I Made TF2's BIGGEST Update to

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Cmon Valve, I know you've been delaying the Summer 2024 Update waiting to yoink my picks...
Support the Workshop items featured and upvote the collection! -steamcommunity...
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@ScoutTime Ай бұрын

Reuploaded since KZbin completely snubbed the video and refused to promote it at all, edited out a certain word to hopefully appease the almighty algorithm overlords! They cannot silence The…yknow…Update!

@oldsprait163 Ай бұрын

GYATTTTTTT

@RustysRevenge Ай бұрын

Great excuse to start up a patron for the uncensored version 😄

@obamahostile4073 Ай бұрын

Maybe YT was right this time

@the_tftuber2426 Ай бұрын

I really wanted big slappy to be a part of this, I mean. IT'S AN ASS c'mon!

@sandraswan9008 Ай бұрын

And you were correct, this video was recommended to me

@santumChannelYes Ай бұрын

what if scout time was called FREAKY time and instead of reviewing workshop cosmetics he reviewed MUSCULAR MEN

@CalvinLol777 Ай бұрын

God, if only….

@user-qj4px6ob4y Ай бұрын

tick tock

@friesdies Ай бұрын

@@user-qj4px6ob4y heavy like a brink truck

@cutiepie_yas Ай бұрын

BLU Scout from Lil Pootis

@johnny_baldosa Ай бұрын

Sounds fun!

@Debonsia Ай бұрын

Valve not only removed the bots they removed scout time's straightness

@vibethecat4194 Ай бұрын

his straightness was never on his side

@FlatCapgaming1 Ай бұрын

Seduce me What? Spy I ain't gonna SEDUCE ME!

@ItsActuallySaturn Ай бұрын

“Hey uh.. good lookin’, I got a bucket of chicke-“ *slap* *”I’m not one of your fried chicken TRAMPS!”*

@FlatCapgaming1 Ай бұрын

@@ItsActuallySaturn "I am a woman. I like my men mysterious, dangerous! You want to be my lover? Earn it! Seduce me!"

@Vegetable626 Ай бұрын

TF2 community be like: Sex, Hats, Memes, Gay sex

@ScoutTime Ай бұрын

Wouldn’t have it any other way!

@onlyclownsreadthislmfao Ай бұрын

The gay sex thing with TF2 was funny for uhhh a good minute but I don't understand how it's funny do i have to be dropped as a baby to be able to find it funny

@billymkj2763 Ай бұрын

@@onlyclownsreadthislmfao you just don't get it...

@furociousarts Ай бұрын

@@onlyclownsreadthislmfao it's just a funny in the community due to the buff merc meme. I'm hetero, but it's still something I joke about.

@DucksAreCool08 Ай бұрын

@@onlyclownsreadthislmfaoyou aren't a true TF2 player if you don't like gay sex

@lucedex9671 Ай бұрын

Honestly I wana see the shirtless cosmetics that aren't ripped, "Boston beer belly" "Russian round ram" "beer and gear" there are so many good ideas

@macaronitony93 Ай бұрын

SAAAAME i saw the heavy cosmetic at 6:00 and i saw the goddam painted on abs and i was like NO!!!! THAT MAN HAS AN INSULATING LAYER OF FAT WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!!!!

@vintagememelord8168 Ай бұрын

I still gonna hold off buying the exposed cosmetics for atleast a month

@laurenhatter6824 27 күн бұрын

oh you would LOVE the twink scout crop top cosmetic

@lucedex9671 27 күн бұрын

@@macaronitony93 "Scottish staunch scotch" "liberty layers" "nautral insulation" just three more for demo, soldier and pyro off the top of my head

@Chocymilk4ever Ай бұрын

but seriously why is valve so reluctant to add the catwalk😭. i would use it 24/7

@vintagememelord8168 Ай бұрын

I would tottally forgo the boycott if they had it

@gelatinbfdi2763 Ай бұрын

"theyre not hot enough" medic:

@certifiedidiot9175 Ай бұрын

agreed

@Clancyyyy Ай бұрын

🤨😊 Agreed!

@NetchoCheese Ай бұрын

Literally

@gooblymcfarts Ай бұрын

hes so hot i NEED him

@_medicfromtf2 Ай бұрын

REAL!!

@MajatekYT Ай бұрын

If Valve had the guts, they'd change the name of the Mad Milk throwable to Man Milk. 💯

@Watch10045 Ай бұрын

It is confirmed though that it is actually man milk… Yeah

@billymkj2763 Ай бұрын

@@Watch10045 it's milk from irradiated cows...

@pixavier9746 Ай бұрын

@@billymkj2763 Is confirmed that the weapon was originally meant to be called the Mann Milk, but it was later changed for a clear issue with it.

