The Chaotic TikTok Sisters

[@kurtisconner]

I KNOW SHE HAS FANGS IT'S WEIRD HAHAHA I talked about it originally but had to cut it out of the final video. but i'll probably do a part 2 so it's all good!!!!

[@user-tg3sb7il5x]

Kurtis I thought those were natural thanks for this illumination

[@daisymeow5143]

Yes pls do a part 2

[@miel8729]

start uploading 7 hour long videos, i dare you.

[@BadWallaby]

I can’t wait to hear you talk shit about those stupid fangs lol!!

[@user-tg3sb7il5x]

But fr i think they're tryna appeal to children

[@mollyharrison6860]

“I could make this 3 hours long but I’m not going to do that to you” Little did you know, that’s what we want.

[@mollylizkessler]

Mollys unite!

[@penelopepenna6809]

I'm not a Molly but I wanna join the "We want a 3 hours long commentary on TikTok by Kurtis Conner" club

[@aliciagregoire9971]

@@penelopepenna6809 yeah me too!

[@mollymctigue9159]

Hey I’m a Molly too

[@mollyharrison6860]

Molly McTigue it’s a “Molly’s of Kurtistown” meeting omg

[@downtownscene]

Therapist: so, how is your mental health? them: *so beefy.*

[@bluescorpion444]

jenny I CACKLED

[@windwaker407]

More liKE SQUINCHEN

[@xakirax_8864]

Why can i imagine them saying this for real 😂😂

[@orinta1218]

I RAPIDLY EXHALED AIR OUT OF MY NOSE

[@wolfwoodfr]

i attempted to smile

[@nemisyne]

They way they talk on tiktok sounds like they're trying to talk like the TroomTroom voiceover lady.

[@abichace5186]

I said the same thing 👌🏻👌🏻

[@missserenity1090]

CharlieMemorial but they’re even worse

[@logandoesntsleeps9788]

I t s n o t a p r o b l e m a n y m o r e

[@scct5933]

exactly my thought😂

[@niveditaah5512]

plot twist- they are the ones who actually voiceover

[@WickedKatze]

I love how there's apparently a "prank" lollipop to turn your mouth blue when you can literally do that with any blue candy ever

[@VodkaMutini413]

Right! Also she kept it in the packaging too. Rookie mistake.

[@echo_is_probably_sleeping]

Yeah! 3 blue m&m's is all it takes. I do it on purpose sometimes

[@Chikensrip]

Cannot describe how uncomfortable it makes me seeing ramen in a hydroflask.

[@eveoairo]

Hazel Gray so beefy

[@mckinnleemcelroy4500]

Yeah like cleaning that out would be a nightmare

[@TheSimplyCooking]

I have made ramen and porridge in my Starbucks thermo mug, works great when you’re in the hospital and cleaning is also easy.

[@lorenaf3573]

Hazel Gray ikk then she adds cheese

[@dianadashkov5824]

Her water’s probably going to taste so gross after 🤮

[@thomassaint7775]

They talk like everything they say is a Buzzfeed headline.

[@giaedmonds1140]

Yeah that's what I was thinking too 😂

[@tamirahgrant2959]

You’ve one this comment section 👑

[@annahamvas6466]

It reminds me of an old Danny G. video called "CLICKBAIT".

[@cjjobim8321]

"OoOh! Juicy squirt!"

[@r0tt1on-s0cks8]

They talk like they capitalize all of the words of the sentence. Example: My Dog, Is Eating Some Cotton Candy Raman, Right Nowwww

[@graces9505]

why didn't he point out that when they're making the cotton candy ramen they dumped the seasoning packet into the water i'm dying

[@lukabell4607]

Right! Also he didn’t talk at all about their weird fucking vampire teeth

[@amethyst1989]

She said it looks cool and smells good but she never said it tastes good lmao

[@kurtisconner]

i talked about it but had to cut it out for other bits haha im sorry!!!

[@ArmandoLopez-fq2ms]

I was just thinking that,it was so noticeable! lol

[@user-ip6zn1io5w]

Isn't it against the new guidelines to comment against people's looks?

[@jolie6907]

the fake rock prank genuinely cracked me up. the fact that the rock didn't look at all like a rock, the way they just moved past 'squincheon', the aggressive shushing, the eye contact into the camera as the one sister is beating the other one over the head, not to mention the fact that their mother is a robot. then topping it all off with a super abrupt ending. all in all, a masterpiece. thanks, we we ar cute.

[@sageno]

and not the mention the fact that the one sister is quietly saying "ow. stop"

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Directed by David Squinch

[@pixeliien]

you're so right. it's gotta be one of my favorite videos ever

[@Random-sk6hm]

Directed by M Night Shamylan

[@sylviestephenson4406]

​@@sageno😊 ok okoooookkj😊 KKj😊 Jo

[@AnnaJoyce24]

Conspiracy theory: Their mom doesn't even exist. That's why they can't show her in the pranks.

