Peacock's Insane Christmas Movies

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Let's take a trip into The Void™ and watch a couple of the most bizarre Christmas movies I've ever seen.
00:00 - peacock
05:35 - 12 dog days till christmas
19:20 - alone for christmas (ft. amanda)
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[@Den-fr8xy]

How do i exit the video

[@theneonllama416]

Idk

[@joeIIed]

yeah

[@Cardboard_object]

Boop

[@dundermifflinpaperco.6985]

looks like we’re in the same boat here

[@goavs7438]

good question

[@Iron678Maiden]

Cryin: “In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in. And I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That's weird.”

[@drew2510]

Perfect.

[@R0S3LYN3]

I love how perfectly this fits

[@imailedyouaboxofbees]

QUIRKY DOE

[@sinuslebastian6366]

"I don't fit in because I like quirky things like Harry potter and Stephen King"

[@broadex9080]

So relatable this is like I'm not like most(preferred pronoun) (old trend)

[@yakketyyak6414]

The idea of this child setting a sign on fire and saying "CALL THE COPS! TELL EM OLD JACK IS WAITING FOR EM!" like some old cowboy and then immediately going "it was barely a candle's flame, really :(" is so fucking funny

[@lazylegolars]

Probably their definition/understanding of bipolar lol

[@brkh96]

he fucked around and found out

[@reynap343]

“If anyone asks tell ‘em it was golden Joe and the suggins gang” vibes

[@AnastassiaHaynes]

@@reynap343 LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@riabouchinska]

Reminds me of me in college tbh

[@journeywithrosie]

I know 12 Dog Days Til Christmas was awful, but I read this on the IMDB Page and thought it was really sweet: The lead dog, Petunia, was actually rescued from an animal shelter to play the role in 12 Dog Days Till Christmas. She had very little hair initially, but by the time filming started she had grown back a lot of her hair due to the love and attention she received in her new home. She is still living with the animal trainer after the film.

[@daveslamjam]

that means they probably wrote all the stuff about her being ugly when she had all that hair loss!

[@journeywithrosie]

@@daveslamjam yes 😂🥰

[@TheClaireyboos]

omg im crying now 🥺petunia

[@journeywithrosie]

@@TheClaireyboos i know!! it's so sweet.

[@staceex0]

Posted 12 days ago 😮 so meta (but also incredibly sweet)

[@maledictionwolf]

I gotta give credit where credit is due, the guy playing the skinny blond robber in the Home Alone dog movie is absolutely AMAZING at physical comedy.

[@Zarmdthecoolest]

Two phenomenal actors in such a bad movie

[@blokvader8283]

​@@ZarmdthecoolestI really hope the other actor you're referring to is the dog lmao

[@13realmusic]

He was fully committed to the bit!

[@Niobesnuppa]

Petunia is like the dog equivalent of when Hollywood movies have an "ugly nerd" character who's played by a supermodel wearing glasses and frizzy hair. It's just a cute dog everyone keeps informing the audience is supposed to be ugly.

[@sethesteem]

she's so babey

[@calebduarte5255]

The exact same thing they did to the poor ginger gal too

[@joycor1419]

@@calebduarte5255 my first thought EXACTLY, no flannel and baseball cap can hide dat bone structure

[@spiderdude2099]

You ever see me without this stupid collar on?

[@katelynknopp8397]

she also just has a tiny bit of a bad haircut

[@Chelseabee55]

Petunia did nothing to be attacked like that. She’s a cute dog, it’s like the writer has a personal vendetta against this particular dog

[@faithglover8368]

We riot at dawn against the writer

[@ThunderDudeSki]

@@faithglover8368 FOR PETUNIAAAAA!!!!!!!

[@sleepyrose69]

that dog scared the writer once and he went insane

[@dr.alphys]

fr

[@niggleabductor]

"Fuck this one dog in particular" -The Director

[@NotOnLand]

Whenever I see a movie where a dog plays an actual character, I judge how well the dog was trained. In the worst ones it's just voiceover with puppet legs to do things, but Bone seems pretty clever! He can open latches and ride a skateboard, I hope he got a lot of treats and a better movie. The best dog acting I've ever seen was the husky from The Thing.

[@frankisnot1148]

The best dog actor I've seen was in live action Garfield. That dog was a comedic GENIUS.

[@SpawnRevenge92]

The husky in The Thing was INCREDIBLE.

[@blackflare]

The dog in The Thing was amazing. They had a hard time finding one that could pull it off.

[@a.a.g.h.1679]

I would like to submit the dog acting from Prey as a great example for dog acting

[@bambulance2174]

Jeb really was snubbed at the oscars smh.

[@rhea.treece]

amandas outrage at them leaving out milk makes me laugh everytime

[@velociraptor1551]

well, itonyamovie

[@TheMarshmallowMushroom]

(34:16)

[@fart63]

My favorite part is when they are horrified at the burned man

[@afftertaste]

Everything she and her weird husband do makes me laugh every time.

[@RavenclawNimbus]

Her face made me so happy, I was dying from laughter

[@UccCoffeeWithMilk]

The way the mom and the dad lean into each other while lovingly looking at the Christmas tree as it zooms into the three dead men underneath it is the funniest thing I have ever witnessed

[@elizabethhall9242]

That sent me to the void and back

[@cmog8182]

pans to the dead man in blackface with a bow on his head

[@noahjohnson5603]

I read this only 20 minutes in and I am horrified for what is to come.

[@rachelppython]

@@noahjohnson5603 same

[@gracievela7514]

Ah yes I remember my first Christmas when my dog brutally murdered three robbers and threw them under the tree we set up even though we were on vacation and practically burned our house down which forced us to pay thousands of dollars to repair the damage. Good times. . .

[@mackenziesmith6504]

"this is stephanie, she's dumb as shit" had me CRY LAUGHING

[@Lucia-ct2sj]

Sameee I wasn't expecting it 😭

[@sumayyahborders3404]

I was dead 😂😭

[@nataliehannis1114]

As someone who is named Stephanie, accurate.