@magmaboisstuff4270 Ай бұрын

SPY- I MEAN TOM JONES YOUR SON IS RATING BUFF COSMETICS!!

@squealer2874 Ай бұрын

singer-songwriter tom hanks, not to be confused with award-winning actor tom jones

@magmaboisstuff4270 Ай бұрын

@@squealer2874 thx for the correction

@bingoviini Ай бұрын

Just give Demoman a traditional scottish kilt Literally commando

@vreikezen8268 Ай бұрын

Bro was gone for 9 months and decided to give birth to this.

@ScoutTime Ай бұрын

Peak takes time /silly

@Pepper2B Ай бұрын

video mpreg

@RollandGamess Ай бұрын

the therapy and reorientation sessions lasted longer than he thought

@vintagememelord8168 Ай бұрын

Bro, tou still need to kepp your hansd out yo wallets for this one

@Tree-lw0 Ай бұрын

Finally the "S3x Case"

@BackinWhy. Ай бұрын

real

@thachnguyen6859 Ай бұрын

Freaky Fortress gonna be WILD

@rubbydraco1334 Ай бұрын

Medic got the lean mean team jeans and chest with a fur (fur) The whole team is looking at him He hits the flor (he hits the flor) Before you know Health bar is low low low low low...

@lonewolfinthetardis2640 Ай бұрын

Engineer with abs scares me

@ScoutTime Ай бұрын

As it should.

@lonewolfinthetardis2640 Ай бұрын

@@ScoutTime It doesn't fit him

@limendime3720 Ай бұрын

@@lonewolfinthetardis2640Exactly! Engineer needs a dad bod, not a six pack.

@lonewolfinthetardis2640 Ай бұрын

@@limendime3720 YES! You get it!

@glacierwolf2155 Ай бұрын

Me: "How can you make Scout possibly hotter?" Scout Time: "What if I made him Johnny from Guilty Gear?"

@Yakuza-Merkitzi Ай бұрын

One day i hope we'll see Mean Lean Team Jeans in TF2. We are in deseperate need of a new pair of All-Class pants.

@Mercc_ Ай бұрын

i love your tf2 gmod ports, you are amazing never stop king :>

@Typhonnnnnnn Ай бұрын

dang ScoutTime must have had a hard time doing all of this with one hand,respect

@Remembercookieputie Ай бұрын

wild

@ThePastaMiner Ай бұрын

cheering and yelling like my favourite team just scored a touchdown when you revealed the gnarliest garb

@vova7308 Ай бұрын

what if team fortress 2 was called freak fortress 2...

@mechaegg7229 Ай бұрын

good video to end off pride month

@vvvires Ай бұрын

“the mercs aren’t hot enough” Absolutely disagree. Anyway, I love this. I was giggling and kicking my feet the whole time, thank you for compiling these ❤

@polarbearwilliam Ай бұрын

1:32 holy shit that's Johnny -Guilty Gear- Team Fortress

@teevee1985._. Ай бұрын

When I saw the hat cosmetic for pyro I was so scared about the body cosmetic I'll let you guess why 💀💀💀💀

@starryplatinum Ай бұрын

helping hands + burly beast = me being one step closer to totally shirtless medic 😄😊

@beesechurgermoss Ай бұрын

because of the....YEA....update thumbnail, i thought the pictures in the tier list was rule 34 💀

@wizardfucker8999 Ай бұрын

god i love big beefy men you're doing a service to the gays

@dr.toxicgamingmadscientist Ай бұрын

You know, The Bushwalker would be AMAZING for Casual Hide N Seek Sniper Players as well as Spy Players that spam Box Trot.

@sal-1337 Ай бұрын

im legitimately gonna open steam and favorite and upvote every single one of these

@Faleko_Fares Ай бұрын

Scout don’t forget to not buy crates it’s a part of #FixTF2 Just a friendly reminder tho :)

@ScoutTime Ай бұрын

If I do unbox anything, they'll all be from the secondary market (NOT the SCM)...Valve won't see a penny hahah

@jecksfoxofficial Ай бұрын

@@ScoutTime it.. doesnt work like this. I mean, this Secondary market had to buy it from valve isnt it?

@mastermcg8845 Ай бұрын

@@jecksfoxofficial Valve won't get any money from the crates themselves because they are free to acquire then can be sold off platform (3rd party markets). However, Valve obviously still gets money from people buying the keys, either from the Mann co store or the steam community market, but even if all people stop buying keys from Valve, there are still keys on 3rd party markets from before #Fixtf2 , meaning Valve won't get any extra money from people buying those keys.

