I Can't Stop Playing This Trash

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penguinz0

penguinz0

Күн бұрын

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@geckokid8265
@geckokid8265 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the entire city of Oxford is powered by the kinetic energy of Tolkien spinning in his grave because of the existence of this game
@bobabbooga3i149
@bobabbooga3i149 Жыл бұрын
I EXPOSED MOIST CRITICAL
@NigerianCrusader
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
@@bobabbooga3i149 DID U EXPOSE COLIN SLATER THO
@TheGary108
@TheGary108 Жыл бұрын
Explains the earthquakes.
@blueflare3848
@blueflare3848 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@TitusAzzurro
@TitusAzzurro Жыл бұрын
unlimited energy
@funklestiltskin6140
@funklestiltskin6140 Жыл бұрын
Honestly I think this game does what it set out to do very well. It consistently shows just how much it would totally suck to be Gollum at any given moment.
@solluxcaptor6823
@solluxcaptor6823 Жыл бұрын
It has definitely confirmed a suspicion I’ve had for years.
@tjuk8050
@tjuk8050 Жыл бұрын
The moral point of the game is don't waste your precious time lol
@NorthernRealmJackal
@NorthernRealmJackal Жыл бұрын
Sure, but from a meta perspective where it has to serve as an enjoyable video game, it most definitely does not achieve what it sets out to do.
@calamitysangfroid2407
@calamitysangfroid2407 Жыл бұрын
@@NorthernRealmJackal i think it was meant to take advantage of Rings Of Power, which was supposed to be a guaranteed hit because they poured a lot of money into it, letting the LOTR franchise ride on a multimedia crest of resurging popularity to generate a lot of money. in this case, i think it sort of achieves what it set out to do: its a very fitting product to pair with that disaster of a show.
@dawsonrudis4642
@dawsonrudis4642 Жыл бұрын
They shoulda made it a game about him getting tortured for 30 seconds and giving up frodo
@QuadPlaythrough
@QuadPlaythrough Жыл бұрын
0:58 The dead silence broken by the brief clank of Gollum crashing into the ground is hilarious
@PoppaDame
@PoppaDame Жыл бұрын
“It’s the daughter!” ☠️
@jakeyerzik2973
@jakeyerzik2973 Жыл бұрын
That was incredible
@arcticfox037
@arcticfox037 Жыл бұрын
It sounded like the fucking dodgeball sound
@jackberdine
@jackberdine Жыл бұрын
7:01 is hilarious as well
@mildlyangryguy6292
@mildlyangryguy6292 Жыл бұрын
it sounds like they put a mic in a glass, hit it with a spoon, and muffled it
@ABSIDEY1
@ABSIDEY1 Жыл бұрын
They really had the opportunity to create a story where you slowly go from Smeagle to Gollum through the use of the ring and they really said “no thanks, let me just release the most lukewarm dogshit.”
@Razumen
@Razumen Жыл бұрын
I mean, the transformation is pretty dull regardless, he sneaks around and hides. The whole concept is boring. Even the idea that he could strangle orcs is particularly farfetched.
@jethex3542
@jethex3542 Жыл бұрын
its also coming from a studio that used to make very good adventures and charming characters (like Deponia), however, all of those people are gone, so only the name remains. Shareholders reduced the company to an empty husk and pushed "more profitable" games onto them.
@TheGuzeinbuick
@TheGuzeinbuick Жыл бұрын
Even a game where he goes from Smeagle to Gollum would be particularly dull. After he killed his friend there he basically just hung out in a cave forever. Even when Bilbo and later Frodo and Sam enter the picture there still wouldn't be much to do. Maybe if it started with his torture and finally confessed "Shire, Baggins" maybe, *maybe* you could make a stealth game about him escaping Mordor. But it's a stretch.
@selamandreykum5844
@selamandreykum5844 Жыл бұрын
​@@jethex3542 Poki himself is still around, as far as I know. Although I really doubt he had anything to do with THIS game
@kelvyquayo
@kelvyquayo Жыл бұрын
@@TheGuzeinbuick No. the books make reference to time when he used the ring for thieving and to find out secrets until the people kicked him out…. You people just lack imagination. They could have basically done GRAND THEFT ONE RING with Gollum performing a variety of criminal actions in his village and other towns.
@lich109
@lich109 Жыл бұрын
There legitimately is a lot of cool stuff you could do with Gollum: show he he escaped the dungeon, show how he navigated the fortress of Cirith Ungol, show how he navigated Shelob's tunnels, have him find the secret stair, have the player go through the dead marshes so we see how he learned to navigate them, etc. There's so much they could do and they went with the most boring ideas.
@meodrac
@meodrac Жыл бұрын
The problem is with every interesting choice they could have made, they would have reminded the player that they could have made a different and more interesting game.
