I explain the Mortal Kombat (1995) movie to avoid a fatality

[@Drjordanbreeding]

This movie was selected by our Patrons over at www.patreon.com/drjordanbreeding ! And the VIDEO was sponsored by Dungeons & Randomness: www.dandrpodcast.com/ ! Both things are good! Check out both things, and then tune back in next week, same time, same place.

[@ElizabethThompson-tj7qw]

Sponsored!! Whaat??!! Proud to be listed, I screenshot it and showed off to my daughter. With such a generic name she wasn't believing me at first!! Cynical Zoomer! Loved it Doc, I'm happily incested

[@ElizabethThompson-tj7qw]

Invested! Who the hell is adding to my kindle dictionary??!!

[@jaredrobinson7071]

"I threw it on the ground." at the part when Liu throws in Johnny's luggage was just primo perfect. you earned yourself a like.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Hell yeah. I really liked that joke! Thanks!

[@frimatt5355]

That's not my dad! That's a cell phone. I'm not stupid!

[@BionicLatino]

I think I like this one-off stuff. There are a bunch of movies I'd like to see get the Dr. Jordan turn-and-cough. Good idea.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

That’s good to hear because we are doing three more this month before digging back into the big stuff!

[@zane3947]

I don’t know video production words but the looking like a video game edit thing is very fun

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha yeah Dave helped me figure it out! It's super goofy.

[@TheRumpletiltskin]

@@Drjordanbreeding posterization. :D

[@mortua_conjuga]

"fairly and squarely within the rules" **frantically flicking through the MK rulebook only to find it's a recipe book** 😭

[@Drjordanbreeding]

OH NO!!

[@bigdaddydons6241]

Outworld probably has some pretty tasty food. I would be so down to do some food tourism in different realms.

[@AcolyteBlaze]

I've been feeling down. This helps a ton. Much love, Dr. Breeding

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Glad to hear it!

[@phoenixcry4556]

Say what you will nothing is more kick ass than the original Mortal Kombat theme song 😂. Also that finishing move at the end was hilarious 😂

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha it’s a powerful one

[@clnblk7773]

It was my ringtone for years 🎉

[@s_nunyabiznez]

I beg to differ! You should hear DJ Cummerbund’s mashup of “Scatman” and the MK theme… kzbin.info/www/bejne/bYaYdqNveNN7hMksi=nuxXiyLX3Xfn4l3L

[@Cavemanner]

The one-off is definitely appreciated! Of course I love the long-ass series retros, but it's cool to see you do some stuff that seems a little less painful as far as production and editing go while still retaining the signature charm and hilarity! Thank Dr. Sexytime!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

That's exactly my thought process! We've got three more small ones this month, and then back to the big ones in March!

[@crystalrippin4470]

After 15 hours at work this is exactly what I needed! 😭😭 like a comfort show! 💚

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I’m glad!

[@brian.francisco]

Was not expecting the Dark Knight Kills Christmas clip, but I definitely loved it

[@lyledal]

Wait a second, is that a SPONSORSHIP? Nice!

[@DandRpodcast]

It is!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

It sure is! Check them out! They’re not some massive corporate thing, they’re smaller creators like me!

[@KultraRex]

My dad took me to see Mortal Kombat in the theater when I was a kid. At the scene where Lui Kang is told to use "the element of life" my dad immediately says "Water" and I'm still convinced he protected the Earth realm at some point in his life.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

That's an INSANE thing to correctly guess haha

[@rockyradical]

I mean, the only incorrect answer is fire. And I feel like fire still would work on Sub-Zero.

[@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal]

I'm feeling extremely tempted to point out what that element would be in an XXX version of this, but I probably shouldn't. ^_^;

[@AmariieMaerthos]

@@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal Not sure, but you can probably find it down at the Ol Glory Hole

[@sweypheonix]

Didn't he put the XXX version in here? I thought it said PUSSAY like we all guessed. I yelled it out in the theater when the movie came out in the 90s

[@jdfaust]

Dave: The gecko is reptile Dr: Fucking nerd 😂

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I mean… it’s true haha

[@TheCheat420]

5:27 that back and forth is edited so great

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha thanks!

[@ErrorEmpirE]

I love the Dr Breeding “toasty” pop ins 👌🏾 Hope the good Doc will rematch with Annihilation

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Maybe someday!

[@bashbashfulsson4540]

​@@Drjordanbreeding I'd also love to see a short one-off on the film Annihilation.

