THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NEW ZEALAND AND FRANCE

[@alipao6519]

"Squirting out unaffordable house prices" the truuuth 😂😂😂

[@nynz197]

Ali Pao hello darkness my old friend~

[@KeaBee23]

And this generation is gonna have to be the one to deal with all the mess the previous generation has created... like unaffordable house prices... and to many sheep...

[@missywink1504]

Yeah, here in the U.S., too. That syringe has quite a span.

[@moichibb]

as an uni student, idk whether to cry or laugh

[@rorythorns1597]

Lmao Auckland's gonna make you Broke

[@thelorddrinian]

“When they do speak English....”. [Proceeds to speak French.]

[@mamangere6932]

Jared Begg but in fact when we speak english we basically speak french 😂

[@FirstLast-qf1df]

Oh good I was the only one who noticed

[@English_Mapper24]

🤣

[@kineko7823]

That’s the point xD

[@woltersworld]

You crack me up man. Keep up the fun work man

[@danielleking262]

Ditto!!!!

[@2hlsjhlghshfgjh]

To true

[@eliana8696]

It's a great thing that you took the time to make such an informational video! For years I have been confusing France and New Zealand and at last my struggle has been resolved!

[@LGD3]

New Zealand could have become a French colony like neighbours New Caledonia. But the British had faster ships and gave the French the illusion that NZ was already settled by the British all along the coastline.

[@eliana8696]

LGD3 that's really interesting! Thank you very much for the neat history fact!

[@caitlin5770]

"A syringe....squirting out...unaffordable house prices" That's an Economical fact XD

[@sovietsocialist1652]

Yes... Yes it is

[@EliTheMonKEE101]

He's not wrong.

[@ivorybluesky]

don't ya love that democratic world.

[@karollasocki7065]

A pricological fact

[@English_Mapper24]

Its true . Especially in Auckland bc I have been there to many times since I live in Hamilton but seriously I have seen for sale signs in Auckland and it says 490 dollars a week for a 2 bedroom 1 bathroom house and for a 4 bedroom 2 bathroom it is 710 dollars a week . Wtf is that

[@vesper9547]

I love his awkward style of presenting!

[@ivorybluesky]

he does it so naturally....

[@fishyfish1639]

@@ivorybluesky Trueee

[@Gentle_Spirit777]

[Types in]: "Sorry in french" (high pitched voice): "Pardon!" 😂😂😂👍👍👍💯💯💯

[@Mohe]

France just won. You predicted it!

[@lindsaylambert9297]

Wait you know he was kidding right

[@blisteredrose737]

NAWWWWW IK WE WILL WIN GO MY KIWIS

[@soccercaballo510]

I predicted as well

[@jameshay3389]

So did I, from the start

[@danielleking262]

IT'S BECAUSE HE TOUCHED THE WOOD!!! 😆

[@Ana-pl9wt]

Everytime he says ‘accent’, I hear ‘exit’

[@sabcayen9814]

Ana Same, I could never figure out what an exit was. lol

[@phucho5702]

Ana same 😆

[@danielleking262]

OMG I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. lol

[@pk3]

Me too

[@sanjunumo]

Exint

[@MyLast2Braincells84]

Don't downplay your architecture. I personally have seen a giant bull and a giant gumboot..I was impressed. Pft to French fancy buildings.

[@everythingshiny]

E Bergenberg did you miss the giant fish and the giant carrot?

[@DakkaDakkaDakkaWaagh]

don't forget the giant apricot and giant peach

[@ohmon]

and the giant L &P

[@MyLast2Braincells84]

Ahh well I didn't travel around all of NZ lol. I have obviously missed out on some more amazing giant objects!

[@jlang]

Pretty sure there's a giant kumara somewhere and there's definitely a giant sheep and a giant dog in Tirau. :)

[@surlicious]

Talking about windy Wellington, my professor once told a story when she and her friend were studying abroad in Wellington (we're Indonesians, by the way). The friend of this professor was a petite girl and every time they went outside on a windy day (which was everyday), this friend always looked like she's about to be flown away. Since then, she was called "Mini Wellington", even after they got back home to Indonesia.

[@khutchinsoncpa1]

Since “having a lot of wind” is a euphemism for being flatulent, the mention of the city of wind made my young sons giggle a lot. They would definitely prefer that over any silly city of love!

[@Janegrannis]

1:42 - how to mum??

[@poppymanson8959]

HMMMMMM🤔🤔

[@aaronj6060]

Sad reacts only

[@carlos0907]

How to mistress? :D

[@JSvK98]

I was excited for one minute

[@cj2058]

sister? :O

[@armellec6387]

We say bon appéti not bon appetit! (But we write bon appétit! I know it’s weird) I really like your videos (from France)🇫🇷 And we’ll win the World cup of course!