@fissionmail3d
@fissionmail3d Жыл бұрын
None of those ideas sounds like it would make a good game though
@SpartanArmy117
@SpartanArmy117 Жыл бұрын
@@meodrac I don't even think its that. If I had to guess I think they were working on gameplay mechanics for faaaar too long only for them to realize what they were working on just wasn't ever going to be fun. And after that the team was demoralized and had zero time left to actually make anything else happen. I'd love to hear the story of how this monstrosity came about though.
@lich109
@lich109 Жыл бұрын
@@fissionmail3d You don't think stealthing out of a dungeon, navigating a hostile fortress, avoiding a massive creature that can be used to kill the enemies after you, and navigating a swamp filled with undead spirits sounds exciting? That sounds like you just hate stealth games in general. There are great games, like the first two Thief's based around sneaking between hostile environments without getting caught.
@fissionmail3d
@fissionmail3d Жыл бұрын
@@lich109 because I don't wanna play as Gollum so I hate stealth games haha? No but there's no gameplay there. It would just be a walking simulator with light stealth. Maybe you could implement some survival elements I guess? MGS was my favorite series growing up but it had a lot of inventive gameplay mechanincs and an engaging story. I don't see a game with Gollum having either of those.
@uselessDM
@uselessDM Жыл бұрын
It's usually hard to see bad controls through video, but man, this makes you feel the struggle.
@bobabbooga3i149
@bobabbooga3i149 Жыл бұрын
I EXPOSED JIMMY BEAST
@nomoretwitterhandles
@nomoretwitterhandles Жыл бұрын
No kidding! The movement animations look so stiff and outdated, and it really brings out how terrible the controls are. The jumps are especially bad. I feel like I'm watching gameplay of something that came out in 2006, not 2023.
@pentexsucks43
@pentexsucks43 Жыл бұрын
It feels/looks like when charlie used to play random Steam games made by one person with a 1-2 second input delay to actions.
@lukemcatee5527
@lukemcatee5527 Жыл бұрын
"There are no bad controls. Just bad players."
@gago3221
@gago3221 Жыл бұрын
@@bobabbooga3i149o i been seeing you in all these comment relies and nobody is giving you a gram of attention 🤣🤣🤣 makes me so happy what a loser
@Outlauu
@Outlauu Жыл бұрын
Gotta love the horror aspect of the unresponsiveness of the controls in the spider chase section.
@NigerianCrusader
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
BUT THE SPIDER CHASE SECTION ITS LIKE COLIN SLATER CHASE
@kylespevak6781
@kylespevak6781 Жыл бұрын
Bad controls are scarier than any video game
@Vario69
@Vario69 Жыл бұрын
AAAAAAAAAAAA MOVE MOVE MOVE THE SPIDER'S CLOSING IN
@Merdle1932
@Merdle1932 Жыл бұрын
"the most rewarding things in life take struggle. like beating the lord of the rings gollum" wise words from a wise man
@InstagramUser2
@InstagramUser2 Жыл бұрын
I love scrolling at KZbin shorts and failing at school, because my content is better! 😂👌
@haydenk6459
@haydenk6459 Жыл бұрын
These bots are ferocious KZbin: 🙈
@ECtransformertoysOffical
@ECtransformertoysOffical Жыл бұрын
@@InstagramUser2 so your permanently in school
@TheEternalElir
@TheEternalElir Жыл бұрын
I was scrolling through the comments and read this right as Charlie said it 🤣
@Zepher0987
@Zepher0987 Жыл бұрын
It's The Lord of Ring: Gollum. Get it right.
@Arcademan09
@Arcademan09 Жыл бұрын
13:38 No one caught that the rope is straight up missing, even the developers were asleep at this point
@ItsJaboo
@ItsJaboo Жыл бұрын
you just dont understand middle earth technology!
@defiantj975
@defiantj975 Жыл бұрын
i saw that too lol
@P-P-Panda
@P-P-Panda Жыл бұрын
I laughed so damn hard. How do you not..add the rest of the rope
@Kingslayer474
@Kingslayer474 Жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@monkeyslaye
@monkeyslaye Жыл бұрын
Lmao this game is fucking hot garbage,
@theangrydweller1002
@theangrydweller1002 Жыл бұрын
That cut scene where he dramatically jumps to another platform has to be the best part of the game. Literally the climax
@Vario69
@Vario69 Жыл бұрын
I literally came Out of my room
@purpleapple4052
@purpleapple4052 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Knack
@JH-dr4xo
@JH-dr4xo Жыл бұрын
8:35
@JCainefdp
@JCainefdp Жыл бұрын
I visited Florida a few weeks back, and I actually ran into Charlie at a Panera Bread. I asked for his autograph, and he promptly put me in a headlock and brutally delivered blow after blow perfectly to the center of my face. This continued for a total of 1 minute and 59 seconds, after which he released me, where I was rushed to the hospital. I just got out and have fully recovered from the physical and mental trauma. Keep up the great work Charlie!
