I Completely Broke TCG Card Shop Simulator

[@DaoroSC]

Ruin has come to our channel. You remember our venerable card shop, opulent and imperial, gazing proudly from its stoic perch along the street? I lived all my years in that ancient, rumor shadowed shop, fattened by decadence and luxury - and yet I began to tire of conventional extravagance. Singular, unsettling tales suggested the card packs themselves were a gateway to some fabulous and unnameable power. With relic and ritual I bent every effort towards the excavation and recovery of those long buried ghost cards, exhausting what remained of our family fortune on swarthy employees and boxes filled with cards. At last in the salt soaked crags beneath the boxes we unearthed that damnable portal of antediluvian evil. Our every step unsettled the ancient earth but we were in a realm of debt and madness. In the end I alone fled laughing and wailing through those blackened arcades of antiquity until consciousness failed me. You remember our venerable card shop, opulent and imperial. It is a festering abomination! I beg you. Return home; claim your card packs, and deliver our family from the ravenous, clutching shadows of the Cardboard Craic.

[@RTGame]

Fucking amazing shitpost. Thank you

[@GoodTato]

this is what card board is board card of is made of

[@goatsandbullets]

Cards and figurines, paid for in blood.

[@adamssmasher]

They unpack quickly down there..

[@tburrrg2502]

This is my new copy pasta thank you

[@StickMaster500]

_“I fear not the man who has opened 10,000 booster packs, but I fear the man who has opened the same booster packs 10,000 times”_ - John Gambling, CEO of Gambling (probably)

[@robertbreddin3623]

wasnt the original something with punches and bruce lee? 😅

[@Raphael_27]

​@robertbreddin3623 what are you stubid? It's John Gambling.

[@tysonvienneau1830]

@@robertbreddin3623 10,000 different kicks vs 1 kick 10,000 times basically

[@Numbabu]

@@robertbreddin3623yeah famous gambler

[@BitWeirdNGL]

@@tysonvienneau1830 no im pretty sure it was John Gambling

[@sigma723]

Imagine going into a card shop realizing they only sell 5 hundred or the same booster pack, and theres just some guy sitting in the corner feverishly opening packs surrounded in hundreds of pack wrappers talking to himself like hes a streamer, all to remember you were here last week and it was actually a really good store, id think i was the star of a horror film

[@DissertatingMedieval]

And the packs are not the ones he's selling -- so he _has_ better stock, but doesn't sell it.

[@setster007]

Bro I'd think HE was the star of a horror film - which is scarier. The star usually lives. Those around them don't.

[@luthfihar3211]

it's basically like seeing someone get the lovecraftian madness but instead of a researcher getting it from opening a forbidden tomb of the old gods it's just a run of the mill card shop owner who got it by opening one too many booster pack

[@Tylendal242]

Or, seeing the same store the next day, and the owner is just half buried in shipping boxes out front, feverishly tearing through booster packs.

[@glumbortango7182]

​@@luthfihar3211 It feels very Uzumaki honestly, just being consumed by one thing repeating itself over and over.

[@RTGame]

God is dead. Gambling wins. Money wins. God I love Gambling

[@Grey_3438]

MONEY!!! 👹

[@Acubbatea]

Let’s go gambling!!

[@harrypootis9519]

99% of cardpack openers quit before they win it big.

[@Galarticuno]

Just tells God’s corpse that he loves gambling

[@fissionist2158]

@@Acubbatea I can’t stop winning!

[@sevastopolveneto1568]

I love how at some point the value of individual cards is completely ignored and Dan's just entirely lost in the high and abstract principle of greed

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

I mean, yeah, this is probably what its like to become a billionaire. Its why they are all creeps and weirdos

[@TheOnlyGhxst]

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 When "things" no longer have any value, you turn to playing with lives instead. Greed is definitely like a drug, once you've built up tolerance, you up the stakes to recreate the initial high. But it's not objectively true, or fair, to say that ALL billionaires are creeps. They may be weird, but so are all of us.

[@dasamont8274]

​@@TheOnlyGhxst Nah, all billionaires are creeps and bad people, and if you think one of them isn't, then that's because they spend a lot of money on their public image.

[@romuluslycanius1246]

"If Spiff were here, I think he'd be proud." No amount of words can summarize how much I hope Spiff sees this video.

