrett6468]

I honestly have no idea why I'm here.

[@derekwattson5925]

Leianna Barrett because you love cows

[@negan4089]

Did you watch a slaughter video? becuase that's how I got here.

[@clitshot1751]

@Leinna Barret same

[@sim870]

It was destiny bro destiny!

[@Rellfrmak]

OH MAN ITS BECAUSE YOU NEED SOME MILK LOOK AT THIS DUDE HAHAHAHAHA

[@scarfydog8684]

I just milked my goat for the first time today and it went perfect

[@avs5839]

is taking care of a goat hard?

[@maremendiaye1924]

Mooooo

[@awooga8156]

@@avs5839 Not really, if you have one its easy just let goat at grass field and take him at home when it's sunset . Then milk her

[@匚-k5y]

whats their name?

[@TreasureTrain69]

Lookin ahh 😂

[@saneleskhosana1850]

COVID 19 has me looking up the weirdest of things.

[@jesusandhorses247]

Yes

[@arielyeboah5939]

Right

[@magnete2837]

It's not weird but not useful for you😂😅

[@Gabrieldagotdot]

I’m watching these to help with my school work lol

[@cjlol6974]

Its not werid lol, its called learning how to do something useful in life 😄

[@ramsesmilsoles2757]

I have 5 deadlines over the next 12 days, why am i here

[@Kckawaii]

Kevin Moreno sort your life out. Seek help if necessary :)

[@Kckawaii]

LOOOOOL forreal tho...who hurt you to be going off like that? 😭

[@johncloud6849]

Because milking is relaxing!! Nothing like cold air and a feel of a utter. Plus its like squirt guns if its bad milk cuz you gotta drain it one way or another!! Hope life get better tho or at lease you get your dead lines done :)

[@zhaider2136]

Nobody came here to actually know how to milk a cow because they were going to go milk a cow right after, we r all just weird ppl

[@samanthanava4533]

Nah well kind of 😂 I’m getting a cow soon

[@isabellamerrigan8074]

I did 🙃

[@universalsoldier811]

@velipulla nothing weird. I came here on purpose. We have a cow and a buffalo. The buffalo has big tits but needs more force, but for me it's very easy to milk our buffalo. And in case of our cow, the tits are small but still doesn't require much force, but still I can't milk it. I hope one day I'll learn the technique.

[@juliancain3872]

@@samanthanava4533 Sooo how'd it go?

[@zag5434]

i did it for research for a short story I'm writing

[@cynthiaring9126]

My 4-year-old asked me where milk came from and I'm glad I found your video. Even though now she wants us to buy a cow so she can milk it. HAHA

[@wit6973]

Let’s be honest, most of us don’t even have cows

[@queensaba9002]

At ALL

[@nyaa3021]

I have 28 cows ;-;

[@gaemfun3667]

Yeah me too

[@cheeseholeschez]

I turned my cow into a burger

[@cornfleks4929]

@@cheeseholeschez Bruhh, givee meee burgerr

[@allisoncunix1396]

Fascinating! My 2 year old was confused about milking a cow, but now understands. Thanks for posting!

[@Flipflopbarnyard]

I'm glad it helped!

[@sugarxsnap]

This was such an informative video. Very clear and concise. I also admire the time you spent showing the techniques first-hand, and close-up, to boot. My two year old daughter is obsessed with cows...and milk...and, subsequently, milking cows (haha) so this video was very helpful in showing her the process. I love it... she loves it... I'm happy....and it's going on my playlist for future viewing. Thank you.

[@Flipflopbarnyard]

Thank you! I'm so glad she is enjoying it. 😊

[@julieestes6429]

Chloe Monroe wfcr

[@beckybooboo600]

Chloe Monroe she must love cows. That's my grandma's favorite animal.

[@caffeinated_25]

Same! Whenever my 4 year old asks where milk comes from, I show her this video!

