I Love This Show - The Bachelor in Paradise Week 1 RECAP (Season 7)

[@BachelorFantake]

Tahzjuan will always be peak Paradise.

[@sophiepritchett3779]

The Office memes will never die. The reason I enjoy Paradise is because it embraces what it is and does not take itself seriously

[@BachelorFantake]

@@sophiepritchett3779 agreed

[@AmeliaDesign]

I love her!

[@adderlynrey]

She sure will 😂

[@katy4523]

Tahzjuan was made for paradise. I love the messy drama much better than toxic drama. Edit: I'm editing to add that Karl was a dick to her for no reason and I'll be very happy to see him sent home soon. We don't need that energy in Paradise.

[@thatw3irdcatgirl]

whoever put "dated tre's uncle" under tahzjuan's name is going straight to jail

[@desroywhite]

I saw that and I was rolling 😂😂

[@Jaimelikegem]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@rachelm.3173]

😂😂😂🤣😂🤣

[@JanaKatherineVideo]

the career tags were HILARIOUS 😩

[@dunphy9051]

they also put "naked" under Kennys name when he was coming in

[@thatw3irdcatgirl]

the montage of victoria l trying to make eye contact with the guys and all of them looking away is pure gold

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

Ngl i feel attacked on a personal level

[@kaileim970]

Hah, that was funny

[@tamaraa9846]

That part was HILARIOUS!! I saw crazy eyes 👀 also in her

[@tognyd2349]

There's no one more clueless than Victoria.

[@cerisebiscuit51]

Not Joe looking like he‘s about to hurl himself into the ocean while everyone is cheering for Abigail and Noah and overall having a blast 💀

[@AnimaKinz]

Avoidant Attachment King 👑

[@SinaSoh]

Originally I was hesitant about Abby giving Noah a chance, but she is unlocking some of his great qualities. I dig Noah’s sarcasm and dry humor. He didn’t have that during Taiyshas season!!!

[@thatw3irdcatgirl]

"i think we were the first kiss of paradise" - everyone on this episode

[@cgill914]

I was like wow, they really all thought about that 😂💀

[@kaileim970]

Ya, that was funny

[@andrianachin3914]

@@cgill914 they all wanted to be first lol

[@jackburrows5850]

super stition

[@JanaKatherineVideo]

no literally HAHAH

[@justbeyou1239]

“Unless Kenny’s got a dump truck holding that thing in place” came out of left field and left me cackling on the floor

[@leannasimmons1731]

the unexpectedness of that line made me absolutely LOSE it

[@anne_utanes]

I started laughing when someone asked Goddess Victoria where she got the zip-tie crown or something like that LOL 😂😂

[@sassynchicago]

Leave it to Connor B to think of zip tie on her crown!

[@randomchickrobin]

I love Connor omg

[@ellietee247]

@@sassynchicago you KNOW that's a craft he's gonna do with his middle schoolers. 🤣

[@mundaneamazing]

That annoyed me. What a boy thing to say. That crown was cute.. and creative if it was zip-ties 😠

[@d.l.n.7133]

Some one posted the crown on IG today . It was bought on Amazon for $19.99 and comes in other colors 😂.

[@angelinaveneziano5303]

"Dated Tre's Uncle" made me ascend.

[@aidanfurlong1814]

fantake: i will be giving every contestant a blank slate *karl arrives* fantake immediately: my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[@monacocar]

Spade was sooo funny I’m so glad he was there to host. Especially when he missed an introduction because he was watching the drama

[@flakielof]

It’s Just episode 1 and it’s singlehandedly the best thing we’ve gotten from bachelor nation in a hot minute

[@soleil1953]

I think we can all agree Tahzjuan’s glow up >>>> “goddess” Victoria’s

[@graciousgrace7509]

I think she looks exactly the same. Stunning as ever

[@annahayden]

Ok but if Tahzjuan _doesn’t_ end up with someone after this I’d kill for an entire season of her, she is just the absolute best part of Paradise

[@kmd21804]

She is stunning, hilarious, and chill. Love her 🤩

[@whoamomma8050]

She's digging Spade lol

[@graciousgrace7509]

@@whoamomma8050 I got that vibe between them too. 😏

[@lasagna312]

In this household we stan Tahzjuan

[@luvarobinson3588]

Tahzjuan ALWAYS understand the assignment!! 😆

[@eslesss]

As a woman who sweats in summers like it's hell on earth, I really appreciate the representation people like me are getting through Tahzjuan. Finally! Somebody like me!