[@rogerstarkey5390]

Nani Coucou Of course! (🇬🇧)

[@cathallawlor989]

Roger Starkey of course England is going to win the world cup!

[@Cpesk]

.....no just no you won't win most likely Brazil I'm not from there though I'm from New Zealand

[@camyk.8901]

PARDON, MON AMI, BUT BRAZIL IS GONNA WIN!

[@verycarla67]

bonne chance !

[@willudedicateasongtome]

plz continue making “the difference between” series!!! it’s hilarious!!! well done:)

[@Eva92317]

As a Kiwi living in France, this video is made for me 😂🇫🇷🤝🇳🇿

[@Glamorista]

Do you like it here?

[@English_Mapper24]

I have a friend who is from France and we live in New Zealand

[@vesperlord4342]

You've opened my eyes... I never realised the Skytower looked like a syringe before...

[@ivorybluesky]

not just any syringe... one that squirts out unaffordable housing prices....

[@danharvey3096]

@@ivorybluesky So literally heroin then lol..

[@ivorybluesky]

@@danharvey3096 lol sure. hahah

[@mariemartino1310]

Sacré Jordan🤣 ! Je suis parisienne, je ne comprends pas tout ce que tu dis, mais j'adoooooore tes vidéos, 💖surtout "How to go grocery...." et "How to keep a kid calm at the dentist", qui me font mourir de rire ! Merci d'exister ! I love yours videos so much ! You must come in France, to learn french language with the accent ! (sorry for my english) Salut A+!!!

[@simoneborja]

Moi aussi je le trouve excellent

[@maryannovel9781]

I'm French and I don't know what is sexier: your French accent or your kiwi accent :)

[@aidanluap1066]

Nz just won that award

[@elizabethcameron6045]

Both.

[@kingstondyer2486]

Both 😂

[@mariemartino1310]

Son français est tout pété.... mais bon j'le pardonne 🤣🤣🤣et il appuie trop sur les mots !!! Mais ça aurait pu être pire, hein !😁😁😁

[@maryannovel9781]

@@mariemartino1310 Au moins il fait l'effort de parler français, je ne suis pas certaine que mes compatriotes français en fassent de même avec l'anglais ^^ (At least he makes the effort to speak French, I'm not sure my French compatriots do the same with English. ^^)

[@nicolasperel8026]

As a french man, I enjoy this video :) And your prediction on the World Cup winner ! Nice channel Mate

[@alenasedivcova5264]

I actually like New Zealand's wine better than the French ones. Great job. Was that "How to mum" in Kiwi kiss ? :)

[@keriford54]

Apparently he was doing the Kiwi kiss with another woman

[@lithopseffectt]

scandalous

[@lornaamaru799]

Alena Kavalová Lol His Sister

[@lornaamaru799]

Alena Kavalová P.s. Kiwi kiss is not like a Kiss kiss... so it's ok for siblings to Hongi

[@alenasedivcova5264]

Lorna Amaru. Thank you :) I have actually seen Hongi when I was in Rotorua. In this video I was just wondering if it can be how to mum nothing else :)

[@wanketta]

Great accent! Your French is on point, too.

[@brig.gen.georgiiisserson7226]

wanketta how the fuck would you know no French person would say pardon like PARDON its more like pardeau

[@oyasumilunlun]

@@brig.gen.georgiiisserson7226 who tf says pardeau, we say pardon

[@Fantam-BamboU]

Son français est pas ouf quant même 😅

[@quantumsoul3495]

@@brig.gen.georgiiisserson7226 it's /paʁˈdɔ̃/

[@gemmajowett610]

It looks like a syringe squirting out unaffordable house prices *hello darkness my old friend. 😂

[@vegetadu93lol20]

Merci pour la prédiction. J'adore tes vidéos !!! Love

[@amybarrett6627]

Doesn’t it mean thanks for the prediction love the videos

[@kiweping5]

Amy Barrett Oui

[@amybarrett6627]

Thanks I’m working on french

[@billie0429]

“Are you going to eat that?” Man, thats a nice way to say hi

[@SansDream6810]

The difference between Wellington NZ and Wellington Canada

[@tinamillstherunningpeacock6318]

Wellington, Canada is tiny! Interestingly it's right next to Picton, Canada, which is a bigger town.

[@neocris6202]

There's a Wellington Canada?!?!? That's sounds cool.

[@lucasuniverse]

genericusername1 I'm pretty sure there's a Wellington is Wales, too... Not entirely sure though.