[@lylepetrov6505]

I am AMAZED! I have not ever paid attention to a cow milking. I just really kinda took your arduous work for granted I suppose. I have witnessed how laborious farmers work. God Bless all of them! To think about dairy and livestock and agriculturists throughout time boggles my mind. Thank you all.

[@Flipflopbarnyard]

Thank you so much!

[@Shmebby926]

Now this is how cows should be milked

[@scatman8963]

Lol when you have literally hundreds or thousands of cattle then this isn't very viable

[@johncloud6849]

I mean i worked at a dairy farm and the way they ran it was the cleanest place ive ever worked and they strait spoiled the 300+ cows they had but on the other hand ive worked at places that strait needed to be shut down, i quite after my second day it was just bad bad

[@mikejustgothere1685]

John Cloud yeah peta makes it seem like alll farms torture cows

[@Menacing-Mercy]

Hmm...

[@emberd-l795]

Radical Fox PETA is an incredibly hypocritical organisation. The amount of animals they murder is disgusting.

[@davidmilligan8269]

My 2.5 year old son requests to watch this video every night while drinking milk before bed. I wanted him to see how milk comes from cows. I think I enjoy this video as much as he does!

[@RealRamona]

Nice

[@sophia-yq3qh]

Zaid Nezam THANK YOU!!

[@claraoverforce6890]

Zaid Nezam yh... they take their baby’s away from cows and they cry then they go to a machine and get all the milk until they die yh...

[@paulpeterson8969]

Freaky🤔😐😑

[@audriannaanderson633]

My 3 year old is obsessed with this video! We watch it all the time because she loves it so much and tells me she wants a cow 😂

[@Flipflopbarnyard]

I love this so much!! I'm so happy she loves watching it! ❤

[@ahmedhedhly8684]

من. تونس. نحبك. برشا احتي

[@funwithsamandshell]

So educational! My nephew loved learning about this! Thank you for the quality video!

[@Edendog]

Thank you so much!! Because of your video, we finally got milk from our cow, Ella! I guess I was so afraid to hurt her that I was not squeezing hard enough 😂 she feels A LOT better now that she’s been emptied. Thank you SO MUCH for this video!

[@mohdafzal6114]

Ppp

[@katykat7270]

How do you know when she is empty? My husband and I are having trouble telling when our girl is empty.

[@jpants83]

My girls loved this. So educational and easy for kids to understand. Thank you!

[@kellerbrooks4495]

They what

[@Thunder1449r]

Hold up

[@esaaecha]

Your show reminds me of the reservation i grew up on. You have made this Commanche chief very happy. Thank you and GOD bless.

[@pamelacorona3665]

I've went through a few cow milking videos to show my granddaughter where we get milk and yours was the simplest and the BEST by far thank you 🙋🐄🥛

[@muhammedeminkizilkaya8014]

Why am I watching this

[@tristanyt319]

The only reason why I watched this was because I want to know how to do "Jelqing" without having to watch another guy do it.

[@mr.marmot39]

Blue loooolll

[@Kellyjudd1979]

I have no idea

[@slomamohamed6523]

Mr. Marmot يقف

[@tonyconnolly663]

Sloma Mohamed 📒📝✏️✂️🖇

[@SingerGuy59]

My parents bought our first cow when I was 13 and my dad gave me the responsibility of milking her twice a day. He didn't hover once he knew I understood the job. (He did have to kick me out of the house to go do my chores more than once.) My young hands grew strong and sure and I could grab a teet in each hand and raise quite the foam on that bucket of milk. I could usually strip out a cow in about 10 minutes. We used to hobble our cow's back legs so we didn't have to worry about lost milk from a sudden foot movement. Eventually we worked our way up to three cows and my forearm muscles were like rocks. I'm in my 60s now and have often wished I could have given my four sons the opportunity to learn to care for a living animal and provide for the needs of the family like my parents did for me.