[@sassynchicago]

Victoria’s Goddess Energy to Grab a Guy in 5 seconds look then smile and the guys looking away, behind them, quickly moving totally made my night! I’m still totally surprised her and Karl didn’t figure it out that they just need to pair up to stay in the game!!

[@angelaraber]

Victoria must be the goddess Medusa then because she makes all the men turn to stone when they look at her.

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

@@angelaraber Medusa is a GODDESS, don't disrespect her like that. (I'm a huge mythology fan and she is my fav)

[@d.l.n.7133]

😂😂😂

[@prometheus9443]

@@pixiestxNyomouf _"Traditionally, two of the Gorgons, Stheno and Euryale, were immortal, but their sister Medusa was not and was slain by the demigod and hero Perseus."_

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

@@prometheus9443 i know the story 🙄 it was a pun on my being such a fan of her and the coments comparison of Victoria being a godess in relation to Medusa. 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

[@Hili24pur]

Actually your recap made me laugh out loud . David Spade was hilarious .We need humor in this show . I wish it was all comedian hosts . we all need a good laugh these days . Thx u r really funny

[@malaikag18]

You did not just say Kenny’s dump truck I’m💀💀😂😂😂😂

[@valentinareverte3226]

Paradise is the best show in the franchise. I just laughed so hard watching Tahzjuan, Kelsey and Victoria. They are so funny. I can't...

[@raechuuu510]

I’m so glad someone loves Tahzjuan as much as I do! Girl is freaking hilarious!

[@c-bee2904]

I could do without Demi hope she goes home soon rather than later. Spade saying crabs are just spiders with better PR was hilarious.

[@Konnordawg]

Why do you dislike Demi? 😭

[@Charlotte-br1cs]

@@Konnordawg She's not a real person she's just a character and she's way to cocky and seems like she'll purposely start drama

[@fallon12]

She looks different for some reason. Maybe gained a few pounds but still attractive. She can hook up with Victoria - perfect match.

[@vanillaghetto]

@@Konnordawg Demi is very fake. And as someone else said, just putting on a character, and taking up too much space. Oh, and just plain annoying.

[@vanillaghetto]

@@fallon12 The one that looks *really* different is Champagne lady. Her face was very overworked on Bachelor, but now she's just straight up Michael Jackson. Her face joining her personality in the train wreck.

[@thatw3irdcatgirl]

karl's entrance gave me so much secondhand embarrassment like someone pls stop him

[@s.marshian8455]

Lol good stuff, it was tough to watch that doofus.

[@kiteride8674]

Reminds me of Cam from Hannah B’s season but more aggressive.

[@goosebump801]

@@kiteride8674 😳😱

[@Vulganot]

And then i didnt see him at all the rest of the episode

[@dyslexiahelpforallages4176]

Seeing how Joe is acting is...... relatable to me as a 35 year old. Mostly younger people, all flashy and excited and he's kind of showing up like, "I guess I'll do this again. But I'm not sure." And then he is reminded of his ex girlfriend at every step. Poor guy! I liked Serena P on Matt's season, but she does seem so so much younger than him. 🤷‍♀️. Wishing them all luck!

[@AspenCharmKitchen]

Im 35 and I felt the same way. I would think, "WTH am I doing here!!! I need to reevaluate my life choices". They seem to go far but Serena is toooo young for him but whatever! I wish them the best.

[@everlasting7thheaven]

@@AspenCharmKitchen I'm 31 and I feel ya still.

[@thehousespouse]

Plus you never want like 10 months of quarantine after a break up of a serious relationship. That’s rough

[@SinaSoh]

It doesn’t help that all of the guys are not from Beccas season (the season Joe was on). Kenny is 5 years older than Joe. Kenny is the only contestant older than me!!!

