The Chaotic TikTok Sisters

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[@kurtisconner]

I KNOW SHE HAS FANGS IT'S WEIRD HAHAHA I talked about it originally but had to cut it out of the final video. but i'll probably do a part 2 so it's all good!!!!

[@user-tg3sb7il5x]

Kurtis I thought those were natural thanks for this illumination

[@daisymeow5143]

Yes pls do a part 2

[@miel8729]

start uploading 7 hour long videos, i dare you.

[@BadWallaby]

I can’t wait to hear you talk shit about those stupid fangs lol!!

[@user-tg3sb7il5x]

But fr i think they're tryna appeal to children

[@mollyharrison6860]

“I could make this 3 hours long but I’m not going to do that to you” Little did you know, that’s what we want.

[@mollylizkessler]

Mollys unite!

[@penelopepenna6809]

I'm not a Molly but I wanna join the "We want a 3 hours long commentary on TikTok by Kurtis Conner" club

[@aliciagregoire9971]

@@penelopepenna6809 yeah me too!

[@mollymctigue9159]

Hey I’m a Molly too

[@mollyharrison6860]

Molly McTigue it’s a “Molly’s of Kurtistown” meeting omg

[@downtownscene]

Therapist: so, how is your mental health? them: *so beefy.*

[@bluescorpion444]

jenny I CACKLED

[@windwaker407]

More liKE SQUINCHEN

[@xakirax_8864]

Why can i imagine them saying this for real 😂😂

[@orinta1218]

I RAPIDLY EXHALED AIR OUT OF MY NOSE

[@wolfwoodfr]

i attempted to smile

[@jolie6907]

the fake rock prank genuinely cracked me up. the fact that the rock didn't look at all like a rock, the way they just moved past 'squincheon', the aggressive shushing, the eye contact into the camera as the one sister is beating the other one over the head, not to mention the fact that their mother is a robot. then topping it all off with a super abrupt ending. all in all, a masterpiece. thanks, we we ar cute.

[@sageno]

and not the mention the fact that the one sister is quietly saying "ow. stop"

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Directed by David Squinch

[@pixeliien]

you're so right. it's gotta be one of my favorite videos ever

[@Random-sk6hm]

Directed by M Night Shamylan

[@sylviestephenson4406]

​@@sageno😊 ok okoooookkj😊 KKj😊 Jo

[@WickedKatze]

I love how there's apparently a "prank" lollipop to turn your mouth blue when you can literally do that with any blue candy ever

[@VodkaMutini413]

Right! Also she kept it in the packaging too. Rookie mistake.

[@echo_is_probably_sleeping]

Yeah! 3 blue m&m's is all it takes. I do it on purpose sometimes

[@nemisyne]

They way they talk on tiktok sounds like they're trying to talk like the TroomTroom voiceover lady.

[@abichace5186]

I said the same thing 👌🏻👌🏻

[@missserenity1090]

CharlieMemorial but they’re even worse

[@logandoesntsleeps9788]

I t s n o t a p r o b l e m a n y m o r e

[@scct5933]

exactly my thought😂

[@niveditaah5512]

plot twist- they are the ones who actually voiceover

[@thetheatrekid5374]

“Meaty lolly” triggered my fight or flight.

[@skylol7042]

lmao same

[@lilygrey854]

Everything those girls do triggers my fight or flight

[@xHayleyAJWheelerx]

stood up at my desk ready to throw hands for sure

[@lan3660]

meaty loli

[@xHayleyAJWheelerx]

@@lan3660 SO b e e f y

[@bojomoonlight]

if these girls know what they’re doing then they’re like the funniest people in the world

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Ikr? This would be genius satire

[@deezfatfatnuts]

and if they don’t know what they’re doing they are the least funny lol

[@theskyeisfalling1132]

lmao I thought it was obvious during the cotton candy bit! She dumps the ramen packet in with the noodles, brilliant rage bait. Looks like he bit the onion unfortunately

[@robynnhoud4001]

That robotic "WHY ARE YOU HITTING HER WITH A ROCK." kills me

[@BoxOfToasters]

sounds like a robot with a russian accent lol

[@thomassaint7775]

They talk like everything they say is a Buzzfeed headline.

[@giaedmonds1140]

Yeah that's what I was thinking too 😂

[@tamirahgrant2959]

You’ve one this comment section 👑

[@annahamvas6466]

It reminds me of an old Danny G. video called "CLICKBAIT".

