I Lived Like WeWearCute For A Day

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The WeWearCute sisters called me out, and I need to clap back. But I can't do that if I don't know my enemy first, so I lived like WeWearCute for a day to see what I'm up against. I did what they do, I ate what they eat, and I pranked like they prank. Enjoy!
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#kurtisconner

[@mkayyhub]

I didn't know Kurtis had a lower body... I just thought he was shoulders and head wtf

[@loisxx3799]

Just like the shower gel head & shoulders

[@ChaunceyCC]

Makayla Hubbard When we went to his meet and greet in S.F., The second he walked out my partner just goes “Oh my god. His legs. I’ve never seen them before.” Lol

[@miserablemajor6407]

the knees and toes part of the nursery rhyme doesn't apply to him bc his lower body is fake

[@fukro7557]

Nah, he's not like PewDiePie

[@adamsorensen7996]

Saw him live and he really doesn’t have any legs. He’s just torso and feet

[@aarishowton8037]

“I’m really tired, it is nine - eleven - oh...” *the tiniest smile of internal screaming*

[@savannah9134]

Aaris Howton it iS TEN AFTER NINE

[@catpers0n]

BRUH

[@t.ezeebary9533]

I laughed so hard i got tears

[@autismduo3852]

“it’s nine ele- ... its 10 after 9”

[@af2954]

Time stamp pls

[@lindseyc.2090]

hearing the covid disclaimer made me feel like that meme of the soldier in war

[@SerialAnkleBiter]

Real, I had a full life flashback.

[@CosmoMeyer]

I felt like I went back in time for a second

[@styx3771]

I had to pause the video and go look back at when this got released. The animal crossing part really got me 💀

[@Junic-xt4tp]

@@styx3771right i teared up😭

[@fermataoverawholerestasapun]

When it set in what he was talking about I had to pause the video for half a moment. How was this 4 years ago

[@starfluxfilms4417]

It is 2 years in the future and “juicy squirt” is still the most uncomfortable thing I’ve ever seen

[@scp_096_lookalike]

fr 😭

[@emilyb.8219]

Yeah that had concerning fetish vibes to it, did not like it at all

[@IHateYoutubeButStillUseIt]

im so glad i skipped over that part ive seen so many 'scarred for life' comments

[@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel]

I was distracted reading comments and forgot to skip it. So I guess I'll share the suffering by reminding you of it

[@_.rainydays._]

three years now

[@group4x121]

When you think he’s setting up a joke but he’s actually revealing his personal criminal history

[@choopaaa]

That's so beefy

[@frosty_teacup]

@@choopaaa *bœuf*

[@mackrhan4380]

Juicy squirt!

[@renidere]

Frosty Teacup ah, français

[@noorabdullah3508]

lol😂😂

[@aryswheel9327]

8:58 “i’m not gonna ruin some poor barista’s day okay, i’m gonna ruin someone at Corporate’s day” kurtis conner more like kurtis comrade

[@Jukajobs]

when people say "communism doesn't work" i tell them about kurtistown and they realize they were wrong

[@nicllesuza3533]

KSKSISISSHAIIAVAOAVSU DEAD

[@karlavantas972]

And then he got the nicest lady

[@deeattwood7371]

that made me think kurtis is gonna help eat the rich

[@Em-xe8ul]

JDLSKLSJDKAS THIS SENT ME THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT

[@baileyj7968]

I’m pretty sure the Starbucks woman barely managed to get off the phone with Kurtis before dying of laughter. I feel like it was 1000x funnier because Kurtis was so nice and polite about it

[@rowanlavellan9755]

I think that's what her little squeak was for sure lmao

[@shivanipathak5380]

She probably thought Kurtis was some gullible old man using the internet who doesn't know people lie XD

[@MariaKiran1]

😂​@@rowanlavellan9755

[@blokvader8283]

2 years late, I just realized he could've done the Push-Pop prank so well if he told Dean it was a "Can my friend guess the flavour!?" challenge, having an excuse to blindfold him, so he wouldn't see the literal hotdog lol

[@introvertedbookworm1]

Omg I wish he did that!

