I don't even know what Riverdale is anymore...

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[@ashleyelvir7524]

well i already did

[@2jebeal]

Hello Alex I'm a big fan of your channel I like to ask is you think about planning a video on Superman and Lois because that show is so good right now it's better than all the CW super hero shows right now and we only three episodes in

[@DrDolan2000]

Nope

[@idkag00dname]

When you are asked to advertise a game and say it looks like “the hotel was made by toddlers”

[@turma8eac]

Maybe we get a riverdale the next generation show

[@vuurstuurder]

The funniest thing about Jughead adressing 'the highs and lows of high school football' is the fact that he wasn't even there when Archie said that, which makes you think he would just say that all the time lol

[@kianaw.8096]

this thought made me laugh way too hard lmaoooo

[@abbywolffe4114]

Jughead watched Riverdale that's why he's so over the towns bs

[@The_amazing_dust]

Instead of "good night" Archie says "thE hIGHs aNd LOws oF HIghScHoOL FoOTBalL"

[@ferdousikhanam5043]

Kinda wish Archie replied to that saying “I won’t bring it up as long as you don’t bring up being a weirdo again”

[@sahramahamud2785]

Omg this is so true 😂

[@christyannatiur7307]

Alternate title “group of friends who peaked in high school and are now trying to re live their glory days”

[@lando6420]

Yep

[@heykaylc23]

Lmaoooo 💯

[@PinkBubbleMartini]

Yeah uh, pretty much

[@lauratheexplora4936]

why does that explain the last half of glee 😭

[@belloren]

Factssss 💯

[@Jaster_Mereel]

"Riverdale's dying." Then let it die.

[@imlexahi5392]

My name's O'Hare I'm one of you I live here in Thneedville too The things you say just might be true It could be time to start anew And maybe change my point of view Nah! I say let it die Let it die, let it die Let it shrivel up and die Come one who's with me huh?

[@brianelson1481]

@@imlexahi5392 lmaoooooo

[@mochatoass]

YES BROTHER

[@SiennaD78]

Let it die - O’Hare

[@angelusvastator1297]

Fr. Should've just ended it with their graduation but no.

[@TF2Fan101]

Cole looks like he’s COMPLETELY done with this show.

[@miaya.micronis]

Man everyone is 😆

[@cyberpunkfashionblyawesome]

I mean they know the show is bad so they are completely done and over with this mess

[@claire3614]

He is

[@dailymadness9129]

@@cyberpunkfashionblyawesome you know you don’t have to watch the show right if you thinks it’s so bad? But you’re part of lgtbq so of course you think everything involves you

[@mountain6215]

@@dailymadness9129 I know the show is bad but I’m intrigued what bullshit is gonna happen next and if I’m gonna give up or not

[@calistapestka8831]

“This time as 25 year old teachers instead of 28 year old students” is my favorite line ever

[@meltedyogurt]

wrong time but first

[@user-pc5sw1cs6i]

and I 100% agree with you

[@xoxo..sunset]

20 8 year old students 👀

[@ifham-de8bn]

Yoo... Can any help me in finding the bgm In Season 4 episode 13 at 34:30 .... That kissing scene...

[@ambraosadiaye1639]

so true😂😂

[@beautifuljazz1322]

I don’t think *any* of us even know what Riverdale is anymore.

[@mitskily8960]

fr

[@clairflood4532]

ikrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@JoshityJosh]

I don’t think the creators do either

[@Yor795]

@@JoshityJosh They just have kids come in and create Storylines

[@LocalTorchwoodIntern]

I am betting that theyre gonna add Josie and the Pussycats next as a band made by the students and possibly take over the mystery stuff from them but idk the only way i watched this stupid show is Alex Meyers

[@rheannaxx6712]

Why is Archie dressed like a 1940s soldier 😭😂😂😂

[@lovelyheiferdev]

The original comics was centered in the 50s.

[@yulianagalindo2200]

they made him look like captain america in the first avenger when he was in his uniform

[@beardupbeerdown7355]

@Commander Cody why does the leader of a biker gang take his family out for celebratory milkshakes?

[@marisasaccone6766]

@@yulianagalindo2200 he’s literally a whole galaxy far from looking like captain america lol

[@hamzaomar8924]

@Commander Cody well you can tell from the setting as well as other characters throughout the show that although it does take place in present day there are a lot of elements that have influence from the 1920’s-50’s. Like the vintage cars they drive, pop’s, speakeasies. One of the only things I did like about the show

[@hailey_the_ace_of_hearts4127]

This is allowed to exist but Anne with an e got canceled. Yes I’m still mad about this

[@pari7038]

Same

[@lunarialoonatic]

Annie with an e is owned by Netflix though is it not? Netflix canceled that and I Am Not Okay With This because of COVID

[@leander8840]

@@lunarialoonatic Riverdale is owned by netflix too tho

[@sunnivar.jacobsen7872]

Wait WHY? I didn't know this

[@ava165]

YUP IM STILL MAD

[@elenprice9274]

Riverdale is like that show you watch because you kind of want to know what happens but you hate yourself for watching it

[@noaeleanor1313]

Glee was that for me.... not a good time

[@rosegcldenglcws]

For me, it's 'YOU'

[@theonequietgirl1902]

And you continue watching it

[@siddharthbhoyar9737]

@@rosegcldenglcws you is pretty cool i love joe only for him to me the show exist

[@noaeleanor1313]

@@theonequietgirl1902 oh you know I did. The whole thing. It was rough.