[@TheCityCatYT]

Um you can clearly hear her totally normal human voice in the rock video

[@isha3097]

But what if they're not even sisters but mother-daughter

[@arlisgrajeda561]

I legit was thinking that 😂

[@thesouthernerwithadhd2710]

Or she killed herself, b/c she’s THEIR mom.

[@MrGullible]

TheSouthernerWithAdhd hey no don’t say that

[@MegGoesRawrX3]

This was a missed opportunity to mention how they literally speak like the Troom troom narrator.

[@EmmaxHobbits]

💯💅

[@tm.time.]

Annoying sister? iTs NoT a pRObLeM aNyMOrE!!

[@lillss647]

SO TRUE

[@_uwucifer_]

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING HAHAH

[@AfroBoi14]

I was thinking the same thing! I think that’s exactly what they’re going for, especially because of the prank parts.

[@bojomoonlight]

if these girls know what they’re doing then they’re like the funniest people in the world

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Ikr? This would be genius satire

[@ajsveinekensidbrurb]

and if they don’t know what they’re doing they are the least funny lol

[@agedlikesage]

lmao I thought it was obvious during the cotton candy bit! She dumps the ramen packet in with the noodles, brilliant rage bait. Looks like he bit the onion unfortunately

[@somethinginfrench]

The girls are clearly being possessed by the Troom Troom narrator in their Tik Toks

[@DrewMTS]

This was what I thought. I went on TikTok to watch some of their videos. I think they're definitely trolling Troom Troom. Doesn't explain the vampire teeth though.

[@laurenpiercy4014]

conspiracy theory: these girls are actually just edited versions of danny gonzalez in wigs and he did the whole zayden long thing to distract us from the fact that he is really behind wewearcute in an elaborate scheme to troll troom troom

[@somethinginfrench]

@@laurenpiercy4014 *galaxy brains*

[@discatded]

@@laurenpiercy4014 biggest brain

[@discatded]

Lmaooo that's so true

[@ju4368]

“hEy bAriStA cAn i gEt oNe hOliDaY bAgGeD AiR pLeAsE” man I stopped breathing

[@renclarion5282]

Do you need hOlIdAy bAgGeD aiR

[@zainabmiah6912]

I think you need a holiday bagged air

[@mothma_am]

cOMIN AAPP

[@_emmbur_1453]

They took your breath so they could give the sisters their holiday bagged air

[@flwoert8226]

they eat AiR? but its hOliDaY

[@rachelistrash4371]

the fact that they’re the girls from bestie picks bae makes this so much funnier

[@pineapplegal0304]

rachel is trash i was just about to say- hold up werent they On Bestie Picks Bae lol

[@rachelistrash4371]

Naturally Syd he literally brought it up in the video

[@pineapplegal0304]

Haha I know that now- i troll the comments at the beginning of every video I watch so I saw that comment before he said it😂

[@amylomo9793]

i had actually completely forgotten that kurtis was on that show lmfao

[@user-ym5uu7fr9e]

@@amylomo9793 cause dean was on it & we dont associate w him

[@robynnhoud]

That robotic "WHY ARE YOU HITTING HER WITH A ROCK." kills me

[@BoxOfToasters]

sounds like a robot with a russian accent lol

[@faparis]

I was so distracted by her fangs 😭. She’s looks like one of those girls who watched twilight once and wanted to be a vampire and begged their mom to buy her fangs so she could “ be” one

[@marevannierop]

What's a fang

[@jillianforeman7640]

The vampires from twilight don't have fangs

[@faparis]

Jillian Foreman just let my statement slide bruv 😭

[@faparis]

MareLoves sharp pointy teeth , I can’t describe it well

[@jillianforeman7640]

@@faparis lol sorry 🙃

[@NAANotAnAndroid]

Girl: Hey mom look! *hitting other girl continuously with fake rock* Mom: ∴⍑|| ᔑ∷ᒷ ||𝙹⚍ ⍑╎ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ╎リ⊣ ⍑ᒷ∷ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ∷𝙹ᓵꖌ?!

[@urabouttoloseurjob842]

They mom really said øõòøœöôo

[@maddiemiller6550]

Hey man... are you talking in minecraft enchantment table.......respect

[@alaaxted169]

NAAJQJQK

[@aname2122]

I can't 💀💀💀💀

[@toluca8371]

I hate that that actually matches up

[@JakeCuster]

Kurtis’s skits have transcended and have become the most passive aggressive jabs at the people within the video

[@softie6034]

fr this is the funniest video ive ever seen by him i couldn't stop laughing LOL i love how his jokes have evolved

[@sukisuniverse2257]

softie ikr I don’t laugh easily and this video omg

[@emilyb.8219]

I still say "____? more like squinchin" about stuff sometimes... an enduring classic

[@Jayy.._..]

