I Almost Killed Markiplier

I can't believe this, I Almost Killed Markiplier with my game.
Markiplier played my latest game, Late Night Mop, and let's just say that one of the jumpscares might have tried to actually kill him.
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#markiplier #latenightmop #reaction

[@NauKuu]

Accidentally killing your own employer would be it's own horror experience altogether.

[@jnascimento7023]

You mean the handsome boss?

[@General_C]

Depends on who your boss is. Lixian? A nightmare. An average office worker? They probably fantasize about it.

[@shelbyherring92]

@@General_C Work at a hotel, can confirm. But if I go into details they'll know it was me. 😉

[@General_C]

WE DID IT BOYS WE GOT A SPAM REPLY

[@Pumpkinsmasherok]

@@General_C lol at this point spam is a right of passage

[@vyke2548]

Lixian: Please don't fire me :( Lixian in Late Night Mop: YOU'RE FIRED!

[@eeeeee8762]

@Don't read profile photo ok

[@Irish_Enderman]

@Don't read profile photo I won't don't worry :)

[@cubertuber780]

That's one hell of an UNO reverse card right there

[@kingofravens215]

Let’s be honest we’d riot if that were the case lol

[@ToxicAutisticTrash]

@Don't read profile photo please dont get any bitches ..! Oh shit nvm you don’t even need to try

[@Kitti_Toes]

Lixian: "I'm gonna react to Markiplier" Also Lixian: *giggles like a schoolgirl uncontrollably for 15 minutes straight*

[@mreeper25]

guess he in love or something

[@muted5ilence]

Can't blame 'im, if I made a game and reacted to someone playing and reacting to it, I would be giddy and find it more fun/funny

[@TotallyNotSnowman]

Everyone giggles uncontrollably when reacting to Markiplier doing Markiplier things

[@TheBumblingBea]

Yess

[@just_ej_3811]

@@mreeper25 id say personally everyone is

[@bdogstudios4848]

3:11 Markiplier: maybe Lixian has lost his touch? 8:43 literally kills Markiplier

[@TheWarTrain]

This is the humor

[@briannarichardson9511]

Almost

[@Calebisrandom]

Prefect😂

[@yagurainuzuka]

Markiplier: maybe Lixian has lost his touch? Lixian: Are you sure about that?

[@gerardwayseyelash]

​@@yagurainuzuka I'm about to ruin this man's whole career

[@poisonousiodine1769]

Whenever I watch Lixian, I think "Huh, his editing kind of reminds me of Markipliers editing. Neat". And then I realize how stupid I am

[@ryliejohnson4647]

BRUH

[@funkmasterx6825]

I hope you find solace in the fact that you're not alone in this😂😂 I'm not even mad about it anymore.

[@ZeldaDoo]

Same..

[@RussianSpudnik]

bruh xD

[@foolishstrudel2689]

S a m e.

[@madeleine_as_in_me]

You know Lixian is made of pure evil genius when he almost made his boss choke to death

[@HappyAngelhOLa]

i already know that.

[@ExistentiallyDreading]

Ninye?

[@BigDumbBird]

ah yes. the laughs sound deadly, filled with terror, it truly was the *spookiest* things ever.

[@Jades-qh2pr]

Its a threat of whats to come if mark ever decides to cross lixian

[@Ractrin]

"Don't question the logic of the game!" - I feel like Lixian's speaking for every game dev right now...

[@khoilotl]

you can see the exact moment where mark's soul leaves his body but he just sucks it right back in 😂😂

[@spiketrap8212]

Underrated comment

[@NickAsNickName]

And chokes on it

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

Little do we know, that was Lixian’s motivation this whole time, to take Markiplier out

[@marlees1271]

@Don't read profile photo ok

[@mrspartan40]

And to take over his subs lol

[@kamilululu2515]

For dinner :D Right?