[@cjjobim8321]

"OoOh! Juicy squirt!"

[@r0tt1on-s0cks8]

They talk like they capitalize all of the words of the sentence. Example: My Dog, Is Eating Some Cotton Candy Raman, Right Nowwww

[@BWithEmMarie]

my favorite part was her pouring the closed flavor packet into the bowl of water with the ramen...then just never mentioning it

[@Lolleby]

Emily Wass that’s how you make your delicious carnival ramen treat at home. You can’t miss that step!!!

[@paulinab6619]

That gave me THE ICK

[@beepboopbobop]

t h e I C K

[@user-yq5ky9ub2b]

Exactly 😂

[@paulinab6619]

@@beepboopbobop I'm SORRY I've been watching love island... And that just happened to come up 😂😂😅

[@sofiacepeda8442]

The realization in Kurtis’s face when he makes the Chain Smokers connection is keeping me alive

[@emilyb.8219]

I still say "____? more like squinchin" about stuff sometimes... an enduring classic

[@ThySupremeFriend]

When you only have a normal sized blowtorch: 😔

[@sharkprisoner1909]

Sarah Hoitsma when you only have an industrial blowtorch capable of leveling an entire town 😒

[@alaaxted169]

DAMN IT

[@skyisherelol3492]

Loser!

[@ossyos5529]

Hah what a NORMIE

[@Cj_Mak]

That awko taco moment when you have a mega sized blow torch: 😞

[@jackiej8615]

Looks like Jonatan dodged a bullet there when he didn’t get picked

[@tabassumyasin7851]

Jonatan deserves his salsa princess

[@ahumblebard3420]

Jonatan deserves the world lmfao💕💕💕

[@lizsun261]

and thats the truth.

[@tugfa0]

exactly my thoughts when he came up shdbfv

[@s2lLandals2]

Jonathon*

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

I can't believe it took me LITERAL YEARS to realize that the girls' names are scarily similar to my OWN sister and my names and now i'm lowkey convinced this are us from an alternate dimension

[@BoxOfToasters]

Stone? It's squaching instead.

[@BlueDandyLyon]

Dude that mom voice line was straight up an emergency alarm in some country

[@BoxOfToasters]

SEVERE ROCK WARNING

[@rachelistrash4371]

the fact that they’re the girls from bestie picks bae makes this so much funnier

[@pineapplegal0304]

rachel is trash i was just about to say- hold up werent they On Bestie Picks Bae lol

[@rachelistrash4371]

Naturally Syd he literally brought it up in the video

[@pineapplegal0304]

Haha I know that now- i troll the comments at the beginning of every video I watch so I saw that comment before he said it😂

[@amylomo9793]

i had actually completely forgotten that kurtis was on that show lmfao

[@user-ym5uu7fr9e]

@@amylomo9793 cause dean was on it & we dont associate w him

[@graces9505]

why didn't he point out that when they're making the cotton candy ramen they dumped the seasoning packet into the water i'm dying

[@lukabell4607]

Right! Also he didn’t talk at all about their weird fucking vampire teeth

[@amethyst1989]

She said it looks cool and smells good but she never said it tastes good lmao

[@kurtisconner]

i talked about it but had to cut it out for other bits haha im sorry!!!

[@ArmandoLopez-fq2ms]

I was just thinking that,it was so noticeable! lol

[@user-ip6zn1io5w]

Isn't it against the new guidelines to comment against people's looks?

[@breademojiwheatemoji4003]

kurtis then: cutting out talking about fangs to shorten a video that ends up being 18 mins kurtis now: 37 min video about disney adults

[@marissamate]

10:04 That actually hurts my soul.

[@Holytitmouse]

They talk like they're being held at gunpoint by five minute crafts

[@althealligator1467]

That's perfect

[@TwistedTrap]

That’s beefy

[@3ves]

That’s saucy

[@Artificial_Elysium]

And troom troom

[@catwithhat8346]

Thats delicious

[@defsouul3127]

I CHOKED AT THE “WHY ARE YOU HITTING HER WITH A ROCK” OMG

[@pippi2647]

Fake cola prank, ON MY MAM

[@hannahwhite6644]

Jmo I LOSE IT EVERY TIME I SEE THAT VIDEO AHAHG

[@God_Is_An_Atheist]

"You don't have a mini blowtorch?" I do have a mini blowtorch. I also have a bong. These two things might be related.