[@universalsoldier811]

Sir, your comment made me very happy. Where are you from? It's like you wrote my story 😊. When I was 13 , my father also did the same. But we didn't have cows, we have buffalos and also, i became a master in milking buffalo. I developed strong forearms and used to try my hand power with city boys of my school. I won with all of them. Very good memories. And still I'm 21 years old. 😊 From india ♥️

[@Vegeta-rm1tx]

Wow. That was amazing! Such a great and somewhat sad story. I love it!

[@rebeccanixon7926]

I just watched this video with my 3 year old so I could show him where milk comes from... he loved it. Thanks for making educational videos 😊

[@marthabowser501]

One of the best milking videos out there ...... just found you, from your new channel. Binge watching ......while Im spinning yarn.....enjoying your videos.....and your whole family. God bless you.

[@Flipflopbarnyard]

Thank you so much! I’m so glad you’re enjoying our videos! Spinning yarn is something id love to do in the future. I love knitting!

[@HappyCat-nn2qo]

This is what we call humane

[@kevinkrazyklipz9456]

HappyCat 8154 it is humane

[@_tyler702]

I can’t tell if your being sarcastic or not

[@furonwarrior]

Depends what they do with the babt

[@kermitsalterego2734]

It is

[@horsegirl3191]

It’s the same difference to the cow as if it were to be a calf drinking milk. The cow doesn’t know any different.

[@blackjackmania9633]

I just wanna say I’m proud of all cow farmers

[@ma.corazonmabanag7643]

"how to get milk?" Google: buy it in stores Bing:

[@HitTheFloor16]

no no no Google would suggest both, bing, in the meme, would be to like, cut off the udder or something

[@ninjaride1312]

@@HitTheFloor16 exactly

[@brollowz2912]

MAMA HAD A CHICKEN *MAMA HAD A COW* DAD WAS PROUD HE DIDNT CARE HOW

[@andidarzeza]

No I can’t HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

[@komo8361]

COW AND CHICKEN CHICKEN AND COW

[@ReifytheRage99]

Cow and chicken lol

[@toni929ann]

That show is so weird😂

[@dreddheadundead]

Hahaha

[@jumoo4823]

Such a quality video! Very helpful for someone who will be milking for the first time soon!

[@cindylau6874]

This is such an informative and well made video. Thank you for clearly explaining and demonstrating the process.

[@jade_princess24]

Thanks! I am an animal science student and I have to milk a cow tomorrow. Had no clue how but now I am more educated on it! ^u^

[@Flipflopbarnyard]

Glad I could help!

[@kaleschaos]

Thank you so much for this video! my parents said I can get a few dairy goats and this is by far the most informative video I've seen yet! 😃

[@Troglodyte34]

CynicalCinnamon Bun wow you good person

[@dc__reckless1888]

Unlike some people here I find this video very useful because I’m looking forward to getting a cow and milking it so I can sell it or just harvest

[@shireshine7192]

This was wonderful my 3 year old was so enthralled in your video. Thank you!

[@devieeboiitaylor1532]

I came here after playing red dead redemption 2... now I want to buy a ranch Edit:..... and a cow

[@cockatooinsunglasses7492]

DevieeBoii Taylor do it

[@creepycutiegoth4113]

That is funny because I play Stardew Valley and I get cows so I wanted to see how to really milk a cow LOL

[@Tholmes-ht8or]

Bro.... 😃

[@gabscamps1]

Same

[@RiBA__]

lmao 😂 i’m literally doing the epilogue mission where u have to milk a cow 😂 i decided to pause the game and randomly check what it’s like irl

[@81runaway]

I just showed my 4yo yhis video.. she pulls on my jersey strings at home this is the 1st real milking shss actually seen!🤯thankyou

[@toni929ann]

Wow, I love how calm she was! :3 Also, what's her name?

[@Flipflopbarnyard]

Her name is Gertie.