[@stardustlight8630]

@@kamilululu2515 *Right.. Captain…?*

[@Firefox-eg3no]

Shh you say any more or you'll be "promoted"

[@stardustlight8630]

Taking “Who killed Markiplier” series to a whole new level

[@somerandolad]

Jokes on him, he was killed once before. Mark's immortal!

[@Zhelios9382]

😂

[@AsparagusRex]

Now we truly know who did it

[@Void_not_found]

Hue hue hue hue

[@Void_not_found]

@@somerandolad HUE HUE HUE HUEAAGH * wheeeeeeeze*

[@codeninja99]

I like how Mark is all like, "Oh it seems Lixian lost his touch.", or "There aren't any jump scares." And proceeds to almost die later from a jumpscare. The irony is hilarious. edit: How did so many people find this comment hahaha

[@inactivehorse9753]

We could say that Mark "chocked" on his words XD

[@DrRachi1]

1200 likes and 1 comment I am hear to change that

[@codeninja99]

@@DrRachi1 thank you

[@alexconn7473]

Honestly the use of less jumpscares is usually more effective because it gives you more room to breathe and more time to develop a false sense of security and let your guard down so that when the jumpscare finally does happen it hits like a truck and makes you more likely to jump right out of your seat or fall over in it because of how intense it was from not expecting it or you could be like markiplier and almost choke

[@Choco____1]

​@@alexconn7473 To add to this, the best jump scares are the ones with good buildup of tension.

[@ingramberetta6279]

Lixian using his magic portugese powers to kill his boss

[@Jeeny_2real]

😭

[@i-cant-remember-who-i-am]

Assassination

[@FishieeXD]

e eu sou brasileiro, ele deveria devolver nosso ouro

[@unfortunatedisgrace246]

things that make me happy: -lixian making games -markiplier playing said games -lixian reacting to markiplier playing his games -dogs

[@ahhh844]

Don't forget: -Lixian giggling at mark playing said games

[@mreeper25]

yes

[@idoit6776]

one of these things are not like the otha

[@RussianSpudnik]

@@idoit6776 good song! That brought a flashback lol

[@abstractfriends6722]

yeh

[@Solid.food.]

Lixian just giggling the whole video is the content I need

[@michelle_doll_2442]

I agree

[@zakhie_]

Sinister giggles

[@BigDumbBird]

it was quite goofy, it made me *giggle* HOWOOWAHWAHWAWHAP, WHAOAHWAOWHP

[@lunar4092]

Mark: There's no jump scares, Lixian isn't very good at this 🙄 Lixian: *laughs menacingly*

[@rozieredz]

Lixian's incredulous look at "maybe Lixian's lost his touch!" was everything

[@vampirelilicios3571]

I'm easily amused but watching that jumpscare literally take the life out of Mark for a split second is the peak of my existence

[@lanceelamparo1757]

It's like his soul accidentally pressed the ejector seat after seeing the jumpscare but forgot to unfasten the seatbelt.

[@vampirelilicios3571]

@@lanceelamparo1757 FR LOL

[@zakhie_]

@@lanceelamparo1757 THAT DESCRIPTION LMAOOOO

[@Lian3795]

🤨

[@mx.menacing]

@@lanceelamparo1757 THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER READ 😂

[@SparksOfGaming]

I like to believe Lixian laughs this much all the time when editing Mark's videos. He's so wholesome.

[@mx.menacing]

Same, I think it would be fun to see him editing a video live at some point c:

[@evapunk333]

@@mx.menacing Omg yes! Mostly because I wanna know his process, as someone who is an aspiring editor myself.

[@BigDumbBird]

ah yes, trying to kill his own boss with a white dude with large eyes. very wholesome.

[@aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh2663]

@@BigDumbBird and replaying and laughing at the moment where he almost killed his boss 3 times lmao

[@TitaniumStudios822]

Lixian's giggling whenever mark questions the game is priceless.