The girl wearing fangs in the beginning looks like she has two small blue marshmallows stuck to her teeth👁👄👁

[@camryncoelho6051]

I thought it was gum

[@insertusernamehere3173]

@@camryncoelho6051 same

[@lillyo108]

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT AT FIRST JJSJJHSJJSJ

[@Mightbecasca]

@@insertusernamehere3173 Hey Junko 🤪

[@amelie_does_stuff8041]

Blue tooth origins

[@J_U_N]

So what you’re saying is Jonaton dodged a bullet.

[@pyronix]

Jonaton dodged all the bullets.

[@speedygonzalez4638]

Yes 😂

[@shaynap8613]

i think he truly did

[@nonamejenkins3293]

@@pyronix like, a ton of bullets

[@mayathedreamgirl1357]

He dodged an entire missile.

[@kpmiller9726]

Kurtis always asks us how *we're* doing, but we never ask him how he's doing So Kurtis, "Whats up. How's it going?"

[@kurtisconner]

pretty good thank u :)

[@emnation7247]

Kurtis Conner what’s up? How’s it going? (that’s your extra greeting)

[@kpmiller9726]

@@kurtisconner Good to hear, Kurtis :>

[@orbitstay]

aw that's wholesome

[@rubyholtgreive3194]

Imagine bolding a word that’s spelt wrong

[@sofiacepeda8442]

The realization in Kurtis’s face when he makes the Chain Smokers connection is keeping me alive

[@asiaw3951]

You go on date with a girl, she takes you back to her place, things get a little steamy. She leans in your ear and whispers "take out your mini blow torch"....

[@francesco6835]

Asia Williams genius

[@candi4202]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

[@dakweenlyrics409]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@dakweenlyrics409]

@@francesco6835 could u please check me out if you have time. I'll check out if you want

[@ASzkrab]

So beefy

[@georgiabischoff5593]

Every time kurtis says “this video could be like 3 hours long”.... do it coward.

[@cerebralhemorrhage3660]

Georgia Bischoff lmao

[@ohwell7101]

rightt, i'd watch all of it and never get bored

[@vizthex]

ikr

[@zarrelli10]

This needs to be pinned lmfaoo

[@fin5657]

id love that

[@walkingonsunshine1571]

Plot twist: they don't have a mom and this is their way of coping

[@addistacer8907]

Walking on Sunshine hahahaha hahha wtf

[@bitchslapthesun]

Fuck 💀😂

[@szj.7519]

oh shit

[@jonathanmeeks6031]

That took a dark turn

[@sreysreyy]

omg lmaoooo

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

I can't believe it took me LITERAL YEARS to realize that the girls' names are scarily similar to my OWN sister and my names and now i'm lowkey convinced this are us from an alternate dimension

[@BoxOfToasters]

Stone? It's squaching instead.

[@clairebradley2890]

“Rock? More like squinchin” haunts me. I haven’t stopped thinking about it since I first watched this video. It’s almost been 2 months. Send help.

[@mushroompoet]

You know how some religious stuff says you get to ask one question to God when you die? Mine would be "what the fuck is squinchin"

[@sloomdayer1740]

@@mushroompoet you get sent straight to hell for that one. No one gets to know what squincheon is

[@jaredvise117]

Nobody even knows how to spell "squenchin"

[@carpet-snark6446]

Charlie Parker In a world where this exists, there is no god.

[@okfatima]

@@jaredvise117 what tf is a squanchlin

[@ThySupremeFriend]

When you only have a normal sized blowtorch: 😔

[@sharkprisoner1909]

Sarah Hoitsma when you only have an industrial blowtorch capable of leveling an entire town 😒

[@alaaxted169]

DAMN IT

[@skyisherelol3492]

Loser!

[@ossyos5529]

Hah what a NORMIE

[@Cj_Mak]

That awko taco moment when you have a mega sized blow torch: 😞

[@lillywantsheranchovypizza107]

this girl who yelled "HEY BARISTA" has a good animated voice. she could voice barbie or something yet shes doing this.

[@EmDoesArt]

She should be like some rich white mean girl animated voice

[@captainbusiness9130]

You have described this perfectly

[@Nutlicker683]

They could be troom troom voice actors

[@hillsgordon2480]

@@Nutlicker683 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING! Every time they showed a TikTok, I was just sitting there like "Someone's defected from TroomTroom".

[@CTOOFBOOGLE]

And thank god. The world needs more weird shit like this instead of toy pushing bullshit cartoons.

[@marissamate]

10:04 That actually hurts my soul.