[@chancellorally8766]

“He’s trying to shut this place down-“ “GOOD, THIS PLACE SUCKS”

[@ibrahim_-_-_]

😂🤣

[@ivetacosta2870]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TiaMai-]

Lollllllllollllllolllllllllllollolollllololololoooooooollllllloollloollllllllllloololoollooololoooll

[@master0fthearts894]

When the villain wants to shut down Riverdale: That villain isn’t a villain, but a hero.

[@nyxblack3880]

River dale is a literal hellscape, I won’t elaborate

[@liyamanoj3039]

maybe we'll find out that Jughead struggles with bipolar disorder and the show Riverdale is the novel he wrote during a manic episode? And this is him sitting in his therapist's office, exhausted and questioning his own sanity.

[@WitchyCharlie]

This is the ONLY explanation.

[@iaminconstantpain9524]

That would be excellent. That'd make this entire mess of a show actually good

[@leahhailstones2457]

@@WitchyCharlie without a doubt

[@twinmonster1989]

That would save the show for me. I'd end up watching it just for the ride.

[@talkingtoawall5123]

That would actually save the show tbh

[@carlingnugent]

Hyram is a trying to end this horror show and that makes him the good guy

[@majola347]

I know right, I hope he'll succeed xd

[@wandanemer2630]

I mean... Yeah I'm rooting for him.

[@lepie6843]

“He’s trying to wipe Riverdale off the map” Yeah but is that really such a bad thing?

[@Zechariah_Mathieson1871]

Riverdale season 100 North Korea want to Nuke Riverdale

[@lesbiangoddess290]

Literally. It's just the crime town.

[@Mike_Dubo]

At this point, I would call Riverdale "Cursed as Salem" and just have it bulldozed to at least attempt to erase its weirdness from the map.

[@eddyrajan3523]

Bruhh Hiram is a misunderstood hero 💀💀

[@rachzainhass]

Like what kind of pathetic villain spends 7 years runnig down a city where his nemesis doesnt live in anymore???🙄

[@Xuurls]

Season 1: 😀 Season 2: 🙂 Season 3: 😐 Season 4: 🙄 Season 5: 😫

[@madsstrawberry]

Season 18 💀

[@NinaNiterose86]

The actors must be quite good, though. I'd be laughing my ass off the entire time!

[@PS-fk5zv]

@@NinaNiterose86 at this point they’re probably just doing it for the money LOL

[@Jaslynncarter]

I haven’t watched this show since middle school and I’m a senior in high school now.😕

[@__Cynthia]

@@PS-fk5zv they probably have a rock solid contract they cannot get out of, because I think this show is ruining their acting careers

[@sydney.5235]

The fact that Anne with an E and The Society got canceled but THIS didn’t is beyond me

[@i_readitinabook4916]

The society got cancelled after season 1? Are you serious?

[@sydney.5235]

@@i_readitinabook4916 yup😔

[@yulianagalindo2200]

@@jwalaayer yeah a while ago

[@user-qp6ts2dp5g]

Wait why did the society get cancelled?

[@clairevdubs2539]

@@user-qp6ts2dp5g it got cut during COVID after getting delayed over and over again, the cast probably had to move on

[@Wednesday_Avacado]

I feel like Cole and Lily are just racing to see who can get fired first at this point

[@ilikepomegranateslol8003]

HAHAHAJSJAJJS IKR

[@Red-mq5ne]

Why is Jughead the only one who looks like he's aged AT LEAST by 3 years

[@droolingstar7577]

glasses

[@wonderlover2270]

It’s the dark circles, he looks so tired and worn out.

[@MichaelaMahar]

Covid 19(lbs)

[@baebyun2914]

Cole Sprouse played a 16 year old for like 10 years, ofc the moment he had the chance he'd be the one with most changes lmao

[@Red-mq5ne]

@@baebyun2914 true true. Like he's the one person who looks like a teacher there.

[@rx500android]

I hate the dialogue so much, the writing is so bad that all the conversations seem so forced

[@jothamfunclara6583]

Yeah. I don't think anyone born this century has ever started a casual conversation with a friend with "How goes it with x?" 9:15

[@tunafish5462]

I like how Cole Sprouse looks so dead inside. He is the only one who delivers the lines as if he is held hostage lol.

[@div5993]

Ayy it's Connor

[@dheekshaaaravind93]

@@tunafish5462 and Lili😂

[@thyraeriksen7898]

even the cast dragged the show on reality programs

[@msilva2423]

“He’s trying to wipe Riverdale off the map” Everyone: I say let it die! Let it die! Let it die! Let it shrivel up and- come on who’s with me?

[@sharonshebangs3087]

The Lorax!!!!

[@-faramoluwanbi-6469]

🎶👇🏾You greedy little dirtbag! 🎶 I'm joking o, for once that O'Hare guy is right. Abeg riverdale should stop.

[@abbyfaithlabial]

I WAS LITERALLY JUST SINGING THAT AND THEM I READ THIS COMMENT 💀

[@aathenaiz6151]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@dailymadness9129]

nah mate I think that your saying it’s bad but you secretly love it or Atleast somewhat enjoy it. Just like everyone one els talking shit in the comments yet tuning into to every season. When you hate something you never ever wanna see it again but that’s not the case with majority of y’all, you are addicted to this show yet you wanna seem cool and get validated from all the other hypocrites in the comment section so you talk shit. Let’s be real deep down you can’t get enough of this weird, goofy, cringy, enjoyable, addictive crack called riverdale so instead of lying yourselves, get your favorite snacks and tune in to see what happens next like a regular person. And if you really don’t like it just don’t watch the damn show and stop tearing down people who love it.