@Cereal251 Ай бұрын

@@jecksfoxofficialkinda depends cause some players could have put their crates for sale in that secondary market.

@angiovanni7356 Ай бұрын

The keys still need to be bought from valve, so it still is a monetary incentive for valve. I wouldn’t recommend doing it but if it is what makes you happy then I can’t change that

@cheesecake_luvr Ай бұрын

20:15 i saw the pixelated item and i knew instantly.

@vibethecat4194 Ай бұрын

best part about pimp demoman would be the fact you could recreate the black baron from madworld with it and NO ONE WOULD BE THE WISER

@zSolt444 Ай бұрын

the intro scared the shit out of me 💀

@Mr.TwoFaceGuy Ай бұрын

Pretty sure this would fix all of TF2’s problems in a instant.

@thecupofno Ай бұрын

The thick and girthy update!

@AlisonTheAlien Ай бұрын

This new update gyatt me feeling 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😮‍💨

@XnerzTheNerd Ай бұрын

Lean mean team jean with the skin colour paint will be crazyyyy

@ORANGEGARBAGE07 Ай бұрын

Thank you so much for showing off Sizzling and Krak-Attack, I greatly appreciate it! :) I did want to mention that I wasn’t able to see Sizzling on the workshop link, if you’re willing to add it to it, that would be awesome! Thanks again :D

@ScoutTime Ай бұрын

Absolutely! I will fix that ASAP, complete accident on my end. Thanks!

@ORANGEGARBAGE07 Ай бұрын

@@ScoutTime No worries! Thank you for fixing it! :)

@pytron6693 Ай бұрын

Tick tock heavy like a brinks truck

@Mrshovelmin Ай бұрын

Scout time when heavy place walks in

@user-rg2mn9jx5y Ай бұрын

I want The Gnarliest Garb (Hunk) So damn much😭😭

@UNNAMEDSHOW Ай бұрын

WHO DOESNT

@Fleta_Maughner Ай бұрын

He looks s c r u m p t i o u s in that crop top dude i need it, I NEED

@Sonic.exe_uwu666 Ай бұрын

11:01 why the hell was i blushinng!?

@zxxtlz Ай бұрын

Unironically love the set of cosmetics you have picked for the summer update, I will genuinely be disappointed if valve doesn't add exactly these items now - heavy main

@drimp4551 Ай бұрын

0/10 big slappy wasn't included

@ScoutTime Ай бұрын

I was going to but it was unlisted from the workshop and I wanted to respect the creator :>

@likability6288 Ай бұрын

@@ScoutTimeI’m literally shaking and crying on the floor that they did that

@shiro7003 Ай бұрын

no big slappy - day ruined

@drimp4551 Ай бұрын

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO A true American hero has been lost.

@errorhostnotfound1165 Ай бұрын

27:06 It's glue, of course ...what else could it be?

@SkaterScout53 Ай бұрын

Ah yes, a fellow scout making the long awaited sex update, everything is in place as scout is God's gift

@BrightyLikeThat Ай бұрын

I have waited four- no, five thousand years for this!

@davidthecommenter Ай бұрын

if valve wants to show that they care (besides the amazing ban wave of bot accounts), they definitely need to take notes for a summer update like this. we need a little bit of pride to regain after the downward spiral that was the bot crisis.

@Ketchup_Dragon Ай бұрын

Love that you’re back man missed these videos

@P1mp0 Ай бұрын

Listen i know it's about the "Sex update, haha sex is so funny" but these ideas and concepts for cosmetics are actually very VERY great! Y'know it would be really awesome if vavle could at least add community made cosmetics and items. These ideas and designs fit the characters so much and it makes them much more nicer and sillier and it just looks so good! And do you know why im saying this? Its because i love, LOVE, LOOOVVVEEE games with customization, ESPECIALLY character customization, and throughout these past few decades all i could do is pray that vavle could at least release some more cosmetics that i could at least use to make my little scout or my pyro look slightly more cute and livly, man.. When will vavle ever listen... (EDIT : ‏‪9:20‬‏ the tiktok medic gooners are going bonkers rn)

@ScoutTime Ай бұрын

Thank you so much! That was my goal with this; it’s still the haha funny joke BUT it’s actually good hahah

@Ginger_FoxxVT Ай бұрын

sExcellent picks!

@Hunter-ld8qt Ай бұрын

we are NOT! Takeing cult of the lamb insperation for a shooter lmao

@The_SoldierTf2 Ай бұрын

THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD! I really want that scout hat near the start and the pyro shirt so badly! most of the taunts are a bit okay! but if you do a Halloween or Christmas cases can you add those two last taunts you couldn't add in the summer case? Those two taunts looks really fun! I do need to get more taunts as well, but I def would buy the new ones! and those effects looks really good too!

