bring me your fathers

edited by Jake Mayer jakeshotfriend?...

[@lorreads.8255]

Danny doesn’t realize it, but he just RickRolled all of us as well.

[@sabahk]

i knew what it was as soon as I saw a youtube link. I yelled at my laptop but danny didn't listen :(

[@AxxLAfriku]

🚨🚨🚨 AAAAAAHHHHH!!! 🚨🚨🚨 school is sooooo boring i am in 8th grate and its so boring i am having sucess on youtube so i think i will drop out of school. i dont have friends so i need your opinon lor

[@LarsFromNorway]

@@AxxLAfriku With spelling like that, definitely stay in school

[@katattack5793]

@@LarsFromNorway XD

[@reebs_0]

i saw this before it happened >:3

[@SkimoStories]

Danny being an absolute villain about cable management is a pleasantly unexpected character twist, what a monster

[@DouglasJFalcon]

he didn't have to go in like that

[@buffygeekelder]

Yeah I felt personally attacked

[@MatsumotoKael13]

@Darius Bostic If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing. Go make the most of his sacrifice.

[@SkimoStories]

@Darius Bostic I am agnostic so maybe bro but have you considered this: maybe not

[@depyjelly]

@Darius Bostic nah he don’t he dead asf!

[@f_rjenna]

guys, after danny becomes a dad, we have to rate his cable management.

[@MrJugular]

done

[@JzyXO]

hes a dad now

[@JUVARBS]

Let's do this

[@MOONYISABITCRAZYANDSILLY]

its time

[@yoursistersheatingpad]

It’s time to shine

[@leftfort1]

the immediate face of disappointment and sorrow when he was rick rolled lmaoo

[@samuelevans9327]

Danny getting rick rolled and looking extremely sad after had me dying lmao.

[@mariathorpe1814]

he started questioning his whole existence

[@seanharrison6162]

At this point he should have the url memorized it's been decades people decades

[@WannabeWarbler]

@@seanharrison6162 People keep reposting it so the url is always different though.

[@tunafish5462]

@@WannabeWarbler The one that danny clicked on was the orginal's url tho.

[@WannabeWarbler]

@@tunafish5462 I see, thanks for letting me know. As you can see, normal people have no need to memorize that url as to most people consider it a dead meme. I mean I didn't even recognize it lol and I used to get rickrolled all the time. Danny's face was the best though, so it was worth it, i'm glad he fell for it

[@kallemattila5870]

Drew: little stinkers Danny: critical thinkers

[@blipzillagd2394]

underrated comment

[@harley5.7bviews5secondsago6]

YOOOO That's amazing

[@deuteragonist1078]

critical stinkers

[@tomboy2980]

tell me why my immediate thought after reading this was "that sounds like a elementary schoolyard taunt" something like "You've just got little stinkers, I've got critical thinkers" and all the other 9 year olds go "OHHHH"

[@anaifra]

critittle stinkhers

[@-chloe-8728]

danny: i don’t wanna get a PO box because i’m scared ppl would send me- me: aww... he doesn’t want ppl sending him expensive stuff :) danny: A N T H R A X

[@kayhandzus8406]

I mean to be fair anthrax is probably pretty expensive

[@-chloe-8728]

@@kayhandzus8406 and inflation is pretty crazy rn :/

[@TheRonvik]

I'd also be afraid of recieving American Trash Metal Music

[@heliosboyd6170]

I would be scared if I opened my mailbox and Scott Ian was there

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

@@-chloe-8728 hell yeah. Especially sonic’s

[@Morevixxen]

Danny: “dance right now” Me: *awkwardly shaking in my bed*🫥

[@doagii2649]

*awkwardly shaking on the shitter *

[@faithpelletier100]

As a person who often finds myself mindlessly staring at album art while listening to music in public, I now feel very embarrassed.