[@CakesnHays]

I heard he was very ‘blue lives matter’ which could be a problem with Serena p because she’s Canadian, pretty liberal & just happens to be biracial. But whatever.

[@andie-castillo]

their date was a lil awkward at first but I'm totally rooting for abigail & noah!!

[@mhauserman]

It was real, that’s what I liked about it. It was raw, honest and 100% real.

[@jimjamzgymnast18]

Tammy thinking David Spade was Dave Chapelle 💀

[@alaskanbltundra]

Here we go with the Demi Burnett ABC Multiverse and I'm already exhausted

[@spidavenom4]

Carl comes off so awkward and off and that’s the exact reason why they brought him back instead of Hunter

[@n4musica]

I LOVED that interaction between Tahzjuan and Karl and how she acknowledged he was rude with the name thing and was not having it. K: I just wanted to see how pissed you’d be when I finally told you. T: “I just wanted to see if you heard me….” 🙄 YES GIRL

[@lexilaughss1406]

Fantake! You didn't talk about Noah and Abigail's convo and how he wants go fast and she wants to go slow. I feel like its going to end up badddd

[@nataliasmirnova8298]

I honestly think at the end, Abigail is going to break Noah's heart, not other way around.

[@bt2598]

agreed

[@angelaraber]

He seems totally smitten 😍

[@ccrisc100]

Yep. I love Noah since I heard him with Nick Viall. They did him dirty on the edits for sure.

[@vanillaghetto]

Noah is my favorite. He would be my choice. I wasn't impressed at all with Abigail.

[@AmandaTitus85]

Yea she is definitely not into him and has already said multiple times she wants to keep her options open

[@AspenCharmKitchen]

The editing of your videos alone are worth the watch THEN the recap!!

[@parrisnia72]

I loved how everyone thought they were the first kiss of Paradise 😂😂😂

[@elzbthlncstr]

I am team: “slightly bothered by the monstrous age gaps this season, but not bothered enough to make a huge fuss about it”. 23-35 is a lot, but 25-40 is…a lot

[@iFruit96]

Yeah same I rly don’t like it

[@ellietee247]

Kinda makes you wonder a little about those guys TRUE natures. Both were like "I'm older and LOOKING to settle down, marriage, kids, all that... and I'm extremely attracted to this girl who is nowhere near my age." 🧐 Eta: not that Serena or the other girl are in any way immature or not ready for those things. But as someone who has been in very similar situations dating older men, I have my own biases.

[@lmmbchampion]

Me too. My dad and step mom have a 17 yr age gap and it’s never really been an issue except now my dad is 82, not in good health (needs her but she’s too young too retire) He’s alone all day watching TV. (I don’t live near them- it breaks my heart.

[@emiliefleur9180]

I didn't know Serena was 23 I thought she was a bit older

[@allisonscanlan4144]

Yeah it's weird as a 23 year old I can't imagine dating a 35 year old. It's also just a bit gross ngl

[@pigpjs]

Noah does a great job of speaking directly to Abigail. When someone is Deaf/hard of hearing it's best to look at and speak directly to the person. I also noticed their 1:1 date they were sitting directly across from each other when normally the couple is sat closer together. I wonder if that was done to make it easier for Abigail and Noah to communicate.

[@olivergarrick672]

I couldn't picture joe ,and serena together, but now I really like them together. Joe was awkward, and in his head ,and serena was just being brutally honest, and with the question, and snapped him out of it, Glad they had a good conversation before just making out. They are the couple iam most excited to watch, I can see them together for a while.

[@texasseastar]

Agree. And seeing his dad giving him grief at the top of the show explains why Joe was really drawn in by Serena giving him crap. She was very perceptive that he was in his head and totally called him out on it. That was the best thing that could have happened to him. I hope that the Kendall bit will be brief and she'll be back on her way.

[@tulip5210]

Yeah I am excited to see how they play out!

[@tulip5210]

@@texasseastar what about his dad? Where did you hear of this, and where can I find it?

