I Cooked a Chicken by Slapping It

[@Weisz]

Want to own a piece of internet history? Buy your own Mini Chicken Slapper here: glys.tn/aryc5cfd These are made in-house in my studio, and signed and numbered individually by me! Think of it as an artist print -- it's a limited run of 100, so get one now before they're gone! This video has been over TWO MONTHS in the making, and I could not have done it without your support - thank you so much for subscribing, supporting, and following along throughout this project! When I made the first chicken slapper this channel had around 8,000 subscribers, so please consider this video my way of thanking you for taking this channel to over 300,000! We're just barely getting started here and I'm so excited for you to see all of the upcoming videos I've planned. Also, MASSIVE shoutout to Joel for helping me with the initial design, please go check out his channel and tell him I sent you :) Joel Creates: kzbin.info/door/Hk0IYEDJxQGQ-nbd3yP_KA

[@Blizzarien]

Yes Chicken

[@animationspace8550]

Is the meat beater your greatest achievement? Your channel is amazing

[@joannepiatz768]

I like your chicken

[@joshuatang69420]

Mark rober music i like it

[@goatedtoe963]

POG

[@JoelCreates]

I'm just glad to be a part of something that really matters

[@Weisz]

What could possibly be more important? 😂 But seriously, thanks for the help!

[@فازقنطارا]

Damn i'm so early

[@aliasgerchallawala4582]

that’s awesome

[@matthewsingh4969]

Mmmmmmmmm world changing tech

[@bhutwheyttherismor86]

Omg it's S E N P A I

[@schmoyoho]

*spends months cooking meat with slaps through extraordinary feats of engineering* *cuts steak with plastic knife*

[@explodingdustrags2952]

Who are you?

[@cat-qd2tj]

Lol

[@coolguy12320]

Lol

[@joielollis]

I noticed that too

[@Weisz]

Not gonna lie, I don’t even own a steak knife 😅

[@rugbynimbus]

"I'm sorry, but I ordered this steak medium. Could you have the chef slap it around for another 5-10 minutes."

[@whythough5300]

Yes sir, well bring it out in about 2 to 3 thousand slaps.

[@DM-qj7eh]

@@whythough5300 no i want 10000 slaps

[@dontblink9024]

could you stfu

[@Dafuwy]

@@dontblink9024 you $tfu kid and go to sleep

[@CosmaPaulaton]

@@dontblink9024 yes, but we have no reason to.

[@rucu8311]

Waiter: How'd you want your meat cooked sir? Me: Just slap the shit of it until that mofo is done, please. Waiter: Very good sir, I'll inform the head slapist

[@BigWheezer2000]

Please, give my compliments to the Executive Meat Beater

[@caedene3464]

I can’t believe this is what our society has come to... This engineering masterpiece has been released to the world and KZbin has the audacity to wait two days to recommend it to me. smh

[@blondie9909]

Holy shit same

[@orangeapples]

There is no justice in the world until I can go to my local target and buy one of these.

[@janoiyamckenzie8347]

Riiiight

[@snirmor6194]

Just got recommended

[@sleepyartist6040]

@@orangeapples I wholeheartedly agree

[@gEtar87]

"How would you like your steak, Bond?" "Slapped, not seared"

[@krypticviper1613]

Shaken not stirred

[@redonyoutube6713]

“MI6 has added a new tool to your arsenal, courtesy of Q” “Hm, what is it?” “It’s called “Meat Beater 9000”. It can cook your enemies enough to remove any bacteria and give you a medium rare meat.” “Good show.”

[@Weisz]

This is a quality comment

[@karlmarx828]

@@Weisz truly

[@ammonhawkins1968]

Haha!

[@Xyles7]

"Sir how do you want your steak?" "Slapped."

[@willamfitzgirld7111]

Now someone is gonna do this

[@Trickster___]

No more 69

[@YoInPuLsE]

@david504

[@rushakgaming9732]

Me as waitress : Slap the customer

[@Xyles7]

@@rushakgaming9732 me as a customer: harder

[@RafaelMunizYT]

that's a weird but interesting way of proving the laws of thermodynamics

[@hoiitzel]

Imagine this actually becomes a cooking method. "Hey guys, help yourself to some refreshments. I'll just go beat my meat and dinner will be ready."

[@haydenjassmann7104]

Underrated comment lmao

[@FelixF2020]

Sounds wrong I'm in

[@phobia7411]

Ah yes a man of great culture

[@TheNissan100]

This guy will be a kajillionare if so

[@JojoEditor1970]

Yeah he is going to beat the meat and make some sauce.