[@ericmiller6349]

Awww man, re-living the slaughter of Johnny Cage's sunglasses... #TooSoon

[@Drjordanbreeding]

So sad 😭

[@HovektheArtist]

Never forget

[@brett66]

Aw, look at Shang Tsung sitting and listening all patiently in the back.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

He’s a good dude

[@noahkarpinski1824]

Dave Tsung

[@zachofragnarok3067]

Perfect as always Dr. Breeding, especially the fatality at the end, *chef's kiss*

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Hell yeah haha. Thanks!

[@TheCheat420]

Can you popping up in the corner and saying "TOASTY!" please become a new running thing?

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I honestly didn’t think about that beyond this video but that’s a great idea!

[@Celtic_Blade]

I am digging the shorter videos, especially if it would mean getting them more frequently. I totally dig the long ones…really I’m happy either way.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

This month will be all one-offs like this then back to big stuff for awhile

[@Celtic_Blade]

@@DrjordanbreedingRight on.

[@Nemisis1509]

I think this video is the second best thing about the 1995 Mortal Kombat movie; the best thing is the 'chewing the scenery' competition going on between Cary Hiroyuki-Tagawa (Shang Tsung) and Christopher Lambert (Raiden). Nice work. =D

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha I'll take it!

[@Celtic_Blade]

You finally picked the thumbnail I voted for!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

You’re welcome!

[@Elessiann]

Great idea these shorter recaps! Now I have a video I can send to all my friends as recommendation and they will not immediately freak out when seeing the runtime. Obviously they will love the channel and inevitably spend the next months of their lives catching up on your hours long episodes. Perfect plan Dr!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Muahahahahaha

[@Kubillus]

I got worried there for a second when the timer went down to zero. I thought he was gonna be disqualified and killed for talking more than 99 seconds... 😅

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I wish…

[@chefegzyle]

Absolutely loved this. I had no idea my nostalgia glasses were so beautiful when thinking back on this movie. Watching this movie now is....ROUGH! Was hoping for the whole series. Annihilation was way worst Great job yall!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Sorry, yeah. Maybe I'll cover the latter ones too!

[@L33tSkE3t]

The overt and exuberant horniness in his videos definitely tracks with how ever many kids Jordan has at this point. It also explains his last name 😂

[@Drjordanbreeding]

It’s all connected!!

[@TheSmartboy64]

Loved this little byte sized video of the good Doctor. The quality of digitizing was awesome and it had all the bang on humor of a long form video.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Awesome! We've got three more bite-sized ones coming before we return to the long format ones!

[@TheSmartboy64]

@@Drjordanbreeding This has me excited greatly.

[@lucasprahm9501]

“So Tsung transforms back into belly shirt boy” Lol I was in stitches. Keep it up, Doc!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha that's his Christian name

[@sebastianacevedo9444]

To answer your question about Goro yes. Yes it does Dave.

[@drewhaze7357]

The witch hat and your toasty pop up was the shit!...good job sir! Keep them coming.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Awesome! Will do!

[@westrywayne]

You know you’re doing something right when other creators change their format to mimic yours. I’m seeing each film in a franchise broken down, banter with someone off camera , memes mixed in with the movie footage. The large channels are taking notice. Don’t give up ✊🏽💪🏽

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Wait, really? Like who?

[@westrywayne]

@@Drjordanbreeding Papa Meat

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Ah yeah. Somebody else just mentioned they did a Leprechaun video which is a bummer considering... I'm working on a Leprechaun video haha@@westrywayne

[@westrywayne]

@@Drjordanbreeding specifically the Leprechaun franchise video that dropped today

[@westrywayne]

@@Drjordanbreeding please drop it anyway. I’m a fan of Meat but nobody is funnier than you and Dave .

[@sebastianacevedo9444]

Remember Johnny Cage's signature move is punching the groin. I laughed way too much at the "What is the point of I can't impregnant Superman and then rip them in half."

[@Drjordanbreeding]

That’s the only reason I watch DCEU movies

[@havelthebonk1226]

I hear " Caleb is dead " as .."k love is dead " every time

[@ElizabethThompson-tj7qw]

Lol, right?

[@jessrl8025]

Same. Your comment is the only reason why I know she is singing "Caleb is dead", lol

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha yeah most people aren’t even aware of the song’s original context at this point

[@noahkarpinski1824]

​@@Drjordanbreedingwhat IS the original context?

[@Drjordanbreeding]

@@noahkarpinski1824 an old video series I did for Cracked called YBOC. In it, Caleb died haha

[@luketheirishteen]

What a year, loving the videos keep up the awesome videos🫶

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thank you! Will do!