[@cuddleslikespie]

Pfft. Okay CRYIN

[@PissWarlock]

“You don’t... date boys?” Apparently, Jack has never heard of the concept of lesbians.

[@serendipity827]

Ngl Ryan was very lesbian coded from the beginning. I mean, the hat really says it all

[@vogelvrouw]

​@@serendipity827 she definitely had those weird knee length pastel plaid cargo shorts

[@iolacola]

Interesting, I clocked her as your garden variety, frumpily-dressed bisexual myself - she’s giving very much Kelsey High School Musical 🤔

[@Random-sk6hm]

@@iolacola ''garden variety, frumpily-dressed'' is how I'm going to describe everything from now on

[@AngelBirdo]

As a lesbian who wore a hat when I was younger, this checks out

[@bloodysparkles5372]

i can say that the "big dog gets blamed for the little dog's mischief" thing is actually 100% accurate bc i had a golden retriever and a beagle and we always thought the golden retriever was the one eating all the food off counters bc she was bigger and could reach it, and the only reason we found out that the beagle was the one doing parkour to get on top of tables was bc he eventually went deaf and couldnt hear us coming. so,

[@mirandathepandakitty1630]

Little dogs can be menaces too, I once had a jack Russell terrier that stole a whole ass stick of butter off the counter, he was a wild dog

[@doodlebug7]

We had a beagle growing up and he got into some wild places that we didn't think were possible for him to get to. The kitchen sink, for example.

[@lee2791]

whenever it involves food, assume it’s the beagle

[@burcebanning]

I dog sit for a beagle and a big mutt, and the beagle is SUCH an instigator who knows how to make it look like it was the big dog's fault. luckily me and the family realized this and she gets in trouble for her mischief now instead of him lol

[@mirandathepandakitty1630]

So what I’m getting from this is that beagles specifically are little menaces

[@mvvnlitfleurs]

Petunia is literally the cutest dog and everyone’s like “that’s a fucking ugly abomination of a monster. how can you even call it a dog” damn leave my girl alone 😭

[@artemismother]

yeag

[@LordAnti]

Wait.. Petunia was a dog? I thought she was a squirrel

[@mvvnlitfleurs]

@@LordAnti JAIL

[@nupeer]

Petunia got that steve buscemi look

[@LordAnti]

@@mvvnlitfleurs Not my fault Petunia needs plastic surgery. pshhhh

[@randomfandom5891]

Petunia: *literally just existing* Everyone: that dog is a monster

[@manboy4720]

unless petunia's in the void, then it's anyone's guess if they're existing or not. a quantum conundrum.

[@dananabread6632]

lol

[@shamiksinha4808]

Ya I don't know what's wrong with her 😂😂

[@madelinebitts2766]

Yeah I feel like they wrote the movie with an ugly dog in mind and then just couldn't find an ugly dog to cast.

[@Pahhu]

@@madelinebitts2766 surely they could have found a derpy looking pug or bulldog or something. The dog they cast is straight up adorable!

[@Militant_Vegan]

Them saying “he looks really happy too” and then cutting to the depressed dog just sitting on the floor staring at the wall has got to be the funniest thing I’ve seen all week

[@whatever9097]

The 12 dog days movie makes me so frustrated because they could have actually had a decent movie if they gave a shit. The concept of a troubled teen learning to love and be loved because of a rescue shelter’s dogs and staff has potential. Here’s how, in my opinion, how you do a dog and troubled teen Christmas movie without making it awful: - don’t have the protagonist that’s clearly supposed to be a sympathetic character commit arson a few minutes in - Jack can have anger issues but don’t make him a violent asshole. Make it clear that his anger is an emotional defense and justified from his perspective. - give the protagonist a character arc. Show him being untrusting and easily irritated in the beginning and slowly learning to trust and care about those around him. - for the love of god, do not make it a romance. Lean into found family tropes, whether that’s a foster family or the people at the shelter. - set up early on that Jack likes dogs or animals in general. Show him giving a stray dog some food or something. - figure out some way to work Christmas into the plot other than the movie happens to take place in December. Maybe the shelter is short on funds so they do some kind of holiday fundraiser event. You could even work in something with Jack’s family life and trust/abandonment issues, like he hates the holidays because everyone is always talking about family but he’s in a different house every year or something. - give the audience some reason to root for Jack other than ‘is sometimes nice to dogs’.

[@hedgehog3180]

Also have a scene where he uses his crime skills to do something good, those are always the best.

[@ninar9664]

I think that’s what they were trying to go for but they weren’t good at it. Minus the Ryan romance plot they definitely planned that but they could’ve framed that better too

[@moneplay3250]

bro do you have any movie recs with character like how you explained Jack here 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@MyPineappleDream]

@@moneplay3250 free willy

[@killerinstinctstudios9065]

Absolutely killed it. Hope you’re going into/are in a creative writing field. We could use more people like you.

[@Barbarella.]

“What’s up with the white boy and the ugly dog” is the single funniest line I’ve heard in a movie ever

[@troublewakingup]

White boy, ugly dog is gonna be the name of my band

[@urmothermia]

Best line in the movie tbh.

[@iwillpipebombyourhouse]

@@troublewakingup i play piano can i join?

[@coolboyyo654]

the bad guy when they see scooby and shaggy

[@spaghetits1338]

I find this line SO offensive. NO DOG IS UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mollymcnair7505]

At this point, no one's trying to make a good Christmas movie anymore. They're trying to make one bad enough that Drew Gooden will goof on it.

[@_sandy_]

chad

[@blakearius]

I believe Facebook's marketing team knows exactly what they're doing. "oh hey look zuck the alien." So this wouldn't be a stretch.

[@nnnomenclature]

As a USPS employee I actually have some insight into the weird USPS branding in the second movie and the way they didn't use a mail truck. The USPS is actually very careful about their branding in movies and don't typically allow people to depict mail carriers as criminals. It looks to me like the creators of the film checked on that extremely late in production and had to do some hasty editing and reshoots to remove the overt USPS branding.

