"I can't resist POUTINE..." - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Pale Tourist)

[@RustySpoons6490]

I have always loved his signature bit when he whispers on behalf of the collective voice of the audience.🤣 _”Nobody in Canada even sounds like that...”_ LOL

[@shijoejoseph2011]

It's the extreme opposite, so his whisper mode is as creepy and befitting as Alexa's whisper mode in Firestick. 😂🤣

[@joseville]

I also enjoy it. It might be a form of lampshading.

[@kemarisite]

"I think he's secretly a polar bear "

[@karlsangree]

Jim is the only guy who can get a crowd to laugh and cheer while making fun of their culture. He is a certified genius.

[@bennybenitez3731]

And no profanity!.. did you know your last name means blood?🤔

[@daidarabotchi3891]

@@bennybenitez3731 Nice spot! Is that a guess, or did you read it somewhere? I can't find anything about it.

[@drew-shourd]

Jim is very funny, and for sure a genius, but really, the only guy? I have heard countless comedians do the same for decades...where you been brah?

[@PhilBagels]

Except for every other comedian ever.

[@MrShanester117]

It’s embarrassing that you think looking up a couple of things on Wikipedia and incorporating them into your stand-up.

[@ethansmith6970]

He is slowly turning into the worlds nicest insult comic

[@StamfordBridge]

He’s sooo careful. Whenever he even comes close to something that might possibly offend, he self-deprecates or affects that audience voice and calls himself a jerk. And then a few sentences later he’ll come back and say, “But I love [X country],” just so that everyone’s 100% reassured.

[@kathyhanna9411]

Funny funny funny

[@noumenine6474]

@Aniquin It isn't, actually, but I doubt you'll bother to correct yourself.

[@markdemell3717]

Hahaha ,yes.

[@markdemell3717]

Yes ,indeed .

[@tallgirl8177]

« We lure them with the tires... Then boom! We sell them a blender » Killed me😂😂😂

[@jonathanmol4489]

I'm from the states and when I lived in Winnipeg people from Thompson called it Ukrainian Tire for some reason. 🤔

[@dubliners0999]

Those lines, "Let's do it. We have free health care..." Hilarious.

[@RC-nq7mg]

I always find it funny when Americans think our healthcare is free... Its more like mandatory insurance through taxation...

[@RErnie-gv1hv]

@@RC-nq7mg @RC286 And the fact we "Americans", i.e., U.S., refer to ourselves as such. Much as you did, eh?

[@janelliot5643]

@RC286 You know what I find VERY amusing? Complaints that your government spends your taxes on healthcare. Yes, I'm from the US. What do you think we get for our tax dollars? War.

[@writerconsidered]

@@RC-nq7mg We know that and its still way better then anything we have. You also aren't accounting for drug prices just compare insulin prices in US and Canada.

[@Whitney341]

"How important are tires to you people!?" Basically the difference between driving and dying in the winter 😂

[@foskco87]

People in Vancouver have not figured this out.

[@injunsun]

@bilias hour Ew and ew!

[@nipzie]

@Jimmy Peeps I'm sorry but all season tires are 3 season tires...night and day difference. It's your life to take in your own hands, just don't fucking hit me when you're sliding around "mostly controlling" your car.

[@fanmade9537]

David can confirm 😂

[@alsinakiria]

@Jimmy Peeps yeah, I don't know where you live, but where I live that isn't even a possibility. You need studded winter tires or stopping is just not happening.

[@Maplecook]

As a Canadian, I am most impressed with how much you have gone out of your way, to research Canada. Love your humour!

[@maxwellpowell4306]

He need to do more research!! I shiver every time says zee. NO! Zaid!

[@Maplecook]

@@maxwellpowell4306 I will agree that zee sounds super weird, but hey, for an American, he has god-level knowledge of Canada.

[@edwilkinson1760]

as a canadian, i find this to be the epitome of cringe.