[@noxlupa2996]

The guy who didn’t graduate from high school is a high school teacher?

[@lovelyheiferdev]

It makes as much sense as how the show keeps renewing...

[@yanaa1142]

Sounds like my highschool

[@haleylouw648]

It's weird how they become teachers but they were barely at school when they were students.

[@uniqueflaws9843]

@@lovelyheiferdev I mean Millions on people like the show so it should be renewed

[@kdburner7356]

@@uniqueflaws9843 millions of people watch it to laugh and make vids like this about it

[@indulekhasanil1609]

AT THIS Point were just watching to point out how illogical this is

[@FolklorianR]

The first time I read this comment I miss read it and thought you said “logical” and I was so confused lol 😂

[@helwrecht1637]

That’s the only reason I’ve ever been watching it

[@amyperaltiago]

Amen

[@needimanh]

At this point ??

[@char6081]

And the writers are probably feeding off of that

[@anaramezani4199]

funny how Archie didn't graduate high-school but also qualified to be a high-school teacher , LOL

[@antidimentional9840]

He got his deploma during the army

[@brandyjohnson738]

@@antidimentional9840 still he has to know something. What is he going to teach?

[@javierlopez9789]

@@brandyjohnson738 the epic highs and lows of high school football

[@zohabaig6426]

@@brandyjohnson738 I assumed PE

[@Danbo22987]

Fun fact: Private schools can hire whoever the fuck they want to teach with no degree or certification whatsoever! Also bets are on, how many episodes before one of them has a relationship with a student?

[@kamp7898]

“High school gives kids hope” Not really, but the epic highs and lows of high school football does

[@iaminconstantpain9524]

😂😂😂

[@ambraosadiaye1639]

😂😂

[@noxart2410]

😂

[@_stargirlastra]

Or dropping out in the fifth grade. To run drugs and support your nana.

[@aleczavala5010]

@@_stargirlastra *4th* grade

[@femmefatale4442]

They make highschool sound like this amazing paradise. Like, no. It's a bunch of tired students who are surviving off the caffeine in their coffees.

[@wandanemer2630]

It'a funnier because half the time these kids weren't even in school at all, and the other half they were suffering.

[@liindela_]

Wait till you get to college lol

[@wandanemer2630]

@@liindela_ Y'all can afford college??

[@liindela_]

@@wandanemer2630 nope lol.

[@SammyGachaXOXO]

@@liindela_ but u just said u were in college.😐

[@parisewellington3664]

I love that they did a time jump and jughead aged liked 20 years and everyone else still looks the same🤣🤣

[@littlesparrow303]

Honestly I feel like that. I know I graduated from HS 4 years ago but I still look the same & some of my other female friends. I’m like dang is it bad if I want to look older so I can be taken seriously?

[@GirlsBravoFan21]

Stress can be a bitch.

[@margarethmichelina5146]

Betty is kinda chubby

[@sirmel11]

@@littlesparrow303 You don't want to look old. People that age fast won't look good in the long run.

[@sirmel11]

@@margarethmichelina5146 The actress talked about this. Some of them may have gained weight while being at home.

[@abbydrummond5144]

“Riverdale, huh? Sounds nice” You know what else sounds nice *an actual storyline*

[@yucknomegusta]

The first season be like

[@heyscalefin]

So what's been going on in Riverdale? "Yes."

[@ogmgflawless4011]

There is one now xD im intressted whats on with that morph mans and aliens 😆i like it

[@xgray2012]

Thank you!!

[@kdburner7356]

@@ogmgflawless4011 lmaooo same but then they cut it short, such shit writers sucks coz the first season was good

[@mehakkaurchawla4347]

The only thing Riverdale was lacking were aliens indeed💀

[@morangoatomic997]

Shh 🤫 Please, don’t give them ideas.

[@Khadeejye]

It’s too late they’re already talking about an alien autopsy

[@wandanemer2630]

Don't say it outloud!

[@daphneross2845]

You really had to give them that idea, didn't you?

[@jamiesophiepostler1452]

I mean they had a rocket once so that was pretty close to aliens...

[@cherrypie7ilms]

“High school gives kids hope” me, a freshman in hs: Even I know that’s not true

[@AIVILO_444]

as a freshman as well, i agree with this statement

[@brianelson1481]

As a fellow freshman I can agree

[@ava165]

I’m a freshman too and that’s far from the truth lmao

[@carmenwhitaker5018]

Currently a junior in high school. And the only thing “hopeful” about high school is the thought of eventually leaving it

[@alphascorpii3757]

As another freshman, what the fuck are they on about

[@markrebollido5551]

Alex's relationship with Riverdale is like having that one friend you hate but can't ignore because of the dumb sh** they do.

[@halashuayp9417]

i've never seen something so accurately describes

[@humeraisa3389]

As THAT friend I feel attacked

[@operanchu]

@INFINIVERSE OF SWAG that or the apocalypse one would have been super cool.

[@arriibacon531]

@INFINIVERSE OF SWAG same

[@ambraosadiaye1639]

Literally 😂😂

[@justsomerandomguy992]

Riverdale exists Alex: It’s free real estate.