[@bigman1367]

they can't show their mom because she's too busy voice acting for troom troom.

[@alexbohatch3503]

Seamus Blau that’s what I thought

[@thetheatrekid5374]

“Meaty lolly” triggered my fight or flight.

[@skylol7042]

lmao same

[@lilygrey854]

Everything those girls do triggers my fight or flight

[@xHayleyAJWheelerx]

stood up at my desk ready to throw hands for sure

[@lan3660]

meaty loli

[@xHayleyAJWheelerx]

@@lan3660 SO b e e f y

[@defsouul3127]

I CHOKED AT THE “WHY ARE YOU HITTING HER WITH A ROCK” OMG

[@pippi2647]

Fake cola prank, ON MY MAM

[@hannahwhite6644]

Jmo I LOSE IT EVERY TIME I SEE THAT VIDEO AHAHG

[@BlueDandyLyon]

Dude that mom voice line was straight up an emergency alarm in some country

[@BoxOfToasters]

SEVERE ROCK WARNING

[@Holytitmouse]

They talk like they're being held at gunpoint by five minute crafts

[@althealligator1467]

That's perfect

[@TwistedTrap]

That’s beefy

[@3ves]

That’s saucy

[@Artificial_Elysium]

And troom troom

[@catdahat]

Thats delicious

[@HatsuneTetoLuver21]

The strange thing is she talks almost exactly like the narrator of Troom Troom. Very bizarre.

[@goobertron9099]

I’m having an existential crisis also nice it’s Marisa lol

[@camri.taylor]

Literally was trying to figure out who they sounded like the whole video and it finally came to me. It makes me wildly uncomfortable lol

[@lotusthemermaid]

Omg oops, I just posted this same comment. Haha

[@WoWMyrrh]

oh hecc

[@gorebrain6379]

At first I was upset that Jonathon didn’t essentially ‘win’ on “Bestie Picks Bae” but now I’ve realised he actually dodged a bullet.

[@m4rsmalade]

GoreBrain He deserves much much better

[@keziah1654]

More like missle

[@hell7029]

Jonaton deserves better

[@humanbean6623]

Stolen comment

[@ChucklateChip]

AND a fake rock xD

[@yuh-kh2qz]

why does kurtis always look like he's wearing a bucket hat even when he's not wearing a bucket hat

[@Emu19]

I honestly have no idea what this is supposed to mean but I agree

[@bethanymanwaring7319]

Omg u like starkid and kurtis?!!!!! Fire bro

[@yuh-kh2qz]

Bethany Manwaring yes

[@isabelle8686]

....u right.... also i love your pfp stan robert manion

[@juja8706]

HI I LOVE YOUR ROBERT MANION PROFILE PIC ALSO, YOUR USERNAME ICONIC

[@breademojiwheatemoji4003]

kurtis then: cutting out talking about fangs to shorten a video that ends up being 18 mins kurtis now: 37 min video about disney adults

[@jackieramon5493]

Ay, are we just ignoring the fact that our wholesome boy Jonnaton dodged a bullet

[@kaylamartinez8940]

Kristian Alexis did they not actually date or something?

[@jasj122]

Kristian Alexis the guy she match with

[@ShineOn132]

I feel like she’s trying to sound like the 5 minute craft or troom troom narrators

[@matthew_thefallen]

Yaass, I was gonna say that too!😂

[@no_peace]

Exactly

[@lexo420]

Omg yes!!

[@vanessasanmartin9655]

ur welcome for 1K likes

[@idrk3707]

5 minute craft dosent even have narrators

[@lala-kc3br]

That "hEY BARISTAAAAAAAS" sounds like a scene from a barbie movie

[@user-zv8bk1ko2x]

For real tho I was thinking the same thing

[@Ava-zm3kl]

Wait my legit thoughts

[@God_Is_An_Atheist]

"You don't have a mini blowtorch?" I do have a mini blowtorch. I also have a bong. These two things might be related.

[@sammiboio]

real my stoner friend has a mini blowtorch LOL

[@gabssf]

Imagine not having a mini blowtorch

[@JazzFlop212]

I’d *die*

[@zaxi_e1974]

God, you’d have to be a loser to not have a mini blowtorch

[@sarahherstein4332]

Twhale agreed. That’s just straight up embarrassing in my opinion.

[@melanyseescribecony]

can't relate

[@eleanorgouldie9355]

exactly what sort of woman doesn’t own a blowtorch

[@kodicore]

“So beefy” “Squinchin” “it’s a thing” “on my mom” if she says these, she’s not your girl. She’s another worldly being.

