How to speak the language of Woke

[@brentpella]

Don't forget to use an asterisk in curse w*rds that aren't really curse w*rds. And don't forget to check out www.blublox.com/brent for 15% off your order of my favorite blue light blocking glasses! I love u.

[@ZaZaZoo22]

Brent this is still offensive and regressive. Change Huwoman to Huwomxn. Womxnudo and so forth or else we going to tell ZirTube and have you canceled.

[@frankdatank7751]

Should heterosexuals engage in homosexuality to not offend hommos lol

[@nb4749]

Stop giving the intellectually woke more ideas! It's going to become a new mandatory humanities or should I say huwomanities for college students.

[@blistersteel]

yes indeed.

[@maddyjose5995]

Love your videos as always. Always hits the nail on the ridiculousness of modern politics. I recommend The Genesis of Political Correctness: The Basis of False Morality by Michael William for anyone who wants to dive deeper into this topic.

[@natlovell9499]

Careful Brent, you're giving them more ideas.

[@scottcarr5845]

😂😂😂

[@TheBlackB0X]

2 LATE

[@skylx0812]

You can't refer to a woman sitting at a desk in an office a secretary or office clerk anymore. To pc term now is Administrative Technician.

[@natlovell9499]

@@skylx0812 that reminds me of that movie Half Baked where Dave Chappelle says he's a "master of the custodial arts, or a janitor if you wanna be a dick about it"

[@circesoul2218]

The scary part is there are people exactly like this in our Country

[@missmoxiemaesmith8287]

“But by making it about race we give people more opportunity to get offended” 😂 this is exactly the world we live in.

[@davenz000]

Even worse are the people who refuse to acknowledge this is the case.

[@CrotchFires69]

"Offended" sounds to negative. We should now say Onended".

[@predexusalortain5862]

@davenz000 Exactly

[@ManThePlow]

.... Right and we need to GIVE MORE PEOPLE THAT OPPORTUNITY to be MORE offended.... Because if we didn't they would feel oppressed.... 🤔🤔🤔

[@all4Dorian]

😂😂😂

[@redpillcatholicism]

"He who controls language controls the masses" - Saul Alinsky

[@CrotchFires69]

Shouldn't it be "she who controls language..."?

[@thetraditionalist]

@esad lmao

[@thetraditionalist]

@@pleaseandthankyou4161 i know

[@origirox]

And..."shut up Karen" is a neighboring offensive phrase as opposed to an offensive word. It morphs, it grows...it "Super Offensive Everything" !! 🤓

[@kevind2382]

Un-Aline from Saul, the lowlife, the destroyer, dreamer of utopian communism. He is burning with Friedrich Nietzsche.

[@XfStef]

This is going to be a serious Vice piece in a couple of months.

[@commieslapper3718]

Vice sure has gone down the toilet over the years.

[@nandanon4748]

Vice just released yet ANOTHER video bashing “conspiracy theorists”. Media is getting SOOOO triggered by people doing the research that journalists actually should be doing if they hadn’t sold their souls to Satan.

[@VivKittie32]

@@commieslapper3718 Yesss, glad to know I’m not the only one who thinks they went the way of the NYT.

[@TSCStag]

@@nandanon4748 YES. This. They made their deals and now there is no getting out. Oops!

[@noelleonard2498]

😂😂😂

[@awarenesswithandrew9476]

at first he's not a fungi but he grows on you

[@ericmurphy447]

Hey! That's fundrogeny to you sir

[@jettyeddie_m9130]

Badum tiss! 🥁l😂🤣

[@skylx0812]

Manspreading keeps the fungi away...

[@brazenserpent7]

There's a fungus among us!

[@thetraditionalist]

lol

[@BethanyKay]

LOL Meditating Womantis!!

[@ErikaEmody]

That’s the one that got me too

[@idepartasair]

I'm legitimately going to start using that one. 🤣

[@lanco1239]

😂😂😂

[@Mary_O]

@IllIl - Oh, yeaaaah! Cuz this one has NOTHING to do with men!😡

[@s-sentialbizness7283]

1:13 ..... Looks like Brent is looking up words in the "vaginationary" .....

