Why doesn't he want me?

[@julienolke]

If you enjoyed this sketch, please Like and Subscribe! 🥓🤠🤸‍♀️🏆🙆‍♀️

[@ytdave354]

You got an only fans yet?

[@me.lms1126]

Just saying it for the sake of saying it, but when you did the sponsor, I REAAALLY hoped it would be some kind of "Chicken Wings" related sponsor. That would have been epic

[@WhatsTubeChannel]

Didnt BetterHelp have a huge scandal a few years back?

[@CatWithBagOnHead]

Drunk you has it nailed

[@wallyw3409]

Come down to kingston i could fuck up a plate of teka. Hahaha love the channel get to see canadian doing great.

[@rphuntarchive1]

There's Black Mirror, which is brutal, but then there's Drunk Mirror, which is beyond brutal. This is really well written.

[@jameswhite3043]

Yes!

[@abramrexjoaquin7513]

@@MP-ut6eb i am teryaki BEACHES!

[@theresamilia]

😂😂😂

[@yosevengezzahamgezzaham4627]

😂😂😃

[@KingMikey17]

So am I BBQ or lemon pepper?? Lol

[@sourandsweet7694]

"You're not his favourite flavour" "But you're somebody's favourite flavour" Mirror Julie be spitting some facts here...

[@rnbrockstar6591]

I feel like i just witnessed someones mirror break up with them

[@alecrichards8574]

Mirror Julie always be spittin' truth. You just gotta be able to decipher through the wine she be sippin'.

[@sakshibhattacharya3087]

Words of wisdom

[@KravMagoo]

@@sakshibhattacharya3087 Not that wise...she forgot to mention that the guy who loves teriyaki is a flavor she can't stand.

[@MattRosvideos]

Someone with that much red wine is always trustworthy!

[@julienolke]

agreed!!

[@elmoblatch9787]

in vino veritas...

[@mprice6683]

@@julienolke Not from the carpet's perspective.

[@MrCasparcash]

Glas half full or empty is out of the question in this case. Very positiv.

[@MattRosvideos]

@@MrCasparcash ‘if their glass isn’t overflowing, they’re not worth knowing’

[@brucetucker4847]

Does mirror Julie have a boyfriend? Asking for a reflection.

[@Timeliner01]

VERY UNDERRATED COMMENT.

[@anshumanagrawal346]

😆

[@benedyctechessex2662]

Yeah... I think I see what you did right there. Yes, I do think that I can see it, that I do see it quite well...

[@mfar7400]

Lol 😂 nice pun

[@levigriffin5553]

"Fiercely comfortable" comes to mind

[@mariamueller1946]

“You can’t change what you are as much as I can’t change what I like” real serious truth dropped in the middle of slurred Buffalo wings description. I love it ❤️

[@DaDunge]

I mean to some extent we can. We can all improve. But that's more like being better Teriyaki.

[@toriless]

@@DaDunge eh, soy often has too much salt.

[@DaDunge]

@@toriless ... are you using Chinese mushroom soy in your teriyaki? Because its supposed to be Japanese soy bean soy in it. And that doesn't taste very salty at all.

[@Guztav1337]

You can change with cosmetic surgery though. _Sponsored by FeelBadSoWeCanEarnMoney™_

[@Noname-613]

@@DaDunge there is a crystal clear difference between being who you truly are and being who you are supposed to be. Suppose: assume that something is the case on the basis of evidence or probability but without proof or certain knowledge. So yes you can improve yourself because you in a quest to find that certain knowledge that makes you, an individual, that specific human being with different traits, skills, knowledge, rationality, sexuality, spirituality, morality, etc, etc.

[@thegoosegod]

This is actually genius- he doesn't have any reason he doesn't wanna be with her, he just doesn't, like people don't like certain flavours of things for a certain reason, they just don't.

[@alwaysforanimals]

Seriously! Helping all of us out here who can't stop thinking about the guy who said no to us.

[@thegoosegod]

@@alwaysforanimals or the girl in my case

[@alwaysforanimals]

@@thegoosegod That too!

[@frankmartin2503]

Wasn’t this a book and a movie?

[@thegoosegod]

@@frankmartin2503 what are you talking about its just a youtube video

[@robertyang4365]

“I bet there are tons of people whose favorite flavor is teriyaki” _”Weh- dah- it’s less popular for sure”_

[@Solkard]

Well then those people run into the issue that they’re not Teriyaki’s favorite flavor either.