@ScoutTime Ай бұрын

Thanks for the kind words, I'm glad you enjoyed my picks! Make sure to support the items you liked on the Steam workshop :>

@The_SoldierTf2 Ай бұрын

@@ScoutTime yes, yes!

@RGriffin-hk1sw 24 күн бұрын

Me when “tick tick heavy like a brinks truck”

@NotTheDotDot Ай бұрын

Must be hard playing with one hand after this update

@HairyHarpy Ай бұрын

The sunset shades has a nice 60s presentation that works with TF2 style

@Tarelkin_vtoroi Ай бұрын

WE NEED IT NOW, WE NEED A MEDIC IN A MAID COSTUME AND HEAVILY MUSCLED MEN

@UNNAMEDSHOW Ай бұрын

Theres nothing different about this video

@ScoutTime Ай бұрын

Nothing...nothing at ALL :clueless:

@justarandomguy2263 Ай бұрын

God forbid the Triage Service gets added to the game, I can only imagine the amount of medic girlfriends using that on their medics.

@HHHjb_ Ай бұрын

24:10 I love when unusuals do this and arnt png like or if they are they use effects of motion such as bubbling or the jellyfish effects which spawn multiple thin bubble column trails

@uzana.y 23 күн бұрын

The amount of times i had to pause and just look at my screen with open mouth is emberassing

@GleebieDeebie Ай бұрын

Im not really into big buff men but I am glad you made a case tailored for the majority of the TF2 community (yall are so gay)

@BoinglyThe3th 21 күн бұрын

Came for the meme, stayed for the actual good cosmetics. (And the men)

@ne3333t Ай бұрын

WE NEED THE TRIAGE SERVICE

@Mezzy.. 22 күн бұрын

I love the don’t sexualise pyro trend he is too wholesome for that

@lofikari Ай бұрын

My man, you are horribly underrated. This is great!

@ScoutTime Ай бұрын

Thank you so much, means a lot :>

@lofikari Ай бұрын

@@ScoutTime No worries! Thanks for making such awesome content! :3

@cucumber1955 Ай бұрын

8:20 сет дяди Богдана

@bredcan Ай бұрын

9:41 Dude you turned into Mutahar

@BillNyethekunaispy Ай бұрын

I love seeing this guy slowly losing his mind

@errorhostnotfound1165 Ай бұрын

this video is now a permanent part of Scout Time's legacy >:D he will be forever remembered as the creator of the sex update and nothing else!

@Rarrel-amigo Ай бұрын

Still night but I see this in KZbin and watch to I sleep

@yumaindart6745 Ай бұрын

the aim here pick genuinely made me laugh out loud 😭😭😭😭

@scruggly_ahh_commenter Ай бұрын

tick tock heavy like a brinks truck

@the_aerowolf Ай бұрын

dislike. throwing myself in a pool ( 🫶🏼 i hate that you're right )

@Visor_Plays Ай бұрын

intro so good made me subscribe

@64_three Ай бұрын

17:18 THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!

@thanosgaming9942 Ай бұрын

I saw "brim" and "shady" in the medic section and I imagined one of those memes where a set of words sounds kind of like a name, place, or event. Like if an article said "nine extentions" and someone put a red circle around it with this emoji 😮 and the towers falling. Anyway the joke is Eminem.

@DjuleGamingMain Ай бұрын

That thumbnail tho 😂

@THE_CAT3999 Ай бұрын

16:25 bruh i heard here not "the Bling King" but heard "the blinking"

@capitalism5527 Ай бұрын

And the Burly Beast just exists

@mionski415 Ай бұрын

Everyone waiting for that update

@Pants8276 Ай бұрын

This is ''Straight'' up the greatest ''Sex update'' idea video i have seen

@sleeplessstudios7626 14 күн бұрын

I made a cosplay of the Gnarliest Garb when it originally came out. Quite fun! Never able to take it to cons in Seattle tho

@duskoirre 25 күн бұрын

aside from the video making me desire the mercs in an unholy carnal way, that hawaiian flare shirt is actually so sick i'd love it for a pyro loadout

@SgtDude2012 Ай бұрын

What plenty of years without updates does to a man:

@AllanVg8 Ай бұрын

18:32 if you love doing the breast milk stab on spy, you HAVE to use this cosmetic

@W0terB0tle Ай бұрын

Heavy: “CHARGE ME DOCTOR!” Medic: “INCOMING! I AM THE ÜBERMENSH!” Both: “Hit” sounds

@migitri Ай бұрын

I'm a very gay Medic main and I'm glad you picked the Medic cosmetics that I want the most. I own the burly beast and I need those burly arms for the handsome medical mann.