I’m a Side Chick?!

[@hunter207]

"He knows how many siblings I have" "So does the government" That made me snort

[@julienolke]

heheh

[@josephmorelli5452]

@Jason Shoots you think the census is how the government knows your family structure?

[@thatHARVguy]

@Jason Shoots Don't wanna be the side citizen? Gotcha.

[@alsoknown9881]

@@julienolke glad I was able to translate this to English else I would have had no clue

[@Archangelatis]

@@julienolke I subscribed to your channel. Merry Christmas!

[@endanarchy]

Question: When is Mirror Julie EVER going to finish her beauty regimen? Like, she's been on that for years, now. What gala is she going to that requires SO much effort?

[@mprice6683]

Still faster than my wife.

[@endanarchy]

@@mprice6683 there is so much hurt in this response. I can't stop laughing. Marriage is so fun, isn't it?

[@julienolke]

bahahahahahaha

[@mprice6683]

@@endanarchy It was just a joke. I love my wife.

[@endanarchy]

@@mprice6683 I recognised the joke, bud. Classic 90's "Everybody Loves Raymond"/ "Home Improvement" humour. Oh wow. I just dated myself, there.

[@WilliamTheMovieFan]

Mirror Julie is the friend we all need.

[@ivyvandeshire]

Pro Tip: If you drink enough and say Mirror Julie three times, Mirror Julie will stumble into your reflection and slur out some advice!

[@yoblive]

Mirror Julie is the real MVP

[@toriless]

Yep, "hang up the phone"

[@vovin1976]

@@ivyvandeshire Somehow that didn't work out, maybe you have to speak it backwards? 🤔 The only thing I summoned up looked like my girlfriend and "it" was asking me furious... "Who the fu...k is Julie?" 😈 🤪☺️

[@1981bdt]

And Mirror Julie is the friend that needs an intervention.

[@corvusdove874]

J: "He has a girlfriend" MJ: "Ehh......" The only proper response to that phrase.

[@Wawagirl17]

For real. That initial sigh said it all.

[@censusgary]

“He has a girlfriend” really should be 5e end of the conversation, but very often, it isn’t.

[@Snagglepuss1952]

There is always “ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID” the answer to that is yes on soooo many levels.

[@whiterapperguy]

Unless they're all poly

[@WouldntULikeToKnow.]

@@whiterapperguy as long as everyone KNOWS they're in a poly relationship. That isn't always the case 😬

[@ReaperUnreal]

"I need a drink.... oh!" That just broke me, the icing on top, so good!

[@johnepperson8867]

LOL !!!! That was so funny !!!

[@degenererad]

Oscar worthy acting right there

[@AlexOfCR]

Yes I went to the comment section to write that and you beat me to the punch. Exquisit delivery!

[@daddyosink4413]

We have all done it though.... don't lie... happened to me the other night 🤣

[@keysersoze4658]

"Isn't it so fun to play make-believe." . . . PRICELESS!!! Up their with Sam Kinison's "emotional tampon."

[@WorldPeace21]

I cheered when Mirror Julie successfully stretched and reached the wine bottle because she knew it was going to be a long conversation.

[@robhendrikx2198]

Yeah, but the level of the wine keeps going up and down.

[@daverhoden445]

I thought she was just going to walk off and get it. This way was funnier.

[@anthonyortiz3142]

@@robhendrikx2198 It's magic wine. May your glass always be full.

[@tfofurn]

"Isn't it fun to play make-believe? It's my favorite game!" 😂

[@julienolke]

🥳

[@TheOneSoulMate_]

Agreed that was one of my favorites!

[@robertyang4365]

For being sober, she seems to make decisions like she’s drunker than the mirror version of herself 😂

[@plngym]

I think that’s the point

[@SettleNow]

En vino veritas?

[@lukematusicky6051]

Role reversal writers trope. Definitely a "chick channel". Her therapy coach encouraged her to write this. And quick tip ... ALL chicks are side chicks that go for the 1% Chads and Tyrones thinking they are going to lock them down.