[@sickhound7030]

SAME LMAO

[@dry_strawberries]

Spotify sometimes has lyrics so it should not be seen weird tho

[@maeligleason2004]

literally me

[@sophiapilling1405]

lmao me too

[@deergoat3468]

Spotify also shows a clip of the music video there

[@cecilygriffis6508]

I love how in recent videos Danny is getting a little bit more unhinged and villain-y. I'm excited to see where this arc goes

[@nica7747]

Frrrr

[@eely16]

it’s bc he’s a ✨gemini✨

[@nica7747]

@@eely16 NO WAY HELP WHYYYY

[@kumi6797]

@@eely16 fake

[@drunkhyena]

@@eely16 I recently found out Danny and I have the same birthday, very stupid but it made my day lol

[@Liam_Joiner]

"UNO BUTTHOLE" is my favorite joke Danny has ever made

[@astrofornaught]

it cracks me up every time 😭

[@urmom-zu9pz]

“Don’t know how he knows he’s French “ Me:falls out of bed say the horn is a French horn it’s a type of horn

[@TheMarshmallowMushroom]

i think it was a joke fam

[@drfreudsmom]

use your critical thinking skills to decode the joke

[@thelastchannelonyoutube]

The way Danny reacts to nutcracker posts hits home for me, it’s like when a relative tries to get you a present, but they only know one thing about you. So they only get you gifts vaguely related to that thing, even when you’ve grown out of it.

[@uhnoah3974]

LMAOO

[@porcelainepitaph5769]

It's an Avacadooooo, thaaaaanks!

[@starsiadraws]

*cough* my grandma thinks pink is still my favorite color when I started preferring blue and grey back in middle school

[@daina4849]

everybody buys me sketchbooks and pencils because i liked drawing when i was a kid and i draw like once a month now so its all just laying there

[@1v_80]

A few years ago I really liked wolves and then after that the only thing people got me was wolves. So it would be me, just awkwardly pretending to be excited while holding the many, many wolves.

[@donttalktomebye]

danny missing the other binary code is hilarious and someone making his office in the BACKROOMS is iconic and terrifying

[@literallyafishhook]

literally the entire time he skipped over the second binary code i was like "DANNY THE BINARY, IT'S RIGHT THERE"

[@groverkiinmuppetborn714]

wait where was the second binary code

[@HE4RTSLABYUL]

@@groverkiinmuppetborn714 i think 12:25 at the top of the image

[@groverkiinmuppetborn714]

@@HE4RTSLABYUL ohh mb i thought both of them were in the same image

[@charcharbug]

KZbin HQ is the Backrooms confirmed

[@reeeeeeeeee7192]

Honestly loving that Danny is lying and insulting people more often.

[@malicemadness5946]

Danny’s face when he realizes he was just Rick-rolled!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JP-ow6dv]

Danny calling Drew “Andrew Gooden” feels like he’s a dad about to talk about how he’s not mad, he’s just disappointed

[@galapagospenguin5708]

I thought he said “and drew” lol but you really got me questioning it

[@CarnivalChimera]

Ahhh so Danny was Drew's former Wendy's employer then! /j

[@bree9980]

@JayLeeBeanz hes not bad he's just Drew Misunderstooden

[@dankygongalis9386]

when?

[@quiet2007]

I've actually been hearing that Drew's first name is actually Christopher, and his middle name is Andrew (though not all sources agree lol)

[@oppressedbeans]

Danny getting rickrolled was probably the best part of this video lol

[@oldgoat381]

The way the joy and life just left his face was incredible

[@AxxLAfriku]

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear op

[@ronnielyn1489]

@@AxxLAfriku no

[@saradelcastillo6673]

15:35 Fan: that was one of the best moments of my entire existence Danny: I have no idea what you’re talking about man

[@zerolovesslipknot]

danny dissing this man about the tv cables hanging down is one of the funniest things i have seen all year.