[@brentpella]

niiiiiiiiiiiice

[@OllieSmiless]

😂😂😂👏

[@MP-yo2fx]

Hahahaaha!!

[@catsdragon7478]

Well sed sir🤣

[@aspirecan4829]

Oh, perfect! Excellent!

[@simoncameron4355]

There is so much comedic gold out there like this. It is just a shame that mainstream entertainment doesn't see it.

[@notallthatbad]

They see it, they just either 1) don't get it because they don't understand irony 2) they realize that irony is directed at them.

[@MissMovies]

Legally Blonde was ahead of its time when one of the characters was trying to change “semester” to “ovester.”

[@skyejacques]

I totally missed that. That was a hectic movie. Lol

[@Doc-hp5wf]

All the pink , it was cringe , first one was good

[@SpecialEDy]

What about mail-man? Femail-woman?

[@sparkling.water.]

😂😂😂 I so hope this comment explodes!

[@kordi7888]

😂

[@sharkoboyo]

Perhaps just a femail 🤗

[@dr.penguin9412]

Clever. That’ll eventually be offensive too though. Woke people are just looking for things to be offended by. They’ll never stop being offended

[@psyberiusblack]

Femailman

[@Lermer07]

"...but by making it about race, we offer more people the opportunity to get offended."

[@alrightbro]

You're such a stunning, brave, and beautiful human for making the choice to be offended by words.

[@greaterthanharrowk1679]

Huwoman*

[@adsadsaddFQ]

Huwoman* u bigot

[@firstnamelastname8206]

Huwoman

[@princessmarlena1359]

“...and ‘Mail Man’ will be called ‘Person Person’!”

[@pisces8882]

🤣😂

[@mfrog38]

human person lol

[@Beeza2996]

*Princess Marlena* Except “person” contains “son.” 🙃

[@VaultOfTheFuture]

“Boom. Crisis solved” 😂😂😂😂

[@coreycookman5736]

"we aren't calling them easter eggs, they are spring spheres!" 🤣

[@renepassa1969]

I remember reading that article.

[@Mary_O]

@@renepassa1969 - Oh, Lord, this real, too?

[@thenerdsentertainment1601]

........that was a joke right??? Please tell me the woke didnt go after Easter???

[@jimbojackson4045]

Carjacking is surprise valet or involuntary ride-sharing.

[@TheCriminalViolin]

Love the latter one haha

[@Mary_O]

Valet?

[@jimbojackson4045]

@@Mary_O Yes. Thank you my friend. I can't believe I made that mistake. lol. I'll fix it.

[@aspirecan4829]

Mandatory Ride Sharing? I think I'll pass, but shoot in Newsom's CA(not the same CA In originally from, just to be clear), this will probably be a reality soon, especially as they want to do away with bail, and essentially never prosecute crime. 🙄 But, this was quite brilliant!

[@ajafischer5919]

“Woke” language has no end does it...man (I mean wo-man), it’s crazy this is the world we’re living in.

[@Muting_all_advice]

That’s so offence to the undead.

[@deadhouse3889]

I think things will be different on the other side of covid. I think the pendulum has begun to swing the other way and we will start seeing push back from the general public that is getting feed up.

[@MOME914]

Using “woke” as a pejorative is bigoted. It is a black American word that means:to stay vigilant against injustice It’s very telling how conservatives have flipped it to be negative

[@MLeago]

Wasn’t “homeless” the pc version of “bum” or “hobo”? Now we got pc versions of pc versions.

[@noelleonard2498]

Don't forget vagrant

[@Muting_all_advice]

@@noelleonard2498 Hey! Vagrant offends me. I am a penrant.

[@kevinpratt5436]

Just as the word retard was originally considered more scientific and thereby more correct than imbecile.

[@jackbarlow4104]

At school they tell them to use the phrase "in transition".

[@jackbarlow4104]

@@kevinpratt5436 Now we have to say developmentally disabled. How about just "slow", just one syllable.

[@gSWG3R]

Oh my god that opening had me absolutely dying. Funniest one yet.

[@xHeavyweaponzguyx]

We need some wokeisms in the “Bros Explain” series! Tyler, Bryler and Guyler need to give us their PRONOUNS, dude!