[@dionemartins0212]

Holy shit, that's a hilarious idea for a prank

[@azzy__films]

The lady at corporate had no idea what was going on yet she still helped as much as she could she was so sweet 🥺

[@modifiedmomma2365]

Lemon Drop I’m really upset I broke the 666 likes, but this comment deserves it 💕

[@acab9120]

How does this only have 3 comments

[@sashabanks2863]

Give her a raise starbucco bucks

[@roachqueen1973]

So sweet. She needs to teach a course in customer service.

[@naratheweirdo]

she also said she was having a “ not too good day” and she was still so kind 🥺🥺

[@genevievehughes503]

"it is nine ele-......... it is ten after nine" when I tell you I screamed

[@evadalmaijer]

oh my god i only understood it after this comment im yelling

[@avaa2286]

Genevieve Hughes I WAS LITERALLY ON THAT PART WHEN I READ THAT OMG

[@emmangeleen]

omg i didn’t get it before i saw this comment 😔

[@karlywens8020]

i’m still confused lol

[@emmangeleen]

karly øwens 9-11

[@immortalsun]

22:32 I know Kurtis’s style of humour so well at this point that as _soon_ as he said “I’m gonna make some dessert. I deserve it,” I instantly knew he was gonna say “I dessert it” and awkwardly smile.

[@clairekaplan7417]

just desserts

[@AvocadoToast06]

Literally same 😭😭 I had the exact same thought right before he said it

[@delaneyeisenbeisz]

In college, a girl I partied with would often open things with her teeth. After which, she would whisper to herself, “teeth are jewels, not tools…”. Supposedly her dentist told her that once and it really stuck with her- just not enough to heed the advice.

[@strawberrycherrybaby]

Well now you’ve cursed me with that too 😂

[@delaneyeisenbeisz]

It’s a lil one that hides under the surface, then just when you need it the most (or debatably, the least) it pops into your head 😂

[@Cowboy_Frog]

What in this video reminded you of that?

[@Monarch_love]

@@Cowboy_Frog probably kurtis opening stuff with his teeth lol

[@swankychey]

"You JUST GOT PRANKED !! " "Oh did I?" Was the the purest interaction ever it was so adorable 😭

[@samahissimplistic]

That is the epitome of how pranks should be executed. Not the over-exaggerated shit we all see from the prank channels on here

[@introvertedbookworm1]

Yesss

[@nim6259]

Kurtis looks like he was and is a barista

[@StrawberryCrush2000]

But not a Starbucks barista

[@jjstyle4578]

Dana Tim Hortons

[@StrawberryCrush2000]

@@jjstyle4578 lmao

[@dennispena9297]

A Batista who dropped out college and start his own coffee house with overpriced items. We love him.

[@NickC_222]

Once a barista, always a barista. It's not a job, it's a lifestyle.

[@theressomethingwrongwithme926]

I love how Kurtis is just casually gaslighting his friend like, "no, that's a push pop."

[@introvertedbookworm1]

Lol

[@NivaraTinuviel]

I work in a contact center. Even a stupid question asked by someone who is kind and polite feels like a nice sneaky little break. That Starbucks rep was so sweet, and she probably is used to getting yelled at. I bet that was the best call she took all day

[@amberbeck73]

His anxiety at the idea of bothering people working and making phone calls is a whole ass mood

[@nunya069]

*a whole 2019 mood* (a reference from one of his lies videos)

[@Danny-qv3cq]

@Amber Beck a whole ass 2019 mood

[@Danny-qv3cq]

Saffron Warren oh crap i didn’t see your comment

[@z3rox969]

Saffron Warren yeah, my mom is a whole ass 2019 M O O D

[@AshaSara]

I felt nervous before he made the call

[@mysticmoon3758]

I would pay LITERALLY ANYTHING to have the words "juicy squirt" in baby talk deleted from my memory.

[@spamtongspamton9900]

I’m glad I wasn’t paying attention during that part

[@rainbowcattail3367]

@Snowpaw Shaw so beefy

[@zoedupree7720]

time stamp?

