I’m Going to Shut This Place Down! | Weird Things People Have Said to Me as a Baker

[@wellesradio]

You need a sign that says, “Rude people will not be served. Be pleasant or leave.”

[@Phoenixx713]

omfg YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@Zenith0928]

I read the last sentence as: "Be peasant or leave." 😂

[@starchild3215]

Yeah that sign ain't going to do shit. If all it took for people to behave was to put up a sign the Karen species would have died out decades ago

[@sleepingkirby]

Or, you can go the Sweeny Todd route. "Rude people will be baked and served."

[@adamb89]

When I worked closing shift at a Subway restaurant in the mid 90s, if someone annoyed me, I would ignore them completely. They didn't exist. They could stand in line all they wanted, they could yell, holler, whatever, and I'd simply ignore them. On occasion I'd get a weirdo that tried to wait in the parking lot for me, but a couple phone calls took care of them lol

[@tigremalabarista3461]

I’ll give you this much - if the person who complained about the price increased apologized I have major respect for them.

[@Mali8029]

I was going to say something similar. Not major respect but at least they apologized

[@tigremalabarista3461]

@@Mali8029 at least in the states, it’d be seen more so given I don’t even get a TY at times from nice customers.

[@MindieLynn821]

Literally I was about to comment it, not everyone has the balls to go back and admit they messed up when they don't have to

[@lordnoodle2146]

I think it is extremely admirable for someone to admit they are wrong and apologise. It is true they probably shouldn't have popped off to begin with but it is hard to know what day someone is having before they enter the door. It takes a lot of balls to come back in and apologise. It is really embarrassing especially after making a scene. I would have more than mad respect for them. Maybe working in fast food has lowered my standards though

[@Brakus23]

And that they came back to buy it and also admit that they were wrong instead of just buying it at the other bakery to pretend they did nothing wrong.

[@5m4llP0X]

"Do you know who I am?" "Very annoying"

[@nerored6235]

My answer to that has always been "if we're not related, dating or employed together, i don't care".

[@5m4llP0X]

@@nerored6235 I used to work as a bouncer, and drunk entitled kids would always ask me this question. I learned to keep the reply short because they were still too drunk and stupid. Also: calling them "annoying" pissed them off.

[@MonographicSingleheadedM-sp2wk]

"Oh I know who you are. AN ANNOYANCE." 😂

[@Ratking_Actual]

@@MonographicSingleheadedM-sp2wk That'd be what they are.

[@5m4llP0X]

@@MonographicSingleheadedM-sp2wk Yep. That was the idea. I loved how much it pissed them off. "My dad is.. " "I'm gonna cut you off right there. Your dad isn't here, and isn't you. You don't matter!" "He will buy this club and fire you!" "Cool, I'll sue his ass for wrongful termination!"

[@Zebulization]

"Do you know who I am?" You poor thing! Do you remember anyone else's name? Friends or family? Don't worry, I will call the sheriff. They helped my Nan find her way back home that time she got lost.

[@ginnyjoyner4790]

😂

[@ShintogaDeathAngel]

I don’t work in retail or anything, and probably wouldn’t be quick witted enough to respond that way but I’d love to use that as a comeback!

[@ukaszgosiewski1529]

The last one at least had redemption arc.

[@lilkhagaming1266]

Lmao true

[@kokorochacarero8003]

The audacity of trying to manipulate somebody into giving her the cake for free by using the "he's only gonna have a 6th birthday once in his entire life!" is beyond me It's that important, but she wouldn't even go as far as to BUY a cake for him? 😂

[@wobblyjelly345]

Exactly, as if he's the only child that will turn 6 once 😄

[@feedufutur]

Ikr? Plus, you can say that about literally any birthday. You can have each birthday only once unless you find the fountain of youth or something x)

[@demo2823]

​@@feedufutur I need a free cake, I'm only turning twenty three years and a hundred and seven days once!

[@SobiTheRobot]

"You're right, he IS going to turn six only once. It's worth every cent to make it perfect, isn't it?"

[@Ratking_Actual]

@@feedufutur If you want to be technical, you really only ever have 1 birthday.. After that you just celebrate the day of your birth, which the fountain of youth wouldn't put an end to even if you magically stop physically aging. You'd still get older in terms of time.

[@04279]

"I deserve all the respect" - "Respect is to be earned, not to be demanded."