[@ARFthegodking]

This is your best skit so far. Genius.

[@kyleshuler2929]

Its getting hard to tell satire from reality. Edit: LMFAO his credentials at the start are from University of Seattle, Chaz

[@awesomemantroll1088]

1:20 "We want to be inclusive to people who don't believe in eggs." Finally, some gosh darn representation! I feel welcomed.

[@wilfordbrimley1506]

1:06 “ Experiencing homelessness” is the term I hear used a lot in California

[@theJ3ZA]

I was most offended by how you ate that banana? YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THEN ME?!?

[@grantimusprimeofficial2732]

Bananas are shaped like penises. He's promoting toxic masculinity I'm literally shaking rn

[@bustindustin959]

THAN me... better than me

[@Muting_all_advice]

@@grantimusprimeofficial2732 You know what this calls for.. banana gender reassignment.

[@grantimusprimeofficial2732]

@@Muting_all_advice How dare bananas separate people by gender

[@Muting_all_advice]

@@grantimusprimeofficial2732 Down with oppressive bananas!

[@taylorsessions4143]

Your videos crack me up, I'm glad your content is in my life

[@MsCelestialSecrets]

I’m here because of JP and I’m grateful! Well done sir!

[@renatmelamed6140]

Sears as in "JP Sears"?

[@ghostridersinthesky21]

@Nitro Makin shut up

[@lindseyadams8627]

I just came across an Oregon Zillow house listing: Owner's Suite with two closets.

[@frograna1897]

God... I feel like all men are turning into this and all women are either Kardashians or Miley Cyrus's/abortionist witches😭!! I miss the 90's :'(

[@jbaketkd]

Hell nah girl. I've been pointing out how slippery of a slope this is for years

[@deadhouse3889]

Only the men on Twitter. Your local dive bar is full of blue collar guys just waiting for a wife.

[@suzannereardon6835]

mee too sistah for reals !!!

[@TheKrauzerII]

That's the lack of red meat... I was banned for twitter after years coz my profile pic was a blue rare steak. Apparently soyboiz weren't happy about it.

[@ninasacks1980]

Jessica B. Perhaps if you agree with the OP it’s you that’s the judgy one? I dunno but when I’m seeking roomies I’m not into chicks that think I’m an evil abortionist lol

[@time4955]

awomen im fucking dying

[@Rythblaqk]

An actual political figure said that. unreal.

[@commieslapper3718]

It's Aperson biggot

[@Rythblaqk]

@@commieslapper3718 kzbin.info/www/bejne/qnWle4Osfp5ll9U You don't say.

[@skylx0812]

Abitch

[@renepassa1969]

@@skylx0812 lmao! nice...

[@O4C209]

"I will now be changing my name from Stevphen Jamison to Stevphen Jamidaughter."

[@osuk1]

Gender neutral....pls

[@Muting_all_advice]

That is a wild spelling. “Is that with a V or a PH?” “Both”. Wild.

[@hannahhope3553]

Not Jamidaughter but Jamichild. And you should replace the “hen” at the end of your first name to “fowl.” Stevfowl Jamichild. Nice ring to it.

[@alexdomino7505]

It’s never going to end…

[@johnbrooks1188]

Real estate ads have banished "master bedroom," in favor of "main" or "primary" bedroom - which may be offensive to those with alternate lifestyles or orientations!

[@StephanieReid]

Eating a banana with a knife and fork was the perfect symbolic gesture...

[@JJbIrd0608]

I ❤️ how he's eating that banana. 😂

[@darla5371]

Another great video Brent! Can we get a Newsom “update” about his recall 😉

[@Lermer07]

I am finally seeing a Brent Pella video on the same day it was posted. Have the KZbin suppressors backed off of my guy?

[@tjedwards4254]

Dang this might be the best one this month!

[@joemama69448]

Damn dude you know this is going to fly over some people heads and they'll take it seriously 🤣

[@vincybadman871]

Maybe say non-jokingly, for people who don't like seriousness (it's a micro-agression).