[@sammiboio]

real my stoner friend has a mini blowtorch LOL

[@user-kw2gi7uz6v]

kurtis being so happy about 2m subscribers is funny as he now has 4.46m

[@clairebradley2890]

“Rock? More like squinchin” haunts me. I haven’t stopped thinking about it since I first watched this video. It’s almost been 2 months. Send help.

[@mushroompoet]

You know how some religious stuff says you get to ask one question to God when you die? Mine would be "what the fuck is squinchin"

[@sloomdayer1740]

@@mushroompoet you get sent straight to hell for that one. No one gets to know what squincheon is

[@jaredvise117]

Nobody even knows how to spell "squenchin"

[@carpet-snark6446]

Charlie Parker In a world where this exists, there is no god.

[@okfatima]

@@jaredvise117 what tf is a squanchlin

[@ju4368]

“hEy bAriStA cAn i gEt oNe hOliDaY bAgGeD AiR pLeAsE” man I stopped breathing

[@renclarion5282]

Do you need hOlIdAy bAgGeD aiR

[@zainabmiah6912]

I think you need a holiday bagged air

[@mothma_am]

cOMIN AAPP

[@_emmbur_1453]

They took your breath so they could give the sisters their holiday bagged air

[@flwoert8226]

they eat AiR? but its hOliDaY

[@sonicecho4777]

Everything about their tiktoks are perfect, how they speak, the catchphrases, the pranks without resolution and the camera angles, they've finished comedy, you can't improve on this. I will never not laugh at the Weiner prank (on their mom) and the MAM at the end is just MWAH, perfection, kills me every time.

[@j.g.9045]

Ah yes, the two coasts: the West Coast and the March Tour Coast.

[@walkingonsunshine1571]

Plot twist: they don't have a mom and this is their way of coping

[@addistacer8907]

Walking on Sunshine hahahaha hahha wtf

[@bitchslapthesun]

Fuck 💀😂

[@szandijan.7519]

oh shit

[@jonathanmeeks6031]

That took a dark turn

[@sreanahabiba1914]

omg lmaoooo

[@lala-kc3br]

That "hEY BARISTAAAAAAAS" sounds like a scene from a barbie movie

[@user-zv8bk1ko2x]

For real tho I was thinking the same thing

[@Ava-zm3kl]

Wait my legit thoughts

[@CallmeMelinanow]

I really like Kurtis's extra greeting for subscribers at the start of every video. It really makes me feel special.

[@sorryimemo]

These girls are comedic geniuses. This was legitimately the greatest troll of 2020. They pissed off everyone, and that's exactly what they were trying to do. Legends.

[@somethinginfrench]

The girls are clearly being possessed by the Troom Troom narrator in their Tik Toks

[@DrewMTS]

This was what I thought. I went on TikTok to watch some of their videos. I think they're definitely trolling Troom Troom. Doesn't explain the vampire teeth though.

[@laurenpiercy4014]

conspiracy theory: these girls are actually just edited versions of danny gonzalez in wigs and he did the whole zayden long thing to distract us from the fact that he is really behind wewearcute in an elaborate scheme to troll troom troom

[@somethinginfrench]

@@laurenpiercy4014 *galaxy brains*

[@discatded]

@@laurenpiercy4014 biggest brain

[@discatded]

Lmaooo that's so true

[@person4046]

*imagine not having a mini blowtorch.*

[@myspageht4355]

Person can’t relate

[@mabelistrans]

*bruh*

[@lexicarolyn5938]

couldn’t be me

[@marieborges4059]

I could never

[@hhh-bu3qj]

*this post was made by arsonist gang*

[@operationthc]

Their TikTok’s have to be them trolling to be funny. And it’s honestly pretty funny. They might just be comedic geniuses

[@isabelmarie2003]

“Time to tease her taste buds” makes me physically ill

[@MegGoesRawrX3]

This was a missed opportunity to mention how they literally speak like the Troom troom narrator.

[@EmmaxHobbits]

💯💅

[@tm.time.]

Annoying sister? iTs NoT a pRObLeM aNyMOrE!!

[@lillss647]

SO TRUE

[@_uwucifer_]

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING HAHAH

[@AfroBoi14]

I was thinking the same thing! I think that’s exactly what they’re going for, especially because of the prank parts.

