How Uncle Roger Met Auntie Helen | HAIYAA #2

Welcome Uncle Roger to Episode #2 of HAIYAA with Nigel Ng! In this week's podcast, along with Nigel's disappointments, Uncle Roger's taking us back in time to when he first met Auntie Helen.
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Nigel's disappointments this week:
0:00 Covid craziness
6:55 Ep 1 response (ok, this wasn't a disappointment)
11:46 Average-sized dick jeans crotch problem
20:16 Street WhatsApp group
25:02 Sucking at gift giving
34:57 Uncle Roger story time
43:53 Listener disappointment
Go see Nigel on tour: nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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See you next Wednesday!
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[@uhhhlexusgiselle1211]

“I made this joke the other day, it’s a terrible joke… I’m gonna say it anyway.” Exactly why I listen lmao

[@tommynobaka]

you would like flagrant 2 if you already haven't heard of it

[@hkimiythn3908]

What minute?

[@Czarina888777]

@@hkimiythn3908 17:05.

[@kittybitten2752]

Finally uncle Roger is answering the question we always had

[@Matt-dc8lp]

I like how as Nigel gets into a story/rant his voice unintentionally gets closer and closer to Uncle Roger

[@devinhendrix7209]

More Uncle Roger stories but keep the same amount of Nigel, it's nice getting to know the man behind the facade

[@cheeseboard3704]

Agree, it's nice to see more of Nigel outside of the character 🙂

[@fluffysimba5475]

In all these years, I didn’t expect this episode 😩😂😅

[@goofyman5648]

Me too😩

[@zawadimwangi7514]

Me too 😅

[@frofro7134]

why

[@pauladams1211]

Imagining how many "Oh Nigel" we would hear if Evelyn was present 🤣

[@michellearboleda5720]

kinda missing Evelyn!

[@iloveujoe]

ruined 69 likes

[@memphisfoodtrotter8136]

Omg an Uncle Roger cartoon series would be cool. I love how there are cartoon clips of some of Gabriel Iglesias’ comedic stories called Fluffy Bits and I think the Uncle Roger stories would be even more amazing as cartoon episodes!

[@MrHaydenJr]

Call it "grains of our rice"....

[@livlov9264]

10:52 That subject is wild, it teaches us how to be a tailor, electrician, plumber, farmer, chef and carpenter in literally one subject 😂

[@lionbill]

Hello Nigel . . . I really enjoyed this latest show. 😂Thanx for having Uncle Roger as your guest, I'm a very BIG fan & learned a few things too! Lots of luck with your new podcast!

[@dhvanishukla8863]

So good to hear and see you. Loved the podcast💜

[@bryanabbott6169]

'How Uncle Roger Met Auntie Helen' Uncle Roger doesn't need a multi-season/series TV show, he can do it in one podcast! 'How I Met Your Mother' such a waste of time.... 😁

[@ab123rules]

But barnie

[@andix3944]

Loving the Uncle Roger story time 🙌😍

[@teojane4328]

Nigel pls stay safe n work hard as always . Can't wait next episode!!

[@chxrry_ii2945]

Love the podcast and Uncle Roger life stories!

[@genesisrodriguez3579]

You’re hilarious! Already bought my tickets to see you in Chicago 👏🙌

[@vehongaruhaka7756]

I'm glad Uncle Roger will be appearing more on this podcast, and please create the Uncle Roger cartoon/movie please 🙏🏿, can't wait for it, will surely be the best thing on Netflix

[@ninjacat824]

Yes! More of Uncle please on podcast! 😂 Thank you 🧡

[@fffej0]

Second time watching this podcast, so happy I discovered this channel, keep up the awesome work Nigel!! Much love and thank you for making me laugh you and uncle Roger!! 🤙🏽

[@GeckyWecky]

I am happy for the Uncle Roger lore. Excited to see more.