[@clairflood4532]

true that

[@II_Emilia_II]

*TRUUEEE*

[@heroofthewinds7765]

Well it was the first video he ever made. He's even said he's got a soft spot for it because of that.

[@justsomerandomguy992]

@@heroofthewinds7765 Nope

[@amyperaltiago]

True story 😅

[@noreenlloren1052]

EVEN THE ACTORS LOOK TIRED OF PLAYING THEIR CHARACTERS..

[@rand0md00d3]

They've been tired since s3 lol even earlier like half of s2

[@sophiaetka22]

“If you never bring up the epic highs and lows of high school football again.” That’s funny. They acknowledge the idiotic things Archie says.

[@ragak8399]

Hiram Lodge isn’t a villain. He wants to shut down riverdale, but who doesn’t?? He’s a hero in my eyes 😌

[@martine8867]

Lol! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Clementine3107]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@marocat4749]

But which rich people want to buy a murder capiral, unless its hirams plan to use residents for rich folk playing detective in real murders with serial killers. Thst would make too much sense.

[@ragak8399]

@@marocat4749 You're right, that would be too interesting of a plot for a show like this.

[@doriannepontez9757]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 truth

[@HNSJW]

Shit! Veronica called Hiram “father” instead of “daddy”

[@minea6596]

Character development!

[@Willow.the.creative]

not bad they should hire u

[@Ana-su3fb]

@@minea6596 why am I laughing so hard omg

[@bessiebuddy7951]

You spoke too soon

[@itsnottae6644]

She said daddy in the episode yesterday🤣🤣

[@lapissed9620]

American Vandal: Cancelled I Am Not Okay With This: Cancelled Riverdale: *seizures itself to season 100*

[@lunarialoonatic]

IANOWT is owned by Netflix tho while Riverdale is owned by CW. It’s definitely not fair tho I miss IAMOWT... it had so much potential

[@manhasheenaz]

Don't forget Shadowhunters

[@longinuscyclone213]

the society: cancelled (i want what netflix is on bruh)

[@manhasheenaz]

@@longinuscyclone213 me wanting shadowhunters the only 1 I want

[@Sxeons]

"I havn't showered in three days" Those are rookie numbers.

[@stephaniehauenstein9123]

"He's trying to wipe Riverdale off the map" ahh finally a villain i can root for

[@Nuggie1999]

It should be wiped from tv world

[@thesilverprincess]

@@Nuggie1999 facts

[@Toyocee]

🤣🤣🤣

[@juliegunby6315]

i read this as archikins said it and also i feel ya

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Why is he trying to do that NOW?

[@saieshach184]

Writers after season 2: “Any ideas guys? “Let’s all pick random words from dictionary and let’s create a story” _masterpiece_

[@saieshach184]

@Kitzumi is Working on her webcomic wattpad writers write better 😂

[@ananyaneralla5382]

No no. Let's use the word prediction feature in our phones and write a script!👏👏👏👏👏 Thanks Riverdale. 👏👏very cool.👌

[@midnightstudio9296]

Omg this is perfect!

[@roserose109]

@@tamarakadeishvili7214 this is unironically and sadly too true tbh...

[@MillieEyelash14]

@@saieshach184 Yes that is true- This is just a hot mess

[@sarahh5638]

Perhaps the most unrealistic thing about this season is that there are three young, male teachers teaching at one high school.

[@titi9143]

I feel like this show is gonna seriously impact these actors careers ........ negatively

[@kaimerabliss7814]

For real this show sucks

[@thatbee3585]

That sucks

[@AyushBhadouria]

Title: I don't even know what Riverdale is anymore... Writers: Neither do we🙂

[@Yor795]

With a big happy smile on their faces 😀

[@MyMagnificentOctopus]

Did they know what it was before?

[@Yor795]

@@MyMagnificentOctopus probably not

[@AyushBhadouria]

@@Yor795 that's the funny part for me lol

[@romeo9325]

After watching this I feel like my iq dropped

[@GRULEOMAS]

Can't believe we just overlooked the "TRASH BAG KILLER"😭

[@shesjustafrienduhhafriend8655]

Lmao i cackled when i heard that i was like here we go aGaIn

[@ivetacosta2870]

Ah shit

[@dontcare6863]

IM DYING LMAO

[@daveedcue]

I chuckle every time they say “TBK”

[@ivetacosta2870]

@@daveedcue ah yes

[@taylorvanbelle6899]

I hope Archie teaches his students about the epic highs and lows of high school football

[@reeserichards469]

as a military kid the whole "archie is in the army" storyline is honestly just insulting.

[@jumanahzara4233]

Yep the shits I have to listen fr. It's straight af disrespectful

[@abrilalvarez1733]

Why?

[@jeremysmith5670]

No it ain’t lol

[@reeserichards469]

for people that are asking: with arhies criminal record, grades, school attendance (lol) he would prob be rejected from the army; they don't take just anyone :)

[@noxart2410]

@@reeserichards469 what are you talking about, this was in a previous storyline, writers don't remember that pfff 😂

[@questionstowonder]

It amazes me how Riverdale is ridiculed everywhere, yet the show runners still keep renewing it.

[@zendayasfruityfrenchfry1784]

It still has viewers

[@munkayttaja6913]

It gets views and money so why wouldn't they

[@aryamishra4872]

It still has a good amount of fan base.