[@Maplecook]

@@edwilkinson1760 Different strokes for different folks, I guess. But as a Canadian who is married to an American, I wish my wife knew half the things that Jim Gaffigan knows about Canada.

[@edwilkinson1760]

@@Maplecook your wife knows less about canada than jim gaffigan? cringe.

[@dianedee7919]

I'm Canadian, and all I can say about poutine is that it's DEATH ON A PLATE. I love your comedy, family friendly and still funny as hell, a rare talent ❤😂❤

[@willsintheair]

This special deserves some kind of Canadian award. I'm serious. This should be played on every inbound flight to Canada as a primer for visitors.

[@katezee2358]

I agree, I’ve never been to Canada and now I really want to go :)

[@St.Linguini_of_Pesto]

@@katezee2358 same

[@St.Linguini_of_Pesto]

@Shinobi FPV and what would a Canadian award look like? A plate of poutine with a full set of tires, served by a moose attired as a mountie on ice skates? Damn, I wish I could win that.

[@r3hcook]

@@St.Linguini_of_Pesto And a box of Timbits!

[@tretower57]

I think you’re on to something! Showing it on incoming flights before you land would not only teach people some fun things about Canada, but also, help put them in a light-hearted mood before they arrive.

[@StamfordBridge]

That “Don’t force your culture on us” joke - omg. 😂

[@vic5015]

He should try that joke in Quebec City or Montreal. He'll probably get a *very* different reaction there.

[@StamfordBridge]

Justin Shim Even louder laughter?

[@rolu9345]

@@vic5015 wdym Americans push their culture almost everywhere in the world... do you even understand the joke, or..?

[@Deborah-so8mv]

@@rolu9345we get it.

[@wolamalade]

@@vic5015 We're in Montreal, and thats one of his best joke...He made hegemony funny ! 🤣👍

[@brianrizza2045]

I love how every sketchy person in every country has a Brooklyn accent 😂😂😂

[@tandokunogirl]

Brooklyn, Boston or some kind of Italian mix LOL

[@GeminieCricket]

Brian Rizza ole time gangsta !

[@dreamyjeannie3385]

Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mlsaulnier]

Now even the Canadian tire employees sound like they are from Brooklyn

[@fenecofeneco19]

Glad he can do it...with italian-americans....

[@injunsun]

"We have free healthcare." Lol! JIM, I adore you.

[@Thedrisin155]

I love team Gaffigan. This couple is an incredible comedy duo. He may perform on stage but he and his wife write the best jokes!

[@PetitePerson]

Canadians love when comedians notice us. Thanks for individually calling out each province.

[@larapalma3744]

Like us kiwis, we exist!!!!

[@charleebrown7188]

Poutine, maple syrup, Rush, backbacon, Bryan Adams and hockey. One of these things is doesn't belong. Anywhere

[@charlie-obrien]

@@charleebrown7188 Bryan Adams!?!....Say it isn't so! Lol The only thing in Canada that shouldn't exist is the "twoonie".

[@RatKindler]

@@larapalma3744 At least Canada doesn't get left off maps. I feel sorry for you guys when that happens. 🙂

[@13daprofessor]

As a Canadian Ukrainian, who lives in Quebec, let me just say. This is awesome.

[@kevinkossow1032]

You just wrote a rap lyric

[@mireillelebeau2513]

Hi! Peter N

[@wandaperi]

Impeach Wolodymyr Zelens'kyj!

[@brofull]

Dobry den

[@jf2781]

I am also a Canadian-Ukrainian from Québec. I agree that this clip is cute

[@mtadams2009]

Jim is such a good comic. Even when he is poking fun at you it's never hurtful.. No matter the subject he just has a good way about him.

[@joeyhunter842]

He’s a damned racist!

[@QuentinNeill]

Like a surgeon

[@uba2]

If we ever discover an alien planet with sentient life, we should drop Jim there and see how long it takes him to develop a set for the locals.