[@2xwicemanwx2]

I'm just now realizing my favorite uncle Roger moments are when he is so funny, he makes himself laugh 🤣🤣🤣

[@rutnieteh7753]

One Utama is like my second home because work office building is right next door! And One U has literally everything! It's just a 5 mins walk from office to TGV Cinema for a 1.5 hours movie and then back in office within 2 hours haha!

[@Wittyx]

So glad we got to see Uncle Roger! Stay safe out there, Nigel! Can't wait for the next one!

[@Badriyaishere]

When it comes to birthday gifts my notes app is a lifesaver. Especially the Google one - I have people's names as headings and write down anything they mention underneath them so when it comes to present giving time it's a little easier

[@tstale6019]

Just luvv "Uncle Roger Story Time" the best. Thanks for the Timelines...Useful for people like me who just zoom in & out during 10 mins Breaks....😂

[@ThisIsFiftyWithLil]

1:20 AM TX Central Time... I'm back for a listen. And I'm making a paper chain out of old Christmas cards... because my tree is bare. So, this is a perfect pairing. Not a carpenter, but my husband is in homebuilding industry (not the actual building part) and his hobby is crafting items from wood - furniture, display pieces, etc. He actually won an award in woodworking in high school. LOL

[@mavis931]

Hi Nigel, you are my spirit of learning English, I really like the way you speak so comedy and humour! The topics you are always talking or discuss which can make us more understand about the western culture from the Asian perspective! Wish you all the best, believe in yourself because you have that talents! But please don't follow the steps of Li Hong Wang😂🤗

[@monique4540]

Your english is very good

[@PokhrajRoy.]

We are blessed to have this podcast! #AsianDisappointmentSupremacy

[@VibrantN1ght]

litterally just started listening to this after a fkn year its so cool acctually chill some relatable sht that i can relate to kind of makes me feel comfortable

[@keertanasmurthy4207]

Omggg I'm just soo excited by the news of uncle Roger comic series and animation movie and everything !!! 🤩🤩😍 Soo sooo incredible ideas Nigel. Keep going. Thanks

[@smiler_888]

i love watching these 😊😂

[@Jaysonschannel5326]

Love your show!

[@mikebraithwaite3288]

Freaking Awesome! Keep up the great work. Comedy needs to be funny. People need to understand that we need to laugh at ourselves.

[@chockitkat3776]

It was actually funny, I absolutely love your sense of humour, I love it when you speak alone, and I love how you see the good in the bad. If someone were to make a joke where I have to rebuild my house and that makes me a good carpenter, I would actually laugh, because it's true! It's just so how ironic how the people being joked about are not as offended as those who are not even the one being joked about, like are people okay? Love your podcasts Uncle Roger!

[@smiler_888]

yes, love to see more uncle roger 😂

[@ninjazone47]

Thank you uncle roger for this video

[@mayaanimay]

I needed this COVID talk🤣. Many of colleagues are coming positive and I am currently being made to stay away from the main lab and hospital areas to prevent contact and because I am only resident in my current area and was feeling really down. This made me feel better. Thanks Nigel.

[@Yubi_Shimaru]

I love this comedy podcast, it makes me feel better XD

[@oo7wazzy1]

Am literally in the garage woodworking while listening to this 😂

[@CheckTMOW]

Omg when he asked how many carpenters you know I said “Jesus” and then he said Jesus and I laughed so much lmfao

[@madhuchoubay7808]

Finally the STORY 🤣🤣🤣❤️

[@hernandezdownat]

The honesty here is awesome 😎

[@oedentertainment]

To remember a gift secret, after you hear said thing that person wants, you pick a day when they aren't with you, and pick it up and hide it from them for six months, and then try to remember where you put it later 😂😂😂.

[@alexerwin230]

I love this content. I’m listening on my AirPods in public laughing like a lunatic. I can relate to this story. Can’t wait for more content

[@francis-ip8ub]

Dark humor for the win🤣 the carpenter jokes is amazing.