[@tatsukinomiya]

Watching this video being made was a treat! The final product came out AMAZINGLY well, Jordan!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

That's good to hear! Thank you!

[@GhostBlossom]

The editing was A1 in this!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha you haven't even seen it yet!

[@utopaline9491]

Nice little surprise. Bring on all the content, short, medium and long form. Love all the Jordan and Dave work.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Heck yeah! More to come!

[@JaneCarolineIsFine]

I like your videos the most right now, maybe not forever but right now you’re my exact jam.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Well hey I'll take it!

[@JaneCarolineIsFine]

@@Drjordanbreeding Yeah, I just can’t stop watching and rewatching, great videos. ☺️

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thank you!@@JaneCarolineIsFine

[@aeodaxolovivienobus]

Absolutely killing it even with a one off! Loved this!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Hell yeah thank you!

[@Ganymedia9]

Great video, as always! I'd love to see more single movie videos, especially because they'd probably take less of a toll on you guys. Thanks for posting!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

We’re doing three more this month! Then back to big stuff in March

[@mrdillerfar]

This is a great birthday gift and you made it just in time.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Happy Birthday!

[@mrdillerfar]

@@Drjordanbreeding Thanks, my dude.

[@anthony9308]

Love your videos Dr always have them playing in the background while I’m at work

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Love that haha

[@zealotmaster1]

best island trip ever, its to die for, 5 stars

[@luCid.the.book.]

YOUR VIDEOS GIVE ME LIFE!!! I NEED THE OTHER MK VIDEOS ASAP!!!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Ha we'll see if I do them! Maybe someday!

[@slubberdagollian]

Am I the only one still waiting for the Bak Mei parody of Shang Tsung in a modern Mortal Kombat game, complete with a bad wig and suffocating wardrobe?

[@elionswhitestripes]

Oh thank god. Ive had the WORSE day. I've been needing another dose of my medicine from Dr. Jordan Breeding

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Sorry to hear that, but happy to help (hopefully)!

[@chrisclee6693]

Excellent video. Have a like. Seriously though, I genuinely look forward to your content. Never fails to bring a smile to my face!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Wow, thank you!

[@TheSchuyler8]

Jason from D&R shared this with us. I love this.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Oh amazing! Glad you checked it out!

[@MelodicQuest]

There's a part after Liu Kang beats all the dead soul guys, he runs up the stairs to reach Shang Tsung. It's one of the most hilariously awkward tracking shots I've ever seen. 😂

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Oh shoot you’re right! I was worried I was already going to get flagged for showing the whole sub zero walking thing

[@SabinFigaro]

"Oh yes, I forgot!"

[@knotz909]

couldnt stop watching the timer at the top the whole time to see if it would run out

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Sorrrrrry

[@Brekitdun]

Just one movie? Excuse me, Doctor?

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Ha yeah we're doing 4 one-offs this month. Then back to normal big ones moving forward!

[@cf8023]

I know, no annihilation?

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Sorry!@@cf8023

[@cf8023]

@Drjordanbreeding maybe one day you can revisit the other live action mk movies and release a compiled "every freaking" video

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Not a bad idea!@@cf8023

[@charliebaez805]

I thought I was going to be disappointed that it wasn't a whole series, but this was awesome. Keep 'em coming!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Well and we’ve got three more one offs this month and then back to big stuff in March!

[@jessrl8025]

Enjoying this short form vid ans can't wait for the others this month, but I'll be suoer happy when you go back to your longer vids next month

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Absolutely! I think we've got some great "big ones" coming

[@The-Plaguefellow]

"Grappling with beefcakes is a reason in it of itself." Words to live by, in my opinion. I also enjoy that the timer runs down a baker's dozen times, and nothing happens. Guess the background guy is enjoying the show too?

[@chelsie2767]

Oh dip, big production value on this one boys!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha hell yeah

[@JohnRapheal7]

This is what im here for! Im actually kinda pissed its only 30 mins wtf bruh

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha sorry. I’m trying a month of one-off videos before returning to big stuff in March

[@JohnRapheal7]

​@@Drjordanbreeding I feel you bruh! I can dig that too 😂

[@MetabolicSpore0]

The editing here is impeccable!! I love these series recaps.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thank you so much!!

[@taylorcollins5026]

Hell yeah brother another fantastic video

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@rasheedhawkins3372]

A 20 minute Breeding? It’s like a sample size…it feels…wrong. But I am here for it! Breeders Let’s Gooooo!!!!!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

We'll return to the big ones soon enough!