[@ahhh844]

Lixian giggling as his boss plays a game he made is just so adorable

[@mofonilly]

After watching this reaction I've realized that Lixian is in a very unique position if he so chooses he could make a game just designed to mess with Markiplier. He's worked with him for years so he probably knows things that would mess with his brain. As well as knowing what kind of game mechanics or puzzles he has trouble with. And Lixian probably has ways to contact Mark's friends like Bob Wade Ethan and Sean to record lines to lure Markiplier into a false sense of security before pranking him or giving him a jump scare... Markiplier should never make Lixian mad for this one man could destroy mark with one game if he so wished

[@ValentineC137]

Even the small things like putting the bathroom as room #2 on the list, knowing Mark would head there before exploring the living room

[@PlantFromDiscord]

don’t give him any ideas

[@alchemysaga3745]

Please, *give Lixian ideas.*

[@AshleyGossett]

Ohhhh, yes fricken please, this would be hilarious.

[@dark_incense]

My guy has a whole story to read.

[@1stLt_HChurch]

Lixian: I'm so sorry to make you almost die please don't fire me!! Also Lixian: *watches that scene 3 times and laughs each time*

[@TheBumblingBea]

Lixian: “I’m so sorry Mark!!” Also Lixian: “that was really funny 😆”

[@LampHatScott]

Assassination attempt on Markiplier.

[@PlagueDOC49]

@@LampHatScott THATS WHY (calls for mark) MARK RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Kati_Gory]

“idk why mark calls lunky when im not here… it seems like a bad idea” i love how Lixian has the common sense to think inviting a horror monster to co-host a video is a bad idea. we all know mark loves ignoring common sense tho and we still love him for it 😂

[@Tgoat573-zs9cz]

8:30 “Tis truly nothing!” A second later mark gets the life choked out of him😂😂😂

[@mistyyyroses]

i have come to the conclusion that lixian's laugh is one of the best to exist, it's so contagious

[@calebkeller5748]

I bet all these people complimenting lixian's laugh are making him blush lol

[@Sp3ctralI]

Lixian and Vinny’s laughs could cure all diseases

[@mniakan3544]

Plus Bob’s laugh

[@Nikko2413]

@@mniakan3544 fr 😂

[@jgShadow]

Love how you know he'll just skip the tutorial if given a choice lol

[@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275]

Even when forced, he'll somehow skip it

[@streamer9923]

8:50 well this might give new meaning to choke on your words

[@frostyproductions23]

3:38 "oh yeah i gotta mop the carpet" "the realisms a little off here" meanwhile Lixian "DONT QUESTION THE LOGIC OF THE GAMEEE"

[@LizzietheDragon]

Lixian: Yes I made this cool game and my boss played it. Let's see how he did. Markiplier: *almost dies* Lixian: That's not right

[@ryanclemons1]

Lixian: it was supposed to kill him

[@ataucei]

Lixian is really trying to bring us "Who killed Markplier" season 2

[@kissgergo5202]

14:20 "didn't mean to ALMOST kill you" because of where you put the emphasis I'm gonna chose to interpret this as you didn't mean to ALMOST kill him, you meant to FULLY kill him.

[@HedgehogY2K]

7:41 that mop was given to Mark on his 8th birthday. And now you tossed him out like a bag of moldy tangerines.

[@katieneves]

I got the UHF reference lol

[@icyhotremy]

Markiplier, almost dies from BREATHING too hard: Lixian, laughing: Please don’t fire me.

[@X-SPONGED]

13:06 Lixian: "Oh and also, you're fired!" Mark: "You can't fire me! I quit!!!" Lixian: "You can't quit! I quit!!!" Mark: "You can't quit! You're my editor!!!" Lixian: "You can't editor me! You're my bud!!!" Mark: "I'm not your bud! You're MY bud!!!" Lixian: "Oh! Hey, Mark. How's the game???" Mark: "Pretty good, but I quit my job" Lixian: "You can't quit your job! You're fired!!!" Mark: _"AAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH !!!"_

[@LIXooo_o]

Loving the asdfmovie reference

[@HelloImJakeAndImStuck]

@@thisisahandle01 Idfk-

[@richardpike8748]

amazing

[@balling4853]