[@brobeckskazooremixes8703]

Plink *oh wait wrong spiff*

[@nondescriptindividual3793]

@@brobeckskazooremixes8703 had the same thought-

[@Cameron368]

He automated the gameplay out of the game. Somewhere a single celebratory tear rolled down his cheek as he sipped his cup of tea.

[@steeveedragoon]

@@nondescriptindividual3793 I think both would be proud

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

I love how it subtly implies that is he dead

[@confushisushi]

15:53 one of the comments "He has become Open-heimer, destroyer of packs" lol

[@chevymontmarlo]

I like how, at one point, in the beginning, it looked like a proper store. Now it's a warehouse of a single item. Like a stove place

[@sacrificiallamb4568]

I thought that read stove palace.

[@RedPandaKT]

What's happened to this shop feels like an episode of the Magnus Archives tbh, actual good games store gets rid of all its stock overnight and suddenly only stocks the most expensive booster packs. You look around and the owner isn't working anymore, it's just two dudes working for minimum wage stocking and running the checkout. The owner is sitting outside the shop, tucked away in a mountain of boxes on the pavement, holding a number of card packs that should be physically impossible and feverishly opening them at a speed that gives you a headache to watch because it shouldn't be physically possible, either. All the while, the owner in question is muttering to himself and addressing a shadowy entity only known as 'chat', talking about profit and finding ghosts.

[@idkwhatslife]

New 16th? fear: Capitalism! Or chat. I guess. That works too

[@capnotserp]

somehow the second time i've seen a magpod fan on an rt video! great job chat

[@spotblur4381]

I need this episode

[@superkirby49]

Sometimes I wonder what life in a modded version of a game is like to the NPCs. It frightens and intrigues me greatly.

[@lithium444]

The card opening got so insane that at one point it was actually hard to watch the cards open without causing eye strain

[@RTGame]

Major flashing image warnings in this one, that's how you know it's gone too far

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

It was funny, after he said it was straining his mental health I realized I was gritting my teeth and my whole body was tense, just from this video. The human brain was not meant to process such things

[@Zillionman2010]

If it's not causing you physical and mental pain, can you truly say you're having fun?

[@TheOnlyGhxst]

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 Really? I was just laughing my ass off LOL

[@guilhermebaeta2071]

I love the contrast between dan and the tcg youtubers playing this. Most of them are like "I know that I make more money by removing tables so everyone just buys stuff, but I want to make this feel like a game store" meanwhile, dan is toying with the laws of reality

[@Platitudinous9000]

TCG players: I think it'd be nice to have play tables so the store can also be a gathering spot for hobbyists :) RTG ame: *boxes*

[@Ryann9]

Dan is not even running a card shop. He has abandoned the card shop to instead open the entire stock of the TCG industry every nanosecond somehow.

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

​@@Platitudinous9000Rumble Tumble Gumble ame

[@WorldGoods]

He is also making stupid money each day so it works

[@clawedmoss9030]

The laws of commerce U mean?

[@M4SKED2001]

He's not even sponsored or anything, he's just addicted Addicted to Gambling. Danishiro is back baby!

[@Grey_3438]

MONEY! 👹

[@dibalistic7074]

I miss the personaers play. He needs to play 3

[@RTGame]

MONEY.

[@uziwurm]

You fool! Danishiro never left!

[@dibalistic7074]

@@uziwurm But Johnny anime did 😔

[@legitgaminuk9709]

I love that Persona 5's Music has become such a staple in RT's videos. The soundtrack is actually so good!

[@Lady_Amelia-Eloise]

It really is

[@mweeee]

and Whims of Fate is very fitting

[@suffering9481]

And its excellent gambling music

[@legitgaminuk9709]

@@suffering9481 MONEY

[@mezzyscosh8037]

This makes me wish he would get into the other games, even if it's just NeoSona. I personally am obsessed with the PersonaQ2 OST.

[@invurret9533]

"And Alexander wept, for he had no more worlds to conquer."

[@patrickt101]

Probably the most genuinely poetic YT comment I’ve ever seen 😭

[@lukijez]

Jesus*

[@invurret9533]

@lukijez ...No, the quote is about Alexander the Great.