[@jkprez]

Duh....Wellington Canada?...There's lots of Wellington Streets in Canada. And there's Wellington County in Ontario. Nothing like the capital of a country though.

[@danielleking262]

ooooh I just realized that must be How-to-Mum at 1:44 *_(gasp!!)_* Also, I cracked up when you were holding the board with an oven mitt, and the bit about wearing shorts and no shoes gets you into any fine establishment in NZ 😂😂😂

[@ZackDunda]

Right?? That must be her, despite her never showing her face in the videos.

[@katemckenna5600]

When he started talking about rugby and France I knew some stuff was gonna go down about 'that game'

[@debbierabe1756]

If that was "How to Mum" in that one picture....she is adorable. Cute couple, cute family. ❤🖐👍

[@yukiwhitley]

"Are you going to eat that?" i'm an american but i feel some cultural affinity for NZ now hahaha

[@-lv7sj]

Also, LOVE IT!!! Made me laugh so hard, thanks for always giving us the humor :)

[@dianajm3370]

I think this is the best episode of the country comparisons. Felt like a total stream of consciousness this one and the demo of the French kiss just impeccable!

[@choplin1352]

oh man this is great! Do one between New Zealand and Singapore! Here in Singapore we love going out in singlets, shorts and slippers, or jandals! =)

[@WonderGirl99]

“There’s a rat in ma kitchen, what am I gonna do!” This shall be my anthem for at least a month 😂

[@sivolia1317]

Germany vs New Zealand please!

[@LGD3]

This series of videos covers it: vimeo.com/channels/lifeswap (episode 1: vimeo.com/74708073 )

[@tiomiguel999]

LGD3 - Piss off spammer, that's not what Sivolia meant and you know it.

[@haifisher]

But don't mention the world cup for us :D

[@linajurgensen4698]

Yes pls!

[@cathallawlor989]

Ireland vs New Zealand please?

[@azziebean4773]

Hardrive33 Irish are friends

[@McBoofen]

Yes, yes they are

[@francescabennett9691]

Yes! I’m Irish but I was born a Kiwi

[@DaMazzaf97]

The irish also have an equally terrible case of being horrible drunks as we do haha

[@PuRpLePoNcHo]

That red red wine solo, if you were drunk you would've pulled it off hahahh kiwis will know

[@manopt1]

Great video, being from France I really enjoyed you telling us we will win the World Cup. Also it was never a forward pass but you guys have killed us in rugby the last couple of years.

[@AMIACU29]

I was waiting for this one for a while. Merci de la part d'un français :)

[@virginie-paulecardon3284]

Merci de m'avoir faire rire aujourd'hui ! Thanks Dad !

[@sarahputrus3953]

"squirting out unaffordable house prices" 😂😂😂 it's so true tho

[@maggielys]

OMG you are hilarious. Im french from Québec Canada. LOL. Youre french is Perfect .... continue youre great work .... passe une merveilleuse journée ..... 👍🤣😂

[@jahnasworld7987]

Omggg ur so crack up man (nz slang) I love ur videos and I got ur book and read it literally every day 😂😂❤️

[@ninondelenclos9969]

I m French and this makes me laugh....2018 was an amazing year....

[@camyk.8901]

These comparison series is so funny! Lol Please, make more.

[@annlee6801]

Merci pour cette video. Fan from Lyon (France). World champion we are ... bien vu. Love your videos ! Keep going.

[@ameliaelizabeth8472]

Eyy I live near the Wellington sign! Love your channel, it's so funny 😂😂

[@jasonmalyon209]

Love the videos, Please make one with South Africa and New Zealand!

[@nkosanakhumalo5976]

I love your videos. Just pleasant humour.

[@venbo]

Hi Bye Thanks Are you going to eat that? 😂 😂😂

[@LGD3]

Could you please do a spin-off vid of this for NZ vs New Caledonia. Both countries are part of the same continent (Zealandia!) but speak different languages and who knows what else! We need you +HowtoDAD to tell us!

[@FrenchWanderers]

You nailed the french accent mate! Love your videos

[@louismeyer8424]

Do one about the differences between New Zealand and South Africa ........pleas

[@user-pq8qj2jj1u]

You need to do more Difference Between NZ and . . . I love them. You should be a stand up comedian!!!

[@diarmo4048]

Do one about ireland and new zealand

[@WilliamKearns5393]

R.I.H The French Wine Glass Robot, April 19th, 2006 - February 23rd, 2024.