[@Rayy795]

@@zoedupree7720 2:42

[@hsnbored]

Thank you for the warning.. I muted it :)

[@josie_rosie527]

I love how he eats these horrendous possibly poisonous meals, but the thing that almost kills him... is about 2 tablespoons of Coke(the drink)

[@monamour4310]

love that u clarified the drink 💀💀💀

[@josie_rosie527]

@@monamour4310 i mean better safe than sorry lmao

[@CainXVII]

Well, two tablespoons of coke would kill you

[@wolfy4425]

@@CainXVII nah you need quite alot of cocaine to kill u

[@introvertedbookworm1]

💀😭

[@cocobutter3175]

I've seen this video before, but coming back to it a few years later and watching again --it's just so adorable. "Thanks for pranking me, buddy!" being said in total sincerity without a hint of sarcasm is peak Canadian.

[@deliciousburntoast3295]

When she said 'jUIcY SquiRT !!!' I cringed so hard my neck disappeared

[@ringss_]

It was...

[@BoringTroublemaker]

Hahaha

[@deliciousburntoast3295]

Ringss YOU BETTER STOPP !!!

[@mimicatmoon]

Owange! UwU 👁👅👁

[@palauk]

i think i saw it from rifty before this video

[@mutelamb]

Imagine getting an advertisement for Coke and at the end one of the guys advertising the Coke quietly says "This tastes like ass" and then the ad ends there

[@atree9284]

Hazelbell 2018 under appreciated comment

[@oogabooga2414]

@@atree9284 it truly is

[@megha5176]

😂😂😂

[@user-lt8vl4tr8p]

I feel like that would actually work cause I’d get curious

[@m1s0s50]

HFFIFBDJC bro this made my day

[@tess2241]

i love the feeling of bonding with a stranger from customer service. they are extremely kind when people are polite. i once had a 30 minute conversation with a lady helping me with my wifi. it was amazing.

[@Haunted_Plush]

It's so strange hearing him say "balls" without the sound effect

[@magpie7938]

We got so much of Kurtis’s backstory today. Shoplifting at Spencer Gifts and he was a Starbucks barista? It’s all coming together

[@halimahussain3635]

This explains it all!! Yess now its all coming together hehehehehehe

[@AshaSara]

Barista Kurtis hits different

[@ImTotallySummer]

Idk how but I knew he was a Starbucks barista before being told

[@starsignal2231]

imma make a timeline. this'll be fun

[@AirsDesertSpirit]

Listen to his podcasts! He spills all the tea!

[@abbyrose.00]

alternate title: kurtis slowly killing himself for thirty minutes straight

[@prakonekeophanthavady7934]

This one is correct

[@elibarden1911]

Yesssssss

[@redacted5078]

Mood

[@ArchaeologyTube]

Going back and seeing videos from these first few weeks of the pandemic are such an experience. The slight panic, confusion, depression, exhaustion. God that sucked so much.

[@taketwoplease]

At 0:21 it took me a few seconds to realise he was talking about COVID. It's amazing how fast some people (including myself) have forgotten

[@ev3613]

Kurtis on the verge of tears while calling her was the most relatable thing I've ever seen

[@VeronicaViccora]

You literally have the nicest friend in the world. You pranked him... And he THANKED you. Wtf.

[@sighduck13]

answer: Canadians

[@littleguy811]

Big John Mulaney energy

[@rarecoast9000]

"Thanks for gettin' me buddy!"

[@heresfrankbetches921]

He's so cute

[@Tee256]

Lol I know right. Canadians rock.

[@obeymekat6038]

Ok but can we talk about how dedicated a friend Jacob is, even after drinking the good awful concoction Kurtis whipped up, he still remained in character so he wouldn’t ruin the shot. And even after he found out he got pranked, he laughed about it and then said goodbye to Kurtis politely. My friend would’ve had my head on a stick and drank the bl00d from the stump of my neck if I had made them drink something like that

[@peril7531]

Jacob laughing his ass off when kurtis says “it’s club soda and soy sauce” made my day

[@clairedixon5471]

“I’m not going to ruin some poor barista’s day... I’m going to ruin someone at corporate’s day” On behalf of all baristas, I would just like to say that you’re our hero

[@delta7293]

I read this as he said this

[@ibbaby3966]

kurtis looks luke he has an orbee in his left noze (his left)

[@hochimane6535]

Praxis

[@Ame_Katze]

@@ibbaby3966 This is so specific but kind of makes sense??