[@annie-pants]

this is mentioned in the book How To Become a Federal Criminal (about stupid laws) and its now one of my new favorite fun facts !!! as someone who enjoys getting mail, thank you for your service

[@user-io3ow6mb9j]

Such a good fun fact

[@maxmanium2032]

I don't think that's true... it would violate the first amendment.

[@nnnomenclature]

@@maxmanium2032 the USPS is also a business that holds copyrights. It's not any more against the first amendment than Disney suing someone for copyright infringement

[@maddieb.4282]

@@maxmanium2032the complete misunderstanding of the first amendment here is absolutely hilarious

[@giantqueermess264]

i used to think the pound was called the pound because they litarally beat the animals to death

[@northstarjakobs]

me too...

[@CrystalLia231]

😱

[@anonymouswitness3835]

When I was a kid we had these little plastic toy dogs called 'Pound Puppies" and they were sort of flat -- as I had never heard of a pound before I assumed that the implication was that the Pound Puppies had been pounded with a hammer and thus were flat.

[@JazzFlop212]

Lmaooo

[@wormofalltime]

After watching lady and the tramp and chicken run back to back constantly as a kid, I thought pound dogs would be turned into hotdogs and it made me stop eating meat 😂😂

[@Contributron]

“Well, I don’t *see* any broken bones. My guess is she has a concussion.” Love it when my vet just throws up his hands and makes a guess.

[@thebystander1636]

Pfft. If you had any idea how doctors make completely uneducated guesses like this every day, you'd be blown away. My opiate addicted father used to exploit ERs for pain pills, and I promise you, doctors make the dumbest, most incompetent diagnosis you could imagine. You pay for a guess, that you'd have just as much a chance of correctly self diagnosing yourself.

[@skyn3817]

@@thebystander1636 Trust me, the ER doctors didn't believe your father. Giving him pain pills was a way to get him out of the hospital so that they could focus on other patients.

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

@@thebystander1636 So next time you have a life-threatening situation, take care of it yourself. I’m sure that will turn out well.

[@WhoTookSpecimen]

maybe if the dog wore her helmet while riding her skateboard she wouldn’t have a concussion

[@Animallovercomedian]

@@thebystander1636 meanwhile doctors get yelled at for thinking patients needing pain treatment are just looking for drugs. Maybe humans are actually just really good at lying and pain is infamously hard to treat But have fun giving yourself surgery mate

[@novemberblake9505]

Imagine letting a director use your dog as an actor in a movie and they just call it ugly the entire way through. The audacity

[@realafah]

Actually, this is more wholesome than that. The dog was got at an actual shelter, and she was in very poor conditions (when i say shelter, i mean more of a pound). That's what lead to them addressing to how terrible she looked, it was because she was in that bad of shape. However, the person who volunteered to handled her for the movie took such good care of her that the dog got in good health by the time they shot the movie. After the movie was over, the handler officially adopted the dog as their own. They never thought the dog itself was ugly, they just wanted to make a point that people will skip on a good dog just because it didn't look appealing to them, just like this dog's exact case. It worked out differently than intended since they didn't expect her to heal that great and so soon, but at the end of the day that dog still got a good home instead of staying on the streets, in a shelter, or put down. Everyone was really happy for the dog.

[@ellifsyaa]

@@realafah omg thats adorable❤ i read something similar and im glad they didnt consider her ugly🥹

[@damieneliott_]

it is ugly though

[@planeth9041]

@@damieneliott_so are you

[@damieneliott_]

@@planeth9041 never said I wasn't

[@katjosephperez8772]

Jack is able to intimidate the bullies bc he’s literally an arsonist - the crazy kind, not the insurance fraud kind.

[@Luna-celeste]

Imagine having your beloved pet dog act in a movie and all they do is call it an ugly bitch the entire movie

[@ninar9664]

Someone in the comments found out on IMDb that they adopted her from a shelter and looked pretty rough at the time and she for healthier with all the love she received on set and now lives with the animal trainer

[@Luna-celeste]

@@ninar9664 this is the best reason possible

[@leavemeheredreaming]

It's not even ugly

[@RiskySimonK4Z]

to be fair I do call my cat an ugly bitch but it's easier when the cat in question keeps STARING at me with PURE JUDGEMENT like goddamn Apollo what did I even do

[@caprimann87]

well duh, obviously they put it down after filming

[@YouTubeaccoubr]

"No, I want a dog that won't traumatize my kids every time they see it." Petunia: perfectly clean, perfectly normal, perfect health, perfectly perfect.

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

They should have used a dog that people generally find “ugly,” like a Chinese Crested.

[@jadelan9549]

@@ErinLastNameRedacted i went to look up what a Chinese crested dog looks like and oh my god its so funny looking

[@Apollo_G]

@@ErinLastNameRedacted i just googled what that was and its so adorable

[@leoultimaupgraded9914]

@@ErinLastNameRedacted looks more like a combo of a horse and a dog, but more dog. Very cute, don’t know why people find them ugly

[@somedude172]

​@@ErinLastNameRedacted fr lol. my grandma's dog literally looks just like petunia and she gets more compliments than any dog ive taken in public. shes definitely funny looking, but in a cute way. like ngl i kinda hated her at first but even then i still thought she was cute as hell

[@quinnperry3197]

The dad in the dog home alone movie is played by the same guy who plays the dad of the titular wizards in Disney's Wizards of Waverly Place. In that series, they have a portal to the wizard world which is literally just a blank void, just like the blank void in the dog movie. This definitely means this movie is taking place in the wizard world, and Bone is a human under a spell to look like a dog or something

[@teddycinema]

no literally i haven't seen anyone else mention the dad. is it really that hard to get roles when u were on a literal disney show😭

[@EpicFreakinEm]

and the boy was ceces little brother from shake it up 😭😭

[@-psilo-9071]

Holy shit you figured it out

[@ursulap.6722]

So the parents in the second movie send the dog to a cabin in the woods for knocking stuff off the table, but when they come back to their house, find that the dog has escaped & returned to the house, and see that there is trash all over the place along with THREE LITERAL CORPSES, they're like "aw, Bone's back, yay :) " edit: also, Petunia in the first movie is 100% adorable, what the hell is wrong with everybody

[@silvermeasuringspoons6462]

Did you watch the whole movie? It's on KZbin for free. I watch it long time ago, found it in clearance DVD bin. Except the little girl, everyone especially the boy are god damn annoying. I still vividly remember the spare tire scene, might be the most cringe. The "Santa" is also their grandpa. They're going to the grandparents house for Christmas, while the grandparents are out on the road apparently.