I haven't even watched the asdfmovie for 5 years and i still remember this line

[@h0p276]

I miss mah old times =(

[@MinMin4theWinWin]

How ironic that lixian was asking Mark not to fire him for almost killing him...only for lixian to fire mark for not cleaning his house xD

[@RedbashoGAMING]

Mark: Almost dies, Lixian: *C O N T E N T*

[@chinalebeau8021]

Lixian has such a contagious laugh

[@renstamate]

Agreed i kept smiling while watching the video 😭

[@sliver-fox-thot-patrol]

He and Bob need to team up on a try not to laugh compliation

[@erinerinDDBB]

I kept laughing when Lixian giggles!

[@Anonymous529]

@@sliver-fox-thot-patrol I mean, if you’ve seen the Try Not to Laugh Series, you’ll see Bob is actually one of the hardest to make him laugh. I think he just laughs when he’s not expecting something

[@pimpwithoutthepee3702]

Really? Cause it reminds of Joker who is forced laughing due to sickness all the movie long

[@---os8zc]

I love how Lixian *IMMEDIATELY* gets the “ooo no” face when Lunky is mentioned.

[@melody4682]

3:25 I love how just before this, he was so offended at what mark said, then mark continues to think that he has lost his touch and ditched the jump scares...then he hears something as if it was just to prove him wrong😂 meanwhile lixian: -evil laugh- "it's probably nothing"

[@MeghanTheShade]

I can't stop watching this reaction for some reason, and I just love the way your eyes go wide when Marcus and Rachel come onto the screen along with Lunky.

[@madsserritslev8496]

Mark: "Lixian is smoking a loooot of weed" Lixian: Haha it was a joke *Lixian standing with a background of smoke*

[@edwinking8432]

but that was a joke on lixians part you see.

[@pseudofiev4707]

He only smokes ironically.

[@Bre4458]

Seeing Lixian giggle along to Mark's commentary, all I'm gonna picture now is him giggling while watching the raw footage and making it into what we see.

[@genkureshima9834]

Including the parts which Mark talks to a wall, but in his mind he's sees Lixian's little character

[@erykross]

I love the friendship these two have. Where Lixian and Mark can knowingly joke through videos like this and just be fun.

[@novadragon8736]

My new favorite thing is hearing Lixian laugh whenever Mark does anything

[@epsilonfighters3563]

100% idk why but this made me imagine a horror game where Lixian is trying to teach Mark about Portuguese culture, only for things to go horribly... horribly wrong.

[@Kai-ci1ch]

Mark mispronouncing so bad it's a Portuguese demon or something-

[@epsilonfighters3563]

@@Kai-ci1ch I really enjoy the idea, that it's like Lixian trying to be friendly with mark but mark has options to say his usual things. And everytime it causes Lixian to glitch slightly more as he gets closer and closer to mark's last chance lol

[@PlantFromDiscord]

lixian's face when he realizes hes now going to have to come up with lore behind lunky's friends

[@jacobgalloway1392]

Correct me if I’m wrong but lunky is like Lixian, so his friends are the other editors?

[@PlantFromDiscord]

@@jacobgalloway1392 probably. i would assume they were made by the other editors lol

[@krisb.1565]

@@PlantFromDiscord Yeah there’s an R for Rachel on the red haired one.

[@auradiae]

Lixian giggling uncontrollably watching this is both so pure and SO evil

[@SunSaiko]

8:55 best reaction to a jumpscare

[@mrviking6892]

I love how lixian is literally editing Mark's *already edited* video in his own video

[@Handle_666]

Respect.

[@TMOSB]

Did he actually edit that video though

[@OutroBusan]

@@TMOSB no, mark’s other two editors did. they’re in his description

[@Hyopomora]

Mark: “I…I had something in my throat” Me: IT WAS FEAR

[@Jakub310]

I swear Lixian and Mark are the best wholesome duo

[@EvilTreeFrogs]

The look of pride on Lixians face whenever Mark gets jumpscared is great.