[@alisajacobs3506]

Kurtis is a true working class hero

[@JenCool42069]

kurtis dresses like how movie executives think lesbians dress

[@Thekoolestkid602]

This is the best comment I've ever seen

[@riot1455]

you're right and you should say it

[@mxdbnowhdf8dsu9f8uf7]

are you implying that he isn't a lesbian

[@bigdumby6915]

mxdbnowhdf 8dsu9f8uf Bruh he/him lesbian rights ✌️😌

[@mirtolass]

I mean it's kinda how we dress lmao

[@lilyroma4993]

Wild to see the beginning of the pandemic 4 years later

[@verytrulygreg]

haha real

[@abi09]

"the lady told me this flavor is really strong so i shouldnt pour too much" *pours half of the bottle into a small bowl of noodles*

[@p.k.k.9655]

Kurtis having legs is a concept I'm not sure I can get behind

[@Yam-jt3vw]

That sounds vaguely sexual

[@p.k.k.9655]

@@Yam-jt3vw lol woops

[@ackitsjada9305]

A floating shirt

[@DewSocks]

@@Yam-jt3vw H o w.

[@Beeetlejjug]

Don't worry, it's fake. He's just a floating torso.

[@tessa-marrie]

Kurtis is an old man stuck in a 12 year old skater boy’s body

[@revlis4063]

ive never heard anything so true and so specific

[@mytho-jin1592]

@Mat Stan 16 year old according to me

[@hydrationwater3539]

@Mat Stan Those like tattoo stickers that you got at like a birthday party when you were like 8 or something.

[@Jane-oz7pp]

@Mat Stan Dude my brother got his first tattoo on his 14th birthday

[@midnightgamer2158]

Hahahahahahaha

[@kaytimothy7561]

kurtis and jacobs friendship is just too wholesome like he was so proud he got a brand deal with coca-cola and drank the soy sauce with a smile to not ruin his video and his reaction when he found out it was a prank was the greatest i love them

[@cherry_studios2023]

THE MOMENT HE SAID "animal crossing is coming out soon" IT HIT ME JUST HOW LONG AGO THIS IS

[@orborb2644]

saying 'take care' to a stranger at the end of a phone call feels much more sweet and genuine than 'have a nice day' while still being casual and now i've started saying it too thank you kurtis conner for this revelation

[@nymphaea22]

imagine being a starbucks worker that’s dealed with really rude people for hours and just wants to get through the day, and then two girls walk in with a camera screaming *”cAN I PLEASE GET A HOLIDAY BAGGED AIR?!?”*

[@tristanchaplin392]

At least it would lighten the mood

[@tabbiethecat]

kurtis noticed in his og video that it seemed like they had prerecorded their voices/did a voiceover and lip synced to their own voices. it was weird and didn’t seem real

[@nymphaea22]

tabbie cat yeah, i was joking about how wack it would be if it was real and you had to witness it.

[@tabbiethecat]

natasha. ah understood. i think of i saw that in person *i* would have to apologize to the barista just bc i was in the vicinity

[@tinfoilwitch7686]

*hey barISTAAAAA*

[@niccvier]

19:40 Jacob's reaction was straight out of a cartoon

[@emmaweibel9434]

watching the covid disclaimer intro in 2023 is triggering my trauma

[@susanf4698]

"I'm not gonna ruin a barista's day, I'm gonna ruin someone at corporates day" - Kurtis Comrade ☭

[@samjaya9999]

and that's on Bernie 2020

[@leahstewart3559]

and that’s on robin hood lol

[@heathersyvilla9617]

Susan F 🏴

[@johndoe4110]

Don't ruin a barista's day or we will definitely give you decaf

[@dee_is_tired]

Larissa A. I’m so glad I’ve never been mean to a barista... nobody deserves non consensual decaf

[@notdestini]

Kurtis:I'm going to ruin someone at corporate's day Woman from corporate:Hope everything's going well with you :) Kurtis, about to cry:Good, thank you