[@sophiaoleary2538]

The show still has viewers, so obviously keeps getting renewed. It may be a weird show but tells ya all u need to know

[@kadiriolanipekun6486]

@@sophiaoleary2538 Exactly. People are like "Oh, this shows dumb", but they're the ones watching. So deep down they like it

[@helwrecht1637]

“High school offers hope”. I’m sorry why is Hirem a Disney villain!?

[@nicah_twc]

All high school ever did for me is cause extreme aniexty and self esteem issues 😭

[@noi.s9358]

I disagree Disney villains are actually memrebull and fun to watch.....

[@lesbiangoddess290]

Dont do disney villains like that.

[@oofertooter]

@@nicah_twc Aww sorry to hear that, hoping you doing better now 🥺❤️.

[@christinaoroshiba3411]

Exactly I have never heard a person high school was fun

[@rebeccaalexander162]

6:40 I'm sorry the way she said "trashbag killer" so seriously is HILARIOUS 💀💀💀

[@yvonnesolomon3357]

The whole “unincorporating the town means Riverdale won’t exist anymore” annoyed me so much bc that’s not what unincorporating a town means at all- it just means a town will get resources directly from the county rather than the town itself. The writers don’t know shit and it shows. Also I never realized how much of a narcissist Veronica was until this season.

[@wandanemer2630]

Riverdale writers not knowing what the hell they write about? Yeah that makes sense.

[@yellowblob405]

“Riverdale is dying” mate, Riverdale died ages ago.

[@mansura5409]

hahah

[@els-4185]

Veronica calling herself the she-wolf of wallstreet makes me wanna gouge my eyes out😭 honey literally no one ever called you that

[@wonyoungisabaddie]

same energy as 'alpha' and 'theboyz'

[@dudaarlpontes]

and the worse is it wasn't even ironic

[@javierlopez9789]

Its like hiram calling himself the wonder man or The he captain marvel.

[@latebloomer4445]

I literally want to puke

[@miaa1762]

It makes me wanna choke

[@imogenrose9015]

How didn’t you mention that Betty and Archie did the DEVILS TANGO

[@mandyramos1671]

Wait wat 😯

[@kerri7747]

HUHHH??;

[@imogenrose9015]

@@kerri7747 yes many times now, and I feel confident

[@apieceoflife2732]

Because it is the only redeeming thing this season.

[@sapnanayak1453]

What....when!!!????

[@ellamayo1790]

me: this show sucks also me: *remembers the new episode is out today and goes to watch it*

[@discardme222]

And that’s how we made it to season 5 😂

[@ilirea]

I hated almost every second of the latest episode but coming Thursday I will definitely be drinking my stupid juice and watch the new episode expecting something decent like the dumb girl I am

[@dailymadness9129]

nah mate I think that your saying it’s bad but you secretly love it or Atleast somewhat enjoy it. Just like everyone one els talking shit in the comments yet tuning into to every season. When you hate something you never ever wanna see it again but that’s not the case with majority of y’all, you are addicted to this show yet you wanna seem cool and get validated from all the other hypocrites in the comment section so you talk shit. Let’s be real deep down you can’t get enough of this weird, goofy, cringy, enjoyable, addictive crack called riverdale so instead of lying yourselves, get your favorite snacks and tune in to see what happens next like a regular person. And if you really don’t like it just don’t watch the damn show and stop tearing down people who love it.

[@cameronrice6228]

@@dailymadness9129 LMAO Facts tho

[@megadonkeykong5774]

@@dailymadness9129 do u have to copy paste this in every comment

[@prestonelliott24]

Alex: posts river dale video Me: aw shit, here we go again.

[@KokaKola633]

Sadly

[@Flome810]

Shits about to go down

[@maggierex5675]

Same! My first response to watching the new episodes " let's wait and see what Alex has to say about this"

[@II_Emilia_II]

🤣🤣🤣

[@weevilunderscore]

Mamma mia, here we go again

[@chaimariatu]

I feel so bad for the actors. The dialogue is so bad that their acting just is cringe although we know how talented most of them are

[@untitledchannel2536]

The actors deserve so much more. If only they knew at the beginning what they would be getting themselves into

[@MastarNinja]

Honestly I feel like the dialogue and script is mainly responsible for why I can't take FBI Agent : Betty Cooper seriously.

[@letitbe1977]

They look depressed, tired and done as fuck. No wonder KJ Apa compared Riverdale to a jail lmfaoo

[@letitbe1977]

@@amarianimations8923 Yes he did lmaooo! It kinda went viral on twt cuz that's savage 💀 He's really had enough of this show

[@livcaitbff]

At least they’re getting paid lol

[@GamerGal30]

As soon as Archie would’ve been like “we gotta fix riverdale.” I would’ve stood up and been like bro I’m out, I left 7 years ago for a reason, good luck.” ✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼

[@milestrombley1466]

I heard the actor of Archie said acting in Riverdale is like prison. 🤣

[@sumiya.m]

no way lmfaooo

[@juma8126]

Betty: doesn't have a ponytail for character development Alex:still draws her with a ponytail, because of the actual development she got.

[@He11Jumper]

it's weird because I think ponytail is actually more of a business style hairdo

[@motherisabella4876]

@@He11Jumper same

[@KevinACarroll1996]

"It doesn't really feel at all like Riverdale anymore." Ah, so an improvement then?