[@Chikensrip]

Cannot describe how uncomfortable it makes me seeing ramen in a hydroflask.

[@eveoairo5174]

Hazel Gray so beefy

[@mckinnleemcelroy4500]

Yeah like cleaning that out would be a nightmare

[@TheSimplyCooking]

I have made ramen and porridge in my Starbucks thermo mug, works great when you’re in the hospital and cleaning is also easy.

[@lorenaf3573]

Hazel Gray ikk then she adds cheese

[@dianadashkov5824]

Her water’s probably going to taste so gross after 🤮

[@kw5462]

5:47 The dabbers are like... travel torch? Industrial torch? Stoner stylish torch? Take your pick 🤓

[@rebeccafioroni8187]

I do in fact have all the torches lol

[@mizstories9646]

That cadence they talk in is actually used by a LOT of people all over social media. Usually though, people will talk like that to introduce the video and then start speaking normally for the rest of the video. You've heard it, stuff like "TODAY we are going to, PRANK my DAD! Okay guys, my dad is blah blah blah speaking normally now etc" Idk why so many people do it but they do. These girls decide to just keep talking like that for the entire video.

[@helpfaysstuckinabox3324]

They Sound Like They Speak With A Capital Letter At The Start Of Each Word.

[@kookspook4923]

I read this in my head and it sounded exactly how they speak

[@helpfaysstuckinabox3324]

@@kookspook4923 ✨S q u i n c h i n✨

[@kayleymps]

underrated comment

[@SatansRatPrincess]

I kinda hate listening to them- but if it's for Kurtis I will

[@gingerdog8203]

@@SatansRatPrincess no same

[@kpmiller9726]

Kurtis always asks us how *we're* doing, but we never ask him how he's doing So Kurtis, "Whats up. How's it going?"

[@kurtisconner]

pretty good thank u :)

[@emnation7247]

Kurtis Conner what’s up? How’s it going? (that’s your extra greeting)

[@kpmiller9726]

@@kurtisconner Good to hear, Kurtis :>

[@orbitstay]

aw that's wholesome

[@rubyholtgreive3194]

Imagine bolding a word that’s spelt wrong

[@Goochinator93420]

14:28 😭 dank af how she got mad at us

[@princessaviexo]

So fun fact. They have a build a bear now. You can buy a Wewearcute build a bear. Idk now I feel about this but what you will with this information

[@BoxOfToasters]

Webuildcute

[@georgiabischoff5593]

Every time kurtis says “this video could be like 3 hours long”.... do it coward.

[@cerebralhemorrhage3660]

Georgia Bischoff lmao

[@ohwell7101]

rightt, i'd watch all of it and never get bored

[@vizthex]

ikr

[@zarrelli10]

This needs to be pinned lmfaoo

[@fin5657]

id love that

[@faparis]

I was so distracted by her fangs 😭. She’s looks like one of those girls who watched twilight once and wanted to be a vampire and begged their mom to buy her fangs so she could “ be” one

[@marevannierop]

What's a fang

[@jillianforeman7640]

The vampires from twilight don't have fangs

[@faparis]

Jillian Foreman just let my statement slide bruv 😭

[@faparis]

MareLoves sharp pointy teeth , I can’t describe it well

[@jillianforeman7640]

@@faparis lol sorry 🙃

[@casualmemer7789]

“DO THE PRANK OR WALK THE PLANK!” -Curtis

[@mkorosco-xq8ye]

Karen from SpongeBob sounds more like a human than their “mom” lmao

[@ShineOn132]

I feel like she’s trying to sound like the 5 minute craft or troom troom narrators

[@matthew_thefallen]

Yaass, I was gonna say that too!😂

[@no_peace]

Exactly

[@lexo420]

Omg yes!!

[@vanessasanmartin9655]

ur welcome for 1K likes

[@idrk3707]

5 minute craft dosent even have narrators

[@JakeCuster]

Kurtis’s skits have transcended and have become the most passive aggressive jabs at the people within the video

[@softie6034]

fr this is the funniest video ive ever seen by him i couldn't stop laughing LOL i love how his jokes have evolved

[@sukisuniverse2257]

softie ikr I don’t laugh easily and this video omg

[@evanweaver1060]

8:19 i know it’s a weird thing to focus on, but her makeup in this shot makes her look like a character in coraline. Or a tim burton character.