[@meglane2020]

dancing on mars we all almost cried tbh

[@katelynbrown3404]

I stopped laughing when cotton-candy entered the chat. Jacob is a real one cuz he wasn’t gonna say anything at first. 😭😭 Jenna came through with ‘we have fangs.’ lmaooooo

[@vincentjoisce7488]

the moment of instant regret when kurtis realised 'shalissa' was a sweet, hardworking service worker and not the ceo of starbucks

[@libbywisener1337]

he kinda had a "kombucha girl" moment with the mac and ramen

[@ascraeusorange9157]

Elllieanie ya like komBUCHA? Kurtis LOOVES KOMBUCHA

[@yeetusfeetus9053]

It’d be ramen and cheese because Mac is macaroni

[@melatoing1120]

@Finn Cullin onion-san

[@_b_e_a_n_s_]

@Finn Cullin omg I hate that I know where that's from

[@drezzoisdead]

hi hungry I'm rat ikr

[@angcheese8173]

“You can’t even see it on camera. Trust me, look at the little black parts, do you see it?” *Hype House trying to incorporate diversity*

[@maryy2077]

cha cha real smooth best commentary

[@jenniisweird3661]

HAHAHAHA

[@neegas3490]

😂😂

[@angeldeaza6096]

not related but ur pfp makes me mad

[@KKprincess90]

That made me laugh harder than it should’ve

[@kasibelle]

THEIR VOICES AND MANNERISMS ARE JUST LIKE TROOMTROOM DEAR LORD

[@Mid-iala]

Oh my god, that sweet lady! She was so pleased by how polite you were, good on you for being such a good role model!

[@kaywee4200]

That phone call to Starbucks was just two extremely polite people having a conversation.

[@deuceydee3506]

Imagine if every phone call was like that

[@kieramccormick875]

@@deuceydee3506 god I would love that

[@kaywee4200]

@@deuceydee3506 it'd be nice

[@YourMom-wn2iy]

@@deuceydee3506 then I would pick up the call and not act like I did not saw it

[@meretricious.]

@@YourMom-wn2iy what

[@rachelgibb144]

kurtis cares about his citizens. we have to stan. this is why he is mayor.

[@albedox6428]

Papa Kurtis feed me your knowledge

[@ava2529]

WTF 2k likes in 43 minutes

[@rachelgibb144]

Bonkered lmao shut uppppoo

[@lillygacha4982]

And he says the “hot mayor” thing wouldn’t work (in his attractive man video lmao)

[@maddierose131]

Bonkered stop being racist

[@lilyhatesgoogle]

it's been 2 years and I'm still mystified that she felt the need to make spaghetti in a thermos like she was gonna carry it around and eat it on the street

[@berryclub9798]

I watched this now (2023) and in the beginning when he said all the serious stuff, i was like "omg what the hell happened???????"

[@Acuriouscase77]

They're literally the tiktok version of troom troom. They even talk like it

[@gwenythice7230]

Ash Lee and as troom troom have Danny, these girls have Kurtis

[@horse_stan6007]

@@gwenythice7230 do the have a Cristine

[@eller.6322]

I knew I couldnt have been the only person thinking it

[@sock9107]

So beefy!

[@atlas6864]

juicy squirt

[@mattison7580]

sometimes when i need serotonin, i come back to this video to hear the Starbucks lady make that weird ass noise on the phone

[@riley5865]

AhHh

[@3starsburningbright]

you mean dopamine. when will believe realize serotonin is just the hormone that regulates your emotions

[@marsisgay936]

@@3starsburningbright and you think our emotions couldn't use a little extra regulation?

[@3starsburningbright]

@@marsisgay936 maybe they could, but the people who make these comments mean the video makes them happy, which serotonin isn't the right word to use because it doesn't have the same effect as dopamine.