[@denverdazzle5131]

This is the 1st time I heard you without thre uncle Roger voice, lol! Low key I wanted covid so I could get a break! 😂

[@aishabraimah6893]

Nigel is so cute! Can't wait to see him in NY!

[@JasonStillwell2012]

Awesome stuff! Coming to Japan?

[@rachaelbullmore48]

Hi Nigel, glad to see your podcast is coming along. I've been learning Mandarin on Duolingo for the last year and a half (just so I could binge watch Chenqingling and get more out of it) and I kinda feel bad as I missed yesterday's practice. BTW the crotch wearing out on jeans is not unique to men. It's more the inner thigh seams that wear for some of us women, and it's not about size - it happens if you walk lots as the friction wears out the cotton. I think the denim is less tough these days - feels softer but wears out so quickly.

[@madichuchu]

I normally analyze to what I think they might want :) it's understood as a friend who's shy doesn't know what to give you so you just remember what their interest are so just knowing more bout them shows you respect and care for them...

[@demonsandlords]

Sewing and wood working as you say are equally valuable and important because not everyone is good at it 😂😂😂

[@mspautu2616]

Love from Lunglei.. its always a pleasure to watch uncle roger

[@ThisKiwi03]

It was so good to see uncle roger! Please bring him to New Zealand 😉

[@dhvanishukla8863]

He is coming to Auckland in june.

[@ThisKiwi03]

​@@dhvanishukla8863 yeah I know. I bought the ticket on presale. It’s a splurge. Maybe I should get an Orange Polo ☺

[@SallyCarly]

me and my friends usually ask and/or tell each other what we want just a few days before my/their birthday/Christmas so we can prepare it. HHahhaha so there's no need to "remember from a long time ago"

[@NotYourMommasHistory]

Lol! “Fast, cheap, good, human rights…pick 3”.

[@itskyle5766]

Love your podcast let uncle roger come in more often

[@Archer_N]

I live for the moments when he pauses and just *sileñtly cackles*

[@shirleyminassian1547]

Yea, I love those parts too.

[@TeenaNguyenLopez]

So true about celebrating Chinese new year and just go look at lights for Christmas!

[@pmwall3664]

Fantastic as always. I kept texting the jokes to my friends

[@oathbreakerraiden]

love this podcast!

[@sherrykloster7489]

I used algebra quite a bit as a friend & I renovated my current house a few years ago. We were both teaching full time so did it over the course of 2 summers. I did bits through the school year (tiling the kitchen, installing trim work) but mostly it was done in 4 months.

[@hoppiehoop6878]

This video make my day, thank you Nigel

[@Rylsworld]

Oh gosh I waited forever for auntie Helen's story lol

[@beths4249]

Omg!!! 😂 I feel you on the remembering what people want via Christmas and or birthdays!! Been told I’m a mememememe person! Lol yet after a night of drinking I forgot the last week! Lol. Gotta keep a geek notepad in our pockets for people with memories like our! 👏🏻 lol.

[@rleary]

Uncle Roger’s story sounds like one of those vignettes in “When Harry Met Sally” only longer.

[@RoxanneLavender]

I'm learning Hungarian on duolingo whilst watching your podcast. I learned how to say 'this is a dream' and a bunch of other confusing stuff, i learned enough Korean on duolingo to get the gist of most Korean conversations, i learned what i thought was a good amount of Swedish, i thought i could say a lot in Swedish, but all i can say is stuff like 'the child is eating the apple', or 'i like strawberries, but i love bread, i don't eat meat', but i can't understand anything Swedish people are saying.

[@PassionPno]

There are so many errors in their Korean course.

[@annettey4799]

Currently watching this while at home with covid 😅

[@khinhtethtetkhine4913]

I enjoy listening to your podcast. Happier to see Uncle Roger too!! I am already hoping to see Uncle Roger Animation!!

[@Trickster3530]

Great episode.