[@respectthefish4992]

Ashido nice

[@teddyeatspudding]

so jelly

[@bobthetomatoinamaiddressl7258]

I just don’t understand why they feel the need to incorporate the words "so beefy" in to almost every TikTok. I-

[@padme2552]

Mazy Parker leafyisbeefy

[@kate2233]

Oh hi Mina xd

[@AbbyEmbro]

Never thought I'd say this, but I'm glad Jonnaton wasn't picked.

[@xicara6942]

Abby E same

[@biathefirst]

He deserves better

[@chocolatedogs6676]

True jonnaton deserves SO MUCH BETTER

[@sinjinvancleef2708]

Jonnaton is the ideal man, nobody deserves him.

[@rhyskaiser107]

Bro ngl saaame!! 😂

[@SomeMotherf4cker]

1:07 love that hes saying this having 5million now

[@dakotaedwards4601]

Ikr

[@jackiej8615]

Looks like Jonatan dodged a bullet there when he didn’t get picked

[@tabassumyasin7851]

Jonatan deserves his salsa princess

[@ahumblebard3420]

Jonatan deserves the world lmfao💕💕💕

[@lizsun261]

and thats the truth.

[@tugfa0]

exactly my thoughts when he came up shdbfv

[@s2lLandals2]

Jonathon*

[@BWithEmMarie]

my favorite part was her pouring the closed flavor packet into the bowl of water with the ramen...then just never mentioning it

[@Lolleby]

Emily Wass that’s how you make your delicious carnival ramen treat at home. You can’t miss that step!!!

[@paulinab6619]

That gave me THE ICK

[@beepboopbobop]

t h e I C K

[@user-yq5ky9ub2b]

Exactly 😂

[@paulinab6619]

@@beepboopbobop I'm SORRY I've been watching love island... And that just happened to come up 😂😂😅

[@helpfaysstuckinabox3324]

They Sound Like They Speak With A Capital Letter At The Start Of Each Word.

[@kookspook4923]

I read this in my head and it sounded exactly how they speak

[@helpfaysstuckinabox3324]

@@kookspook4923 ✨S q u i n c h i n✨

[@kayleymps]

underrated comment

[@SatansRatPrincess]

I kinda hate listening to them- but if it's for Kurtis I will

[@gingerdog8203]

@@SatansRatPrincess no same

[@NicoDiAngelo-r9e]

kurtis being so happy about 2m subscribers is funny as he now has 4.46m

[@yobyobicodiguacamoleblah9873]

Dude In the Cotten Candy Ramin she poured the packet of spices,in the water STILL PACKAGED in the boiling water

[@bubblie_sweetiemahtab2066]

😷😷😷

[@TheLittleZiggy]

I thought I was the only one that noticed... I was "wait...whut?" and replayed that part.

[@thomashatcher8366]

I’m pretty sure they knew that and did it on purpose. It’s funny watching people think they’re some geniuses or special because they’re obviously only one out of over half a million people to see this.

[@padowo]

Thomas Hatcher alright chill out lmao

[@tulsikanodia]

😂😂 I paused that part just to scroll down to see if anyone else freaked seeing that

[@morningdivabeam]

wewerecute is the sexual tension between Troom Troom and Poppy

[@Rex-golf_player810]

Terrifying breed

[@ackerwoman16]

Whoa

[@fie1917]

That’s cursed

[@kalkxx]

“WE WERE CUTE” IM PRETTY SURE YOU SPELLED THAT WRONG ON ACCIDENT BUT ITS SO FUNNY TO ME HAHAHA

[@kiancostas1968]

At least poppy is an artist, who actually makes great music if you're into metal and hyperpop

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

the mom’s a robot, and when her daughters were born, she said, “sO BeEfY.”

[@maddiemiller6550]

I smEll liKe bEEF I smEll LikE bEeF!!

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

Maddie Miller oh my gosh YES

[@gyuvloml]

when?

[@esval8078]

Imagine if both of their first words were ‘so beefy’ lol.

[@mizstories9646]

That cadence they talk in is actually used by a LOT of people all over social media. Usually though, people will talk like that to introduce the video and then start speaking normally for the rest of the video. You've heard it, stuff like "TODAY we are going to, PRANK my DAD! Okay guys, my dad is blah blah blah speaking normally now etc" Idk why so many people do it but they do. These girls decide to just keep talking like that for the entire video.

[@elle0__o]

conspiracy theory: they're the people who do voiceovers for troom troom

[@stellavel]

Yesss

[@becca9164]

Lmfaooo💀💀

[@AAZAZELHAZEL]

That’s exactly what I thought!!! 🤔🤔🤔

[@Heymlich]

Absolutely thought the same, haha...

[@kathleenli5581]

lmao i was just about to comment this

[@josephinebudd2676]

conspiracy theory: their mom just doesn’t exist. that’s why they never show her reaction to the pranks and her voice was so weird it’s like they had siri say it or something

[@taylornicole7845]

josephine budd the voice sounds like that weird Russian KZbin page trumtrum 😂

[@scomo7yearsago958]

Mum’s are real???