[@Wildstag]

Calling it a "meat beater" with a straight face is what convinced me to actually pay attention. Thanks.

[@sleezer7]

fr lmaoo

[@albireotheredguard1599]

There was a Mad Tv skit about Meat Beaters!

[@latejuIy]

My dad is a meat beat if you count humans as meat

[@ckv1985]

1000th like

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Let's just appreciate the amount of time spent dedicated to creating a machine that slaps meat very fast.

[@leongjosun9055]

look who it is again

[@KeaneJ123]

only 1 reply????

[@tynarvo2176]

Hello again

[@PaulVeherano]

Finally gotcha

[@gandhi5596]

why did you shave ur mustashe

[@podunkest]

And people still throw a fit when their Corolla takes a dump with 180k miles on it. This video really made me appreciate modern combustion engines. Imagine 4-8 of those Chicken Slapper 2000s going way faster, with explosions powering them, long enough to move an object as heavy as a car 100,000 miles and never breaking.. through multiple winters and putting off oil changes and heat and speeding up and slowing down.. think about it the next time you're not walking or riding a horse to the grocery store.

[@Finn_the_Cat]

People take so much for granted now

[@HawksNestYT]

I remember watching the original video a few months ago, seeing this now is like finding out an old friend became super successful

[@naivedhyajain1632]

Yo hawks what up?

[@ananyobratapal5521]

Exactly

[@chrislhyle5145]

bruh i didnt expect to see you here

[@ElysetheEevee]

Right?

[@phineas122]

This guy slaps enemies in CODM.

[@mysticalpotato86]

Imagine this was just the way we cooked stuff normally, like you'd have a 2 star Michelin restaurant with a quiet, sophisticated ambience, and just in earshot, the constant rhythmic pounding of a chicken slapped to perfection in the kitchen.

[@danielwhitehurst8432]

This sounds sexual and I dont like it😭

[@Moon-vf3lh]

Lol imma make a restaurant like this

[@todabsolute]

@@danielwhitehurst8432 this sounds sexual only in case you have parents that have a mental breakdown when someone says the word "die"

[@mmyees1167]

"""""perfection"""""

[@Nick-pu2kc]

most underrated yt comment

[@miscellaneoof]

Imagine being a chicken, dying and then never getting to find out that your body was slapped until it cooked in front of a live audience

[@Johnnyjayduweisst]

@Ratso Fatso animals are objects okayyy...🤔

[@trinityziakas5531]

@Ratso Fatso That is not true

[@phinksguccisuit4272]

I think he means dead chickens are objects

[@imscarlet1404]

@Ratso Fatso they do have minds, they are just not aware of their existence, we humans are probably the only ones that are self-aware.

[@bleughbloop8569]

@Ratso Fatso I'm sorry...what? Most animals and especially mammals have essentially the same minds we do, just...stupider... We're just biological robots as well lol, we function for 80 odd years then stop working.

[@decke7164]

Next up is how many slaps it takes to burn a chicken

[@RandomYT05_01]

This guy should win a prize for his ingenuity, and the whole fact that he slapped a chicken till it was cooked.

[@TheViccerBoy]

good console in pfp check! /\

[@m0ded514]

Mrbro did it say before

[@shinko6342]

Makes an entire new insult. "I'll slap you till your face is cooked!" XD

[@AkinsoftSB]

This chicken slaps.

[@cooperpmac]

Damn akinsoft haven’t seen you I’m since I played skyblxon

[@toxrau7654]

no u

[@edisonuhicantthinkofanythi4697]

This chicken punches

[@WhatABeautifulDuwangChew]

‎

[@vincentdreemurr]

the chicken kills

[@BobTheHatKing]

Gordon Ramsay: “It looks like it’s been beat to shit!” “It is”

[@goodgoblin3169]

“It is” it is shit “it was” it was beat to shit

[@BobTheHatKing]

@@goodgoblin3169 no it IS best to shit. If you look at it as a state of being, it was beat to shit when it was cooked, and it still is in the state of having been beat to shit

[@goodgoblin3169]

@@BobTheHatKing i hurt brain

[@BobTheHatKing]

@@goodgoblin3169 🤣

[@sir.mctubs6679]

It was

[@Jemsy_]

"The design is very human."

[@TheRussianBadger]

finally

[@lichking8769]

I love your videos

[@lichking8769]

What do u use to animate

[@lostTL]

sup badger

[@Bigazoa11]

we did fellas we cooked it by punching it

[@desertsmeagol7073]

Badger has found inner peace

[@Stop_arguing_with_strangers]

“Original Meat Beater” sounds like something my uncle would call me

[@gigasquid2040]

r/cursedcomments

[@unknownsauce69]

Point on the doll buddy😃

[@joshkizurchin]

Was looking for this

[@labyrinth2646]

LMFAOOOO

[@nogudrhymez]

Dysfunctional family eh? I wouldn't go around telling people this...