[@hugorodriguez5149]

6:29 "cook your ramen!" -dumps the damn sauce packet with the block of ramen-

[@gabssf]

Imagine not having a mini blowtorch

[@JazzFlop212]

I’d *die*

[@zaxi_e1974]

God, you’d have to be a loser to not have a mini blowtorch

[@sarahherstein4332]

Twhale agreed. That’s just straight up embarrassing in my opinion.

[@melanyseescribecony]

can't relate

[@eleanorgouldie9355]

exactly what sort of woman doesn’t own a blowtorch

[@Amber.Cierra001]

They talk like Danny Gonzalez when he explains what his video is called

[@paradiseinretrograde7687]

“What’s up Greg!? Welcome back to another episode of: Fake coke prank, on my mom!!!”

[@b1ttersweet869]

Danny Gonzalez is amazing

[@Kat-PM]

Amber Roy Holy crap, you’re right

[@qwonqwoshie1073]

Amber Roy yeah like when the beef lornges

[@lucy-du8ye]

I know they talk so weird

[@WarmWarthog]

Has Kurtis secretly been filming from Prank HQ this whole time? Truly the perfect prank.

[@beeblebuice]

just got a video of theirs in my fyp and commented “so beefy!” because i thought it would be funny and they not only liked my comment but they also _replied_ simply saying “Thank you!” with a heart emoji… i am so confused and delighted by this

[@rebecaleal1195]

"weird way of talking"? wdym that's the watch mojo accent

[@cottontaelle5863]

this comment is rly funny its not getting enough appreciation

[@hibaelbouamri107]

@@cottontaelle5863 it is

[@nataliehinds5797]

I cackled

[@rebecaleal1195]

@@cottontaelle5863 sksksks I KNOW RIGHT

[@tr33se]

Burger king foot lettuce vibes

[@summercupcakes6]

the way they talk sounds like a troom troom voiceover

[@pgakt]

Oh my god yes

[@maiathompson5936]

That’s exactly what I thought!

[@LavenderFields_o.o]

my sister asked if i was watching troom troom lmao

[@hidden_jem_]

TRUE

[@shannonjackson9778]

I was thinking that the whole video. God that voice makes my brain hurt, this was a hard watch.

[@Sod1ePop]

These are like a pregnant person's cravings

[@butterflystampede1945]

I live in Latvia. Your subscriber count is the population of Latvia. So you have a whole country listening to you. Liking you. That's more than the president of Latvia can say.😂

[@CarolineCalvano]

underrated comment

[@lillywantsheranchovypizza107]

this girl who yelled "HEY BARISTA" has a good animated voice. she could voice barbie or something yet shes doing this.

[@EmDoesArt]

She should be like some rich white mean girl animated voice

[@captainbusiness9130]

You have described this perfectly

[@Nutlicker683]

They could be troom troom voice actors

[@hillsgordon2480]

@@Nutlicker683 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING! Every time they showed a TikTok, I was just sitting there like "Someone's defected from TroomTroom".

[@CTOOFBOOGLE]

And thank god. The world needs more weird shit like this instead of toy pushing bullshit cartoons.

[@jackieramon5493]

Ay, are we just ignoring the fact that our wholesome boy Jonnaton dodged a bullet

[@kaylamartinez8940]

Kristian Alexis did they not actually date or something?

[@jasj122]

Kristian Alexis the guy she match with

[@Dial.a.archivist]

11:00 US MY FAVORITE PART

[@Genera1MacDaddy]

If Starbucks had a personality...

[@J_U_N]

So what you’re saying is Jonaton dodged a bullet.

[@pyronix]

Jonaton dodged all the bullets.

[@speedygonzalez4638]

Yes 😂

[@shaynap8613]

i think he truly did

[@nonamejenkins3293]

@@pyronix like, a ton of bullets

[@mayathedreamgirl1357]

He dodged an entire missile.

[@asiaw3951]

You go on date with a girl, she takes you back to her place, things get a little steamy. She leans in your ear and whispers "take out your mini blow torch"....

[@francesco6835]

Asia Williams genius

[@candi4202]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

[@dakweenlyrics409]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@dakweenlyrics409]

@@francesco6835 could u please check me out if you have time. I'll check out if you want

[@ASzkrab]

So beefy

[@komekomochi798]

KURTIS THEY HAVE A STATIONARY BRAND AND SELL THEIR STUFF AT WALMART LKJFSKD WHEN DID THEY GET SO WELL KNOWN 😭😭

[@iminlovewithyoongioof]

WAIT FR- NAUR OMG WHYVDHXIXJ

[@abigailshotlander6616]

11:19 me when ur mom..ur mom, when she...my mom.,.im...your mom when I..