[@YY12369]

I just bought the tickets of your Melbourne tour. Can’t wait to see you !🥳🥳

[@BadQualityGames]

Fuiyoo podcast vid👍👍👍

[@celtwarrior7851]

Glad to see you are doing so well considering!🤣 Thank you so much for all the laughs.

[@YoMofficial1]

I love it.

[@yaboiiidagamer6590]

Like the starting movie and Nigel vibing to the song and when he pressed the wrong sound effect

[@soupp7168]

0:46 it feels so weird when uncle roger talks like Nigel Ng well in way he's in Nigel's character but still

[@barbarasummers280]

Love the neon rice cooker!

[@papytofu3796]

Your show in Canada will happen exactly when my wife will arrive in Canada (same date, same period of the day) and we'll be reunited for the first time after 2 years of Covid. Still thinking about how I can pull that one off 😅

[@juanzamarripa3133]

With your right 🫱 😂

[@zicadabra2721]

Is the fortune cat wearing Christmas hat at the back?! Gift giving- Nigel not listening to people but expecting people listening to him n make up a gift giving app 😆😆

[@rs.9165]

You are a good listener. How do i know because you always give the people what they want 😜.

[@humppapomppa1186]

It was so bothering to remember that we had that same separation in craft lessons back in the primary school. (I'm from Finland.) Then we got the chance to "choose" for one semester, girls were pretty ok to choose woodwork (even though the teacher was a slimy perv) but all the guys who dared to choose sewing were immediately "gays" and it was back then just a slur. Don't miss those days.

[@thekasperdarkfire]

Yes for uncle roger show. He so funny. :)

[@josephkhong3654]

Can't wait for episode 3

[@armandorosales1869]

Newwww stories!!!! With uncle Roger!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@edwinfranks2835]

Fuiyoh....such a good podcast.

[@DisruptedSinner]

I would LOVE to see you do some sort of Internet or HBO series with Jimmy O. Yang. He was on the show Silicon Valley and was hilarious.

[@thepapaasian]

Nephew Nigel, I love this podcast so much it always makes me happy and laugh so much!! :D Uncle Roger I love that story about Auntie Helen :D Tysm for being such an amazing person!! :)

[@mishtimakhni4886]

Uncle roger , you NICE KEEP GOInG ✨✨

[@lynn025]

Listenning to people is already hard enough but remembering is hard for my brain. Actually, birthdays are already harder enough to remember

[@danielpruna9884]

Nigel. You have an awesome personality. You're funny, entertaining, and magnetic. No wonder you are so popular. By the way, the neon rice cooker rocks bro.🙂👍

[@DatsDaCheese]

the intro music is fire

[@excitedberry6163]

i love how he checks his phone for the sate casually while on camera

[@azizulfikri8392]

For me personally, memory is better retained when you attached emotions with it. I don't mean that you need to be an emotional person, it's more along the lines of how engage in that conversation for you to remember them

[@whoam6680]

I live in hong kong, and I can agree with Nigel on the mall comment.

[@kianogudarion658]

12:20 i always have that problem to, for me its probebly bc i cycle and take two steps at once on stairs

[@maanya525]

lol i love wat u said about duilingo haha , i have i and i dunno i abandon it for months and randomly take a lesson and then forgot bout it lol

[@mikebaker2436]

Uncle Roger, you both had something else in common besides loving food. You both loved Auntie Helen. 😉

[@ganeshsivarajah3132]

Uncle Roger is my spirit animal

[@DestraBintangPerkasa]

Having lived in a condo near 1Utama, I can confirm you described the facilities very well, Nigel.

[@AdoraTsang]

Talking about anime, Uncle Roger would make a great character on Scissor Seven. Street food seller by day, K-pop hair obsessed ladykiller by night...

[@evelynmonsivais9430]

I got you I got you on this okay great idea my friend great idea for the first podcast

[@Eddyspeeder]

That joke about how you get your covid news... spot on!