[@TheF0xskibidbopmmdada]

"hey grandpa, what did you do for fun as a kid?" "I built machines that slapped chickens until they cooked"

[@pogobod2128]

no that’s grown man science

[@viktorkukuruzovic5332]

"i used to beat my meat day in and day out, built contraptions to aid myself, those really were some special times"

[@thecommenter578]

"Back in my day, we slapped our meat by hand and not with a fancy robot like nowadays kids"

[@nathanielcarter7984]

@C̶h̶i̶l̶e̶ a̶n̶y̶w̶a̶y̶s̶. 😂😂😂😂

[@bunnyunknown9785]

@@thecommenter578 oop

[@connormcadam139]

1:06 meat beater💀

[@Maliktevin1643]

You heard it right! ☠️☠️

[@jennytulls6369]

Mom: "Why do you want to be an engineer?" Me: "It's complicated."

[@aftenstjernemix]

Said no mom ever

[@Hewhoroamstheinternet]

@@aftenstjernemix it's a fuckin joke mate

[@luminatrixfanfiction]

@Socialie plate Mom: "Why do you want to be an engineer?" Me: "To slap some meat" Mom: "........... ..............."

[@luminatrixfanfiction]

@Socialie plate ohhhh'kay...a little dark but I don't get the joke. It is a joke right?

[@Raaaaay]

*I watched some engineer beating meat*

[@Alex-qr4do]

This is what millions of years of evolution has brought us to. Perfection.

[@Garr3t]

👍

[@roguechest743]

@@Garr3t 👍

[@beram3321]

@@roguechest743 👍

[@nagamongsor7622]

@@beram3321 👍

[@vitaminprotein9669]

@@Garr3t 👍

[@CookieCutter]

*So if I slap my leg too many times I will cook it?...*

[@GP_1834]

If you manage to hit your leg continuously 23,000 + times then yes.

[@briishmonke1265]

_I guess_

[@datasV]

@@GP_1834 true.

[@ThatParticularPainter]

oh hey look a certified comment, gonna leave somethin funny asap.

[@mishrasuvigya5541]

Cannibals are READY!!!😤

[@pmdean95]

This is such a perfect example of why I love the internet so much

[@StevenHe]

Louis deserves his own Netflix show

[@PISSWASSER996]

First

[@coldplayisjustokay7820]

@@PISSWASSER996 the cheese shall take over. Just you wait.

[@PISSWASSER996]

@@coldplayisjustokay7820 Ok

[@gloombstrollface]

i love you

[@PISSWASSER996]

@@gloombstrollface I love you too

[@theconspiracytheorists2719]

Gordon Ramsay: watches the video MasterChef Gordon: I've seen a slapping machine cook better than you, it's RAW

[@parthosarathi5333]

Somehow i can imagine that

[@davemarin7340]

Gordon actually watched the first slapping video

[@theconspiracytheorists2719]

@@davemarin7340 wut

[@wij2012Gaming]

@@davemarin7340 proof/reference?

[@wasinoorazam9420]

Same

[@retrowave762]

*Send this to Gordon Ramsay immediately*

[@Weisz]

mans is gonna drop dead on the spot

[@Weisz]

just tweeted it at him, maybe if enough of us rt he'll see it (my twitter is @louisweiszYT)

[@retrowave762]

@@Weisz we have arrived this far, our mission for the meme-god cannot falter now

[@glkglkglkglk9193]

@@Weisz it's raw you fooking DONUT

[@ZXL000]

One of the only few good things to come out of this quarantine.

[@rabbitwolf6521]

I told my mom I was watching this video and she gave a very concerned look.

[@Jedededededede]

Louis: Surprised the meat is soft the literal automatic meat tenderizer that has been running for hours: :0

[@Urelei98]

@Galactic Ninja it appears that your observation is indeed correct.

[@cookingwithkimbap4432]

buttcheek baby 9000

[@ForeverDegenerate]

@A Temperamental Octopod He's a Maker, not a Cook! :p

[@KazuhaDog69]

*Fire was found 2 million years ago* People before that time:*slap slap slap*

[@kelvincheruiyot8187]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4OkmJ-vrJusic0

[@notsoshort7291]

@@kelvincheruiyot8187 I don’t want to click it

[@controlledby4865]

@@asianwhite1496 I think he wants too

[@someotherworldlybeing3167]

@@controlledby4865 I think you want to too

[@syddddddddd25]

memento mori 🖤🤍

[@JohnRiggs]

Please open a restaurant where I can order this with table-side service.