[@sirkwr2919]

The intro made me think Julie was Santa’s side chick. Turns out, she’s not publicly

[@julienolke]

no comment

[@AyarARJ]

Ho Ho Ho....me too

[@FlatOnHisFace]

I thought Julie did a really good job of portraying Santa, even though she doesn't speak in that role.

[@trybeinggr8239]

I thought the same thing 🤣

[@zSpirall]

Lol.

[@jaberabedin5487]

I think everyone loves Mirror Julie coz she is so authentic, she doesn't give a fuck about what others think of her and she says *exactly* what's on her mind with no filters

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

I've been around people with no filter that I couldn't stand. I like Mirror Julie because, in addition to lacking a filter, she is smart and perceptive, and doesn't hold a ton of ridiculous paranoid ideas.

[@wenkeli1409]

@@TheReaverOfDarkness yeah, if someone isn't going to have any filter s, they better be really good. For the rest of us, a bit of self-doubt filter is probably the best option.

[@ShortHax]

Major hint that you’re a side chick: The guy never calls or texts you buy your name

[@julienolke]

I thought "Dominos Pizza" was a cute nickname he had for me...

[@woodpecker8116]

@@julienolke reading this I actually heard Shayne Topp in my head: "Hey Domino's, you're my favorite pizza place!"

[@PK-wd1wt]

@@julienolke because you deliver in 30 minutes or less? 🧐

[@HouseJawn]

@@PK-wd1wt gold 🥇 🤣

[@H..M..]

I have a friend who only dated girls named Lisa for about 2 years. It made it easier to manage 4 women at a time.

[@figthegiant9324]

“I need a drink… *looks down at drink in hand* Oh!” - Mirror Julie 2021

[@prideypoolcosplay4067]

"He's a gaslighter" is a bop and will live rent-free in my head, thank you.

[@nosferat-ew]

02:50 time stamp for the cultured among us 😇

[@andreaduarte2575]

@@nosferat-ew Omg!!! Someone tell me the name of the original song or I might go insane 😭

[@JadetheGoober]

@@nosferat-ew you the GOAT but please stop flickering my lights.

[@OskarTea]

Thanks, I couldn't work it out from the wine slur singing

[@flashboy3000]

2:00 anyone notice how much wine INSTANTLY disappears

[@shaduskoo]

A hard life lesson to learn. People will lead you on and keep you on the line because they are not thinking about your needs, just theirs. So remember to always top up first.

[@madisonrose1893]

i forgot to top up once and my number got terminated. this is serious, guys.

[@chriscroush]

Isn’t is a good idea to not perpetuate the issue? Maybe establish expectations from the beginning. Keeping your thoughts to yourself in order to maintain hope of an outcome that only exists in your head is gambling with your own emotions. What twisted game.

[@LucaAnamaria]

@@chriscroush As long as the person lies, it can happen to you even after establishing expectations, unfortunately.

[@O1OO1O1]

@@LucaAnamaria you can tell when someone is lying, though. Unless your model of reality is really narrow, then you're really limited and wading though the dark.

[@LucaAnamaria]

@@O1OO1O1 I couldn't. 🤷 I guess he was a good liar.

[@snackbarqueen]

I adore mirror Julie … “ ugh, I need a drink… oohh 🍷” 🥰🤣 she’s the bestie we all need ❤

[@katbland9149]

Mirror Julie is my favorite of all your skits. ❤ 🤣🤣

[@julienolke]

hehe thanks!

[@LordSteeleCastleClashPsteele68]

She honestly needs her own show no offense to julie

[@kosh9639]

It's Hilarious... xD

[@ramrod0209]

@@julienolke I may even like Mirror Julie a pinch more -- she's comfortable being vulnerable. ♡♡

[@FlatOnHisFace]

Mirror Julie should spin off and offer advice to other popular KZbinrs.