[@Jayy.._..]

The girl wearing fangs in the beginning looks like she has two small blue marshmallows stuck to her teeth👁👄👁

[@camryncoelho6051]

I thought it was gum

[@insertusernamehere3173]

@@camryncoelho6051 same

[@lillyo108]

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT AT FIRST JJSJJHSJJSJ

[@Mightbecasca]

@@insertusernamehere3173 Hey Junko 🤪

[@amelie_does_stuff8041]

Blue tooth origins

[@morningdivabeam]

wewerecute is the sexual tension between Troom Troom and Poppy

[@Rex-golf_player810]

Terrifying breed

[@ackerwoman16]

Whoa

[@fie1917]

That’s cursed

[@kalkxx]

“WE WERE CUTE” IM PRETTY SURE YOU SPELLED THAT WRONG ON ACCIDENT BUT ITS SO FUNNY TO ME HAHAHA

[@kiancostas1968]

At least poppy is an artist, who actually makes great music if you're into metal and hyperpop

[@serixskylark]

13:31 “And here we have, “Rock That Looks Like a Face Rock”; the rock that looks like a face.” “Does it look like a rock?” “No, it looks like a face.”

[@veregwen]

Yo hobi pfp I love finding kpop stans on non kpop related videos

[@serixskylark]

@@veregwen hope world!!!

[@ivgm1]

It's been more than a year and the "hey" at 15:09 never fails to make me laugh hysterically

[@AnnaJoyce24]

Conspiracy theory: Their mom doesn't even exist. That's why they can't show her in the pranks.

[@TheCityCatYT]

Um you can clearly hear her totally normal human voice in the rock video

[@isha3097]

But what if they're not even sisters but mother-daughter

[@arlisgrajeda561]

I legit was thinking that 😂

[@thesouthernerwithadhd2710]

Or she killed herself, b/c she’s THEIR mom.

[@MrGullible]

TheSouthernerWithAdhd hey no don’t say that

[@amiimiis]

They’re talking like the TROOM TROOM girls and I can’t believe they pulled the ultimate prank..........

[@ps1hagrid786]

I was just about to comment that!!!!

[@julietteb8938]

the prank headquarters bit genuinely moved me??? the music the acting???? get it Kurtis

[@DarthVader-gp6fm]

we love you kurtis

[@uglyasswhiteboy5082]

The most intellectual phrases in the universe: *ITS A THINGH* *sO bEeFy* *ØÑ mŸ mÖm*

[@lena-pe4gr]

I Like Cupcakes rock more like *squinchin*

[@sol3715]

you forgot: ꅐꀍꌩ ꍏꋪꏂ ꌩꂦꀎ ꀍꀤ꓄꓄ꀤꈤꁅ ꀍꏂꋪ ꅐꀤ꓄ꀍ ꍏ ꋪꂦꏳꀘ

[@tee3816]

an may mam

[@oliviapedersen8309]

For some reason when she says so beefy I feel nauseous

[@saraelnaggar739]

I Like Cupcakes • 2020 years ago 2020 YEARS AGO?!

[@NAANotAnAndroid]

Girl: Hey mom look! *hitting other girl continuously with fake rock* Mom: ∴⍑|| ᔑ∷ᒷ ||𝙹⚍ ⍑╎ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ╎リ⊣ ⍑ᒷ∷ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ∷𝙹ᓵꖌ?!

[@urabouttoloseurjob842]

They mom really said øõòøœöôo

[@maddiemiller6550]

Hey man... are you talking in minecraft enchantment table.......respect

[@alaaxted169]

NAAJQJQK

[@aname2122]

I can't 💀💀💀💀

[@toluca8371]

I hate that that actually matches up

[@emily-jm8kw]

awe the begging of this vid is him talking about hitting 2M and now he’s way past 4M . way to go brotherrr 🎉

[@sweett8981]

6:30 DID SHE JUST DUMP THE FLAVOR PACKET IN THE WATER TOO????? JSJSJDH

[@yobyobicodiguacamoleblah9873]

Dude In the Cotten Candy Ramin she poured the packet of spices,in the water STILL PACKAGED in the boiling water

[@bubblie_sweetiemahtab2066]

😷😷😷

[@TheLittleZiggy]

I thought I was the only one that noticed... I was "wait...whut?" and replayed that part.