[@melaniem3265]

I'd take teriyaki then moonshine wing over buffalo any day of the week, yum.

[@FlameWing-fi1tx]

I like teriyaki, teriyaki's my favoutire. Idk where this is going, it's just kind here now.

[@danieldominguez8135]

That part really crack my up😄😂😂

[@Lostmymind1]

@@melaniem3265 I'm unclear on what moonshine wings are, but I assume they get you drunk, in which case I'd like to order 40.........yes, I have weight issues, and maybe a bit of an alcoholic. But I am going to watch some football with these!

[@jonbaker476]

Her whole "ordering Buffalo Wings and getting Teriyaki" thing is literally the best way anyone could possibly explain my dating experience. It's very true

[@NoBSMusicReviews]

Mine too - except that my experience with women is that, whatever flavor they like, they will INVARIABLY want to change the flavor later on...

[@udirt]

It is rather helpful

[@dudefood825]

Why is the wing analogy the most accurate thing I've ever heard? Anyone else hungry?

[@Ayeshteni]

That's me, mainly bones, very little meat and in a small package. I'm Teri-Effing-Yaki!

[@truthbaxter9689]

@@Ayeshteni lol.

[@mazeknox]

As an INFJ, I'm now obsessed with finding out what kind of chicken wings flavour I am..MIND BLOWN!

[@joevenuti1201]

Hot Buffalo is my favorite too. I only wanted a fling with Teriyaki.... but maybe I should marry the garlic parmesan??

[@36moshpit7]

This literally happened to me yesterday. On my way back from work, I took a detour to 7-11 to get some pizza. Ended up turning down these superlative orange chicken tenders for the pizza. Missed my bus by 2 seconds to hook up with this pizza. So I start my hour walk home in the middle of a blizzard, hating life a little, but I'm chilling with cheesy slices, so I'm all right. Then I put the box under my arm, and the pizza presses the eject button on our entire relationship, drops out of the box without me noticing, icing me out worse than the blizzard. For hours after, all I could think was I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THAT CHICKEN OUT AND SMASHED. Almost hit up my Skittles side-chick when I got back home, didn't even want to bake a Skittles cake like I planned, just dirty-smash the whole bag right there on the kitchen counter. Relationships, bro.

[@kainatahmed4451]

I love how mirror Julie is always doing some sort of skincare

[@Walls2008]

It's always Saturday-night-facemask-on-nearly-finished-the-wine time in Mirror Julie's world...

[@SatumainenOlento]

@@Walls2008 Yes! THIS! So true!!!

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

I've seen you more this past year than my family

[@tomhappening]

same lol

[@epicstuff7522]

xd

[@mprice6683]

I wish I could say that.

[@LoremIpsum1970]

Well the say you can't pick your family...I've ditched mine for this channel, less trauma for one thing.

[@brirzet]

"You can't change who you are as much as I can't change what I like."-mirror Julie being the queen that she is

[@MADZOUA]

Yasssss

[@mooncaketin]

"I did Full Brando, I blacked out." 😂

[@julienolke]

i did!

[@mylesperry7880]

That line was gold

[@jameswhite3043]

Love it!

[@justaperson9914]

14 hours ago??

[@mooncaketin]

@@justaperson9914 Patreon early access

[@TheWildmanden]

“You’re somebodies favourite flavor” is a very wholesome quote

[@jquick85]

“Then you’re an idiot but not nooow.” That one got me. Not even sure why, but it got me!

[@christopherpabsst7260]

I think that your videos are insightful and brilliant. I’m a psych RN in a NYC psychiatric emergency room and your ability to cut to the heart of difficult problems in relationships is both highly amusing and poignantly on target...in ways which very few people in this field could ever come close to matching. Thank you for bringing enlightenment into my own relationship history while busting a gut laughing.

[@markjoseph2801]

Aint that the truth Christopher? Some tough love with a usable, easy metaphor changes lives. Thanks for your work too on the front lines!

[@bipedalbob]

Julie is brilliant, but to think that the people that go to school and are trained for it aren't neatly as good is both sad and a reality, I'm sure some are, but really most aren't.

[@jaybrucker1234]

This is fkn great

[@barrettdecutler8979]

Comedians are just truth-tellers in disguise.

[@sunchaser9726]

@@markjoseph2801 love your work Mark ,it's people like you who point us in the right direction whithout anyone getting left behind. Julie is such a great actor she can make any script about nothing look interesting, funny and insightfully inspiring .

