I Created the FASTEST RAIDERS in all of Crusader Kings 3

[@Middovah]

please let us out of the basement

[@KometVonHelvetien]

No you stay in there

[@Jarl_Haesteinn]

just ransom yourself, lad. 10 gold is enough for you.

[@duncanharrell5009]

Convert to Asatru first clearly.

[@midgematic8659]

(Negotiate Release) --> (Force to Convert to Astaruism) --> (Recruit) --> (Imprison)(Strong Hook)

[@shubhampatel6908]

Best editor

[@LinearRain07]

Guys I think he might be playing haesteinn in this video

[@proddito505]

You mean Hasted Things?! (I dunno, im tired and attempting humor)

[@mudpie6927]

Don't you mean fastin

[@Saihyou]

Which one?

[@bell_nicole]

Hell yeah, thoae are my favourite videos of his!!1!!

[@rusticfox4283]

koifish got raided by his own child faster than he could react.

[@DummyThiccc]

bro's child is already raiding like Haestein

[@lordofmagnusfolia8024]

Be a French Viking; Goes to Sardaigne; Gets shirt naked; Goes to the desert; Recruits sand experts; Makes his own troops raid at the speed of a Shai-Hulud rider; Steals the Byzantine heir and pillages the Papacy; Refuses to elaborate. Haestein, a life.

[@ohuckabee]

6:50 A dwarf berserker is actually one of the most fearsome foes because they're at exactly the right height to headbutt you in the nards.

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

Witnesses say the raiders all had a strange resemblance to Olympic runners who mysteriously vanished previously.

[@qhu3878]

a bunch of buff naked men running through the desert? I GO TO LIBYA

[@The_Falk]

(10:33) Brutal viking raid ends with pint sized Berserker pillaging peasant's flute (not clickbait)

[@tonsstar]

wholesome dad koifish is honestly such a wholesome moment everytime :D

[@theuveal8234]

The Haesting Saga is pushing almost 6 years now...

[@davidross2004]

By this point, it’s no longer an addiction; it’s more like a lifestyle.

[@barnabypaterson5104]

Can’t believe you didn’t call mini koifish Haestein😆😆😆

[@ReaperGr448]

That kid should make a youtube channel named Koifishson when he grows up

[@animeXcaso]

​@@ReaperGr448 Haestin Koifishssen

[@notjackolio]

Your moment with your son is literally the cutest thing and I didn't expect it from watching a ck3 video

[@Rockstar-bq5fm]

The Shire theme hits hard even now my dude haha

[@teal_m_101]

Putting the Haest in Jarl Hasteinn

[@АлександрБелаконь-с7г]

I have an idea for video, and it is brilliant: CK3 but EVERY character is Jarl Haesteinn. All. Even landless. Even women. Even children. Idk how to do it in game but it must be done!

[@skeefz8790]

He already did, a guy set up a savefile for him where they replaced everything with haesteinn

[@АлександрБелаконь-с7г]

​@@skeefz8790 Wait, really? Where is that video? I must see it!

[@MinktheStorykeeper]

​@@skeefz8790 we need to see this video

[@Coldyham]

​@user-zy5po9wv8fI It's called "I created (and destroyed) the haestein multiverse"

[@MoaRider]

Alternative title: Koifish goes back in time and gives Harley Davison motorcycles to Jarl Haesteinns

[@jhvankesteren1979]

Jarley Hæsteinnsons

[@a_centurion_main8757]

​@jhvankesteren1979 that is great 😂😂

[@gayanudugampola8973]

Haesteinn addiction continues.

[@j.ackermann9110]

21:00 "Let's raid!" "But my lord the longboats are not ready..." "Then get into the Ferrari!"

[@TheDirtyShaman]

Steppe terrain lets you build the "Horse Herds" line of buildings, which for each level grant +2% army movement speed as well as +2% raiding movement speed. The "Stables" line of building can also be built, which grants +1% army movement speed per level.

[@georgethefriend29]

For Butr or Norse, you did a very unique run.

[@l0rf]

Booo! I love the pun.

[@walnzell9328]

5:21 Janet was promoted from working at the gas station to overseeing the company's oil extraction.