[@emilyb.8219]

@@silvermeasuringspoons6462 I guess that explains why the dog at the end says "We're related to Santa?!", I had no idea what that was about lol

[@suemccashland]

hot take: everyone is afraid of jack because his knee jerk reaction to someone calling the cops is ARSON

[@ashikjaman1940]

Not calling the cops, *threatening* to call the cops. He could've just walked away and literally nothing would have happened.

[@justaperson4656]

Not to mention how unbelievably violent he is, I mean, trashing a shelter because... What, a date went bad? He got stood up by a mother who hasn't talked to him in years?

[@shaedomoon]

Yeah, beat him up and you might come back home to a smouldering pile of ashes. Because obviously they know each other

[@alexstilldraws]

You ever have that moment where what the comment is referring to happens right when you read it?

[@sto1238]

Yea I mean he’s clearly unstable

[@dailymdesdemona]

For some reason I never thought about the fact that Drew watches the movies he reviews with Amanda. I always just pictured him watching them alone with a completely blank expression.

[@SM-yz4hi]

me too lol i’m glad i’m not alone. I thought he just stared at the tv in silent rage and then made a vid about it

[@WhoTookSpecimen]

I really hope they do more videos with their reaction if they have the time, it felt nicer to laugh with others at horrible movies :’)

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

He did, until she came back from Afghanistan. Roll with the times, Desdemona.

[@sarcasm-83]

​@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 ​ Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

@@sarcasm-83 so... so he really DID fix the cable?

[@bendj4lyfe]

😂18:04 “ well I don’t see any broken bones, my guess is she has a concussion” as they’re petting healthy happy dog with her tongue out 👅 🐶

[@NPC1921]

35:58 Based on how violent this movie was I totally expected the tree to be topped with one of the robber's severed heads

[@Urbasicdummy]

Same 😭

[@BasicViewer]

same!!!

[@FakeDavyCrockett]

Petunia is genuinely one of the most normal-ass looking dogs I’ve ever seen

[@cranid98]

i assume it was because they couldn’t find an ugly dog so they used her

[@Foolishly_Royalty]

@@cranid98 very few dogs are ugly, so I can see why

[@sy-2]

@@Foolishly_Royalty pugs

[@thegoatcarnival]

@@sy-2 those are cute-ugly. What you gotta use is bullies. They're the most disgusting abominations of canines ever.

[@nuclearbomb9483]

@@thegoatcarnival pugs look like they're always in pain. Can't even breathe right with their squished face

[@vilya9296]

"It ony a movie" No one has ever made me laugh as hard as Amanda just did

[@soapisnothere5471]

legit the funniest thing i was not expecting it

[@jacquelinedunn3797]

they're perfect for each other lmao

[@celebalert5616]

@@jacquelinedunn3797 yeah they even look the same

[@jakek1735]

"See I Tonya in theaters now! Come, onnnn, see it! It ony a movie!"

[@stephanieblakley3549]

legit cackled at that

[@evillttlimp]

The cut to Drew's disappointment and Amanda just taking in all the delicious chaos in at 33:43 warms my heart

[@mistermisfortune13]

Your honour, I couldn't have murdered those three men. I was in the void.

[@numburger]

It makes sense that everyone is scared of Jack since he literally committed arson within the first 5 minutes of the film because he was mildly annoyed at a shop owner for telling him to stop being a menace

[@Ghoulicus]

I think they were scared he was going to set the bullied kid on fire, and dare the bullies to bully him now

[@Altzar2011]

This was really a villain's upbringing story

[@aliciles]

boy is a psychopath... young patrick bateman

[@numburger]

@@aliciles American Psycho 2 reference Love to see it

[@stevengrant9935]

boba 🧋

[@undertheseafoam2449]

The way they zoomed in at the Christmas tree, ignoring the dead bodies covered in Christmas wrapping, then topped it all off with a heartwarming, magical background music. Chefs kiss, this movie is a masterpiece.

[@limepolar8727]

And the star at the top of the tree didn't even light up or anything! So anticlimactic

[@AmandaFreitas1998]

@@limepolar8727 I was really hoping the dog would be at the top of the tree, the slow pace of this zooming in on the tree was indeed the most anticlimactic thing ever

[@gabbyruiz9859]

i didnt finish watching this video when i saw this comment and i fully thought it was satire 😭

[@amylomo9793]

without the context from the video this comment is WILD

[@tori4770]

Funny thing is the parents don't even know the context of 3 men wrapped under their Christmas tree , they're happy for no reason

[@TopazFire15]

I can’t stopping thinking about how poor Petunia will probably be punted by Jack next time he’s mildly inconvenienced 😭 like she’s so cute, let me have her, I don’t DESTROY PRIVATE PROPERTY when I’m mad

[@Gon-fishing]

Jack stubs his toe and petunia gets drop kicked into the next dimension. The void has gained another

[@annakenny112]

32:37 The fact that the dude in the second movie could have just turned off the shower or the drain would just take in all the water. like, if shutting the shower door would do that, why have a shower door🥲

[@salem-01]

I think the dog did something to the drain but turning off the shower was 100% an option like…

[@davidmurray3542]

Shower doors also open outwards, so having the mop through the handle wouldn't have blocked it 🤷‍♂️

[@galaxyocicat5660]

They really did a "not like other girls, I read Stephen King and Harry Potter" as if they're not the most popular authors worldwide.

