I Designed This Creature For Pure Damage

Damage is really all you need because if other creatures can't survive then the entire ocean is yours, and so are their parts. It's just a matter of finding what weapons we wanna use from ranged missiles to big mouths we take a look at many things and do a lot of damage.
Sipho - store.steampowered.com/app/80...

[@Bbal1498]

"It doesn't have to be pretty, it just has to kill things" Words to live by

[@TheTrueForbidden]

So is he telling me to be a murderer?

[@jacquelinevillatoro2908]

@@TheTrueForbidden yes yes he is

[@Chickenboot]

hmm true

[@gamingcat6034]

My mom when she birthed me

[@devlinmcguire7543]

Why do I feel like this is Dr. Bright's greed?

[@llamadog4786]

Df's videos will never bore me, his voice is so monotone but his actions are literal war crimes in videogames, I love it

[@clonecommando2125]

yes

[@Lead1121]

I wouldn’t say monotone, it’s more like... the voice is slightly joyous but maintains the exact same sound the entire time. Not void of emotion, just the same emotion constantly. I guess monotone is just better for explaining haha

[@archamedies616]

and he sounds like he's always like 'uwu" no matter how monotone he is

[@DrChant]

Friendly Neighborhood Serial Psycho Killer

[@oamioxmocliox8082]

;)

[@nerdizon7996]

“I turn about as well as the Titanic” hmmm.

[@Levi_is_Smol]

More like the guy in the Suez-channel

[@muffinman8018]

@@Levi_is_Smol the evergreen

[@kea6412]

“The sacred art of penetration.” Dangerously Funny 2021

[@Oxygen1004]

@Rockstars Text The best kind

[@tiffanygorseth9481]

I ruined the 69 likes

[@apple10234]

Quoted

[@Swampy_Cobble]

Just as gray would say

[@MrSir-wl9hh]

Hehe... you said *ART*

[@Andaisdet]

DF’s favourite things Stabbing Devouring Suffering Killing And of course Gambling

[@ragnarokminstrel]

You forgot divorcing

[@adinosaur2289]

@@ragnarokminstrel I think that falls under suffering

[@CanITimeTravel]

@@adinosaur2289 that depends on who you’re asking

[@teammate6258]

Where tf is drinking?

[@coca-colalol1062]

@@teammate6258 wow

[@CompletelyNormalHuman]

The moment GrayStillPlays started being a full-time masochist and stopped torturing things, this guy appeared and took over the now vacant job of the Chaos God, and I, for one, am fully on board with this!

[@sillydacialogan]

I have a theory: DF is Gray's Brother

[@theoberger8507]

If Df likes this game a lot he would definitely like playing TerraTech.

[@evil2017]

I would love to see the uh- interesting creations he would create

[@TestTest-nv1dc]

Immagine all the guns

[@najimi41]

LOVE playing*

[@DEDomain]

Oh yeah, Terra Tech is a classic

[@galacticpugtato5238]

3 minutes ago when i navigated my friend on Microsoft flight simulator to our elementary school to crash into, i realized i might watch your channel too much lol

[@kaballfs]

This game looks strangely like Spore's cell stage, but on meth.

[@theoceanprince4687]

LOL 😆

[@hairybaby8826]

Dude spore was the game of my childhood

[@srdjantutus7212]

Yes

[@rangaplays2025]

yes yes it does

[@bigoofyt1807]

@@hairybaby8826 ikr, I used to spend unnecessary amounts of time on that game!...I need to get it again.

[@dripnx6381]

"it doesnt have to be pretty it just has to kill things" - spartans

[@zalybrainlessgenius503]

Nahh, in Sparta you had to be pretty. If you aren't, down the hill you go right after being born 😂

[@furrygaesex]

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO TO BED! nevermind that i guess.

[@epiccow288]

same

[@hunterzuest9125]

I feel you...

[@TheHotTubMan23]

Yep

[@soycide4547]

=

[@joshchilders8953]

Its 9:08pm for me

[@jutjut9474]

Dang DF is like dr bright but instead of chainsaws its spikes Wait till he finds out about spike cannons... oh

[@schlock_konn]

Plottwist DF *is* Dr. Bright.

[@jackofalltrades8412]

to quote Everything Dr.Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation: 168: One minute of shocked silence means "Dear god what did you do?" Not "Please continue."