[@romyscov8804]

@@3starsburningbright bro it's just a comment who cares if it's scientifically correct or not lmao

[@alissabelle]

I like how he introduced Shaq as, "Good Burger star" 😂

[@_.your-fave-ducky._]

6:55 “mAkIn iT sTiNkY” THE GOAT MOVIE LIVES ON

[@cottagecoral4194]

The way Jacob stayed in character despite drinking carbonated soy sauce

[@dumbbshi3892]

Who's jacob

[@bobthetomatoinamaiddressl7258]

he a real one

[@mordecai8707]

@@dumbbshi3892 bitch watch the video

[@viranor]

@@mordecai8707 omg aggressive much

[@WOW-gi9ww]

@@mordecai8707 ink calm down

[@sophiacrandall3678]

that phonecall was so wholesome it was hard to tell it was only 50% Canadian

[@chickenalpaca0332]

Until she moaned

[@katlochen6387]

50% canadian 50% midwestern

[@pgakt]

The little sound she made though, what does it mean

[@hannah3970]

10:26

[@freyjacooper9082]

kitt She was probably just touched that he was being so nice. Most people are dicks to customer service

[@m.in_yeon]

watching this in 2023 and in the beginning i was so confused, looked into the comments and saw everything was from 2020😭😭😭

[@morfy42]

Omg the wholesome way Jacob tried his hardest not to wreck the promo by still smiling!

[@dremora9193]

I worked as a customer service rep- and folks that take the calls literally wait for a funny useless call to come in bc 95% of calls are just being screamed at over things that are 100% out of their control. Probably made that lady's day

[@orsikocs]

She was trying so hard not to laugh. Great vid

[@HitsugiHime]

Drem Ora as the operator at Target I had a slight flashback and you can tell by the tone of the barista’s voice that she was bracing for the yell. I even was bracing for it. But she sounded so relieved when he responded calmly. He honestly made my day how he responded to her

[@Svengali764]

Oh.. I had a drunk lady on call for 2 hours. She wanted a anti virus service provided by my mobile carrier. She had a Huawei phone and my company explicitly stated that they gave that service only to samsung, apple, nokia and sony phones. Oh god she wouldn't cut the call and I had to keep explaining. Then she verbally abused me, started crying, literally. Her husband had left her and her boss fired her because she couldn't concentrate. Then her phone was corrupted. It was rough.

[@jrpueyo7531]

I wish I experienced one of those moments. It's hard if you're on a financial department, you won't hear anyone talk, they'd be shouting 24/7, or 10-12/5

[@Dina8485]

I feel like these girls *have* to be joking. Just the "SO BEEFY" and "JUICY SQUIRT" are too obvious and ridiculous not to be jokes.

[@Peepeeluvr69420]

I'm waiting for the video of them saying that it was all a joke

[@sarahgent2674]

@Kadeeen Can we spell it "lolly" so there's not even Worse implications?

[@adamlee4218]

If they are joking ngl it's a REALLY fuckin good one

[@faxyo9985]

Go to there page and scroll down to there funny hot dog one. It's clearly a joke and they are fooling everyone

[@_Brohan]

pretty sure theyre just playing off troom troom

[@Rome_The_Gnome]

Whenever no one is uploading i just go back through danny, drew and kurtis's channels and just watch all they're old videos i dont remember as well. Its always very comforting bc they havent changed at all in a good way. Love you kurtis

[@lemin0u]

lmao same

[@aliciadejager1552]

I want to hear more about Kurtis’ teenage years tho…

[@kannt_5250]

is everyone just glossing over fact he said he was banned from spencer’s bc he was caught shoplifting,,, i found it hilarious that he casually said that HAHAHAHA

[@nevebee2389]

kannt_ he has a video with I think Pretty Much It about it 😊

[@marla0412]

@@nevebee2389 ohh which one is it? :0

[@sidcourtright7219]

it's a kurtis thing

[@h3llie]

time stamp?

[@amystrader5139]

Helena 16:01

[@durandus676]

This is the least aggressive internet beef I’ve ever seen, and I love it.

[@ourloveisgreat1398]

so beefy

[@hat7475]

So beefy 😲

[@nini-rl7sp]

so beefy 😩

[@kaelak8440]

so beefy

[@ryan_klaudt]

so beefy 😳

[@moomfortwendi]

the beginning of this video is such a time capsule

[@meredithmitchell8921]

10:41 “Fazbear entertainment hired the game developer. This isn’t just an attempt to rebrand, it’s an elaborate cover up…”

[@maelee4076]

shaqs quiet unsure ‘so jelly’ sent me over the edge

[@sydissupercool]

ˢᵒ ʲᵉˡˡʸ :⁾

[@strawberrymilkyheart5799]

I felt uncomfortable for him💀

[@may1hz0n]

more like “please help me”

[@anopinion1349]

Where?