[@SanityFails]

@@taylornicole7845 *troom troom but you're right 😂😂

[@lailas7054]

Probably true but that'd be sad lowkey

[@1lellykins466]

Adding on the your conspiracy: they are actually going crazy because their mom died after that ep. Of bestie picks bae and but she died of lung cancer for smoking and that how they always heard her voice so tahts why she sounds like that

[@alliea3139]

i'm convinced these girls do the troom troom voice overs and that's why they enunciate their words so strangely

[@phoenixc8328]

THEY SOUND LIKE IT

[@Annabelle-]

Allie A that’s exactly what I thought was going on

[@Oliviamargo1234]

Allie A WTF I thought that too their pranks give me troom troom vibes

[@ericalynn3482]

Ikr

[@teddybear97able]

YES OH MY GOD

[@sonicecho4777]

Everything about their tiktoks are perfect, how they speak, the catchphrases, the pranks without resolution and the camera angles, they've finished comedy, you can't improve on this. I will never not laugh at the Weiner prank (on their mom) and the MAM at the end is just MWAH, perfection, kills me every time.

[@averyb3904]

"I'm a man--a human man" *sounds like something a tree would say*

[@sanne769]

i am groot

[@janae5926]

Bond. James Bond.

[@3V1LW1Z4RD]

6:00 POV It’s your first day of welding class and the popular boy and his friends bully you for forgetting your mini blowtorch

[@f4iryprincess111]

bleached black HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THAT

[@donnythedealer2571]

bleached black thanks for the laugh

[@beau880]

😔👊

[@-chirpchirp-]

bleached black you are an applaudable human (assuming you are) (sorry for assuming)

[@mbr2000_]

Just saying “it’s a thing” does not make it a thing

[@frosty_teacup]

@suzu yo that's so fucking *fetch* dude

[@saehway]

Puke ramen? It's a thing! SO BEEFY

[@jordanm1076]

I was the 1000th like

[@indigochihuahua05]

Thank you for not falling for the bs.

[@hatpal2287]

But, It's a thing!

[@CallmeMelinanow]

I really like Kurtis's extra greeting for subscribers at the start of every video. It really makes me feel special.

[@ShelbyxPwns]

If Kurtis Conner of all people DOESN'T own a mini-blowtorch then I have severely overestimated how much of a stoner he is.

[@Annabellethedoll666]

Shelby Taylor 😂

[@Olliebunny]

That’s. That’s what I was thinking

[@alaa3275]

😂😂😂😂😂Ahahaha

[@fishermenunite]

bro same i got a whole ass propane torch in my backpack

[@ShelbyxPwns]

It appears “Stonerville” is a suburb of Kurtistown 😂

[@skylol7042]

sometimes when i’m having a perfectly normal day i think of “*so beefy*” and i suddenly feel the urge to cry and throw up and the same time

[@wowimstillalive5878]

S̶̬̜̚͝ ̸̹͕̈̽̄̄̕͝o̶͎̊͗ ̶̧̛̫̤̝̖̗̒͐͗̀͛ ̴̥̬̳̬̤́̃̀͜ ̶̪̦̰͕̜͇̆̈̊͆͂̋B̵̨̒̂͛ ̷͕̦̋ë̵̖̤̭͎͍́͂͑͘ ̶̢̠̪͓̾̄̀̂̉ȩ̴͎͕̟̓͗̒͆ ̷̳̱̻̗̞͛͂͛͐͝f̶͈̬̼̀̎̓̀̐͠ ̸͎̥̀̈̚̕y̷͕͊́͌̑ ̶̧͕̱͕̬̰̽

[@punkspockispunkrock]

my day be so fine 😍😍 then boom ՏO ᗷᗴᗴᖴY

[@eastofeden7917]

SAME

[@superring5297]

$σ βеегу

[@Lucy54573]

So beefy

[@sorryimemo]

These girls are comedic geniuses. This was legitimately the greatest troll of 2020. They pissed off everyone, and that's exactly what they were trying to do. Legends.

[@scrunksupremacy]

imagine saying “so beefy” more than 0 times in your lifetime. 🤮🤮🤮

[@indigochihuahua05]

I agree

[@fabdav333]

Haha right?

[@liana2233]

meaty lolly😝

[@xfroggii]

*SO BEEFY SO BEEFY SO BEEFY SO BEEFY*

[@nailahc.8615]

Jesus is coming back! Please turn to the Lord as soon as possible! Pray, Repent, and turn away from your sins!