[@jankakokavcova5160]

Very wise,very good written! Thank uou, I will give it on my fridge👍👏

[@04279]

@@jankakokavcova5160 Thank you too. 🙂👍

[@gammawolf3]

At least the last lady came back to apologize 😂

[@Raiethstar]

I had a sign that said we would charge up to $15 as an asshole tax. It was phrased nice but that’s what it was. I did use it a few times. In the system it was labeled ‘customer handling’.

[@mitchells2003]

Your lack of snarky comebacks is absolutely superhuman. I don't have the emotional strength to bite my tongue that hard.

[@_andrewvia]

Ba-by SNARK doodoo doodoo doodoo Baby SNARK doodoo doodoo doodoo Baby SNARK

[@nerored6235]

At least the last one had the decency to come back and apologize

[@kittyelf1485]

People and their stupid cell phones! Get out of line/the queue if your call is more important than ordering!

[@justmutantjed]

That first one has the same energy as someone who comes to my liquor store asking for: phone chargers, Tide pods, milk, eggs, cereal, bread, baby food, _pet food_ (either cat or dog, had people ask for both), diapers, HEET, THC products, cough syrup, ephedrine tablets, steel wool, extension cords... list goes on.

[@ShintogaDeathAngel]

How do people not know what kind of shops they’re about to walk into? 😂 Do they just dive through the nearest door and hope for the best? 🤣🤣🤣

[@justmutantjed]

@ShintogaDeathAngel Sometimes, it certainly feels that way.

[@khadijahdanielian3918]

It is genuinely astounding how many people wake up on the stupid side of the bed and choose audacity in the morning.

[@Frostgnaw]

This is the kind of advertising that companies should learn from. You have made no effort to push your products or shove deals in our faces. I've watched a lot of your videos over the past week and from seeing the stuff in the background and the short clips you show of your bakery, I very much want to visit and patronize (I think that's the word) your business. If I ever find myself in Ireland, I will look for your bakery.

[@erinmalone2669]

The phone call one is way too relatable. If I’m on the phone I tell the person on the line to hold while I take care of my shopping.

[@PixiePrincess501]

Lady planning to find a bakery that gives away free super extravagant cakes. Me: “Kay, good luck with that BYE! 👋 “ Those customers are the worst. Clearly they’ve never had to work to pay the rent 🤦‍♀️

[@unnamedchannel1237]

They are not customers they are beggars

[@ShintogaDeathAngel]

I’d almost be tempted to agree, but make the cake out of a cardboard box.

[@PixiePrincess501]

@@ShintogaDeathAngel LOL But nah, then they get a free box🤣

[@espresso_depresso_cat]

"Would you like a baguette?" "...yes" "ITS 2 NOW"

[@LuriQeciri]

The first one the embodiment of sir this is a wendys 😅

[@NarnianRailway]

Glad the last lady was sensible and came back for the very Best baguette bread and apologized.

[@Alukard-ki2ie]

This may seem strange, but after watching these videos I remember how I worked as a veterinarian. Too many times have I encountered absolute ignorance and inadequacy bordering on madness. I realized that idiots are closer than it seems and they are EVERYWHERE. I have accumulated so many idiotic cases that I think I could make similar videos myself.

[@cynthiamorton3583]

Your patience impresses me no end! Thank you for posting your stories.

[@MyRandom2Cents-wl9wq]

"You only turn 6 once." Jokes on you lady I was born on Leap Year! 😝

[@ralfbraun2950]

"what will i do with the extra 15ct? I'll add an acre to the grounds. I'll chuck some more koi-carp in my piano shaped pond. I know! I'll build a wing on the national gallery, with my name on it!"

[@Robertq026]

Is the person in the last clip the only one to ever apologise on this channel? Get them a gold medal 🏅

[@droth1031]

My wife and do homemade cupcakes and cookies. We had a guy ask us for 144 cupcakes recently. He paid us a whopping $95. Between ingredients, decorations, and cups, we spent nearly $160.

[@gamingclub5151]

Her voice is so sweet and the background sounds ❤😄

[@soji6916]

i absolutely love your videos, they have become such a comfort watch!

[@hostiledodo1150]

I work at the deli in my local grocery store and I once had a customer get fussy because the party platters that she bought didn't come with free tongs. Free tongs that are not advertised or even hinted at. Like anywhere.

[@HappyAcorn-pn7yd]

I love your videos and the weird request. Your customers come up with.😂

[@michael--a--sometimes]

When I still worked in a store if I had cashier duties I'd talk extra loudly and overtly friendly to people who couldn't put their phone down👍.