@DEVIL-xg9bh
@DEVIL-xg9bh Жыл бұрын
Lucky bastard
@Rosskles
@Rosskles Жыл бұрын
Can confirm, I was that Panera Bread.
@miloborer5526
@miloborer5526 Жыл бұрын
You copy pasted this comment didn’t you
@AL3X1KUS
@AL3X1KUS Жыл бұрын
STOP THE CAP🧢 BRO
@StealthyDead
@StealthyDead Жыл бұрын
​@@miloborer5526 he definitely did. It's a weird trend to talk about Charlie assaulting them in Florida. Been top comment on several videos running for some reason
@Rosskles
@Rosskles Жыл бұрын
You dont't have to punish yourself like this Charlie. This is masochistic at this point.
@TLPmediaUSA
@TLPmediaUSA Жыл бұрын
Tampa does some things different 😈
@ea_naseer
@ea_naseer Жыл бұрын
Ara Ara
@InstagramUser2
@InstagramUser2 Жыл бұрын
I love scrolling at KZbin shorts and failing at school, because my content is better! 😂👌
@badazzkaz
@badazzkaz Жыл бұрын
It’s the same thing he yelled at Jackson for 😭😭
@skinnybuddha8988
@skinnybuddha8988 Жыл бұрын
This is his punishment over the idubbz controversy
@Ralathon12
@Ralathon12 Жыл бұрын
I think for a Gollum game to work, it'd need to be from a first-person perspective. You need to feel pathetic and small against a hostile world. It needs to be gross and embrace more horror elements IMO
@hyperion3145
@hyperion3145 Жыл бұрын
Never thought of Mordor as a horror set, it does work though. It'd be pretty cool to see how much nightmare fuel Sauron could be.
@lt3880
@lt3880 Жыл бұрын
first person platforming would make this game so much worse though
@Ralathon12
@Ralathon12 Жыл бұрын
@@lt3880 This game is dogshit. I'm saying start from scratch. No platforming
@thanman6584
@thanman6584 Жыл бұрын
This game doesnt even fit in chronologically. Im not really a tolkien buff, but it would probably be a good guess that it takes place between the hobbit and the trilogy. So after the Hobbit, and before lotr. Idk if thats even true though. This game is shit
@higglybiggly1174
@higglybiggly1174 Жыл бұрын
@@thanman6584 it's supposed to be how he escapes the tower after being captured in Fellowship. When he says "SHIRE! BAGGINS!'
@JaiOnline
@JaiOnline Жыл бұрын
0:57 that thump of death is brutal lol. I don't know if the devs wanted it that way or it was laziness, but it made it very raw.
@lavendercanine
@lavendercanine Жыл бұрын
Every time Gollum sadly collapses to the ground and dies, it draws me from the miserable slumber of watching this game and makes me laugh
@Wulfjager
@Wulfjager Жыл бұрын
He's quite the punchable character. They should've given him heightened ragdoll physics when he dies
@flying-magpie
@flying-magpie Жыл бұрын
It's so fast and sudden it makes it funny af
@alexiz0013
@alexiz0013 Жыл бұрын
Same, lol. Perfectly put. It's hilariously satisfying
@Adrian-jc5xe
@Adrian-jc5xe Жыл бұрын
Charlie's already got the best time for speedrunning as the only person to have finished this game.
@paarahful
@paarahful Жыл бұрын
dansgaming did it with a subathon xD
@mr.unknown6956
@mr.unknown6956 Жыл бұрын
@@paarahful who is that no body xD
@paarahful
@paarahful Жыл бұрын
@@mr.unknown6956 it's DansGame himself, he's been with twitch since the beginning lol..
@Infritblade123
@Infritblade123 Жыл бұрын
@@paarahful I guess you’re missing the joke. They are saying the game is so boring nobody would actually play it all the way through. It doesn’t matter if some other streamer completed the game. The fact is the joke implies the game sucks.
@lr6497
@lr6497 Жыл бұрын
⁠@@Infritblade123 I guess you misunderstood because he was also joking about the game saying that Dansgame only beat it because of a subathon
@Rootiga
@Rootiga Жыл бұрын
The timing of that death right after "I'm making great time on this section" was priceless
@bobabbooga3i149
@bobabbooga3i149 Жыл бұрын
​amFwTazR_I0
@NigerianCrusader
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
@@bobabbooga3i149 WHAT
@epicfail7874
@epicfail7874 Жыл бұрын
​@@NigerianCrusader I don't know what you're confused about, their statement was very clear
@NigerianCrusader
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
@@epicfail7874 HE LITERALLY SAID SOMETHING LIKE THIS GKMLEGEKLGMEKLLGELKGE U UNDERSTAND WHY I AM CONFUSED
@GoobyIsBald
@GoobyIsBald Жыл бұрын
@@NigerianCrusader makes sense to me
@SimpleFlips
@SimpleFlips Жыл бұрын
"It's that attitude that holds you back from greatness" hell yeah
@vicejacob776
@vicejacob776 Жыл бұрын
Yo waddup
@eyeguyart8685
@eyeguyart8685 Жыл бұрын
go back to gay baby jail
@da_huntz
@da_huntz Жыл бұрын
shoutouts yeah
@NarcissistMargarine
@NarcissistMargarine Жыл бұрын
Look who it is It's look who it is.