[@sydneyhughes8283]

I PISSED MYSELF when she dropped the chicken packet into the water while making the Cotten candy ramen 6:29

[@bread9028]

Sydney Hughes throwing the entire flavour packet into your ramen? I T S A T H I N G

[@hadassssah]

me too lol

[@catsnake5770]

SAME!! DID HE EVEN notiCE

[@gunnarnyberg7471]

and the tried to eat the bag 6:40

[@knasigrackare3296]

Sydney Hughes WHY DID YOU PISS YOURSELF

[@summercupcakes6]

the way they talk sounds like a troom troom voiceover

[@pgakt]

Oh my god yes

[@maiathompson5936]

That’s exactly what I thought!

[@Lavnderlemonade]

my sister asked if i was watching troom troom lmao

[@hidden_jem_]

TRUE

[@shannonjackson9778]

I was thinking that the whole video. God that voice makes my brain hurt, this was a hard watch.

[@operationthc]

Their TikTok’s have to be them trolling to be funny. And it’s honestly pretty funny. They might just be comedic geniuses

[@mundaneamazing]

Plot twist: Their mom is just a skeleton in a rocking chair, wearing a wig

[@beepboopbobop]

WHY ARE YOU HITTING HER WITH A ROCK

[@idontevenknow-578]

Is this a Big Bang Theory reference? 🤭

[@a.a.g.h.1679]

Bobby Bobington nah, it’s probably a reference to Alfred Hitchcock’s psycho... That or spongebob

[@idontevenknow-578]

@@a.a.g.h.1679 Well, Big Bang had a very similar scene. Howard's mom was referenced and heard all through the series and she was revealed to be just a skeleton sitting in a rocking chair wearing a wig during a "daydream" he had.

[@a.a.g.h.1679]

Bobby Bobington oh okay! I’ve never seen the Big Bang theory, so I’m not familiar with it-maybe the writers were referencing psycho?

[@ritadeleeuw3465]

rock? more like S Q U I N C H I N

[@darnocfan13]

Rita de Leeuw lmaooooo

[@myajanette]

“This video is gonna be three hours long. I’m not gonna do that to you guys.” Lmao what do you mean? We would watch all three hours lmaooo

[@illuminatethemainstream7778]

Then you should totally watch his podcasts! They're way longer

[@pugparty9839]

illuminate the mainstream but much more boring

[@evanweaver1060]

8:19 i know it’s a weird thing to focus on, but her makeup in this shot makes her look like a character in coraline. Or a tim burton character.

[@molliemay237]

They really killed their mum and theyre trying to pretend like shes still around and nothing is wrong

[@axelkinnie71]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

[@aissaissbby]

She dropped the unopened ramen seasoning in the pot of boiling water when making that cotton candy abomination.

[@kattlouie6115]

Right I was like. "Smh wtf"

[@matador12ify]

thats where i assumed they're doing this on purpose

[@jaycreese6113]

lmao i couldnt stop laughing at that, also she straight up eats the plastic bag ike 5 seconds later

[@red.gem_]

ikr, she couldn't even be bothered to do a different take or use different footage or anything

[@amiimiis]

They’re talking like the TROOM TROOM girls and I can’t believe they pulled the ultimate prank..........

[@ps1hagrid786]

I was just about to comment that!!!!

[@butterflystampede1945]

I live in Latvia. Your subscriber count is the population of Latvia. So you have a whole country listening to you. Liking you. That's more than the president of Latvia can say.😂

[@CarolineCalvano]

underrated comment

[@Amber.Cierra001]

They talk like Danny Gonzalez when he explains what his video is called

[@paradiseinretrograde7687]

“What’s up Greg!? Welcome back to another episode of: Fake coke prank, on my mom!!!”

[@b1ttersweet869]

Danny Gonzalez is amazing

[@Kat-PM]

Amber Roy Holy crap, you’re right

[@qwonqwoshie1073]

Amber Roy yeah like when the beef lornges

[@lucy-du8ye]

I know they talk so weird

[@247sapphire]

That "SO BEEFY" makes me so profoundly uncomfortable I think I'm going to abandon technology and just go live off grid in northern Canada.

[@oldchannel6577]

grannykungfu LET ME JOIN YOU PLEASE THE "SQUINCHIN" IS STILL HAUNTING ME

[@a.a.g.h.1679]

Social isolation like a true BEAST

[@argh7435]

That is one (1) B E E F Y łøłłý

[@miraeden805]

Come join us eh bud! 🇨🇦

[@nymphaea22]

northern canada is lovely and we have a lot of space, come join us!❤️

[@nopnope8141]

their mom is a robot and so are the girls... they learned to talk by watching Troom Troom videos

[@antaraadasgupta3400]

Oh my god yes that's where I've heard it before

[@isabelmarie2003]

“Time to tease her taste buds” makes me physically ill

[@smousex]

“Rock? More like squinching” will baffle me for the rest of my life

[@spewoflife]

straight up lmaooooooo what

[@hannahz8636]

What. does. It. Mean!