[@_Silenceman]

i agree

[@vegito9008]

@@ghxstxiii5598 not really if he has a lot of them working for 24/7 he can provide enough food at time

[@AFF_NYC]

Chicken

[@HaliesH]

Chicken

[@majormelon8855]

Imagine a production line of slapping machines all cooking steak and chicken. A restaurant that needs mechanics instead of cooks

[@DashPix1]

2:50 The meat beater 9001 💀🙏

[@tillie3545]

I have to finish an essay due today. But here I am, watching a chicken getting cooked by slapping it. I don’t regret this choice at all.

[@Weisz]

you'll get extra credit if you can secretly sneak in a video reference

[@wigglyfruit4708]

replacing boring learning with exciting learning! ;D

[@dungfungus56]

I have a project due tomorrow morning but I agree, this is more important

[@themoochman3867]

Hey me too lmao

[@theelectriclemon3223]

I forgot i had an essay due tomorrow, you are a life saver!

[@integza]

You should throw some tomatoes in there for flavour and stuff #noulteriormotive

[@JoelCreates]

A tomato bit my sister once

[@Weisz]

Omg hi integza

[@PlanetComputer]

2

[@rotini3851]

Integza your videos are epic

[@noahk.1699]

@mega stryke Gameplay its an apple...

[@GP-ci8qt]

This guy literally went through an entire process to build a robotic slapping arm to cook a steak but cuts it with plastic cutlery

[@terozen]

Next he needs to build a machine that slaps iron into a knife

[@ihaveeyesbutimustntlook1668]

@@terozen yes xd

[@fakshen1973]

Considering the look of his stove/cooker, I think he's probably rewashing the plastic cutlery.

[@lordcthulhu17]

also I don't think he knows how to season his food

[@googleuser5375]

Can't do science if he's doing the dishes, karen

[@LanceDaugherty]

Louis deserves his own Netflix show. I'm just glad to be a part of something that really matters.

[@yes5019]

“How to cook chicken” Google: *reasonable answer* Bing:

[@seriouslybaked2204]

accurate

[@loopstationyt]

WikiHow: *Slap the chicken repeatedly with your bare hand until fully cooked or alternatively, until your arm falls straight off.*

[@Weisz]

Facts tho

[@Kefneko]

@@loopstationyt then replace it and continue

[@coltgar2465]

lmfaooo

[@astu6349]

We've gone to the moon, explored other planets, discovered genetic engineering, and now we have cooked a chicken by slapping it

[@charcoal8]

It's one small step for man, one giant leap for chickenkind

[@ElectroLXR]

I wonder what's next.

[@Hidfuskno]

@@ElectroLXR turkey?

[@musicmastermind2154]

Amazing

[@Profileunused]

*Taking beating meat to a whole nother level.*

[@philiphockenbury6563]

This is a historic achievement and proof that no matter what challenge we find, or dumb thing we think up, we can always find a solution to preform the impossible. I love humanity.

[@bot-nk2yk]

So if thats the case...then a time machine can be invented?

[@justinmiller129]

Reminded me of the *_chicken thrown in this video_* kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2PVf6Gwi9SniZI&sd

[@nvsd2935]

@@bot-nk2yk yes

[@binheve]

Humanity is constantly evolving in the path no one was ready for

[@sarahm.7886]

This feels Frankenstein adjacent, like you’re his younger, saner cousin or something, who wouldn’t raise the dead but isn’t past beating a corpse until it’s cooked - and I respect that

[@lordnile6657]

Hope you don’t mind I’m sending this phrase to all my friends from now on

[@kelvincheruiyot8187]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4OkmJ-vrJusic0

[@edgewatersbestguitarist1524]

"beating a corpse until it's cooked" Just think, he went through puberty...

[@syddddddddd25]

memento mori 🖤🤍

[@Taikamuna]

Family: leaves house 13 year old me:

[@pbjman5809]

I too slap chicken when I’m home alone

[@anti808]

Don't you love it when your family leaves and you somehow have enough time to slap chicken enough to cook it

[@EndmostOcean43Pro]

13 yr old verified

[@rosemary.777]

I rub my chicken with seasoning it tastes better

[@Iniix_]

Hello domino man

[@cognitivelydeficient4866]

It’s not the floating cars we expected 50 years ago, but I think this is just as extraordinary. Nobody expected this.

[@PedroCosta-po5nu]

"floating cars" did you mean helicopters.