[@igotnoideas1372]

"Don't question the logic of the game!" - Lixian

[@hannahc1348]

the maniacal laugh followed by the shy and reserved 'gottem' is what really got me

[@flishpie]

mark saying: “his style is jumpscares, jumpscares and more jumpscares.” and lixian mumbling “oh you’ll get them.” had me giggling 🤭

[@stevehamilton5658]

So the attempt on the king's life has failed I see....

[@ovinophobias]

Lixian laughing after everything that Markiplier says/does is the ultimate friend moment.

[@dfquartzidn6151]

It’s great. With how good their friendship is, I sometimes forget that they are actual work partners and Mark pays Lixian.

[@riyogirl93]

Lixian: I can't beelieeeve I almost killed my boooossss 😅😅 Also Lixian: *proceeds to watch it over and over and over and...*

[@WitherRage]

3:08 LMAO I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT WHEN I WATCHED MARK'S VID

[@LkarPhoenix]

I kinda want to see Lixian make a game where Mark's voice was made into a jumpscare. So when Mark eventually plays it, I wonder if he would get frightened by his own voice or not.

[@phasedcloak2835]

8:40 "(Almost) Very Dead" Ending I do love the dynamic they have together

[@mrred1255]

5:52 best part ever 😂 Wait... So Rachel is Lunky? 🤔

[@Alpha-Maia]

Lixian's uncontrolled giggling through the whole video was so contagious

[@chickdrumstick1443]

This is the type of content to die for, as demonstrated by Mark himself

[@n0va807]

Mark: "Maybe Lixians losing his touch!" Lixian: Manic giggling

[@nattycat1141]

I never laugh so hard in a video in a long time 😂 I love it! Time to add that game to my wishlist soon 😁

[@Happyworldshark]

Same here 👍

[@josephine_stone]

This is so cute i'm literally smiling the whole time. You can just feel their bond throughout the video. Also Lixian, you did an amazing job with this game👏🎉

[@jamakoyt]

7:50 they raised eyebrows together, very epic knowing it wasn't scripted.

[@singingchristian]

Lixian just giggling for 15 minutes simulator and I love it

[@brinlee02]

Okay wait I don't know why but when Lixian says "the big boss" at 0:20 he sounds like Michael from The Office 💀

[@esmeraytv]

3:56 this is exactly my laughing at Lixians editing, especially filters, i love his style so much

[@mitchellvanderbaan4954]

I think lixian should be on the next episode of powerwash pals.

[@nekiawolf]

I second this!

[@himemiuu]

SO MUCH YES

[@xAgonyAngelx]

ABSOLUTELY.

[@KhAnTlol]

after that, powerwash pals with LUNKY

[@Lukeisboring]

power wash power hour pals time*

[@handlemonium]

Lixian and Markiplier's gameplay humor have become one

[@rianlynn3854]

Neither of them would be the same without the other. They are literally business soulmates.

[@ManikFerret]

I imagine Lixian is always giggling to himself the entire time while editing, and no one can change my mind 😂

[@kittyroid8123]

When Mark says that maybe Lixian lost his touch, Lixian's indignation gives me life. He looks genuinely hurt before he looks mad!

[@minusplus2023youtuber]

I love the timing of the jumpscare as well. Mark saying “It’s nothing. It’s truly nothing.” and then immediately the jumpscare occurred. I don’t think that was “truly nothing” after all.

[@tashinatorgaming9674]

I can just imagine Lixian sitting there editing... *giggling the wole way through!* Such a wholesome relationship they have. You know your comedy is good when you make your editors laugh before they've worked their magic.

[@dfquartzidn6151]

This was edited by Rachel but yeah, it’s still really nice to see. Not only is Mark funny enough that his editors would laugh at his content, they have a good working dynamic too.

[@angel572]

Lixian's uncontrollable giggling for the whole thing was just *chef's kiss*

[@lunaisbetter]

LOOK AT LIXIANS FACE AT 0:53 HOW FROM HAPPY HE BECOMES SCARED

[@SamTheTurt]

Lixian"s giggling the entire time is how you know it's his honest reaction.