[@macaylaclements7517]

why did danny call them “inaugural dads” and not “founding fathers”

[@big_sea]

he is danny

[@izzytepe]

well now i think we should call the founding fathers the inaugural dads

[@intheheatofjuly]

@@izzytepe 100% agreed, this needs to happen

[@spencilvania]

this thread is insane nutso butso

[@colebrunswick3015]

@@izzytepe yooooo

[@lovelyender]

danny's IMMEDIATE and DRASTIC expression change when he was rickrolled absolutely killed me at 9:05

[@kookiesmj01]

Pls he looked so crestfallen I was in TEARS 😭🤣😭🤣

[@coreyperdue1966]

It just doesn't get old

[@HorrorPrincess7]

Same hahahahaha

[@yukikanegawa7470]

He looked like he suddenly aged

[@juniper2739]

I'm SHOCKED he didn't recognize the dQw. Its ingrained in my brain to see that dQw in the URL and just know what it is.

[@FernRoses]

89 year old father here. Keep on doing what you do. Mr. González

[@dawsonraney5289]

I don’t have Reddit installed. But I’m a dad! And I’ve been watching Danny since well before I met my wife (who is my baby’s mama).

[@completlynormalhypernova666]

hows the cable management though?

[@cloudylemon2975]

its been 8 months Dawson how is the goddamn cable management😡😡😡

[@kittencall]

how's the cable management dawson 🤔

[@sovietbot6708]

We regret to inform that Dawson has passed away due to poor cable management

[@Random-sk6hm]

Dawson you better have good cable management or I'm calling CPS

[@femto-kun]

the fact that you and your wife look equally perpetually 17 years old has me in a trance of awe

[@lanatureestlartdedieu9591]

@dollhausˎ♡ˊ˗ I have the same questions

[@RibbityRabbit0]

@dollhausˎ♡ˊ˗ he’s on his late 20’s

[@artemis3306]

@dollhausˎ♡ˊ˗ maybe try thinking critically to answer that question

[@RibbityRabbit0]

@@theminecraftjester1738 some people get greys that early

[@tialancaster5707]

He’s 27

[@queend554]

Lol i can’t tell if Danny was making a joke about the French horn, or if he genuinely didn’t know the instrument was called a French horn.

[@justagalwhocomments]

Sameee

[@bradentheman1373]

Same

[@NotAnotherKuromi]

He was making a joke, the smile & shrug & "oh well" at the end sealed it.

[@ayrisssikes7205]

i was looking for this comment 😭😭

[@theclaybor4352]

@@NotAnotherKuromi yes, definitely! I get that we all want Danny to be *accidentally* funny, but we should really try hard to not take away from his knowledgeability or his skills as a comedian in order to do so! 🥰

[@makenna5883]

Danny getting rickrolled and rickrolling all of us made me laughing so f*cking hard hahaha

[@Dr_zevia]

8:31 the horn is French

[@gavin0115]

The horn is German actually

[@AverageWaffleEnthusiast]

Yeah man don’t assume nationality that’s messed up

[@0greman]

the horn is obviously African American

[@grandpaix3992]

i didn't stop dancing, danny. you can't end the party if i'm still here dancing. you can't. it doesn't stop. -i- can't stop. the party is all i have left, gregs. don't stop dancing. please don't let it end.

[@jaxystarr7108]

🎉 I'll never stop 💃🍻🎶

[@skylarisms]

what episode of bojack horseman is this from

[@ylondes9927]

Cringe

[@lankinmoon]

dancing for you, bud!

[@g.j.9515]

huh. comments to get surprisingly sad to. the party is all i have left huh

[@empathysays]

Danny’s flat affect, comedian face-especially when he doesn’t do the nasally funny voice with his sarcasm-is so well practiced now I have to remind myself he’s not mean lol

[@nica7747]

Fr

[@uvafresca]

Imagine if he found us annoying but does this to feel relief about how much he hates us

[@Teafairy]

@@uvafresca 😳 you're onto sth

[@mina3625]

autismmm

[@Kuxt0r]

@@mina3625 yeah

[@Elithebeloved]

danny pronouncing Unus Annus wrong was so funny, especially when he said “uno butthole”💀💀

[@wasteland.baby.]

I think it’s so funny how Danny was dissing the girl for staring at her spotify when I do that too.