[@crypto1122]

@@anopinion1349 2:45 here you go bb

[@rm_antic]

Jacob tried to do the brand deal bit even after drinking literal sparkling soy sauce. What a good friend.

[@BogBogSwampBog]

Just came up in my feed today. Seeing that intro felt so weird in 2023. That shit really was only three years ago, but it feels like an eternity. What a nightmare Covid was, man.

[@WickedKatze]

I've watched this video like ten times and it still absolutely kills me that the cotton candy ramen walkthrough completely omits the very important step of adding sugar. or literally anything sweet so the whole thing isn't just bitter purple noodles

[@betssylopez5895]

kurtis: i used to be a barista also kurtis: *shows a picture of harry styles dressed as a starbucks employee*

[@GigiLuigi437]

Baby Kurtis

[@TheEmuofEnnui]

He's gonna lose his shit when he realises that "Cotton Candy Pink" is a colour.

[@Alex-gb7mg]

I that said shirt at first lol

[@onezestyboy6051]

Who’s gonna break the fucking news to’em

[@shooketh1989]

Who gon tell him

[@TheEmuofEnnui]

@UCxGK08AlZcJhTVUXyb64MgA Man, you're so right. Thank you.

[@jesssims975]

Thanks for telling me that I also found real cotton candy ramen tho

[@sofiisabel3829]

Literally just started BINGING Kurtis recently. I knew him cause I’m Greg but never fully ventured all the way to his channel but I did recently and can’t stop watching and then, JUST CAUSE (cmon. He has a good heart and good morals and is so funny and cute. Like who wouldn’t want him ok?) I checked his relationship status and was severely disappointed. But I’m so happy he is a happily married man cause he deserved nothing less

[@sofiisabel3829]

Kurtis Danny and drew are all married cause they are just great guys

[@Woke_Moralist]

@@sofiisabel3829 polygamous idols ong

[@sillygoosebehavior]

the psa at the beginning and talking about how animal crossing was coming out soon i time traveled

[@someallay]

real

[@bighoodie4315]

Seeing how thrown off kurtis was by how genuinely nice that woman was added 10 years to my life. I hope shes doing so well.

[@leen9609]

Yep

[@sofiamanni295]

he radiates the mildest chaotic energy I love that so much

[@sydneybrooks6038]

sofia novak me too :)

[@jamzam9807]

Literally describes it perfectly lol

[@patrickplayz6576]

sofia novak 🅱️ruh

[@thatguy4996]

Mild chaos, I have never heard a better description of Kurtis

[@patrickplayz6576]

Dislike

[@sacv27]

I just really want to hang out with these girls on like a Sunday when they aren't "on" or recording anything just to study them and see what they are like as actual people. If they just chill but still scream out shit like "So beefy" in their off-time then I don't know how I would react.

[@hollierose1120]

Watching this in 2024 I love Kurtis’ disclaimer sm more. He’s so sweet ily u Kurtis ❤️

[@fandomidotscrew101]

This comment is so real ❤❤❤❤

[@CommTechEthan]

Kurtis: No I think that’s everything Corporate lady: *SQUEAL*

[@lukedeconcini]

I rewinded like three times to listen to it

[@porkydorky]

Made me laugh every single time I reminded it lmfao

[@foopthehoop3103]

That was part of her rat DNA coming out

[@nixienooo]

Is this a regional thing? I’m from Illinois I need to know how to release my inner demon squeal

[@yesyes4671]

Agh

[@l3gosnip3r]

"Im gonna ruin someone in corporate's day" *Very polite conversation ensues*

[@g.k684]

Truly a nightmare

[@dionemartins0212]

Canadian corporate calls ammiright? /j

[@GoLeftGo]

Very Canadian eh?

[@tiffanykim2773]

That was so funny

[@SNK_LRD]

I would trust the woman he had on the phone would my life.