[@trazommazo]

As a Parisian living in Wellington i really liked this video ! Your french accent is actually quite good and we're definitly gonna win the Fifa Wold Cup ! (no jinx there)

[@Jhpmrs]

I'm french and I like so much your video!!!

[@sarahhein4678]

New Zealand da best. I live in Australia in canberra

[@maxfaas794]

Sarah Hein outta here you Australian

[@GlamourNNail]

OMG! I laughed too hard at, "Baguette?"

[@rothchild5786]

I remember that world cup in 07, that forward pass was the talk of the entire county at the time. Never forgetti the Rugby World Cupetti.

[@XxXBeXccaXxX]

Can you do Canada? I'd love to see that considering everyone gets Canada and the states mixed up and everyone gets new Zealand and Australia mixed up

[@annalau9645]

Yes i agree. Im aussie in montreal and everyone tells me the all blacks are really good.... Lol

[@canelaramirez4041]

these are the best i can’t 😂 please make more like these!!!

[@CC-sm9zq]

"A big syringe squirting out unaffordable house prices" NNOOO LMAO

[@hugoobrien3073]

How to DAD is now a fortune teller. He predicted the world cup winners. Can we get an instructional video on how you came to that conclusion???

[@lulubell9711]

.... "baguette?!". I died🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

[@thesquarerootofpiisonepoin8486]

well people don't really need to go tanning in nz is the uv rays are so high you could probably get a sunburn in winter (if you live on the north island) so ....

[@maddi2748]

Emily Queen_Anime I live in the South Island I’m so freaking pale! But I get sun burnt like crazy!

[@TheLoreSeeker]

Amazing. Keep being awesome How To Dad!

[@oof5494]

And france won

[@gedged666]

Shut up

[@gedged666]

Kiwis are better

[@andrewbarley6941]

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NEW ZEALAND AND SOUTH AFRICA...We need that video mate.

[@No1CanHelpM3]

2:30 This aged well 😂

[@GuruGulabKhatri973]

You are really funny. I love your videos

[@Shenshej]

4:20 Actually, demographical facts

[@guzzikoo5767]

So funny your difference series !!!

[@gallolocoparisien]

Haha trop bon ! Merci j'adore tes videos!

[@rockyourgamez1945]

Keep the hard work up like the vids man.

[@hoomanAdnan]

Lots of Informative comparison ❤️😂🇧🇩

[@benmonroe_the_1]

This series is the best. Please bring it back in 2024 🙏🏼

[@KahhyLee]

Ahhh, funny. Good stuff. Make another one!

[@javivicente2509]

Hi. This is a spanish dad, living in france. I like so much your videos. Are you thinking about to prepare any video comparing differences betwen your country and mine? I really would like to watch it.

[@marcoweeling2927]

That was fun to watch, perhaps an next time about the difference between New Zealand and Zeeland, an province in the Netherlands , all Zeelanders only would like to watch that ;-).

[@gustavosass7591]

Make a video about the difference between Brazil and new Zealand. I'm Brazilian and I'm gonna arrive on Auckland next July 18

[@adamt808]

When Buck Shelfords Testicle sack was ripped open? I remember that game

[@matthewkatene5031]

Holy shit i think your the funniest ples keep it up an never stop dude

[@panpanshow2047]

Love this mates videos I always laugh so hard my stomach stiffen up

[@neeshaalphonso4613]

Good video after a long time ... How to Dad😍😍

[@manonjoubert8783]

You're "pardon" was so funny 😅 #i'mfromfrance

[@libby9599]

Could you do a warehouse vs Kmart video?

[@harukakoizumi8473]

I like this series! Pleases do the difference between NZ and Japan!

[@ransdell91]

Hahahaha the head bump at the end had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

[@kingkingkingkingking191]

He tried to jinx them it didn't work. France still won the 2018 FIFA WORLD CUP

[@Brooke-vy5ne]

Cher man it cracks me up as an kiwi cheers for the laugh sweet as

[@stevenmorgan6708]

Lovin ya vids champion. Your so awkward but a funny good awkward.

[@sanjunumo]

I liked Taika Waititi so much in Thor Ragnarok that I fell in love with the Kiwi accent. Now thinking of a international matchup 😆😆

[@biondino03]

Hey ! Little hint to speak a better french: "Bon appétit" => you don't say the last "t", it's like "Bon appéti". Bye! (Thank for the video, it was really funny, I laughed a lot !!)

[@Mina-gg6ti]

Great french accent , I am a franchie and I love your country

[@RankinMsP]

Populogical fact! Well done for expanding the language.

[@jackyjess7273]

2:40 was hilarious

[@tribefpv]

F#*k bro you make me laugh so much. I hope one day u get in a movie. cheers