[@thomashatcher8366]

I’m pretty sure they knew that and did it on purpose. It’s funny watching people think they’re some geniuses or special because they’re obviously only one out of over half a million people to see this.

[@padowo]

Thomas Hatcher alright chill out lmao

[@tulsikanodia8603]

😂😂 I paused that part just to scroll down to see if anyone else freaked seeing that

[@averyb3904]

"I'm a man--a human man" *sounds like something a tree would say*

[@sanne769]

i am groot

[@janae5926]

Bond. James Bond.

[@mewette]

This is still one of my favorite Kurtis vids

[@liberty2265]

i think “rock more like squinchin” is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard i’m crying and shaking and throwing up

[@HatsuneTetoLuver21]

The strange thing is she talks almost exactly like the narrator of Troom Troom. Very bizarre.

[@stupidass69420]

I’m having an existential crisis also nice it’s Marisa lol

[@camri.taylor]

Literally was trying to figure out who they sounded like the whole video and it finally came to me. It makes me wildly uncomfortable lol

[@lotusthemermaid]

Omg oops, I just posted this same comment. Haha

[@WoWMyrrh]

oh hecc

[@AbbyEmbro]

Never thought I'd say this, but I'm glad Jonnaton wasn't picked.

[@xicara6942]

Abby E same

[@biathefirst]

He deserves better

[@chocolatedogs6676]

True jonnaton deserves SO MUCH BETTER

[@sinjinvancleef2708]

Jonnaton is the ideal man, nobody deserves him.

[@rhyskaiser107]

Bro ngl saaame!! 😂

[@sunnypeach1328]

She could voice Troom Troom

[@the.mind.electric]

10:22 IM CACKLING💀💀

[@nopnope8141]

their mom is a robot and so are the girls... they learned to talk by watching Troom Troom videos

[@antaraadasgupta3400]

Oh my god yes that's where I've heard it before

[@3V1LW1Z4RD]

6:00 POV It’s your first day of welding class and the popular boy and his friends bully you for forgetting your mini blowtorch

[@f4iryprincess111]

bleached black HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THAT

[@donnythedealer2571]

bleached black thanks for the laugh

[@beau880]

😔👊

[@-chirpchirp-]

bleached black you are an applaudable human (assuming you are) (sorry for assuming)

[@ashmac87]

I love them so much!

[@euphoriamonet7518]

i cry everytime i watch you

[@lyndsey723]

“I’m a human man” I don’t know sounds like something an alien female would say🤭

[@kurtisconner]

delete this

[@lyndsey723]

Kurtis Conner #exposed (ps kinds freaking out cause you’re great) :)

[@secretlyviolet7998]

Captain Holt is that you?

[@LucielEllis]

@@kurtisconner we know the truth, curtis b

[@LeahSunKyu]

@@secretlyviolet7998 NOINE NOINE!

[@alliea3139]

i'm convinced these girls do the troom troom voice overs and that's why they enunciate their words so strangely

[@phoenixc8328]

THEY SOUND LIKE IT

[@Annabelle-]

Allie A that’s exactly what I thought was going on

[@Oliviamargo1234]

Allie A WTF I thought that too their pranks give me troom troom vibes

[@ericalynn3482]

Ikr

[@teddybear97able]

YES OH MY GOD

[@skittles9814]

why do I love them

[@user-uz6qe4uo4f]

um for your information I DO have a mini blow torch

[@ritadeleeuw3465]

rock? more like S Q U I N C H I N

[@darnocfan13]

Rita de Leeuw lmaooooo

[@sydneyhughes8283]

I PISSED MYSELF when she dropped the chicken packet into the water while making the Cotten candy ramen 6:29

[@bread9028]

Sydney Hughes throwing the entire flavour packet into your ramen? I T S A T H I N G

[@hadassssah]

me too lol

[@catsnake5770]

SAME!! DID HE EVEN notiCE

[@gunnarnyberg7471]

and the tried to eat the bag 6:40

[@knasigrackare3296]

Sydney Hughes WHY DID YOU PISS YOURSELF

[@wildfirefox1]

In their defense, most hardcore stoners have a blowtorch handy for dabs. Which explains why their food videos are so damn weird.