[@katiejean6493]

The best parts of this video...1. MJ's big sigh when Julie mentions the guy has a girlfriend and MJ looks at her empty wine glass clearly thinking "oh crap, this is going to take a bit!" 2. MJ stretching and balancing on one leg to get that wine bottle. 3. MJ's happy little "oh" of surprise when she realizes she does have a full glass after saying she needed a drink while listening to Julie talk to the guy on the phone.

[@maleineperle1770]

I feel so bad about this ending... I hope she sobered up and told the girlfriend "hey your dude is going around telling people he'll leave you just to have flings". Nobody should end up with that garbage. Add oil MJ, you can do it!!

[@dahleno2014]

Yeah, that is garbage, but so is sleeping with somebody who is in a relationship! (I know this is fictional, but that’s kinda immoral af)

[@maleineperle1770]

@@dahleno2014 it's too late for her to fix the past, but she can still warn the girlfriend for the next people

[@Dolmens_Art]

@@maleineperle1770 lol, she IS the next people. Julie playing the villain here alright, good sketch as always though!

[@mbryson2899]

@@dahleno2014 It's immoral when people can't make their partner happy.

[@VenuSalsa]

@@mbryson2899 The brains of the person need to be able to, to be happy. Not something someone you assigned to that can always help a person in.

[@Canonicallycreative]

Oh my god. This is so well done that when she almost gets it and then immediately starts calling him I actually had to stop myself from audibly shouting “Julie nooooo!!!” at the screen.

[@RhombonianKnight]

Mirror Julie is the realest. We all need a Mirror Julie in our lives.

[@AikiraBeats]

Yes we do

[@MattGoodreau]

This was gold! So many good one liners. "Take your ball and go home" got me though lmao! Good job, Julie! You deserve your nomination!

[@alexhigginbotham8635]

The playing different personalities is brilliant. This is so entertaining. Well done.

[@julienolke]

thank youuu!

[@elazarpimentel5340]

You stop that! Mirror Julie is as real to us as the air we breath!

[@DaveMiller2]

"I was about to get a top off" (Glass is empty). "So does the government" "I need a drink....Ohh" Comedy gold. But the look on mirror Julies face as she is trying to get her bottle while listening, and the leaning with the leg out to reach it. Love that. Well done. Physical comedy is hard to do. And we got mirror Julie twice in 2 days!

[@chappie22X]

Is anyone else obsessed with the wine glass alternating between 'super filled up' and 'filled up' or is that just me?

[@julienolke]

haha the little details 😝

[@blindleader42]

@@julienolke time to hire a script/continuity supervisor?🤪

[@tiemenvanderbijl785]

thats how quick mirror julie is in a slide of hand for a refill when the bottle is not out of reach

[@crazylocha2515]

@@blindleader42 nahhh, wine, especially Rose, belongs in a Mirror Julie Rose Mug, available in the.merch store btw, where the "coffee mug" sides are not visible. 😁

[@TimmyMoza]

Im more curious how many she went thru during the making of…. Lol

[@anikainthout479]

When Julie started dialling his number and called him, I was like: “no Julie don’t do it! Put the phone down! Put the phone down! Abort! Abort!” 😂😂

[@Windband1]

On a serious note, zero self love and codependency is a rough road to walk people.

[@Windband1]

@@topherthe11th23 That's a heart, and it stands for Love.

[@Windband1]

@@topherthe11th23 It's the only way to make a heart on a standard computer keyboard.

[@lbacker90]

I feel like you really do care about people. I realize you're speaking for your sponsor, but you're authentic. I like that. Thank you. Take good care.

[@adequatebus8280]

"I need a drink . . . Oh!" -Coffee all over the keyboard. And the drunken leaning against the picture inside the mirror-wall . . . brilliant. Thank you, for these wonderful pieces. -C

[@julienolke]

you're welcome! Thanks for watching

[@Pssst.ByTheWay]

Dont hurt yourself falling this hard. Seriously? you praised her leaning against a wall? 😒 tisk

[@msturi2002]

“Don’t want to play anymore.. Take your ball and go home !! EXCELLENT Advise !

