How to Take Over the World in Mount and Blade Warband! Dank Edition ✔

A quick and easy guide on how to Take Over the World in Mount and Blade Warband. Follow these steps and you'll be emperor of Calradia in no time!
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[@Koifish]

*EVERYY BOOOODY WANTS TO RUUULE THE WOOOORLD!* Hello my Koibois! After many requests, i have made a video where i talk! Just like the good old days! Expect more of this content, as well as the shitposts and streams! YEET!

[@allovergamer3484]

BITCH! I ALREADY DID THIS! But thanks you for the lovely tips. I love you Koifish! You will always have a friend in me. THEM BARS WERE FUCKING DOPE DUDE!!

[@lancerblitz]

16 min late

[@viervonvisonar9889]

Yay! I love you talkin

[@LichlordKazam]

Some people desire to control the world. Some wish they could control their penis at inconvenient times.

[@CrowsNestGamer]

Im a Koiboi :)

[@mackmasters325]

Mount&Blade logic: You are on a horse. All of your enemies are not on a horse. "You can't retreat."

[@xeryus3357]

rhdooks

[@vlaamscherp]

Harlaus gets his butter at last

[@Koifish]

He ALWAYS gets his butter >:D

[@Darkczarek]

Furry thrash

[@Rambonii]

He still is eating it over and over

[@Philipp.of.Swabia]

@@Koifish As it should be.

[@YunsAvatar]

If watching Koifish has taught me anything it is that no matter how well or how badly you live your life in this game, you will be "RIP" at the end, while jumping in the air. Now I will watch the video to see if I was right.

[@YunsAvatar]

He lived! I am so happy to be wrong!

[@Koifish]

HE IS NOT FINISHED YET!

[@tqser]

@@Koifish ohohohohoh, *sounds like sequel to me!*

[@djp2358]

Koifish speaking in his own videos!? This must be 2017!

[@franciscomaia3299]

Best year for the Koifish species

[@allesarfint]

We have learn well how to time travel

[@SBF_983]

@@franciscomaia3299 nope. As much as I love him, I just effectively can't stand hid high-pitched voice

[@sartreplagiarizedmyunborns9104]

Man, Koifish, you had dreams. You wanted to be a pilot, and now you're here, making a shitpost on Mount & Blade.

[@djp2358]

That rap was fire

[@SmilesBalboa]

So hot it burnt my ears.

[@Koifish]

super HAWT!

[@lord_fefiro930]

The liberation of Calradia for the serfs by Koifish Koifishsson. Ca.1257 clourized

[@Koifish]

As seen on history channel!

[@Donbasos14]

That song was gooooood. Good video Koifish, outdone yourself!

[@Koifish]

Thanks my dude >:D

[@user-bo2yb3rl1y]

Koifish what song is playing on the 19:16,o my legend?

[@math3000]

1:43 Queen Victoria: Am I a joke to you?

[@HangTimeNinjas]

BRUH WHENS THE MIXTAPE, I NEED TO USE THAT FIRE TO COOK MY DINNER

[@Koifish]

I have full version on my channel >:D

[@HangTimeNinjas]

oof yis

[@YunsAvatar]

You may have dreamed of being a pilot before, but as the Koi Empire grows, one day you'll own your own plane and someone else will fly you around.

[@Koifish]

LIFE GOALS

[@andreibeast2574]

Finally my favorite m&b player teaches me again to play this awesome game. I am proud to be one of your Koiboys sir! LESS TALKING MORE RAIDING

[@adyadrian1967]

Adevărat :)))

[@Koifish]

VERY GOOD!

[@braffl]

rip steven died again in minute 13 we´ll hope he gets to vallhall

[@Koifish]

He always LIVES on!

[@gummianka3045]

That ending was actually emotional

[@43njdevils]

Very underrated KZbinr and I'm glad I found this channel. I always have a great time watching these videos with a lot of laughs. Another awesome video and can't wait the the next one!

[@Koifish]

Thanks my dude! :D

[@CptAhab-vf1ny]

When you first start the game talk to the king and get him to make you collect taxes. Make sure this is a king you don’t want to join. You may have to reload a few times before this option comes up. Collect taxes and boom easy 6-8 k at beginning then split and burn all villages on the way out!

[@cugitay]

Now I can Unify Calradia again. Thx Steven, we will never forget you.

[@warwickeng5491]

27:00 that plot twist was better than any of the Viking series. Seriously well done sardine boi!