[@kristophermichaud4467]

The little "gimme 30 situps" gag had me redoing some of my dishes after spitting coffee out onto them. It has become an odd habit to watch your videos while doing dishes, now that I think about it.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha that’s such a stupid gag I almost cut it like 10x! Glad you liked it!

[@TylerGoudie]

Great video keep it up man enjoy your content

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Awesome I'll try!

[@trevorstevenson4038]

Hahaha oh man I love these clips by Dr.Breeding.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Glad you like them!

[@Cavemanner]

"It's not a dragon, it's a-" "BOAT MUTHAFUCKA" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Y'all are bringing me back to middle school HARD with all the "I'm On A Boat" edits! I legit proabably listened to that song over a thousand times unironically in 8th grade.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

It's an honest-to-god banger haha

[@Cavemanner]

@@Drjordanbreeding it's crazy how The Lonely Island managed to perfectly blend actually dope music with the most insanely goofy lyrical content 😂

[@Drjordanbreeding]

They're really a special group@@Cavemanner

[@kevinmcqueenie7420]

Love to see this, but amazed you didn’t do the second one. Fingers crossed for a future ep, “too bad you … will die”!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Yeah sorry. I honestly didn't think about it. Just doing one-offs for February!

[@kevinmcqueenie7420]

@@Drjordanbreeding no worries, loved this one anyway, and a boy can dream!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

If this month goes well, I might try and make one-offs a more regular thing. It's just hard to balance all these things when we're still a pretty dang small operation@@kevinmcqueenie7420

[@kevinmcqueenie7420]

@@Drjordanbreeding I'll take anything you give me dear Doctor!

[@soundnfury]

Did you know the black guy beaten by Liu Kang was in a show called WMAC which was a Martial Arts soap opera? He also fought a contestant who was the mocap actor for Liu Kang in I think MK3. I think one of the DLC outfits for Liu Kang in MK 10 or 11 was the outfit that guy used in WMAC. You can watch the entire series here. kzbin.info/www/bejne/sHipqXZrpsiNe8ksi=_igcXQjsAityntsw

[@Drjordanbreeding]

I did not know these things haha

[@10000Winters]

So is your created character like a boy witch from outworld or just the closest player made approximation to Laszlo Cravensworth from What We Do In The Shadows?

[@Drjordanbreeding]

It's both. All of the above. Whatever you think it is!

[@ghostnappa2323]

Bruh. As soon as u found this channel I was like damn now I have to watch every video 😂😂😂 too funny and too good 😂 gonna have to subscribe to Patreon 😬😬😬

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha well… I hope you do! (If it makes sense financially)

[@2014wolfy]

The comedy of "what the F@#! IS UP DENNYS" has never been topped.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

This is true hah

[@RevanXIII]

There, it took me a week but i binged all of your videos! Like the bittersweet feeling of finishing a good book, I'm happy and empty inside now

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Holy crap! Well, the good news is we'll have a new (BIG) one out in less than two weeks!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Holy crap! Well, the good news is we'll have a new (BIG) one out in less than two weeks!

[@adrianpatterson5776]

Awesome vid. Wished you did Annihilation and the reboot.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Maybe I will later!

[@bullygabbana1653]

The thumbnail got me mad jealous............of Sonya

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha I’m sure

[@bullygabbana1653]

Lol love ur content , too underrated

[@MrReganomics1]

0:30 sounding real Onyx the Fortuitous there good Dr😂😂

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Always my goal

[@VicenteMarinho]

Just 20mins? Edit: also, now I need to go watch Lonely Island I’m on a boat

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Yep! Doing four one offs this month then back to big stuff in March

[@MajesticFella]

Laughter is the best medicine, and Dr Jordan breeding is here with a massive prescription. Well done, mate.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thank you kindly

[@smilingkevin]

Love the random reference to "Columbia Police"!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha I felt very clever with that

[@missunperceivable]

This was FANTASTIC! I nearly inhaled my dinner from laughing. Now....real talk, what'll it take for you to explain the Tank Girl movie?

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Oh man I have no idea haha

[@WrestlingMV]

4:35 that explains why Dave has never been seen or photographed sitting down

[@Drjordanbreeding]

It’s true

[@DeathRobotKailozo]

It was fun watching you edit this for a bit

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thanks for tuning into it!

[@DeathRobotKailozo]

@@Drjordanbreeding I catch you when I am able and when I see you. Editing is so involved, it’s fascinating to watch comedians work. It helps when you’re funny, I suppose, and you’re legit clever.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Well thank you! I try really hard on these stupid things@@DeathRobotKailozo

[@DeathRobotKailozo]

@@Drjordanbreeding it really shows. I genuinely mean it.