[@bonniemccormack1361]

My 85 yr old mom was diagnosed with dementias and Alzheimer's a couple yrs ago. She LOVES Jim. (It's a daily coin toss of Heartland, Match Game, Mrs. Brown's boys or Jim Gaffigan). She sleeps soundly while HL auto plays which is good because when Jim plays, she's mom again and she laughs her ass off. She's like "stop this for a minute and get me a tea while I go to the bathroom, he's so funny I might pee my pants" Then on the way to the bathroom she stops her walker and asks have you heard this guy before?" Yes mom, almost everyday. Thank God he's funny! ☺

[@JKNat9004]

I agree with her when it comes to Heartland and Jim Gaffigan.

[@matts4750]

If there is one thing Jim is an expert at its observational humor.

[@COGSCNY]

Even though he was an American making fun of Canada I don’t feel offended I was too busy laughing 😂

[@simonedulcie3853]

The Tim hortons bit, is hilarious (as is this entire thing!), Burt especially when he says, “don’t force your culture on us!” Bit is incredible!...I appreciate all of the research that goes into this, as a Canadian, living in the us!😄...he is spot on with this special !

[@evenstephen2000]

I just love Jim Gaffigan. He doesn’t rely on anything cheap, language or theme-wise - and there are no throwaway moments in his comedy. No holes. It’s just funny straight through. This is the kind of comedy we need when we are fighting so much apathy in the world these days. I just love this, and him!

[@brockmacdonald8127]

Dude you are in tune with Canada. You are an honorary Canadian. Very Funny, thank you.

[@hyebinyoon3306]

An interlude between Poutine Fests omg I died....

[@kevinb8887]

A man who did his research on Canada. My 11 year old kids were impressed!! Nice work JG. Love your work...

[@StamfordBridge]

Have you seen his Spain routine? Made himself familiar with even more inside-the-culture material.

[@Noblity54]

Saw him live in Halifax, anyone who has the opportunity and loves comedy go see Jim. He is really funny, but seriously his live act is way better than watching any clips, he is a great live act

[@scrums4748]

im sure he’s very happy he impressed your 11 year old kids

[@appalachianexploration5714]

He used to frequent Canada. Lol a lot.

[@ukmedicfrcs]

@@scrums4748 LOL!!

[@bethanycooke2115]

“You know how it’s the coldest month of the year? Let’s have a party outside.” Montreal in a nutshell :)

[@stevespyder]

Quebec Winter Carnival with Bonhomme de neige!!!

[@RC-nq7mg]

Winnipeg Festival du Voyageur.

[@bethanycooke2115]

@@RC-nq7mg yes! I’m from Winnipeg :)

[@coachnate5747]

Winter rave in mtl

[@veroniquelebeau2692]

@@coachnate5747 IglooFest!

[@tobaliciousholland12]

We LURE THEM IN with the tires... then BOOM, we sell 'em a blender

[@ivok9846]

5:13 he's genius, he puts the salesman accent...it just works edit/ or was it jack nicholson? hehmmm

[@David_Baxendale]

In the UK we use cheese instead of cheese curds and we call it cheesy gravy chips. Some people do not like cheesy gravy chips, do not trust those people.

[@Sherirose1]

I've never heard of this before

[@chickengenius4202]

Dude wrote an 8 minute set just to perform in Canada. Nice 👍🏻

[@YW84LUV]

I'm an American living in Canada and this had me crying with laughter. I don't understand the clam juice thing either-gak! But poutine is the bomb, baby. Especially lobster poutine!

[@Digitalhunny]

Lived here my whole life & yet _I_ don't get the clam juice thing!😂😂😂 However, steamer clams with melted butter.... _now_ yet talking _my_ language! 🤗🇨🇦

[@roncucchi3133]

@@Digitalhunny as my Canadian cousins would say"ya eh?"