[@LeileeBaker805]

😆yay

[@AlwaysCheckmateNeverStalemate]

"Spring spheres" 🤣🤣🤣

[@cathowwell]

Awoman to that 🙏🏼

[@rayeemon]

He just solved the homeless crisis 😂😂😂

[@josepha.4072]

"Not all dementors are male"-you got that right!!😆

[@jesusismyking4070]

I was trying to figure out if you were trying to be funny or serious. It all sounds like a horror movie to me. Wait...we are all in a scripted matrix.

[@janeisklar3923]

English speaking people can make light hearted fun while over here in Germany it's getting out of hand. With all kinds of "*" in the middle of words. Or some people stopped using words like "students" it's now "studying" used as a noun. Verbs are simply being used as nouns.

[@yeshua-on-wings]

Scary, and crazy

[@margieo8687]

Its worldwide.. Thanks to the socialists

[@paulbourdess925]

Don't worry, it's catching up

[@robertapascal6962]

🤯 students is offensive? I had no idea. Please forgive my flippant use of this word.

[@s.a.2317]

What!!??? We definitely need a global movement to stop this!!!

[@ShellieTBoss]

This just gave me all the reasons to no longer desire to get offended

[@devinkelly399]

Thanks for sharing this guy JP! Hilarious!

[@awarenesswithandrew9476]

primary bation lolololol

[@annieseaside]

“Cages on the Border” have been renamed: Children’s Enclosure. So much better. 🙄

[@CzarKasm1969]

Adolescent Safety Playpen.

[@aspirecan4829]

Hey, they put Butterfly stickers on the wall! Doesn't that make it world's better? I mean, a night and day difference compared to what it was like under the Trump admin. 🙄

[@20nightparlour56]

I guess dictionary is now clittionary.

[@stevendorris5713]

Vaginary.....

[@OllieSmiless]

So much to learn, Brent! So many new words to be added to the dictionary! Educational 👏😀

[@quaterni0]

😂 Brent, this is awesome!!

[@EJofLA]

That was hilarious handsome Brent thanks!

[@drsuuzihazen]

You’re killing it Brent so glad I found you

[@mrthomaslaux1]

Brent is a little funnier than slappers. He actually touches on some important topics too. Smart

[@USMC-sz6vw]

Manhole is now Assistant Health Secretary hole.

[@top7highlights658]

Hey Man, I love your vids. Thanks for doin it. aAlso do more NEWSOM SCIENCE BABYYYYYY,HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

[@ju5006]

Ha! "Exfoliating masculinity" 🤣

[@alexandrac8166]

Gonna have 3 scrambled spring spheres for breakfast tomorrow . Super excited

[@svatisingh1]

Those glasses on you made me think you'd do an excellent Bill Gates impersonation - don't worry, you're nothing like him without glasses!

[@stephaniekc]

Awesome video, Brent! Keeping it real and making America laugh 😂 MAVA, Baby!

[@beautyintheeyeoflarissa5889]

“We all have choice in this life. And I choose to be offended by words.” O.M.G.🤣🤣🤣😳

[@jettyeddie_m9130]

MAN this is hilarious and sad because it’s so true , some people have gone full delusional

[@skyejacques]

It's been a well planned agenda for decades. I fell for it myself in the 2000s because I'm naive, wanted to be intelligent and cultured. My friend educated me a bit last year whilst I was having severe mental health breakdown and now I'm having to make my life so simple so I can survive everything I'm realising as I awaken

[@MrGoodeats]

@@skyejacques Yeah bro this stuff is not good. War for the souls of humanity between good and evil. Satans best trick was convincing the masses he didn’t exist - now they’re in his grasp and don’t even know. That’s why everything is backward. Luckily, historically, every ~2000 ish years a new light bearer comes to earth and we’re right about due. Can only pray he comes swiftly and soon.

[@Scyber_Official]

Woke-A-Cola will become Broke-A-Cola

[@nepsis33]

You studied hard for this one!!!😂😂😂😂

[@MugenLord]

This has a Ryan Long vibe to it.

[@brycebraithwaite6485]

Love your video man. You got a great sense of humor in my opinion

[@MatusDubrava]

I didn't know I needed your videos, few days in and yea. I like to keep it slow but voah some quality humourrrrrrrr. !!