[@finnadianmoose9536]

Until next time Koifish Koifishsson. May Odin keep you safe on your coming conquests. o7

[@Koifish]

*yeeet*

[@Matt-dv9uo]

Such an amazing and charismatic KZbinr. Love your content dude!!

[@caelverada1869]

Swadia worst facti........... *Swadia best faction*

[@NetoKruzer]

Swadian army is the best... But their Lords and the Butter-King are horrible...

[@Koifish]

SERFS UNITE!

[@Ottocide]

This was a masterpiece. I expect schools and museums across the globe to be playing this video on a daily basis

[@Koifish]

One day!

[@jackteller2135]

You are awesome, as usual! Literally every video where you speak is a damn masterpiece, keep going man!)

[@alexmax3502]

I swear this should be an episodic series... with the extra voices it just gives the video a better taste. Of butter.

[@Koifish]

Oh la la!

[@LinkoofHyrule]

koifish how come yo never talk in videos anymore koifish koifish how come you never do longer videos anymore koifish koifish can you make ____________ video please koifish thank you

[@Koifish]

*The Average Comment on Koifish Video*

[@rsk3286]

Literally the first video I’ve seen of you. And I’m thoroughly entertained by your lordish attitude. I expect somewhere in Europe during this time, there was a lord who acted exactly like this. And everyone took him just as seriously. 😂

[@Koifish]

Lord Koifish of Sweden >:D I sure hope they did!

[@odin7hewanderer424]

Every video you make reminds me of how much fun M&B is with just a little imagination!

[@Koifish]

Very true! :D

[@salsaroja9740]

I think I love this guy’s comedy. I hope he has many more vids much like this.

[@shanhulkes4318]

I was in such a sad mood but you helped kick my ass into gear. cheers!

[@tjmiron2203]

I never laughed so hard for so long! Totally entertaining!

[@AlexanderRodriguez-kd8ri]

Thanks for helping a guy remember to laugh more at silly antics. You're the man koifish⚔️

[@AlexanderRodriguez-kd8ri]

That rap needs to be available on music streaming services btw

[@ashtonbrumbaugh6853]

That rap hits hard in 2024 🤣 thanks for the video! I know I'm 5 years late but gd great content bro

[@kaidenfelder]

Ah a nice little prequeal meme i love your channel

[@dhanuddaraekanayake1765]

Watching this in 2020 and almost got choked trying to stop my laughter... Good work broh 😂😂😂

[@dankly8135]

Wow Koifish, Great moves, keep it up, proud of you.

[@Koifish]

*h3h3 music plays*

[@nvmtt1403]

Holy shit!!!!! What was that rap? I am so proud of you right now. Full version please?

[@x2Sav]

This'll satisfy me until we get Mount and Blade Neverlord

[@slavknight5925]

this comment didn't age well

[@karolinne9116]

It just released today!

[@ajsrf]

The videos you talk are the best ones tbh

[@slightlyburntmarshmallow4301]

You owe me $2000 for my house, the rap was so fire it burnt my house down

[@freezelyz]

26:50 such a nice plot twist, and ofcourse ... Brave Steeeeeven... U had a chance to do series

[@Fernisvale]

You glorious bosterd, this is epic.

[@Albiliuss]

You truly deserve more views!

[@FTWNorwayFTW]

yeeet, this is truly the tommykay adventures

[@Koifish]

Ginger-adventures!

[@th69100]

"HOW MANY GINGERS DO WE HAVE, JESUS CHRIST!" -Koifish, 2019

[@panzerofthelake506]

God damn Danes with their funny language and ginger bowl cut heads!

[@jimejohns4988]

Did the audio cut out for anyone after the Second montage , loved the video 😎

[@Jakuup12]

Love this videos❤️

[@A-Rather-Dubious-Character]

Hearing Koifish moo is the most majestic thing I've heard in all my life.

[@Thespeedhunter]

This deserves an Oscar. Truly beautiful..

[@Koifish]

Oscar for best Koifish!

[@TheAvidian]

I think I just shit myself when you spoke 😂

[@kriegskorpsman6136]

I heard that finnish serf, it brought a tear to my eye. Spurdon kautta, paras meemi, jollei jopa ebin :DDDDDDD

[@Koifish]

He is proud to be a finnish farmer my dude :D

[@raptormcman6434]

Really cool Video! I laughed really hard!