@NigerianCrusader
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
@@NarcissistMargarine WHO IS IT? DO U MEAN COLIN SLATER
@Chiefs_fan1595
@Chiefs_fan1595 Жыл бұрын
Charlie’s one off quips about “fighting the controls” and “fighting drowsiness” legit made me lol
@wingxerox
@wingxerox Жыл бұрын
I genuinely crack up every time gollum falls to his death. It's the goofiest ragdoll I've ever seen in my life, especially when he hits the lava and just gets stuck in it like a fly trap 😂😂😂
@SethTheProphet
@SethTheProphet Жыл бұрын
Watching Gollum ragdoll hard with each death brings me so many laughs lol.
@kuangsheng3891
@kuangsheng3891 Жыл бұрын
My personal favourite was when he received a spinal while riding on top of the wagon.
@SethTheProphet
@SethTheProphet Жыл бұрын
@@kuangsheng3891 😂🤜🤛
@chrisnorton4324
@chrisnorton4324 Жыл бұрын
the *THUD* of him hitting the ground after a long fall is so fucking funny
@alexanderglex4600
@alexanderglex4600 Жыл бұрын
this is like uncharted and tomb raider if each death was incredibly funny rather than really dark
@Pekology
@Pekology Жыл бұрын
Someone pls put a compilation of all of gollums goofy deaths lol
@ar_reactions612
@ar_reactions612 Жыл бұрын
I really want Charlie to finish this game. However at the same time I don’t want him to suffer anymore of it.
@bobabbooga3i149
@bobabbooga3i149 Жыл бұрын
I EXPOSED MOIST CRITICAL
@kingofsomething3250
@kingofsomething3250 Жыл бұрын
@@bobabbooga3i149 if you do drugs, you go to hell before you die
@moon_skittles7905
@moon_skittles7905 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm not invested in the story but I'm invested in the *struggle* that Charlie is going through 👀
@richie404
@richie404 Жыл бұрын
8:33 Charile acting all surprised had me laughing. The fact this Game crashes before you even start playing it is just absolutely Insane. 😭
@bobabbooga3i149
@bobabbooga3i149 Жыл бұрын
I EXPOSED MOIST CRITICAL
@NigerianCrusader
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
@@bobabbooga3i149 BUT DID U EXPOSE COLIN SLATER
@Oilupimtherein5
@Oilupimtherein5 Жыл бұрын
You have 1k comments go outside
@DTLions26
@DTLions26 Жыл бұрын
⁠​⁠@@Oilupimtherein5 you have 77 comments go inside
@boldone66
@boldone66 Жыл бұрын
​@@Oilupimtherein5 you're looking into how many comments people have, go outside
@phantomkrieger2744
@phantomkrieger2744 Жыл бұрын
To answer the question of timelines, in the books many years pass between Frodo getting the ring and actually setting off for Rivendell. During that time, Gandalf and Aragorn track Gollum halfway across the world only to find he had already been captured by Sauron and escaped. This game tells the story of gollums escape from baradur up until Gandalf and Aragorn interrogate him, which is how Gandalf found out that Sauron knew the words Shire and Baggins.
@GeorgeMonet
@GeorgeMonet Жыл бұрын
There really wasn't that much time.
@DawnOfTheOzz
@DawnOfTheOzz Жыл бұрын
The sight of Charlie yeeting Gollum to his doom with a dull thud right as the game started just about broke me.
@strajee
@strajee Жыл бұрын
Dude the fucking sound effect had me rolling
@Wulfjager
@Wulfjager Жыл бұрын
It sounded like being hit in the face with a dodgeball
@alexiz0013
@alexiz0013 Жыл бұрын
The most accidentally funny shit possible, lol 💀
@benjaminweeks8619
@benjaminweeks8619 Жыл бұрын
I’ve actually never seen anyone get past the mines because they got so bored. This is gonna be good
@bobabbooga3i149
@bobabbooga3i149 Жыл бұрын
I EXPOSED MOIST CRITICAL
@sergeant2039
@sergeant2039 Жыл бұрын
I'm better than Penguinz0 because I'm better content
@NigerianCrusader
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
@@bobabbooga3i149 BUT DID U EXPOSE COLIN SLATER
@NigerianCrusader
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
@@sergeant2039 BUT ARE U BETTER THAN COLIN SLATER
@darkmario3321
@darkmario3321 Жыл бұрын
no cause I am actually dozing off watching him play this. Who thought this would be a good idea for a game?