[@danieldorvil7683]

I literally read the title and thought he’d be speaking in “woki” like as in the Star Wars character. Until he said “Awomen.” I then was sadly disappointed.

[@Doc-hp5wf]

Its been used actually 😂😂

[@willpryor8590]

This was brilliant!! ❤️🔥

[@TapRiot]

Master copy now becomes Parent copy and subsequent copies are now child copies, and irony reigns supreme.

[@iwontreplybacklol7481]

This isn't even a comedy skit, its a historical account and documentation of society today.

[@stevethebarber1]

Written by Charles Uterus 😂😂😂😂

[@thealbanianlorg6542]

Everyone knows Praying Mantis should be Crouching Persontis. Or: “peculiar green alien looking pouncing ninja like insect cannibal”.

[@LidClassic]

That would still offend the Crouching Perdaughtertises.

[@RadDadToolbox]

Great video Brent! Love the sarcasm, the wit!:)

[@georgeohwell7428]

Charles Uterus, sounds like we should know him and love him.

[@aspirecan4829]

Well, except for 1 week out of 4.😁

[@livingunderarockunderarock9963]

Are we going to discuss Brent eating a unpeeled banana with a fork and knife?

[@basketballSZnaruto]

The “Sears master bedroom” skit had me wheezing

[@Jadd612]

It’s like the 7 degrees of Kevin Bacon game, only with Racism

[@DogmaGirlAD]

None of us are going to mention the detail of the way he is eating that banana?.. The small things make this kind of art even finer.

[@FilosSofo]

I can see "temporarily displaced" being pushed in the newspeak.

[@JWattum]

Life got to easy and they’re just trying to make it harder. Even eating a banana. Fun times.

[@thetraditionalist]

this is woke in a nutshell. Funny at first but scary when you're forced to follow it

[@criticalthinker7822]

"Meditating Womantis"bruhhh lmao. This is a documentary

[@comizr8r]

Too funny😂 Shows how crazy things have gotten.

[@WestCoastGfoelife]

Dude u are on fire 😂 freaking love it 💯

[@chrissullivan60]

As a former inmate woke dudes got the crap kicked out of them

[@akumabazooka9169]

Really? That's great news

[@chrissullivan60]

@@akumabazooka9169 They also got all their possessions Taken by the brothers

[@littlefox8352]

In Australia we now have Period Care instead of Feminine Hygiene (at Woolies shopping centre) ... because men get periods too.

[@Mary_O]

WTF??

[@Muting_all_advice]

Ridiculous as the motivation is, I agree with the terminology. Periods aren’t feminine-they are female. And tampons and pads aren’t for hygiene-they are to stop blood pooling at our feet. Nothing feminine or unhygienic about womenstrual blood.

[@4imee198]

Womango, darnit don't mess with the fruits. Now the woke will want to know if fruits have gender lol

[@jettyeddie_m9130]

🤣🤣 some plants are male and female and only the females produce fruit but and then there’s hermaphrodites but 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫 don’t tell the weirdos that they might get offended 😰😂😂😂😂

[@Muting_all_advice]

@@jettyeddie_m9130 Ugh those fruits identify as intersex

[@aspirecan4829]

Well, it all depends on what they identify as. That's all you ever need to know. Make sure you ask the fruits, though, don't just assume. 😁

[@VitaInDC]

@1:02, turned out to not be a joke. Last week I heard the new description of the homeless is the "the unhoused".

[@catsdragon7478]

Primary bation. Thats a good one😂

[@axelj6062]

This is definitely happening rn

[@quantumac]

I'm offended by those who are not offended by what I'm not offended by!

[@mikeb4481]

You're problematic. Educate yourself.

[@axut-3928]

Haha so good. Especially the last line, really nails it

[@deathskayebolo6806]

Denis Rodman got me XD

[@skullbonesilluminati245]

I'll say what I want how I want when I want.

[@pachohybsky6154]

This was soo good😂😂😂😂

[@jozefserf2024]

When you can't find racism or sexism you must look for it. Reasons to be offended part 3.