[@amxranthine2766]

Exactly my thought 😂

[@shesjustafrienduhhafriend8655]

Big imlrovement compared to what qe had lol

[@ivetacosta2870]

Exactly

[@gloria770]

5:40 make bebe. I'm going to start using that.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@whatamidoingwithmylife1875]

everyone it the 7 year time jump looks 20, not 24. Then jughead looks like hes 40.

[@MJ-98]

"He wants to turn me into a baby making machine." "....so you don't want to have kids?" This. This here. This is the epitome of the stupidity of this show.

[@art-is-awen8842]

tbh thats how my mom would respond lmao

[@escaramujo]

@@art-is-awen8842 Mom knows best, and knows her daughter is exaggerating. Nobody rules over Veronica, not even Veronica.

[@baebyun2914]

but that is actually how some moms think

[@ulyanameshkova4706]

That’s just Hermiones character

[@irenzmMD]

Ugh. That baby making machine line is one of the reasons why I can't take the writing on this show. It's just so... gross. The quality of this show is equivalent to a wattpad entry.

[@Justice1Knight3]

"Reggie, a high school offers hope." That line is both hilarious and paradoxical. I love it.

[@AIVILO_444]

As someone who is undergoing their freshman year of high school, it’s everything but that

[@NinaNiterose86]

The only hope that high school ever offered me: That it would be over one day.

[@aahana4931]

@@AIVILO_444 as a senior,I agree,it's everything but that

[@11more40]

as a danganronpa fan i want to go to high school now

[@heinoustentacles5719]

High school only offered me weed lmfao

[@taxevasion117]

"Hiram is like if gonorrea was a person" the accuracy hurts

[@XSacredX27]

This is my favourite thing, maybe ever 6:56

[@veridescent7392]

This isn’t real. I cannot fathom this is actually a thing. Someone PAID for this to be made. Oh my god.

[@lemonfromanorangetree650]

I still can't believe people watch this show UNIRONICALLY

[@catchychaos2273]

The show is a hit, that's why they keep paying for it. It also has lots of viewers

[@420rdj9]

I-i like it..but I might start a argument so I'm just going to shut the fuc-

[@shaleenaf.7095]

lmao can't wait to hear more about MoThMaN.

[@dailymadness9129]

nah mate I think that your saying it’s bad but you secretly love it or Atleast somewhat enjoy it. Just like everyone one els talking shit in the comments yet tuning into to every season. When you hate something you never ever wanna see it again but that’s not the case with majority of y’all, you are addicted to this show yet you wanna seem cool and get validated from all the other hypocrites in the comment section so you talk shit. Let’s be real deep down you can’t get enough of this weird, goofy, cringy, enjoyable, addictive crack called riverdale so instead of lying yourselves, get your favorite snacks and tune in to see what happens next like a regular person. And if you really don’t like it just don’t watch the damn show and stop tearing down people who love it.

[@amaziblast3529]

Riverdale be like: season 1: *Normal* season 2: *ok... uhh* season 3: *wait... wut* season 4: *so we're still doing this* season 5: *here we go again*

[@Danbo22987]

In my mind, season 1 is a harmless little miniseries and the rest doesn't exist.

[@clintbrew]

Season 6 the walking dead (i hope they do afterlife with archie)

[@naaramartinez6249]

You literally just describe all the seasons in one comment

[@Cheetahgirl_Studios]

Season 6: *What drugs am I on?* Season 7: *Someone get me the bleach and shot glass.*

[@pearlyy._]

The writers probably trying to get this show cancelled not even them have enough jingle jangle to keep this up

[@artgirl3210]

Oh god, and he hasn't even GOTTEN to the aliens yet... (nope, that's not even a joke, I wish it was lol)

[@iaminconstantpain9524]

wat

[@Loptr177]

What?

[@avastars3393]

@@Loptr177 yep their are aliens in season 5

[@helenas7605]

@@avastars3393 you're joking, right?

[@avastars3393]

@@helenas7605 no i am serious. Their are aliens in season 5 called the mothmen

[@dionemoolman]

Video suggestion: Do a “that was the weirdest show” for Lab Rats. That show was the best, and the only one I truly invested in.

[@lemonfromanorangetree650]

Lab Rats was the fucking shit 😩

[@avastars3393]

@@lemonfromanorangetree650 i agree

[@ericasutton3147]

Riverdale isn’t even Riverdale anymore. Hell, that Archie’s married life comic series made more sense than this show

[@apexax]

Archie got married? Dang

[@ericasutton3147]

@@apexax yeah. Back in 2010, the Archie Comic company made a comic series of what Archie’s life would be like if he married Betty or Veronica. It had more of an edge to it, but it wasn’t as over the top like Riverdale

[@friedpotatoes5575]

bigtime. remember how we had veronica version and also betty version. good ol' days

[@valleyofthedolls]

@@friedpotatoes5575 i loved reading the double digest

[@chaoticbliss4169]

I remember crying my eyes out when Archie got shot and fucking died

[@seroquelz]

Was Archie's dye job always this awful? It looks like he dunked his head in orange Kool Aid.

[@JackalopeBunny]

Uh yes? lol

[@ynwa2o256]

BAHAHA,😂😂😂😂

[@gracecw]

i think they just use a spray can on KJ’s head instead of dying it at this point but my god it’s so bad. just give him a wig if you don’t want to ruin his hair

[@Sainte-adresse]

lmaooooo I genuinely didn't know that hair color was fake when I first watched Riverdale

[@Oakland.]