[@notamosentence8522]

Cute name, our 5 milking cows are named Melissa, Maya, Morde, Mia, and Molly..... I miss them because I am in city but I am going to country town to check out my handed-down farm from my great-great grandfather

[@Timbercreekfarmer]

This is one of the clearest videos on hand milking that I have seen. I love hand milking but it is so hard! But if you only have one cow to milk out it could be the best part of the day. thank you

[@matthewbulic]

HOLY COW Who was the first to see a cow and think “I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out”? 😏

[@markdorn8873]

Thanks for this video. My little girl loved watching you milk that cow.

[@mrjonsey5075]

I've just always wondered if the cow can feel that repetitive squeeze and pull on its body. Or if it becomes sore or something. It's so weird to me how they just stand there while someone is constantly pulling on their utters.

[@zareetolson7991]

it makes them feel relaxed actually because it causes discomfort all that milk so getting milked for them is like us getting a massage

[@mrjonsey5075]

Zaree TheGreat WOW!!!!! thats amazing actually

[@okaminess]

Calves are a little harsher if you ask me. They use their big boned snouts to bump the mother's udder to stimulate milk flow and they can suck hard and greedy enough to drain a large amount of milk in no time flat.

[@أسهلمعآيه]

I guess it's less harmful than having her baby sucking it

[@Iristhornz]

Thanks, just started a job at a dairy farm, first day tomorrow, i think i get the idea a little better now thanks to your video.

[@rae5063]

Why am I here ? I don't even know a cow

[@manteazure]

I KNOW, ME NEITHER

[@dreddheadundead]

This comment section has me dying

[@MalcolmChrystal]

You’re here to learn how to milk a 🐄

[@tanjirokamado5632]

One day this information may be necessary, I dont know when, but one day

[@chaydichter9041]

My four year old was interested in how it's done and this was perfect! She loved it, thanks!

[@salaintstable]

Be honest, you searched this up just like I did

[@JUMALATION1]

It's 4:19 a.m. on a Monday morning and I felt the urge to google how to milk a cow. I'm not disappointed🐄

[@carlamcmann8142]

As a mother who breastfeeds, I can’t help but wonder if mama cows experience any discomfort or pain while being milked. Also, I appreciate you leaving some milk for the calf!!

[@akatsukiawsome13]

My goats compete to get on the stand first. the reality is that modern dairy animals, particularly in the US are selectively bred for milk production. The result is that they usually have very oversized mammary systems that are really heavy, get in the way, and cause pain. It is a relief for them to be milked. Even the less well socialized ones suddenly get friendlier and docile when they need the help!

[@chloeshann8142]

They are fine. For the most part they barely acknowledge you. Of course they allow the calves to nurse until they are weaned. It's so bizarre the thought process of some. It's hilarious you thank them for doing something that is just common sense. Not done for toy

[@thepricklypearsoapery5127]

Thanks for this! Just got my first milk cow yesterday and will be milking later this morning for the first time. I was a little nervous about the milking by hand correctly! Since she is in a very new place I am not sure how calm she will be and I don’t want to agitate her further.

[@dustintaylor9456]

I haven’t milked a cow yet but I’d like to try that some day🐮

[@tiffanyflammel6053]

First time milking this evening .. my lazy cow had her calf ( pretty girl) 3 days ago. So I figured I would try to milk her today. Ur video helped me out a lot. Will try it again. Tomorrow morning. .

[@Flipflopbarnyard]

I hope things are going well!

[@tiffanyflammel6053]

Need to make something out of 2x4 to put lazy cow in so she stays in one place . I'm milking her in the field and she keeps walking around when I stop.

[@realhydraog]

Red dead redemption brought me here

[@sim870]

It was destiny dude

[@Kleptocracy154]

Me too

[@NickB2Blessed]

Lord Hydra OG 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was just milking a cow on Red Dead Redemption.. 😂😂

[@CinnamonRolllz]

Me too 😂

[@mortem7675]

So I'm not the only one

[@rebeccaheroneme2134]

Thank you so much for posting this video! I needed to learn how to milk a cow by hand and this video taught me everything I needed to know!