[@Ashasverus]

Behold! The general public!

[@acesinger6092]

“We’re not allowed to be rude in here, I’m gonna need you to leave” If only it worked like that. Then again, I think you’d only have like 5 customers a day with all the Karens you have to deal with💀

[@Yellow_Plus_Red]

If you made mini apple pies like McDonald's they would be GLORIOUS, so maybe that guy was on to something.

[@kitkatboard]

I'm sure he would've been like "they don't taste like McDonald's !"

[@gabriellehitchins9182]

@@kitkatboard they would be baked not deep fried for starters

[@kitkatboard]

@@gabriellehitchins9182 McDonald's doesn't make apple pies here so I had no idea they were deep fried 😭

[@lorscarbonferrite6964]

@@kitkatboard They aren't always. IDK about other regions, but at least in the continental US, McDonalds stopped frying their apple pies a long time ago (I think it was in the late 90s, but I'm not sure).

[@ShintogaDeathAngel]

@@lorscarbonferrite6964 I’m pretty sure the last time I had a McDonald’s apple pie (a few months ago) they were still deep fried. Definitely not as good as they used to be, either way.

[@seanclarke5969]

Well that last one was humbled really fast

[@ShadowDragon8685]

"Good luck with that" should be the answer to "I want a cake for free, I'll go find another baker who will make it for free!"

[@oakenshadow6763]

Only 170 for that big a cake?!?! That's a wonderful deal!

[@LordMorde]

do you work across the street from a pub or something? are people just hammered at like 9:45 in the morning.

[@story3877]

my son will only turn 6 once...um ma'am he'll only turn any age once unless he becomes of those people who tries to claim they're 29 for 40 years. lol!

[@Asher-mw3zo]

If it’s only a baguette paired with nothing, it doesn’t make sense there is butter. Traditionally, there is no butter involved in the making of a baguette.

[@mordechai-]

No, you DON'T care about her son! Why should you? You don't even know him!

[@Jennythecatgirl]

He’s only turning six once? Lady, he’s only going to turn seven eight nine and ten once too - you gonna expect free cake then?? 😂😂

[@ShintogaDeathAngel]

Wouldn’t be surprised! 😜

[@Shadow1231-i5q]

I hate when people say "do you know who iam?" Acting like a gangster like seriously saying that will not make you "COOL"

[@vincentmb238]

The last customer who comes back and apologizes ? That's not so bad :)

[@OnigiriKewn]

What really seemed weird to me is putting butter in a baguette? Where I'm from, baguettes only bave flour, water, salt and yeast. Not even olive oil (and we sure love our olive oil)

[@MrDwieszopyjackson]

Pretty sure they talked about a sandwich.

[@OnigiriKewn]

@@MrDwieszopyjackson ooooh, so the butter was spread on the baguette, now that makes more sense! Thanks 👍

[@robbiecarlos4537]

I love the last one. Prices have gone up, it costs more. It's greed; I'll go elsewhere. .... Turns out that elsewhere has also increased their price.

[@AS-jc4th]

"Do you know who I am?" "I don't give a dime.."

[@BWWWAAALORDOFDUCKS]

At least the last one came back and apologized

[@reginabillotti]

I didn't think baguettes were typically made with butter. Or are you talking about spreading butter on a sliced baguette?

[@amatije]

The butter goes in the dough

[@reginabillotti]

@@amatije I guess Ireland does things differently, then,

[@Fluttershy246]

At least the last person apologized Respect

[@Coolio1321]

last one had good timing... amazing vids constantly ^^

[@TestUser-cf4wj]

Oh, this place is definitely going to get closed. At about 5 PM. Every day.

[@chantezj18]

"if you had children you'd understand why i want it for free" if you did have children you absolutely could not give the cake for free. You'd have extra mouths to feed.

[@justk4929]

There’s something so cozy about your videos

[@Mew-chan1993]

A new take on "Sir, this is a Wendy's."

[@benblevis354]

God I’ve worked in food service for almost 5 years now And this shit still pisses me off

[@ShintogaDeathAngel]

At least the last one apologised! The self important one pissed me off. Even if you were Olympic gold medalist gymnast level of “very important around here” you don’t get to hold the line up!

[@kimberlyakin8908]

OMG the return and sorry are the Most priceless wow Nice

[@AnnaMno1]

The post office near me has a sign up that says they won't serve anyone who's on their phone

[@alexstoner4446]

after working fast food, i wish i could let more sarcasm out then i refrain from using when dealing with people.