His hair actually looked real when it first came out

[@larirodrigues25]

"a high school offers hope" LOL Hiram really leaves in an alternative reality

[@LissaChelle9002]

In a way, he's right. High school offers hope that students can claw their way out of that cesspool, make a better life for themselves and never, ever have to relive that experience again.

[@lapissed9620]

Something tells me the writers haven't finished highschool

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Wouldn't go that far lissa.

[@JackalopeBunny]

"Self esteem, I don't know what that means." Gets me every time. lol

[@Aurama35]

I literally think the writers didn’t know that it was gonna be that popular so they didn’t plan for it and are just going with whatever pops into their heads lol

[@heistgotfame-6952]

Yeah maybe, but it only got popular bc the first season was that good and the second was pretty decent too. Imo it all went downhill season 3

[@jackyha9445]

@@heistgotfame-6952 I'm still hoping for that Chilling Adventures Sabrina crossover, it's never gonna happen, but I can dream #sixseasonsandamovie

[@amberhughes-price7023]

@@jackyha9445 what does the community hashtag have to do with this

[@mimistardust3915]

They just improvise the episode on set while filming-

[@Aurama35]

@@mimistardust3915 oh yes I bet they do

[@rimurutempest4945]

At this point the writers must be running on fumes and crack

[@Black.Rose743]

I like to think they're raccoons high on meth

[@rimurutempest4945]

@@Black.Rose743 come on man... raccoons high on meth would be awesome writers.

[@Yor795]

No,they are on jingle jangle

[@keetinlong6330]

Wonder what the writers room looks like right now.

[@chasehedges6775]

@@keetinlong6330 A room full of crazy. Probably a lot of alcohol and drugs.

[@maija3809]

i feel so bad for the actors. they can't leave bc of their conract and they're stuck with this bullshit. cole, lili, madeline, kj, camila and vanessa all are amazing actors. and like the parents, i don't even kniw when we've seen them a lot but skeet has been in great movies and shows.

[@NinaNiterose86]

Well, they actually found a way to make the characters 6 years older, but still have everything evolve around High School - only with aliens now! 👽👩‍🏫 Which makes total sense, because this is the only bat-shit-crazy plot element that was missing in the show at this point, except for vampires and werewolves.

[@blm_multifandomgurl946]

The fact I don’t even have to watch riverdale to know what happens but you stayed with it for 5 seasons amazes me

[@AxxLAfriku]

WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear blm

[@thetruth830]

If anybody saw @Axxl's comment, please just ignore him and respond with what you'd respond to the original comment. Don't give him attention, that's what he wants.

[@Maricela_Sophia03]

How is Alex still alive after watching this, I haven’t even watched it yet I feel tired of it. 🤣

[@clairflood4532]

right this man is a trooper

[@parisewellington3664]

I don't recommend it🤣 I've been watching it from the beginning and I feel like I need to see it through to the end but its truly garbage

[@nolumchunu5824]

after season 2 i had to stop 😭

[@tadimanditereza]

Plot twist:he isn't

[@chicostephenson]

i watched it twice and i wanted to throw up.

[@Linus644]

4:09 i dont think Cole can handle this anymore; exactly how I feel

[@pixi3d3ath47]

At least the 7 years forward gap means that when they stop acting like normal teenagers, it actually makes sense and Toni gets actual lines and development in s5. The bar is on the floor for the Riverdale writers.

[@wolfsf2012]

They make realistic orange/ginger hair dye. Why the *hell* aren’t they using it.

[@yamarianadominique]

FR 😭

[@prestonelliott24]

Because it’s Riverdale lmao💀

[@samflower4534]

ikr i swear archies hair looks 10 shades of orange/red

[@lunarialoonatic]

@@samflower4534 his hair is never consistent

[@jules8025]

50 shades of velveta cheese

[@elisabethochoa1125]

Riverdale is like a weird social experiment to see how many people will still watch regardless of WHAT they do

[@randomuserwitharandomname6183]

I'm gonna be honest with you, that hotel app ad felt soulless. That's the most soulless ad I've ever seen from a youtuber and I have seen spoon sponsorships.

[@lovelyheiferdev]

Same here, he needs better sponsors or expand on Patreon.

[@randomuserwitharandomname6183]

@@lovelyheiferdev Yeah, he could do so much better!

[@sparrowtalkstoomuch]

Was anyone else just watching his most recent video before they got kicked off it and it was made private??

[@suffering2697]

“High school gives people hope”...highschool gave me depression

[@maidenofiron]

Same.

[@Error_-ct2vp]

You can’t “get depression”. You have to be diagnosed with it by a clinical psychologist

[@suides4810]

@@Error_-ct2vp im diagnosed 8 years later now K bye thanks

[@user-mu1os7me8s]

@@Error_-ct2vp You can get sick without a doctor telling you that you are sick

[@mysticc6232]

School literally gave me depression and an anxiety disorder -_-

[@cedricfowler3465]

Is Pop's diner the only restaurant in town? It seems to be the only one characters eat at, it runs 24 hours in a small town, and it's still thriving in a ghost town.

[@Rosa-st8kj]

No Isnt there the wurm thingy that is owened by the serpents? Or do they not do food?