[@user68562-d]

Wow! I was watching Jordan's transformers video for maybe the fifth time when this dropped just now. That transformers vid makes me laugh so hard. I've been watching long form movie coverage on KZbin for like more than a decade. Mr. Sunday movies... Lindsay Ellis and red letter media of course... Ralph, the movie maker, Ihe and whatnot. Jordan is so so good and so so funny! Might be the goat. Definitely the most laugh out loud transformers go-over ever. He's certainly up there with the best of boys. Idk why this vid is just one movie and I also don't understand why this channel doesn't have more views. Jordan, I love you and I hope you finally learn to play guitar well enough to get p*s*y. We all know you adopted those kids and that girl that plays your wife is just a really good singer you hired off of Fiverr. Anyway, John Cena and Dave and whatever. Caleb is dead. Long live The Breeders!

[@user68562-d]

So now I'm just going to open up my text to speech and let it listen to the current Jordan video I'm watching: wolfman the German pigs 5.56 steel core into the big bad wolf space. I am instituting prima Nokia and the kids literally had nightmares from this movie which makes complete sense to me. Dave had to hold my hand while we were watching so many.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Well that's amazing company to be included in! Thank you!

[@user68562-d]

I'm drunk.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Lucky@@user68562-d

[@TrionAlpha]

Great job as usual Jordan. Are you going to do the rest of the MK movies? I am in great need of this...

[@Drjordanbreeding]

No plans at the moment, but we'll have another one-off video next week!

[@TrionAlpha]

Sigh... I suppose some Jordan Breeding is better than no Jordan Breeding at all.@@Drjordanbreeding

[@chillproduction7142]

Amazing video! Production quality is top notch! I really enjoy your videos. Especially the 2-3 hour long full series breakdowns!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Glad you like them! We're doing three more one-offs this month, then back to the huge ones in March!

[@chillproduction7142]

@@Drjordanbreeding 🤗

[@GreatgoatonFire]

I'm looking forward to someone adding Dr. Jordan Breeding to MUGEN

[@BADCompanySarge]

It's crazy how earth lost 9 times in a row, but then seemed to have a super easy time winning this time

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Well they didn’t have a random assortment of people haha

[@modnarer]

Lol what the shit are you talking about!? That's comedy gold

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Shang Tsung does NOT care about sponsorships!

[@TT-md7mm]

Oh. hell. Yeah! Been watching the series of these videos over the past couple of days. Absolutely top notch killer kontent! 💯

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thank you!

[@TheQuietTimes]

18:55 I kind of get Johnny though. He's probably like "I had to fight Scorpion and Goro... You fought some random tiger guy, and in your 2nd fight you had Kitana give you the cheat code to winning the third fight. You can fight Reptile alone." Cage definitely carried.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Ha you’re not wrong

[@oisuxx]

my thursday is that much better now! thank you!

[@Drjordanbreeding]

You’re welcome!

[@Rougarou99]

Love the new format. Have you thought about doing this for other one-off movies?

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Yup! Got three more coming in the next three weeks (and will probably try another round in July/August).

[@Guccibear100]

MK is still my favorite video game movie.

[@Drjordanbreeding]

It’s definitely a movie!

[@DawnofComics]

Awesome! Are you gonna cover mortal kombat annihilation or conquest?

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Maybe someday!

[@skinnyllama420]

Fuck I wish this was longer

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Well to compensate, we're doing one a week for the next three weeks!

[@emmywestwood]

Was hoping for an eyeball Paul reference during the eye soul sucking bit

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Sorrrrry

[@GHZoner]

Flawless summary, Doc

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Thanks!

[@JohnRapheal7]

I appreciate how well produced this is

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Hey thanks! Yeah I was hoping it’d be a fun vibe

[@torisinift]

Did i catch a clip from "important things with demitri martin"??? An awesome content creator referencing an awesome content creator. Thabk you for reminding me how bad i need to rewatch the show

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Good catch!

[@JCash119]

I wanna test your might Dave. #ItsBreedingTime

[@festboogie41]

That Scorpion flip had me 😂😂😂😂

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Pretty amazing haha

[@enishi4ty5]

amazing video but i’m definitely going to need your editors sauce for this perfect retro aesthetic please and thank you

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Well I edited this one solo, actually, but Pablo did the background and Dave figured out the effect in After Effects and it's actually not very complicated!

[@triloization]

What a perfect review:) I had to cry

[@Drjordanbreeding]

Haha well that's... good?