[@Koifish]

Very good! :D

[@Matt_The_Red]

I love this so much lol 😂😂😂

[@TH3Darksider]

You make so many references/jokes that I get and are good but I’m laughing harder cause I’m very not used to the accent, this is the first video of yours I’ve seen

[@mustangunique3214]

you got my like in the 1st minute, good fking energy :D

[@styx6361]

Koifish is back 😄. Would love to see Koifish does Kenshi . A how to by Koifish is desperately needed. The masses need their fix.

[@Koifish]

DAMN dude, i should :D

[@garrettforthofer8688]

The ending was actually hella wholesome. yeet be with ye

[@SomerandomShmuck]

The end was very inspiring!

[@amberaerts8474]

I absolutely loved the music in this video! The medieval songs were good too

[@Koifish]

Thanks my dude!

[@Oghuzpervert1]

Loved your success story.

[@Koifish]

>:D

[@darrellmarcks6304]

I want to see a multiplayer game with Robbaz and Koifish. Epic.

[@icedragon9756]

Så jäkla roligt

[@Milk-bh3nu]

Didn’t know i needed to see a Scandinavian man play warband until this

[@edogz8244]

The voice acting was mint 👌

[@Koifish]

Top tier!

[@cameroncanedo5982]

Finally a video worth my time... Now I finally know how to take over the whole world.

[@Koifish]

Very good >:D

[@k1er4n544]

Elizabeth the 1st who brought Europe's most powerful empire to its knees "Spain"

[@landyg7656]

Such a good storytellig. You sir just made me enyoj your 30 min. long video

[@ayno6891]

the most underrated youtuber

[@mateibucur7037]

Another masterpiece.

[@Koifish]

Very good :D

[@mateibucur7037]

@@Koifish Wow u really care about comments that is pretty nice.

[@Matt_The_Red]

Great video

[@asagud1833]

Nice man also Discord gang

[@akshatsahay9015]

DS gang unite

[@tiarnacais9656]

Unite

[@Koifish]

Discord Gang best gang!

[@Matt_The_Red]

Bro 😂 I’m dying watching this

[@kylegoyak]

You just conquered the nords and vaegirs. I kinda feel cheated that you didnt actually conquer the world. But still very entertaining. Cant believe I watched the whole video. And that rap was fucking amazing

[@mutualdecline2174]

First time I'm playing this game & it gets frustrating when ruling your own kingdom. Seems like I have to do everything myself even though I have like 8 lords.

[@delp4287]

You are such an dank fishiiii

[@szymonmajewski1059]

beautiful

[@Koifish]

Thaaank you :D

[@italianbourgeois2926]

Caraldian Lord: I like feudalism, bacause i got the power! Koifish Koifishson: *FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*

[@simbachvazo6530]

Such a young Koifish voice, wild.

[@muhammadjuansyarin1596]

Ctrl+Alt+F4 in this game are OP

[@rutgr3696]

i have only 115 hours in the game. I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL. i like your Swedish accent though

[@Vagooor]

It was a beautiful story about true friendship :')

[@Koifish]

And serfs >:D

[@rugbyforzimbos8577]

Loved the Rap

[@Koifish]

Thanks my dude!

[@garrettrice4885]

This is premium KZbin content

[@Llacer42]

Nice!

[@mattoni553]

Very nice XD

[@OldManGankins]

Omg its beautiful

[@leeboi222]

this was a wild ride

[@GhassanFinge]

*stares at gingers* “TommyKay is this your army?” LMAO

[@Koifish]

HE A COOL BOI THO

[@GayFurryFromSS]

This is so inspiring

[@Koifish]

Indeed! :D

[@qualityretard3242]

Beautiful

[@Koifish]

SIMPLY AMAZING >:D

[@Androtar]

STEPHEN! is that you, Stephen?!?! I told you not to come!

[@the1prodig432]

This guy is genius honestly

[@desmondjones7643]

Brooooo!!!!.... This shit was great!!!! 😂😂😂😂👍

[@LordStankNuts]

*breath in* VERY GOOOOOOOOOD!

[@Koifish]

VÄRIII GOOOOD

[@toompyfloyd4074]

Very good 👍

[@Koifish]

VERY GOOOOD!

[@fake_polymuse]

That rap was so fire it distracted an enemy castle’s garrison and i was able to rescue a lord. gg ez fam

[@Koifish]

GG no re easy tactics!

[@eskilgullberg4128]

"Fuck horses!" - Koifish, 2019

[@bigboijohn6038]

Holy YEEZUS

[@Darren-rf3tq]

Omg Steven from the last video😂

[@hasanefebalc206]

perfect

[@estebanandresaguirre8101]

Look at that upload schedule... so consistent!.

[@Koifish]

>:D