[@paulqueripel3493]

What do you mean you aren't allowed to be rude? As the owner you can be as rude as you like, as you enforce the bakery's rule.

[@alibern4199]

💖So happy to see a new video😊

[@josiahsterling7308]

"Great that baguette will be 1.20 please"

[@Arnikaaa]

Hey, at least the last one apologized!

[@sonicchica]

And he ruined it for everyone by having a customer actually buy an item to get the password for the free Wi-Fi. I only ever encountered one rude customer on the phone. She tried to through the “I’m a lawyer” card at me. All did was asked if she needed a paper or plastic bag.

[@krankarvolund7771]

Did he get his diet coke? I know that most of my local bakeries offer drinks with their sandwiches, so he could get that. But no fries yeah... except that one bakery who also was a Kebab (Chawarma? I don't know what you use in Ireland).

[@joybreegaming8781]

I’m sorry but one euro for a baguette is insanely cheap a cheep baguette over here is 7 usd or 6.4 euros.. and that’s for an old one from a store that was definitely not made fresh

[@aaroncarson1770]

The person on the phone bugged me the most.

[@simonhinchliffe8228]

SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL

[@frequinnasty7303]

I live the content, but are we not doing costume changes anymore?!

[@ShintogaDeathAngel]

There are still some, I think - I saw the blonde wig on another recent video, at least?

[@DuchessDemicha]

If i was in your bakery i would buy all of your croissants (im not even joking, im inlove with croissants)😭

[@ccmayhem7549]

Diet coke & apple pie is definitely par for the course for the weight watcher's crowd.

[@deryckbrown7834]

You know what...I'll give the last customer a single point for saying sorry and choosing to spend her money with you Alice. Unfortunately she loses that point immediately for not saying "Yes please." afterwards. 😂

[@velfaern1716]

I thought only people here in the US acted like this. Yeesh….

[@Consigliere06]

Hi, I just recently started watching your videos. You are so cute. I love your voice. You are a very sweet and cute baker. Keep baking and making cute videos ❤. Rude people are everywhere....and when they are stupid....it's a treat to watch them 😂😂... I like your videos, it's fun.. Sending you lots of love from India ❤❤.

[@UpperDarbyDetailing]

When I come visit Ireland I’m gonna have to get some pastry

[@arelunk]

You're too kind be working behind the register. Step aside. Allow me. *rolls up sleeves

[@Phoenixx713]

yeah... that'll be 2euro 30 now.

[@sebastiansolis6486]

Can I get a croissant with some large coffee? Sir, this is a Wendy's

[@cagal6437]

Idiocracy wasn't supposed to be a manual.

[@msthecommentator2863]

I'd bet $100 the fast food person was an American tourist 😂

[@bizzhat]

you're too kind.. remember you're the one in charge. if you got a good reason, kick em out, NEXT.

[@isabelbard853]

Like, please, there is nothing particularly special about turning six years old compared to turning 5 or 7 or any other age, unless the age has been attributed a special milestone about adulthood like 15 or 16. That lady really did just want a free cake. Sigh.

[@rosemaryjones5550]

At least last one apologized

[@piegirl8263]

People are crazy

[@saultube44]

Wow, people are so nuts

[@mattsains]

You’re in a price fixing conspiracy with the bakery down the street now?? 😅

[@lyn6768]

I was wondering, where is your bakery? I'd love to visit sometime.

[@TheFansOfFiction]

Ma'am, this isn't a Wendy's

[@torbjornbernhardson3634]

There is usually no butter in a baguette.

[@zon9090]

I think something is wrong with me since I only turn an age once.

[@Sofia-md1wk]

Do you make gluten free bagels! I will fly all the way from the US to try one lol. I could make the family trip to that area.

[@antonylawrence7266]

All the idiots you have to deal with and you don’t loose your composure, have you been eating angel cake !

[@redbirddeerjazz]

What kind of a baguette recipe uses butter in the dough?

[@saaythong]

Sir, this is a Wendy's...

[@Nirmiti.]

I don’t get the 50 euro comp. What’s the point in giving that if you’re going to get it back anyways?

[@neah9060]

Oh by the way there is the stupidity tax as well, baguette will be 1€30 for you

[@halireri]

Will you share a recipe with us someday?

[@TheBlackadder-Edmund]

When i see stuff like this I really really hope it is made up... Or that or we are doomed as a species...

[@Maceman486]

Is there something in the water? How are people this ignorant?