@swaggychino
@swaggychino Жыл бұрын
Charlie staring at the camera while Matt talks about opera gx is mesmerizing
@bobabbooga3i149
@bobabbooga3i149 Жыл бұрын
I EXPOSED MOIST CRITICAL
@revan3675
@revan3675 Жыл бұрын
I like how dying to fall damage sounds like being hit with a deflated kickball
@acuilnos
@acuilnos Жыл бұрын
18:15 Love how it cuts off right before he falls to his death again.
@rdarod
@rdarod Жыл бұрын
This game really makes you FEEL like you've got dark magic induced brain damage
@alexiz0013
@alexiz0013 Жыл бұрын
Fr. I guess this game gets points for immersion, at best 💀😅
@heimyy1192
@heimyy1192 Жыл бұрын
The pain he puts his self through is truly remarkable
@i_am_an_idiot_but
@i_am_an_idiot_but Жыл бұрын
himself*
@appalachiabrauchfrau
@appalachiabrauchfrau Жыл бұрын
it's truly a hard life he's living, to get paid for playing a crappy game :(((
@Arya-zo6nv
@Arya-zo6nv Жыл бұрын
​@@appalachiabrauchfrau I'd rather invade iraq than playing this game tbh
@Alunios
@Alunios Жыл бұрын
Man that slow mo clip on 8:32 really caught me off guard. What a great game.
@playboycartea
@playboycartea Жыл бұрын
Truly one of the games of All Time
@nov1st
@nov1st Жыл бұрын
This game is more underdeveloped than my social skills
@brickthecat
@brickthecat Жыл бұрын
WHY DO I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE
@NigerianCrusader
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
@@brickthecat BUT WHY DO I SEE COLIN SLATER EVERYWHERE
@moister3727
@moister3727 Жыл бұрын
It's boring too
@RedThreadRebel
@RedThreadRebel Жыл бұрын
6:49 the delayed THUD as he hits the ground has me in tears 😂
@Kori8ei
@Kori8ei Жыл бұрын
the immediate death after he joins has me rolling 💀
@chimerschang
@chimerschang Жыл бұрын
I honestly feel like this game explores the concept of playing as Gollum about as thoroughly as it possibly could. How anyone could say this idea had potential is beyond me. It'd be like if Nintendo made a game centered entirely around playing as a goomba.
@NorthernRealmJackal
@NorthernRealmJackal Жыл бұрын
Idk, I think 'stealth games' are a genre for a reason. The idea isn't inherently bad. The execution was, though. Maybe if there had been one or two original ideas in there somewhere...
@TheJrerick
@TheJrerick Жыл бұрын
You should branch out in gaming a bit I think. This game COULD have been good. I love stealth games...
@vinaychekuri5043
@vinaychekuri5043 Жыл бұрын
The idea of being played as smt similar to a goomba(basically and enemie) has been done by Indie games Sry i forgot the games name :(
@wyv3rn1
@wyv3rn1 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, if you started the game from when he was still a normal hobbit and then have the game show us his progression into what we see in lotr, I feel like that could have a certain potential. Could give the game more options for combat at the beginning and as gollum changes, could slowly make him more and more limited and forced to use stealth more often. Could focus on his corruption and maybe play around a bit with his loss of morality and his internal struggle between good and evil because of the ring as the game progresses there's a lot of avenues of this character you could play with but whatever avenue they took for this game is lacking
@romxxii
@romxxii Жыл бұрын
​@@NorthernRealmJackal better controls and more cohesive UI would've gone towards.making this a bearable game. Also, good enemy AI.
@friendlyreaper9012
@friendlyreaper9012 Жыл бұрын
Back in the day games were hard to beat because they were difficult and brutal. Now they are hard to beat because they are boring and almost never finished. Truly revolutionary.
@thebrokenmask8304
@thebrokenmask8304 Жыл бұрын
Every times I watch this game being played it feel like like im back in 2007 playing some Wii/Xbox 360 games after school.
@bobabbooga3i149
@bobabbooga3i149 Жыл бұрын
​amFwTazR_I0
@maurits4845
@maurits4845 Жыл бұрын
It really does look like that. Graphics and gameplay wise
@whytry4682
@whytry4682 Жыл бұрын
maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it wasnt such a boring concept.
@x0gucx
@x0gucx Жыл бұрын
Not even just a regular release, I could imagine seeing this in the bargain bin at a Walmart for $8. Not even worth putting it with the other behind the cases.
@moister3727
@moister3727 Жыл бұрын
Shovelware game but with the LOTR name attach to it made by some bozo for 20$ on Xbox Live. Good old miserable days.