[@sharonfrancis7663]

@@Rosa-st8kj i think it got shot down or something but i think pops is more popular in the town

[@laneythelame]

Maybe if it's the only one then it would be thriving

[@blueconnolly3394]

@@Rosa-st8kj the white wyrm was bought by Hiream and the new one is now in pop's basement (the old speakeasy)

[@jbcatz5]

It’s the only food serving set and no one visits each other’s homes as a group anymore. None of the regular characters hang out as friends anymore, it’s always to deliver plot exposition. What happened to the friendship between Betty and Veronica, Archie and Jughead? Show some social chemistry instead of talking in plot points or shagging each other!

[@francomc9874]

A: "Netflix shows aren't that bad" Netflix shows:

[@LSRandomHandle]

Ah they went the One Tree Hill route: 4 seasons in high school, skip the college years, all the mains come back to their small town and a worrying amount of em work at their old high school.

[@keetinlong6330]

CW: How do we show that Cole is supposed to be older? Also CW: Glasses!

[@georgiad4939]

Honestly I’m so done with CW shows, I finished supernatural because I will forever be attached to that show and will love it forever, but even I can’t deny how much the show declined. And that’s the same with CW shows, cringey writing and acting that you still watch because you just can’t stop🤣

[@milkduds9148]

[John Mulaney voice] "And he was wearing reading glasses to show that time had passed"

[@4everbuffylover]

I don’t understand why every show has the main characters come back to the school as teachers. Pretty Little Liars, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Glee, etc. Like come up with something new

[@yasminemixon5458]

Buffy came back as a guidance counselor and she did it because the school was on top of a hellmouth and she needed to help the kids out. And she didnt even stay long as a counselor

[@4everbuffylover]

@@yasminemixon5458 I’m well aware. She still came back to the school did she not? It doesn’t really matter what in universe reason they gave for her returning to sunnydale high, she still ended up working at the school. She was a counselor pretty much the entire season. I never said there was anything wrong with it, just that I’ve seen it a lot of times now.

[@katlyncoker8488]

I know right. Say what you will about The Vampire Diaries (which admittedly has a lot of stuff that could be said about it.) but at least once they left high school, that was it. It was all college stuff from then on out. Even the spinoff Legacies, which takes place in a high school, is at least a different high school. Instead of the old mundane one, now it's at the Salvatore house which got converted into a high school for supernaturals. So it feels less like retreading the same old ground, and more of a reimagining. As if (cue dramatic drum roll) effort was put in.

[@sathyanarayanay.h.9630]

@@katlyncoker8488 but u got to admit that the show became boring once they went to college though. Till season 4 the show was good

[@DieCaroline3]

even winx the kids show had the same idea lol

[@nam9085]

me trying to comprehend the fact that riverdale is not a teen drama anymore

[@bigblack2291]

I watch your channel because you are able to perfectly articulate a *&*( up feeling that I'm unable to express in words about this show... The end about the timeline progression is spot on!

[@h2hoe837]

why haven’t they cancelled the show yet...it basically ended 3 years ago

[@avalonsignoraalmas6150]

I guess because people still watch it. As long as it makes money, they probably won’t cancel it. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@lovelyheiferdev]

Because it makes CW and Netflix bank. Less viewers = cancellation.

[@mishynaofficial]

And everyone's watching it because they can't wait to see the end of this BS. It's a loop.

[@john-maryknight2012]

Because it is so bad everyone watches it for the memes. I hope it never gets cancelled.

[@lovelyheiferdev]

@@john-maryknight2012 It's a bad investment all around. It bastardizes the comics it comes from (hell, actually, lack thereof). It wastes money from the studio to fund other original series that could actually become profit. It's also a stain on the YA genre that's already plagued by substandard content.

[@melanino]

You know what sucks, in the comics, Kevin is the one that becomes a war medic and meets his husband while in service. Yet instead, that plot point is given to Archie

[@kilimanjaro5537]

Oh wow, I didn’t even know that 😳.

[@acelovesdiyschristopher7023]

Including the husband part? Well ig it's riverdale.

[@WitchyCharlie]

I’m so glad they flashed forward. The storylines were all adult storylines since season 2. I miss season 1. 😆

[@brandyjohnson738]

Yeah but it doesn't change the fact that these two little all that weird s*** on your teenagers and they don't look older at all they look the same not even a beard except for drug head which made him age what 10 years he looks 30.

[@brandyjohnson738]

And they even act like teenagers in the second season so they just seem like the same characters just with adult clothes

[@whocareswhoiam6637]

I do really appreciate these videos. I have a morbid curiosity and need to know what happens in this show but every time I try, I just give up on watching it. So it's nice that I can just piece up the "plot" by watching your videos without having to sit through watching it

[@theprincess3872]

"where we see jughead writing a novel ON A TYPEWRITER"

[@razikboston3414]

The thing with Riverdale is that they mess with time periods. From what I'd seen so far season 5 is set in modern times (Veronica when she's in New York is a clear indicator of this) and yet we have things like Jughead writing on a typewriter.

[@kaatjekh]

@@razikboston3414 wasn't the typewriter a gift from Betty way back when ? Might not be since all of these seasons after 1-2 ish are just mad business :'))

[@J.R8765]

@@kaatjekh yeah,he did get it from his girlfriend

[@razikboston3414]

@@kaatjekh i think so. I find it ironic tho that he had always been using a laptop since the series began and as soon as he leaves Riverdale he begins using a typewriter his ex-girlfriend gave him years ago.

[@genlove5494]

Riverdale: being a hot mess Alex: stressing over how bad it is

[@saragibson6810]

In the wise words of O’hare “let it die, let it die, let it- shrivel up and- come on who’s with me