[@smousex]

I’m so confused 😂😂

[@ellieharder8411]

Kurtis: *makes tons of jokes about having lice* Also Kurtis: “I don’t have lice tho”

[@ambersomething1693]

ellie harder yeah I have a strong suspicion that he might have lice

[@trumpetperson11]

I ain't even a rapper.

[@stevenc6618]

Kurtis: “This video could be 3 hours long, and I won’t do that to you guys” Me: “Please do that to us”

[@vixenedge]

We're ready for a feature film of this, kurtis. You've prepared us, we are ready.

[@adeer87]

My body is ready

[@rosalocalinda]

@@adeer87 I came here to say this.

[@WarmWarthog]

Has Kurtis secretly been filming from Prank HQ this whole time? Truly the perfect prank.

[@lyndsey723]

“I’m a human man” I don’t know sounds like something an alien female would say🤭

[@kurtisconner]

delete this

[@lyndsey723]

Kurtis Conner #exposed (ps kinds freaking out cause you’re great) :)

[@secretlyviolet7998]

Captain Holt is that you?

[@LucielEllis]

@@kurtisconner we know the truth, curtis b

[@LeahSunKyu]

@@secretlyviolet7998 NOINE NOINE!

[@ambular_93]

Me: Baby, are you rock hard? Bae: Rock hard??? More like squinchin!

[@VaultOfTheFuture]

Amber Nicole 😂😂😂

[@MaddiHenderson]

Amber Nicole best comment you win

[@yourlefttoe2251]

Hard rock nick

[@chewychibi03]

Amber Nicole hahaha noo

[@neegas3490]

Oof

[@moodyhumor]

Omg I just figured it out. They’re the voices of Troom Troom. That’s why they talk that way. They’re basically making the same kind of content too

[@ariannasardo7876]

Moody Humor yoooo it literally sounds like they are

[@strawbemoji]

Moody Humor yessss I immediately thought this!!!!

[@Autumn-rt8jg]

Oh my god 😱😱😱😱

[@calypsosmuse7769]

That's the first thing I thought too

[@RamenNamen991]

Omfg THATS THE CHANNEL

[@julietteb8938]

the prank headquarters bit genuinely moved me??? the music the acting???? get it Kurtis

[@Aiiask7]

When she was making the cotton candy monstrosity she dropped the WHOLE unopened spice package in the boiling water along the ramen I'm----

[@z.98816]

I gasped out loud when I saw that

[@minedex7279]

My heart actually broke

[@kingayy9267]

You're what?

[@sreenithisrikumar8097]

Ur pfp fits ur comment-

[@bassic5527]

"Do you want ramen with a side of cancer?"

[@LifeInAConcreteBox]

So hey, hearing a teenage girl shout, "So beefy!", is something I never want to hear again.

[@tiennar6673]

*s o* *b e e f y*

[@linzzeyc6652]

i ready this in Kurtis’ voice

[@keerag4274]

they’re adults, that’s the unsettling part lol

[@mal9080]

unfortunately after watching this tik tok me and all my fellow teenage girls constantly shout SO BEEFY at each other

[@M.Elizabethe]

*Soooooo B E E F Y*

[@rebecaleal1195]

"weird way of talking"? wdym that's the watch mojo accent

[@cottontaelle]

this comment is rly funny its not getting enough appreciation

[@hibaelbouamri107]

@@cottontaelle it is

[@nataliehinds5797]

I cackled

[@rebecaleal1195]

@@cottontaelle sksksks I KNOW RIGHT

[@tr33se]

Burger king foot lettuce vibes

[@jaka4142]

i think it's pretty well executed surrealism. i like it.

[@safahachi3220]

When i found out they were the sisters from “Bestie Picks Bae” I LOST it

[@TheeKittyPie]

AAAAAAAAAA

[@abbyb2832]

oh. my. fucking. god. I thought I recognized them!

[@nerd_alert-je3xw]

Did anyone else notice she dumped the flavor packet in the water with the ramen at 6:30?

[@bluelips501]

Yeah I saw that

[@jdawg9722]

nerd_alert1120 ||-//

[@jess-zt6gv]

II-//

[@nadsss249]

yes

[@taylordoyle4171]

😆 I noticed that too, though she hopefully took it out

[@soapybagle]

Wewearecute sounds like “oui, we are cute,” and I like that better

[@xikaitlynnix9600]

One problem *they're not c u t e*

[@greengatorade1831]

🧛🏻

[@kimfoster6755]

Lol me too

[@fancyultrafresh3264]

The original intention.

[@rainthegaydisaster3682]

@@greengatorade1831 lol

[@olivia7782]

I've got it: They have the exact same inflection as the Troom Troom woman