[@a.a.h.s.2345]

Still doing Mirror Julie dirty by not crediting her 💔

[@julienolke]

lol whoopsies

[@mprice6683]

Julie pays her by the hour so what is the problem? The only problem is that the money is printed backwards in mirror world so she can't use it.

[@LoremIpsum1970]

Quite liking Mirror Julie...can she have her own channel? That or have you got her number? ❤

[@Walls2008]

@Christopher Tysen Henriksen Now I'm picturing a union of drunk bathrobe-clad alter egos... and it is scary!

[@alphaprimus7794]

Yeah Mirror Julie is going to have something to say about that.

[@CrimsonTemplar2]

“You’re tellin me, I went full Brando - I blacked out”. Mirror Julie was in rare form. Kudos.

[@mobaby1979]

The carrot bag joke. God I love this woman.

[@jameshartmann5258]

Been there. Seen it. Just like Farmers Insurance.

[@jelita_]

Yes :)

[@ladysilvara]

I’ve become convinced that what we all need is a drunk mirror Julie.

[@MB-xe8bb]

Would be a competitor to Better Help though.

[@syntaxusdogmata3333]

We've seen Julie act drunk so many times, I'm kinda curious to see when she's actually drunk...

[@mprice6683]

She has done high Julie videos so there is that.

[@MrCasparcash]

What makes you think that she is acting?

[@shannendawes8725]

@@MrCasparcash Ever try to act when you're that drunk?

[@tejae504]

Everyone that watches this channel would love to have a drink with Julie *salute* 🍷

[@eileensnow6153]

I’ve always been told that I sound more drunk when I’m sober and pretending to be drunk than when I’m actually drunk 🙈

[@katieflaggirl8518]

“You can’t change who you are as much as I can’t change what I like” Holy sh*t that’s like a slap across the face of hard truth

[@Foyman42]

Literally woke up this morning to a "I think we should stop talking" text, so I had a pretty rough start to my day. This video definitely helped. I AM TERIYAKI!!

[@LBrobie]

aww, hang in there. you're somebody's favorite flavor!! good luck!

[@trybeinggr8239]

Ugh. Sorry that really sucks. 😞

[@gemmaridd8940]

Same here

[@alexisdumas84]

It's funny that I'm finding this video after realizing this myself recently. I spent the last couple years convinced that I would probably die alone because I've been rejected in every attempt I made and hadn't had any luck on dating apps and just thought that My personality and appearance wasn't right for people to fall in love with me. Then someone did fall in love with every part of me wholeheartedly. And I realized that I expected to have to change myself drastically in order to get someone to love me, but I didn't have to do that, and then retrospect if I had tried to do that that would have been bad.

[@holocene2164]

Good for you!

[@itszackempire]

Real talk: we should pick a day where everyone dresses up like Mirror Julie and posts pics to their social media.

[@josemv25]

Real talk: nobody should want to do that

[@koalamullet]

Fact: we're still in lockdown in the UK. I'm dressing as mirror Julie every day, the male version. Standard affair.

[@gnu740]

Real talk: Mirror Julie dresses better than I do most days.

[@Peacefrogg]

gnu740 my washing machine loves the no-pants allowed rule. She feels like she finally gets her well-earned vacation. Just rinsing with margerita’s and the occasional delicates. Sweatpants are almost starting to feel like work for her... I think i am spoiling my washing machine these days. And i think my iron is already retired...

[@toriless]

@@Peacefrogg Eh, I switch to short a long time ago. It is a lot less work but you can still walk outside or go to the store.

[@NaLikesDogs]

The question is not: ‘Why doesn’t he want me?’, but much rather: ‘Why do I want to be with someone who doesn’t want me?’

[@kiram.3619]

Yes!

[@mrsc4760]

Deep

[@zhenyakc3586]

Because some people tend to want things they can never have.

[@MR-nl8xr]

To be fair, it sounds like they had a lot in common. But you right señor.

[@ApartmentKing66]

Right on! The Marvelettes summed it up beautifully in their song "Too Many Fish in the Sea." They sang, "I don't want/need someone who don't want/need me." Life's too short to pine for someone who couldn't care less if you were alive or dead. I've lived by that for 30 years.

[@Zenitram9000]

When you realize your not the buffalo you wanted to be, then at some point you must accept the teriyaki within

[@doublelightangel]

That's very Zen...