@brookelynnplanz1296
@brookelynnplanz1296 Жыл бұрын
I feel like the equivalence to this, would be like if they decided to make a new Harry Potter game where you get to play as Dobby. Then, you could have the super fun and magical experience of running around Hogwarts collecting enough socks to become a free elf. 😂
@danieldornom764
@danieldornom764 Жыл бұрын
I love Dobby though, I would play that
@gnsmovies8849
@gnsmovies8849 Жыл бұрын
I think it would be a better comparison to say a Dobby game where u do chores in Malfoy Mannor and get punished
@Ward8668
@Ward8668 Жыл бұрын
Not socks but beans 🫘. If you give Ron enough beans, he will consider giving Dobby a sock
@tychopanda
@tychopanda Жыл бұрын
Slavery simulator
@LokirofRoriksted
@LokirofRoriksted Жыл бұрын
Charlie is like a racoon. Short, cute and likes trash
@AleOnYouTube
@AleOnYouTube Жыл бұрын
If Charlie thinks this game has potential for speedrunning it is a BIG signal that this is a work of art and a masterpiece only few can understand
@NOTaGLI
@NOTaGLI Жыл бұрын
Charlie - "I am not going to theory craft a speed run for this game. No shot" also Charlie - "But what if I did? Food for thought" I literally laughed out loud.
@nastynamed1892
@nastynamed1892 Жыл бұрын
Can't believe they finally made Ricky Berwick a playable character in Gollum, truly amazing.
@bobabbooga3i149
@bobabbooga3i149 Жыл бұрын
I EXPOSED MOIST CRITICAL
@NigerianCrusader
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
U MEAN RICKY RODGERS FROM RAPSITTIE STREET KIDS
@NigerianCrusader
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
@@bobabbooga3i149 DID U EXPOSE COLIN SLATER
@graog123
@graog123 Жыл бұрын
6:40 "Do you fight anything besides the controller" "Yes, drowsiness." SAVAGE!
@Usammityduzntafraidofanythin
@Usammityduzntafraidofanythin Жыл бұрын
15:40 - The sheer pain of playing the game has turned Charlie into Gollum.
@Pingoz
@Pingoz Жыл бұрын
This game was made in a lab to test the limits of the human mind and propel us to greatness
@bobabbooga3i149
@bobabbooga3i149 Жыл бұрын
I EXPOSED MOIST CRITICAL
@NigerianCrusader
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
@@bobabbooga3i149 BUT DID U EXPOSE COLIN, SLATER
@CarburetorThompson
@CarburetorThompson Жыл бұрын
Polyibius but real
@NigerianCrusader
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
@@CarburetorThompson WHAT IS POLYIBUS
@CarburetorThompson
@CarburetorThompson Жыл бұрын
@@NigerianCrusader creepypasta about an old arcade game that would make you go insane if you played it
@Heironymo
@Heironymo Жыл бұрын
I just realized that even if this game is trash, Daedalic, a small developer, managed to animate ladder climbing. A thing Bethesda still isn't capable of.
@Soma_109
@Soma_109 Жыл бұрын
Charlie suffering misery beyond comprehension for our entertainment is one of the many reasons he's the goat.
@InstagramUser2
@InstagramUser2 Жыл бұрын
I love scrolling at KZbin shorts and failing at school, because my content is better! 😂👌
@Chizuru94
@Chizuru94 Жыл бұрын
@@InstagramUser2 Ouch. Well, here's to better and more healthy days for you.
@Chimarocks667
@Chimarocks667 Жыл бұрын
@@InstagramUser2 we do not care
@BPC556
@BPC556 Жыл бұрын
Best part of this game is the death animations. The rag dolling is great
@sheevpalpatine8257
@sheevpalpatine8257 Жыл бұрын
Currently majoring in aircraft maintenance and Charlie’s opening remarks legitimately encouraged me 😂
@Rozza2k
@Rozza2k Жыл бұрын
The little noise it makes when golum hits the floor is hilarious 😂 like ps1 sound effects
@RaskazFirundin
@RaskazFirundin Жыл бұрын
The transformation in the end into the Gollum is truly spectacular!!
@bobabbooga3i149
@bobabbooga3i149 Жыл бұрын
​amFwTazR_I0
@NigerianCrusader
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
@@bobabbooga3i149 WHAT? WHAT DO U MEAN?
@theamazingg3773
@theamazingg3773 Жыл бұрын
“Dread it, run from it, Gollum arrives all the same”
@rustyshackle8000
@rustyshackle8000 Жыл бұрын
The sound of Gollum dying from crashing onto a metal grate being the dame sound as getting decked in the face by a dodgeball is oddly fitting
@FizZCoLoco
@FizZCoLoco Жыл бұрын
I'm convinced, the next $10,000 Speedrun challenge will be this just to punish us all. Charlie if you see this please have mercy.
@erfal19
@erfal19 Жыл бұрын
Does this game have any soundtrack and Charlie just turned it off or is it really that dead silent? It's quite eerie to watch Charlie play infinite identical stealh sections in almost full silence Also deathscreens without any warning (or longer animation, perhaps, I don't know) get me every time
@bobabbooga3i149
@bobabbooga3i149 Жыл бұрын
I EXPOSED JIMMY BEAST
@johannahulten
@johannahulten Жыл бұрын
”It’s hard. But beating it is worth it in the end.” Such wise words.