[@minimeal2268]

"It doesn't have to be pretty, it just has to kill things" /DF - 2021

[@enricopucci1220]

Violence: The best craving

[@shaggy6282]

Perfect timing for the upload! Just laid down for bed thanks DF for the bed time story lol

[@aimilderan4140]

Perfect, I can go to sleep while watching small organisms suffer

[@ultimatestuff7111]

“I turn about as well as the titanic” underrated line “i think today is the day im gonna put the most things in my mouth” flashback to last vid where you ate 500 food items

[@demolisherman1763]

I really enjoy watching you play this game, please play more in the near future

[@TheHotTubMan23]

So I was about to go to bed but df posted a vid about mass destruction so I guess will be staying up later

[@madison4968]

Love your videos my guy, they are the funniest

[@twocole1634]

"I'm being out maneuvered were gonna lose this one" gets pointed in the right direction "they're definitely gonna lose to me"

[@zekeknoch6297]

I love your sipho videos and how you cover everything with spikes.

[@tuppywareofficial]

honestly, i think you are one of the best youtubers, you are funny, cover interesting games, do dumb stuff, and more. i want to buy every game you play. i love your work on youtube, never stop

[@tuppywareofficial]

btw the dumb stuff is funny

[@jumarshmellow]

I can’t go to sleep without watching a DF vid b4 bed his voice is now like a chaotic lullaby

[@garrettkuhn3426]

“I turn about as well as the titanic” completely missed evergreen joke.

[@t.karkov3077]

Just casually starts making it look like the biblical angels from times old.

[@drummerdaan6307]

"I can't help but put things in my mouth" Nice to hear im not the only one🤣🤣

[@UnknownLemming]

"i can't help but put things in my mouth" - dangerouslyfunny 11:03

[@borisbeloudus2691]

Add the spikes back and a mouth. Your 5 spikes design was perfect

[@Neakco]

I always enjoy when DF does somethings that surprises a laugh from himself. I watch every video hoping for one of those moments

[@Polygon0]

You should play kotodama- it's a game on the play store

[@demonchilde6664]

A suggestion, try angling things like shooters and biters if you angle a biter it still increases the width of your damage possibility while also focusing your bites forward. Also using mouths to protect other mouths is beyooond useful.

[@walter3077]

love your content!

[@Danielle-eu3li]

I wasn’t ready for a penetration joke 0.0001 seconds into the video lmao

[@front_row_raisins]

I was going to do homework before bed but who cares about biology anyways this is important

[@germinalmira4976]

This IS biology

[@maskedshadow5365]

Im only feeling fear whilst watching this

[@humanperson8903]

Honestly when he says “glass cannon” I instantly think back to the undermine series (I think that’s what it was called)

[@Three_vs_one]

i love how fast he grew makes great videos and is funny keep it up.

[@rremin]

These evolution videos are my favorite 💯

[@lateoclock4281]

I listened to this instead of asmr to fall asleep last night and had some very interesting dreams. Will probably rewatch when fully conscious later today 👍

[@helmetsandhandgrenades5636]

Sleep is for the weak!

[@plzletmein3267]

This guy could be talking about mass vehicular manslaughter and I’d still be calmed by his voice

[@lycansre]

at 0:15 when he said " Thank you for the sacrifice" I remembered King Julian from Madagascar LOL

[@KC-dx3cy]

DF choosing something other than spikes? Never thought I’d see that happen XD

[@atomic2152]

Been waiting all day just to watch dangerously funny

[@andyfox4484]

I was thinking to myself right now, "i could go watch some DF videos to chill", and them i got the notification.

[@jefferyvangeli9836]

looks like im not sleeping tonight 🧍🏻‍♂️

[@nilshagberg7386]

the artstyle is really cool

[@Noahjowow]

Df is the most liked hated person. Everything he does is moraly wrong but we all love it and want more.

[@brandonfoley7519]

The editing was on point

[@sizzleMoose]

This felt like watching Bob Ross master natural selection.

[@RedLove224]

More of this, I need more

[@barryschalkwijk9388]

Basically it's a fancy looking Star Control. And that's compliment.

[@jurgenronaaz4695]

"Not sure why THIS guy's swimming towards me" Advances in Jotaro Kujo

[@BootlegGremlin]

the new Spore update lookin pretty spicy

[@approximatelyme3260]

9:50 "I turn about as well as the titanic does" "DOES" As in The *wreckage.* ROASTED

[@courtney2410]

DF...Please upload your “Hello Neighbor” and “Little Nightmares” videos. They help me fall asleep at night. 😫

[@zoki4291]

It's been a long while since I saw a DF video, glad to see he hasn't changed his violent ways (and apparently laughs a lot more??? Pog???)

[@evinshaw9713]

Hi. Love the vids. Keep it up

[@minipekka6548]

Yay I love this game since your last upload

[@lifegavemelimes3104]

Beds don't have timers, so I shall watch until I see fit.