[@Digitalhunny]

@@roncucchi3133 - Down here we say, "Yeah, by. I's hears yas there, eh?!" You see, I speak _fluent_ "Newfinese" (even while they're drunk). Went to Cuba once & played interperter between them & the upper Canadian's for a week. Came home & needed a vacation, myself 😂😂😂😂 🤗🇨🇦

[@roncucchi3133]

@@Digitalhunny lol😁

[@Zraknul]

Worcestershire sauce, contained in both Bloody Marys and Caesars is a fermented anchovy sauce. Mmm enyzme broken down aged fish. It's there to add Umami (savoury) flavour. I imagine the clam juice is there to make a more complex taste along the same lines. I can't say I've heard of someone hosting a party make Caesars from scratch with clam juice or making their own clam broth, rather than pre-mixed Clamato. I have heard of bloody marys from scratch.

[@sylvie1537]

Jim can't resist poutine. I can't resist pressing play on his videos when they appear on my recommended list.

[@AnnaPxx]

We are addicted. Let's form a support group or something

[@injunsun]

Ditto. Oh, and I always hit the like button before he even starts.

[@bluegreenglue6565]

I love his "pitch guy" voice!

[@MikeSaundersProject]

Jim is one of my favorite comics and I usually not into family friendly comedy. Jim is one of the funniest people alive.

[@rawbarbie]

Love when he laughs at his own jokes. 😂

[@patserrao2347]

Jim you can make any topic funny! What a talent!!!

[@Jayelle1963]

I do believe you are 100% correct about that!

[@luminyam6145]

Thank you for putting these on youtube. You have really helped me get through this wretched pandemic. I love your stuff on us, it is so hilarious ( Canadian here)

[@kathleenclark5877]

As a Canadian ... high five. So funny. A gentle ribbing of our culture. Plus ... no swearing! I have become so tired of really funny comedians who feel that every element of the English language: noun, verb adjective, adverb ... everything except the definite and indefinite article can be substituted by the “f” word. Jim does not need to rely on using off colour language to be funny. And a funny take on Canada. He gets it!

[@maggiec.5623]

Everyday at work, Jim and I have a lunchdate! He makes me literally laugh out loud!! He's my favorite comic!😂

[@samcha9448]

Oh my, these Canadian jokes are hilarious!

[@scallywag6768]

I'm Canadian and I never had poutine till I was in my fifties. It was absolutely delicious, but I thought I better not eat this often. Later in life I had the opportunity to eat poutine in Quebec City. I couldn't miss out on that.

[@Plectognath]

I have never seen Jim cracking up in the middle of a joke - ever.

[@chrisparker2118]

The "free" healthcare part was hilarious!

[@62Cristoforo]

This guy’s hilarious, pointing out our own oddities we tend to overlook as obvious.

[@Veritas304]

Thank you Jim Gaffigan! You should be nominated for the Order of Canada. And no, that is neither poutine or a doughnut.

[@charlie-obrien]

I am born and living in the US, just one skinny river away from Canada. So I grew up watching CTV and Canadian cartoons, when I tended bar I served Bloody Caesars and Rye Whisky, love hockey and Doug and the Slugs............. Oh my god! the realization is coming over me now, eh?

[@skatingcanuck9837]

Did you watch Kids in the Hall? I've spoken with Americans from US. border towns. They seem to know a lot of Canadian shows. I used to date a guy from Buffalo. He said Buffalonians kind of had more in common with Canadians than many Americans. I was working in a shop when someone from the cast of Kids in the Hall came in. He was excited to hear, but I couldn't tell him who it was because I never watched the show. 😂

[@skatingcanuck9837]

Did you ever watch Schitt's Creek or Kim's Convenience?

[@charlie-obrien]

@@skatingcanuck9837 I am also from Buffalo, but besides Canadian cartoons, The National and Hockey Night in Canada, I stopped watching Canadian TV when we got cable in the states. Still, I would tune in at the end of the evening though to hear "Oh Canada" the national anthem every now and then.

[@skatingcanuck9837]

@@charlie-obrien An American who chose to listen to the Canadian anthem? There are some Canadians who know the lyrics of the "Star Spangled Banner". Let me know please what is the best wing place in Buffalo? I have heard many different answers to this question. I know Duff's is on the best of list. We have a Duff's location here in Toronto which I have been meaning to try.