[@Patch_616]

Crazy hearing people talk about covid in the first few weeks

[@eleanorvear]

right it's actually jarring

[@Rizzalert69]

16:04 IMPORTANT KURTIS LORE!!!!!

[@susie8799]

kurtis lore: he’s banned from Spencers Gifts

[@Avalyn175]

I’m updating the wiki

[@flawedsanity]

For his friend stealing a fkn shot glass lmao

[@yikes2540]

My pretty much it brethren

[@KingOfGaymes]

Good, that place is scary

[@finmiles965]

@@aeches I think your cousin might be pulling your leg on that front, friends and I have worked at a few and that’s not really how they do “bans” in the experiences we’ve had, if that makes sense? Hey, that’s some good news for people who did something regrettable as a teen and are afraid to set foot in a store more than a decade later at least! Lol

[@arleneboomsma3273]

Okay, but no one's talking about how good of a friend Jacob is. He drank that coke and pretended like it was fine, just so Kurtis could get the shot for his brand deal. The real MVP!

[@josie6291]

and how dean is still trash

[@blindgumby]

Jacob is Superior Friend

[@alexisgm4284]

@@josie6291 he is funny af tho

[@froggiecansler5022]

i’m like... so anxious for jacobs reaction!! i’m stuck at 19:46, i’ve paused it, and o don’t wanna know how he reacts!! 😭😭😭

[@blindgumby]

@@froggiecansler5022 it's adorable tbh

[@lobstermilk]

this video is such a time capsule

[@xsmashxatomsx]

Kurtis seems like he would have his own inter-dimensional cable channel in the Rick and Morty universe. I would definitely watch that as much as possible.

[@baileyszymanski3446]

why is nobody talking about the fact he spent $50 on push pops when he could have went to a gas station and gotten one for $1.00

[@Nina-hx6jb]

maybe they dont have the jumbo ones in canada

[@HellButterfly39]

@@Nina-hx6jb they do, it was actually one of my favorite candies

[@FirstnameLastname-tl1bq]

I checked amazon, they’re only 24$ for 18 jumbo ones

[@wetsockk9199]

I can't like the comment. It's at 69.

[@existingthing3888]

Aaron Wordelman shipping?

[@benhausch9112]

Kurtis’s mad pranks: being polite to a person on the phone

[@lukecremecheese597]

what a madlad

[@jmomalen8640]

canadian prank

[@kayleec.361]

The most Canadian prank you could pull

[@acab9120]

Canada

[@AmyAberrant]

The most Canadian way to do a prank

[@justrenthx]

my new thing is watching youtuber content from early 2020 to remember what it looks like to have hope in your eyes about where the world is headed

[@Starla-lu7zr]

I was so confused at the beginning of the video 😭😭 then I realized it was three years ago 👹

[@alyssaripley4705]

the extra greeting hits different when ur quarantined and lonely

[@sweep8311]

Same 😔✊ Hope you're doing well tho ♥️

[@yurinoworry]

very true :(

[@yurinoworry]

but i’m always lonely LMAO

[@anthonyoberlin4173]

ASDKJHALSKHDJK

[@sydneybrooks6038]

Aw guys :(

[@ainsleeraasch5347]

poor Jacob was really trying so hard to be supportive even when he was drinking absolute shit. and the look of pure sadness in Kurtis’s eyes right before he pranks him is...existential

[@adhyachaturvedi408]

Ainslee Raasch Jacob is so pure 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@sachimourya1431]

The moment he learned that Kurtis pranked him he looked so betrayed.

[@DrX-dh6th]

i love how long it took him to figure it out and he was willing to just accept it

[@pikhatu]

Jacob: ): Kurtis: *I'm sorry it has to be like this*

[@constanzaaguilar7433]

I KNOW RIGHTTTTTT

[@BuggyTrash]

Me wondering wtf he was talking about in the beginning and realised this was posted 3 years ago lol

[@Ruthrahh]

THIS COMMENT HELPED ME REALIZE THAT TYSM LMAOO

[@invaderliz]

Woah, the beginning of that video id such a time capsule.

[@RedGingham]

Fr I was flashbacking