How to Properly Turn Down Harkon

[@almondnutz7498]

Man missed his own wedding to punch a vampire lord. I rate it.

[@selena3467]

Imagine being a powerful Vampire Clan and getting your entire clan almost wiped out by some naked man in a matter of seconds. Great job. Only downside is that you can't buy the Heal Undead spells anymore

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

“Who gives a shit? You’re dead, you’re dead.”

[@Leto85]

You can't buy that one anyway after turning Harkon down. It's one of the few benefits of joining the Volkihar.

[@irisinthedarkworld]

"this is the power that i offer" i don't think that will be necessary

[@gandalf_thegrey]

*punches legendary vampire lord into the shadow realm*

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Vampire Lord is no match for a Divorce Lord

[@lenonreveur8371]

>Enter Harkon's Castle >Punch nearly everyone to death >Refuse to elaborate further >Leave

[@gortmo]

That must've been a hard way to explain missing your own wedding

[@bowiehunter]

I think she'll understand

[@shif1]

I love how he banished you and the explosion sounded like a fart lmao

[@culturecanvas777]

I usually just mess up all dinner tables and steal everything before talking to Harkon.

[@Arthirias]

The irony is you probably are great at actual parties lol

[@abugonapugonamugonarug1653]

Classic

[@djblairsmith6]

Just read your Description, WOW that is One Hell of a Recipe! I once did a Level One Skyrim, with an Orc and a Ridiculous amount of Duplicate Staves, Amulets of Talos and Spiders etc. I wrote it all down in a journal as it was so complicated that it had to be planned out in advance. Then, if I remember right, I did do an Imperial Ritual Atherial Crown Illusion Conjuration Sneaky Pacifist build. Best fun I ever had! I love this Fucked Up Shitty Game! Always learning something new. Time to dust off that old journal. Be well Leopold.

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206]

Skyrim is goated

[@IntelligenceCorn]

I was half expecting to see a horse drawn cart on the road to Helgen when the screen faded back in.

[@Alpha545]

Ahh, I love the smell of crispy vampires in the morning (well evening really, but details, details...) :)

[@spikeyvulpes]

Day or night, it's a good time to cook those bloodsuckers.

[@rithrius5384]

It's not a leopoldstotch video if it doesn't involve a failed wedding.

[@HuanLeVuong]

Why get married when you can punch vampire lord?

[@the_Karma_Jockey]

There's "no", and then there is FUS SCREW YA!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@hypnoticbacon17]

Missed your own wedding to punch the most powerful vampire and half his clan? Getting some real Florida man vibes from this!

[@RecoveringSkoomaAddict]

Dragonborn: no :p Harkon: i banish >:( Dragoborn: no u 👊

[@gloweye]

> Failed: Attend your Wedding This gonna be gud.

[@jackofred1992]

Best content ever

[@gerbenvanegmond4007]

Now that's one hell of a way to say no lol

[@lc-mx1ir]

the vampire sounds so familiar? where else did i hear it from

[@bilbobagins4305]

"to prevent gaining any experience" lol. 😄

[@memehouse4137]

How do you make yourself a human fire ball

[@zero-ck1ex]

First when i came there i accidentally stole blood potion ,everyone was chill except that stupid dog which was after my ass, ofc i was running from it to Avoid a conflict, until i heard that faendal impaled a shit out that dog then lifted it in air and threw it at harkons table

[@kyokuichira605]

whar the hell all that noise!!!?

[@theetemplar5422]

Ahhh... Glorious...

[@theburningone354]

I banish you drops you 10 feet from the house lol

[@ExtrnalSorce2]

Is there a “missed wedding” playlist you have?

[@hardkornikow]

It's all nice and all, but the real question is: Can you fight?

[@culturecanvas777]

Mod? I couldn't press any attack button in that scene.

[@irisinthedarkworld]

it looks like they're using the failed marriage exploit to gain control during the cutscene

[@nessesaryschoolthing]

@@irisinthedarkworld I knew having a failed marriage would come in handy someday, lol

[@SamDessage]

One Punch Man Skyrim version 🤣

[@qwe-80085]

didn't punch while transformation. haha