[@skatingcanuck9837]

@@charlie-obrien I have never heard of "Beef on Weck". Thank you for the history and the kind tips! Did you know one of the best female tennis players in the world is from Buffalo? Jessica Pegula is half Korean. I'm Korean and know they are rare in Buffalo. If you ever come to Toronto. Beach Hill Smokehouse makes fantastic Texas brisket and the owner is from Buffalo.

[@drew9928]

Its called Canadian tire because the original guy bought a tire/rubber company in Hamilton the business was going under and he started selling other stuff too

[@renostrano5842]

Oh course he went to Canadian Tire. It's right next to the Tim Horton's. :)

[@debbieplato5107]

I almost spit out my beer when he mentioned the perogy poutine! 🤣

[@ArnethProductions]

Canadian Tire is actually appropriately named. It has a big automotive section and they're a mechanic. So what makes them unique is that you can bring your car in to be fixed, and then go and buy let's say, a blender, a new pillow, a lawn chair, a bag of chips and a house plant all while you're waiting until your car is ready to go. lol ♡

[@jaycee330]

Yeah, we call that "Walmart" here.

[@tretower57]

@@jaycee330 I thought we called it “Online Shopping”

[@joywebster2678]

Having lived in remote northern communities in Canada due to my late husband's work as a provincial cop, we were thrilled when the town had a Canadian Tire! Pre internet, it was a remote persons shopping paradise, AND they could order you things like a vacuum that would arrive in 8weeks when a delivery truck cane through! Hence our brand loyalty!

[@TheLyricah]

Also known as….Heaven. I love me some Crappy Tire 🥰🤗😉

[@echa3132]

I totally love his brand of humor because it is sarcastic dry humor that’s self-deprecating like Canadians are.

[@kbee7222]

No one can make me laugh more than Jim Gaffigan! 🤣

[@erents1]

Jim has a real gift, how is it he can make every word funny?!?

[@uptonsavoie]

"In America, we don't have Dunkin Donuts on every block." Clearly, you have not been to Rhode Island.

[@timothycormier3494]

Hahahaha right! That’s what I was thinking. I’m from Bellingham Massachusetts and from Woonsocket to Bellingham just on social street alone there’s about four Dunkin stores

[@richardvinsen2385]

Or to Logan Airport.

[@edwinrodeo]

Or CT...

[@MissRitaToTheRescue]

Or Massachusetts! Clearly!

[@colleens1878]

maine too the Dunkins ran all the Tim Hortons back to Canada 🇨🇦

[@bartlett454]

@5:13... Jim nails an impeccable French Canadian accent. Wow! Right out of the Gaspé Peninsula in the Gaspésie-Îles-de-la-Madeleine region of eastern Quebec.

[@natev1956]

I don't know how he remembers all that, that's amazing. Anytime I've done public speaking I needed notes and even that was scary enough!

[@artscience9981]

Jim Gaffigan really has Canadians figured out. I spent a couple of years there as an American. They liked to to complain about America to me. I sometimes thought, “Hey, I’m an American right here in front of you, and I’m not so bad, am I?” Then after complaining they would offer to give me a ride home and buy me coffee. I eventually figured out their bark was much worse than their bite. Most Canadians have a really good sense of humor, they are willing to laugh at themselves. I think it is a national strength for them.

[@nancycrandall4545]

Thank God me and my kids didn’t stumble onto poutine until one of the last days we visited in Canada. It’s gravy smothered crack! 😜

[@libertygiveme1987]

I think it's a RIOT how when Jim is describing something, he morphs into a Mafia Boss!!!!

[@TheCowtownswede]

After living in Canada for 11 years and now being back in Sweden i do miss having the occasional Poutine and chuckwagon fries. And i loved Timie's can someone get me a Xtra Large Double double

[@southpawhammer8644]

I'm from Michigan, which is almost Canada. If winter gets you down, have a party. Ice fishing parties are the best!!