[@nenamichelle]

I’d rather be the teriyaki. Buffalo seems like a lot of work.

[@j-manmarkus7591]

Buffalo burns and can give the runs. I'd rather be teriyaki.

[@LopeForestLope]

The first time I watched this, I was in what I thought was an amazing relationship, and I thought the video was hilarious. Watching this now, it's still hilarious, but also incredibly therapeutic. He liked buffalo. I'm teriyaki. Thanks Julie.

[@zettkusanagi6322]

same here. watching this some couple of months after breakup. Still trying to make sense of.. why? is it me? what did i...? what couldve i....? I had forgotten about this video, and its soooooo healing. OMG. Hurts like hell, but I get it. F@#% bufallo.

[@yodad4776]

He probably prefered a guy named Terri and thought U were barfalow

[@hiltonian_1260]

You can be the sweetest peach on the tree, but some people just don’t like peaches. Mirror Julie is the friend we all need.

[@AnnaAkana]

but julie i don't want to be teriyaki

[@julienolke]

Psssh if anything you’re smoky chipotle

[@winstonchen1409]

@@julienolke HAHAH love this video Julie!

[@cholulahotsauce6166]

Oh my 😳

[@howardcohen6817]

Then there's no helping you. It's teri-f...-yaki or nothing! And that goes double for me.

[@bmaryott]

But some of us love teriyaki!

[@turbofan67]

Psychologists are now redundant - Everyone just needs their own drunk mirror self.

[@hubertmccuvie]

True 👍

[@johnmcclure2912]

Have to give cred. She does a great act drunk. To do well is really hard.

[@paulus5877]

My Psychologist is actually as much of Patient as i am his! :D

[@Lehiblack]

She really is a comedic genius and master editer cinematographer etc She needs to be picked up by a major network soon

[@jacobwilliams5271]

I wouldn't say comedic genius, but she is actually funny. I can count on one hand the number of female comedians I find actually funny.

[@brittanydawson3901]

Safe yup

[@brittanydawson3901]

@@jacobwilliams5271 oh

[@marcondespaulo]

And network will sterilize it, commoditize it until nobody wants to watch it.

[@1911Zoey]

Oh fck no. If she gets picked up she wont have the creative freedom to do her own stuff anymore.

[@frogsandalwood154]

“I don’t know what I want,” is the same thing as “I don’t want you, but I will take whatever you’re willing to give me while giving as little as possible back.” 🙏 Set those boundaries, y’all!!

[@taylorjade6918]

Okay, now that one hurt.

[@arcadianmorning]

Ouch! Rings true.

[@rowenahaps8514]

👏

[@mauryhatcher]

It's like that RomCom, "She's Out of My League": everyone is a 10 to _someone_ out there. The real trick is finding _your_ 10 who thinks you're _their_ 10. Fuck is that hard.

[@DaDunge]

Well yes but some of us likes Unicorns, that is we're interested in the kind of people who are so rare and exceptional it takes forever to find another one.

[@DanKaschel]

I'm not really on board with this. Looking for love isn't about being a key looking for a lock. It's about finding someone with common goals and is willing to throw in their lot with yours. What I mostly object to is any suggestion that "real love" is easy or will feel natural. It isn't, and it might not. Like all worthwhile endeavors, it is horribly difficult and requires enormous and ongoing commitment.

[@monikamathe8340]

For me it's like He's Just Not That Into You - it's like a credo for the times you can't see out from a crush-maze :)

[@DramaQueenMalena]

And then you find him/her and 5 years later you have both changed. The concept of monogamy has failed for centuries but we still believe in it. It prevents us from being happy.

[@s.t.5993]

Compromise is a key word here. You always think you will find something better which is not true. You find someone with more qualities than garbage and try to make it work.

[@shadowbat11]

Literally opened carrots wrong yesterday. This video cuts deep

[@lechnebjokeur5755]

You are not stupid juste little tired Just take a nap and everything will be ok

[@idilzengin1723]

Everyone opens it this way soo np

[@maggpiprime954]

Those zip locks don't work anyway, you end up tearing the bag trying to separate those stupid little plastic grooves. Total marketing lie.

[@garyneville1141]

I love mirror Julie to bits!! She is brutal and just a hilarious character. Congrats Julie, wishing you much success x

[@OkamiiRamii]

"Maybe let's talk about teriyaki with less disdain ...for the analogy" 😄

[@StephBer1]

My husband and I on first date: Husband: I hate mango. I had too much as a kid and hate it now Me after seeing this: Julie needs to find someone who's had too much buffalo.