[@johntoothman4888]

Thanks for the video!! I was trying to explain to my granddaughter on how you milk a cow and that real milk doesn't come from a jug. Thanks so much!!! :)

[@DrRaviKiranVet]

Really good video... Can i use this content in my video...?

[@katbarnes3888]

Why the heck am I here? I literally don't even have a cow🤦‍♀️

[@guilhermeteixeira7095]

Oh man, that's life, natural milk, living in the countryside, i love this, i've learned to do it with my grandma. Very good !

[@nab.7250]

William GT (that’s death) and no that is completely not natural)

[@jockjammer3443]

dairry people are amazing. Thankyou!

[@jennap8364]

My 3.5 year old was enthralled. Thank you for the video!

[@ClearYourMindTravel]

This is how my grandparents showed me 😃

[@howlingdogranch]

Thank you... I have never seen how a cow is milked... I am learning everyday! 😊 thanks for the explanation.

[@timey2552]

Men and women died in wars, are ancestors had to survive through the ice age. For... this And i can say ive never been more glad to be alive

[@monicabooker1769]

My son said your video was very educational for him.

[@officerfriendly1230]

I love cows their eyes are so cute.

[@jdsmotoadventures3956]

Thinking of getting a dairy cow so we can gmhave fresh milk.. came across your channel very helpful

[@1x93cm]

Its so crazy the gubbermint won't let you drink it unpasteurized. It's the most natural thing ever and ppl have done that for centuries.

[@dankpusi]

Gubbermint

[@1x93cm]

Headllama Gubbermint, gubbermint Gum

[@lilscooty4429]

They don't let you drink it unpasteurized because it goes bad faster that way. That's why pasteurization was invented.

[@rpgwrldxo468]

Gubberment

[@hesterroemersma9896]

Can you really not drink it unpasteurised? I thought it was only prohibited to sell unpasteurised milk to others, but it was okay to consume it yourself. But I don't live in the US so I wouldn't know. Now I've gotten curious how different laws around this subject are in different countries. I'm going to try and find out. Could well be another difference between the US and Europe in how milk is handled. Just like the refrigeration-or-not-thing.

[@nature22Philosophy]

I'm from Himalayas and our people still do hand milk method, and this covid19 I was in my village I learn that techniques and that milk so delicious

[@abeshawarma7489]

type of video you watch at 3am

[@cobaltcox5210]

Thanks for your video! I grew up in Wyoming and my mom had a cow that we milked every morning. I now live in town and miss the raw milk.

[@Flipflopbarnyard]

I'm glad you enjoyed it and it brought back fond memories!

[@alexwyer9495]

Wow, very informative! 😊👍🏻

[@Caitlinabcdefg]

I’m here because my 4 year old asked how we milk cows lol Very informative video!

[@Survivalathome]

You mentioned milking "this quarter".... I'm totally new to dairy cows (because I've never had them, but want to have one someday)... 4 teats on an udder... you milk each one? I honestly never knew that. Good information! :D

[@Flipflopbarnyard]

Yes, each teat has its own quarter. :) You learn something new everyday!

[@laylaboston5821]

I feel bad for cows😭😭😭

[@benmcauley8770]

why, is it because people milk them? really, they would rather be milked because not being milked is very uncomfy for them, its hurts them. therefore, milking is good for them and keeps them healthy

[@Sheranserwan]

Great job! I showed this video to my kids and they like it!

[@trinitywalsh660]

I loved that video because my dads mate has a farm and I milk the cows and I do it all by my seals then I go and feed the pigs then chickens then goats and then we shred the sheep

[@Flipflopbarnyard]

Thank you! That's cool. 😃

[@ludhianapets4995]

Nice

[@lipishreenanda6758]

I have no cows but my dream is to have a cow with me ..... Really sisi a very useful video ... Just liked it so much... Thank you for uploading this...

[@SimpleLifeMom1]

Great video! tips, walk through, very clear...thank you.

[@Flipflopbarnyard]

Thank you!