[@vaishnavisingh9244]

also like even if they are two kids in the area with that particular taste, why does it matter- your taste in books have nothing to do with LOVE

[@DepressoCatto]

Right, Harry potter the author.

[@thelesserkey7583]

@@DepressoCatto no no no you got it all wrong it’s actually Stephen King the book

[@mothboy420]

yeah she didn't even say Harry Potter, she said she's "into JK Rowling" and normally that's code for "I'm a TERF"

[@igotyouallday9483]

Harry the Wizard ❌ Harry the Author ✅

[@cowboybutt4912]

Just realized the dad in Alone for Christmas is also the dad from Wizards of Wavery Place... that's why physics aren't right in their world and they get sucked into voids so often. It's magic.

[@Kat-zh4ly]

Everything is not what it seems

[@idontneedaname318]

So THAT'S why he looked so familiar

[@oddiek]

@@idontneedaname318 ye, i was like where did I see him before, and why wasn’t anyone commenting on it

[@luiginastro8831]

The kid as well looks familiar to me but I can't quite remember where I saw him

[@isaiahlong18]

@@luiginastro8831 He played Flynn on Shake It Up

[@danielbeck3493]

The rewatchability on all your movie reviews is so good.

[@Scrofar]

I'm fully convinced the dog in the second movie subconciously wanted to take revenge on his human owners and destroyed their entire home in an act of, "You WANT me to be the bad guy? Then I WILL be the bad guy." The robbers were merely just guinea pigs. The bulldog who warned him was never real and represented his inner evil.

[@gubo1188]

I’m confused: when the dog traps the thief in the running shower, why can’t the thief just turn off the shower and not drown?

[@natvasch6399]

That was my first thought as well!!!!!!!

[@beccaroonie2946]

shower button in void duh 🙄

[@NotPatra]

That would make too much sense, duh

[@sunsailor6385]

I think the drain was like shooting up water cuz I thought I saw the drain explode and then he was just in the shower

[@imailedyouaboxofbees]

The writers tends to run into a bit of panic and confusion when it comes to thumbs.

[@MREEELEEE]

I like how when Jack screams “You stupid ugly dog!” He moves his arms like he’s rapping.

[@joshuaford7565]

*dawg

[@EF-kk3vh]

bars

[@fh1965]

LMFAOOOO

[@pressplayulysses]

He's dissing the dog so much that he moves like he's in a diss track.

[@zyaicob]

It was very Boyinaband

[@annlanzi3590]

I think I loved alone for christman. Just the parts where the dog was carrying stuff. He looked like he was trying so hard to be a good actor and he deserves all the credit from this movie.

[@lilythesilly]

rewatching this to get into the holiday spirit and did anyone notice that every time drew or amanda say oh my god the captions say oh my gosh. nothing else is censored it's just that

[@theQueen.]

😂😂😂

[@kori-613]

yes but for one of them i heard "oh my gosh" but the caption said oh my god lol

[@odin9628]

It’s like how on TV where the god is censored in the goddamn it

[@maddiejones7462]

the fact that petunia is genuinely a cute dog makes me think that the director just had beef with her

[@wafflefalafel9442]

Petunia pissed on the set

[@harmc2301]

She’s such a cute dog

[@alexrudolph301]

Like legitimately, Petunia is a good looking dog. There are a lot of rat looking dogs but petunia is not one of them

[@ilikecurry2345]

Doesn't help that she gets run over by a car at one point.

[@alliexcx5576]

@waffle falafel 🍯

[@keghan4824]

I feel like that kids tonight show has a very specific target audience and that audience is Jimmy Fallon exclusively

[@danas5846]

yes

[@zachflag6506]

I don’t think I like those implications 🤢

[@everythingz888]

@@zachflag6506 Same

[@johnindigo5477]

@@zachflag6506 quite a left turn

[@fairlyregretful]

29:32 obsessed with this sequence. a one-two punch of a clip. who wants tiramisu indeed

[@grace-bh6nq]

my nan gifted me the dvd version of "alone for christmas" when I was a child. she has gifted me loads of other gems over the years that i haven't even bothered to watch. keep in mind I'm australian and i've got the dvd, so this movie is somehow not only out of the US, but accessible for my nan to buy for me. it's a global sucess.

[@miffyblob1606]

Pleased to see that Drew isn’t skipping his annual Christmas movie-induced spiral into rage-filled insanity

[@melanphilia]

Exactly.. Christmas won't be the same without tradition of watching Drew watch those films, it's my 3 y.o tradition 😂

[@shannonceleste5557]

The purest of all holiday traditions 🥰

[@bingbong1966]

I use peacock for champions league

[@brynntermeer9951]

It's become a year round tradition now

[@aezidoubleu]

Exactly

[@SoniasWay]

“This is the worst Christmas ever” accompanied by a shot of dog riding a skateboard is so funny

[@claws811]

sonja

[@whoswallowing]

i havent watched the video yet oml-

[@telecasr]

@@whoswallowing im 17:45 in

[@samtheultimatetransguy4300]

The only explanation I can think of for the batshit insane physics is that the script was written with the intention of the movie being animated, but they didn't have the budget or something.

[@DavidKen878]

Or maybe it was written like that because it's a wacky children's movie.

[@M2ofEMMM]

They absolutely should have been madder at Jack. On top of almost getting Petunia killed, how much money did he cost those about-to-be-unemployed shelter workers in emergency vet bills to make sure she was okay?

[@audrey1032]

With all the petunia set up, I really thought they'd get her to be adopted by a blind person

[@Altzar2011]

Y'know what....