[@shmednashmode]

Danny you should try the Trader Joes sparkling water, especially if you stick it in the freezer for just a sec to get it extra cold, that spice really scratches the throat quite agreeably

[@sof5339]

great suggestion

[@dumpling0079]

My favorite is Bubly

[@erindonut]

@@dumpling0079 disgusting, if your sparkling water actually tastes like something it is not sparkling water 😕

[@dumpling0079]

@@erindonut ok, but the pineapple flavor hits different

[@olivialuvslemons]

Totally.

[@syrianadaich]

I laughed so hard at the Rick Roll that my four year old daughter came over to me and gently said "Be quiet."

[@izzy4791]

Same but it was my sister and she yelled

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

Little kids are the greatest. But you know what might actually be better? Being home alone. And was I home alone? Yes. No one told me to be quiet. In fact, I was the one yelling “ *SHUT UP* “ when my precious pooch was barking at the neighbors again as if he were raised in a barn.

[@emimew]

That’s adorable

[@jamesmiles9851]

11:30 you guys are to be called the Holy Trinity

[@sv___.]

15:17 i’m gonna be so fr this made me cry. i’m super sensitive and fry over everything but it’s just so sweet and i was too young to see the show at the time but one of my biggest dreams is to meet one of my fav youtubers like danny. this was so sweet and i’m so happy this person got to experience this

[@racoonlover13]

Danny pronouncing Unus Annus wrong killed me a little, but the fact that he knew what it was revived me

[@urmom-zh6zs]

same

[@eelmiraataanevaa6805]

Memento Mori ✌️

[@dumbassidot]

i'm sorry this is random but youtube just asked me to rate this comment and i gave you an excellent 😎

[@RayTheGamer05]

To be fair Anus Uranus is very befitting based on what they did during its run.

[@mayapapaya1915]

i assumed it was a show not a yt channel lol

[@Mistystracted1234]

Now THAT was MY kind of party! Didn’t have to talk to anyone, didn’t have to leave the house, AND, I didn’t even need to put pants on! 10/10 would do again!

[@icu3869]

You don’t need pants on at any party worth going to. 🎉

[@goavs7438]

honestly the best party i’ve ever been to

[@Random-sk6hm]

Fr I had the best 10 seconds of my life

[@Lun4r3cl1ps3.]

17:17 i didnt even notice that he wasn't holding a phone

[@ghost.grrrlsimsss]

danny not realizing that a french horn is an instrument is sending me💀

[@Mythicalrulesme]

I wonder if la croix is getting slightly annoyed every time Danny drinks a different brand of sparkling water

[@WormBeetle]

No mercy until my boy gets sponsored

[@trashpuppyy]

fancy meeting you here

[@Mythicalrulesme]

@@trashpuppyy aaaaa hi!!! didn’t realise you’re also Greg :0000

[@trashpuppyy]

@@Mythicalrulesme we will die greg-

[@Mythicalrulesme]

@@trashpuppyy hell yeah!!

[@LovelyMarvelous]

Danny has a straight up personality change when he films these Reddit videos.

[@captaineardrum6208]

He's normally so wholesome but in these videos, he's straight up sadistic

[@moonmoon11111]

the poor fame goes to his head

[@silverkyre]

Have you seen his minecrafy videos where hes playing with other people. 2nd channel energy right there

[@alanajones3275]

I love it lol It's hilarious 😂

[@Starry_Hatchett]

"it's nutcrackers.... thanks" "An avocado!.... thanks.." same energy for sureee

[@Diorphiqx]

18:09 lemme have a guess, i believe he had a phone filming normally but then edited the arm out and filmed again trying to do the same movements so it looks like he has no camera, hinting at why his hand movements are off. hope that made sense ( danny you better heart the comment if this is right and make a video about it, tanks.)