[@texasseastar]

@@tulip5210 They showed Grocery Joe at home in Chicago with his parents before they started introducing the cast at the beach on night one. His dad was giving him a hard time and telling him to hurry up and find a wife because he wants grandkids before he's dead. It was pretty funny.

[@hellobecky84]

Umm, your channel is one of the most hilarious, most sharply edited on KZbin - and I've only just started watching the Bachelor for the first time with Matt James's season. I'm definitely going to resist getting pulled into "BIP" but your preview and recap are so fun, and I actually know some of these contestants :)

[@Konnordawg]

But BIP is worlds better than bachelor/bachelorette 😭 GET SUCKED IN

[@hellobecky84]

@@Konnordawg Haha, I limit myself to like 3 reality shows but just reading the comments on this recap, I think I *have* to watch Paradise

[@phoenixgirl70]

He’s a master and he keeps surprising me! I don’t know how many people saw the movie whiplash but omg I was laughing at the clips here!

[@hellobecky84]

@@phoenixgirl70 I totally saw Whiplash with Miles Teller, and could not believe he snuck in that reference lol! Such a master!

[@phoenixgirl70]

@@hellobecky84 His edits never get stale. It’s just the best recap show. I don’t even watch the shows just his recaps because they’re so great!

[@AnimaKinz]

Because I'm not picky about physical attributes, I often think I don't have "a type". Joe reminded me last night that I do, in fact, have a type. That type is a grade-A moper. This also seems to be my toxic quality. TWO BIRDS IN ONE STONE.

[@siwem.5277]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@tulip5210]

OMG lol

[@annaa9101]

The Veep clip after Joe's Toronto comment was *chefs kiss*

[@lailazayer1127]

Honestly this year’s paradise is gonna be great. The cast is perfectly balanced with great people like Abigail and Ivan and dramatic people like Victoria and Karl. We will have a awesome mixture of romance and drama.

[@thatw3irdcatgirl]

lol not queen victoria finding out she's not as amazing as she thinks she is-

[@pinkopat]

Victoria went from villain to comic relief, love that for us

[@memoir02]

I never imagined Abigail and Noah but they are SOOOO CUTE!!!!! Most pleasant surprise of last night for me

[@olivergarrick672]

I didn't really like kelsey when the champagne thing happen, but then over the season she won me over, and like her now.

[@Krisarooooo]

I cldnt stand Tahzjuan last time but I really like her now! This is going to be a great season!!!

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

If Serena don't want Joe SEND HIM MY WAY!

[@valentinareverte3226]

Brendan will be the hot commodity this summer. He is literally the hottest man on Paradise this season.

[@ellietee247]

Unpopular opinion: I'm getting a lot more f*boy vibes from Brendan in paradise than on Taysha's season. Hope I'm wrong. He's still hot tho.

[@Konnordawg]

I don’t particularly want to see them together, but Demi and Brendan would have the prettiest babies

[@sunflowerrose]

He is the hottest man period 🔥

[@a.sydney5036]

Kenny is hot too

[@graciousgrace7509]

I don't think he's that hot tbh

[@kaisak6657]

This editing with whiplash, the office and arrested development was so funny 😂

[@Sipu97]

As a non-American, I have no idea who the host was but he was great at it!

[@morganbishop7146]

im american and don’t know who he is 😭 but also i’m bad with celebrity names/faces lol

[@Sipu97]

@@morganbishop7146 :DD

[@lolamolina4307]

Look up grow ups he was in that movie amd a lot more

[@hannahs1119]

How old are you? I feel like he was in every comedy film I watched between ages 9-15 😆

[@beccag2758]

@@morganbishop7146 same!

[@valentinareverte3226]

After that sh**show Katie's season was (don't even get me started on Matt's season) we all deserve Paradise. Seeing Brendan, Joe, Abigail and Kelsey really warms my heart. I can't for everything that's about to happen.

[@morganbishop7146]

fr, before tayshia i don’t remember the last good bachelor/bachelorette season that i loved.. maybe hannah brown’s but that had too much drama

[@adam88099]

The bachelor format is just broken. BIP having loads of couplings and love triangles just works better for modern TV. The bachelor just seems strange and doesn't fit our culture anymore. It's legit just a few weeks of introducing us to new bachelor nation contestants.