[@rickynuckles5454]

Actually I subscribed because of your colab with Ryan George, I'm happy I did though cause you're funny. MORE RYAN GEORGE COLAB!!! You two play well off each other.

[@roothlus]

More Ryan George colabs would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@julienolke]

I want to!! Hopefully in the New Year

[@zachryder3150]

@@julienolke "Avengers Endgame is the biggest crossover ever" *MY ASS!*

[@Cognitive-Clips]

Wow wow wow wow wow.... wow

[@jelita_]

Agree. I also subscribed because of that. More collaboration is tight.

[@hamzaabbadi1965]

Being able to nail "drunk mirror on the wall" performance EVERY SINGLE TIME is a thing that makes me think that this woman should be in Hollywood

[@hcutter]

Wow! Mirror Julie got da moves! Can you record the "He's a Gaslighter" song? May be she can play it on Diane! 🎸 And yes Julie I so hope you get your million subscribers for Christmas. You've worked so hard to bring us joy and you deserve that joy in return. 😊

[@emseevaryyus6879]

"Take your ball an go home" 😅 Julie this line is it!! Well freaking done

[@feenix1033]

"Gaslighter, oh he's a gaslighter" I need to hear that whole song :p See you next week at a million!

[@grandrapids57]

"What are you wearing?" This is genius level character development- just those four words reveal pages of story progression.

[@sakaki_chrono]

I can't believe Julie is now seeking advice from her mirror self! What a development! Dissapointed Julie wasn't talking to Santa Julie though.

[@julienolke]

hahaha maybe a future video?

[@MrDoppelganger777]

"Isn't it so fun to play make believe?" Mirror Julie is the friend every woman needs.

[@osfbg9901]

“I need a drink......oh”. LOL. I’m in love with a mirror.

[@kirishmaheshwari286]

Let's get her to 1 Million before the year ends 🎉🎉

[@julienolke]

awe thanks!

[@aryaanbasu9636]

@@julienolke *Gasp*!!! She said aww?

[@asterix7842]

@@aryaanbasu9636 No, she said "awe". Completely different.

[@acalancast]

“Take your ball and go home” almost spit out my beer. Out of respect for mirror Julie I did not!!!

[@SoniasWay]

Santa should fulfill Julie’s wish cuz she deserves 1 million subs and millions more

[@julienolke]

AWE!! THANK YOUUU! I appreciate you

[@toriless]

I do NOT under stand the lack of gain when so close

[@thorsluter7835]

If I could subscribe again, I would...

[@joelellis7035]

Amazing how the functional drunk is the one who is most lucid about the situation.

[@chasbodaniels1744]

I imagined a studio audience cheering when MJ stumbles into the shot. (Well I did at least.)

[@julienolke]

Hahah I love that!

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am thinking about dropping out of school to focus on my career as a star on KZbin. I already make a lot of money on KZbin. School bores me so much. I need more opinions and since I don't have any friends, I gotta ask you, julie

[@leegilbert5804]

Oh, Mirror Julie. I was waiting for Michael Jordan. A little weird, but...

[@Travelwithchris]

🤣🤣🤣 same

[@chasbodaniels1744]

@Axxl Stay in school kid. Also don’t use drugs. Also, subscribe.

[@chachacha4896]

"I remembered all three." Please, that was adorable.

[@MrSlackPack]

Mirror Julie is the hero I didn't know I needed

[@DannyBPlays]

I love all of your videos but I feel like the push to 1M is a bit overdone. First off, subs don't matter, views matter. 2nd, it takes away from the videos and is gonna seem weird after you've hit the 1M mark for a bunch of videos to say "please sub so I can hit 1m!"

[@stoffls]

Haha, Julie is so naive, but glad she's got mirror Julie!

[@flamingsunshine]

Absolutely love Mirror Julie, she’s so awesome, we all need a mirror Julie in our lives🥰❤️

[@yabookprincess]

here goes Julie with another quality video! Also Julie I can't wait to see that 1M next to your channel name!!