[@thekingofspades501]

This is one of the greatest feats a KZbinr had ever pulled off

[@corrupt1user]

2 years later, Louis opens a chain of restaurants called "Meat-beaters; We beat your Meat!" only to fail when he attracts the wrong type of customer.

[@abyssalblade7244]

Jajajajajaj

[@mintjxlly]

they beating a different kind of chicken, mainly a male chicken

[@factstudioofficial93]

He beats chicks, male and female 😏

[@generationm2059]

4 years later... "Welcome to Fish Slappers! We'll pound your tuna!"

[@nitroblocker6301]

I heard this slap sound in my parents room

[@TimeBucks]

this man literally just living in peter sripols garage

[@rustom6147]

Get this verified man more likes.

[@Fish-pe7tc]

Why are you everywhere

[@pedropedrohan102]

found the verified

[@dnzdrakrks7549]

😭😭

[@syddddddddd25]

memento mori 🖤🤍

[@masonwong8007]

Just imagine reading a recipe and it says "set MeatBeater to 135,000 slaps."

[@xPhantom_404x]

😏

[@xPhantom_404x]

For the heavy cream

[@CrestToothpaste28]

@@xPhantom_404x Oh god

[@no898]

@@xPhantom_404x why you gotta do this?

[@williamharbuck8575]

Hahahah

[@SixtyNice420]

Will Smith would love to learn this way of cooking chicken.

[@ohno5606]

A wise man once said... “If kinetic energy can turned into heat energy, how fast do I have to punch a chicken to cook it?”

[@atomicrex7060]

Jello from Russian badger?

[@aff77141]

Don't tell him this worked....

[@GallonOfCum]

3725mph

[@toddfisher5040]

Haha I was the 500th like

[@mausumisarkar62]

Imagine if this was discovered before fire. Our ancestors just sittin there slapping the cheeks of every animal they kill.

[@pierrecurie]

Newton's 3rd law would cook your hands.

[@sheeeitmayn4384]

Why would you ever resort to eating a rhino.

[@samiamrg7]

I mean, there are old stories (now discredited) of Mongol warriors putting strips of meat under their saddles to heat and tenderize them during a day of riding, thus allowing them to spend less time preparing meals and more time on the move.

[@enkaphalin1111]

@@pierrecurie protein is protein

[@justinmiller129]

Reminded me of the *_chicken thrown in this video_* kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2PVf6Gwi9SniZI&fvfvreeyey

[@Tyler-no8zw]

This is the most significant scientific breakthrough in decades. I'm proud to be alive during this feat.

[@mwt__]

Yes.

[@cuygor7132]

Me too

[@KRYoung_dev]

Something about the pulpification of chicken by ferocious slap machine is just too funny to me. 😂😂

[@unknownwatcher4583]

Imagine graduating engineering in college just to make a chicken slapper, such a legend 😎

[@sagargajare7030]

Indian right 😹

[@Student0Toucher]

You realize its fake?

[@tamakiamajiki675]

@@Student0Toucher how is it fake, I thought it was real 😞🧐

[@CoryMck]

Don't need to imagine, my eyes and ears are functional

[@ShikiPlays420]

What do you mean 'just'? I would graduate JUST to do this!

[@luckytradeslt]

Imagine a chicken gets born, fed and killed just to get slapped like r e a l l y fast

[@Neon_Nectarine]

Yeah like would he slap his grandma like this

[@davek417]

Guess you could say they were beating their meat o_o

[@professionaltaxevader4638]

@@Neon_Nectarine I mean everyone beats their meat

[@mikeyxyz6706]

@@professionaltaxevader4638 do women beat their own meat too? Curious question.

[@R3MAXEL]

@@mikeyxyz6706 imagine not knowing basic anatomy

[@brycedunn4113]

"How to cook chicken?" Google: 165° in oven for 5 minutes. Bing:

[@carlosyangmorales2560]

XD

[@CGamingRBLX]

Lmao

[@How2TutorialsLOL]

underrated

[@marisetogaya5793]

Only 5 minutes?

[@billyfraiser6298]

lol 165 degrees for 5 minutes? Whelp, i can tell you've never baked chicken before...... not even close lmao.

[@simhthmss]

I have never seen so much effort for such a ridiculous sounding premise. Well done!

[@jimjimsauce]

this man is a perfect blend of mark rober, william osman and michael reeves

[@madjaster9620]

No idea who William Osman is but yes!!!