[@lukijez]

@@invurret9533 You're clearly streets behind

[@invurret9533]

@@lukijez what the actual fuck are you talking about this isn't the first time someone has used this quote and it's always been about Alexander the Great

[@thomasliu5814]

The idea of a boss that opens 1000+ packs outside of a store screaming "MOREEEEE" for the entire day to night sounds like the best way to adverise the product possible. Glad to see you play it again RT. Unfortunately I don't think you'll have a reason to play it again.

[@LynxSnowCat]

Uncomfortably reminded me of the comicbook store that was in my hometown when sports cards were at their peak. (... edit: I wonder if this is leading to a GamesWorkshop arc.)

[@katsucandy]

rt has apparently been playing it offline which is frankly a mildly terrifying thought

[@onebear6504]

He can play it again, MODDED

[@mar_speedman]

I misread your comment and for a moment I was visualizing a videogame boss tearing through booster cards, yelling for more as he increased his power in preparation for the boss fight

[@LynxSnowCat]

@@mar_speedman Yeah... my hometown was _decisively_ weird before it got gentrified. I blame the cold war.

[@blakksheep736]

18:53 Dan thats what you said last vid too.

[@ailestriker9888]

See you next month

[@kudos7724]

Oh good god he’s gone mad for the 50th time this year

[@turbo8584]

50TH!?!?!?? ITS THE 200TH TIME!!!

[@lemolea9571]

​@@turbo8584 200th? It's the 800th time!

[@Velvetx4cove]

WHO COULD'VE SEEN THIS COMING!?!!?

[@AnubisFactsGames]

8:10 THE AUDIO JUNGLE GOT ME

[@neorv5149]

The way it plays twice too. Way too good.

[@Seffek]

AA EE OO

[@finleymorris04]

Hi RT. I’d just like to let you know that, thanks to this video, I just bought 4 Pokemon booster packs after a couple years of staying away. It is inevitable that I will spiral and get even more as I try to make my card collection even more valuable. It’s also even more inevitable that I will spend stupid amounts of money on the upcoming and current Genshin banners - I really need that Staff of Homa so that my Hu Tao can do 1% more damage. I will never stop gambling. I like it, I’m good at it. I am really alive, when I’m gambling. Gambling really does make all your dreams come true. Thank you RT. Edit: omg RT noticed me haiii, this is very different to the tone of the last comment of mine that RT noticed lmao

[@colin5227]

Unsettling to read

[@cupid3890]

Genshin weapon banners put me into debt, it was a miracle i got my staff of homa for hu tao after some reflection I feel I should add that debt was figurative and I don't spend my life's savings on fictional items, just that the process is very tedious for saving for weapons. be responsible with your money guys!

[@finleymorris04]

@@cupid3890a small price to pay for salvation. Next patch livestream on Friday will be interesting. I can’t wait to hear about what I will be gambling for next. I just love gambling. I’m not addicted though, I just start shaking in excitement when I’m about to pull and can’t breathe when I think about a world without gambling. That’s just true dedication to the craft.

[@Kilojoules]

I'm a stranger on the internet, you could be joking, etc. but this really does sound unhealthy.

[@ionastewart8814]

Thanks for whaling on Genshin so we dolphins can swim guilt-free 🫡

[@yosher]

I cannot fathom how Dan’s strategy of pure chaos succeeds every single time. Whether it’s Zelda, Persona, Balatro, or a goddamn TCG store sim, his unhinged playstyle somehow outperforms me.

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

When you start thinking outside of the creator's original intent so far that they couldn't even have imagined someone would try it, games tend to no operate well. This is why some speedruns are like watching... well, this video actually lol

[@aleksander5823]

don't forget about Stardew Valley and the investment in BLUE

[@android19willpwn]

it's all about commitment. Games can rarely handle when a player truly goes all-in on a single option. But if they can, you lose *real* fast.

[@HazeEmry]

​@@android19willpwn like Slay the Spire with the limited plays per round boss against the poison/dagger dude or the Balatro blind where it disables hearts against your checkered deck with Bloodstone and Hack

[@blakksheep736]

Dungeons and Degenerate Gamblers: You sure about that?