[@MariaAlex2018]

i genuinely laughed out loud at that omfg💀

[@venusterr8351]

Lmao

[@estikenal3078]

Yooooooooo😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@zander...xxzzuu]

LMAOOO

[@demiburnett4365]

fun fact: “alone for christmas” used to be called “bone alone” and it was my favourite movie growing up😭

[@movedaccounts9639]

BONE ALONE?!?!! OH MY GOD

[@joedoherty1062]

Holy shit it really was haha that's fucking hilarious

[@krissybee123]

omg why would they change it that’s so good

[@sierrab5010]

I THOUGHT IVE SEEN IT BEFORE OMG

[@jonathananderson1728]

Probably changed it because I bet there is a porno with the same name

[@shinyplaid]

I need a 10 hour loop of Drew repeating “Christmas Town!”

[@Jupiter-ng1yi]

My favorite part about the car in the void is you can tell it’s intentional because there’s a very small window behind the girl in the back and it has normal trees and stuff in the background

[@rjai5003]

I feel like they weren’t able to find a genuinely ugly dog to play Petunia and just gave up

[@Kaanfight]

Or they found an ugly dog but then the director thought it was too ugly to show kids and so got a cute one instead

[@acemyname]

@@Kaanfight but kids love ugly dogs

[@Kaanfight]

@@acemyname yes, but marketing teams don’t

[@izstrella]

That, or the director/writer has a deep hatred for a dog that looks a lot like Petunia.

[@LZ2ME]

@@izstrella I think this is the answer. A lot of people hate little yorkie-ish dogs

[@DoxiVerse]

not me getting irrationally angry at everyone calling Petunia ugly?? she's actually really cute?? the poor baby

[@kaykutcher2103]

Imagine the owners celebrating their dog getting a movie gig only for it to be constantly referred to as an abhorrent piece of shit through out its run time.

[@insertreferencehere.8066]

@@kaykutcher2103 Mom our dog on TV. The TV: your dog is a piece of sh*t

[@sydnerxx]

Petunia is going to have a complex after filming this movie

[@jahkey9146]

petunia is so cute, i don't understand the premise of her being ugly

[@SM-yz4hi]

i’m guessing they couldn’t find an actually ugly dog for the casting, so they just kinda shrugged and gave up

[@GyroMan5136]

15:25 “What was that for?” “I’m angry” we can see that and appreciate your honesty jack!

[@RobwithoneB]

My favorite part of the dog Home Alone parody is the fact that the burglars hired a dog catcher, and the dog catcher has a jacket labeled "Dog Catcher" with a skull and crossbones on it lmao

[@nefarious_seraph13]

I’m stuck on the fact that if the robbers had succeeded the family would have lost less money than the amount they’re gonna need to repair all the damage their skate boarding murderous dog did

[@ayekantspeylgud]

This, 100%. Not to mention realistically the dog would’ve set the whole house on fire at some point. And barring that, the water damage alone to what looks like hard wood flooring … and having to move out while their floor boards dry out and the insurance claims, etc. Wholly apart from all the broken shit.

[@gideongivesharrowboners]

look, the dog was just out for blood

[@lockwoodstudios5462]

The funniest part is that petunia just looks like a normal dog, and they just assign “ugly” as her character trait

[@lillie4431]

yeah same with ryan:((shes so pretty n theyre just like um no let's make her the ugly one

[@no_peace]

Lol any girl wearing glasses in a movie

[@plipplop1769]

Reminds me of any "plain" character in anime. Make her as pretty as the villain but without obviously colored makeup and brown/black instead of blond hair = dirt underneath my shoe.

[@adrianaheiler9794]

@@plipplop1769 omg, now I'm gonna show my age, but as a kid I was always mad that the prettiest character in 'Lady Lovely Locks' was supposed to be the evil with. Of course she had long, black hair (something I had always wanted) and when I had the dolls to the series I made her the good guy, screw canon! 😜

[@hewittdurand9414]

I’d adopt Petunia 🙂

[@ayeblanken9041]

I know its a small thing in the grand scheme of things, but at 29:38... they used the guy picking his head up off the ground and reversed it, instead of filming him dropping his head, and I cannot get over that.

[@astralbeetle9894]

That's why it looked so goofy

[@krushn4]

that shot made me shed tears laughing, i’m so glad they filmed it in reverse for whatever reason

[@moogsonthemoon]

Amanda's bemused smile at the terrible CGI wave crashing through the house made me laugh so hard

[@bigdongwilly7901]

“Cryan” “BUT THE PAPER SAYS RYAN” nearly murdered me

[@g0ref4iry48]

I ALWAYS COME BACK TO THE VIDEO FOR THIS SPECIFIC PART

[@taiyorenai7690]

ME TOO OMG

[@pranavghantasala6808]

Timestamped for posterity: 8:28

[@firesd7306]

Well I'm glad the murder attempt failed. Are you okay?

[@Random-sk6hm]

@@pranavghantasala6808 Thank you for using the word posterity so casually HJKDSCBKSAJBCJNAXSCHJBAMSBHMX

[@MidiMaze178]

Listen Drew, I think this game of hide and seek would have gone a _lot_ better if you didn’t restrict me to just this one room

[@isaofaeaea]

Should have hid under the couch. I'm still under there and drew hasn't found me

[@thewayfayer3268]

Imagine *not* tunneling behind the painting in the background, smh

[@Li-00]

@@isaofaeaea oh no he saw your comment, RUN

[@onezerosevensix]

@@isaofaeaea move over

[@isaofaeaea]

@@onezerosevensix no >:)

[@riverscuomo7140]

I think about "barely a candle's flame" so often. Why was he written like a Victorian orphan for that one line and then none of the others

[@alleywaysmusic]

Is anyone else gonna acknowledge the fact that Drew ended his last video starting a game of hide and seek with us and then began this video finishing his count to 100?

[@sophiab6239]

YOOOOOOOOO

[@blue-slushy]

In the instagram boomers video, he says he's getting a cardboard cutout of a famous dog, and then in the next video he gets the Scooby cutout. Drew's lore has been top notch lately

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

It took him so long to count…

[@Gecksity]

No! I WON'T acknowledge it!