[@a.sydney5036]

Looooooved Matt’s season

[@cgill914]

@@adam88099 I agree. The Bachelor model with a lead and 25-30 contestants is getting really dated. It’s also too much pressure on the lead to be perfect most of the time. Paradise has way more natural flow.

[@marymurdock4519]

Oh I agree. Let's hope Michelle season can restore my faith in Bachelor nation 🤞😉

[@kimmipuppie]

I love Wells!! So glad that he is part of the show!!

[@flakielof]

Why am I actually excited for the what seems like Thomas and Becca love story

[@Medicinelife348]

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! I COULDN’T wait to see your video today !! ☺️

[@olivergarrick672]

Shipping noah ,and Abigail together tbh they are so cute together 🥺❤.

[@blue-phoenix115]

The person doing the name captions needs a raise.

[@eliseeversole7558]

amen

[@elzbthlncstr]

I hate to admit how endearing I found Victoria on this first episode. She still seems like herself, but quieter and more normal.

[@Medicinelife348]

First day back at college sucked 😭😩 so much Homework ! BUT FIRST, bachelorFantake 💕☺️ 🏖 🍻

[@motlalepulamudau1743]

Season 7 is going to be AMAZING!

[@valeriag9443]

Was anyone else a little distracted when hearing David Spade? I just couldn’t stop thinking about Kuzco😂😂

[@Jobother]

"and then on this shot, the editors forgot to put the sensor bar over it" Bachelor Production, sick of Fantake's shit: HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH ITTTT"

[@misformagicc]

The references in this video are 11/10!! The report of the week!! Arrested Development! So good

[@cc-gx8hr]

Imagine knowing who John Paul Jones is and not Dave Chappell 😭😭😭

[@erikaqueenan5020]

LOL

[@rishikab.4396]

I'm so excited for this season

[@nataliasmirnova8298]

I hope they have more then one boom boom room this season. Looks like a busy season for that room.

[@eliseeversole7558]

frrrr

[@LynnsYouTube]

Abigail and Noah were so cute!

[@jasminerivas]

Why does Wells look like he’s wearing a State Farm shirt lol

[@thesnoopydance645]

Doesnt Abigail have the most beautiful laugh ? Love it so much. And my heart just breaks for Joe. Hope he finds love. 💛

[@deeniesmothers9310]

Her laugh reminds me of Chris Soules's laugh.

[@paulojrneto]

I can't with them faking out Kenny's nudity, when John Paul Jones was wearing as much/little last season. (Although there are some pictures of Kenny's actual nudity out there, that I may or may not have stumbled across.)

[@katy4523]

No wonder your avatar is a flame if you saw those pictures 😂😂😂

[@randomchickrobin]

HOW lmao

[@paulojrneto]

@@katy4523 :-)

[@Konnordawg]

“stumbled” ... 😭 just googling Kenny braasch nude brings up a lot lol

[@siwem.5277]

@@katy4523 🤣🤣💀

[@thatw3irdcatgirl]

marissa better not hurt connor :(. I love him so much and just want him to be happy

[@KC-ep6sg]

Didn't the ATFR for Katie's season film after paradise ended? I think if that's the case him and Marissa probably don't end up together, or else that whole kissing thing from ATFR would be a bad look

[@giannap545]

"Crabs are just spiders with good PR" 😂 I love him as a host

[@texasseastar]

I love Spade's commentaries as Goddess and Demi both started walking down the steps. He immediately knew both of them were trouble. I can't remember exactly what he said, I think it was something about CHAOS for Demi and DRAMA for Goddess. And Demi flirting with Spade was more than a little creepy. Unfortunately, it looks like she's going to be there for several weeks to break up whatever couples she can.

[@prometheus9443]

Of course he watched all the relevant seasons to prepare himself for this ... duh.