[@Sumit-dh4qe]

@@madjaster9620 me too

[@ghiaccio1384]

All of them are the best

[@oliver62]

and mrbeast

[@Νάγια-ω9χ]

Exactly my thought

[@locke8628]

“It feels like it’s already been chewed” And i wonder why

[@justinmiller129]

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2PVf6Gwi9SniZI&jng

[@biancawantsbooks1904]

I was thinking that it may be because it wasn't electrocuted

[@matth3251]

I don't know why the KZbin algorithm brought me here, but this is the wholesome content that I needed today. I couldn't be happier.

[@Dr._Heinz_Doofenshmirtz]

I came here because it was in a memetastic meme post

[@parkerly2346]

you call beating meat wholesome?

[@Dr._Heinz_Doofenshmirtz]

@@parkerly2346 yes'nt

[@SaintNath]

what is wholesome about this shit lol

[@plasmahead2]

im not sure why I watched it all, but im not mad that I did...

[@williamblackfyre4866]

Seems like this requires a shit ton of asterisks. "We cooked a steak with slaps **and a sous vide." "We cooked a chicken with slaps **retroactively noticing we made the bare minimum of pasturization, but still not hitting our goal of 60C" I guess that is where the sayiny comes from. "If at first you dont succeed, lowet your expectations."

[@Weisz]

Ok bro, you do it. I would love to see somebody improve on my work here - nobody’s been up to the challenge so far.

[@brokepiek]

It would be funny if in a parallel universe a chicken is trying to cook a human cadaver by slapping it just for the fun of it.

[@w0bblegum347]

Its still funny eitherway lmao

[@firstnamelastname3468]

I have always thought if 'first contact' is with some species that evolved from chickens we are totally fu©ked! 🌌🐔👾+⚒️=🤧&🤪🆘

[@firstnamelastname3468]

Uhhhmmm, tastes like chicken...

[@fredashay]

Actually, the people in the parallel universe are more likely to be cooking their meat by slapping it (maybe because they never invented fire), and some whacky inventor comes up with the crazy idea, "Today we're gonna try to cook a chicken by putting a fire under it! Yes, that's crazy, but I think it might work!"

[@ChristmasTurki]

Why cadaver?

[@PlasmaChannel]

Dayum! Next video idea: How many shakes does it take to boil a bottle of water. On my high school physics test, I think I calculated some 170,000 shakes in a "Perfect" thermos.

[@jifi9866]

but I used to shake hot water to cool it down, so it should be the opposite

[@w3t_wlpes]

i would like to see that

[@dog3_l0ver]

Do you understand what you just did?

[@towatchvideos5592]

THE NEXT CHALLENGE IS BORN!!!

[@devinchrishaun]

This is new to me as my school only did "social studies" and load up bill nye the whack guy. Ngl tho his science stuff was amazing but it got boring af fast as it was social studies class.

[@distraction2803]

I am immeasurably disappointed he just ate slap-cooked steak with a plastic fork

[@ricksaburai]

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[@lmao1660]

@@ricksaburai *our

[@Autobotsunited]

Personally, I feel like it appropriate.

[@killshanks]

It's Velveteen Bobby, Not Velvet. A Gentleman should know the difference xxxooo

[@justinmiller129]

It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2PVf6Gwi9SniZI&hbi

[@obamabinladen9736]

The fact that a chicken died for this.......man must be the proudest chicken in heaven

[@JunkyardDigs]

Hell yes chicken slappin returns!!

[@Weisz]

POGGG

[@1MoreCheese]

POGGG

[@jef1561]

POGG

[@oskargd1220]

POGGERS

[@oskargd1220]

⛓️ *CHAIN-BREAKER* ⛓️

[@Yamin-li2xv]

"Ayo want some chicken?" "Yes actually" "Do you want it fried or grilled?" "Slapped please" "Excuse me wha-" " *SLAPPED* "

[@vortexx8025]

*S L A P P E D*

[@hugotheimpecileone]

s- s- sir what are y-

[@prcr364]

@@hugotheimpecileone I’m saying I want it slapped.

[@dilo9277]

Man this chicken really slaps.

[@name-is4dz]

I bet Slapped chicken is a secret menu order

[@nerdcity]

Animal testing complete. When do human trials begin?

[@riquetc0060]

First person to like a verified person's comment. I feel special.

[@annaphelan635]

I volunteer

[@simulping4371]

when the impostor is sus

[@kenyenmusic7548]

Just tell people you’re gonna beat their meat for free. You’ll get plenty of volunteers.

[@kyoshi1184]

Who said it hasn't started already? 😏

[@koSTEKlet]

Imagine an alternate reality where humans never found out about fire and they just starting to punch their food when they want to cook it which made them super muscular

[@rahym4786]

"How you would want ur steak done sir?" "Slapped."