[@thebibibliophilicloner5478]

I love this so friggin much😁

[@anshevel]

I love how mirror-Julie actually knows the nature of each Julie's relationship with any guy far earlier than Julie starts to realise it 😂 I really wish to see more stories about these two 😍

[@WarriorsSon]

Drunk Mirror Julie gets really philosophical. Over 30's parties intense solving the worlds problems vibe.

[@MichaelBuilds]

You even made me laugh in the last second of video LOL 😂. You’re Efing brilliant Julie! ☺️

[@Nadine.Brandl]

I‘m glad I read that comment and waited 😅

[@MichaelBuilds]

@@Nadine.Brandl LOL 😆 I’m so glad you didn’t miss it because it’s almost the best part hahaha 🤣

[@Bandy64]

Julie is “Chernobyl” chicken flavour. Few brave souls can live through that. 🤨

[@pkellytube]

Mirror Julie takes the picture off the wall. Hilarious details!

[@WongTonNoodle]

"why do you wanna change for a guy anyways? That's teriyucky" ok ill see myself out

[@fox1actual]

Bruh. 😀

[@snehapradhan5591]

Why? This is my favourite comment!

[@demllmunizllerenas1254]

😂

[@joelevans6387]

@@snehapradhan5591 quite a few us seem to agree. It would seem the irony was not lost on any of us.

[@snehapradhan5591]

@@joelevans6387 indeed

[@toffotin]

Acting drunk is really tough. You see tons of very experienced actors struggle with it all the time. And Julie is just nailing it!

[@bobcobb3654]

Nicolas Cage method. Before shooting started on Leaving Las Vegas, he went on a weekend bender with a friend who videotaped him as he got drunker and drunker. He watched the tapes a couple of times and suddenly, he had the character’s speech and mannerisms down.

[@jazzrat2000]

Yes they need To leave it to the real professionals. like me

[@bullzeyez3236]

The video ended,I sat for a minute before standing and yelling at the sky " WHAT FLAVOR AM I ? " 💛 Julie 💛

[@IzHarris]

oh my god the number of times i have wanted to be buffalo

[@gakirat]

is still probably less than the number of times that i've opened a bag of baby carrots by ripping open the bottom instead of using the resealable zip lock at the top that's made specifically for opening... because i'm an idiot.

[@jimbo4079]

TERIYAKI!!!! 💪🏻

[@outdoorsofeden]

Bills all the way

[@jstraight1667]

I am buffalo. But she tried teriyaki at a wing bar behind my back and got pregnant... I guess that last part didn’t work with the metaphor.

[@NermalDiva]

Same girl, same.

[@Theo1505]

I love teriyaki wings. That last line broke my heart.

[@carola-lifeinparis]

You can be the best person for Teriyaki then :)

[@jacobwilliams5271]

Everybody has had this conversation with themselves at one point or another, she even asked all the right questions "You saying people can't change?" The amount of times I've tried to change for a girl, it never works.

[@Gk2003m]

People CAN change… but it’s always gotta be for themselves. That’s doable. Changing “for someone else”?? Sucks, and does not work in the long term

[@dmitripogosian5084]

You do not need to try, she will change you

[@chrisgodwin2328]

"I did a full Brando, I blacked out." Best line ever.

[@Jasonastrain69]

Words of wisdom from Mirror Julie , yet she's still not credited.

[@WukongTheMonkeyKing]

"I'm a perfectly good carrot that everyone is trying to turn into a rose. As a carrot, I have good color and a nice leafy top. When I'm carved into a rose, I turn brown and wither." -Mary Pipher

[@jaschabull2365]

So Mary had better hope she's fine with getting love from the rabbits and donkeys of the world.

[@WukongTheMonkeyKing]

@@jaschabull2365 Better loving from a donkey than a jackass.

[@jaschabull2365]

@@WukongTheMonkeyKing But... those two are the same thing...

[@WukongTheMonkeyKing]

@@jaschabull2365 one is what I see in a field, the other is what I see in a mirror. ;)

[@ww-pw6di]

If you're a shit person, you're not going to become less shit by finding a partner who just takes the abuse or is even more abusive than you are. Plenty of times changing, even if it's at behest of others, can be for the better.