[@captainofthelosercruiser7355]

its the DCU the drew cinematic universe

[@Emily-oy2nq]

As someone who works in a kennel he's right, the dogs are constantly stabbing each other we dont even know where they get the knives we just walk in and one dog is stabbing another dog.

[@Takimeko]

but they don't have thumbs! *rimshot*

[@Avruthlelbh]

@@Takimeko *stock laugh sound effect*

[@whitetiana3022]

it's a dog eat dog world out there

[@6Shooter28]

honestly, depending on the kennel, it's only barely an exaggeration. There are some real shithole kennels out there

[@wildfire9280]

@@6Shooter28 clearly it’s the dog’s faults, they should’ve just moved out

[@DannySmithson]

"Your honor, I was in the Void"

[@manicpixiefangirl4189]

With that first movie, the most unrealistic part is that the dogs aren’t all either hounds or terrier “mixes” (If you see a rescue listed as a “terrier mix” it’s a pit). Trust me, the small cute dogs don’t have any trouble getting adopted.

[@myettechase]

I was an extra in Christmas Town. The fake snow straight up smelled like melted plastic.

[@Oli.V]

This reminded me of the time I was in white Christmas in highschool and the fake snow machines for the finale were basically just clumps of small bubbles. It meant we didn’t have to sweep the stage every night, but what they probably didn’t think about was that the entire stage was now covered in soap. No one fell for any of the rehearsals, but as soon as we were doing to dress run for the school I slipped, shooting my legs forward towards the entire school (I was also on the front row because I was a halfway decent dancer) and lifting the very light circular skirt I was in. Luckily we were all in spanks so no one saw any real flashing, but it was horrendous, it still haunts me.

[@imailedyouaboxofbees]

@@Oli.V I throw you all of my roses

[@tobywood9156]

@@Oli.V wait isnt it like, a safety hazard to use soap like that? i know that willy wonka and the chocolate factory faced some trouble for using soap in a scene because of workplace safety, id assume it would apply the same to schools and students. not only is it a slip hazard, but people can have adverse reactions to soap

[@eilir_adron]

@Olivia Bodily that's rough buddy, you have my respects

[@Oli.V]

@@tobywood9156 it wasn’t like bubble soap or hand soap, it was a lot thinner and dried up pretty quick so no one really thought about it until then because no one had slipped (I also saw the Trans Siberian Orchestra in concert that holiday season and they used the same stuff). The snow machines were also only at the very front of the stage where like 10 to 15 of the probably 50+ person cast was. Using something solid (like confetti) probably would have been more of a hazard. Also, the majority of the stage was multiple layers of black matte paint thick so it had a decent grip, but the part of the stage I was dancing on, which was the part of the stage thats in front of where the curtain closed, was a different, slicker material that didn’t get painted. Overall I think it was just me being in the wrong place and the wrong time, but it definitely didn’t get thought through as much as it should have.

[@amityislandchum]

Wow, so heartwarming to see Ryan enter her first abusive relationship.

[@yourresume373]

Not only is he abusive, but he also (not-so) secretly wishes he could be with her creepy adult sister instead! A double whammy!

[@charlexander6633]

@@yourresume373 the whole package 😍😍

[@DojaDuxkEater]

oh my GOD yall r UNHINGED 😭😭

[@broadex9080]

@@yourresume373 fun for the whole family, for only just 5.99!

[@ivyrainbitch]

Who's Ryan

[@selfdestructivecat4922]

“They left out milk and then went on vacation!?” Nah, clearly the dog baked those cookies and set out the milk.

[@jacqiball4293]

I noticed a few days ago that Peacock finally changed the controls for fast forward/rewind to a KZbin style method. It took a year, but they finally listened.

[@yeetwoodmack4197]

The “it ony a movie” line actually almost killed me. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time man. Holy shit that was great

[@luisjoseherrera408]

timestamp

[@yeetwoodmack4197]

@@luisjoseherrera408 5:44

[@Anskabrew]

Same! Lying in my bed, watching this, and literally crying from laughing

[@broadex9080]

Itonlyamovie

[@aquasiox4033]

i come back to this video once a month just for that hit

[@funnycat9962]

This family hates their dog for sleeping near where a mess is made, but then they're pleased as punch to come home and find that the house is a wreck and there are three deceased men under the tree.

[@ashikjaman1940]

The Void'll do that to you

[@kiskadee321]

The smiles on their faces at the end there...

[@IanAndHudsonProductions]

lmao they're just peacefully smiling while hugging each other looking at 3 dead men inside their home

[@SimonPetrikov12]

I have always loved the expression "pleased as punch" lol

[@awb7776]

its a family of murderer's so they are now happy that there are 3 men for dinner, "oh man we forgot to make the pie" "don't worry honey we can kill the neighbor after we exist this eternal void that the gods made for us so we wouldn't eat them "

[@danielsummers8562]

I like how at 20:49 you can see the dog is holding a ball that they likely threw in the box so he would go in there

[@4thgoal232]

The property damage this dog caused is probably more than the loss of any robbed items.

[@victoriaborrego3337]

Finally, Amanda is back on her channel.

[@melanphilia]

Oh that's you, hello Guy!

[@Johnytomm]

Hilarity ensues

[@ddjsoyenby]

and she's back from iraq :D

[@peltonting16]

@@ddjsoyenby Wasn’t it Afghanistan? Haha

[@Tw0Dots]

@@peltonting16 both. She’s a war hero

[@kxzt]

My grandma just told me she's watching a movie that's "like Home Alone, but it's dogs!" and you'll never guess what it is.... she's having the time of her life

[@gamergaymer965]

That's honestly really cute

[@od3910]

Aw does she like it? Cause I'm having a great time too.

[@kxzt]

@@od3910 she loved it, she thought it was very cute!