[@julienolke]

🥳🥳🥳

[@teslaromans1023]

« I need a drink…oh » I’m wheezing

[@PaulGaither]

Me, who's already subscribed since last year: I can unsub and then resub... does that help? That probably doesn't help. Why would I think that would help? Okay, so...

[@julienolke]

love the enthusiasm

[@brianvansickle5196]

there is seemingly no end to your comedic brilliance...

[@LaineyBug2020]

It would be so fun and kind of meta if Julie was talking to Mirror for advice and Nancy pops into Mirror's room because she has to tinkle and they both give her advice.

[@julienolke]

hahahaa too many Julie's

[@LaineyBug2020]

@@julienolke no such thing, lol!

[@ShakeyBox]

Would the reflection of Nancy would be a fourth character, like Waluigi?

[@LaineyBug2020]

@@ShakeyBox no, lol, the joke would be Nancy is just on Mirror's side, so there's just 3 people.

[@DyvmSlorm]

So, my favorite part: "I need a drink" dramatic pause "oh!"

[@johnmarx3919]

Interesting how drunk Julie sobers up just enough to plug the product, lol!

[@Dangerella]

@Julie Nolke I liked the clever and original way you opened this episode for the subs. Drunk Julie is funny, fun and wise!

[@catstitchstudio]

Julie, I liked the skit, but your message for your mental health sponsor brought tears to my eyes. You are a wonderful actor. If I could subscribe again to help you reach a million, I would! But I subscribed a long time ago.

[@LS-sg8rb]

I really appreciate that too. You know that was a decision by Julie, to help her nearly-1-million subscribers get the help we all need these days.

[@archerpiperii2690]

"...now you're just fuckin' with me"

[@deniz547]

Omg I need a mirror personality ASAP 😂

[@julienolke]

😝

[@Kindri9]

@julienolke I truly enjoyed watching the wine level change in the glass every time we switched back to mirror Julie. That was cracking me up.

[@kyivstuff]

As a person who’s father had a mistress on the side and then married her after divorcing my mother: if you know that a person is in a monogamous relationship, no matter how miserable it is - it’s part of your moral responsibility too, when you decide to help them cheat. I have absolutely no pity for you.

[@rudyhenkel]

It is, for sure. But the lion's share of the blame lies on the person who actually made vows, and then broke them.

[@WouldntULikeToKnow.]

For real, if you know you're the "other" woman/man you're just as scummy.

[@velocitor3792]

"I love you" "Me too" Sounds like he love himself too.

[@SandyBlJ]

Excellent video, one of Julie's very best. It's really funny, very well acted (as always), with great attention to subtle nuances, and also, of high educational value (for all the young girls who may be in this kind of situation, of being taken for a ride by some trickster).

[@toofast0253]

Drunk Mirror Julie is back. Yes!! This is all I wanted for Christmas.

[@andrewjohnson6716]

I love how she hits every single BS thing that girls tell themselves. A lot of honesty in this script.

[@theoc511]

Yet they're still just as dumb as they were BEFORE getting the advice...they never apply it 🤣😂

[@RelicLost]

How are you not at 1 mil already? This channel is soooo awesome and funny.

[@sockerfri9301]

0:09 ~ How adorable the way Julie is glancing at us (not Santa)!❤

[@johnepperson8867]

That was cute !

[@Thatscrazyyourecrazy]

@2:51 “GASLIGHTEEEEER he’s a gaslighter 😂

[@dallaslogic]

When you get hyped about helping out by becoming part of the million subscriber army but realize you already subscribed a couple months ago so you were just part of the 900k...

[@julienolke]

haha I appreciate you!

[@bullzeyez3236]

0:55 Shoulda topped up, always top up when someone says" hey, got a minute?"

[@JAW-i5z]

This series is my favorite in Julie's sketches, and it's only getting better and better.

[@figthegiant4065]

“Im guessing he doesnt let you leave anything at his place” “No but I *did* sneak a bobby pin on his nightstand” “ _Attagirl-_ “ These two are fantastic together istg

[@ijsiris5475]

The ever changing volume of wine from one shot to the other of mirror Julie is quite the act!