[@lightdrgn20]

23:17 Imagine finishing a siege and seeing an army of raiders 10X your size sprint past you.

[@ChrisVillagomez]

Norse Vikings on Camels is incredibly cursed and I love it immensely ❤

[@Alex-ik8pr]

Chilling on the Mediterranean coast when a flock of vikings come jogging past in full armour with camels lagging behind 😂

[@PraiseJ-Pope]

13:31 the illidan reference is *chefs kiss* I subscribed to the right channel

[@Kasaaz]

The Haestizzler coming for that Ghat.

[@lordebastion2347]

Beautiful flute skills Koifish

[@mitchtherevolution]

Recorders aren't flutes.

[@Zebo12345678]

This is pretty off-topic, but I don't think I'll ever get tired of the Mount & Blade Warband music. It's nostalgic, flavorful, and it always makes me crave to go play some Warband mods again. (Side note: The pause to let your child participate in the video, then the flute playing was the best part of the video!)

[@ericmyrs]

As a fellow recorder enjoyer, I appreciate the leitmotief.

[@sarchlalaith8836]

Koi: "this one time, at band camp..."

[@DreaOnzagle]

Love a koifishson interlude

[@gubstorm3518]

Yes, more Haesteinn. Thank you. I needed this.

[@loneavenger5246]

Run Haesteinn, Run The Flash Theme begins to play.

[@HurricaneOK1]

Haestein "The Bear" has conquered the land of Butt, and allied himself with "The Slayer of the Snake".

[@jito7377]

Jarl H's enemies are said to dislike sand. It's ... and gets everywhere.

[@lozzypop9493]

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, NO it’s….Haesteinn……….on a camel?!?

[@akostoth9389]

3:19 that remids me the meme when Jason Momoa Sneaked Up on Henry Cavill... and makes perfect sense

[@Shnewk2]

Baby visit was the highlight of the video

[@IronWolf123]

There should be an achievement called "That is so sad" where you have to fully max out a fortress in an Oasis to build a Wonderwall

[@PraiseJ-Pope]

Holy moly

[@ramipennanen1771]

You know with a couple more life times you could make it even faster with a couple more adventures and traditions

[@AnimePigeon]

@Koifish - if you merge the Norse Culture with Butr, then Norse-Butr with Brahui... you can get "Desert Travelers" further increasing movement speed while raiding by an additional 20% and reduces attrition by 30%!

[@pivertironlungs7408]

Always Great to see a Haestein video

[@Yacovo]

When you are a kid and zoom your action figures across the board. Thanks for the video.

[@alexlower505]

Haesteinn? More like Haste-einn.... Also I could listen to Koifish say "berber butter" all day 😅

[@mariokuppers5686]

I´m so proud of Koifish. Diving deep into the Classics to Honour Techno Viking what a legend

[@TheUnspeakableh]

You know, having a name that translates to Summer Warrior, I'm fairly certain that this entire plan was contrived by Sumerliði.

[@bambusakpravemfiscz2201]

the best part is where the litel Koifish come to wisit his father

[@edgara6135]

Baby, Wake up! We're playing Haesteinn again 😂

[@codthefishnotthegame]

0:05 bro chose the sus route

[@michanycz7166]

I'm not gonna lie. You vibing with your son is the best part of the video.

[@AaronHeathcock]

2:31 that's my flat mate

[@YunsAvatar]

It’s almost harvesting season. The Butter has come.

[@CoeGr]

Oh god not the the coffin of Andy and Leyley reference.

[@PraiseJ-Pope]

We want more voice acting from little koifish! Tell your baby he already has a fanbase all over the world!❤

[@kohlicoide2258]

No wonder Anakin didnt like Sand... he was raided all the time.

[@dhoineSuezSauer]

This gonna go hard

[@gurrtug9213]

this was a emotional jurney

[@ErkayinHan]

Another great schmunking video of koifish

[@aznperson8]

The TCoAaL meme at the beginning was pure nasty genius with respect to CK3 incest. Bravo, Koifish!

[@muhholydesert-qe3ix]

koifish you can overcome your haesteinn addiction it's never too late for rehab we believe in you 😢😭

[@Felix_Carvalho]

Cagliari has faced the wrath of Haesteinn more than anywhere else in the world.