[@NEBUERMIL]

i KNOW you had to have your fair share of relational trauma/breakups to be able to write, act, and edit THIS good. HILARIOUS sketch. THANK YOU.

[@jaschabull2365]

"You could be the ripest, juiciest peach and someone out there might just not like peaches." *sobs in spinach* *bawls in broccoli* *kries in karela*

[@Guztav1337]

Underrated

[@LeafLike]

Damn this is good!!!

[@MissKittenKaboom53]

Sometimes the juice is not worth the squeeze

[@MissKittenKaboom53]

Terri Yucky

[@wesleypalmer4494]

😂😂😂

[@bink6778]

Mirror Julie gradually snuffed out all of her simmering rage with a steady dose of quarantine wine 🍷

[@Satellitegirl41]

When I get rejected I am now just going to shout "TERIYAKI!" lol

[@jelita_]

LOL, exactly.

[@trybeinggr8239]

Lol 😂 She should have merchandise that has Teriyaki and Barbecue on them.

[@pHD77]

Teriyaki places are now calling Julie Nolke to thank her for helping them boost their business 😂 Take-away increase: 85 percent

[@bobballard387]

That life mam we all get rejected man and women just move and you find one that love you one day

[@PaulHawkins]

I used to think Rejection was a Terrible thing. Then I started doing the math. If I Didn't get Rejected I would... 1. Not get to keep my friends (if I had any) 2. Not get to buy whatever I wanted without a Huge Fight 3. Not get to go anywhere and do anything Whenever I wanted to ...and have to wait on her so we can be fashionably late 4. Have a Lot Honey-Dos, almost all that would Have to be done right now ! Is that Really selfish ? I don't have to find out ! I always get Rejected. It's the new cop-out, "I have a boyfriend". I miss the Grade School daze when girls had No filter and it was, "Eww, No ! Get away from me, creep !" At least I Knew where I stood. Not next to Her !

[@nschultz417]

I've been watching the first 90 seconds of this on repeat for the past month. Thank you.

[@Bhavesht1]

Mirror Julie is kind of therapist we all need in our life. Raw and spitting straight facts!! 😄

[@pHD77]

You want the truth? Talk to a drunk or a kid. They'll both serve their opinions unfiltered (even if it gets them in trouble shortly afterwards).

[@whatamidoing5656]

i read that as rapist

[@whatisahandle221]

"You wouldn't want to change for a man anyway!" Two people can both be good, but not a good fit.

[@InnerCoreAri]

These skits literally make my day lol, I can't be the only one...

[@Hydr0genCz]

Wow, the acting, editing and writing (I mean, THE WRITING!) is PHENOMENAL! This cut deep. It was deeper than it was funny...but it was still really funny, more in a bittersweet way. Well done!

[@Shukri-The-Great]

Everyone needs mirror Julie, Save everyone from making embarrassing choices!

[@roberthunt1540]

"You're somebody's favorite flavor." Go ahead. Pay your therapist $100 an hour. I get this shit free from mirror Julie.

[@sebastiansatorius3242]

Actually some solid advice :-)

[@ApartmentKing66]

Thanks for not calling yourself "Mike."

[@tavi_chocochip]

"...and I bet there's TONS OF PEOPLE whose favorite flavor is teriyaki!!!" "Well, n... it's less popular, for sure..." :D

[@lidge1994]

"TERIYAKI!!" Is the best quote nobody will ever understand :D

[@theodorepoulin3892]

Imagine watching the first part of this without having watched any of her other videos

[@Jen-gi1fk]

I did and still fucking loved it. Not one bit confused. What does that say about me lmao

[@DriedPersimmon-pys]

“I wanna be buffalo.” Never thought that someday I’ll hear someone say that.

[@ryanweible9090]

particularly not in the nfl.

[@phenel]

I felt this one. Something I've said for years to people caught in friendzones. "It's not pumpkin's fault that you don't like pumpkin."

[@Hot4Darmat1]

Excellent dose of solid therapeutic messaging, wonderful comedic delivery and top-notch quality video. Well done you! (From a real clinical psychologist in Canada)

[@jackjones298]

0:45 After the limbering up and all, that wide eyed stare is just, "remember, you wanted this."