[@Taber01]

Had a british friend over in winter, he flipped when i drove onto the lake

[@hastingsroofing]

Michigan is on the border but is very different

[@DeannaAKADeanna]

Thanks for your pandemic videos, Jim!!! What a great gift to fans now more than ever! :-)

[@shashankshekhar2611]

The research done for this sketch is amazing. Also the Canadian tire thing is so funny, I have bought a blender with car parts :)

[@novacorps2468]

"Let's do it, we have free healthcare." 😂😂😂

[@canag0d]

He rips on Canadians better than most Canadians. I approve

[@claudettes9697]

I’m up at 2:30 laughing to snot juice. Thank you Jim! Times are hard, anxiety and insomnia, this helps a lot. Good medicine.

[@Lulu-ue2lj]

I use you to lift my spirits. It works every time. Thank you

[@carryhall2043]

Jim you are always welcome in Canada

[@DoolallyProductions]

I had a poutine with brisket and a mushroom gravy and it was one of the most delicious things I've ever had.

[@KorpsePaintKlown]

I feel like Jim’s entire life was just leading up to Poutine

[@patriciahopey1384]

I laughed so hard my ribs hurt .thankyou merci 3cheers from Canada

[@suzyqew3003]

Landlocked Calgary has got the BEST Clams! Hahahahahhaajjaa

[@296jacqi]

This one brought laughter tears to my eyes! Well done, Jim!

[@tedpaulus]

The Caesar jokes hit so close to home. Hilarious!! Can’t stand those Bloody Mary’s - something about Clamato that makes the cocktail actually good

[@sandybourbeau9670]

You are more knowlegeable about Canada than most comedians and I appreciate the humour because your jokes are not all the traditional jokes about Canada. You are hilarious!

[@judil3294]

Actually, he's right on about planning activities for bad weather. When I lived in northern Canada we'd dig down about 6' into the snow, build a circle with a bench around the inside wall, build a fire, and enjoy a lunch out. I don't remember having 'snow' days even that dreadful year we had 49 below.

[@simonrancourt7834]

In Montréal, there's a restaurant called "La Banquise" who serves ONLY poutine. They have more than 20 varieties and are open 24/7. We also have a fast food CHAIN called "Poutinerie" that specializes in poutine.

[@EricChoiniere]

What about Ashton?

[@simonrancourt7834]

@@EricChoiniere J'adore Ashton. A chaque fois que je passe par Québec, je m'y arrête.

[@EricChoiniere]

@@simonrancourt7834 En 6e année, le voyage de fin d'année scolaire était à Québec. Mes amis ont vu Mario Dumont à un Ashton

[@CsykKrit]

I mademit point to go to La Banquise when I went to Montréal for Île Sonique some years ago. Got seated right away just before lunch, by the time we left the lineup was very long down the block. Fantastic poutine, one of those with a couple steamy's is perfection.

[@CiGambino]

Waited in line at La Banquise for probably 30 minutes. It was worth it. Spectacular Poutine. My GF was previously anti poutine. That changed her.

[@frankgerlach5059]

My aunt and my mother had a cafe in Castleford,Idaho who served french fries and if wanted would put brown gravy over the fries. This was in about 1954-55. It was a popular item and was ordered a lot.

[@alexstorr3357]

Only just discovered this culinary delight. Us Brits love our 'chips n gravy', especially in the North.

[@OldLadyRocker]

Gravy on chips is a thing of beauty- 🥔, gravy, what’s not to love?

[@dragon32210]

As an American who sometimes flies to Canada...Wunderbar IS MY FAVORITE CANDY OMG

[@maremacd]

There is a DD on every corner in Boston.

[@mikestyles499]

maremacd Of course they do, it’s the birthplace of DD!

[@StrangeScaryNewEngland]

So does New Hampshire. Oh and Maine and Vermont

[@NormAppleton]

Sully's mom has to wash her undies somewhere.