[@pixeljam45]

Lixian's little giggles make me so happy

[@coltforceplayer]

7:10 Bro just entered his own blood red office

[@ritun4656]

What happened at 11:04? Will Lixian ever tell us???

[@chrll]

9:03 Hey, your boss can't fire you if you kill him first! *insert dude touching his head meme*

[@WrecklessFantasist]

3:45 as a game designer I felt that

[@VariableCave870]

Markiplier is just making Lixian laugh.

[@androsfenrir]

2:20 felt that one

[@jackrabbit.]

okay but lixian's reactions are actually so adorable

[@41tinman41]

I can see the potential of this concept. Imagine your character as a clean up crew member who got hired to clean up various places from mansions, morgues, forest parks, etc. Each location has its own anomaly and you can completely ignore them, or try to find out which anomaly is lurking there and try to get a picture or some physical proof.

[@VenomQuill]

So Phasmaphobia meets Powerwash Simulator? Legit sounds interesting.

[@41tinman41]

@@VenomQuill Right? But the main goal is to clean rather than to hunt ghosts and ghouls. Instead, the spooks are obstacles in your way to getting the job done. You can die, in which case someone else will have to clean up the mess your dead pile of flesh left behind. It could turn into an online thing where you see "username's mess" to indicate that a player has died on this job.

[@sansgamer9153]

Out of Context: Markplier: It's just a Curtain Also Markplier: *Having a stroke Because He Saw a Curtail*

[@elizabethsomehow4813]

I really loved the idea of this game, kind of like the mix of relaxing cleaning and a scary game, brilliant! I honestly think it would be amazing to have a longer version, like a big house (maybe even a mansion!), more scary stuff, more ways to clean, that's a dream game...or a nightmare game I guess Thank you, Lixian!

[@RanDomiiz3]

Lixian has been editing Mark's videos for so long he even head tilted at the same time as Mark at 7:55 They are literally becoming one

[@Dylan-hp7gv]

You guys genuinely help me to keep my sanity

[@Ronkhus]

Knowing lixian, at 10:55 he totally didnt like cframe the hand properly, And it just went from near the bed to under it to behind it, We see through your lies lixian 😡

[@IzsakJoraszZ9]

Seeing Lixian's actual reactions to Lunky...😳😎

[@blanketrat]

Lixian is the most unproblematic person on this platform tbh, I cannot think of anyone less problematic

[@rubynights3]

I know you mean it well, but that kinda pressure is part of what made Jenna Marbles leave KZbin. Everyone has problematic traits, be careful not to consciously or subconsciously put him on a pedestal!

[@raptros]

The fact that Lixian is straight and married and had a child with a woman can be seen as problematic to a certain group of individuals that we shall not name, people should really dial back on the word "problematic" because now-a-days problematic is simply saying anything or doing anything this vocal minority don't agree with, even if the rest of the world couldn't care less about it because in the real world it only effects... That one guy in the audiance that took offense and ruined the show for everybody else. Thanks a-hole!

[@BrokenCDprodux]

@@raptros Oh shutup.

[@arandomperson2957]

@@raptros how is being straight problematic? (Just asking)

[@raptros]

@@BrokenCDprodux And here's the lucky winner of today's show...

[@cthulhuwizard]

Man, I absolutely loved watching Mark's playthrough. I played through it not too long before Mark did and the only scare that got me was the one at the door for the NOPE ending 😂 10/10 on the game, I honestly recommend it to everyone.

[@cthulhuwizard]

I'm also surprised for getting to watch this video as SOON as it was uploaded. I'm already dead after the first couple seconds of the video 😂😂

[@matthewmuehlberger4265]

4:18 ..................................................................................................................................................................PROVE IT

[@matthewmuehlberger4265]

2:54 DAMN MARK!

[@chrispycrint]

5:32 Lixian being incredibly tiny is very funny to me. It’s like he’s about to be eaten by mark