[@dragongirlhayeshooper2532]

I have read so many comments about the rickroll while just trying to find one person to explain the camera thing lmao

[@tesjpg]

“This was too pleasant. I need to be assaulted.” Will be my senior quote

[@themandarin9493]

YESS might have to steal your idea xD

[@skvllkiisses8449]

oh no i already submitted mine 😭😭😭

[@angelinavargas8272]

@keep rollin shut up

[@sairamk]

@@Jsembuh.Klansemi it sounded weird in context lmao 😭😭

[@veryvivid]

the rick roll was truly the hardest ive ever seen a youtuber get owned

[@big_sea]

yes

[@jazwhoaskedforthis]

He legit looked angry lol

[@ghostyAlchemistxx]

17:34 Danny just leveled up and is now a wizard

[@Cardinalt]

a thick one?

[@ghostyAlchemistxx]

@@Cardinalt yes

[@elimorrison718]

This is Danny’s ark to becoming a full time subreddit KZbinr and eventually just doing text to speech

[@mirandachen8189]

danny's face instantly dropping when he realized he got rick-rolled is the funniest part of this video

[@paradoya1706]

11:42 Andrew gooden???

[@GA_131]

Andrew Melvin Gooden III (born September 24, 1981) is a Finnish-American former professional basketball player who is a sports broadcaster for NBC Sports Washington. The power forward played 14 seasons in the National Basketball Association (NBA). Gooden played college basketball for the Kansas Jayhawks, where he was a consensus first-team All-American in 2002. He earned NBA All-Rookie First Team honors with the Memphis Grizzlies after they selected him in the first round of the 2002 NBA draft with the fourth overall pick. No idea why I decided to reply like this

[@smithintern-tainment7868]

I like how Danny is starting to act like a friggin dictator ruling over his Reddit kingdom in these videos

[@anushkachandrashekar]

watching Danny get triggered by the wall cables is literally peak comedy

[@ceciliahorner2664]

Pewdiepie gets even more triggered by the same thing lol it’s amazing 😆

[@themandarin9493]

@@ceciliahorner2664 HE INSTANTLY CAME TO MY MIND HAHAHA

[@ceciliahorner2664]

@@themandarin9493 omg yes 😂

[@1967buickriviera]

@@ceciliahorner2664 good

[@chrisd222]

i literally cant tell if danny is joking about the french horn thing

[@themandarin9493]

That's... All of his "jokes", if I'm gonna be honest. I CAN NEVER TELL.

[@kaemincha]

💀

[@khalilmartinez6063]

Same

[@macularius]

I got the impression he figured it out halfway through asking the question but then just decided to run with it anyway.

[@ezrarichardson279]

@@macularius probably!

[@user-de5xb9nw6m]

“Think you spoke a little bit too soon when you said tha-“ *NO.*

[@lets.tr1ppin]

Danny talking about his trip to Disneyland made me so happy

[@saltoftheegg]

I loled twice in this video. The “French horn” joke and the “one butthole” joke. More like these please 👍

[@jazwhoaskedforthis]

I want an unus alumni Danny Gonzalez fun fued so much, can you imagine

[@MatsumotoKael13]

@Darius Bostic Jesus loves you so much that if you don't love him back he'll send you to a place of eternal torture. Definitely does not sound like a sociopath.

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

@Darius Bostic jesus fell off

[@Abracadabra1111]

“His face is purple…” “I don’t know who the FUCK that gecko is,” and “butthole fan art” made me laugh at loud lol I needed this video today

[@sillaybillay]

@Darius Bostic i’m gay

[@izzybaker5064]

watching danny look through his subreddit makes me realize how easily entertained he is by literally anything lmao

[@iambeautiful1188]

Lmao truee

[@Evanreallylikesspace]

Danny looks like hes being held hostage like 24/7, and *staring* into our souls and its hilarious

[@strwbry23]

The way he said “it’s nutcrackers…thanks” in the same rhythm but completely opposite emotion as the “it’s an avocado” video made me laugh so hard

[@auxiekitty]

danny i want you to know that "i wrote haikus about cannibalism in your yearbook" is a band name and I hope there's even longer ones out there tbh. don't limit yourself to one or two words go crazy

[@michellestratford866]

There’s also a band called “The World Is A Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid To Die”. It has never fully fit on any of my screens

[@yungdracula1068]

there's a band called 'congratulations on your decision to become a pilot'

[@ddiamond1572]

"fresh of the vine" "First to Eleven" Legit a one syllable difference.