[@sema6008]

And in NJ

[@notthatyouasked6656]

A couple of years ago I chatted with a Dunkin' senior manager in Florida. He said that down there they try to have one store for about every 45,000 people. He also said that where I live (metro Boston) it's more like one store for every 5,000 people.

[@jeffrhorer1811]

Fries with beef gravy are a staple in England although they usually dip em. Milk curds mixed in definitely a Canadian twist.

[@asolano]

Thank you Jim Gaffigan.

[@HerculeseBaby]

This comic is always on the nose for every area he does a gig. 😁

[@368fan4]

This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

[@mariannesouza8326]

Ba-dum-bum💥😂👍🏼 Excellent!

[@LeesaGio]

😅💜

[@murrayc9615]

OMFG - I had the Closed Captions turned on because I am watching this at work (as I forgot my earbuds at home), and the closed caption said @7:34 "...Calgary which has the finest CLANS.." (instead of "clams") After Alberta being compared to Texas, all I could think was "You're so right"

[@slimpickens7822]

Thanks for making me Laugh again Gaffigan !!

[@Livingthedreaminparadise]

You the best Jimmy. Much love from the Okanagan valley :) 🚣‍♀️🍑🍎🍷🏖🏞⛰🏔🗻

[@Matty88K]

🍩Don't force your culture on us!🍁🇨🇦♥️🤣

[@elizabethshaw734]

Clam juice and Clamato juice are in every store in Maine! I use clam juice for my clam chowder it's sold in small glass bottles on the bottom shelf usually. Sometimes it's in the middle. We also have a dirty martini that is made with a Lobster Claw and clam juice.

[@LoveCats9220]

Seeing as Motts Clamato is made in the US, have to admit that I’m surprised it isn’t more readily available

[@rajgill7576]

I love this!! My family teases me whenever we go up to Canada all I eat is pouting haha

[@novice5895]

My commercial was 15 mins of Key & Peele’s Classroom skits🤣🤣🤣. Dude, I totally forgot what video I was waiting to watch🤣🤣.

[@snibdogg5057]

I'm lovin this so much I'm not skipping ads. He deserves it

[@sanstar2007]

I adore you, Jim Gaffigan!

[@k.t.5405]

As a Canadian , I'm prouder of Hawaiian Pizza than I am of The Caesar or Poutine... Hawaiian Pizza has made its way around the entire friggin' world, dudes!!! Next to the Mountie , shes our finest ambassador! BANK IT!!!

[@huynhc35]

Hawaiian pizza is the best!! 😁

[@bartlett454]

Hawaiian pizza was forged in the fires of Hell by Satan himself. Also true, Hawaiian pizza is often the last meal requested on death row by paedophile, Nazi, animal abusers who beat up the elderly for fun after bowling. 100% true. Really sick individuals. Look it up.

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

What you definitely cannot be proud of,* is your punctuation.

[@k.t.5405]

​@@einundsiebenziger5488 grammer er no grammer, Hawaiian pizza still 110% Canadian and the best!

[@flurng]

Another point of pride: you know the difference between “then” and “than”, something we Americans for the most part cannot say!

[@yowgyrl]

Come to Canada for the view, stay for the poutine.

[@jeanneblondewomanstamping9788]

I want to go to a Canadian Tire store! Sounds like fun!

[@lovecats6856]

I love it

[@stickyb05]

It’s like a small, nice, friendly, Walmart

[@angeldust912]

They have almost everything!

[@CarlosPerdomo]

I’m in stitches here... 🤣😂

[@alakani]

Poutine is like #2 on the list of Canadian things that I want right now. First would be not dying of heat stroke, and third would be maybe knowing someone who can be nice and smart at the same time

[@TheTokuin]

if you go to waterloo, there is a tiny model village for driver training or something, and it has a model tim hortons...

[@mitchelltyler5972]

Does Napoleon work the Drive Through?

[@valasafantastic1055]

Great stuff! Some of the best Canada jokes.