[@zero66616]

I like your channel so much I actually let the ads play so you can get paid. I feel like that’s the highest compliment I can give. Lmao

[@osmia]

Me 2

[@TheLarainsd]

I hadn't realized that I HAVE TO LET the Ad PLAY ALL the WAY THROUGH in order for Julie to get PAID for it ‼️😲😲😲😲 Are You SURE that's CORRECT ❓🤔

[@Anto-rw3uu]

No, it's not correct. Julie gets paid regardless, but if you watch an add more than for 30 sec the advertiser gets charged.

[@amandaswigert5998]

Do you just wake up knowing what wisdom the world needs to hear this week?

[@bymandyhuy]

Just what I needed to hear! Script suggestion: Instead of using "but," use the glorious "and." For example, "He finds you attractive and he laughs at your jokes AND he doesn't want to be with you." Doesn't negate your amazing self. Got the idea from Cinema Therapy (another spectacular YT channel).

[@nilayparikh9284]

'May be in their behaviour and habits but not in the essence of who they are' Damn The drunk girl be spilling beans

[@aBerlin1945]

Obviously the answer is to cover yourself in his favorite sauces and toppings. Always works for me.

[@maggpiprime954]

Uhhhhh... watch out for habañero and ghost pepper-type sauces. Those will fuck you up in spots you didn't know were delicate, and then spread to the ones you avoided as you thrash in panic. -10/10, would not recommend!

[@shoujahatsumetsu]

@@maggpiprime954 Sounds a bit like this girl is on fire

[@hellboy19991]

@@maggpiprime954 I don't know where you have that knowledge from but I am also too afraid to ask...

[@broken_rebirth]

@@maggpiprime954 I feel you. One time I didn't wash my hands well enough.............after washing them literally 10+ times as a precaution.........might as well have lite myself on fire. XD

[@PAJA63]

Well, as long as _you_ like his flavour. Otherwise it's really yucky…

[@grayfox1748]

"You can't change what you are as much as I can't change what I like" damn that's some drunk wisdom

[@DaveMiller2]

This girl is sooooo talented. Her comedic timing is perfect. Her delivery is perfect. Thank you KZbin for randomly bringing this channel to my attention. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. (I like teriyaki).

[@blafoon93]

I wonder if Julie is claiming tax refunds for all the wine she consumes. Technically the wine is a prop and therefore essential to her work.

[@notthatyouasked6656]

"Before you embarrass yourself further", says the drunk girl in the mirror who's wearing a bathrobe, headband and puffy eye treatments.

[@TerraOmnia]

Thanks to Julie, I no longer feel weird regularly discussing topics with myself in the mirror

[@molybdaen11]

You are the only one who tells you the truth.

[@easyenetwork2023]

So long as you don’t talk with yourself inside your head.

[@nenamichelle]

Subconsciously, this video actually changed my life. Ngl I used to be so upset when it didn’t work out. Three months ago, for first time without hesitation, I ended something with someone because we clearly weren’t right for each other. Not mad at him, not mad at me, we were just too different. Lol. Maybe it wasn’t actually this video, but I want to think it was. Sometimes people just don’t work even if they are both awesome. ❤️

[@nehainthebay]

“You open the resealable packet at the bottom...”😂 Like I do!! Love how you insert the funniest asides unexpectedly.

[@carola-lifeinparis]

So funny when Mirror Julie takes the picture. I wonder if a help line with honest drunk people would work :)

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

"HE. DOESN'T. WANT. YOU!" "Now let me tell you about that great time I had in Cabo with one of the crew for Rihanna"

[@truthbaxter9689]

Carola, that is a great idea. Sober people need not apply. Lol

[@liplock000]

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 lmaooooo

[@liplock000]

Wait, I need this to be a thing!!

[@Akai93]

Whoa, Mirror Julie is actually a genius, that analogy was perfect

[@justinliberti5917]

Julie, you capture such specific emotions in your videos. Thank you for making us laugh when laughter seemed impossible. Your mirror mirror character is one of the best characters on KZbin. I love how you edit your videos, its seamless. Hope you have a great day and someone makes you laugh as much as you made me today. PS Teriyaki is awesome.

[@germanfernandezdurante9467]

I needed this honest talk with mirror Julie for a while now. I think I am a Teriyaki for someone and this lifts my spirit a bit. Thank you Julie!

[@KittysHealingParlor]

Same

[@fakshen1973]

"Why doesn't he want me?" "Could.... be the wedding ring."

[@danzap3844]

Girls use this to block stupid pick-up lines ...