[@fitzsocial6073]

LMAOOOO im deaddddd

[@danteoftheeast2672]

This deserves way more likes lol

[@VaajakoskiWildout]

Oke sir, u need to wait 9 hours. Do you wanna some drinks?

[@ParkerGunzo420]

Yes, I would like my drink slapped.

[@magesticwanderer9754]

My favorite comment rn

[@ryuusaki2211]

This man is asking something that we didn't ask. And he solved it. What a legend.

[@megasauruss]

Oh, people definitely asked.

[@firemind0]

@@megasauruss unus an..

[@SyncedJay]

@@megasauruss I never thought of it just once now I need to think of something else no one thought of

[@gugitia]

I think about it since highschool

[@The3Halls]

Bro this isn’t mark rober yet sounds very similar

[@spirit4440]

Haha

[@laterjake]

Probably the music

[@buddinglearner7085]

@@laterjake Yeah that's the thing

[@shravan1005]

@@laterjake oh thanks i was wondering where have i heard this music now i remember its from marks videos

[@lracfilib]

A verified dude with 35 likes. That's kinda rare.

[@evannpalma2404]

Wait a minute... he didn't cook it properly because you have to HOLD it a 60C° for an hour but he immediately took it out as soon as it hit 60C° skill issue for not having realized that

[@StrangeParts]

I'm still sad you didn't make chicken plate armor. But what an awesome follow up to an incredible first video! So satisfying to see that cooked steak...

[@CoalitionGaming]

Yoooooo Strange Parts in the house!

[@Weisz]

Thanks so much scotty! I know you really wanted that plate armor... but on the plus side: it’s free real estate? “strange parts chicken video when”

[@JakeOJeffYT]

Hm

[@cookarain6205]

Food

[@katielamborghini3551]

Epic

[@pugmugjug2852]

This guy: *literally beats his meat* 5 million people: 🤔

[@vocaloidteto]

O H NO - I HAVE A DIRTY MIND I

[@ninicazb1]

@@vocaloidteto that's the point

[@ShiroAikawa]

@@vocaloidteto hahahahaa

[@justinmiller129]

Reminded me of the *_chicken thrown in this video_* kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2PVf6Gwi9SniZI&fvfvregf

[@butteredpooper7750]

@@vocaloidteto that’s the joke bro

[@zero_burrito]

"If physical energy can be turned into thermal energy, how hard would I have to punch a chicken to cook it?" - Jello in a russianbadger video, 2019

[@dr.osicran3379]

Maybe a kind punch from Saitama is enough.

[@-mako-6018]

ah yes, *K N O W L E D G E*

[@DadGangGamer]

Challenge accepted

[@my_pc_crash_while_utube349]

First law of thermodynamics

[@thomasritzgerald4997]

@Gam3rzito Boi no. If Saitama punched a raw chicken, THERE WOULD BE NO CHICKEN.

[@Leglessolas]

It’s funny how your biggest problem with cooking is keeping everything cool

[@Aochider397]

"Excuse me, I ordered my steak an hour ago. Where is it?" "I'm so sorry sir, we're still beating your meat." "What?" "It's still on the slapper" "....What?"

[@mrchordstriker]

At least no sausages were harmed in the last message...oi

[@josh_final]

"We're still beating your meat" ...

[@woofwolffe9360]

Um... is that appropriate?

[@palopatrol6010]

Ghost of the chicken looking at its corpse: why are humans so damn weird

[@n-s-a7113]

Tbh I feel bad for the chicken that died 😆

[@JudahJamesJr]

bock bock!

[@sc1178]

@@n-s-a7113 not me. That thing lookin tasty!

[@loganthesaint]

@@n-s-a7113 trust me when I say, death was a release for that poor bird. A tasty release.

[@w_ldan]

At least his corpse is used for science

[@InterMediaOfficial]

"Would you like your's fried or grilled?" "Slapped please."

[@RamiCrafy]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@kelvincheruiyot8187]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4OkmJ-vrJusic0

[@ijemand5672]

yours*

[@loveyourself.8870]

Valid

[@yourfellowhumanbeing2323]

Davie

[@moisesmera7913]

Gordon Ramsey took notes. He realized this whole time he was wrong

[@Omen_Burrito]

i love how this trend died so long ago and yet this guy is like a mad scientist who cant let go of the past

[@justinmiller129]

Reminded me of the *_chicken thrown in this video_* kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2PVf6Gwi9SniZI&fvfvregrg

[@sheshnathsinghkushwaha5559]

That means El psy congroo

[@CDuff86]

"Lemme just slap some chicken on the grill" Just gave it a new meaning.