[@graceygracee]

There’s also a band called,”I don’t know how but they found me,”- pretty good but a long ass name

[@starkusa._.2276]

@@graceygracee Lots of people just shorten it to IDKHOW. Also, I agree, they are really good.

[@iramahozuki]

he sounded so offended about the new gecko lmao

[@ceciliahorner2664]

Was literally just looking for something to watch while I eat my gingerbread and I get this notification. I’m loving the frequent posting from Danny

[@sophbenj.8840]

omg gingerbread how sweet

[@mothma_am]

How's it taste 🤔

[@edoneill6138]

Why are you eating ginerbread in march Edit: forgot there are other gingerbreads than gingerbread people and houses

[@kelleyreeves965]

How's that gingerbread? 🙏

[@Mckinley-mick]

Same!! Except I’m eating banana chips 😋

[@Glockenspiel8]

There’s absolutely no way Danny didn’t use his critical thinking, and missed the code at 12:35

[@tr4shpanda]

Yeah this hurt me inside

[@tynesiastevens6520]

LOL I SAW THAT!! But he might have seen it and avoided it cause he got rick rolled that last time 😂 too soon

[@mowganashwey]

I feel clueless

[@mayapapaya1915]

there’s a code?

[@Glockenspiel8]

@@mowganashwey sounds to me like you just need to use a bit more critical thinking

[@PeachySASQUATCH]

Best 10-second party I’ve ever had! Thanks, Danny! If you ever throw another one, you can bet your bottom dollar that I’ll be there!

[@Random-sk6hm]

Oh boy me too!

[@nfourie5405]

The way Danny didn’t know what a French Horn was made me wheeze

[@baal164]

The way he shakes the bottle makes me worry that it’s gonna spill

[@galaxvexxtheholy]

@keep rollin shutup

[@angelinavargas8272]

@keep rollin with great blessings there must also come great responsibility

[@smugcat2521]

Good

[@baal164]

how the fuck did we bring god here

[@timiempire2279]

La Croix has been real quiet since the boycott began. Keep strong, Danny.

[@sheridan7475]

Blossom = Danny Bubbles = Drew Buttercup = Kurtis

[@mikstick7776]

8:20 danny not knowing the french horn is an instrument and not op calling the guy french im cackling

[@fancimaski]

Please make more ominous titles like this one, give me your fathers is the perfect video title and we need more

[@fancimaski]

@@miaaaa...9776 wtf go away

[@fancimaski]

@sword plz stop

[@fancimaski]

@YOLANDA------💋⤵️ why must you torture me this way

[@moiralees2054]

Danny calling unus annus the "butthole channel" is something I will always love

[@rainajaime469]

i lost it when he said "uno butthole"

[@thomasjeffersonswifey696]

“idk how u know hes french” *is playing the french horn*

[@eggnogalcoholic]

4:56 WHY DID PEOPLE DOWNVOTE HIM

[@AlicornHana]

Those are craigs possibly diguising as fellow gregs

[@tracks6984]

He doesn’t talk about how whacky he likes to get anymore, I’m concerned

[@InvestmentIdea]

Finally it's here kzbin.info/www/bejne/f3fOanxpaaaYp7M

[@ceciliahorner2664]

He’s getting a little bit TOO goofy by not acknowledging the goofiness honestly

[@arlo_slater9009]

THE DEFEAT ON DANNYS FACE AFTER HE GOT RICK ROLLED IS HILARIOUS

[@chickadee4316]

I actually do stare at my spotify sometimes

[@marycapps8880]

I suffer with depression really bad but danny makes me feel so much better.Thank you danny ,love you😊😊💜-Jadyn

[@vixy2321]

A Chad asks for your mom. A Greg asks for your dad.