[@presticus]

Haesteinn got named The Bear because all the women chose him.

[@assassin8or]

7:35 One of the funniest things I've ever heard

[@asgarzigel]

Haesteinn: "If we all Naruto-run into Byzanthium they can't catch us"

[@wolffrdu6463]

you can make the raiding faster with West African Canoes (also, with both the long boat and west african canoes, it give -100% ambarcation cost)

[@DIEGhostfish]

Jarl _Hasty._

[@Symchro]

OH YEAAAH

[@Darth_Conans]

I can't believe you took a little boy's Gyatt.

[@donzapatero4808]

Okay your a great father having fun with your son while making videos

[@Zoggy_corndog]

Haesteinn is role-playing Forrest Gump here. He just kept runnin

[@SebastianIRLl]

Having fun watching Koifish. A good day..🍻

[@mandinhapicles]

For the next video you should travel to Montaigu in real life and play as Haestinn while dressed as the man himself.

[@asaifaji]

8:04 Least crazy hasteinn addict

[@skem9622]

HAEEEEEESTIEEEEEENNNNNNN

[@philipechila2814]

Finally, a beach episode!

[@martinmyggestik292]

Nothing like a Hästeinn party 🎉

[@anthonygalat]

I like the excel spreadsheet

[@kittydaddy2023]

Me and my homies are in the Tarim Basin hybridizing the Tocharians and Saka

[@PlentyT]

KOIFISH, I challenge you! A task only the mighty Haestienn could complete! Take only the coasts as Haestienn longs only for the sea, forge an empire where all its lands touch the sea! GO NOW koifish!

[@ragvan4313]

9:13 amazing Dune scream

[@_NoName_314]

at this point i think we are watching Haesting play as Koifish in youtube

[@WesleyRandolph-j7x]

Haesteinn my beloved

[@nicolausg7058]

Your will Koifish is strong. But your Haestin addiction is stronger.

[@Wuschel1990]

There should be an Achievement called "Blitzkrieg" for making troops this fast. Also I halfway expected the culture to be called Booty-Norse, because of the obvious play on words for "Butt-r" and the Fast raids for "Booty"

[@mitchtherevolution]

George Forman version of Haestein. Also, that's a recorder, not a flute.

[@sabokiTV]

Do another video of Iceland but with Ingolfr Arnison of house Naddoor from Fareyjar! He's the guy who settled iceland irl

[@JacoDeltaco]

I swear that some how even costom charater Koifish made are also Haesteing

[@abyoyo]

What mod shows multiple soldiers on the map?

[@localblackguy9356]

What mod adds all the additional troops on the map when he has battles?

[@Gnarmo]

Lisan al-Haesteinn

[@stennostenno1346]

That modded minecraft snad reference

[@CarlosTrujillo-Patton]

Everytime I try and do a play through with him 1/2 the time I’m murdered by the stupid bald French king 😭

[@bjbudwar6825]

cause you want his land , when you move out like Koi you are safe...

[@CarlosTrujillo-Patton]

@@bjbudwar6825 I know that. But half my time I’m in the middle of a VARANGIAN ADVENTURE to leave his stupid French land I still get killed. And lose the special troops. I still usually win the war but then I’m stuck with like 700 troops as a kid in foreign hostile territory 😭

[@brycedolishny4138]

Couldn't you have combined this by going into Mongolia and picking up their version of Saharan Nomads? I forget the name.

[@Jarl_Haesteinn]

How dare you to laugh at my pocket berserker

[@reapersvisage]

Ahh yes, raiding, the old Norse Olympic sport.

[@orirotem2298]

Now haesteinn is happy

[@TwoeyedJack-c7b]

You should’ve named the culture “I can’t believe it’s not butr”

[@MaxGeorgi-m1o]

Who would have known, that Haestein is both fast AND fourious? :D

[@AnimePigeon]

@Koifish, what mods are you using in this video for CK3?

[@MageThief]

Hæsteinn invented marathon.

[@flightlesslizard2264]

Bro be giving m*th to his Vikings