@puppylover4865
@puppylover4865 Жыл бұрын
This game is Charlie’s new addiction. Once you play, the pain never goes away.
@bobabbooga3i149
@bobabbooga3i149 Жыл бұрын
I EXPOSED MOIST CRITICAL
@NigerianCrusader
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
@@bobabbooga3i149 BUT DID U EXPOSE COLIN SLATER
@eternallyconfusedneveraware
@eternallyconfusedneveraware Жыл бұрын
The sad part is that a stealth-action game with Smeagle battling his Gollum side and the player making morality choices based on the two sounds like it could have been interesting and pretty fun.
@chadhewit5919
@chadhewit5919 Жыл бұрын
There's something about the contortion animation and the sound effect that makes each death more provoking 😂😂
@TheKevixXD
@TheKevixXD Жыл бұрын
"The most rewarding things in life take struggle" wow that's a good quote
@marcusgreen8843
@marcusgreen8843 Жыл бұрын
Literally the most generic quote Possible
@NigerianCrusader
@NigerianCrusader Жыл бұрын
@@marcusgreen8843 NO LISTEN TO COLIN SLATERS QUOTES
@7andahalf
@7andahalf Жыл бұрын
14:43 family guy death pose
@brocklewis7624
@brocklewis7624 Жыл бұрын
I can't wait for their sequel, LOTR: Gimli - in which a young Gimli runs around the caves of Moria doing chores for his older uncles. It will be the videogame masterpiece of 2025.
@ajoysco4434
@ajoysco4434 Жыл бұрын
Cruel woman: why don’t you find some place to go die?! Gollum: *literally jumps 5 feet off the ground and dies*
@theganjavape1618
@theganjavape1618 Жыл бұрын
8:35 Cpt. K’Nuckles when he saw the dog backflip 😭
@Velmari_
@Velmari_ Жыл бұрын
I think Charlie connects with Gollum on such a deep level that he can't even fathom himself
@RagingCookie127
@RagingCookie127 Жыл бұрын
Same height
@pikzerz
@pikzerz Жыл бұрын
usualy i skip cutscenes in games but these cutscenes are honestly more interesting than the actual game.
@horaciosalgado7228
@horaciosalgado7228 Жыл бұрын
"It's hard but beating it is worth it in the end, the sense of pride and accomplishment is unmatched" - Charlie
@DoubleD5958
@DoubleD5958 Жыл бұрын
I’ve been screaming and crying ever since this masterpiece dropped, fate had to be cruel to us Nintendo switch players when the game wasn’t released alongside the other major consoles, and I’ve been depressed ever since. Although it has been some solace to see moistcr1tikal play this immaculate work of art, it can still not fill the hole in my heart that was ripped wide open by this disgusting betrayal of the company Daedalic Entertainment.
@UraniumChef
@UraniumChef Жыл бұрын
Man just be mad at Nintendo 😂
@shitanotosaurus
@shitanotosaurus Жыл бұрын
@@UraniumChef its not that hard actually, theres plenty of pretty good reasons to hate nintendo
@davidsantiago7808
@davidsantiago7808 Жыл бұрын
0:15 i see charlies been talking with jackson about his assassins creed addiction again.
@LinkinPhoenix007
@LinkinPhoenix007 Жыл бұрын
It's been a while since we've seen Charlie have this much fun playing a game.
@carminescurse
@carminescurse Жыл бұрын
The sound effect as Gollum hit the deck at the beginning was hilarious.
@Yukeena
@Yukeena Жыл бұрын
Zeldea TotK: "Releases" Charlie: "I'm gonna play the worst game of the year instead and enjoy it" I love it!
@Scooter227
@Scooter227 Жыл бұрын
tbf I’d rather play Gollum
@victorprati7908
@victorprati7908 Жыл бұрын
Gollum is superior
@Yukeena
@Yukeena Жыл бұрын
@@victorprati7908 I can't really say since I've only played TotK, but I definitely wouldn't mind giving Gollum a try!
@maximumeffort1006
@maximumeffort1006 Жыл бұрын
13:38 Is that thing awkwardly falling or did the rope just forget to load?
@matildab.7954
@matildab.7954 9 ай бұрын
I was gonna say that lol
@FaithfulofUltramar
@FaithfulofUltramar Жыл бұрын
The fact that the opening was an immediate jump to your doom was too funny
@kingsleycy3450
@kingsleycy3450 Жыл бұрын
When a gamer reaches a sufficient level he can find enjoyment in any game
@bobabbooga3i149
@bobabbooga3i149 Жыл бұрын
I EXPOSED MOIST CRITICAL
@ObscuriaDragunAed
@ObscuriaDragunAed Жыл бұрын
Yes, because that's my go to evasion tactic, wait until the guard starts walking into the thresh hold to a door and lets me walk by in plain sight because he's too busy with continuously walking into the door threshold. It took a long time to develop that art, but, gods damnit, once I did, I was unstoppable. ~ Gollum circa "A timeline that never existed in the lore at all"
@donttakemyeyebrow
@donttakemyeyebrow Жыл бұрын
Literally just finished watching his first playthrough, top tier timing
@sean8102
@sean8102 Жыл бұрын
same lol and watching Charlie play shit games is some of his fav content of mine
@MeisterGlanz86
@MeisterGlanz86 Жыл бұрын
ttt
@MoistDelta.