[@justinmiller129]

Reminded me of the *_chicken thrown in this video_* kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2PVf6Gwi9SniZI&chrww

[@89768]

Shut up chris

[@zenam4393]

Shut up fergie

[@lame7385]

Shut up zeg

[@pretzelproductions9120]

Shut up HW

[@WGFinc]

This man took the term “beating meat” to a whole other level...

[@Buckle-Bucky]

Well i get the joke but that isn't meat. It's Poultry

[@mareenbyolojust936]

@@Buckle-Bucky that is literally a type of meat

[@Buckle-Bucky]

@@mareenbyolojust936Nobody asked you

[@muffinman3052]

@@Buckle-Bucky nobody asked you for your input either.

[@Buckle-Bucky]

@@muffinman3052 but yet i gave it and you can't do shit

[@sebastianthecat69]

Still not possible. He didn't use a HUMAN hand.

[@mg_phopla]

Next: How many times do you have to shake a bottle of water so that the water inside starts boiling?

[@Minotaur-ey2lg]

Ooh, that’s a good one.

[@raminybhatti5740]

@Nonaya Bidness that's from the Dr. Ian Malcolm School of Life Lessons. 😂

[@jamestrotter927]

@Nonaya Bidness that’s when you’re dead, my friend.

[@herbo3030]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bV7XmWWNaLmLhNE 🔥🔥

[@chey42]

At least 3

[@rowendzruia2294]

it took two months but hot damn he did it

[@thememeguy2135]

worth it, for a question.

[@9WEAVER9]

I was literally just wondering when this was going to happen and then two seconds later I scroll past it

[@NetralFN]

We did it boy we cooked chicken with slap machine

[@kakyoinnoriaki4154]

Worth it

[@borbleborb4586]

800th like

[@bigboijohnny763]

Mom: So, what did you do yesterday? Me: I finally witnessed someone beat his meat so much that he cooked it.

[@shedig524]

dont forget they got so many juice out

[@sigmaohio44]

That sounds super wrong if there is no contex...

[@bigboijohnny763]

@@sigmaohio44 that was the point lmao

[@fmking6944]

LMFAOO

[@sixteyneinhelperentity3038]

Lmao

[@waynejohnson2419]

Remember your 50°-130° time needs to be under 6 hours to effectively pasteurize poultry.

[@amoschristian398]

Basically this is slapping the shit outta bacteria, clever, it's about sending a message

[@theconspiracytheorists2719]

Wonder if it works for covid

[@nwonzi8118]

@@theconspiracytheorists2719 :|

[@JCube21]

Unrelated but nice amakusa shirou pfp

[@jonneh8317]

@@theconspiracytheorists2719 Just slap the shit out of people until they're cured. Nice.

[@Chubbywubbysandwich]

I literally laughed out loud at this

[@KewlKid]

This channel is finally getting the recognition it deserves

[@nathanpike9509]

If he keeps this up he's about to get big....

[@stevenre4250]

True

[@latl089er]

Its gonna get big like mark rober hopefully :3

[@aliasgerchallawala4582]

yep he is new mark rober if he keeps making good videos like this

[@Vintoneuler]

I subbed 8 months ago before he blew up in December 😅

[@barney676]

Gordon Ramsey slapping salmon because it was undercooked: “Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!”

[@gamerhatch9072]

Looool

[@3SevenStangVids]

You wonder what else this guy builds in his free time

[@thegregofficial]

The steak being cooked with slaps is acctually an interesting idea because it would allow you to use cheaper meat which is tough but the slaps tenderize it

[@durumrum5998]

5head

[@diogenescinico]

Then you get a salmonella and you'll never have to pay for food again because you'll be FUCKING DEAD

[@jdrmanmusiqking]

Salmonella in steak? Man if that start happening regularly the we'd have much bigger issues goin on in the world

[@fpkblast8465]

@@diogenescinico is salmonella that deadly?

[@diogenescinico]

@@fpkblast8465 I don't know, it's just a joke

[@plebao51]

every once in a while, youtube algorithm blesses us. this is one of those blessings

[@enrique9495]

His first mistake was not adding seasoning. This are unacceptable results.

[@Wudjja]

these*

[@owenmackenzie9584]

@@Wudjja Wow haha because that small spelling error completely negated his point.

[@donkeydonkey7849]

he must be a donut

[@owenmackenzie9584]

@@jim-wr3lp cuz it wasn’t needed and people these days have a constant need to point out others’ mistakes

[@hafirenggayuda]

Seasoning and sauce can be added later