[@walterego-ks7rx]

13:30 I love the image of just walking home one evening and seeing some madlad opening thousands of tcg packs per second from a pile of boxes obstructing the road

[@rosserm11]

I’ve suddenly got a vision of Dan hiring hundreds of workers to do nothing but open boxes of packs of rare cards like he’s Verruca Salt’s dad in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and now I’ve passed that vision on to you.

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

Fantastic

[@Ixarus6713]

He will be the man to find the $10,000 card..

[@SnailBot]

This is so menacing in descord when he just post "I have a terrible idea"

[@Crazy56U]

4:06 - 4:18 This is ominous in and of itself. “We have refurbished the store. We will only sell one card pack, and you will be required to immediately check out once you grab it. If I see you on the street, you are being forced to work for me without debate. Welcome to The Machine.”

[@recurvestickerdragon]

I mean, he did set up an interview ahead of time but imagine finally getting a response on your application, and you put on your best suit to make a good impression... and the store is instantly a nightmare of gambling and hyperconsumption

[@0TTERROCK]

The one person in chat who said “sorry cloe we love you” is so real 😭 editing this must have been horrendous on the eyes

[@atomic8026]

He has fried his dopamine receptors permanently.

[@Marie-y8j]

with how much i was giggling through the video safe to say this might as well be considered a biohazard

[@paulomatute4114]

First TCG shop video: "haha funny man addicted to opening packs" Second TCG shop video: "man finds exploit and descend into madness, all he has done all day all days is opening packs, the only thing he can see anymore are the flashes of thousands cards been show for a split moment, what once bring him excitement of getting a rare card has become meaningless, the world around him has died as he trapped himself and is consumed by the cards, once it has been done and he has been face to face with unlimited power he can never go back, there is nothing left for him to do and so the man is free again, for now"

[@dragonlover9111]

The gambling addiction is too strong

[@ApolloSpice]

I literally named my shop gambling addiction

[@turbo8584]

nah Terrance Watanabe would win.

[@leolel1844]

goku: who is gambling addiction ? and if he's strong i want to fight him

[@Dowlphin_]

What a character arc of Dan: first he gives in into his addiction just to overcome it (after becoming god for a few moments)

[@infernox1099]

Y'know, I'm glad Dan has never actually done IRL gambling, not because I fear for Dan, but because I fear for the Economy as a whole.

[@1th_to_comment.]

He has. At least once, but Wonka got him.

[@LockonKubi]

13:27 (epilepsy warning #2) "So as I pray, Unlimited Booster Works"

[@onebear6504]

_"I am the bane of my bank account"_

[@onebear6504]

_"Gambling is my Devotion and Stopping is my Fallout"_

[@onebear6504]

_"I have opened over a billion card packs"_ Edit: yeah, I'll just comment the rest myself, sorry for filling up your replies lol

[@mannofdober873]

"Nuts!" - General Patton, upon seeing the weather clear over the Ardennes, revealing thousands of booster card packs.

[@akulhcirabrab43]

I love seeing how he goes through an entire villain arc. First with grand dreams, and methods that are legit, then starts to see what he can increase but still keep reasonable, then with a devil whispering in his ear goes to abuse the systems of the world for his own profit and game… and then realizing that it all meant nothing. That he reached the peak there was nothing left. He had all the wealth a human could possibly earn… at the cost of his humanity.

[@qualityghost]

Opening the stream and seeing he was playing this again could only be described as thinking "oh, Daniel, no"

[@JecIsBec]

Keep in mind that time stops when you are opening packs - so this man opens thousands of packs in less than 10 minutes. I’d be shaking my head too.

[@olddiggy4800]

"If Spif were here, he'd be proud." Gave me sports anime vibes: "Are you watching, Senpai?" as if they died, but Senpai is studying for college exams and has more important things to worry about

[@lknight1266]

RTGamble- I’m not addicted This video- Addiction incarnate if it existed physically

[@sonarchy5158]

RT couldn't beat his gambling addiction So he instead beat gambling itself

[@nobodyimportant7135]

I love it when RT cracks himself up so much he can barely speak because he's laughing too hard, quality content right there 🤌

[@Accidental.Creation]

Don't tell him about the new Pokémon TCG Pocket or he'll whale out the game until he had every single card.

[@LordOfDegeneracy]

Not gonna lie, if the Clerk/owner of my LGS was opening packs and getting several 1000 dollar pulls I'd be motivated to buy more.