[@danyelliebelly6964]

I know I’ve said it before, but man. As a die hard office fan your edits are so on point, I often think of these quotes when I watch the show live 😂😂

[@chrisspiers6310]

I haven’t watched “The Bachelor in Paradise” yet. However, because of your Channel, I will definitely start watching it!

[@pbearfox]

I died at “ unless he has a dump truck clenching” hahahahaha

[@evat1870]

I LOVED David Spade as host.

[@annahayden]

Don’t you mean Dave Chappelle? (/s)

[@mitchellmartinsky2299]

he's still not chris harrison though

[@rachelm.3173]

His sense of humor is much appreciated on this show! Better late than never.

[@prometheus9443]

@@mitchellmartinsky2299 it's his break-in period. 🤣

[@katy4523]

I came to watch Messy Queen™ Aaron be messy AF. Stayed for Fantake sleuthing if someone is wearing clothes or not. 😂😂😂😂

[@karabog7460]

I cant wait for lil Jon to wash up on the beach 🔥🤣🤣

[@abab9622]

Love David Spade. All a hear is a llama 🦙💕He fits the vibe. They need to keep him for this.

[@valentinareverte3226]

Power couples this season: Serena and Joe, Abigail and Noah. Mari and Kenny are a pretty hot couple too.

[@thatw3irdcatgirl]

joe was so awkward in that conversation omg

[@chrisspiers6310]

Love your Channel!💕 The video clips are hilarious! 😂😂😂

[@adderlynrey]

I live for these recaps, wish roses and rose would come back tho 😢

[@randomchickrobin]

ITS TIME FOR ROSES AND ROSÉÉÉÉ~

[@ellietee247]

I miss Zima so much! Like I love this channel but Roses n Rosé was also gold.

[@phoenixgirl70]

I don’t understand how she just left her career over a man she’s not even married or engaged to. It wasn’t her fight. I hope it works out for them because ,ouch!

[@moonchildkath91]

not watching this season so excited to follow through your recaps !

[@nobody-vp7gm]

“Unless Kenny’s got a dump truck”🤣🤣

[@toriadams209]

This is my first time watching bachelor in paradise and it’s already so much better than the bachelorette/bachelor

[@thehousespouse]

Yes! Bachelor Fantake in Paradise is back!

[@sophie7780]

me being from toronto hearing grocery store joe call it ugly...like i know but you're not allowed to say that!!!

[@sophieamandaleitontoomey9343]

I mean of course you love this show. Abigail is here which is 100% fair.

[@MarcieJ2000]

Hilarious episode and hilarious recap. Looking to be a good season!

[@mrnoobie2541]

All these people came in already with one person in their mind, who they would want to date. They could of just hit each other up on IG before the show and date. But it's whatever 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@prometheus9443]

Then people like you and me wouldn't have anything to whine about and would kill themselves. Welcome to TV.

[@Rexmoona]

Carl knows Tahzjuan from last season seems like a bit of a super fan 😉

[@sonyamartin4071]

I’m going to say it. That report of the week clip was your best edit so far 👌😂

[@ashleycotterell5419]

Whenever I heard Victoria say the word "goddess", I immediately got 50 shades of grey cringe vibes

[@TheCarlinCoop]

Been waiting all day for you!!! 🌹

[@sheamoe7488]

“Unless Kenny has an absolute dump truck clenching that thing in place….”

[@jill5325]

I like every video anyway, but when you used the clip of the review bruh I SMASHED that like button immediately

[@brehannahhh4026]

Okay I’m so glad you brought this up about Kenny being naked! I was like no freaking way is he naked… I would honestly be so grossed out if he was. I figured he had something covering him up!

[@phoenixgirl70]

I thought the date cards were for fun excursions, not to sit in what looks like a studio, not eating food, and just having to make conversation out of nothing? I didn’t see the show, but that doesn’t seem like fun. Even if they do the same excursions every year because of location, still more fun for them and us to watch.

[@Vulganot]

I never watched any david spade movies growing up but he had me dying here

[@mundaneamazing]

Dave Chappelle 😆💀 Your edits: 👩‍🍳💋 I didn't plan on watching Paradise, but I'm excited for it. First episode was great.