[@xrjcool1884]

LOL FIRST FEW SECONDS "the sacred art of penetration" IN THE MOST MONATONE VOICE

[@Bem2015]

The connection point for that race give armor to the pieces the connect to. Also try the range with the beaks. It is perfect for this idea

[@starlight3306]

your amazing and i love your voice. :) hope your day is going well.

[@mintyidiwot1974]

this man is stronger than my own conscienceness, i can never play this game without it being symmetrical

[@shayharrelson9425]

He essentially made venomous snakes; you're screwed if you let it bite you, but the rest of the body is very easily crushable

[@That80sGuy1972]

Maybe play Star Control: The Ur-Quan Masters... you should think of the design of the Spathi ship. With your strategy, the Spathi would work quite well. Their heavy weapon is fired out the back, they are fast, they are maneuverable, their front gun is a short-range weapon but they turn and flee after the initial attack - persuing them hurts and hurts bad.

[@polarispulsar]

This was a very giggly episode for DF, someone should make some timestamps.

[@VINCE-pp3es]

THANKS FOR VOLINTEERING TO DO THAT FOR US[oops caps lock was on oh well]

[@aluminumstar7111]

You sound like caboose from red vs blue and it’s amazing

[@criticalnerd3106]

The editor always makes the small short clips he inserts the best 3 seconds of each video.

[@jayice7412]

This guys innuendos are nuts 🤣🤣

[@bryleivanomay9265]

To this day, from the first video I watched of this guy, to this one.... I still call him dangerous grian since his voice reminds me of grian.

[@masterhawk88]

What do DF and my 2 year old have in common? "For now we're just going to enjoy eating whatever we can fit in our mouth."

[@scout5988]

WE WANT MORE OF THIS GAME DF!

[@heavensrequiem4610]

The amount of times he made me laugh are finite.

[@thegingerviking8698]

I wanna see DF and GreyStillPlays do a joint video on something! You guys are both hilarious and my favourite content creators! Jump on it!

[@Jeffneto-BS-scare]

Love your content

[@JupiterVortex]

HOLY SHIT, I WAS SHOCKED WHEN I HEARED YOU. MY FIRST TIME HEARING VOICE LIKE THIS

[@ms.centurion9708]

Ah yes, the barbarian build Sincerely, Ms. Centurion

[@Vol-Tear]

Ah yes, the "ME WANT BITE" build, very effective ; p

[@R_G-]

we need more people like this

[@godaroura]

I watched seven minutes and 39 seconds of this video upside down because I didn’t realize until I got an ad and I was like why is he upside down

[@adrianachelu1027]

I know df does most things in a jokey matter, but can we appreciate just how smart he really is in games?

[@matthewdesrosiers3365]

Caboose?! Is that you?! ~Church.

[@wesleyhill91]

I was about to go to bed late but a new DF video means I now sleep later

[@tiredlad4705]

The sound when he'd shoot is practically the same as taking damage in Minecraft

[@Kryptnyt]

Q: How to make a custom creature that doesn't look like a Benis? A: You can't, but try making it with three balls.

[@brad4058]

My creature had a pincer made of peapods and I put beaks on every pod so that any creature (even those twice) my size that wandered within would be devoured in just a few bites. It was such a successful creation that I beat the game within 2 hrs of buying it after I unlocked the creature with the beak parts.

[@ret_ard_]

Yay, more self torturing creatures! Thank you DF

[@simonscience5846]

DF, you need to use the structural Zooid to grow Chitin around the maw to protect it. Also the radial is a lot more maneuverable then the jet!!

[@castlebeanstalk81]

Everybody gangster until DF shows emotion

[@eeno2144]

You remind me of "lets game it out" but better

[@cllncl]

"I Designed This Creature For Pure Damage " Mosquitoes in summer: Am I a joke to you?

[@DamageMaximo]

The sprayer is the best weapon in the game hands down, the only one that made me easily go through the whole game

[@plankplank1962]

after experimenting with the claw, I promise that the greaser + claw combo is a lot better (and more badass) than the agoniser + claw combo.

[@RoseKindred]

Never heard of this game, but it seems like fun.

[@adamsharp9081]

You know thinking about it df should play some Kirby games he basically acts like Kirby if he could talk Kirby is deceptively cute looking like dfs calm voice but he puts everything in his mouth and steals the essence of his enemies and kills everything he comes across including even dark ancient gods which df would also do

[@hydraturtle5715]

Yay new video

[@craptunrexxi2966]

it's the "frogs can't stop eating meme all over again"

[@peter84211]

Me: *gets comfy and decides to check phone* Df: WAKE UP