[@InvestmentIdea]

Finally it's here kzbin.info/www/bejne/f3fOanxpaaaYp7M

[@ivyieldoz5534]

I could actually see some of Danny’s will to live disappear when he got rickrolled, could smell it

[@jazwhoaskedforthis]

It was so satisfying

[@ToasterHead]

Here's a good band with a long name: I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

[@marybook1234]

He mentioned the type of horn called FRENCH HORN

[@CristinaB228]

Good thing you used "father". "Bring me your daddy" would've generated waaaay different results 😂

[@saintsomnia8030]

Lest we forget the "Pony Up Daddy"

[@englishatheart]

🤢 Anyone who calls the person they're banging "daddy" has serious issues and should seek help.

[@ohmyjihyo3459]

Danny’s hair has more white stripes each time because he is secretly developing ice powers

[@jazwhoaskedforthis]

He's trying not to let us know he's developing ice powers though 🤐

[@mrocks0515]

Or he's being attacked by Elsa on a daily basis

[@melaniegonzalez8316]

and now he’s a father

[@victinistealth5756]

“This looks like a dad if I ever saw one” -Danny Gonzalez

[@EvaWhoDraws]

As someone that hates sparkling water I can’t imagine wanting your water to assault your throat but whatever floats your boat dannyboy

[@jiru3138]

So also don't like soda?

[@DespOIcito]

@@jiru3138 what sort of logic is that? that'd be like saying "you don't like beef? do you not eat any meat then?"

[@jiru3138]

@@DespOIcito from their statement I'd gathered they don't like the sparkling which is also in soda

[@sudhad9686]

@@DespOIcito theyre just asking lmaao

[@DespOIcito]

@@sudhad9686 "so [you] also don't like soda" is an assumption, not them "just asking" /neu

[@scarlettmyers4158]

I was on a first date with a guy once and he let me shuffle through his music. I knew he was probably a decent guy when Slime came on and we then continued to bond over our mutual love of Greg.

[@caitlynguthrie5641]

That’s friggin adorable.

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

You guys better still be going out, or at least friends. We aren’t going to have a bad ending today, are we?

[@scarlettmyers4158]

@@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro ahhh, sadly we went our separate ways. I wish we hadn't but it wasn't the right time for him and i respect that.

[@Cinnamonrollyaey]

I thought it was normal to just kinda stare at the album screen on Spotify?

[@hatmanmanofhats8167]

Danny must rate himself as a father

[@elizabethrodriguez9544]

I'm glad the people on Danny's subreddit care about whether that person gave their consent before a picture was taken and posted online.

[@saraharbaugh3523]

“That’s a cool band name: Straight! Look at us… we are so straight” made me laugh so hard

[@delphinidin]

I love your relationship with your fans. It's so wholesome.

[@theotherdallon3978]

'two word band names' *looks at I Don't Know How But They Found Me*

[@TheTrueNicklose]

I respect Danny all the more when he's wielding a lightsaber.

[@goldieblocks1372]

18:01 danny cut a hole in the time space continuum to say “what!”

[@woodstickman]

I WAS SO CONFUSED ABOUT THIS LMFAOO

[@Lillysmith12301]

Frrr😂😂

[@SadGirlHours_]

Went from rating dads to being a dad

[@jas5860]

'How do you know he's french tho? 🤨' The french horn: 😀

[@keppakappa5033]

I will always maintain that the best prank you could pull on someone is a good ol fashioned Rick roll. No one gets hurt or belittled, no messes to clean up, and the ridiculous lengths people go through to get people to fall for it all these years later makes it funnier every time. Congrats to the innovative greg that got Danny this time lmao

[@dakotajones7655]

My father hasn’t come back since the day he left for milk, sorry to disappoint you Danny.

[@sleepwalk-huh]

daddy issues gang rise up

[@rashelstottlemire4515]

@@sleepwalk-huh RISE

[@sofiasour3709]

Funny of him to assume that we have fathers 🥲

[@GnarlyRaePepsi]

If you see him, can you check and see if he’s my dad, too? Mine went to go “hang out” at his friend’s house for awhile when my mom was 8 months pregnant with me and my sister was 3.

[@moonjellypins]

Same dakota jones..he will be back soon…

[@zaizesty]

Excellent foreshadowing 10/10