[@dj-kq4fz]

I hope you gain all the success you desire, you deserve it, but you totally own these characters and I hope you never let them go.

[@stevenlebo6922]

I like how Julie looks over at us during her talk with Santa. I have two channels and both of them are already subscribed.

[@renatocorvaro6924]

Here from the future where you got over a million! Great job!

[@Gastel]

Watching the level of wine in Mirror Julie's glass is amazing. She drinks and refills super fast.

[@depalma13]

I've finally figured it out. Mirror Julie is actually the guy who loves her, but she put him in the friend zone. He will do anything to be with her, like listening to all of her boyfriend problems, offering advice. Hoping one day she will see the light. Unfortunately, the pain of the friend zone has turned him into a raging alcoholic.

[@j-manmarkus7591]

Hilarious that some women can be in serious denial enough to actually willingly become a side chick 😂😂😂😂

[@westleyanson]

Mirror Julie confirms my hypothesis that “We are our best therapists”, well, our Mirror Version is.

[@RS-pk4mp]

"I need a drink. Oh . . . " perfect timing. Mirror Julie is Great! And we know what she's wearing . . . Love it Julie.

[@midknightforever]

“Isn’t it so fun to play make believe “ 😂😂😂

[@BOBBYakaSHOOTER]

You are absolutely one of the most talented youtubers, hell, one of the most talented one woman shows I have ever seen. You have a rare gift, keep it up and please for the love of all things that are good never sell out.

[@ky4864]

Nobody has better chemistry than Julie Nolkie with Julie Nolkie

[@julienolke]

it's sad but it's true. :P

[@gregorydeckelman4262]

I'm so grateful for your channel. When I NEEEEDDD to laugh (and we all do) Julie comes thru every single time! It is hard to imagine life without this channel and the emotional laughter it brings. Julie, you are our own lil' "Better Help" for the laugh deprived of which I am the CEO. Sanity thru laughter is the essential bread of life of which you possess an abundance which you share with us. I am eternally grateful and look forward to many more moments of sheer delight and laughter, along you reaching 1 milly in subs! Signed, a humble and sincere thanks from one artist to another.

[@thokozaniskosana6391]

Merry Christmas Julie❤💎🙏 I'm on board For 1Mill... Enjoy the rest of 2021, before 2022 Julie comes to tell you why you wanna stay in this year😊

[@wineberryred]

Best part was mirror girl knocking wall picture off while Julie's picture didn't move.

[@FerrariKing]

That beginning part was pure genius and it just got better from there.

[@oldmanpence4803]

So glad you popped up in my feed early in coronavirus-dark-times. Thank you for making me laugh on a regular basis. Cheers. Ted

[@titan9663]

"Therapy is like a good pair of spanks, everybody needs one." Yes yes, exactly - me a straight man

[@loki2655]

"He knows how many siblings I have" "So does the government"

[@bluevalor491]

WAIT YOU’RE NOT AT A MILLION YET?????? This is a crime to the universe and I am prepared to sue 😤😤 Your videos are WAY too good for you not to be at at least 2 mil yet 😭😭

[@averylazytechpriest2346]

I had this conversation with a friend. Never seen the stages of grief get run through so fast.

[@Concord003]

This is the best, funniest, most touching, and most educational video on this channel! (I dare suggest it even outshines than Explaining the Pandemic to my Past Self)

[@Luggi83]

0:47 That pose is so spot on :-D also I don't think Mirror-Julie was ever this wasted :-D

[@Fab_Rain]

We haven't seen the mirror in quiet the while. It's nice to know she is faring well.

[@FuzzyStripetail]

Mirror Julie kissing that painting is by far the much more concerning relationship here since she doesn't seem to see the bigger picture that a painting, although beautiful, is not capable of loving her back.

[@WouldntULikeToKnow.]

At least it can never leave on its own lol

[@Narrative_Protocol]

I love how Mirror Julie is wearing her robe with jeans, like the classy lady she is.

[@MrMLK]

The mirror Julie videos are the best. I watch them over and over