[@venusterr8351]

Bless her heart

[@01DaBoss]

That's honestly adorable

[@dudewhy6953]

“Come on, Terry. Make my Christmas.” EXCUSE ME?! 🤣

[@marissas9861]

Drew is definitely my comfort youtuber.... whenever I need to laugh I come back to his videos (specifically this one lol)

[@PublicStrain96]

Are we not gonna talk about how fucking horrifying that scene of the robber who was burned up was

[@freyavine6448]

I've been burned pretty badly before and I don't have much trauma from it but that scene made my skin crawl a little

[@Foxingg]

Dude was cooked up like a christmas ham and the dog wrapped him like one too

[@saib122]

I literally jumped

[@kyransawhill6650]

Every shot of him falling down looked like a death scene out of Final Destination or something like that. The lack of physics and way his body just halts upon contact instead of wincing or reacting in any way makes it look like he flat-out died.

[@washedblue]

also how the family is brought together and smiling warmly at the sight of the robbers' corpses in front of the Christmas tree

[@sia7051]

I like how in these home alone movies, the damage caused by “protecting the house” would always cost more than actually just letting the robbery take place.

[@Naokarma]

It's a matter of principal. If I can't have my stuff, you can't either!

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

Or, you know, notifying the police? Or asking for help from neighbors or family members? Edit: having made it farther in the video, I now realize my mistake with this one movie. He’s a dog, he doesn’t have thumbs. Therefore, he can’t call the police…so he sets elaborate traps

[@jasperjazzie]

yeah, and in this case, the dog would get in trouble for letting a robbery take place when he wasn't even supposed to be at the house, but he wouldn't get in trouble for the house being a complete wreck and having dead people inside it

[@firstnamelastname6016]

Especially considering the fact that most home insurance packages would cover stolen goods and not damage you caused lol

[@moosenman]

@@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro he did get on a skateboard. And did all the traps He could probably call the police if the writers wanted

[@ShakeItJordie1987]

The amount of times I've rewatched this video is insane

[@s.o.4339]

Ever saw " A talking cat???" ? In comparison, the mouth animation of the dogs in "Alone for Christmas" is downright Oscar-worthy.

[@kidedaionsymoti4036]

Jack literally set a sign on fire because of a discussion. It only makes sense people would be afraid of him

[@jacksonlarson6099]

I kind of wish Jack was more of a Joker-style menace to society instead of a mopy teen. Would have made the movie much more interesting.

[@finpin2622]

I would watch a Christmas movies about the Joker himself learning the meaning of Christmas through dogs. It probably wouldn't be good but I'd watch it.

[@broadex9080]

*GIVING YOU A ReAsOn To CaLl the CoPs*

[@AdamQuigley]

The best part of the "Home Alone but with a dog" concept is that, when you take away the traps, there's nothing remotely zany about that premise. Dogs attack intruders constantly. They're a widely recognized threat that humans already steer clear of, so much so that many will forgo a security system in favor of a 'Beware of Dog' sign. The entire point of Home Alone is that a child shouldn't be a threat to a pair of wanted criminals. The comedy hinges on that power imbalance. They very easily could've played into that by having a small dog pretend to be a big dog (the way Kevin pretended to be an adult), but then, that would require filmmakers capable of recognizing the intellectual nuance of a film like Home Alone.

[@somebonehead]

I doubt the filmmakers could make a film with such grotesque violence without being at least somewhat self-aware.

[@saintsomnia8030]

You have to have a really high IQ to understand Home Alone

[@PlayerZeroStart]

Nuance in home alone? The movie where a kid is so neglected and unloved by his family they leave him at the house to go on a trip and nobody notices until they're already on the plane and yet tries to put the blame on said afforementioned kid?

[@erinw.9256]

And the dad is from Wizards of Waverly Place.

[@Gamed-dd7tj]

@@PlayerZeroStart it takes a lot of intellectual nuance to understand that kevin is neglected, even a genius might miss it

[@isabellascaravan]

Every time I rewatch this video I have to make sure I’m not eating during the “Twas barely a candles flame” because the first time I watched it I laughed so hard I spit

[@rowybowie]

I love the second one because the dog who plays Bone was clearly so happy to be doing a good job and looked so cute while he was trying to kill three men

[@lozenger8]

"It ony a movie" is actually perfect for all of these trainwrecks. But I do want to say that the dog actors were all incredible, 100 %, flawless in their performances. Unlike the humans.

[@spooderman6312]

The actors' mouths were cut off and stapled to the dogs

[@spooderman6312]

Oh, I thought you meant the first movie he mentioned

[@tearsofboredom7956]

Really love how that one robber just chose to fill the shower box with water, almost drowning themselves, while the option to just turn the shower off was completely open.

[@broadex9080]

How did I miss that, yeah he could have just turned off the shower and then called down one of the goons to help him out. How high where they when they made this movie?

[@certaindeathawaits]

Also can he not swim? I'd think that if the water filled up high enough, he could just tread water

[@rolo0o]

There is also a DRAIN in the shower for this specific reason

[@rolo0o]

@@certaindeathawaits well eventually the water would just fill up the shower above his head and then he’d be done for

[@jane_wants_to_feel]

@@rolo0o right he had so many options to escape 😭😭 he could have turned the shower off, stepped off of the drain, punched through the glass- shower door class is not so strong that a large man couldn't burst through it come on man

[@EALoArt]

Can't believe I've seen the day where they cast incredibly conventionally attractive dogs in roles that are meant for dogs with different body types, smh.

[@alphakentaurus4300]

At 34:57 I love to imagine that there is a person angerly throwing silverware at him.

[@mtwall5933]

"Why does the building have, like, a nipple on it?" Well, as someone who designs buildings for a living, I can tell you that I have no fucking clue what that is. Hope this helps.

[@rowancook4369]

Thank you, this was very helpful.

[@spaghetto9836]

Extremely helpful, thanks. As someone who's been studying architecture for 3 years, I can also confirm I have *no idea* wth that is, as nipples are not used in construction.

[@airforce3496]

Probably an unfinished paw print

[@thebeesbollox1085]

I think it may be a dog bowl.

[@thiccmufffubberara-ara9834]

Not at all, but thanks for explaining it