[@EtzEchad]

Hehe. You are right. So, she must be talking about her husband who doesn't want to be with her. That's a much bigger problem. If she is married AND getting dating advice, this is a pretty creepy video. :)

[@amara560]

@@EtzEchad Or just aboit polyamory

[@ludakriss9094]

@@amara560 Wait, then why marry at all?

[@danzap3844]

@Jack Neet Could easily stop girls with a tap of a finger. Yes, the headphones show me when someone wants to withdraw into their own world.

[@Thinkreate]

I found your channel a few months ago and I just want to say, “thank you.” Things have been rough with my depression recently, but your comedy keeps me laughing. This video in particular was very clever and it made me feel better about myself. If you knew me personally, you’d know that is no easy feat. You’ve absolutely made my day. Tons of respect.

[@johnthorne4093]

These sketches are truly great; so well-written, and so well-acted. I have to remind myself that Mirror Julie is, in fact, Julie.

[@bethsmithdr10]

"I'm teriyaki" Love the message about being yourself.

[@toriless]

Yeah, but in the end she decides she doesn't like teriyaki either.

[@brothermutant7370]

"You need to pack up and move on before you embarrass yourself further." Both True AND Hurtful.

[@davecrashes4905]

How much happier people would be if they had their own "mirror Julie" to talk to.

[@darkdaygirl]

Happy 20th wedding anniversary to the man of my dreams who loves my teriyakiness and hates everything Buffalo flavored. You’re my favorite flavor, babe, and I’m yours and that makes us a perfect pair! My advice is always to find that person who is first and foremost your very best friend and marry them (or whatever) because if you constantly have to fight to make it work and to stay together you’ll always be miserable. True love is easy and makes sense, and a strong friendship foundation is the key. Loved the video Julie!

[@srenchin]

This sketch brings back a lot of sad memories for me, I wasted a lot of my youth pining for women who just wanted to be friends. I had to wait until I was 34 before I found the love of my life. Looking back, the wait was worth it.

[@kriistyyanne]

The movie ‘He’s just not that into you’ is soooo true when you see the signs. It hurts the most when you know he just doesn’t want you 🥺😩

[@brandonsargent7105]

I GET THE FIRST COMMENT ON A MIRROR JULIE EPISODE?! My life has officially peaked. This is it - it’s all down hill from here. THANK YOU SO MUCH JULIE AND KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK! - a proud Patreon subscriber

[@isaac592]

It wasn’t first comment

[@isaac592]

KZbin sucks like that

[@Nixiee1]

woah you're first gg

[@gagejoseph91]

I would love to see the reactions of her neighbors looking into her bedroom window watching her stand in front of a mirror and screaming "TERIYAKI!!" for 20 minutes. P.S. For those who think "But the skit is 5 minutes long", these kinds of things take several takes, friend lol

[@DramaQueenMalena]

I think her neighbors are used to her... throwing pants out of the window, sweeping, shouting at sextoys delivery men....

[@lynnjohnson9727]

I needed this. I just found out that the guy that i have liked for two years has always thought of me as a best friend and he doesn't like anyone because he's to busy. So now I'm stuck talking with my ideal boyfriend everyday sometimes really late into the night, who tends to call me cute and goes on and on about how awesome I am but I don't want him to not be a part of my life because he's just an awesome guy but it hurts.

[@pohjanvanamo]

My heart goes out for you! Have strength, things will settle down, one way or another. ♡

[@orangebpumpkin5676]

The perfect guy will want you back. He’s not perfect he is just really close.

[@molybdaen11]

That's tough. Have you tried the Netflix treatment? Like siting on a couch with a "awesome" movie you are to scared to watch alone? Might help to find out what he sees in you.

[@austonian08]

This is your problem. Be honest with him about how you feel. Also, as a guy--if we like a girl, we tell her straight up or make it very obvious. If he's been stringing you along for 2 years but shows no interest, he'll keep doing it for much longer until you're old and missed 100's of opps to find a better guy. Time is precious and you're not young forever. Just dropping you some truth. Godspeed.

[@lindalee8793]

@@austonian08 Good advice. I hope she listens to you. Although to be honest, I don't know if this "perfect" guy is perfect. I would actually think the opposite, but hey, who am I to judge?

[@PrimeSuperboy]

"You're not his favorite flavor, but he'll still eat you if it comes included"

[@AhmaduGidado]

This video so randomly resonated with me. As I navigate my own confidence and my own mental health journey through this pandemic, this was just... Teriyaki.