[@catgameplayer]

Would you still stay around if you - hear a car crash sound - music starts playing - guy starts throwing boxes around

[@finneusredacted5689]

“I need someone to man the cash register” *hires someone that looks exactly like him*

[@darklight645_]

I'm pretty sure this is the only video on the channel that has the "Like comment and subscribe" popup outside of the outro, and it was for a bit, and I really hope this is the only video that ever has it, because it's absolutely perfect.

[@WasatchWind]

I feel like I'm watching the end of 2001 a space odyssey

[@plaguedoctorraccoon]

I love the reverse song of healing just suddenly playing like something about this store is straight up unholy 😂

[@pous3r]

14:12 That's so well timed, haha

[@DiuGan-u1e]

god i love seeing deranged gambling

[@Andras0]

Cardboard Craic. Never could've imagined how apt that name would truly be.

[@Dxm2000andNinju]

8:09 Gosh friggin' Audio Jungle. That's a memory. A memory a decade and a half old. For some reason every time I'd hear one specific Avicii song, it's be a copy with that line. I think you nailed the aesthetic you were going for.

[@ThePilotEpisode67]

Great thing about this is that it's almost completely legal. The only laws it breaks are the laws of physics

[@PAX-d3i]

Even my gatcha addiction cannot compare to this level

[@bladdyboi2962]

Ive worked in a card store before and its actually very authentic to be manning the cash register as your boss opens packs to try and find rare stuff to sell

[@Nyanako_VT]

The funny thing about this is that a few of the Steam guides for this game actually recommends the "most expensive item only" method for late game; so he is technically playing optimally.

[@Capum5]

I'm pretty sure that if Dan had gotten a mod to open every single card pack at one time, his computer would go supernova and vaporize the planet.

[@white.red.r0se]

To skip the flashing images: • The first one: 12:36 • The second one: 16:57 • The third one: 18:39

[@HazeEmry]

This is way too low

[@white.red.r0se]

@ is it better I try to fix it/genq

[@junked5362]

Poor man addicted to craic

[@Guy_Who]

2:32 genuinely thought my audio cut out here

[@_Tozzie_]

I feel like Twitch exists to contain a monster like Dan, otherwise he'd be worse than Bezos if unleashed onto the world.

[@ArturFlintchannel]

Oh, if you only heard about russian Jerma - Bebey. His auctions arc, each one ending with one million in total donations, real money though... Just to watch some crap anime and always hear for 8 hours straight: "It's only 5 minute left, Chat! It's almost over!" - New Donation soundeffect - "It's only 6 minute Chat! The auction is almost over!"

[@N8man42]

The Elden Ring boss OSTs is rather fitting given the insanity that is occuring

[@thejewsader]

My brother loved the music at 13:50 so much he started breakdancing. Never before seen moves like that in my life

[@SentinalSlice]

Customer: Excuse me do you sell the ultra rare card here? Dan: Yes! Also Dan: prints out the card, cuts it to shape, glues it to card stock, and then laminates it.

[@LogOffAlready]

Could you imagine working here? Your boss has gone mad with a gambling addiction, the shelves only have one product, and every customer swears that there used to be tables there a few days ago.

[@diino8081]

this feels like that scene in the incredibles where mr incredible is looking at the screen and all the heroes keep being registered dead by the big robots

[@stalesock4]

Im always torn between making my own in game store fully for profit, or somewhere i would actually hang out since i used to spend a lot of time at card shops as a kid.

[@trevorparker6400]

The game has 3 save files so why not both

[@catgckool428]

My honest first reaction to seeing this video in my recommended feed: Oh, your back! Oh no... your back.

[@pixelmelli5731]

This game has been my addiction for the last few days. I loved seeing your first part and I can't wait to watch this one!

[@Frankenmuppet]

8:11 as per usual, Chloe is the real MVP

[@azuquirtle]

When you think to yourself “if Spiff were here I think he’d be proud” you know you’re playing the game right

[@gwennifergracie-mclauchlan5675]

"What if, instead of this wonderful variety of products, i just sold the one thing with the highest profit markup" "Each customer is on average spending more because you just remove the cheap items" I think Dan has stumbled onto the Games Workshop business strategy

[@mrwri]

OPEN THOSE PACKS

[@unintentionally_edgy5867]

Oh no, DAN TURNED INTO A MANAGER Edit: “there’s gotta be a golden ticket in one of these!” You did it! You broke roald dahls Charlie and the chocolate factory down to its bare essentials!