[@najeebalghazeer8578]

+The Flip Flop Barnyard thank you so much for the video I like you Chanel i love milk

[@ar0maeth3real13]

Does milking in any way hurt the cow?

[@ar0maeth3real13]

Also, do any of your cows have milk fever?

[@crazypiloot7404]

عالم الرسم للاطفال

[@kcd333]

Today I milk my first cow, it’s was great and I’m exited for my future.

[@sss-qn4xj]

Welcome to another episode of where quarantine has lead me today-

[@butterfliessx998]

Lol 😂

[@stephanieschneider4501]

Goats & cows ate so different to milk. The Dairy goat milking is easier & more fun. ❤❤

[@paigem.6487]

Who else had milk today & decided to watch a milking video? Lol

[@gerd37]

My grandson and I just had a bowl of cereal and he asked where milk came from!

[@paigem.6487]

@@gerd37 That’s cute! 🥰

[@javierescontrias]

Thank you. My 4 year old daughter just learned where her milk comes from.

[@nerf2752]

there are actual people who think this is painful for the cow

[@madisonfarris4879]

Idk I bet the cow knew it’s feels like pins and needles lol😂

[@zubedakhan9354]

I used to love watching my grandma milking the cows & I was 10 years old. I grew up with her. Now here people go to the farms to see this. When my grandchild first went to Pakistan first thing he asked was "can I go to a farm house" he had no trouble finding one because nearly every family had cattle & chicken.

[@Spoonysauce0]

That moment when it’s pass 12:00 and you can’t go to sleep

[@Sylphydia800]

omg...so accurate...i read this just when it became 12:01 lmao

[@Bangali540]

I just read, "No Milk" by Jennifer A. Ericsson to my children. We stopped after the first page to research what this process looks like. Perfect video to supplement home reading. 🎉

[@sparkijonas]

After 7 Hours i have to submit my report and i am watching this eating cookies

[@dreddheadundead]

I hope you have some milk

[@MrGriddyFN]

Thank you so much Wonderful girl you really helped me figure out how to milk a cow yay thanks!!!!

[@flurofluro7912]

I want to blame KZbin’s algorithm but I’m just gonna take this one on the chin. I specifically searched to see this.

[@MDM_ModernDairyMachines]

To develop a certain degree of proficiency in using milking machine, Hand milking will be the best one to obtain quicker and easier results. The method is known as knuckling which should always be avoided to prevent injuries of the teat tissues.

[@chinagrose5096]

Do cows actually enjoy this process?? I'm an animal science major and I will be working on a farm soon milking cows I'm scared they might not enjoy it and hit me in the face with her hooves

[@okaminess]

I like this video because she's really gentle with the cows.

[@somethings9684]

I showed my grandma's cat this because he always wants cow milk instead of cat milk formula.

[@nikitatreadway7416]

I let my 7yr son see this and he had questions like, how does it turn to milk and what does the cows eat for it to turn I to milk? He had questions like that. Lol, thank you for showing us this. 😊❤ And thanks for giving us milk. 🥛❤️

[@feminico2613]

I'm 6 miles from the nearest possible cow. But I'm still gonna watch this because it's KZbin I guess.

[@keirataylor529]

i loved this thank you very much Jenifer. my favourite part was the last bit

[@windyy48]

The Flip Flop Barnyard, how do you know if there's something wrong with the milk or not?

[@Flipflopbarnyard]

If there are any clumps or if it is stringy at all, that would mean theres something off. That's pretty rare for us though. Generally if you keep your cows happy and healthy, your milk will be great! 😀

[@mudassarsalaria]

Helpful for me as i'm learning how to take milk from my cow.

[@thecarpage8111]

Me in 2020: How to milk a cow? Me in 2050: How to milk an alien?

[@rccstudio1]

Thanks for posting the video. My 5 years old ask how often you need to take the cow to a bath?

[@Flipflopbarnyard]

We don't usually give baths unless they are really dirty. The rain keeps them mostly clean. e just wash the udder before milking. 😀