@MoistDelta. Жыл бұрын
Holy fuck that ad at 3:40 jumpscared the shit out of me 😂
@Dark-Mysterys
@Dark-Mysterys Жыл бұрын
The first episode made me amd my girlfriend fall asleep, glad u made another video, now we can sleep again tonight, thanks charlie your truely doing gods work
@kimutone2970
@kimutone2970 Жыл бұрын
I was watching his stream and it unironically put me to sleep
@Rootiga
@Rootiga Жыл бұрын
This entire game feels like one long stealth follow mission
@bobabbooga3i149
@bobabbooga3i149 Жыл бұрын
I EXPOSED JIMMY BEAST
@tatetwar7792
@tatetwar7792 Жыл бұрын
yeah. fucking nightmare. it’s like a whole game of the trailing missions from yakuza. worst thing ever
@samcer1002
@samcer1002 Жыл бұрын
11:47 to be fair, Gollum's death by lava looked better in this game than it did in the movie with all the flames. Somehow.
@LordDeathAku
@LordDeathAku Жыл бұрын
No game can escape Charlie's speedrunning attempts.
@gogetterkidsgaming9207
@gogetterkidsgaming9207 Жыл бұрын
When he dies at beginning, he sounds like a deflated basketball bouncing😂
@katherine7802
@katherine7802 Жыл бұрын
"Do you fight anything beside the controller?" "Drowsiness, yeah"
@fox_ross
@fox_ross Жыл бұрын
Can we get a compilation of Charlie getting frustrated at this game? I’m loving it
@inigo1269
@inigo1269 Жыл бұрын
3:21 lord of the rings: grima wormtongue
@zigzgshodzixhoxohxh3800
@zigzgshodzixhoxohxh3800 Жыл бұрын
lord of the rings: farmer maggot
@funkyX000
@funkyX000 Жыл бұрын
the comedic timing of 2:50 is perfection
@chomdaim3542
@chomdaim3542 Жыл бұрын
7:00 😂😂😂 I'm sorry but the sound he made when he just ragdolls and dies has me laughing for hours🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Phlegmbeard
@Phlegmbeard Жыл бұрын
This was the most back-n-forth frick-frackin arc on this channel and I'm glad I was here for it.
@ashtoncartner
@ashtoncartner Жыл бұрын
8:04 Charlie must be a math god because that percentage is exactly right.
@DioYoga69
@DioYoga69 Жыл бұрын
"Yes, we shall be very quiet." Proceeds to die 💀
@bobabbooga3i149
@bobabbooga3i149 Жыл бұрын
DONT TRANSLATE!!!1 އަހަރެން އާ ފޯގިސް ޖިޕްގައި ޖައްސާލީމެވެ
@handoru9497
@handoru9497 Жыл бұрын
Every single time golem flops onto the ground dead, it just kills me how charlie reacts 😂
@RAZOR_regrets
@RAZOR_regrets Жыл бұрын
When he hit the ground at the beginning of the video, why did it sound like a dodge ball bouncing off a wood floor when Golum hit the ground 😂
@CybershamanX
@CybershamanX Жыл бұрын
(19:19) The elves felt bad keeping him locked up, so they let him climb a tree outside. The thing is, Gollum was actually signaling to some orcs who eventually came and attacked the elves guarding him. After they drive away the orcs, Gollum is gone. Legolas tells the story at Elrond's house at the big meeting when he realizes who the others were talking about.
@patrickhensley5858
@patrickhensley5858 Жыл бұрын
Couldn’t ask for a more beautiful beginning, truly.
@bobabbooga3i149
@bobabbooga3i149 Жыл бұрын
​amFwTazR_I0
@lethauntic
@lethauntic Жыл бұрын
This looks like the kind of game where they would teach Gollum a valuable lesson that will end up with him sacrificing himself to save the world with a smile, but also gets a love interest that is super hot.
@bobabbooga3i149
@bobabbooga3i149 Жыл бұрын
​amFwTazR_I0
@andymatthews399
@andymatthews399 Жыл бұрын
00:30 - 00:35 - word for word what I tell myself when I'm alone in bed every night 😏
@guygames2381
@guygames2381 Жыл бұрын
same ✊
@Carolinafan85
@Carolinafan85 Жыл бұрын
Those are the most organized and civil Orcs I have ever seen ,they raise birds and pigs, and they walk like they just ate too many hotwings,and the bathroom doesnt work
@chickenyeet
@chickenyeet 4 ай бұрын
8:29 best slowmo clip
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