[@isilune5830]

8:18 LOVE that rt uses one of the more underrated (imo) p5 tracks here. ark is so [KZbin] good and it's my second favourite palace theme, nice to see it get the respect it deserves!

[@thevoid6596]

I honestly didn't expect to get another video of RT playing this game but dang am I glad we did. Nothing beats watching your favorite youtuber get consumed by greed and money in real time

[@CYCLEOFFATESAKAKura]

RT to chat when he finds out he can change the card pack opening speed settings: "Chat, I have conceived an idea most ingenious!"

[@Marie-y8j]

"Gee RT what do you wanna do tonight?" "The same thing we do every stream chat, gamble"

[@tr_aux]

7:32 LOGO IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT TOO LMAO

[@Kasaaz]

Dennis is the only man to ever wear a suit while working at a card shop. Ever.

[@ironicugandan5826]

Dan: I wonder if this will affect the computer. Affects the computer Dan: Shocked Pikachu face

[@camerasallowed]

He says he won't be back, but the cardboard craic will always return

[@shlurmp]

leave it to dan to automate the shop to fund his gambling

[@DrXeyd]

I recommend watching this on 2x speed thus traversing time and space, catching a glimps of godhood and transcending the boundaries of humanity

[@MarxSoul2001]

i believe what you're describing is called "having a seizure"

[@Ag3nt-MC]

13:41 I was genuinely laughing my ass off from here to the end of the video. My sides hurt

[@memegumin]

Man, I love it when my variety Hoby store got turned into an apple store for maximum profit 🥰

[@imafish9070]

18:26 late stage capitalism be like

[@SylverPfeil]

Not the random Rumble Tumble Gamers channel logo just for the one bit lmao. Top tier editing as usual.

[@benuebele8041]

i had to go and physically touch grass after this lol

[@definitelynotarobot5169]

i really dont blame you for the card opening mods cuz after awhile that shit gets so fucking boring i dont even look at what i have i just let it open as fast as i can cuz im trying to complete 100% and it would legit probaly take 80+ hours of card opening to get everything

[@notmocka]

I have over 20k packs opened and only 76% of the tetramon sets, so yeah, this mod is totally cool

[@Ag3nt-MC]

6:22 oh my god lmfao

[@AspenBrightsoul]

"What if I just sell the things with the best markup value?" Oh, look. Dan is now every card shop ever.

[@joshuasiebenhofer2452]

Did you know they used to call him that the Gambling King Back in College?

[@soulevans7588]

We need a part 3. You can’t leave us hanging, Dan

[@keironroper6659]

I watched this live. It was like watching a descent into insanity. Truly terrifying yet awe-inspiring

[@yzekielrivera]

13:07 THE DANESHIRO BOX PALACE

[@gferrol118]

I've been using the fast pack opening mod for ages, but I didn't notice the option to speed up the results screen. Now I can open cards even faster! I was doing 500 packs per in game day. Now I can do 1200

[@trevorparker6400]

15:12 I like how the music enters a new phase after he enables the result screen setting

[@payko5262]

I've been rotating between selling only packs (for XP) and only booster boxes (for money) to grind out the levels to unlock stuff. Selling the best pack/box I can, in bulk, at around 15-20% LESS than Market Price. I'll sell packs for a few days until my cash reserves start getting low, then rotate in boxes after selling out of packs. It's made the grind up to 50+ significantly simpler.

[@intangerbline3683]

Hate that phase 2 didn't involve getting the double-sided shelves, which also have 4 shelves on each side instead of 3.

[@jaeusa160]

@0:35 Daneshiro returns.

[@Slenderquil]

"There's a phase 2 to this operation. A phase 3 if you will."

[@sp0nge1337]

I met a traveller from an antique land Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desart. Near them, on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed: And on the pedestal these words appear: "My name is RT Game, King of Kings: Look on my card collection, ye Mighty, and despair!" No thing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.

[@trainerchris6324]

You're not a true gambler until you gamble so fast you give everyone around you epileptic seizures